Whose Line Is It Anyway--"Weight Hoedown"

[SingingPrincess247]

I don't mind being overweight, it's really not that bad.

I think being skinny is just a stupid fad.

Most guys I know say that my curves are a treat,

Bones are for the dogs, real men want the meat.

[Yellow4494]

Honestly Ryan's verse is my favorite hoedown of Whose Line.

[hubmac14]

Wayne vs Drew FTW!!!

[llulu190]

OMG what episode is this from?!?!?! I need to know!!!

[12321kaitlynn]

why did they bleep out mother?

[thezacknsethshow]

@12321kaitlynn to help hide the fact drew said fucking...its still failed lol

[Maestrojosh87]

@RyanMauger LOO-KING JUST LIKE DREWWWWWWWWWW!!!

[phoenix1977]

people always made a lot of fun of my weight.

and it had a lot to do with the things i ate.

but there is just 1 thing that i find very funny.

who needs a great body when you have a lot of money.

[wliiaily123]

Colin looks kinda hawt in a sweater.

<3

[Tobias2789]

wonder if Wayne's mother is among the 14 that dislike this video

[TheKingsp8d]

why did it bleep mother???

[grytoria]

lol wayne was bad

[kidcharisma]

people question me on why i can't gain weight,

some say i disappear when i stand up straight.

i suppose i may be lean for my body's length,

but its fine, i have deceptive strength

[Dustin2010james]

"I burn all my calories fucking wayne's mother"

[bigb59100]

@Dustin2010james Banging waynes mother

[TheJbhater45]

its ad that my left ear phone dont work...

[BKAllmighty]

Wow! The bottom left-hand corner of the screen at the beggining predicted my future!

[powerrangermaster96]

BOY LET ME TELL YA HOW I LOST MA WIGHT I'D JOG A LAP AROUND MA BLOCK IT MADE ME FEEL SO GREAT WHAT WAS MY SECRET TO ALL THAT LOSS OF WIGHT LETS JUST SAY MY NAME A'NT DREW CARRY

[leedonaldt]

i love how everyone is doing there own hoedowns ><

[multifacets1]

I'm four feet and ten inches tall, and I weigh one-fifty.

That's not cool, and it's certainly not nifty.

So I'm gonna buckle under and try losing bit by bit,

And I'm gonna do it by playing my WiiFit!

Playing my WiiFiiiiiit!

[EMPope97]

1:05-1:06 wayne just got burned

[jopdap1]

fucking waynes what?

[sasuke141]

@jopdap1 i think its mother XD

[Terrafissa]

I don't really have to worry 'bout losing some weight-

I burn food like a jet engine, and I think that that's just great!

I just watched eight hoedowns, or maybe it was ten-

Wayne and Drew just wasted theirs dissing their friends again!

[manitot]

was this the same episode as let's make a date where ryan wasn't able to lick colin's head coz he kept resisting so much? :) coz if it were, now i know that ryan was able to in the end!!

[kingofspringdtorch]

@manitot yes it wa the same... i just saw it today

[manitot]

@kingofspringdtorch thx for the confirmation. yay!

[Linsay61]

Drew was so quick which such an amazing shutdown -3

[MajorYT]

I have never ever been so fat, unlike someone there

he is so fat that his clothes always tear,

the fact that his clothes always tears is so scary,

yes I'm talking about the naked Drew Carey.

[jakamneziak]

althoguh I am an englishman i weigh myself in pounds

a low level figure prevents me from getting round

at 6'4" i can get away with being very slim

i look like a fattening snack known as a slim jim!

[doglover217]

oh geez...i think i just half died when he licked colins head... i <3 ryan. (:

[tmfh3636]

i once weighed in at 300 pounds

i weighed so much that i couldnt get around

then i woke up from a dream that was so scary

i had a dream that i was drew carey

[jmilla321]

@tmfh3636 change the last "dream" to "nightmare" makes the syllabols work out better :)

[Mayokitty7]

Isn't ironic that Drew actually lost weight?

[xXDHud13Xx]

Boy I am fat, and I don't know what to do,

I can't help it that I love greasy food.

