Jason Manford - Live at the Apollo [Part 1/2]

[sirdutcher]

Hiya Fat Michael Owen. Hehehe. You are funny. Got ur DVD Live @ Apollo

[ply172]

HAHAHAHA!

"At this point, you're tempted to say Calm down, but that makes things worse!" HAHAHA!!

[queenysquee]

I'm from Liverpool and I love the Liverpool jokes! Jason Manford is hilarious!

[hollyrogs]

@elbowbaby1 thank you

[EpicSpaceNinja]

What's the song at the start???

[1995crazychris]

@EpicSpaceNinja it is somebody told me by the killers

[lettucegod]

@EpicSpaceNinja somebody told me

[PaDzMuFc123]

whats this fat michael owen doing? haha

[Th3BestOf]

Let's not argue with scousers.. we don't want to see their "tools" in their socks..

[forcedatom]

106 people are from liverpooooOOOO^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^­^^^OOOOOOOooooool

[keyblade280]

106 people had nasty things shouted at them

[MrManutd2011]

YOUR A KNOBHEAD!!!!

YEA ANO SEE U NEXT WEEK LADS GOD BLESS

YOUR MUMS A KNOBHEAD!!!!!

YEA BUT U SHOULD SEE HER HOUSE SEE U LATER

[Zytherman]

105 people put there fist name in the surname box

[iNafeH]

What are you doing on here in Liverpooo... oooool.

[SegaFortress]

Okay everyone 1Thompsonmusic has spoken stop enjoying the video.

[SegaFortress]

@1Thompsonmusic :3 You're so absorbed in your own opinion it's almost as funny as Jason.

Of which the humour of both are subjective!

~~SUBJECTIVE~~

[naaaomix3]

@1Thompsonmusic he must be really pathetic if everytime he tells a joke without his "comic talent" that 10,000 people laugh, he must be really shit, why did you look Jason Mansford up if you dont like him, thats kinda stupid.

[octoberrust85]

@1Thompsonmusic

"...but he is definitely not a comedian. The 10,000 people are laughing because they are stupid."

Well if you say so. We can't all be training classical pianists churning out the same centuries-old music and describing ourselves in third-person. This isn't the first Live at the Apollo video you've remarked on (Marcus Brigstocke's "amateurish"...?), and insulting others for having different tastes is downright obtuse. Anyhoo, I realise I'm feeding the trolls today. Never mind.

[hollyrogs]

@1Thompsonmusic you again? WE CAN LIKE WHO WE WANT, YOU CAN'T TELL US WHO WE ARE ALOUD TO FIND FUNNY SO FUCK OFF!!

[elbowbaby1]

@hollyrogs allowed*

[richardfromlovenstad]

i freakin love him :D

[MrChad1hh]

He is fucking great! Nice one mate! Proper creased at the liverpoo.......oool part! Legend! (Im a geordie) ;D

[AngieDreamz]

5:23

"Yer moms a knob head"

"yeah, but you should see her house.. cya later!"

("who's the winner")

LMAO

[T800System]

omg this had me in hysterics

[sirdutcher]

Liverpooooo-oooo-ooool

:-)

[DannyRaja1]

"Every Gig I Do There's A Untied Fan Your Always 3 Metres Away From One Of The Basterds!!!!!" CLASSIC!

[reubentong1]

"IVE DONE MEH NAME WRONG, CAN I HAVE ANOTHER ONE?" class..

[UncleBards2]

28 Neville Street! made me rofl

[bloodnut12]

28 neville street?

[Supermarketsweep3266]

We got anybody in from manchester?

Woooop, Yeahhh

Spread around the room incase it kicks off, good thinkin'

:)

[MoonStruckHAM]

think this funny watch please watch My lucozade and me video ..please.......

[berryboy2006]

Fat micheal owen lol.

[flickymcbean]

Just saw Jason last night and he was absolutely hilarious!

[MachinimaGames20]

" Your mums a Nob Head "  " Yeah but you should see her house "

[kinglynx]

"whats this fat michael own doin" LOOOOOOL

[Kitch154]

Your mums a knobhead...yeah but you should see her house...

