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  • She looked great in that peacock dress. Really!

  • LOOK at this bone!

  • 7:08 I know this was in 2005 and she's talking about Cher, but I think she predicted the future Lady gaga reference. :P

  • "I thought I could oooooooooooorganise rhythm....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHHHHH" XD *dies laughing*

  • What else you gon' wear wit' yo biiiiird?

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  • GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRLLL­!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM!!!

  • love the part on the various meanings of the word girl! love me some Margaret!

  • "im vewi sowwi i tried to pull you eyes out of you head........ somebody must have fed me afta midnighhht" -.-

  • GO TO GOOGLE AND LOOK AT THE DRESS!!! SHE LOOKED AMAZING!!!

  • Oh no she didn't! POOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

    LOL

  • I hate Schwarzenegger too. He disappointed me. Who would've thought his governor skills are as great as his acting skills...?

  • I'll drink to that on the vegan part!!!

  • her vocal range is amazing xD

  • john boehner is orange too! GOP are breeding them.

  • kitty meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!!

  • i wish snooki had been around for this

  • Also, George Hamilton should join that race, lol.

  • Hahaha, race of Oompa Loompa:) I used to belong to that race lol.

  • Umpa Lumpa dopadydo!

  • I would so eat a hamburger in front of a vegan and ask if they want some.

  • "The last true Diva....was Cher."

    HELL YEA!

    it takes skill to rock a bird dress

  • yes they vegans are HUNGRY

  • Best one for sure.

  • Bjork is a weirdo. Bjork is like Picaso. His art is interesting and popular, but it's marginal at best... and he's crazier than a rat in a tin shit house!

  • omg i have two friends who are just like that. They're the best. "Girllll!" They make your day. We were totally on the floor laughing when Margaret said "Euuuuugh, yo rhinoplasty did - not - go - well, did it? Oh, no it did not. Oh, giiiirl." major lol

  • "say I'm wrong and run away- as fast as you can!"

  • "im sorry i tried to pull your eyes out of your head.......someone must have fed me after midnight" XD i couldnt move for laughing XD

  • "They're going to start a whole new race of Ompa Loompa"

    OMG!

    I totally died at that part! XD

  • "Look at this bone. I'm almost dead. Look at this bone!"

  • Thanks for the education Margaret--

  • GGGIIIIIIRRRLLL!! lol she is genius!

  • It's true. Bjork will cut a bitch.

  • @DXBlacktailXD So TRUE HA HA I love Bjork she's so adorible. Even Margaret Cho is a Bjork Fan <3

  • @tweethang1 The only people who aren't Bjork fans, are the people who haven't heard her music. ^_^

  • i love margaret cho! i might see her this december if they let me through the front door.

  • lol don't fuck with vegans!!!!

  • Fuck, when she said she was gonna wear a bird, I thought 'Hey, I wonder if anyone has ever done a peacock dress, that would be awesome'. And then bam, peacock dress had already happened. 

  • "Don't fuck with vegans, they will fuck you up! BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY!!!" Omg, I love it XD

  • Bjork jokes. OMG YES. <3

  • "Look at this bone, I'm almost dead."

  • I am not against people of color, but THAT is a fucked up color!

     lolololol xD.

  • roflmao vegans r hungry

  • "He really is the governor, we WERENT PUNK'D"

  • i wonder wut ppl would have said if lady gaga had worn that swan dress today... hmm...

  • "And that mother fucker be orange. I am not against people of color but that's a fucked up color!"

    lol xD

  • i thought her outfit for the grammys was cool haha

  • CHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • well margaret cho! we got a new diva! lady gaga!

    just look at her dresses! work it! lol!

  • Somebody must have fed me after midnight! now that's FUNNY!

  • Divas pull of Poultry. Got it . You go WHitney!!! :)

  • She is so right about "Girl!"

  • I love you Bjork, I really do, but that shit was fucking hilarious!

  • do not fuck with vegans. they will fuck u up because theyre HUNGRY! hahha.

  • @gabby1413 wats... vegans?

