I sing backup for my youth worship band on wednesdays and after practice we circle up hold hands and pray.....I'm totally tempted to say SQUEEZE!!! next time and swing our hands back & forth.....they'll thinnk I'm crazy though...Lol :D
i was in a big service at my church and my mom's the pastor so my, her the SR pastor and a few of us were praying before hand then after we where done I just burst out and yell SQUEEZE...they stared at me like I was nuts lol
"This guy's hands are HUGE... I think he's got an extra finger... what is that, a mole or a Milkdud?" I learned that you don't watch this while drinking milk!
i've had an experience like that, but it wasn't holding hands it was having your arms across the shoulders of the people on either side of you, the entire time i was thinking the guy on one side had really well muscled arms and the guy on the other side was really tall
LOL. After my youth group prayed while holding hands at a youth service one time, my sisters, friends and I turned to each other and went: 'SQUEEZE'. Best thing ever. XD
i just remembered my youth group was small and we used to take turns praying out loud and when you were done you would squeeze the person's hand next to you and that would be his/or cue to pray if they wanted to
I've now been ruined, I'll be laughing thinking about this during prayer (yes we gather round and hold hands) after our production meetings each weekend (we're a bigger church).
He's so right, in my church we always squeeze after. I guess its to console the person that you're not letting go of their hand because you dislike them.
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My mom does that!!!!! She squeezes after you hold hands after a prayer!! It's so weird!! I can't stand that either!! Next time I'm so gonna say that!! Heehee! Can't wait!! =D
Hillary Clinton is the eldest of three and has two YOUNGER brothers. I think this is the reason why she is so powerful. We need more Hillarys and (Meryl Streeps, who is of the same birth order) don't you think? So if your first child happens to be a girl, and your second child a boy, then have a third child. Hopefully he is a boy.
OH! Our pastor made us do that for the first time a couple weeks ago, and all I could think about was this video! I almost said "SQUEEZE" but I was laughing. It's ok, everyone already knows I'm crazy. :)
omigoodness! he...is....a....COMEDY GENIUS! i usually don't like stand up comedians. they're always cussing and making jokes about inappropriate things, and they are obnoxious, and think they're funny. i love him because i know it will be safe and WAY more hilarious!
haha...i wnet to one of his shows on saturday and me and my firends wer laughing SO hard about the *squeeze* thing, and now when everything is quiet we go 'squeeze!* and its HILARIOUS! im gonna say it ot loud next time (:
I told all my youth group friends about the "squeeze" thing, and EVERY time we pray me and my friends go "squeeze!" :D everyone thinks it's hillarious :)
@firefreak2007 haha everybody just kinda looked at me real funny and the pastor at the time looked over at me and said "well alright then now that weve got THAT out of the way..."
thats funny!! i held hands with a snot faced, ankle bitting 6 year old who kept looking at me like "your holding my hand!!!!!!! i love you, and im never letting go!!! marry me plz!!"
We held hands like this in church last Sunday morning and the girl beside me squeezed my hand and i about went *squeeze* outloud! I was smiling and laughing to myself so hard that my youth pastor looked at me weird and I whispered, "SQUEEZE!" and he just laughed at me! (We watched this one Wednesday evening this winter!) =] =]
oh my gosh! i played red rover yesterday on easter and my friends hands were like *SWEAT SWEAT SWEAT*, and i was like *wipe wipe wipe* ALL over my shirt!
"Amen SQUEEZE! -hey we should just do that out loud, Let's play Red Rover. Send the Preacher right over!" lol so true ;)
PazzySpazzy33 3 days ago 2
Our how about wen you sing and you are asked to go arm and arm.and your arm is starting to num and you still try to sing to the lord.to funny lol
Menyhard1 3 days ago
I sing backup for my youth worship band on wednesdays and after practice we circle up hold hands and pray.....I'm totally tempted to say SQUEEZE!!! next time and swing our hands back & forth.....they'll thinnk I'm crazy though...Lol :D
OKvolleyballplayer26 1 week ago
i was in a big service at my church and my mom's the pastor so my, her the SR pastor and a few of us were praying before hand then after we where done I just burst out and yell SQUEEZE...they stared at me like I was nuts lol
NoJo1917 1 week ago
Amen... squeeze - let go..
TheSimplepiroutte 4 weeks ago
is that a mole aor a milke dud. funny as heck
The8tons 1 month ago
"This guy's hands are HUGE... I think he's got an extra finger... what is that, a mole or a Milkdud?" I learned that you don't watch this while drinking milk!
lissabear135 1 month ago
@aesgir1 that made me crack up! :D
cowgirlychick 1 month ago
13 people have huge, sweaty hands
aesgirl1 2 months ago
I remember one man's cold, sweaty palmed banana hands, and one little old lady's bony, torturous squeeze . I couldn't wait for "Amen!'