[kittylogg]

Class xD

[vausie95]

He is just too funny :D love the job interview bit!

[dashtk]

28 Neville strett? LOL

[dyonrichards]

lmfao!

[nicklasovesen]

"I've done my name wrong can I have another one" LMFAS he is hilarious

[TheeFreakiishlyz]

@JOHNCONNELLPEDOGROUP Lmao, nice comeback.

[endlessnteer]

that ws class

[MikefromMadrid]

brit pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheNarutofan12345]

"28 NEVEL STREET YOU THINK BASTARD WHATS GOING ON!!!!"

XD loved it

[youcanthankmelater]

@MrSpeedfightRichy i know i cant wait! he is so funny

[CURL3YFR135]

Looking at some of these comments.

There must be some Scousers on here. Get a sense of humour you muppets.

Jason Manford is a fricking Beast!

[TheScarfaceNinja]

well done fat michael owen, well done.

[imyerdadson]

Manford! WANKER!! ask his wife!!

[oo0GameOver0oo]

is it wrong to fancy the pants off this man

[youcanthankmelater]

im watching him live on feb 4th! i cant wait.

[myskandikandi]

PRIVATE JAMMY!! The voice is perfect!! I can imagine him now, with the bandaged eye, arm in a sling, and crutch yelling "I'm the jammiest soldier in the ranks!! 724 wounds and I'm still standing!"

[IrishRosexx]

Aww I love him!! X

[naughtybutnicebass]

i hope footballers have watched this

[r41s1n]

saw him 2day

[Rodwin1980]

Laughed my fuckin arse off!! Great stuff!!

[1nterwebs]

The neville neville joke at the end is hilarious... for some reason i can't stop watching that joke at least once a day.

[somelikeitcool35]

damn i hate it when someone quotes exactly what the comedian just said and gets loads of thumbs up. yeah we all heard what he said

[laurenlovesTW]

aww he cracks me up,

i'm a manc and proud :') xx

[sirdutcher]

Jason, ur great mate.

Come to Holland's comedy café in A'dam please. Cheers

[aspirezakura]

It's so fucking funny when people repeat the jokes in the comments and it gets rated up. Naaaht!

[fashionxandxmakeupXx]

@1996alexrose I think you'll find London is in fact a great city

[1996alexrose]

@fashionxandxmakeupXx I kno i was jk

[willbaboon]

@fashionxandxmakeupXx really isn't

[fashionxandxmakeupXx]

@willbaboon do you live in london?

[1996alexrose]

Leave all the Manchester vs Liverpool whole thing out of question, both great cities (London is the shithole)

[Wantgamegetmilkful]

@1996alexrose yeah alrite dumbass

[1996alexrose]

@Wantgamegetmilkful yeah, fuck off

[Szabmeister]

he obviously is a city fan!! manure fans all live in london or in asia. go to manchester and youll see that there are no manure fans...

[KingstO77]

Jason Manford should be knighted :D

[RomacerForever]

London is better then Liverpool and Manchester.

[grimbomufc09]

@RomacerForever yeah but londons full of soft southern twats

[MegaRupertBear]

@grimbomufc09 what are the differences then between northerners and southerners then that would support your suggestion

[grimbomufc09]

@MegaRupertBear for one theres more gay people down south, theres more gay places down south, theres more soft places down south and northerners are more masculine and the accents sound more masculine.

[MegaRupertBear]

@grimbomufc09 lol thats very funny, I thought you were being serious. I dont know of any 'gay' places near where I live, but dont go around looking and the accent thing is just silly, you could just as well say southern accents make people sound intelligent and nothern accents make people sound thick, it's all crap with the accents, means nothing.

[grimbomufc09]

@MegaRupertBear theres plenty of places down south that are gay essex for example is full of gayboys and brighton for example and just sayin northern accents sound more tough and rugged compared to southern accents.

[anonymousollie]

i cant breath its sooooo funny especially the fans keep shouting nasty things at us bit <3

[GSheppo92]

Liverpool is better than manchester, better clubs, better music, better buildings and nicer people.

