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  • "Amen SQUEEZE! -hey we should just do that out loud, Let's play Red Rover. Send the Preacher right over!" lol so true ;)

  • Our how about wen you sing and you are asked to go arm and arm.and your arm is starting to num and you still try to sing to the lord.to funny lol

  • I sing backup for my youth worship band on wednesdays and after practice we circle up hold hands and pray.....I'm totally tempted to say SQUEEZE!!! next time and swing our hands back & forth.....they'll thinnk I'm crazy though...Lol :D

  • i was in a big service at my church and my mom's the pastor so my, her the SR pastor and a few of us were praying before hand then after we where done I just burst out and yell SQUEEZE...they stared at me like I was nuts lol

  • Amen... squeeze - let go..

  • is that a mole aor a milke dud. funny as heck

  • "This guy's hands are HUGE... I think he's got an extra finger... what is that, a mole or a Milkdud?" I learned that you don't watch this while drinking milk!

  • @aesgir1 that made me crack up! :D

  • 13 people have huge, sweaty hands

  • I remember one man's cold, sweaty palmed banana hands, and one little old lady's bony, torturous squeeze . I couldn't wait for "Amen!'

  • I LOVE THIS GUY!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA..... Is that a mole or a milk dud?

  • i've had an experience like that, but it wasn't holding hands it was having your arms across the shoulders of the people on either side of you, the entire time i was thinking the guy on one side had really well muscled arms and the guy on the other side was really tall

  • lololol!!! play red rover. send the preacher over xD I love Tim!!!

  • hahahahahahah this is funny lol laugh ur pants off

    

  • he came to our my church and after that all my friends were always like "squeeze"

  • i did this at church yesterday!!xD

  • haha I always notice the "squeeze" now

  • @11polkadot1 lol I'm the one initiating the squeeze lol

  • HAahahaha!

    tim: i hate that!!!

    tim: is that a mole or a milk dud????!!

  • Thumbs up if every time you pray or hold hands, when you're done you say, "SQUEEZE!" :)

  • 13 people don't like this! :(

  • @HopeinJesusLuv No way! I'm all like lol!

  • LOL

  • LOL. After my youth group prayed while holding hands at a youth service one time, my sisters, friends and I turned to each other and went: 'SQUEEZE'. Best thing ever. XD

  • its funny cuz its true

  • I have been following Tim for over a year and his video's never get OLD!!!!!!!

  • every time I have to hold hands when I pray my nose always starts itching

  • @tapsolo777 haha same here

  • @tapsolo777 thats just god having some fun lol

  • @tapsolo777 ditto

    somethings wrong with that rite?

  • @tapsolo777 I know rite?

  • I HATE the squeeze!!!!!! =[

  • my friend is always saying squeeze

  • Milkdud!! haha

    

  • I've noticed that squeeze!

  • i just remembered my youth group was small and we used to take turns praying out loud and when you were done you would squeeze the person's hand next to you and that would be his/or cue to pray if they wanted to

  • SQUEEZE!

  • my youth group does "the squeeze" every time we pray lolololololololololol

  • yes i do that to whenever we pray al i am thinking about is scessing their hand like aman scees dont touch e scees

  • amen squeeze! hahahaha

  • amen squeeze lol

  • I'm catholic and we always shake hands during the sign of the peace and it kind of skeeves me out sometimes....lol...terrible, i know

  • What religion is that? I dont hold hands with other people and i'm catholic.

  • awesome comedy.

  • All of the youth group at my church does that after praying...although I was the first to say it out loud.... =)

  • thanks tim, i got ADD too so now all i can think about when i have to hold hands for a prayer is this lol

  • "Is that a mole or a milk dud" AHAHAHAAAA!!! Made me burst into laughter, lol.

  • I've now been ruined, I'll be laughing thinking about this during prayer (yes we gather round and hold hands) after our production meetings each weekend (we're a bigger church).

  • I do this every time. Usually I'll withy friend so we'll turn to each other and say SQUEEZE

  • My friends and i think about this every Sunday after church.

  • Lol and all I can think of is this

  • I hate it when my dad (the pastor) is like "why don't you take the hand of the person next to you?" I'm like great...

  • @Mareena95 LMBO

  • 11 people have an extra finger

  • HAHAHAHAHA I ALWAYS HATE HOLDING HANDS TRUE! SO TRUE!!!!!!!!

  • This is so true lol I sometimes wonder when I can go wash my hands.

  • is he the guy who does the song parodies? i think he's friends with my art teacher :P

  • Soooo true.....

