Let's Play Plumbers Don't Wear Ties - Gimme The Full Story!

[InvestWebbot]

This video has been age-restricted on Youtube. hahahhahah

[sveerzvsqubeez]

4:06 STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

it would make a good screamer :)

[Dean11link]

Go to 2:09 for funniest shit i have ever scene

[kdreamland]

I bet John drives a BEEEEEEEE SEVENTEEN BAWMBER

[kdreamland]

lol the dad says he wants some kids too, but the way he words it I'm unsure if he actually wants them with his daughter himself....

[Tatsh2DX]

I don't get what it is with the 'Asian' accents on the options. They're forced and fake.

[mdqp2]

Best. Game. Ever! LOL! I think I have nothing left to see in this world...

[Squadillah]

4:51-4:55 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.. THAT... THAT THING ON THE RIGHT???????

[GayForBridget]

9:02 he should have said "Consequences will never be the same

[Yokhen]

6:56 That girl has no ass, there is nothing to censor in there! Now the boobs... yeah, ok with that.

[GustoTheGamer]

The youtube Version is better because you can skip all the bullshit

[Maddjoka]

Do they really not expect us to notice that the Narrator was also Jane's dad and the director? Couldn't they find somebody else to be a crotchety middle-aged man for thirty seconds so this wouldn't happen? They got four people to show up just for the "wimp" scene, so what could possibly have been the problem?

[0lunoire1]

02:10 Jee, what is it with the music ? Is she Poltergeist or something ?

AND WHOSE MOTHER TALKS LIKE THAT TO HER FREAKING SON ??!

[2FunnyVersionIV]

04:05 makes a good screamer.

[cyborgste]

oh my god, after I watched this on AVGN I had to try this. I regret this action.

[MattK1221]

oh my god... this was paintful to even watch...

[CrushingC10996WM]

WTF?! YOU CAN'T EVEN TRUST THE DAMN TITLE! AVGN

[CrushingC10996WM]

This is not a game, this is like watching a movie. Or no it isn't a movie is something that moves, this doesn't move its a bunch of still images, if the beginning was actual video, why can't the rest be? AVGN

[areyouescosia]

Fuck this censors...#

[ExplorerDS6789]

The guy who plays Jane's father is also the "chicken head" narrator.

[ExplorerDS6789]

This script must have been written by a team of high school dropouts in probably only three days.

[yucsilva]

Wow, this is actually a dream sequence

[V3NOMXIII]

4:44 derp face

[LikeaBoss951]

5:14 Orgasm face

[kfsfkakf]

I think everyone can make a commentary while playing this game. It's that bad

[OMGTKKYBDx]

03:32 wtf? haha what a bunch of shit

[200dogz]

Why would there ever be a floating head of a panda next to someone's bed!!!?

[darkrage6]

Sad part is, this game could've at least been so-bad-its-good if it was designed, as some of the dialogue is pretty funny in its badness.

[JagerThrasher666]

*facepalms* whats with... the crazy.. FILTERS

[DERKINSHNOFF]

What were they THINKING?!

[sickweirdo]

Wow. A game for a $700 console on Youtube for free. I bet the unfortunate buyers for this game are having rage fits

[schnitzal]

Someone got really creative with the filters.

[ImmaBeBeast]

4:16 YES ID DO! I DO HATE YOU!!!

[TheSlamCaptain]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this game sucks!

[1980sManiac]

WTF!!! This game scares the shit out of me. What is with that Scary ass music after John's Mother calls? I am so glad AVGN reviewed this, it saved so many people from ever buying this POS. John are you gay? WTF that was random and so is this SHITTY GAME.

[Superwaluigi64]

02:53

WHERE ON EARTH DID THAT GUY COME FROM?

[Squadillah]

4:51 that freakin dog-goat-mutant butler freaks me out

[Tremuto]

THAT LAST SCENE THAT BITCH OF A MOTHER...

Is the game self-aware of how terrible it really is?