Manchesters best band is oasis and its a well known fact that they are basically a beatles tribute band.

[laurenlovesTW]

@GSheppo92

Liverpool's better than Manchester ( dont think so mate ) !!!

[Szabmeister]

@GSheppo92 doesn't change the fact that the liverpool accent is disgusting.

[OhTheAverageOne]

101 people are from liverpool

[jamiefrank11]

@heza4 get a life freak

[jakeyyvampiree]

THE FANS KEEP SHOUTING NASTY THINGS AT US! :'(

[xGot2PullThroughx]

Manchester is amazing :')

[tenseman08]

his babestation joke...how ironic..oh how very  ironic

[10botello]

I`ve done mi name wrong!

[SadGothEmoKid]

101 people were victims of his jokes in this vid :L

[Ryhorno]

The Fans keep shouting nasty things at us :( lol

[MegaanLeaah]

Hahaha! genius;D 'the fans keep shouting nasty things at us:L' you gotta love Jason Manford.!! <3

[AssCakeBUcketWipe]

"We got anybody in from Manchester?"

-People cheer-

"Look at that. Spread around the room in case it kicks off. Good thinking."

Classic :`D

[MonsterSceneGirls]

I love Manchester <3 Mancunian and proud. :)

[atticusboyx]

lol fat micheal owen XD

[secretceleb001]

Manc and proud lad!!

[StripesndSuch]

I LOVE MANCUNIANS!

[sayedb6]

@xXDarKnight77Xx thanks

[RaSoOl222]

28 neville street you thick bastard whats goin on here!!! LMFAO HAHAHAHA

[ImTheHaloGod]

LOL put ya mouse over 2:50 and keep clicking every 1 second hahahaha

[spear92bluebird]

i know what he did wasn't the best of things, and i would bet my life he does. everyone makes mistakes and its how you pick yourself up. he is still my fav comic and i can't wait to see him in cardiff next november

[StripesndSuch]

@spear92bluebird ey what did he do? :)

[sayedb6]

whats the name of the song or tune at the start of the video?

[xXDarKnight77Xx]

@sayedb6 somebody told me by the killers

[andrewnaylor08]

2:03-3:16

[theworldGodonlyknows]

great stuff on the football players, they really take the piss anyway i want tosee the one about his wife, where can i see that one?

[Soufeastsoldier]

Went to see hiim on his tour last night the apollo, he was hilarious. Go watch it if you can!!!!!!!!

[oneworldfamily]

Excellent comedian! Hopefully this extreme over-reaction from people who feel they need more sensationalism in their lives will die down soon.

[Crosswizz]

Peado

[Joeod100]

@Crosswizz

how the fuck is he a peadophile?

[xx8ballxx]

i think the 101 ppl who disliked this are man utd (scum) fans !!

[kingjoe0941life]

OMFGIHMWIROTFLMAO

[tasteofcoda]

seen him live he's brilliant

[ThumbsUpIfUAgree]

Wanker

[OfficialChrisBurke]

Hilarious!! I hope he does more stand up shows, his television life is ruined due to his bad publicity from skype calls to pornstars.

[jc123456789ify]

"He's good lookin'.. like his lads" hahahha!! Genius!

[TheMileyJustinB]

'Your a knobhead'

'Yeah i know, see you next week lads'

'Your mums a knobhead'

'Yeah you should see her house!' :L

[roryrobinson]

@TheMileyJustinB Your challenge for the day: learn the difference between your and you're. It'll be most rewarding for you.

[TheMileyJustinB]

@roryrobinson Pathetic.

[roryrobinson]

@TheMileyJustinB Go fuck yourself.

[questcecestlepoint]

@roryrobinson ah finally someone as neurotic as myself :D

[wonderdogger]

Dark UK sketch comedy with a hint of mint. This is our first video and we'd love to know what you think. If you like it please rate, comment, subscribe!

[mrsjonas4eternity]

danny miller is goin 2 c him on friday... omg how i adore danny miller :D xox

[floppydick96]

LOL :') crying with laughteer!

[fluffy6596]

@CoNa1PiCkLeS whats that lol ???

