Charlie Brown

[j2times2006]

Think I've just been booger-hooked back to frisco!! Lol

... And yeah the music in the beginning is hilarious!!!

[Ogmern]

"A nickel get you the word on the street, a quarter get yo dick sucked, and for a dollar you can stick furniture in my ass!"

[ChrisKogos]

The beginning music is hilarious!

[DMB72886]

Happy Kwanzaa everyone!

[j2times2006]

Hope all y'all getting your bitches together for a badoosie tonight. Lol

[iluvcarnies]

Geekin on baking soda BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[albanicky]

what's the song at the very end?

[KamuiMosir]

@albanicky Lee muthafuckin' Hazlewood of course. watch?v=oCpCrbCAOBo

[albanicky]

@KamuiMosir awesome, thanks

[squadalawereoff1]

Classic grade a humor

[sickkat44]

the absolute, most spot on parody of all time! ive never introduced this to anyone who hasnt howled and almost pissed their pants!

[ne779]

U see xmas was invented by cracker trcknology. lol!



[bestbrat76]

Buiness is slow Daddy!!!

[jwahh]

..I'll let you slipkity, splack all over my nappy dugout!

[FrozenChozin]

The intro is just too much XD.

[agentofshield1]

Funny as hell. I was quoting it word-for-word when I watching "A Charlie Brown Christmas" on ABC last week. lol.

[Diamorfiend85]

A JOB!!!!!!!!! 

[rdangelo]

Best video ever made.

[djet38]

lmfao...I think I just got schooled on ebonics and the real meaning of x-mas

TCB - Typical Cracker Behavior

[sheldonspark]

Since 2002 I've been using the phrase "Let's lock legs and swap gravy."

[woktrr1919]

Aight, let's do the scene with the hoo-ride and the ho-jockey.

[elijoker]

im down fo da habba jabba butta churnin buuuushittt

[SESdisciple]

Git diss shrub some Viagra!

[Jwnorton]

And, If I do like this, it means I'm gonna booger-hook you all the way back to 'Frisco

[MasterBlaster405]

of all the motha fuckas on earth, you da motha fuckest

[Bergcity316]

I watch this every year for the holidays. It's become a tradition.

[2c1496]

@Bergcity316 LOL me too...happy holidays

[Diamorfiend85]

Let's lock legs and swap gravy!!!!

[themetalchef]

Traditions for Christmas start as children. This one however started when I was 35.

"Christmas? Don't chu mean X-mas?".

Best video ever made. Better than any purposely leaked sex tape.

[SirPenguin75]

This is the best intro to anything ever invented ever.

[ChunkRox1234]

Cockasaurus

[Coldwarwinner]

Maybe this shrub is a Crip too. Let's signify this shrub with a do-rag.

[pdx1chris]

TCB! Typical Cracker Behavior!

[rdelgado797]

"kapresha ur playin da hooker"

"well i get 2 play myself again"

[rdelgado797]

LEA MUTHA FUCKIN HAZEL WOOD?????

WHAT KINDA GLASS DICK U SMOKING FROM FRANKSTIEN??????

[2004PontiacGrandPrix]

THIS IS BRILLIANT. BRILLIANT! 

[mm1979ca]

It's just not the holidays without a Charlie Brown Kwanzaa.

[2004PontiacGrandPrix]

This is the best video of all time.

[meatbill]

Smelly caverns. Oh man this is sooo wrong but it is soooo funny!!!

[xXXJimboSliceXXx]

Look at this sorry ass mother fucker.

[2c1496]

LMAO ROTF

[nikobelic25000]

I died laughing XD.

[kd4adv]

I watch this when no one else is around.

This is some crazy off the hook shit :) :)

[2c1496]

@kd4adv Me too ,,,my wife thinks it's horrible...I laugh so hard I get a headache

[Galadont]

Can someone get this shrub a doo rag and some viagra?!