  • @yubisakireno Veganism is a type of vegetarian diet that excludes meat, eggs, dairy products and all other animal-derived ingredients. Many vegans also do not eat foods that are processed using animal products, such as refined white sugar and some wines. Most vegans also avoid the use of all products tested on animals, as well as animal-derived non-food products, such as leather, fur and wool.

    Vegan refers to either a person who follows this way of eating, or to the diet itself.

  • @nilshaira88 thanks, for the explanation :D

  • That Bjork shit is SOOOOO funny!!!!

  • 3:49 LOL

  • I just looked up that peacock dress, it's AMAZING. XD

  • I'm pro-choice and pro death penalty. I'm pro choice because as far as I am concerned a fetus is in no way deserving of the same rights and privileges as a woman is. Until that fetus is out and takes a breath (which comes with cutting the umbilical cord) it is not under the same protection as the mom. I am for death penalty but think in general prisons should be for rehabilitation and I think the US criminalizes people. I think a good amount of people in prison don't need to be.

  • you are also a hypocrite. You force a mother to keep a non-conscious parasite she doesnt want and possibly risk the mothers life (parasites arent healthy you know) But you are willing to kill some innocent man in order to punish the real killers. Mothers also might have financial problems and not be able to take care of the next child. Also Capital punishment doesnt help to lower homicide People that kill dont think they will go to jail. They not like oh i kill then jail 5 years it pays off

  • you are also illiterate. I said I am pro choice. As in, I think women have the right to abortion. Sheesh.

  • well i was 102 degrees so my brain mislead me. I agree with you on the abortion issue. How about capital punishment what purpose do you think it serves? If its not to punish the killers (as you say you think it should be rehabilitation) then what is it for? And how about innocent man that are executed (there are well known cases of man that died on death row and then real killers were found. And also do you think killers are thinking they gonna get caught when they are committing the crime?

  • I think the death penalty should only be used in situations where a person cannot or refuses to be rehabilitated. I think it is ridiculous the amount of money they use to keep these people warm, fed, and given better health care than good citizens. The money should go towards not only taking care of productive citizens but in making productive citizens as well. Also, it is HIGHLY unlikey that if used that way innocent people would be killed.

  • Oh im actually for prisoners having to have to work for themselves. However the situation is like this in California an average person on death roll w8 25 years before execution. During that time keeping him alive is something like 100 times more expensive then a regular prisoner. (i had real numbers i think regular prisoner is 11 thousand per year death roll guys 130 thousand not sure thou death roll might be more) So keeping those guys in prison for life be way less expensive.

  • well, those numbers don't mean as much if people aren't on death row for 25 years.

  • yea they dont.. but currently we need to fix that... cuz we end up paying more for having people executed. We need to remake prisons into rehabilitation centers where you have to work for yourself. And like non violent offenders could have almost regular jobs. Current prison system fails horribly

  • agreed

  • OMFG! U GYZ ARE SUCH DUMBASSES! SHE IS NOT SAYING THT ABORTION NOR DEATH PENELTY IS GOOD NOR BAD!!

    she is saying that conservatives shudn say its ok to save a babys life wen u can kill criminals

    n shes saying tht liberals shudn say its ok to sav a babys life but not a criminals! its hypocritical

    god besides that i am personaly pro-life (cuz i think tht saying a women hav tht right is just an excuse for murder!) wich means im pro ALL LIFE! so i dont agree with death penelty either!

    its comedy

  • I am not against people of colour, but that's a fucked up colour!" :D

  • "...Dear Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger...He really is governor of California, he really IS! We didn't get punk'd!" lol i love it!

  • Don't fuck with vegans they will fuck you up, because THEY'RE HUNGRY!!

  • I'm Austrian, I remember I felt as Punk'd as the Californians must have. Seriously, how did that happen?

  • I am pro death penalty

    I am pro Guns

    But I am a hard leftist..........try to figure that out.

  • "Hasta la Vista, kitty!" LOFL

  • "look at this bone, i'm almost dead!"

    Brilliant<3

  • her björk impression is hilarious!