[quentin98765]

my favorite part is that this guy managed to program the entire "game" onto youtube

[darkburstcanon]

Rofl this game is terrible.

[Carnage1235]

Ahh damn it, the censors are on. I wanted to see John's hairy ass.

[FrozenFetusChampion]

That censor face is to fucking creepy man.

[g0sub]

01:27

[cryssibaby]

Yeah, John. Wake up John!

[allav866]

I liked the part where the narrator tells me to "extinguish all smoking materials" cos right now i wish i was smoking weed.

[weofparadigm]

How hard is it to not include a tie in a game called "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties"?

[mimkyodar]

Actually, I was brought here by a recommendation from Save Point - I don't watch AVGN

[dydx09]

"What I wouldn't give to do her plumbing", haha. Great.

[spideymikey6]

i think its his dream

[MrAxemana]

I said getup getup johhhnnn....

what kind of oscar did she win again?

[hrjert1]

my 2nd play through

[Rowed1911]

1:27 WHY WOULD THERE EVER BE A FLOATING HEAD OF A PANDA NEXT TO SOMEONES BED!

[kymetastic]

8:08 to 8:23

okay... okay.. OKAY..what the fuck?!

[ant64423]

i din't know exist windowns movie maker back then!

[Pintopinata]

Why does the censor bar keep flashing?

[HaloSpartanG13]

Also, these credits = someone's hit list.

[HaloSpartanG13]

And why does the audio sound like indians on tech support?

[SolomonBliss]

Who, what, when, where, how.... WHY!?

[purefunguy]

hahaha,I love the dialogue

[ghostbuster20202]

"What's with all the crazy filters?!?!?!"

[Resevil]

Gotta love the gratuitous nudity warning screen, yet they censor the images anyway.

[Jeremyslick]

I would shoot myself if my mom was like that xD

[The0HN0ES]

8:23

Worst record scratch, ever.

[ScarletWitch]

lol this is hilarious. Gotta love AVGN for bringing this to our attention.

[futureworldmonarch]

03:33 I disagree completely

[ADAMTHEKILLJOY]

Im as fucking confused as the cat.

[hrjert1]

i Fucking love this game, port it to to the 360

[hrjert1]

seeing as everything is stock, this may be the cheapest "game" ever made

[AllieRX87]

Stupid mom. Doesn't she know that rushing into marriage is gonna cause problems in the long run?

[Anotora]

Michael Anderson, Paul Bokor, Edward J. Foster, Harry Armis, Martin Golnick, Jeanne Bosone, Triple X, John Crane, Frank Petrelli, the cat, the production crew and the publisher disliked this in shame.

[TheAlexBradley]

aww man why is it censored

[Anarchist86ed]

@TheAlexBradley because it's stupid anyway.

[oddzxc]

@6:27 ....srsy "or those with heart conditions"......what are you? 3?

[pete275]

that is some pretty bad framerate

[EpicnessInABox]

I like how the cat changes houses...

[MistrEgg]

jesus the filters

[soloknight]

Lol wow John is a loser.

[GmodCaboose56]

The only thing good about the intro was the music at the nascar part :P

[lanemorse666]

tumbs up if AVGN brought you here

[HapasFine]

@lanemorse666 I tummed up

[NeverLetGo04]

@ 3:00 Amy looks like a damn man!

[kevinguzzer]

YAY A RANDOM F-ING PANDA!!!

[Guysim1992]

WTF is up with the screaming??!! Its just nudity, not fucking murder!! Why does this exist??!

[4AMsunshine]

04:12 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA

[maikou666]

what sick man makes such game??

[Winrarzzzz]

6:20 lol the screaming

[DeimosSaturn]

was this horse shit intended to be funny?

[sheistyindividual]

there had to be some kind of porno shot inbetween this.

[Darkestbefourdawn]

This is so random! 

[suryakumars]

Panda on a racecar, now thats more like it !!

[adr525]

playing air guitar with a plunger. lmao

[757330]

What a shit load of fuck.

[rustyburger]

"What I wouldn't give to do her plumbing" lmfaooooo oh man.