[iwannaiguana60]

When's Rosetta Stone coming out w/ the new course in Ebonics???

[2c1496]

@iwannaiguana60 n LMAO...I don't know if anybody could translate this

[GuitarM0use]

Huh, I thought this was called Charlie Brown Kwanza before?

[thejimmyzshow]

@GuitarM0use It was. For YEARS.

[wuddupniggaz]

this is how niggers act i h8 those fucking niggs

[CKru8789]

"What the fuck kinda beat is that?" "Lee muthafuckin' Hazelwood" "You off the hook Frankenstein, what kinda glass dick you smokin from?" "The one in yo' ass bitch." I love how Schroeder says "Yo check this shit out", and Lucy's retort's are hilarious. Definitely one of the funniest scenes I've seen in a long time. I was in tears I was laughing so hard at it. Tunes called "Phaedra/Some Velvet Morning" by the way, if you're really that interested. Sorry to go overboard by the way.

[NickB1967]

@CKru8789: It is odd that they would have an old Lee Hazlewood / Nancy Sinatra duet for Schroeder's tune.

[pdx1chris]

I'm gonna booger hook you back to Frisco!

[tealchevy]

lee motherfuckinghazelwood



[pingpongball34]

I'll let you splickity splack all over my nappy dugout

[MidnightinSavannah]

@pingpongball34 That is the best line ever!

[wankerjake]

Get some chips in yo pocket, you Mr. Clean lookin' peckerwood!

[wankerjake]

Chuck: Biiiiiitch, where's my muthafuckin money?

Lucy: Business is slooow, daddy.

You just can't beat this shit!

[itslea84]

The one from you a** Bi***! lmao....

[Lystuya]

"What the fuck kind of beat is that?"

"Lee mother fucking Hazelwood."

LOL

[420jaymoney]

Aint seen this shit in years. I remember when it first got uploaded on ebaums. God im getting old. But yea, this shit is a classic, and still funny as fuck.

[hardcoredoug]

Of all da muthafuckas on erf, you do muthafuckest!

[luckysod04]

Get dis twig some Viagra

[zanetierney]

most offensive and funniest clip ever!!!

[bingo20211]

i love this shit

[PM011]

Timeless.

[ktralfam]

27 people have absolutely no sense of humor.

[BerryUnicorn]

of all da mudda fuckas on earth, you da muuda fuckest!

LMAO!

[mechanoid2k]

roody poo ass nigga

[NukNoETV]

"Naw....X-Mas....Blacken Malcolm X-mas....Christmas was invented by cracka tricknology...." AhAHAHAHAH!!!!! @NUKnoE

[DxGXanaX655]

What kind of glass dick u smokin' from? Da one from yo ass BITCH!!!!!!!!!

[DeVoLHeX]

YOU DA MOTHER FUCKEST! LOOOOOOOOOL

[mongoose704]

"Hear me out or I’ll slap da black off y’all. I got a bus load of you narry-ass chuck walls, and aint no tellin’ which ya’ll can free-style like a bad coat. Now if I make like this it means all you bitches get in my crib for padoozie. Now if I make like dat, it means I’m gonna cut you bad if you fuck up, n’ if I do dis I’m gonna Bugga-hook you back to Frisco. Know ‘at I’m sayin’?"

[TheDipset1233]

this is so old and classic!

[Caseymb2]

Are these guys pretending to be Asian or something?

[eShrooms]

Maybe this shrub is a crip too. Lets signify this shrub with a do-rag.

[xClawed]

"Of all the mother fuckas on earth, You the motha fuckest" lol.

[MANDINGO19921]

AIGHT! LETS DO THE SCENE WITH THE HOORIGH AND THE HOEJOCKEY!!!

[BlueEyeBlondeGuy]

"somebody didn't get their welfare today" LMAO

[kymetastic]

That bitch nigga, Charlie Brown!?!