I am depressed, but there's one thing that makes me merry,

At least I'm not quite as fat as Drew Carrey.

[102ledzepfan]

I BURNED ALL MA CALORIES FUCKING WAYNES MOTHER BURRN. go drew!

[NiNjABUg22]

OMG Drew best comeback ever!!!

[FabioFresh]

did Drew say mother or brother?

[2t9j0bowler300]

@FabioFresh he said "banging Wayne's mother"

[8HMX]

Preaching to God, i.e praying for weight loss...

[OrionKnights]

Awesome comeback to Wayne....but what's funny is if you look at Drew today (skinny) he looks so fucked up.

[0WarXHawk0]

I feel fantastic because my weight is down,

And I strut my stuff all around my town.

I'm a skinny burglar and here's my latest heist:

I robbed 30 Jews while fucking Jesus Christ!

[ben1q2w]

@0WarXHawk0 wow you cock sucker it was all good until the jesus thing hope you burn in hell

[0WarXHawk0]

@ben1q2w

Thank you for taking the time to read my comment, and more importantly responding which promotes my comment.

Hell does not exist, if it did I would be more than willing to "burn" as there would be strippers, prostitutes, and overall good looking women to enjoy myself with.

Who doesn't like hot sex?

[InsaneStingFan]

@ben1q2w Ditto

[doaftheloaf]

@ben1q2w another shining example of that christian love.

[pedinoway2]

the bleeped MOTHER

[SubbyP]

Why did they bleep out "mother?"

[MovieguruThe]

@SubbyP

I honestly think that they try to remove other words that hint out what the guys are taunting about.

[poblo234]

some of these people

they really suck at singing

the next person who posts a song

i want to suck my dingling

[punkinandbatso]

@poblo234 Sorry to respond to this, but I really do pity it,

You only posted half a verse. Nice job, idiot!

[poblo234]

@punkinandbatso i was making a point not a song a moron could figure that out what does that make you?

[punkinandbatso]

@poblo234 A person who likes to finish what other people start.

[poblo234]

@punkinandbatso you too? come here, hug it out . . .

[XSVDarkArmy]

Drew is really quick witted against Wayne.

Scary wife hoedown

Playboy photographer

and this one of course.

[roverdude2010]

Drew and Ryan owned his hoedown

[Shenorai]

Ah, poor Colin.

[angelisoncrack]

LMAO Drew Carey, you are now immortalized in my mind for that AWESOME "Yo Momma" Hoedown right there. Now, if only you could host the Price Is Right half as great as you rhyme...

[WayToSaveTheWorld]

Ryan <3

[KeNdRawR1]

i love ryan and colin :D

[N8DT7777777]

12 people have had their head licked too many times.

[ImperialHyper]

why was mother censored

[imthetube44]

@ImperialHyper too much of a visual i guess

[spidergreen12]

Wayne gets owned!!!

[jaysds123]

Drew totaly kicked waynes ass even though it was sensored :(

[JELB7]

this is the only one ive seen where drew was actually funny

[missnicole62]

There's always some sort of banter between Wayne and Drew in this game! xD

[elphielover247]

12 people are hideously obese..............I LOVE THIS VIDEO>

[boricua4real787]

0:45 Wayne knew Drew was about to get him back bad. Lol!!!

[spongetrick8]

drew always attack below the belt. he should only be at the desk

[zfish9]

@spongetrick8 Better than having Kathy out there doing hoedowns.

[jhelmsorig]

dayum Drew got him

[jackassbingo90]

11 people are gay

[bhesp22]

damn drew came back

[Idunnaz]

wearing headphones, this video only comes out the right side! O_o

[gingerfc16]

@Idunnaz i know, how strange!

[ReyColons619]

@Idunnaz You're right

[rktguy]

man wayne got PWNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shadowdreamer4]

What was going on in Ryan's mind to make him lick Colins head????

lol Go Drew!

[8HMX]

People in the street ask me how I keep so slim,

What I usually tell them, is that I sing my hymns.