[GGames2009]

 Why am I watching this lol....?

[ElBarto3131]

So this guy dreams about nascar and pandas??? wtf

[cowsXroxXmyXsox]

4:08 WHAT THE HELL? WHY IS SHE TECHNICOLOR?

[TragicPrinceAlpha]

get up john!!!!. get out of bed john!!!

[lbn8177]

"this is not a game! this is like watching a movie! no! it isn't! a movie is something that moves! this doesn't move! it's a bunch of still images!"

good description of this game by avgn!

[holycow818181]

7:24 - Well, the game's called "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties"... logically, I guess that means he's not a plumber (or at least not a very good one).

[Tubewings]

I'll betcha Jane's dad has more substance abuse problems than Lloyd Bridges' character from "Airplane."

[askmenothing9114]

4:52 look to your right. Wtf is that!!!?

[Viperr101]

@askmenothing9114 Its the person that made this game.

[askmenothing9114]

@Viperr101 that sounds about right. I bet the creator of this game would be an indescribable butler thing holding a trophey on a black picture case.

[pepepito3000]

LOL i actually shit myself when i was watching 1:32

[bigbrown4114493]

"WHY IS IT JUST THE HEAD OF THE PANDA?!" - avgn

[TheWickedSmile]

1:40 LOL

"Holy shit! I had this weird dream where I was stuck in a crappy FMV game! ... Aw, HELL naw!"

[lorddenzelIII]

michael anderson probably killed himself

[devilkirby164]

panda's in racing cars..

yeah great idea perfect

.....THIS IS THE MOST GOD AWFUL GAME EVER I'VE WACTHED ALL THE PARTS ALLREADY

[LiIGrim]

What's with the asian narrators?

[antiTyph0n06]

why did you have to censor kate's sexy ass?

I want to see the shower scene UNcensored.

[OHNONINJA]

That was the loudest, most annoying record scratch I've ever heard in my life.

[SquareKiteGaming]

its like heavy rain, but... you know... not good

[ChablesMan]

I'm so confused... I don't know whether to like or dislike this!

[xenocide8]

This game is the kind of bad game that just forces you to ask the question "what the fuck were they thinking"

[carrotfoot64]

Up, Down, Right, Left, Down, Right, X

Apparently thats the uncensor if you press it at the beginning. When shes talking?

[TheRumpletiltskin]

HAHAHA, "in the last scene, that bitch told her son to have babies..."

[poopskinTheLiar]

Do' keep me in suspense, te' me da hole story!

[CENTRINOaki]

Oh... Michael Anderson, FUCK YOU!

[HordeFTL]

Why the hell does his mom change to a short haired women half way through the conversation!

[TheRumpletiltskin]

@HordeFTL that's the chick that his mom is talking about... Amy

[ComCodex]

This is one of those games you could put together in an afternoon

[holycow818181]

@ComCodex And as we all know, "could" is very different from "should".

[MrSambaboy]

This is SO bad.

[andymate2006]

What is it with the crazy filters. AVGN

[davidjl1234]

13 minutes and 56 seconds until you finally get to the first decision.

[AntinousIsGod1]

John is so hot! :D. I love his body. For a shit game they chose a hot actor. Where can I see his nude shots uncensored?

[JonnytheAwesomeGuy]

pandas

[TheRumpletiltskin]

@JonnytheAwesomeGuy racing pandas!

[VGRetro]

I can't believe that these guys were being serious with these games.

[WyvernGM]

Those faces are probably more disturbing than whatever they're censoring.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

PROBABLY?!?

[Agent1W]

Moms, plz don't do this to your sons, and dads, plz don't do this to your daughters either!

And HOW THE HELL did her dad know the previous scene?

[Deciheximal]

You get on the stick and make some babies for your poor old father!

[pjuster2]

LOL

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

My dad said that to me at my college graduation.

[ArminMeiwes23]

why... why... why the fucking cars at the begginging???

[TheMikeAndSam]

This whole game is a fucking joke.