[asgdesigns88]

iam about to pull your bitch card with smoothy,roody poo ass niggah

that shit was awesome!

[joshua24joshua]

26 people don't want to lock legs and swap gravy.

[Mirani2]

Gotta make one of these with Finding Nemo

[TheCatholicBoat]

@Mirani2 Finding Nemo's Kwanzaa Shrub?

[LilithShadowsong]

This is Motha fuckin church we talkin 'bout God Damnit!

[flyingbeast1]

what glass dick you smokin from?

the one in your ass bitch!

tcb: typical cracka behavior

there were three kings:

martin luther

don

and rodney

[spooky29]

Yo mama such a ho she got mo clap than an auditorium. Mmm-hmm-hmm!

[marc15yo]

"Yo mama such a hoe she got more clap than an auditorium mhmmmm"

lmfao

[CWAManager]

Imaado dialo changed his name to I'm a do what the cops tell me to do; he was the worst king of all!" LOL

[GraffSupplyReviews]

2:36 "Lee motha fuckin hazlwood"

"motha fuckin lee hazlewood?!? you off da hook frankenstien,what kinda glass dick you smokin from??"

[Fireball69]

"just tryin to get some stank on my hang-low"...god how funny

[aritoxV37]

everybody SHUT THE FUCK UP 3:06 :D

[Dweeziy]

2:50...lol

[redran70rogueftw]

OMG i couldnt stop laughing whole vid

[ragnorocker7]

BITCH, where's my muthafuckin' money?

Business is slow, daddy.

It won't get any faster with my foot up yo ass!

roflz

[Maku1024]

A JOB!?!?

[pimpdaddyg]

Bitch, where's my muhfukkin money? LMFAO. What da fuck kinda beat is that?

[LatCan]

one muthafuckin' nickel :D

[Vegetableman1]

You need a motherfuckin' job

A JOB?!

Funny stuiff

[jupskids]

LOL your momma such a ho she got more clap than an auditorium

[shalamar2k2]

....Lame...

[dudemon123]

ahahahahahhahaA!!!! this is helariouse

[tastyd]

nigga learn to spell

[UniQueLyEviL]

LMAO!!!!!

[azlelolern45]

2:32.. what is the name of that song?

[Kurby1400]

The song is some velvet morning, in the video it says its by lee hazelwood but it is sung by a bunch of different people like nancy sinsatra

[Kurby1400]

sorry it is sung by both nacy sinatra and lee hazelwood my mistake

[Krahnic14]

here me out or ill smack the black of al yo people

lmao

i didnt want to post any quotes but i just had to lmfao

[Burns82787]

LMAO, "Let's jack this fuckin twig..."

[problackman1]

And dere were 3 kings Martin Luther, Don, and Rodney

[okthenimfine]

just tryin to get stank on da ol hang lo

[kingapersia]

one motherfuckin nickel!! LMFAO!!!111 lollozzz LMAO

[funkmike]

Tricky ass is whuppin' all kinds of hokey pokey-- this negrophile stanks!

[generalnazor]

How do they do what they do?!XD

[ErrorOverload]

OMFG THE BEST LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Standup42003]

ROFL!

[omrilotan]

liked this vid? check out

/watch?v=I4edH3xWAKc

[Mattbrain]

Charlie Brown, you nasty ass nigga, you're da only mothafucka I know that'll could fuck up dey own Kwanzaa by not collecting their chips. That crack-ho Lucy was off da hook. Of all da mothafuckas on earth, you da mothafuckinest!!!!

[MossEm21]

hahaha niggers

[bobafett360]

lol its so funny and so crazy lol lol lol lol!

[DAYGOj]

this shit aint even funny figgadel me it's gotta me the dumbiest thang ever

[skkflip]

no the dumbest thing ever is your sentence you typed.

[DAYGOj]

what ever faget ass n99ia

[G4331]

Simply the best!!!

