OMFG - Skyrim [Part 41] - Imma B to the A to the R-D son!

[alojr35]

Go to riften if u want to be a thief

[Valdevon]

Haha Jesse's shield is called the "In Yo Face Basher"

[bertkerstens]

jesse D: thanks to you i post more then 5 comments

you make me so happy :3 and hyper XD

[bertkerstens]

my hall of the dead is very crowded i am a homicidal argonian XD

[bertkerstens]

thanks to you i called my argonian character lizzy XD

[bertkerstens]

you have ADHD me too XD

[bertkerstens]

@bertkerstens and skyrim makes me just freak out (in a good way)

like you do but i am so hyper when i play skyrim like 10x worse then you XD

[ShiverCity]

16:25

is that guy the same guy that did rosh's voice? (star wars jedi academy , orig xbox) if anyone knows tell me

[Oathblivion]

"No man is a match for a dragon," he said as Jesse stood before him in full Dragonscale armor.

Oh, Skyrim NPCs, you so funny.

[ANGU5TU5]

"Dem wimen of de nordic people there crazy"-it's from eating all those shark balls

[BensRandomness]

Out of my way little boy i got work to do! (picks flower)

[TheKankeinaiFactor]

For something really funny, go to one of the towns and shoot down a bird. =D And you thought Physics Rabbit was bad!! hahaha

[Mattatacker]

u can buy the best house!

[Thatoneguy5656]

is it just me or in the fan art lizzy looks like he got a little exited

[strongbadable]

if miko is blocking your way of getting through a door way, just use your shout at him to knock him out of the way...it won't hurt him.

[IIKaDicEU]

@strongbadable yeah

Jesse: "FUS ROH DAH!!!"

Miko: "HAWOOOO0000oooo" *Splat on spike trap*

Jesse: "MIIIIIKOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

[33erasmus]

I love the fact that the shield is called 'in yo face basher' xD

[aDyrtiWolf]

Heard dog bark at 6:44 and thought "Jesse there's treasure!"...then I remembered that dogs bark for treasure in Fable 3...

[Shadowcrypt9]

dang i messed up on this quest so badly got lost and this quest line i failed so many times i don't even know how i failed it.

[XGiftedGamerX]

Is it wrong that my favorite highlight in these videos is always the first few seconds when you see a hilarious fanart?

[recon467]

Jesse join the companions and the empire at the same time for empire you get stuff from completing quests for them and for companions you become a werewolf!

[canonfodder1000]

FINALLY AN EPISODE WHERE HE CANNOT LOOT!!!!

[latedeath12]

write coc qasmoke in your conlsole you comes to a secret

room

[MrWarbarney]

You know they could celebrate properly and have jesse go get the real body of olaf to burn

[MrWarbarney]

It really is utterly pointless going for light armour, it just screws you over in the long run when it comes to weapons (and armour as a heavy perk makes heavy not weigh anything and not weigh you down at all)

[anextremeemo]

both of the war parties are jackasses ones racist the others a bunch of people controlled by weak elves

[MrWarbarney]

@anextremeemo They aren't controlled by the elves they simple signed the peace treaty to give them a chance to rebuild their army to defeat them, they still intend to slaughter tem all

[anextremeemo]

@MrWarbarney LORE >:L

[anextremeemo]

i walked by a guard and she said the arrow in the knee thing. I almost got wicked pissed but than I remembered its not some annoying kid and calmed down o.o

[dnevius1]

kill meeko! KILL MEEKO! He's so fucking annoying kill him!!!

[yohlazy]

both are a-holes even more so when you look at one from the others point of view its really your choice leave it to us and i would say join clocks just to c what happens and your a nord anyway (if memory serves)

[catfat17]

Jesse join the stormcloaks there the good guys

[Joe69766]

join the stormcloaks you can buy a house in windhelm and that house has the biggest armory also it is HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leoninarmorguard]

as a nord you should join the stormcloaks but as a Khajit everyone is saying racist things until you join where they are no longer racist but who tried to execute you Jesse? the Stormcloaks or the Imperials

[alex9830]

shoot them eagles

[WessRocks1]

.... Stormcloaks are terrible, they let Khajit and Dark Elfs get attacked all the time and do nothing about if you listen around town. Also, accoring to what I heard from npcs, Argonians arent allowed in Windhelm because they think they are all evil. In general, they hate anyone who isnt a Nord. I may be a nerd for knowing all this, but I just love this game :D

[VICITVIR]

@WessRocks1 Stormcloaks ain't goody two-shoes, but as the Legion are Thalmor's whipping boys, I found them to be a better choice.