[twilightwindwaker]

Damn censors. Does anybody know where I can find a video without the censors? I think the Angry Video Game Nerd said there was a code that removes the censors.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

You can find a video without censors on thatguywiththe glasses . c o m, under ' game heroes' and under that, 'adults only'. SUPRISE: the nudity is disappointing too.

[BunkerFox]

Glad t see they found Invert colours in Paint, makes the scenes so much more RAD!!!!

[Skibz778]

The irony is that the actor playing John really IS gay. His only other project was starring/producing/directing a straight-to-video gay softcore-comedy called "Visions of Sugarplums" in 2001. He's even on the cover! Cor-ny.

[jason24568]

His Mom: its you mother, now get your ass out of bed I knew you, John. John? I said get up! (2x), John!

LOL!

[TheLastSliceOfPie]

john if you don't pick up the phone i'll be in your face in 5 minutes... DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Aaaagh! Mommie Dearest! Nooooo!

[ax3ninja]

lol i'm playing plumbers don't wear ties.. ON YOUTUBE!!!

would have been interesting if the censor cheat was on :P

[swinetastic]

Get up Get out of bed John!! Get out of beeeeeed :P

[thegameulost]

So, their idea of a censorship bar is a crossed-out Jew's face?

[Blazerkun]

I'm amazed I'm actually playing this game.

[RuneScapeNetwork3]

I'm guessing that John was dreaming about the F-1 Race Panda Edition.

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

I love how they got Yoko Ono to read some of the things from the DVD menus--I mean...no, yes, that's what I meant, DVD menus.

[thapoint09]

Is that a joke or is that really her? I know how much you love the Beatles.

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

Nah, just a joke. Sounds kind of like her, though.

[leon102]

I wish this was funny... or even animated. None of the pictures make sense.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

I wish this made sense. Even for 2 seconds.

[Flip263]

hahaha me too

[CptFrenchfries]

5:20 WTF TABASCO??! xD

LOVE THAT GAME!

[H4draziel]

@CptFrenchfries

A few tabasco in coktails is nice, you should try it

What a wierd game anyway :o

[RockyBalboa211]

Why? Why would this be made? Why is the cat the best actor in this game/movie...

[tahtdemomahn]

@RockyBalboa211

This is not a game and is MOST CERTAINLY NOT a movie.

[RockyBalboa211]

@tahtdemomahn: This is the slideshow that they play continuously in hell :(

Except in hell, the censors (the only good thing) do not work...

[robdun]

the narator girl when you select your choice sounds like a asian that knows little to know english.

[MasterofPirates]

holy CRAP his mom is ugly. She looks like a fucking zombie

[jassimalaskary]

even if this was full motion video and was made into a movie it would be the worst movie of all time

[kingbooforums]

avgn:WHY IS THERE A PANDA THERE ANYWAY?!?!?!!?

[tehshotman]

Johns mom looks like Jasons mom from Friday the 13th, expect she appears to have smoked way too much in her hey days.

[DonZabu]

"I got her boiling in garlic oil."

"Don't get smart with me."

"No, really. I boiled her alive in garlic oil. Smelled really good, too."

[TOROKILL]

4:52

why the fuck is there a goat in a butler suit giving janes dad liquor?

[Kraftwerk67]

6:16 xD This is scary !

[crazygreeknick]

LOL thx for posting

AVGN FTW

[Y0mAMa5957]

Get outta bed John, get outta bed

XD love AVGN

[bigekid92]

the 1st picture of the mother scared the sh*t outa me 0.o

[SlashFirestorm]

Also...what kind of game has your mother call you up in the morning and ask you "what are you wearing"?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TRYING TO DO?!

[SlashFirestorm]

fried rice

[AzureClarity]

Why bother with the warning when it doesn't even show anything?

[Romuluzz]

2:10

o_O!!!

Holy fuck, that made me laugh so much xDDD

(The pic, not the sentence :P) It´s so bad!

[TheWWECWChairman95]

Can this clip be downloaded to my computer?

i bet only a few people buy this so called game