I was at Alderson FPC. No fences at all. But what dummy would run into the mountains to get lost in them? There have been only two people in Aldersons entire history that that actually walked off... one was the Manson chik Squeeky.... u kno the one who was sleeping with the 80yr old blind guy... and the other chik idk but she begged for them to let her back in to prison 2 days later half dead. I wonder if they even looked for her lls. out there sucks ass!!!! I know there are worse places tho.
Minimum Security is kind of like work camp or something, hell in Canada here there isnt even a fence around the minimum security prison i was in at one time. I still hated it though, found time went too slowe not having much of a schedule, i preferred doing my time in the medium security.
You stated that you served your time at Fort Dix.I l was also there and was curious to know what state you're from as I'm trying to figure your proximity as opposed to mine as why they would put you there.My legal address at the time was about 60 miles from Fort Dix.Another quickie,what nationality are you?Ciao
I know how you feel. I got 30 months in 2009 (did 20 of it...RDAP). I hated the feeling of total dread all the time waiting to go. Camp wasn;t the worst thing, but missing a year and a half of my life was the shitty part. I hope you are getting back on your feet. I am having a hard time getting work, but it will get better....I fucking hope.
@hteyou1 Nope went to Big Sandy you're right it was a cakewalk but not wanting to go back. Yep I was fat and scared back then. You might want to watch a video that's less than 4 years old.
what a faggot probably goin to a camp not a real joint. i been in the feds and they didn't have anyone there for wire fraud in a real prison not some little girl camp. probably went to petersburg camp huh? or butner
what a faggot probably goin to a camp not a real joint. i been in the feds and they didn't have anyone there for wire fraud in a real prison not some little girl camp
My man is a corrections officer and he tells me of the superb and wonderful medical care and education inmates recieve and here I am a single mom and can't afford school or to see a dentist. Maybe I'll go rob a bank so I can finally get the help I need.
@JennelleBelle I'd like to know what prison he works at. The medical and education were a joke where I was. One guy died of a heart attack and he had been asking them to check his blood pressure. You could get your GED too and that was about it and you had to really do it yourself.
@SyphusBatterus robbing a bank is NOT the way to do things if u are a mom. i am a mother and have lost my kids,then i went off with a guy who was robbing banks so they got me with aiding and abetting in 4 counts.i dont know what prison he works at, but i was in tallahassee's federal prison and the medical and education is very horrable there.
@SyphusBatterus robbing a bank is NOT the way to do things if u are a mom. i am a mother and have lost my kids,then i went off with a guy who was robbing banks so they got me with aiding and abetting in 4 counts.i dont know what prison he works at, but i was in tallahassee's federal prison and the medical and education is very horrable there.
@JennelleBelle you man is a lieing piece of shit, you dont get shit in prison but strip searched, and put through demoralizing shit. dental work well they'll pull your teeth with out pain meds. all these this people think inmates get is pure bullshit,,, I know first hand
@JennelleBelle you man is a lieing piece of shit, you dont get shit in prison but strip searched, and put through demoralizing shit. dental work well they'll pull your teeth with out pain meds. all these this people think inmates get is pure bullshit,,, I know first hand hey man if you have no probation depending on what state your in you can bankrupt you restitution and they cant jail you Fl is one of them
@JennelleBelle i live in germany and here everyone gets healthcare no matter if they are in prison or not. its a human right to get healthcare in my opinion.
prison aint so bad just gotta stand up for urself BUT keep to urself the same time dont be actin like ur a big shott.. just keep to urself fight back dont be pushed around and like alot of ppl go to prison dont take offers no ones ur freind in jail unless u know them in the outside world .. iv seen alot of ppl be punks and somones b**ch do the time dont let the time do u ur not gettin life soo just pass time read books play cards... me myself i didnt mind jail AT all.. its what u make it
Right on, man, i would give anything to live here, i live in Medford, Or. it sucks!!!! i seriously hoping to win the lottery and move out of here, i dont hang out with anyone, its just my kids and me, no work at all, Hope to hear from someone from across the U.S. and we can chit chat back and forth, take care. God Bless u all...... Hope your ok and out of prison and u are doing good... Bless u and your family
I kill children, make bombs, terrorise families, purchase illegal weapons, rape women, molest babies, hack into computer systems, steal credit card information, attack the innocent, defeat security systems, sniff cocaine, pump heroine, use soldiers as target practice, encourage racism and sexism and hurt animals; will I go to jail?
@jameswsparker hmm depends on who catches you. State authorities will probably try to charge you with murder, whereas the feds will probably charge you with conspiracy to produce unlicensed fertilizer. LoL! But in all seriousness the latter would probably carry MORE time.
@SyphusBatterus Well then consider yourself lucky, the authorities in this country do overreact. I was locked up with a guy doing 24 months for conspiracy to make false statements, basically got locked up cause he was thinking of lying to the feds and they found out. Give me a fucking break.
What camp did they send you to? Did you get a 5K-1? The one i stayed at they didnt feed you they stole all the food for the wardens wifes business. Going to prison and getting out, people dont realize you do your time and your probation but for the rest of your life your still in jail.
@SyphusBatterus Glad you're out.... At least the state put you in a ~Minimum~ Security federal prison which most would say is a cake walk. Either way, at least you served your time and was a man about it.
oh well is what u say...i work at a prison ...u will probably go back if u keep that attitude..u should have thought about ur kids and everything before u did it..now that it's done quit being an ass...i was reading the how to measure a package and as simple as that is ..i have awkward packages and wanted to make sure I was doing it right so i did a utube search and u get on here and act like a dumb ass.. change ur attitude or your kids will pay for your mistakes..gpay your own debts
Depending on if you get caught and how much you have on you if and when you get caught. I met a guy doing 15 years because of how much weed he dealt with.
So I jsut wanted to say its pretty fucking shitty what you did to those people BUT from your other vids it looks like you learned your lesson and regret what you did, thats life sometimes we do fucked up shit but we come back from it and we're better people. So good luck with you new life. =]
Oh yea....and for all of you idiots saying 'get raped' etc etc.