[Serth22]

Join the Stormcloaks!

[Serth22]

Jesse you derp! You don't have to power attack the skeletons!

[whynottalklikeapirat]

that was a bad verse from that bad. Totally on the nose and cliche.

[crazygeneral23]

jesse you can drink a blacksmithing potion I think you have one in your inventory, that should let you improve it to legendary.

[Jesstyriddle]

14:04 Dragon?

[KoriLuvsNuggets]

@Jesstyriddle Nope, just an eagle or a hawk or some big bird. If you watch when you're in Solitude, you can see it frequently! :)

[wiimasterplayer]

Skeletalhorse come to me......

OK nobody tell Jesse about Shadowmare.

[Skywaarrior]

Jesse what do you use to record your voice?

[Lizzehmeh]

if you become thane of solitude then you are given the Proudspire Manor to live in. It’s really nice and there’s tons of food and ingredients in there. =D

[CataFrostMagee]

HOW DID YOU NAME UR SHIELD "IN YO FACE BASHER" OMFG!?!??!/

[Kerns0Phoegon]

"Goodbye four points", ahh... jessie tears ... :P

[Cornuko]

Little girl "you're the best!"

Jesse "I am"

rolemodel of the year, right there

[TheConfessedSnail]

jesse join the dark brotherhood pleeeaaaase

[Scribby87]

every time i see that cartoon at the start i think lizzy has some kind of weird lizard boner

[youralcoholicdad44]

Jesse do NOT start training heavy armor its a waste of your life and perks.

[kalyjon]

Jesse, if you can get your enchanting up a bit, you can enchant some equippable items to increase Smithing, equip 2 or 3 items with improve Smithing and you can make any item Legendary.

[TripperCreates]

i want skyrim with face cam jesse!

[SerjSongsROCK]

Deadric isnt light armor, derp!

[zeeman155]

I didn't put much into blacksmithing (just two points) and I eventually was able to go to legendary. I'm not sure how it works but you might want to look that up or it might be a waste.

[Nedread]

Someone needs to make a picture of Jesse skipping with a speech bubble above his head saying "LAAAH!" and a skeletal horse next to him.

[youralcoholicdad44]

i like how Jesse calls vittoria vici veni vidi vici:D

[EpicGamer553]

@OMFGcata dragon scale is the best light armor and deadric is the best weapons and heavy armor

[Lawsondgage]

@EpicGamer553 there is actually dragon plate armor, not sure if that is better though.

[EpicGamer553]

@Lawsondgage Nah deadric is better i have both of them

[sonikana]

i have ADHD and im proud of it! from now on...

[Freon41]

Jesse, the armor perks are connected at the top from Dragon to Daedric so you don't have to worry about the entire other side. Just spend the one perk for Daedric and you're set.

[Gruntman1234]

@Freon41

Wrong.

[maikk05]

jesse you should become a werewolf that would be really bad ass

[GarsonProduction]

Jesse you should totally do the quest for the mace of molag bal. A short badass quest for one of the best one-hand weapons in the game!

Quest is called The house of horrors. Wont spoil more then that!

[Xuveus]

what are you graphics settings jesse?

[NinjaBreadMon]

My name is Fletcher, so when he said: "hello, Fletcher" it made my day :D

[EugeneFBailey]

Judging from the fact that most of the ruins we've seen are barrows (a.k.a burial sites), the fact that no one ever mentions the skeletons walking around in the church basement, and the fact that draugr seem to walk around whenever the heck they feel like it, I'm starting to think that being dead in Skyrim isn't so much a state of being as it is a state of mind.

[xXcomedy147Xx]

moar!

[MrThepally]

@2001cats well flip the tables, and u'll see that the stormcloaks are even more racist than the imperials ever heard "skyrim is for the Nords" I have heard that from several stormcloak soldiers... RACIST!!!

[2001cats]

@MrThepally If you read the section in the guide about effects of the rebelion, you'll see that the Nords are threatened and are unwilling ot take chances. Therefore, they get carried away and say things like that.

[superwowman100]

@MrThepally I think they only say that because of those thalmor elves. Imperials dont like them either.