Tracena22 2 months ago 6
I LOVE THIS GUY!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA..... Is that a mole or a milk dud?
lilgirlrockem 2 months ago
i've had an experience like that, but it wasn't holding hands it was having your arms across the shoulders of the people on either side of you, the entire time i was thinking the guy on one side had really well muscled arms and the guy on the other side was really tall
AmberD412 2 months ago in playlist Tim Hawkins
lololol!!! play red rover. send the preacher over xD I love Tim!!!
82musicluver 4 months ago 6
hahahahahahah this is funny lol laugh ur pants off
kaite5182 5 months ago
he came to our my church and after that all my friends were always like "squeeze"
97ashe 5 months ago
i did this at church yesterday!!xD
cmsbandgal09 5 months ago
haha I always notice the "squeeze" now
11polkadot1 5 months ago
@11polkadot1 lol I'm the one initiating the squeeze lol
riku3323 5 months ago
HAahahaha!
tim: i hate that!!!
tim: is that a mole or a milk dud????!!
actressprincess2 5 months ago
Thumbs up if every time you pray or hold hands, when you're done you say, "SQUEEZE!" :)
bekahbear4ever 5 months ago 33
13 people don't like this! :(
HopeinJesusLuv 6 months ago
@HopeinJesusLuv No way! I'm all like lol!
RayJPictures 6 months ago
LOL
raeven1212 6 months ago
LOL. After my youth group prayed while holding hands at a youth service one time, my sisters, friends and I turned to each other and went: 'SQUEEZE'. Best thing ever. XD
TippieTips 7 months ago 2
its funny cuz its true
BestRappaAlive100 7 months ago
I have been following Tim for over a year and his video's never get OLD!!!!!!!
GodROCKS27 8 months ago
every time I have to hold hands when I pray my nose always starts itching
tapsolo777 8 months ago 118
@tapsolo777 haha same here
GoldenGolfer3 7 months ago
@tapsolo777 thats just god having some fun lol
StormOfComedy 3 months ago
@tapsolo777 ditto
somethings wrong with that rite?
Mathaholic11 2 months ago
@tapsolo777 I know rite?
Mathaholic11 2 months ago
I HATE the squeeze!!!!!! =[
evolutionismisstupid 8 months ago
my friend is always saying squeeze
kkmanko98 8 months ago
Milkdud!! haha
jacoblaffoon08 9 months ago
I've noticed that squeeze!
GodsWildfire 9 months ago 2
i just remembered my youth group was small and we used to take turns praying out loud and when you were done you would squeeze the person's hand next to you and that would be his/or cue to pray if they wanted to
almostlds 10 months ago
SQUEEZE!
weirdsmileyface4454 10 months ago
my youth group does "the squeeze" every time we pray lolololololololololol
MrPianoplayer15 11 months ago 3
yes i do that to whenever we pray al i am thinking about is scessing their hand like aman scees dont touch e scees
1997daddyslittlegirl 1 year ago
amen squeeze! hahahaha
countrygirl8700 1 year ago 3
amen squeeze lol
MissUSMC15 1 year ago 2
I'm catholic and we always shake hands during the sign of the peace and it kind of skeeves me out sometimes....lol...terrible, i know
5girlzone 1 year ago
What religion is that? I dont hold hands with other people and i'm catholic.
TheHyperkid97 1 year ago
awesome comedy.
lovestimhawkins 1 year ago
All of the youth group at my church does that after praying...although I was the first to say it out loud.... =)
babyfacefreeman 1 year ago 3
thanks tim, i got ADD too so now all i can think about when i have to hold hands for a prayer is this lol
Xiong921 1 year ago 2
"Is that a mole or a milk dud" AHAHAHAAAA!!! Made me burst into laughter, lol.
graceoverall 1 year ago 2
I've now been ruined, I'll be laughing thinking about this during prayer (yes we gather round and hold hands) after our production meetings each weekend (we're a bigger church).
amystreasures 1 year ago
I do this every time. Usually I'll withy friend so we'll turn to each other and say SQUEEZE
GanjaGirl409 1 year ago
My friends and i think about this every Sunday after church.
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MnghtZxcdge 1 year ago
Lol and all I can think of is this
Mareena95 1 year ago
I hate it when my dad (the pastor) is like "why don't you take the hand of the person next to you?" I'm like great...