[Wertislaw]

he is pervers

[AndrewUK1987]

I think Jason Manford is really cute.

[hin2011]

no way have 98 people disliked this

[oseanain]

@hin2011 They're not really people

[animecookiegirl]

nice quality!!! thanks :)

[windynichya]

@animecookiegirl: they were probably scousers lol. I'm from Liverpool but I an laugh at myself, others are touchy and cannot

[ROFLboomer]

@CoNa1PiCkLeS Its on about fuckin cake at the very start XD

[ytrogergt]

Folk laugh just for the sake of it. They laugh because they feel obliged to laugh. They feel that it is expected of them to lagh. So they laugh! And there's little to laugh about.

[conorsprout0987]

nevile nevile...lmao

[snowfox95]

"what are you doin over here in liverpoooooooooooooooo........­.....................ooooooooo­l" hahaa awesome :P

[isablancoramirez]

@snowfox95 now whenever i say liverpool i say it like that. lol

[snowfox95]

@isablancoramirez next away game Blackpool have against Liverpool i'm gonna do it probley get stabbed tho XD

[isablancoramirez]

@snowfox95 naw u wont and it will be proper funny

[isablancoramirez]

@ besides those scousers are all talk

[lovethewanted1]

@snowfox95 "listen officer, i asked you for directions, you are bang out of order mate :)" lool

[l337z0r]

Saw him last night in Plymouth. Was hilarious.

[HARDCOREADDICT100]

97 people have no sense of humor

[DarkLordSmurf]

British comedians are just too funny!! :D

[NioushaXD]

I had to google IRA to find out who they were.

hey, is liverpool like the uk's alabama?

[RafaelDeLaGhetto1]

@NioushaXD the stereotype of liverpool is that they dont like to work and survive by stealing and and claiming welfare benefits so if thats anything like alabama then yes.

[baldybarton10]

im off to see jason manford in march :)

[Robsongreen4eva]

Love jasion manford, going to see him next month at mcr apollo for my 21st soooo excited :D xx

[laydown247]

XXXXXXXX cutpricesextoys.co.uk XXXXXXXXXXXX

[DaScouser2K10]

Your a nob'ed ,

"Yeah ano , see ya next week lads god bless"

Your mums a nob'ed

"Yer, but you should see her 'ouse, see ya leter"

hahahahaha :') quality you cant beat tha :P :)

[tombland10]

did you enjoy the bomb hahaha

[ukurbanfarmer]

i can watch this comedian for days

[CoffeeBeatsTea]

liverpoooooooo...

ooooooool

[LakeThomasOfficial]

@CoffeeBeatsTea are going down!

[gingy0vitus]

Did ya enjoy the bomb? HAHAHA

[JediFun]

Great still at 4:36 lol.

[LucyWilliams91]

95 people were laughing so hard their finger accidently slipped and clicked dislike

[gingaguy5656]

OMG hes so much fatter than e is now



[hestheman929]

"Sometimes this shit writes itself. I'll be honest with you."

"I've done me name wrong, can I have another one."

[SaukaKumagae]

I saw Ben Bailey perform a few weeks ago and he totally stole the job interview bit. it was exactly the smae, but with his own name. But the punchline with the street was exact. I'm disappointed now

[13thfloor18]

@SaukaKumagae Yh but ive heard this guy repeat Jack Dee jokes and who knows where he got them from. What do most people do when they get told a good joke?

I know what you are saying though,

[00lukep]

whats michael owen doin hahah

[Kushrynada]

I wish more British comedian would get on a plane and fly to Stockholm :D

[kingjoe0941life]

@Kushrynada well they cant soooo.... sad face for YOU :(

[RockNRollNerd2]

@Conrade90 Then you are incredibley uneducated.

[aspirezakura]

@CoNa1PiCkLeS HAHAHA you're right! I was in creases after 30 seconds with transcribe audio.

[Vickersaye]

He is amazing :) <3

[mistahbtheoryz]

Clean comedy... That's the hardest comedy to perform and be funny.

Top bombin

[kamelion7]

"Your mums a knobhead"

"Yeah I know but you should see her house!"

Blinding