  • there adoption...so its not the last resort

  • "...because they're HUNGRY" lmao

  • GIRL!!!!!

  • Kaboom....

  • ahahahahah

    "the kitty will be exterminated after 72 houuuurs.... hasta la vista, kitty."

    she's totally brilliant

    read the new york times article which proves what I have been saying all along: whether abortion is legal, restricted, or illegal, abortion rates remain the same. you can't make a pregnant woman who doesn't want to be stay pregnant. would you rather allow them to abort in a safe, clean, medical environment or under life threatening, disease spreading, totally traumatizing conditions

  • "...he really is governor - we didn't get punked!" Haha.

  • "look at this bone!!i'm almost dead,LOOK AT THIS BONE!!!

    haha

  • To be pro-abortion doesn't mean you WANT to let people have abortions! It means you don't want women resorting to trying to abort their own babies, and then seriously injuring or killing themselves in their desperation. No one pro-abortion wants people, really, to have abortions, it's very sad we even need it to be legal, but the alternative is worse. If you are for the death penalty, you are as bad as the criminal you are trying to kill.

  • word!! why can't people see this.

  • Canzo... i believe Magaret is merely pointing out the irony in wanting to take one life but not the other, regardless of innocence.

  • Well, i understand what you are saying. but i think Magaret like, any unbiased human being belives that a fetus does not have a mind and are unable to think. given the fact that we constantly pull the plug on ppl who are in a coma etc. i dont think that what they have can be described as a life. i think if you go into such extremes about being "pro life" you shouldnt surport any type of death, be that human or otherwise.

  • im mainly referring to everyone that i know, i have never´in my life met anyone who was against abortion.

    and yes, i belive that you cannot be against abortion and be unbiased. ofc you can never really say anything that applies to everyone right? i dare say, from what i have read, that 80% of people who are pro life, are also christians. and when you are religious you are always biased, because you dont think like a human, you think like a religious drone. disregard it if it isnt you.

  • The fetus may not have any consciensous thought, but it's still alive, the cells that make it up are alive and thus, it has life. Abortions are a last resort to those who either cannot, or are unable to give birth without damaging themselves and so, rather than be cut open and having the baby removed from them and raising it in a horrible environment, it is killed, though sad, it's an inevitable fact, people like abortions in some way, shape and form

  • There are many scientific proofs that unborn babies are conscientious beings; they react to many kinds to stimuli even in their mother's wombs. The tragedy is that abortion is not reserved for the "last resort" but is abused as a convenience!Even excuses like "horribel environment" is not a good enough reason to kill a life, not to mention clling them something other than a human! Murder committed to a child by their own mother is the worst kind of murder there is! Responsibility is the key.

  • "The tragedy is that abortion is not reserved for the "last resort" but is abused as a convenience!"

    Please. Find me these women who are just jumping at the chance to have abortions, because they're "convenient".

    Even if I had no soul, I can STILL DO MATH: Pill = $40 per month; Abortion = $400-$800. WTF!?

    Now, this is all a moot point if we're talking about teenagers.

    They probably do not know how to use condoms, and do not have access to safe, affordable, and private health care.

  • *eye roll*

    I. do. not. believe. you.

    I KNOW women who have had abortions. I also know women who have had adoptions--what do they have in common? They both thought it through before coming to their decision. They were both AGONIZED by their decision.

    You don't have a twat; you will never have to make this decision. End of discussion.

    P.S. Just found out you're racist too? Why doesn't that surprise me? Do not bother replying--you will not get a response.

  • Before you start bitching about people using slang, maybe check up on your spelling and your own use of slang words. Twat was used perfectly in context. "Responsibel" and "ppl" aren't words at all.

    Women have a right to decide whether or not she will shove a baby out of her vagina. Look at echolalio0's response. Did they EVER say that women should be happy having abortions? And what's going to happen if you knock up a girl by accident? Do you think you're responsible enough to be a father?

  • Aaaand... rape victims? Victims of incest?

    You know what's amazing? I'm guessing you're a guy. You will never, ever be pregnant. So why, if you're a guy, do you have an opinion about something that's never going to happen to you? You'll never be pregnant, so I guess... it's not about you.