There is little to NO violance in the prison camps and min securities. Not to mention, a good 95% of the people there are 'rats' and 'snitches'. So I don't think your gonna see him endure any harm.
I am honestly shocked at the 'effort' some of you people have trying to bash a guy who admits he is wrong. Only a *man* can own up to his faults.
Wow....all you kids talking smack....its pathetic. This is the internet. Does it make you feel big?
54 days good time but its really 47 off anything above a year. Plus you get 10% or more halfway house time.
In the fed prisons, mostly the camps and min securities, offer good training and apprenticships. This will allow him to train to get a better job then most of you have by the time he gets out.
Instead of being hateful, be supportive. A common quote, to be human is to error.
I am sure your wife understands your sentence as she got 55 months of the same scam. And mom in law was on the same eBay scam too. Together 5000 (FIVE THOUSAND!!!) victims, so it wasn't just a something done on a blink of an eye.
Dunno who you are but I have changed and now I'm baaack! No videos yet gotta get out of the halfway house first. Prepare to be stunned, the guy you all know is not who came back.
did he say he will only serve 22 out of a 33 month sentence?? i always thought that federal prison there is no early release....if they sentence you to 5 years you do 5 years. no ifs and or butts about it !! never heard of early release from federal . i do know for sure that there is NO parole in federal prison so how is there early release??? hmmmmm !! enlighted me im always happy to learn !!
so you make a video on you tube id be tryin to get as much pussy as i could eat the best fucking foods and snacks and shyt and spend lots of time wit the family this is bullshyt im not goin 4 it
You should love minimum security, with the rest of the SNITCHES like yourself who will not have there PSI because your a 5k1 RAT. You will get told on for not having your shirt tucked in. LOL You fucking Lame.
Uh huh.............you know you should start walking to "Ya know" ta save money.lol fat ass "huh"(I gasped) oh well im glad you stopped to beg for money it makes me all warm in side. fat ass. look im sry you have to do time BUT you will be a better m,an for it!!!! much luck ...fat ass ; )
This dude is probably the biggest punk ever, if he really does go into Fed pen, with that attitude, he will be fucked up down and all around. Honestly what a fuckin bitch. Hes a dead man.
You guys are fucking pricks, this dude is going to prison, which half of you dumb fucks have no idea is like. PRISON ISN'T JAIL. Prison is alot fucking rougher then jail you morons. This guy is just trying to tell people dont break the fucking law or you get fucked by the long dick of the law. Stop being fucking idiots posting moronic videos. This guy has a family he won't be seeing for over 2 years. God damn dumb fuckin youtubers.
chill...fed time is easy...good chow, no bubbas, tennis. Trust me..I did 23 months at MILAN FCI..in Michigan..the bitch is county time between court dates.and then moronic probation officers...you can do it...the felony record is another drag...cant teach english in korea...HA HA HA
your a fuckin pussy. i hope you get your fat dumb ass raped in prison. 33 months isn't shit. and who the fuck does a video blog while drivng? thats fucking retarded! you stupid fat piece of shit. i hope you rot in your 13 by 7 foot cell. At least your not with my cuz in victorville in the fuckin shu, for 15 years.
You actually WANT people to help you repay back money that YOU owe to other people that you ripped off? Get a fucking clue, your kids have a much higher IQ than you could even hope to have.....this guy is a psych case.....
Hey...is there an escrow account or trust fund?? Also, how are your children?? PS. I got burned from an internet transfer (phishing)...through Western Union to...RUSSIA!!! Stuff happens. :D
I got caught for taking 300,000 dollars from tax man ! my dumb ass forgot to put it on a swiss account instead I put the money in my bank account the bank called the FBI they put 2 and 2 together now my finances are a disaster ! it is my own fault I served 16 months in prison
well we are currently paying restitution and have no say in who gets what when. we returned 16,000.00 immediately and they didnt even take it off the big amount so i have no clue what happens with that money. feel free to send me a message. thanks and thanks for being so understanding...sometimes people do stupid things.
I am one of your victims, and would like to know if you could repay me my restitution as early as possible when you start repaying us.
I'm glad you promise to never break the law again, and believe you have learned your lesson. If you want, we can talk privately so I can give you the details on my scenario.
why are you so bitter? are you one of the people we ripped off. if you are, you will get your money back slowly, but surely. i don't understand why you are so adamanet about dragging our names thru the mud. i get it. we are horrible people who did something really bad and should pay. well what more do you want them to do to us? should we spend the rest of our lives in jail for this? i just want to understand what you want from us.
I am not bitter, please. Jeffrey asks for donations in this video because he owes $98K in restitution. If someone is dense enough to send him money, how can they be assured that Jeffrey is actually going to transfer the money to the victims that he scammed?? If he gets donations and does not pay the money to the victims, that is more wire fraud.
we are never breaking the law again. end of story, believe it or not, that is your choice. some people never learn their lesson, there are people in prison with jeff who got out on the crack law and are already back. we are not those people. i assure you if someone were to give us a donation(which i personally think was ridiculous of him to ask for) it would go to our restitution. i would never expect anyone else to help pay for our mistakes. so now you have your answers and i'm done with this.
what part wasnt the truth, you said i made 400k, when did 315k become 400k? also the amounts on my husband and selisker were lowered. so the thing your looking at wasnt the final outcome after court, that is why i say you should know what you are talking about. i don't know why running over the numbers makes any difference. what do you think your accomplishing by putting all of that on here? we're all going to prison, what more do you want? we will be paying restition till we die.
So how much DO you owe in restitution? The US Atty publication says that you scammed for "approximately $314,773.97" and that you were "ordered to pay $415,754.84 in restitution." It also says that you were "sentenced to 55 months in prison" yet you said "I was sentenced to 33 months as well." Did you lie about the length of your prison sentence?
after this i'm done explaining myself to you. i owe personally 314k, but am being held responsible for 415k, so if the other 2 people don't pay i can be held reponsible for the whole amount. my sentence was reduced from 55 months to 33 months due to my honesty and help. that's that.