But the real secret to stop me from getting really round,

Is to watch my fave 'Whose Line', and to do my own hoedown!

[johnloves1098]

@8HMX nice dude

[meepenator3]

@8HMX Where does hymns fit into that?

[sabalonix]

@8HMX thats awsome i use to do that and i got money for it

[Master100Mind]

@8HMX Dude that was amazing howd u come up with that?

[girlygator404]

wayne got burned!!!

[frasierfreak92]

I am overweight and it puts me in a mood,

I have a love affair with fatty food,

I try to lose it, oh, brother,

I just think of your naked mother...

[wafflessmellgood]

made this one up on the spot

I AM OVER WEIGHT, NO IT ISNT GREAT

I ALWAYS GET MADE FUN OF BY PEOPLE THAT I HATE

THEY LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH, THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO LAUGH

IF I GET MADE FUN OF AGAIN ILL SQUISH EM WITH MY ASS

[girlygator404]

@wafflessmellgood OMG that is halarious

[wafflessmellgood]

@girlygator404 thanks, i try :)

[wafflessmellgood]

@baseballfreak989 take it easy man people are allowed to make jokes if you dont like em dont read em, for all you know some people might wanna post a hoedown but if they cant think of one on the spot they dont

[banana952]

I don't think it's funny that I am obese

To get through doorways I need the help of grease

In order to burn fat I needed motivation

So I dropped my pants in a police station

[MrUcername]

any one notice drew has a thing for waynes mom? thumbs Up

[Buddy4life01]

Lol i peed myself when drew said fuck waynes mother, and ryan licking collins head, best hoedown ever! :D

[MoviesMan8]

why did they censor out mother???

[jacinda2310]

I love how after Ryan licks Colin's head he just looks at him and laughs(:

[Vincentdeep]

Excellent comeback by Drew! All in good fun!

[buddypal19]

YES DREW KICKED WAYNE ASS AT THIS ONE :P GOOD ONE <3

[RLINGftw]

lol, uh did ryan get hair in his mouth? haha :)

[poblo234]

WTF why's mother bleeped?

[MultiRedding]

becuz once they say a bleep once and it continues into who they did it to they have to bleep out who its being said to... sum stupid ABC rule

[Vincentdeep]

@poblo234 because mothers are coveted and off limits. MOTHERS DESERVE RESPECT. If you talk about my mother to my face I'm gonna kick your ass 4 sure. At least thats the old school way. Maybe now you accept it! I dunno.

[PopSoulRockBlues]

Once there was a show, called Whose Line's it Anyway.

I thought it was awesome, and I watched it every day.

One day it was cancelled, and now my life sucks:

ABC has failed me and I'm stuck with watching FOX.

[littlelosito]

@PopSoulRockBlues dude everyday at midnight to 1 on ABC family its on. you'll thank me

[PopSoulRockBlues]

@littlelosito I live in England, but I've found a channel that shows it :D

[MultiRedding]

@littlelosito no its 11:00-11:30 and 11:30-12:00

[KatonNeko]

Hey cheer up buddy, don't look so unhappy,

So ABC cancelled Whose Line, big deal that channels crappy,

But look at you now! Not watching Fox like a boob,

Let's all thank the Lord for giving us YOUTUBE!!!!

[Machiniman20]

@KatonNeko

Indeed I think that you're right, Youtube is real great.

It's not like anybody, for this show, has any hate!

But if they did, it would really be quite scary,

there'd be a big recurrence of nude pictures of Drew Carey. (oh god...) -pukes-. XD

[KatonNeko]

@Machiniman20 x3

[JustinBlottin]

@PopSoulRockBlues

WHOSE LINE IS BACK ON THE AIR!!!!!!!!!

11:00 pm CST, on ABC Family Channel!