  • Just because women are the ones who are pregnant, that does not mean that they have right to murder the human beings inside their womb. What's amazing is some irresponsible women like you are turning into seiral murderers thier own children, in the name of so called "women's rights" and conveniences...r u saying that just because fathers weren't pregnant, their children have nothing to do with them?

  • I agree with you that sex comes with responsibility, but that doesn't mean abortion should be illegal. If it is, what are those of us (myself included) who have been raped and gotten pregnant from it, supposed to do? What about those girls who are victims of incest? What about women whose birth control fails? It's unbelievable how selfish pro-life people are. If you've never been in the situation, you can't have an informed opinion. Abortion is terribly sad, yes, but necessary.

  • Ummm...selfish? Errr....I am assuming you r saying that the women who kill their own babies for their own life's convenience's are "less selfish"....even if one is raped or conceived by so called "mistake"...trying to kill those children before they r born is like trying to obliterate a race of ppl just because they are born in certain ways, even though it is not their fault...what would be the difference between Hitler and pro-abortionist? And there are many other options the mothers can take!

  • You are way too extreme with your views, which shows how little you know about life. I gave birth to a son in 2001, when I was 13 years old, who was a result of rape, and I gave him up for adoption.

  • I seriously considered abortion, and if it hadn't been an option, I would have probably killed myself. So I don't know if you're even capable of being pregnant, but you need to shut your ignorant mouth. You clearly have never been there. And may you never go there. It's a terribly sad, lonely place, and I doubt you're strong enough for it.

  • Way too extreme? So u r saying killing ur own helpless baby inside of u as a frivolous thing is "normal"? And u think if u had killed ur baby rather than gave up as an adoption, u would have been happier?U r the one who doesn't know about life,and u need to "shut ur ignorant mouth." My mother almost aborted me when she was pregnant with me, but she thanks God that she did not do it, and I 'm the child who always help my mother the most! U should thank God that u did not commit the horrible crime

  • Your mom -should- have aborted you. Then we would not be subjected to your stupidity on Youtube. But regardless, keep spreading the good word. Considering you've pissed off just about everyone here, even those who didn't have particular strong views about abortion, I would say you are doing a brilliant job of persuading people to your point of view (that's sarcasm, since you seem like you might be too dense to grasp such things...)

  • Yeah you did, quoting your idiocy: "I simply cannot understand some of your unconventional words. like "twat"??? Learn english", all the while typing in your MSN chat abbreviation kiddie-shit slang. Oh, and Youtube is not a "blog site." It's a "video sharing website." I won't address the rest of your drivel, because that just emphasizes your stupidity which is already amply apparent (as if the pro-life constituencies really needed more people like you to make them look uneducated and stupid....)

  • u do have the right to ur body.. but a baby isnt ur body and it doesnt hav a voice for itself! thts like saying its my right to kill bob cuz hell get the promotion and itll ruin my life! its stupid! u dont have to be a conservative or extreemly religous to not believ in abortion! (wich i am niether) just a logical thinker who knows whats fair!

    i believ tht u shud let othrs keep theyr belifes n not try n force em to conform to urs UNLESS it is affecting others LIKE IN ABORTION the childs afected

  • of course we have the right to kill other human beings. read history much? killing other human beings is our fucking god-given right. human beings are killed by other human beings in large numbers every single day, for respect, for money, for "nation", for religion, or for sheer fun. as long as it is sanctioned by law. of course, you conveniently concealed the fact that the debate is not about the "right to kill", but when a fetus becomes legally recognized as a "human."

  • Your comment is neither funny, nor witty, nor even interesting...the only thing you have done by posting this comment here is displying yourself to the world as a mentally f**ked-up punk moron!

  • You are right, there is absolutely a difference. Pop-culture vernacular is perfectly acceptable in an academic essay if properly contextualized. Lazy-ass writing styles involving internet abbreviations like "ppl" or "u" are not acceptable. Such essays would FAIL if submitted as undergraduate term papers, unless you are attending a community college that passes anyone who pays tuition.