Just because you are able to look up ho we are on the internet doesn't mean you have a clue as to who we are as people. yes, we may seem like scum to you, that's understandable, but you don't know us personally. Until you know someone and their circumstances it's very easy to judge. I'm sure you people haven't all been perfect and honest in your lives. We did something wrong and we're paying for it.
While your point may be valid. We are paying restitution, not to mention we gave 16,000.00 back to the FBI. I'm aware that is just a drop in the bucket, but it does show our intentions to right a wrong. As far as the people we scammed needing money for a car, for god's sake, these are people who paid hundreds of dollars for an autograph, while it was wrong, yes, i'm pretty sure they aren't starving. so why don't you get your facts straight before commenting.
again, 400k is the combined amount of 3 people. thats 400k over 3 yrs for 3 people, hardly a windfall. we all know what we did was wrong. you don't know us as people and really your just a judgemental ass. tell me you've never done a single thing wrong in your life and i'll call you liar. this is the worst thing i've ever done. yes, when i finally decided to do something wrong i went big and it was extremely wrong, but people make stupid mistakes, especially when it comes to money.
Really? I googled "jeffrey reyes district attorney" and found the official statement from the US Attorney's Office. It basically says that Rachel Reyes scammed for $314,773.97, Selisker scammed
$118,114.07, and Jeffrey Reyes scammed $130,520.72. That totals $563,408, do the math and tell the truth.
WOLFIE88 was the ebay acct used by Jeffrey Reyes. The feedback profile is now "private" so nobody can contact the victims. If you are serious about repaying the money u scammed, you can start by selling that car you are driving. Why not? If u think u need it, maybe someone you SCAMMED also needs a car.
again, another moron who believes white collar criminals in minimum security prison camps get raped in prison. educate yourself befroe speaking so you don't sound like such a fool.
If everyone who committed a crime had to admit it and pay for it, the prisons would be more crowded than the outside world (HA)! I hate thieves! Stealing from innocent people, in any form, is NOT okay--it's WRONG! Not because you might get caught; we all know the difference between right and wrong. This father gets to tell his children that, as a thief he HURT others, and they'll see-when he gets home he'll be a changed man. He didn't have to tell the world--maybe he hopes it'll help others. Tnx
he admitted and accepted his crime when he pled guilty, he doesnt have to do it here, but if you must know it was forgery on ebay. so if youre thinking about doing that, don't. you will get caught and the federal government is not somebody to f**k with. they are nothing like the state level. you can practically get away with rape and murder on the state level, but rip a few people off federally and youre done for.
Okay, thanks for responding. Were they forged autographs on collectibles? Or something like knock off goods? If he hopes to help others, he should try and help consumers avoid other scammers (who are probably doing exactly what he did).
So what did he do? Not everyone knows what wire fraud is. If he can't even tell us what he did to rip people off, maybe he has not acknowledged his crime in an effort to help other people avoid doing the same.
I wish you well... Prison, for any time, is a horrible situation. But understanding that what you did has consiquences and being willing to accept your punishment is respectable. Thank you for sharing this...
thank you for the constructive comment, most people on here are idiots. i do know what we did was wrong and i just want to serve my time and come out a better person and a better mother for my kids.
it may or may not stop them, some people just have to learn things on their own, but i don't appreciate you bringing my children into something you know nothing about.
people do stupid things for money. i've learned a big lesson and would never do anything wrong again. i'm in no way condoning what my husband and i did, it was stupid and wrong, but people do the wrong thing sometimes, that does not make me a bad parent. they are still very young and when they get older i will be able to keep them from possibly doing something really stupid by telling them what i did.
yep, i'm guilty as well and i was sentenced to 33 months as well. i go in in august. as for being a role model for my kids i did something wrong before i had them and i'm paying for those stupid mistakes. i had never done anything wrong in my life before this, i lived an extremely moral life, can you say that? don't judge others unless you are ready to be judged as well.
I read an article which says: "According to court documents, Rachel Reyes, 29, her husband Jeffrey Reyes, 30, and her mother Nancy Selisker used their eBay accounts to sell counterfeit memorabilia, including record albums and photographs of celebrities with forged signatures...Rachel Reyes was sentenced to 55 months in prison, three years of supervised release, and ordered to repay over $400,000." I also read a 55 month sentence on the USDOJ website. And u say it was a 33 month sentence? humm
it is so sad how little you ignorant people know about the federal prison system. get a clue before commenting. minimum security prisons are nothing like that.
If you're his wife, didn't you rip off people for thousands of dollars on eBay just like your husband? And didn't you get sentenced to prison as well? Out early on parole? You two are quite the role models for your kids.
Wire Fraud! what the fuck. you got to be a badass! don't worry about prison dude - nobody fucks with people that commit wire fraud! and, about that 98K I'll drop it in the mail for you!
yep, that was me....moron. like you can really tell that my husband was the one who tried to rip you off when you have no idea when it happened and what he was selling. get a life.
Yeah I can tell, it was for some Nintendo games, PayPal got my money back though. And I could tell it was him from the overly fat fingers holding the cartridges in the picture.
no doubt. i can't get over some of the stuff people think will happen in a minimum security prison. some of these folks have been watching too many episodes of oz.
This is Jeff's wife, you people truly have a skewed view of what a minimum security prison camp is like, you'll be happy to know there is no ass raping taking place whatsever and for all you rude f**ckers my husband has lost 142 pounds and looks good as hell.
can't spit the words out "I wasa crook" instead he is a victim- "I was hit with wire fraud" like he caught some infectious disease.