Mareena95 1 year ago
@Mareena95 LMBO
GsShay 1 year ago
11 people have an extra finger
ScoutGrunty 1 year ago 3
HAHAHAHAHA I ALWAYS HATE HOLDING HANDS TRUE! SO TRUE!!!!!!!!
Pugsrule57 1 year ago 4
This is so true lol I sometimes wonder when I can go wash my hands.
Holinessizbeauty86 1 year ago
is he the guy who does the song parodies? i think he's friends with my art teacher :P
SachikoSCB 1 year ago
Soooo true.....
Trae2341 1 year ago
I love holding hands in church! <3
TiaLovettTodd 1 year ago 3
i do this every time in church and then cant stop laughing!....it always when its quiet too....squeeze!
dagoose2791 1 year ago
when i go to see Tim Hawkins, i 'm gonna be the first one in line to get his autogragh!
Rock3jester 1 year ago
is that a mole or a milk dud??
fayeslover 1 year ago
play red rover!!!! hahahahahahahaha
EclipseArmyOfVamps23 1 year ago 3
@Arborday, he says squeeze... not squeak but this video is hilarious!! haha "send the preacher right over" lol!!
suburban678 1 year ago
tim hawkins = pure awsomeness
ninjazombie15 1 year ago
"Squeak" ROFL
arborday54 1 year ago 3
hahahaha hilarious!! Now every time we hold hands in church i'm gonna think of this lmao
MegzWassup1215 1 year ago
Haha! He's hilarious! XD "Play red rover...send the preacher right over." ROFL
futureRRB 1 year ago 3
"Is that a mole or a milk dud?" LOL
tonna15 1 year ago 2
me and my Twin have ADD and this is sooooooooo like us. We totaly understand were tim H is comin from
QueenAralorn 1 year ago
Lol, i played Red Rover at my youth group one time... this one girl almost had a concussion >__> I hate being so weak >:(
cpc1995 1 year ago
I wish I had heard of him long ago. He is blessed with such wonderful talent. Great voice, very funny, and I love the facial expressions.
animatedcharacter 1 year ago
if u say "squeeze" in church just make sure its not that load {-: trust me
JesusFreak91091 1 year ago
haha now in church when we pray holding hands i think of this and just bust up laughing. i get in so much trouble for it to
xXxCowgirl4lifexXx 1 year ago
his expressions are THEE funniest thing ive ever seen. his expressions and his voices. xD makes me laugh every time!! ♥
junebugg045 1 year ago
This guy is my idol!! Lawlz! All my youth group love him!
DaltonsGirlforeverz 1 year ago
I now yell out "Amen Squeeze!" every time a prayer ends where I have to hold hands with somebody.
ailddh 1 year ago
@ailddh i don't go to church but, whenever i have to hold hands with somebody i yell "Amen Squeeze!" it cracks me up.
Lukeminmin 1 year ago
haha, dang it, i started laughing in a middle of a prayer because we were holding hands and i started to think about this!
Xiong921 1 year ago 5
i have so been there lol
sistersarahbeth 1 year ago
hahahaha
SCOTTYBEE4JC 1 year ago
I love his face when he does that! Amen...SQUEEZE!
NASCARMidwestFilms 1 year ago
Red rover red rover send the peacher right over :p
Amen SQUEEEZE!
ropeskipper97 1 year ago 6
After I saw this, I accidentally said AmenSQUEEZE out loud in Sunday School. So embarassing but everyone who knew Tim Hawkins fell down laughing!
demothiflame 1 year ago 6
i can remember having squeeze contests with my brother we the teacher asked us to hold hands. the first person to utter a cry of pain loses. . . .
:D
zuppup1 1 year ago 5
amen SQUEEZE :P
QuenSee 1 year ago 4
He's so right, in my church we always squeeze after. I guess its to console the person that you're not letting go of their hand because you dislike them.
parisdenise93 2 years ago 5
@shaylahcutie me to lol
zavado329 2 years ago
From now on, whenever I have to hold hands and my preacher says amen I'm gonna squeeze this guys hand lol still laughing!
videogamegirl123 2 years ago 2
haha me too!!!
janope9799 2 years ago 2
LMAO !!!!
SQEEZE !!!!
kgd3133 2 years ago
Send the preacher right over.