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  • Ummm...do you understand English??? My whole point was that THIS IS NOT AN ESSAY NOR AM I APPLYING FOR A COLLEGE HERE!!! ..u dumbass!

  • Your response is dumb. This is not about "English", it's about "logic" (which you seem to lack). If this is not the ideal venue for correcting people's spelling (and I agree, it's not), then it is certainly not the proper venue for disciplining people on the use of pop-culture vernacular (as you did). As for college, you should aim for community college at best.

  • Thank your lucky stars that there aren't many people who share my moral code: you're fucking things up? You die, and serve as both feed and warning for other crimes of inefficiency and societal disruption.

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  • i wasnt speaking directly about Magarets views... more a general view.

    but it is really a pretty interesting question, i believe that regardless of irony in killing one but not the other, each person must judge for themselves. personally im pro death penalty and pro abortion.... i think many criminals are waste of space, and i also think that no baby should be born into the world unwanted.

  • You, just like Margaret Cho, sounds like you guys are comepletely oblivious of what moral is. A human being, for whatever he or she does within his or her life either within a society or away from a soceity are accountable for their deeds, and responsible for their life's duty, including being pregnant. When such duties are ignored, then the person is liable for his or her deeds, and that is why prisons exist, for the sake of the entire society, as well as for the victims. First understand this!

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  • chill. She obviously has different views than you do. It's important to respect that.

  • Excuse you. The death penalty is a hypocritical disgrace. Narrow minded conservatives want LIVE babies so they can raisse them to be DEAD soldiers. Keep your ridiculous views to yourself or be respectful.

  • She really does look like Bjork when she does the impersonation of her!

  • no she doesn't!

  • Dear Arnold

    He really is governer.

    HE REEEALLY IS GOVERNER.

    We didn't get punked.

  • Look at this bone! hahaha

  • Vegan diet is boring.

    No meat AND no dairy products.

    So no eggs, no cheese, no milk . . . whats left?

    Fruit and vegetables and bread?

  • bread usually has eggs...and milk

    however there are a lot of vegan products out there that are so bland but some that are really good

  • I'm boring i know: but i feel it has to be added to the Bjork story on beating up the reporter. The reporter in question had followed Björk and harassed her for a while before the incident for an interveiw. She was tried and wanted to summon a pressconference later that day. The the reporterbitch went to her 3-4 year old son and and asked "Isn't it sad to have a such a mean mother who doesn't want to give me an interveiw" - She deserved it.

  • Hell yeah, that bitch was too much.

  • All the reporter did was say, "welcome to Bangkok"

    but yeah she'd been following bjork around

  • -dead- @ giiiiiiiiiirrrlllllllll *EXPLODE*

  • "Arnold Shcwartzanegger and Donatelo Versachi are gonna start a whole new race of oompa-loopma" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "how sCANNNNNdiiiNAAAVIIIIAannn of me" lol

  • i like how her facial expression goes back to normal at 4:08 lol

  • LMAO I love the Bjork impression.

  • That's the funniest part!!!

  • Heehee I'll fuck with a veggan. Veggans don't scare me they're regular people like everyone else.

  • GIRL!!!!!

  • canzo0378: oh go fuck a sheep...

  • I 'm sorry...i don't speak trailer-trash

  • And you, keep up the "humanized" and "loving" critique that you 're so keen on spreading around you.

  • this is not the place for you, leave.

  • think of the poor sheep! ;)

  • piss off you idiot.

  • "you find that lots of pro-lifers are for the death penalty because they like to procrastinate"

    love her!!

  • i'm so amaziated look at this bone ! i'm almost dead!

  • This would be a lot funnier if she had ditched the ghetto accent. At first it was funny but after half an hour in, it's just irritating. Still love her though!

  • 20 seconds in? Genius. GOLD!

  • i dunno, i think this might be my least favorite of her stand up cd's

  • That vegan thing is so true! HAHAHA

    DO NOT ARGUE WITH THEM!

  • BECAUSE THEY ARE HUNGRY!

  • hahahaha