7mikethebike 2 weeks ago
I was at Alderson FPC. No fences at all. But what dummy would run into the mountains to get lost in them? There have been only two people in Aldersons entire history that that actually walked off... one was the Manson chik Squeeky.... u kno the one who was sleeping with the 80yr old blind guy... and the other chik idk but she begged for them to let her back in to prison 2 days later half dead. I wonder if they even looked for her lls. out there sucks ass!!!! I know there are worse places tho.
jade1738plz 3 weeks ago
Minimum Security is kind of like work camp or something, hell in Canada here there isnt even a fence around the minimum security prison i was in at one time. I still hated it though, found time went too slowe not having much of a schedule, i preferred doing my time in the medium security.
afghi420 1 month ago
You stated that you served your time at Fort Dix.I l was also there and was curious to know what state you're from as I'm trying to figure your proximity as opposed to mine as why they would put you there.My legal address at the time was about 60 miles from Fort Dix.Another quickie,what nationality are you?Ciao
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you're a piece of shit i hope you die in prison snitch
TheAcehd 2 months ago
So what is it like, do people get raped, beaten?
RussMusiq1 3 months ago
try doing 15-18 months for giving illegal immigrants a ride.
dozerx8 3 months ago
I know how you feel. I got 30 months in 2009 (did 20 of it...RDAP). I hated the feeling of total dread all the time waiting to go. Camp wasn;t the worst thing, but missing a year and a half of my life was the shitty part. I hope you are getting back on your feet. I am having a hard time getting work, but it will get better....I fucking hope.
satelng 5 months ago
Its not 2014 buddy
chillicheesecat 5 months ago
what is wire fraud?
amun1999 8 months ago
@amun1999 wire fraud is basically when you lie to someone and convince them to wire you money under false pretenses.
SyphusBatterus 8 months ago
@amun1999 did the crime PAY THE TIME....!
starkidd103 2 months ago
hope they make him a bitch in there !
starkidd103 2 months ago
@hteyou1 Nope went to Big Sandy you're right it was a cakewalk but not wanting to go back. Yep I was fat and scared back then. You might want to watch a video that's less than 4 years old.
SyphusBatterus 8 months ago
what a faggot probably goin to a camp not a real joint. i been in the feds and they didn't have anyone there for wire fraud in a real prison not some little girl camp. probably went to petersburg camp huh? or butner
hteyou1 8 months ago
what a faggot probably goin to a camp not a real joint. i been in the feds and they didn't have anyone there for wire fraud in a real prison not some little girl camp
hteyou1 8 months ago
I'm about to go to a minimum security prison also, I'm scared shitless.
What should I expect?
wevor4tard 9 months ago
Piece of shit
germanlad4u 1 year ago
Will be sentenced in federal court soon!! Yikes! :OO Glad you made it home safely!
Tijuanabb 1 year ago
My man is a corrections officer and he tells me of the superb and wonderful medical care and education inmates recieve and here I am a single mom and can't afford school or to see a dentist. Maybe I'll go rob a bank so I can finally get the help I need.
JennelleBelle 1 year ago
@JennelleBelle I'd like to know what prison he works at. The medical and education were a joke where I was. One guy died of a heart attack and he had been asking them to check his blood pressure. You could get your GED too and that was about it and you had to really do it yourself.
SyphusBatterus 1 year ago
@SyphusBatterus robbing a bank is NOT the way to do things if u are a mom. i am a mother and have lost my kids,then i went off with a guy who was robbing banks so they got me with aiding and abetting in 4 counts.i dont know what prison he works at, but i was in tallahassee's federal prison and the medical and education is very horrable there.
4evershanesgirl 1 year ago
@SyphusBatterus robbing a bank is NOT the way to do things if u are a mom. i am a mother and have lost my kids,then i went off with a guy who was robbing banks so they got me with aiding and abetting in 4 counts.i dont know what prison he works at, but i was in tallahassee's federal prison and the medical and education is very horrable there.
4evershanesgirl 1 year ago
@JennelleBelle you man is a lieing piece of shit, you dont get shit in prison but strip searched, and put through demoralizing shit. dental work well they'll pull your teeth with out pain meds. all these this people think inmates get is pure bullshit,,, I know first hand
tonymengela 10 months ago
@JennelleBelle you man is a lieing piece of shit, you dont get shit in prison but strip searched, and put through demoralizing shit. dental work well they'll pull your teeth with out pain meds. all these this people think inmates get is pure bullshit,,, I know first hand hey man if you have no probation depending on what state your in you can bankrupt you restitution and they cant jail you Fl is one of them
tonymengela 10 months ago
@JennelleBelle i live in germany and here everyone gets healthcare no matter if they are in prison or not. its a human right to get healthcare in my opinion.
Grasomat 10 months ago
prison aint so bad just gotta stand up for urself BUT keep to urself the same time dont be actin like ur a big shott.. just keep to urself fight back dont be pushed around and like alot of ppl go to prison dont take offers no ones ur freind in jail unless u know them in the outside world .. iv seen alot of ppl be punks and somones b**ch do the time dont let the time do u ur not gettin life soo just pass time read books play cards... me myself i didnt mind jail AT all.. its what u make it
biggie579 1 year ago
@biggie579 You notice the video is 3 years old. I'm made it I'm baaack.
SyphusBatterus 1 year ago
@SyphusBatterus how was it? did they try you in there brother? tell me about it!!?
amun1999 8 months ago
@SyphusBatterus u said vid is several years old... its not even 5. learn to count you dumb nigger
IceTray36 4 days ago
a cop will see this and bust ur ass for hazerdus driving better wstch out or theyll befat man over somebodys winshield
stinky170 1 year ago
True I am from Ohio so it's just an opinion
AmuddyTURBIN 1 year ago
Cedar point is better than Bush gardens
AmuddyTURBIN 1 year ago
@AmuddyTURBIN It may in fact be but its nowhere near here.
SyphusBatterus 1 year ago
Minimum security prisons are amazing. You get free things that you'd normally have to pay for in regular life.
skater4nater 1 year ago
@skater4nater That's true. I mean you get 3 free meals daily and a place to live and that's if you don't rob the kitchen or warehouse blind.