[VelerinaRose]

Good things about the Rebellion:

1. They're real Nords.

2. They don't try to execute you for no reason.

Bad things about the Rebellion:

1. Their leader is a dick.

[TheFluffyBunny15]

Instead of Lizzy, get J'zargo (thundercat)!

[2001cats]

Jesse, let me make the decision of who to join easier.

1: The imperials tried to cut off your head(Even though they knew it was a misunderstanding)

2: he Imperials selfishly invaded Skyrim and took over without the slightest though for the Nords feelings.

3: The Imperials are trying to change the Nords way of life.

4: The Imperials will let you kill non-human races for no reason other than that they're different.

5: You are a native to Skyrim! The Imperials don't care about you(nor your team).

[NicWitNoK]

@2001cats The Stormcloaks are working to oust all races from Skyrim except the Nords. The Stormcloaks want Skyrim to be for the Nords and Nords alone. The Imperials have ruled Skyrim for ages and invade because they want Skyrim to remain under their control so that the other races do not fall into slavery.

[MyChocolateLove]

He's "deflowering the town" eh? eh? *nugde*

//brickedsohard

[SuperBellyflop]

East empire (trading) company? Oh shit the British control skyrim

[dragothica]

Phantasian Sword? 110 Smithing? WTF?

[Hijynx87]

God I hat after like 2 comments on youtube you are forced to re-type these crazy words that are Friggin impossible to read! Cs look like Os and every letter looks like you are trying to read it on acid ><. ok.....here it goes..ung

[TacoDogg707]

@jstin8 This is kind of a spoiler but at the end of the war for both Stormcloaks and Imperials Legate Rikke or Ulfric say that the next step is to fight the Thalmor. So both sides really hate the Thalmor it's just impossible to fight them with a civil war going on.

[ryuudemon27]

By the Eight.. JESSE START STEALING!!!!! it is ssoooooo profitable and its sooooo easy to do, just crouch and have the eye closed and your good no harm done

[2001cats]

@ryuudemon27 You went imperial?

[TheMAZZAShow]

Jesse you should go to the cave of magical wonders and the boss in there named "Sleepy The Dragon Priest" will drop the Bow Of Chickens, this will turn ANY enemy into a Chicken and then you kill the chicken :)

[soccrgrl25]

@sora8711 My thoughts exactly.

[Darkstars2008]

Why are both of the top comments fake?

[2001cats]

@Darkstars2008 the first one is.

[souldude151]

Jessies shield is called In yo face basher!

[EveOnlineRanger002]

omg hes trolling us buying health potions after all the herbing he does

[Deathseed5]

Apparently Meeko thought it was a duet.

[StevenTurner92]

PLAY MORROWIND

[bigtank1982]

I don't understand why you bought mushrooms when you pick them ALL the time and probably had 50 in your inventory!

[toms595]

JESSE GET KUDA BOW FROM GRUMPY THE MAMMOTH!

[Hijynx87]

@toms595 Grampy!

[FoxyRoxyProductions]

JESSE THIS IS IMPORTANT! WANDER SOLITUDE TILL A ELF ASKS YOU TO FIND HIS MASTER! IF YOU DON'T DO THIS I SWEAR I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND FORCE YOU TO DO THIS AT GUNPOINT! *heads to attic* >:)

[Cytrock]

@FoxyRoxyProductions He Already has the Wabbajack..

[funlovin1155]

@FoxyRoxyProductions He already did the prince of madness quests. did you miss the episode?

[Bagelmman]

@FoxyRoxyProductions He's already done that quest.

[FoxyRoxyProductions]

@Bagelmman Which EP?!

[Lawsondgage]

@FoxyRoxyProductions he already did the wabbajack quest....

[TT1a]

You ever going to make anymore Dead Island videos?

[tard258]

jesse if you want to join the theives guild (there are trainers for stealing stuff) go to the riften and a guy will talk to you about the mysterious stones / stones of barenziah and in the bee and barb there is a guy that will give you a quest to steal a ring and plat it on a merchant which will let you join the thieves guild

[SeancyB]

@OMFGcata Even if you've just walked by a place, it will show up on the map. Salt is good for cooking. I have a dog too. Barbas from I quest I didn't finish. He's nice, because he can't die and is a nice distraction in battle, but he is also always in the way. He has pushed me off a few cliffs, also set off more traps that hurt or killed me than I can count. It gets old. Have to take the good with the bad. Also, saw the podcast today. Keep defending Skyrim. Have a good one. Later

[TheGamerY2K]

jesse go to markath a guy will be standing outside the door of a house talk to him and he will ask you to investigate the house follow the quest line from their to get a good mace

mace of molag bal ... a daidrec artifact pretty powerful

THUMBS UP

[funlovin1155]

@TheGamerY2K it can't be upgraded on the grinding stone so it worse than a simple crafted Diadric weapon, not to mention if you enchant 4 pieces of armor with fortify blacksmithing and use a fortify balacksmithing potion and make a two handed diadric sword with upwards of 400 damage on it.