[jocko88]

lol, lets lock legs and swap gravy, oh man

[Karimgg]

HEAR ME OUT OR ILL SLAP DA BLACK OUT ALL YALL ROTFLMFAO u is one stinky mutherfucker charlie said da same thing about ur poompop last night knaa wat im sayin LMAFO

[greekdude75]

mmm another motherfucking nickel lol

[MCRMadness]

"Hear me out or I'll slap the black off ya'll!"

OWNED!

[fishhead06]

Linus' soliloquy makes absolutely no sense, but at least it's in synch.

[TooShort5640]

yeah it did...

[evilperson3596]

love this video

[Thomas9938]

"a quarter will get yo dick sucked...and for a dollar you can stick furniture up my ass!"

Still brings a tear to my eye....after all these years.

[JenElijah23]

HA HAAA -- That was good!! Made me feel at home, kind of old school.

[evilperson3596]

lol so funny

[RXM9]

Trippin LMFAO

[posfofio]

ROFLMMFAOMFS (you figure that one out)

[evilone9]

Rolling on the floor laughing my mama's fat ass off mother fuckers-sssss? lol?

[posfofio]

Nah not even close

[sneakyxdude]

lol

[babygiraffe123]

"You's one stinky motherfucker."

"Schroeder said the same thing about your poonpuff last night, know what I'm sayin?" ROFLMFAO!

[fart175]

LOL is all i can say

[clayfighter]

this shit is crazzy

[babiixd0ll]

this sit funny as fucking hell!

[belitaxchicaa]

LMGDMFAO

[FantasyParadox]

I died so much when I watch that.

[bokes15]

not that funny

[kazimann]

Classic!

[udochio]

Why he gotta be Black though? I know a lot of Black people who speak proper English and have real jobs. I be the people who mad this shit were white as snow!

[yoshu2]

no really the person who made these are black

[untinino]

"jus tryin to get som stank on my hang low."

Amazing!

[jezer78]

Now looka here Galow12 thats got potential....You is the mutha*est of em all! LOL This is off the Hook!

[bobjfs]

Dat be a mo fo wefae check in da mo fo bank. Sheeet!

[joel2125]

This is one of the best things i have seen on youtube

[glorifiedstuntman291]

genius

[weaselbee76]

Man I've never heard anything like this before, it's a good coversational piece when company comes over...LMAO...TCB:Typical Cracker Behavior...

[mercurialmoi]

Horray for Black History!

[emilysusan]

"get some chips in yo pocket u mista clean lookin' pecka wood"

[adukeokin]

holy.. i laughed till i teared on this one

[Crystalsaint]

amazing and surreal funny though and clever peace

[Kevin2196]

cute is allowed in me book real good voice also in stych also

[BluMeino]

lmfao "No, X-Mas lik in Malcolm X-mas."

[mixedrick]

LOL OH SHIT

[averypack13]

How they celebrating Kwanzaa with a christmas tree??? LOL

[bammax18]

lolllll of all the mother fucker on earth your the mother fuckest

[catchersmitt0]

Oh my god, I couldn't stop laughing. One muthaf**kin nickel. I would have paid to watch this one. Flab stabbin a ho.

[regscott]

THIS IS MAD FUNNY

[sonataarcticarocks]

HAHA v funny lol

[ponchochan]

Thats so wrong cause i watch it during christmas.

That one spiky haired kid sounds like Mushmouth from Fat Albert.

[MT911]

fuckin funniest thing i've watched in a long time

[slothedog]

hahahaha... hear me out or i'll slap the black off yall! hahahahaha

[nhgmcbear]

Funny Ass....The voice of Lucy is the best

[Mamuwalde]

TCB = Typical Cracker Behavior. I think that who puts this up there a bunch of Crackers! LMAO

[vundertowv]

That's just....wrong.

[aniie22]

LOL! that's stupid, but funny at the same time

[dalisman]

umm...nope.

[Lectronimo]

So very wrong and so very very funny.