SyphusBatterus 1 year ago
Right on, man, i would give anything to live here, i live in Medford, Or. it sucks!!!! i seriously hoping to win the lottery and move out of here, i dont hang out with anyone, its just my kids and me, no work at all, Hope to hear from someone from across the U.S. and we can chit chat back and forth, take care. God Bless u all...... Hope your ok and out of prison and u are doing good... Bless u and your family
mr1derful112 1 year ago
I kill children, make bombs, terrorise families, purchase illegal weapons, rape women, molest babies, hack into computer systems, steal credit card information, attack the innocent, defeat security systems, sniff cocaine, pump heroine, use soldiers as target practice, encourage racism and sexism and hurt animals; will I go to jail?
jameswsparker 1 year ago
@jameswsparker if they catch you.
SyphusBatterus 1 year ago
@SyphusBatterus What about the bodies in my garden?
jameswsparker 1 year ago
@jameswsparker hmm depends on who catches you. State authorities will probably try to charge you with murder, whereas the feds will probably charge you with conspiracy to produce unlicensed fertilizer. LoL! But in all seriousness the latter would probably carry MORE time.
SyphusBatterus 1 year ago
@SyphusBatterus I've just raped a child, am I in trouble; she's 5.
jameswsparker 1 year ago
@jameswsparker Yes and when you go to prison if you're lucky they'll kill you when you get there.
SyphusBatterus 1 year ago
@SyphusBatterus I've also blown up the prison and molested and eating a few dead bodies; now what?
jameswsparker 1 year ago
@jameswsparker You better be careful with the crazy talk, alot of law enforcement people have NO sense of humor.
SyphusBatterus 1 year ago
@SyphusBatterus Haa ha, you're in the United States pal; I'm not.
We tend not to overreact and assume in this country so much.
jameswsparker 1 year ago
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DCfreak87 1 year ago
@SyphusBatterus Well then consider yourself lucky, the authorities in this country do overreact. I was locked up with a guy doing 24 months for conspiracy to make false statements, basically got locked up cause he was thinking of lying to the feds and they found out. Give me a fucking break.
SyphusBatterus 1 year ago
What camp did they send you to? Did you get a 5K-1? The one i stayed at they didnt feed you they stole all the food for the wardens wifes business. Going to prison and getting out, people dont realize you do your time and your probation but for the rest of your life your still in jail.
mxfrench12 1 year ago
well have fun in jail! do your time get out and dont do it agian....
xmtowntyx 1 year ago
@xmtowntyx I'm back now and NOT A CHANCE. Not going back.
SyphusBatterus 1 year ago
@SyphusBatterus Glad you're out.... At least the state put you in a ~Minimum~ Security federal prison which most would say is a cake walk. Either way, at least you served your time and was a man about it.
BlackListBoyz101 1 year ago
why you gonna quit your job you didnt talk to your lawyer or the judge about work release
BuZd187 1 year ago
@BuZd187 They weren
t interested in doing that, this was the feds. Its all over and done with now. I'm back home.
SyphusBatterus 1 year ago
WASTEMAN OF THE YEAR 2009-2010
jetters2k9 1 year ago
y dont u commit wire fraud to pay it back u baby haha
weedNsyurp808 1 year ago
Serves you well you punk ass bitch!
Xatruch702 2 years ago
shit sucks im going thru the same thing now
5593624 2 years ago
Yeah I got through it though. Nothing is worth throwing your freedom away you'll learn that.
SyphusBatterus 2 years ago
oh well is what u say...i work at a prison ...u will probably go back if u keep that attitude..u should have thought about ur kids and everything before u did it..now that it's done quit being an ass...i was reading the how to measure a package and as simple as that is ..i have awkward packages and wanted to make sure I was doing it right so i did a utube search and u get on here and act like a dumb ass.. change ur attitude or your kids will pay for your mistakes..gpay your own debts
shantelly2009 2 years ago
I smoke weed, do you think i'll go to prison?
ddrfrk 1 year ago
Depending on if you get caught and how much you have on you if and when you get caught. I met a guy doing 15 years because of how much weed he dealt with.
SyphusBatterus 1 year ago
thats fucked up. it aint a crme until u get caught
studewood1 2 years ago
@studewood1 Im sure it is
zmoneyz1 2 years ago
bet you had fun in prison you cry baby do your time like a man oh and by the way you got a pretty mouth
vbrianb 2 years ago
lol only idiots get sent to jail anyway to stupid to play the game
barakHobama 2 years ago
what is wire fraud ? sorry im a aussie i dont know what that is - ok i see u have answered that - so did u do it lol lol lol
ur looking pretty fit in ur other vids
u seem to be a pretty decent sort of guy sorry to hear u got urself into trouble
oldbag699 2 years ago
You are a fucking criminal. You should have done 10 years.
spydersuit 2 years ago
So I jsut wanted to say its pretty fucking shitty what you did to those people BUT from your other vids it looks like you learned your lesson and regret what you did, thats life sometimes we do fucked up shit but we come back from it and we're better people. So good luck with you new life. =]
LoliLove7 2 years ago
what is wire fruad
masonis1 2 years ago
Best description I've seen is:
A situation where a person concocts a scheme to defraud or obtain money based on false representation or promises
SyphusBatterus 2 years ago
33 months of a plea? You are not only getting raped in the pokey, but your attorney raped you too..lol
Looks like you get out soon.....good luck..
MrClamjuice 2 years ago
How do you figure? He could've been facing 10 years.
tedpm206 2 years ago
Ninety-eight grand in RESTITUTION!?
That means you're PAYING BACK money that you grabbed!!
Erm -- where did all that money go!?
cliffwalkinfool 2 years ago
what is wire fraud?
OKRB20DET 2 years ago
You are right linuxdog, but to be a man, you should be truthful even when you are admiting your own wrong doings. From 1 to 1104 is a quite journey.
PatrickSebastian 2 years ago
Oh yea....and for all of you idiots saying 'get raped' etc etc.