  • I love holding hands in church! <3

  • i do this every time in church and then cant stop laughing!....it always when its quiet too....squeeze!

  • when i go to see Tim Hawkins, i 'm gonna be the first one in line to get his autogragh!

  • is that a mole or a milk dud??

  • play red rover!!!! hahahahahahahaha

  • @Arborday, he says squeeze... not squeak but this video is hilarious!! haha "send the preacher right over" lol!!

  • tim hawkins = pure awsomeness

  • "Squeak" ROFL

  • hahahaha hilarious!! Now every time we hold hands in church i'm gonna think of this lmao

  • Haha! He's hilarious! XD "Play red rover...send the preacher right over." ROFL

  • "Is that a mole or a milk dud?" LOL

  • me and my Twin have ADD and this is sooooooooo like us. We totaly understand were tim H is comin from

  • Lol, i played Red Rover at my youth group one time... this one girl almost had a concussion >__> I hate being so weak >:(

  • I wish I had heard of him long ago. He is blessed with such wonderful talent. Great voice, very funny, and I love the facial expressions.

  • if u say "squeeze" in church just make sure its not that load {-: trust me

  • haha now in church when we pray holding hands i think of this and just bust up laughing. i get in so much trouble for it to

  • his expressions are THEE funniest thing ive ever seen. his expressions and his voices. xD makes me laugh every time!! ♥

  • This guy is my idol!! Lawlz! All my youth group love him!

  • I now yell out "Amen Squeeze!" every time a prayer ends where I have to hold hands with somebody.

  • @ailddh i don't go to church but, whenever i have to hold hands with somebody i yell "Amen Squeeze!" it cracks me up.

  • haha, dang it, i started laughing in a middle of a prayer because we were holding hands and i started to think about this!

  • i have so been there lol

  • hahahaha

  • I love his face when he does that! Amen...SQUEEZE!

  • Red rover red rover send the peacher right over :p

    Amen SQUEEEZE!

  • After I saw this, I accidentally said AmenSQUEEZE out loud in Sunday School. So embarassing but everyone who knew Tim Hawkins fell down laughing!

  • i can remember having squeeze contests with my brother we the teacher asked us to hold hands. the first person to utter a cry of pain loses. . . .

    :D

  • amen SQUEEZE :P

  • He's so right, in my church we always squeeze after. I guess its to console the person that you're not letting go of their hand because you dislike them.

  • @shaylahcutie me to lol

  • From now on, whenever I have to hold hands and my preacher says amen I'm gonna squeeze this guys hand lol still laughing!

  • haha me too!!!

  • LMAO !!!!

    SQEEZE !!!!

  • Send the preacher right over.

  • SQUEEZE! XD

  • My mom does that!!!!! She squeezes after you hold hands after a prayer!! It's so weird!! I can't stand that either!! Next time I'm so gonna say that!! Heehee! Can't wait!! =D

  • Its so true haha. Squeeze!! Im so gonna do that.

  • hahaha tonight I have prayer and we , sure enough, hold hands at the very end... Im ganna say 'squeeze' out loud! then just walk away! :D Im excited!

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! omg i am sooo gunna say 'squeeze'! lol and the milk dud thing was HILARIOUS!!! O_O that made my day :)

  • My friend does that. LOL!!!!!

  • Hahahahahahahahahahah!!

  • squeeze! ^^

  • OH! Our pastor made us do that for the first time a couple weeks ago, and all I could think about was this video! I almost said "SQUEEZE" but I was laughing. It's ok, everyone already knows I'm crazy. :)

  • not his best.. but i stil love it!!!!!!!!!! i like the playground mishaps 1

  • not his best work but not bad

  • "...Send the preacher right over.."

    I love this guy!

  • omigoodness! he...is....a....COMEDY GENIUS! i usually don't like stand up comedians. they're always cussing and making jokes about inappropriate things, and they are obnoxious, and think they're funny. i love him because i know it will be safe and WAY more hilarious!

  • xDD

    i totally agree!!

    i hate those type of Comedians that curse and try to be funny with their inappropiate, jokes, but their not! Tim Hawkins, is simply the best!! :D

  • i know!

  • i totally agree

  • yea i no comedians that cuss arent funny theyre just antagonizing

  • OMG he is a GENIUS!!! means "let go,,,,squeeze!!!"

