"It's a stereotype! I'm not a cold-blooded killer. I'm a nice guy! I love my wife, I have two boys I'm very proud of. You just have to make the ends meet. Ya...OHHHH!!!!
Mona sax doesn't sound like Mila Kunis... they changed her voice... i just watched that 70's show... and I couldn't even tell that that's her... stupid voice changing thing...
@goravens89 The movie doesn't count as a movie. The dialogue with Max to himself never even happened, it was just an action movie using this amazing games name. nothing more
Michelle Payne worked part-time for the district attorney. The Project Valhalla files were sent to the DA by the Inner Circle to put pressure on him. Michelle had accidentally seen the files and she was targeted because of it.
You're right, pal. I WOULD be so cool to take part in bullet-time, especially since Max Payne is about to do it to you. Any last words before Max shows you what bullet-time is really all about?
in 5:30 when you get to the elevator i can't not find it :D i was serching for houwers but now when you uploaded i can finely finish the game lol lol lol :D
"I'm not a cold blooded killer, I'm a nice guy, I love my wife KILL THE BASTARD KILL THE BASTARD!!" :)) got to love that part! thanks for uploading the videos always a pleasure to look back at this great game!
00:31 NINJA
Gabriel87100 4 months ago
haha does he realize he only destroyed the desktop?
voltex12345 5 months ago
i love his voice
voltex12345 5 months ago
7:18 he is referring to the internet porn only :)
JimmMyHero 5 months ago in playlist Max Payne Walkthrough
Bullet time, that's what they call it LOL Bullet time!
LivinWorstNightmare 5 months ago
So... Horne did watched Porno.. LOL she must be desperate xD
DoomChopStick 10 months ago
9:20 MW2 noob tube
TheOnlzCOD 1 year ago
does someone know, maybe, where you can find that music? 1:00 :D it's awesome
mikarin18 1 year ago
i hate that part from 3:15... makes me angry :D
TomeeDee86 1 year ago
3:37
Funny as Hell!!!
"It's a stereotype! I'm not a cold-blooded killer. I'm a nice guy! I love my wife, I have two boys I'm very proud of. You just have to make the ends meet. Ya...OHHHH!!!!
Gotta make the ends meet dude!!!!! XD
ShadowKadaj 2 years ago 3
Just like the Punisher, his family dies because they were witnessess
Symphonia30 2 years ago 4
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Harrrystrilic 2 years ago
lol "bullet time..it would be so cool" instead we got time flying so fast we didn't even see it :P
dkjose5000 2 years ago 4
@dkjose5000 It was amusing listening to those bad guys breaking the fourth wall
DevilTriggerSix08 2 years ago 3
max payne's face is messed up and retarded, but not mark wahlberg
cucumber288 2 years ago
Mona sax doesn't sound like Mila Kunis... they changed her voice... i just watched that 70's show... and I couldn't even tell that that's her... stupid voice changing thing...
Harrrystrilic 2 years ago
5:57 - That's what she said. ;)
Great vids!
SaintPatrick33 2 years ago 4
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Fuck you all
DGenerationMC 2 years ago
YEah the movie sucked ass
goravens89 3 years ago 15
@goravens89 The movie doesn't count as a movie. The dialogue with Max to himself never even happened, it was just an action movie using this amazing games name. nothing more
JimmMyHero 5 months ago in playlist Max Payne Walkthrough
bullet time! And then everyone's dead
newyorker122 3 years ago
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castigador000 3 years ago
damn how many bullits will that helicopter shoot out?!?!?!??!?
jacobburneson 3 years ago 8
@jacobburneson It cost $400000 to fire that helicopter... For 12 seconds.
Harogrim 7 months ago
I pick internet porno.
avilslare 3 years ago 4
Pray the hag's a lesbian then?
warangelcloud 3 years ago 5
looks like he won't be seeing his boys anymore.
md2k6 3 years ago
what did his wife exactly did to deserve all this?
blurgal35 3 years ago
I think she was a journalist or something, anyway, she went "to deep with her nose", or so to say. She knew a little bit to much, I guess.
TobAndeland 3 years ago
Michelle Payne worked part-time for the district attorney. The Project Valhalla files were sent to the DA by the Inner Circle to put pressure on him. Michelle had accidentally seen the files and she was targeted because of it.
Ianvo 3 years ago 5
oh i see.. thanks!
blurgal35 3 years ago
put pressure on who
whatthefuck66666 3 years ago
The District Attorney.
Ianvo 3 years ago
nice double kill.
RabidWolverine982 3 years ago 3
9:18 nice! lol owned
MahBoi3579 3 years ago 4
You're right, pal. I WOULD be so cool to take part in bullet-time, especially since Max Payne is about to do it to you. Any last words before Max shows you what bullet-time is really all about?
skinny6003 3 years ago
does anybody know where to rip the music
GamerX7800X 3 years ago
in 5:30 when you get to the elevator i can't not find it :D i was serching for houwers but now when you uploaded i can finely finish the game lol lol lol :D
lisabonus 3 years ago
''When the elevator came down, it was empty.
There was lot of blood, but no body. Something kliked inside of my head for the last time.''
Noogai98 3 years ago
''She was a nice girl. Not a stone-cold killer. Now, she was stone-cold dead.''
Noogai98 3 years ago
whose headquarters is this?
TurcoBarbarossa 3 years ago
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quickkiller55 3 years ago
"I'm not a cold blooded killer, I'm a nice guy, I love my wife KILL THE BASTARD KILL THE BASTARD!!" :)) got to love that part! thanks for uploading the videos always a pleasure to look back at this great game!
spiderxoo7 3 years ago 3
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are u like hacking or something?
1213000 4 years ago
what do you mean hacking, if you mean cheats no i did not use any cheats whatsoever in this playthrough
baruttv 4 years ago 3
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quickkiller55 3 years ago
@1213000 hes just playing on the easiest setting
JimmMyHero 5 months ago in playlist Max Payne Walkthrough
why is it repeating 2 times?
sk8ergirl3784 4 years ago
editing mistake
sorry
baruttv 4 years ago
Either I was blacking out or I definitely saw the same bit twice at the beginning.
RaQnaR0ck 4 years ago
oh damn i must added the same clip twice i feel like an idiot
oh well LOL
baruttv 4 years ago