There is little to NO violance in the prison camps and min securities. Not to mention, a good 95% of the people there are 'rats' and 'snitches'. So I don't think your gonna see him endure any harm.
I am honestly shocked at the 'effort' some of you people have trying to bash a guy who admits he is wrong. Only a *man* can own up to his faults.
linuxdog138 2 years ago
Wow....all you kids talking smack....its pathetic. This is the internet. Does it make you feel big?
54 days good time but its really 47 off anything above a year. Plus you get 10% or more halfway house time.
In the fed prisons, mostly the camps and min securities, offer good training and apprenticships. This will allow him to train to get a better job then most of you have by the time he gets out.
Instead of being hateful, be supportive. A common quote, to be human is to error.
linuxdog138 2 years ago
One count of wire fraud? You had 1104 victims your self and your wife almost 4000.
PatrickSebastian 2 years ago
I am sure your wife understands your sentence as she got 55 months of the same scam. And mom in law was on the same eBay scam too. Together 5000 (FIVE THOUSAND!!!) victims, so it wasn't just a something done on a blink of an eye.
PatrickSebastian 2 years ago
hope u fucking rot ur fatass off in jail bitch.....ur fat, get fucked faggot
Smitty121892 2 years ago
lol why are you so mad, do you have mental problems maybe?
patrickallain 2 years ago
Good to hear haha
redhawk1995 2 years ago
Well, it looks like old Syphus (i.e. Jeff) will be out and about again and outta prison in August of 2009!
I've read via comments on YouTube he has really changed, lost weight, and reformed his ways!
I hope and pray that's true! He screwed up big time! But everyone deserves a second chance! :)
Satchel334 2 years ago
Dunno who you are but I have changed and now I'm baaack! No videos yet gotta get out of the halfway house first. Prepare to be stunned, the guy you all know is not who came back.
-Syphus
SyphusBatterus 2 years ago
Congrats on being a free man again, Syphus. Hope you manage to get your old job back like you mentioned in this video. Cheers.
Satchel334 2 years ago
how long did u serve total
shinesthrudarain 2 years ago
Served 26 months which includes transit time and then spent an additional 2 months in halfway house. So 28 total.
SyphusBatterus 2 years ago
thats crap. there are drunks who kill people who serve less!
shinesthrudarain 2 years ago
you are a dumbass thats why you went there
barakHobama 2 years ago
did he say he will only serve 22 out of a 33 month sentence?? i always thought that federal prison there is no early release....if they sentence you to 5 years you do 5 years. no ifs and or butts about it !! never heard of early release from federal . i do know for sure that there is NO parole in federal prison so how is there early release??? hmmmmm !! enlighted me im always happy to learn !!
myfivefireflies 2 years ago
you earn 54 good conduct day per year.
that is why it is better to get a sentence of a year and a day as opposed to a year.
on a year sentence you will do all 365 days...on a year and a day you will do just a bit more than 10 months
dthompson50 2 years ago
well i like you !!!!!!!!!!!!
alinaservantes2006 2 years ago
so you make a video on you tube id be tryin to get as much pussy as i could eat the best fucking foods and snacks and shyt and spend lots of time wit the family this is bullshyt im not goin 4 it
foolish192 2 years ago
You should love minimum security, with the rest of the SNITCHES like yourself who will not have there PSI because your a 5k1 RAT. You will get told on for not having your shirt tucked in. LOL You fucking Lame.
insantiyproductions 2 years ago
wtf hes got more than 5 videos about the prison ... is there any point to make more than 5 videos about it!?
mrvictory0910 2 years ago
im gonna laugh if you run over someone while driving and get charged with manslaughter lol!!!
nathoniel01 2 years ago
hahahha..
WickedG5150 2 years ago
Uh huh.............you know you should start walking to "Ya know" ta save money.lol fat ass "huh"(I gasped) oh well im glad you stopped to beg for money it makes me all warm in side. fat ass. look im sry you have to do time BUT you will be a better m,an for it!!!! much luck ...fat ass ; )
caponelocc 2 years ago
is this april fools day?
puppet7t 2 years ago
he wont even do 33 months ....little bitch
josh91ChRoNiK 2 years ago
He is going to minium security guys.. he is gonna be living in a house. not a jail cell.
BloodxGusher 2 years ago
FAT FUCK GONNA GET RAPED!
chingisxani 2 years ago
This dude is probably the biggest punk ever, if he really does go into Fed pen, with that attitude, he will be fucked up down and all around. Honestly what a fuckin bitch. Hes a dead man.
DownSouthTunes 2 years ago 2
You guys are fucking pricks, this dude is going to prison, which half of you dumb fucks have no idea is like. PRISON ISN'T JAIL. Prison is alot fucking rougher then jail you morons. This guy is just trying to tell people dont break the fucking law or you get fucked by the long dick of the law. Stop being fucking idiots posting moronic videos. This guy has a family he won't be seeing for over 2 years. God damn dumb fuckin youtubers.
GosuVu 2 years ago
Its weird because he says he starts serving 33 months on April 9th 2007, and then he logged into his youtube account June 2008.
FlavorGodz 3 years ago
ever heard about family and friends?
babygirl91fl 2 years ago
whatever u say Leslie, whatever you say.
FlavorGodz 2 years ago
Respect to you for making this video. It must of been hard. Your honesty is very humbling.
sof2finchy 3 years ago
wtf? 33 months, 3 years and 9 months, stop kidding me, my uncle was in jail for 10 fucking years, stop pitying your fat ass.
tobiashustlehoff 3 years ago
You fucking idiot, 33 months is 2 years 9 months, not 3 years and 9 months. get it right or shut the fuck up.
sof2finchy 3 years ago
ever heard about the words mistake and selfcontrol?
tobiashustlehoff 3 years ago
Give us an update as to how it went for you in prison.
youtobereal 3 years ago
What a dang creep.
YurmomBaxton 3 years ago
He already got his face beat in and he's not even inside yet!!!