[TheGamerY2K]

wonder around the alleys of solitude and you will find a begger named darketh or something talking about how he got seperated from his master talk to him and you will get a awesome quest to get something AMAZING it can turn people into animals and stuff PLS THUMBS UP SO JESSE CAN SEE IT

[funlovin1155]

@TheGamerY2K HE has already done it, at least watch the episodes HURP DURP SO HE Cs IT LOLOLOL -_-

[2001cats]

Don't you hate it when people say they have OCD like us(the people ho have OCD, meaning me inclued) but really just obsess over a few details, thinking they can get by with just that as OCD?

[funlovin1155]

@2001cats are you REALLY a hipster about OCD? How about instead of OCD you have a case of being a giant tool? I hereby diagnose you! The cure is to pull the stick out of your ass.

[2001cats]

@funlovin1155 I am both of those.

[TowerSavant]

Its time to let Meeko run free.

[Shadeoffax]

Jesse, you missed something near solitude, something you might wanna go back and see. Something you don't want to miss.

[MrMaskedmarksman]

P.S. she is a bitch to get

[MrMaskedmarksman]

Jesse, I have found someone more better than lizzy, and it is a girl, she is found in riften. Her name is Mjoll the Lioness. The reason I like her better is because she is trained in one-handed, blocking and Archery, which means if you give her any one arrow, she will constantly shoot that one arrow. Please thumbs this up

[wrenstar7]

there is a ebony mine near an orc stronghold which is to the south of windhelm 

[31spoonerSTfamilyguy]

eeh i dont know what joke he wanted to say can some one please tell me?

[bonkai2]

Jesse, dont bother making ebony stuff, just save all the ebony for Deadric. Ebony can be a bitch to get.

[Prechtan15]

DAEDRIC GET THE DAEDRIC ARMOR AND WEP it looks a lot cooler then dragon armor and are alot better then dragon

[ragnorok1122]

Jesse the dedric armor is better than the dragon armor and it looks cooler even in legendery it is better even than dragon armor

[2001cats]

@ragnorok1122 Are you by any chance trained more in heavy armor than light armor. I'm level 100 in both and even dragonscale is WAY better than daedric.

[magic62222]

@ragnorok1122 actually dragon armor that is heavy is not better than heavy dragon armor because the armor is max at 567. daedric armor base stats is better but when upgraded dragon armor is better in weight and since armor is capped at 567 dragon and daedric both have over that so heavy dragon armor is better than deadric, but isn't Jesse using light armor.

[NicWitNoK]

@magic62222 Yeah but if you use the heavy armor perk armor weight becomes irrelevant.

[MrSomenoob]

@ragnorok1122 but daedric isnt light armor, the path Jesse is going down, so, dragos light armor=strongest light armor

[dejimmeistahmon4742]

@ragnorok1122 But daedric is heavy armor, and Jesse is trained in light armor.

[ragnik1]

@dejimmeistahmon4742 Yet he's using heavy dragonscale armor.

[colinNcane]

@ragnik1 hes wearing light dragon armor...



[garnzlol]

@ragnorok1122 It is mainly personal preference he uses light armor but daedric doesn't have light armor and you can hit armor cap with the light dragon scale armor using potions to increase enchanting and then use that to make super blacksmith armor and such so it doesn't matter too much

[CaIrOOMaLi]

@ragnorok1122 but its heavy armor and it will slow him down :\

[135Aldebaran]

@ragnorok1122 Daedric armor isn't better than Dragonscale armor when you're training in light armor, which Jesse is doing. Dragonscale is the best for his character.

[thunderdragon0]

"In Yo Face Basher (Legendary)" Oh, Jesse...