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tylerman169 2 years ago
SQUEEZE! XD
Bluecharizard550 2 years ago 21
My mom does that!!!!! She squeezes after you hold hands after a prayer!! It's so weird!! I can't stand that either!! Next time I'm so gonna say that!! Heehee! Can't wait!! =D
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Hillary Clinton is the eldest of three and has two YOUNGER brothers. I think this is the reason why she is so powerful. We need more Hillarys and (Meryl Streeps, who is of the same birth order) don't you think? So if your first child happens to be a girl, and your second child a boy, then have a third child. Hopefully he is a boy.
DoWhaJo 2 years ago
Its so true haha. Squeeze!! Im so gonna do that.
drpeppergrl337 2 years ago 3
hahaha tonight I have prayer and we , sure enough, hold hands at the very end... Im ganna say 'squeeze' out loud! then just walk away! :D Im excited!
BMJacobs 2 years ago 2
BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! omg i am sooo gunna say 'squeeze'! lol and the milk dud thing was HILARIOUS!!! O_O that made my day :)
junebugg045 2 years ago
My friend does that. LOL!!!!!
KnightHunter1000 2 years ago 3
Hahahahahahahahahahah!!
babysis1198 2 years ago 2
squeeze! ^^
XLil0Bat0BuggieX 2 years ago 2
OH! Our pastor made us do that for the first time a couple weeks ago, and all I could think about was this video! I almost said "SQUEEZE" but I was laughing. It's ok, everyone already knows I'm crazy. :)
MsCrazychick2010 2 years ago
not his best.. but i stil love it!!!!!!!!!! i like the playground mishaps 1
ashleecheney 2 years ago
not his best work but not bad
Tahnok1000 2 years ago
"...Send the preacher right over.."
I love this guy!
JBToTheRescue 2 years ago 3
omigoodness! he...is....a....COMEDY GENIUS! i usually don't like stand up comedians. they're always cussing and making jokes about inappropriate things, and they are obnoxious, and think they're funny. i love him because i know it will be safe and WAY more hilarious!
ellie7706 2 years ago 34
xDD
i totally agree!!
i hate those type of Comedians that curse and try to be funny with their inappropiate, jokes, but their not! Tim Hawkins, is simply the best!! :D
Tokiohotelrock135 2 years ago 3
i know!
ellie7706 2 years ago
i totally agree
marlenaness 2 years ago
yea i no comedians that cuss arent funny theyre just antagonizing
Jeciti2008 2 years ago
OMG he is a GENIUS!!! means "let go,,,,squeeze!!!"
laney127 2 years ago 4
is that a mole or a milk dud? hahahahaha I was laughing soooo hard
Jesusdoesntfail 2 years ago
haha...i wnet to one of his shows on saturday and me and my firends wer laughing SO hard about the *squeeze* thing, and now when everything is quiet we go 'squeeze!* and its HILARIOUS! im gonna say it ot loud next time (:
ilovejustinbieber097 2 years ago
im going to do the squeeze thing at my church next time!!!
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Thats what she said.
MergGates1 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA lolololol yea@!
danielKravtsov 2 years ago 4
that's totally funny... "squeeze now let go!"
butter808fly 2 years ago 6
I told all my youth group friends about the "squeeze" thing, and EVERY time we pray me and my friends go "squeeze!" :D everyone thinks it's hillarious :)
meredithandjoejonas 2 years ago 71
i actually did the "squeeze" at church one night and everyone couldnt stop laughing :)
rjboehm2011 2 years ago 57
Send the Preacher right over...XD
FriedraTimber 2 years ago 7
Amen *squeeze* no that means let go *squeeze* lolzzz someone should do that outloud, thatd be hilarious!
JFunashamed 2 years ago 5
oh believe me, my whole youth group does that out loud and the older people in the congregation just look at us like "stupid kids!" lol
kathryn092091 2 years ago
hmm *thinks about it* maybe i will :D
beigekitten89 2 years ago
squeeze! lol
miafromavatar 2 years ago 2
i love him! is that a mole or a milk dud?! bhahahah!
iwreckriots 2 years ago 4
SQUEEZE
bengals778 2 years ago 7
hahahahahahaha milk dud
ashtoniscool9 2 years ago 4
Hahahahahahahahaha wow thats great i do the same thing LOL!
elfking730 2 years ago 3
You know what that means? Let go. SQUEEZE.
XD
MajestikMoose14 2 years ago 3
y do people restate wut they heard on the video?? i mean, we all heard it!! no reason to repeat it!
TotalJesusFreak1 2 years ago
"is that a mole or a milk dud" haha
hayden4139 2 years ago 2
So funny! I love Tim Hawkins!
iamsavedbygrace1 2 years ago 7
Tim Hawkins is an amazing comic,so original.