HSNskin 3 years ago 5
I bet this bitch gets turned out within a week. Wire fraud! LOL!!!
Even going to a minimum security this boy's still gonna be Mary.
HSNskin 3 years ago
chill...fed time is easy...good chow, no bubbas, tennis. Trust me..I did 23 months at MILAN FCI..in Michigan..the bitch is county time between court dates.and then moronic probation officers...you can do it...the felony record is another drag...cant teach english in korea...HA HA HA
DeeDonner 3 years ago
victorville haha that jail is right by my house like 5 min.
RECK12007 3 years ago
LOL RESPECT FOR FRAUD.....BULLSHIT
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steve0wonder 3 years ago
your a fuckin pussy. i hope you get your fat dumb ass raped in prison. 33 months isn't shit. and who the fuck does a video blog while drivng? thats fucking retarded! you stupid fat piece of shit. i hope you rot in your 13 by 7 foot cell. At least your not with my cuz in victorville in the fuckin shu, for 15 years.
gurunlian 3 years ago
well when U go to prison U will not be on bottom of the deck since U committed wire fraud that crime will get you some respect in prison
kioisursktitoeiru 3 years ago
You actually WANT people to help you repay back money that YOU owe to other people that you ripped off? Get a fucking clue, your kids have a much higher IQ than you could even hope to have.....this guy is a psych case.....
kytxan 3 years ago 3
exactly what i was thinking..."is he REALLY asking for help to repay the money?" LOL ROFL this guy makes me fucking sick!
stupidcircusclown 2 years ago
Hey...is there an escrow account or trust fund?? Also, how are your children?? PS. I got burned from an internet transfer (phishing)...through Western Union to...RUSSIA!!! Stuff happens. :D
couscous99 3 years ago
are you out now?
what was jail like?
rickbar123 3 years ago
yep been out for a year and it is a big learning experience never again
kioisursktitoeiru 3 years ago
I got caught for taking 300,000 dollars from tax man ! my dumb ass forgot to put it on a swiss account instead I put the money in my bank account the bank called the FBI they put 2 and 2 together now my finances are a disaster ! it is my own fault I served 16 months in prison
kioisursktitoeiru 3 years ago
well we are currently paying restitution and have no say in who gets what when. we returned 16,000.00 immediately and they didnt even take it off the big amount so i have no clue what happens with that money. feel free to send me a message. thanks and thanks for being so understanding...sometimes people do stupid things.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
I guess you deleted my previous post.
I am one of your victims, and would like to know if you could repay me my restitution as early as possible when you start repaying us.
I'm glad you promise to never break the law again, and believe you have learned your lesson. If you want, we can talk privately so I can give you the details on my scenario.
Thanks
agoofykindasuperman 3 years ago
why are you so bitter? are you one of the people we ripped off. if you are, you will get your money back slowly, but surely. i don't understand why you are so adamanet about dragging our names thru the mud. i get it. we are horrible people who did something really bad and should pay. well what more do you want them to do to us? should we spend the rest of our lives in jail for this? i just want to understand what you want from us.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
I am not bitter, please. Jeffrey asks for donations in this video because he owes $98K in restitution. If someone is dense enough to send him money, how can they be assured that Jeffrey is actually going to transfer the money to the victims that he scammed?? If he gets donations and does not pay the money to the victims, that is more wire fraud.
waltherwhalker 3 years ago
we are never breaking the law again. end of story, believe it or not, that is your choice. some people never learn their lesson, there are people in prison with jeff who got out on the crack law and are already back. we are not those people. i assure you if someone were to give us a donation(which i personally think was ridiculous of him to ask for) it would go to our restitution. i would never expect anyone else to help pay for our mistakes. so now you have your answers and i'm done with this.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
what part wasnt the truth, you said i made 400k, when did 315k become 400k? also the amounts on my husband and selisker were lowered. so the thing your looking at wasnt the final outcome after court, that is why i say you should know what you are talking about. i don't know why running over the numbers makes any difference. what do you think your accomplishing by putting all of that on here? we're all going to prison, what more do you want? we will be paying restition till we die.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
So how much DO you owe in restitution? The US Atty publication says that you scammed for "approximately $314,773.97" and that you were "ordered to pay $415,754.84 in restitution." It also says that you were "sentenced to 55 months in prison" yet you said "I was sentenced to 33 months as well." Did you lie about the length of your prison sentence?
waltherwhalker 3 years ago
after this i'm done explaining myself to you. i owe personally 314k, but am being held responsible for 415k, so if the other 2 people don't pay i can be held reponsible for the whole amount. my sentence was reduced from 55 months to 33 months due to my honesty and help. that's that.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
Just because you are able to look up ho we are on the internet doesn't mean you have a clue as to who we are as people. yes, we may seem like scum to you, that's understandable, but you don't know us personally. Until you know someone and their circumstances it's very easy to judge. I'm sure you people haven't all been perfect and honest in your lives. We did something wrong and we're paying for it.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
While your point may be valid. We are paying restitution, not to mention we gave 16,000.00 back to the FBI. I'm aware that is just a drop in the bucket, but it does show our intentions to right a wrong. As far as the people we scammed needing money for a car, for god's sake, these are people who paid hundreds of dollars for an autograph, while it was wrong, yes, i'm pretty sure they aren't starving. so why don't you get your facts straight before commenting.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
How did you blow the 400K that you scammed??
waltherwhalker 3 years ago
again, 400k is the combined amount of 3 people. thats 400k over 3 yrs for 3 people, hardly a windfall. we all know what we did was wrong. you don't know us as people and really your just a judgemental ass. tell me you've never done a single thing wrong in your life and i'll call you liar. this is the worst thing i've ever done. yes, when i finally decided to do something wrong i went big and it was extremely wrong, but people make stupid mistakes, especially when it comes to money.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
Really? I googled "jeffrey reyes district attorney" and found the official statement from the US Attorney's Office. It basically says that Rachel Reyes scammed for $314,773.97, Selisker scammed
$118,114.07, and Jeffrey Reyes scammed $130,520.72. That totals $563,408, do the math and tell the truth.
waltherwhalker 3 years ago
WOLFIE88 was the ebay acct used by Jeffrey Reyes. The feedback profile is now "private" so nobody can contact the victims. If you are serious about repaying the money u scammed, you can start by selling that car you are driving. Why not? If u think u need it, maybe someone you SCAMMED also needs a car.
waltherwhalker 3 years ago
Rat alert! Kill the rat!
sleepdeprivation78 3 years ago
again, another moron who believes white collar criminals in minimum security prison camps get raped in prison. educate yourself befroe speaking so you don't sound like such a fool.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
Hope you get Raped in PRISON,
check out the mortgagefraudblog
racheldollar 3 years ago
I'm really not as sanctimonious as I sound--honest!