[passdoutcouchpotatos]

Hey Jesse, you should go get a bunch of spells of every book and get levels up in those so taht you get more skill points, then go to get level 100 speech in riften in eth black briar meadery

[YOUAREFAGS56]

why dont you use powers

[YOUAREFAGS56]

you are a really funny guy and an awsome player keep up the good work

[Killingglorie]

hey Jesse, can you be my father?

[MLGExileJames]

15:50 no jessy. your competely correct about smithing get those perks :D

[Mokinng]

I get this feeling that Jesse would have been happier with a mage character....

[KnightKiller1000]

*Sees Thalmor HQ and takes notes* MUST DESTROY THALMOR HQ IN SOLITUDE!!!  *Rage face* D:<

[TheCakeisAIive]

Told you you needed to take the dwarven path of smithing Jessie. You could improve the best weapons to max, and get your dragon armor too.

That and specializing in light armor is still for elves :-3

[Linfir]

I used to be an adventurer... then i took an arrow to the knee ;D

[PizzaBones101]

@Linfir that was never funny

[monkeythelamar]

@Maddiemoo246 no but ill thumbs down you

[Maddiemoo246]

@monkeythelamar y u no troll with me?D;

[TheGamegangsta2]

@Maddiemoo246 what the fuck are you talking about

[Hijynx87]

@Maddiemoo246 i thought 100 was cap? or is this a mod?

[DreaTheDragon]

Lol on the title i was expecting "Imma B to the A to the D to the ASS" XD Bad ass... Lol

[jabaroo51st]

good bye money [jesse] shop keepers stuff imp stool value 1 gold

[MinecraftGamer301]

Is the Dragon armor light or heavy? I'm Confused.

[tangeloification]

@MinecraftGamer301 There are dragon scale armor that is Light armor, then there is dragon bone armor which is heavy armor

[tangeloification]

@MinecraftGamer301 The one jesse has is light

[MultiMazuki]

Jesse, start the dark brotherhood quests or the thieves guild!

[Vicioussama]

Send that stupid dog home...

[Croltown]

Jesse just use Console conmands on those Perks You deserve it.

[MaynardNichols]

You know when you saw that house. Where a door should have been but wasn't instead stone was there.That means that there is a quest you have to have to get in there it's part of a quest you don't have - MaynardNichols

[Gourengoo]

Don't worry about getting ebony shit, waste of perks at this point. There is a glass sword you can get that's better then even daedric if you get it at a high enough level.

[JosheASI]

he really thinks that he's got all he can get >_< wow.

[Soulreaper42able]

Who thinks that jesse and totalbiscuit should play saints row the third together

[MaynardNichols]

@Soulreaper42able me

[unholyangle812]

Jesse you don't need to get ebony skill u need to level your enchant and alchemy to improve weapons to the max as even if they are legendary they are not at the max they can be.

[Nedread]

Was I the only one cringing when the bard read the verse?

[morteNantoft]

Jesse, in many videos you say you can't use apples and such, but you can. You can go to city vendors and get food that gives 10 health, like a potion of minor healing, they only cost about 11 gold. Buy a million food and save up to a ton of gold. Minor healing potions and such cost like 70 gold, and food is much cheaper. im trying to say is, if you run out of potions while you fighting some op dreadlord or dragon, then you can use some food which also can restore up to 100 health. food = potions

[4mped]

@morteNantoft Carrying that much food is counterproductive in so many ways, you'd have to carry about 100 lbs of food in weight, and the amount of healing you would get out of it would = like 5 lbs of potions.

[dagr8Bipun]

dude, 41 parts and you didn´t even finish 1 big questline xD and just 4 info: i don´t know how but i lost meeko ;_;

[altobenji]

sorry but glass hamer that can only end well ?



[DigitalMasacrer]

didn't Jesse missed some "pull chain" in the Catacombs? Just askin'

[BaggyOz]

@OMFGcata pickpocket the fletcher to get akey to proudspire manor and get another mysterious gem. Otherwise you ahve to fork out 24k to buy it.

[callumhits1]

@BaggyOz No you dont you can just get 24k buy it as he says heres the key and such use the slowtime shout run to a chest and store all you're stuff in a dresser or sumin and you'll get the stuff/manor and not lose any money

[CyberDragonZero]

Hey Jesse. When you say " Give me your secrets" Is that by chance from that one WoW instance? With that creepy torturer dude?

[Croltown]

@CyberDragonZero scarlet dungeons? huh I think he says "

Tell me your secrets"