PushItOut 2 years ago 57
i said squeeze out loud today in church...hahaha..it was bad
treflipp 2 years ago 105
@treflipp what happened? xD
firefreak2007 1 year ago
@firefreak2007 haha everybody just kinda looked at me real funny and the pastor at the time looked over at me and said "well alright then now that weve got THAT out of the way..."
treflipp 1 year ago 2
"...Amen" *SQUEEZE* LOL!!!!!!!
kathryn092091 2 years ago 10
lol tim hawkins is the best! "amen SQUEEZ!
15lifeisgood 2 years ago 5
that is true i have had alot of ppl who did that to me ALOT
nicrhow112987 2 years ago 5
SQUEEZE!!!!
edwardluver213 2 years ago 3
lol
Amen. SQUEEZE!
=)
trackdude85 2 years ago 3
Our whole hockin' church does that Baptist squeeze....LOL!!! This guy cracks me up!!!!!!!!
divabarbie82 2 years ago 2
"ew is that a mole or a Milk Dud?" ROFL
that was funny! and *SQUEEZE* thatwas the best part ahahhaha hes so funny one of my fav comedians!
britt65798 2 years ago
haha i showed my family this vid and now we ALWAYS do this haha **SQUEEZE!**
beccayinn 2 years ago
LMAO! "Send the preacher right over"
KaulitzTwinsarelove 2 years ago
haha...the sqeeze thing is really true 2!!!! "it means let go,'squeeze'"!!!!!!!!!!!! "Send the preacher,(my dad is a preacher) right over!!!!" lol
iluvspringbrook 2 years ago 5
squeeze!
doglover217 2 years ago 6
thats funny!! i held hands with a snot faced, ankle bitting 6 year old who kept looking at me like "your holding my hand!!!!!!! i love you, and im never letting go!!! marry me plz!!"
amgceg 2 years ago 5
hahahaha! so true....
auntafrica 2 years ago 4
This is so true! in church today we held hands in prayer and i immediatly thought of this!!!!
iluvspringbrook 2 years ago
me too i was laughing saying squeeze softly
TheChristianTower 2 years ago
he came to my old church once (eagles landing first baptist!!)
that next sunday all the youth said *squeeze* after the prayer.
it was great
crzychelz 2 years ago
We held hands like this in church last Sunday morning and the girl beside me squeezed my hand and i about went *squeeze* outloud! I was smiling and laughing to myself so hard that my youth pastor looked at me weird and I whispered, "SQUEEZE!" and he just laughed at me! (We watched this one Wednesday evening this winter!) =] =]
GSRobsessed 2 years ago 3
.."i think he'sgot an extra finger"....hahaha.....SQUEEZE....hahahahahaha
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WoodruffProductions 2 years ago
SQUEEZ LOL
tydaun14 2 years ago
oh my gosh! i played red rover yesterday on easter and my friends hands were like *SWEAT SWEAT SWEAT*, and i was like *wipe wipe wipe* ALL over my shirt!
stowlio1 2 years ago
hilarious
roxymags 2 years ago
squeeze
xoxohellobeautifulxo 2 years ago
Omg this is hillarious
gizmolover22 2 years ago
Man, this dude's hands are HUGE. HAHAHA!!!
(squeeze)
blazeoffuegon 2 years ago 2
You think those are big? Look up Leland Klassen, he's got a whole routine about his big hands.
coasterjudge 2 years ago
amen (squeeze) HA! HA!
pinoyshadows 2 years ago
Mole or a milk dud? LOL
jonesyhott 2 years ago 2
the thing is........ he is always right!!! lol
flakeyjakey1 2 years ago 2
"amen, squeeze!"
"you should play red rover, ' send the preacher right over' "
lol
justthatgirl2010 2 years ago 3
Lol "squeeze!"
VolcomLove1035 3 years ago 4
tim hawkins is so helariuos lol
SaraShea101 3 years ago 3
lol "squeeze!"
bullyboy1863 3 years ago 5
squeeze let go
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cheeese i like pie he he he he he he he he he ehheh eh ehh eh sthqueeze
annalisejoy 3 years ago
ME TOO i 'm the same with hands :) and sitting next to people :)
no1pictures1please 3 years ago
Oh wow...I favorited this vid immediately after the "Red rover, red rover, send preacher right over"...
GreenCoffinsStudios 3 years ago 4
*squeeze*
XD
MajestikMoose14 3 years ago 2
ima really do that on christmas morning
no1pictures1please 3 years ago 3
i have prayer every Monday so......
TheChristianTower 3 years ago
0__0 HaHa??
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