  • is that a mole or a milk dud? hahahahaha I was laughing soooo hard

  • haha...i wnet to one of his shows on saturday and me and my firends wer laughing SO hard about the *squeeze* thing, and now when everything is quiet we go 'squeeze!* and its HILARIOUS! im gonna say it ot loud next time (:

  • im going to do the squeeze thing at my church next time!!!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA lolololol yea@!

  • that's totally funny... "squeeze now let go!"

  • I told all my youth group friends about the "squeeze" thing, and EVERY time we pray me and my friends go "squeeze!" :D everyone thinks it's hillarious :)

  • i actually did the "squeeze" at church one night and everyone couldnt stop laughing :)

  • Send the Preacher right over...XD

  • Amen *squeeze* no that means let go *squeeze* lolzzz someone should do that outloud, thatd be hilarious!

  • oh believe me, my whole youth group does that out loud and the older people in the congregation just look at us like "stupid kids!" lol

  • hmm *thinks about it* maybe i will :D

  • squeeze! lol

  • i love him! is that a mole or a milk dud?! bhahahah!

  • SQUEEZE

  • hahahahahahaha milk dud

  • Hahahahahahahahaha wow thats great i do the same thing LOL!

  • You know what that means? Let go. SQUEEZE.

    XD

  • y do people restate wut they heard on the video?? i mean, we all heard it!! no reason to repeat it!

  • "is that a mole or a milk dud" haha

  • So funny! I love Tim Hawkins!

  • Tim Hawkins is an amazing comic,so original.

  • i said squeeze out loud today in church...hahaha..it was bad

  • @treflipp what happened? xD

  • @firefreak2007 haha everybody just kinda looked at me real funny and the pastor at the time looked over at me and said "well alright then now that weve got THAT out of the way..."

  • "...Amen" *SQUEEZE* LOL!!!!!!!

  • lol tim hawkins is the best! "amen SQUEEZ!

  • that is true i have had alot of ppl who did that to me ALOT

  • SQUEEZE!!!!

  • lol

    Amen. SQUEEZE!

    =)

  • Our whole hockin' church does that Baptist squeeze....LOL!!! This guy cracks me up!!!!!!!!

  • "ew is that a mole or a Milk Dud?" ROFL

    that was funny! and *SQUEEZE* thatwas the best part ahahhaha hes so funny one of my fav comedians!

  • haha i showed my family this vid and now we ALWAYS do this haha **SQUEEZE!**

  • LMAO! "Send the preacher right over"

  • haha...the sqeeze thing is really true 2!!!! "it means let go,'squeeze'"!!!!!!!!!!!! "Send the preacher,(my dad is a preacher) right over!!!!" lol

  • squeeze!

  • thats funny!! i held hands with a snot faced, ankle bitting 6 year old who kept looking at me like "your holding my hand!!!!!!! i love you, and im never letting go!!! marry me plz!!"

  • hahahaha! so true....

  • This is so true! in church today we held hands in prayer and i immediatly thought of this!!!!

  • me too i was laughing saying squeeze softly

  • he came to my old church once (eagles landing first baptist!!)

    that next sunday all the youth said *squeeze* after the prayer.

    it was great

  • We held hands like this in church last Sunday morning and the girl beside me squeezed my hand and i about went *squeeze* outloud! I was smiling and laughing to myself so hard that my youth pastor looked at me weird and I whispered, "SQUEEZE!" and he just laughed at me! (We watched this one Wednesday evening this winter!) =] =]

  • .."i think he'sgot an extra finger"....hahaha.....SQUEEZE.­...hahahahahaha

  • SQUEEZ LOL

  • oh my gosh! i played red rover yesterday on easter and my friends hands were like *SWEAT SWEAT SWEAT*, and i was like *wipe wipe wipe* ALL over my shirt!

  • hilarious

  • squeeze

  • Omg this is hillarious

  • Man, this dude's hands are HUGE. HAHAHA!!!

    (squeeze)

  • You think those are big? Look up Leland Klassen, he's got a whole routine about his big hands.

  • amen (squeeze) HA! HA!

  • Mole or a milk dud? LOL

  • the thing is........ he is always right!!! lol

  • "amen, squeeze!"

    "you should play red rover, ' send the preacher right over' "

    lol

  • Lol "squeeze!"

  • tim hawkins is so helariuos lol

  • lol "squeeze!"

  • squeeze let go

  • ME TOO i 'm the same with hands :) and sitting next to people :)

  • Oh wow...I favorited this vid immediately after the "Red rover, red rover, send preacher right over"...

  • *squeeze*

    XD

  • ima really do that on christmas morning

  • i have prayer every Monday so......

  • 0__0 HaHa??