I do appreciate what Syphus is trying to say--thanks.
meteoreyes 3 years ago
thanks for that, constructive comments are so much nicer.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
If everyone who committed a crime had to admit it and pay for it, the prisons would be more crowded than the outside world (HA)! I hate thieves! Stealing from innocent people, in any form, is NOT okay--it's WRONG! Not because you might get caught; we all know the difference between right and wrong. This father gets to tell his children that, as a thief he HURT others, and they'll see-when he gets home he'll be a changed man. He didn't have to tell the world--maybe he hopes it'll help others. Tnx
meteoreyes 3 years ago
he admitted and accepted his crime when he pled guilty, he doesnt have to do it here, but if you must know it was forgery on ebay. so if youre thinking about doing that, don't. you will get caught and the federal government is not somebody to f**k with. they are nothing like the state level. you can practically get away with rape and murder on the state level, but rip a few people off federally and youre done for.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
Okay, thanks for responding. Were they forged autographs on collectibles? Or something like knock off goods? If he hopes to help others, he should try and help consumers avoid other scammers (who are probably doing exactly what he did).
waltherwhalker 3 years ago
it was forged autographs.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
a few ppl? ROFL LOL wow.
stupidcircusclown 2 years ago
So what did he do? Not everyone knows what wire fraud is. If he can't even tell us what he did to rip people off, maybe he has not acknowledged his crime in an effort to help other people avoid doing the same.
waltherwhalker 3 years ago
youtube is scary
normank27 3 years ago
I wish you well... Prison, for any time, is a horrible situation. But understanding that what you did has consiquences and being willing to accept your punishment is respectable. Thank you for sharing this...
DaPharaoh06 3 years ago
thank you for the constructive comment, most people on here are idiots. i do know what we did was wrong and i just want to serve my time and come out a better person and a better mother for my kids.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
it may or may not stop them, some people just have to learn things on their own, but i don't appreciate you bringing my children into something you know nothing about.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
people do stupid things for money. i've learned a big lesson and would never do anything wrong again. i'm in no way condoning what my husband and i did, it was stupid and wrong, but people do the wrong thing sometimes, that does not make me a bad parent. they are still very young and when they get older i will be able to keep them from possibly doing something really stupid by telling them what i did.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
yep, i'm guilty as well and i was sentenced to 33 months as well. i go in in august. as for being a role model for my kids i did something wrong before i had them and i'm paying for those stupid mistakes. i had never done anything wrong in my life before this, i lived an extremely moral life, can you say that? don't judge others unless you are ready to be judged as well.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
I read an article which says: "According to court documents, Rachel Reyes, 29, her husband Jeffrey Reyes, 30, and her mother Nancy Selisker used their eBay accounts to sell counterfeit memorabilia, including record albums and photographs of celebrities with forged signatures...Rachel Reyes was sentenced to 55 months in prison, three years of supervised release, and ordered to repay over $400,000." I also read a 55 month sentence on the USDOJ website. And u say it was a 33 month sentence? humm
waltherwhalker 3 years ago
it is so sad how little you ignorant people know about the federal prison system. get a clue before commenting. minimum security prisons are nothing like that.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
If you're his wife, didn't you rip off people for thousands of dollars on eBay just like your husband? And didn't you get sentenced to prison as well? Out early on parole? You two are quite the role models for your kids.
Satchel334 3 years ago
self surrender that sucks
bigmodaco 3 years ago
u gun have to wire ur asshole homie, u a fat white boy geeky ass nigga, u going to med hahhah u still get murked though
Oaksterdam510 3 years ago
was any of that english...i'm sorry i don't speak ebonics....homey.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
booo
stupidcircusclown 2 years ago
Have fun paying 99k in restitution when you get out you ebay memorabilia scamming asshole.
vaguy78 3 years ago
well i don't think it will be fun paying it back, but we will. People do the wrong thing sometimes, lesson learned.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
har, har, har...sarcasm is a fun thing huh?
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
Wire Fraud! what the fuck. you got to be a badass! don't worry about prison dude - nobody fucks with people that commit wire fraud! and, about that 98K I'll drop it in the mail for you!
buckingham24601 3 years ago
I think I know who you are, you tried to rip me off on eBay didn't you.
illuminadi 3 years ago
yep, that was me....moron. like you can really tell that my husband was the one who tried to rip you off when you have no idea when it happened and what he was selling. get a life.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
Yeah I can tell, it was for some Nintendo games, PayPal got my money back though. And I could tell it was him from the overly fat fingers holding the cartridges in the picture.
illuminadi 3 years ago
yep...it's official...you are an idiot. wasn't nintendo games.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
prolly wasnt your husband....it was YOU! lol wtf fucking ppl, i swear!
stupidcircusclown 2 years ago
That fucking sucks!
problk 3 years ago
no doubt. i can't get over some of the stuff people think will happen in a minimum security prison. some of these folks have been watching too many episodes of oz.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago
This is Jeff's wife, you people truly have a skewed view of what a minimum security prison camp is like, you'll be happy to know there is no ass raping taking place whatsever and for all you rude f**ckers my husband has lost 142 pounds and looks good as hell.
SyphusBatterus 3 years ago