[Steudl4]

@PopSoulRockBlues

stuck watching fooooooooooox :P

[harry1toung]

holy crAP it is a man or a woman i think

[13brandijae]

what did drew say i listened 2 times and still cant tell

[witchypoo71]

@13brandijae "banging Wayne's mother"

[Darkman9000]

One of the few times Drew really topped everyone in a hoedown (which usually goes to Ryan or Colin for their ability to derail the entire bit :P)

[princess202352]

aha there are very few calories in licking collins head (: loove these guys so much they are my cup of tea <3

[usteeler81]

wow i just wikied whose line and i never knew it originated in the Uk. I knew they had a version, but i didnt realize it started on the radio then went to tv in 1988 in the UK, then it moved to the Us in 98. Didnt know that

[ojycdf]

"there's very few calories in licking Colin's head"

[jrock0993]

drew just keeps up with that motion like 2 minutes after hes done LoL

[Zatanna119]

11 dislikes? Those people ain't got no humor!

[jakamneziak]

colin could not follow up drew on that one, drew just killed that one. AWESOME!

[MehProductions2000]

i live in england so you would expect me to watch British shows but i watch the re-runs of this show on channel five us! its awesome! why does america get all the good shows...? whos line is it anyway, family guy...e.t.c

[justmerozzie]

I love these!

DREW OWNED WAYNE AND RYAN IS GREAT

[tellyurfriends]

whyd they bleep mother?

[IntrapersonalKent]

@tellyurfriends Haha, because taking out the subject of the phrase, elliminates the vulgarity ;-). Censors tend to focus on what highlights the most innapropriate part of the content.

[musicchick153]

when drew said his line i spat my drink out lol

[IntrapersonalKent]

Writing a rhyme is one thing, dancing around and making one up spontaneously is another. Its an enormous challenge when the pressure is on you like that.

[japahknees]

@IntrapersonalKent i heard they do more than one take so ya

plus they always seem to use words that rhyme easily

i think wayne has the hardest part going first

[IntrapersonalKent]

@japahknees definitely. They did do several takes, depending on whether or not someone messed up. If the content was appropriate and the hoedowns flowed smoothly, a straight-through shooting was not uncommon. Going first must be especially hard I agree. What do you think of drew carrey anyway? I mean as a comedian in general.

[EmoAliKat]

lmao Ryan is awesome

[lucyrickyalex]

I try to write hoedowns as good as you,

But all of my hoedowns stop at line two!

[awkward silence]

[fbgreenbean]

Is it just me noticing but TV shows use to get away with so much more back when this show was on the air. How many others can talk about fucking someones mother

[jawsboris72]

@fbgreenbean This show was hugely censored though. In fact this one got away with barely anything.

Try the UK Whose Line for no censoring. That was true improv, filmed straight off the cuff and no starting again for censoring blips or bad games.

Don't know about America, but in Australia where I am the censoring is actually getting worse, the are letting through some quite stupid stuff. On a 6PM ad the other night I heard the words arse, circumsize and whore. Stupidity.

[AJ121official]

@jawsboris72 In the USA you can say "circumsize" & "whore", but I can't remember if you can say "ass" or "arse". And if you put a warning at the beginning of the program, you can say or show whatever you like..It's weird.

[jawsboris72]

@AJ121official That is a bit strange. Australia is very desensitised to swearing these days, it seems to be a social norm that everyone swears as much as possible. It's when the sexual or crude element that comes in that annoys me. There are so many shows, in particular Australian ones, that have no censoring whatsoever and it's more of an act before you think thing. They include discriminatory comments they know they are going to get in trouble for, yet they include them anyway.

[rklover13]

People write these hoedowns

They do it all the time

Why does it matter

If they do not rhyme?

People go on about it

Like it is a sin

If you hate them so much

Why don't you just ignore them?

[KrumpetNylon]

Drew says spanking... not banging or f**king.. He even does the motion.

[hicoue]

i love this show y did they cancle it =(

[123Dudettes]

I went on a diet program coz im really fat,

i can never eat sat becoz the chair goes snap,

but if i ever want to look fat and scary,

maybe i should swap diets with none other: drew carey

[gordo39432]

mono sound fail

[Jannette92]

@gordo39432 same here :/ -.-'' so annoying :P

[musicsonggal101]

I am trying to lose weight because i dont feel good

I have not eaten like I should

As you can see it is real scary

But at least im not as fat as Drew Carey

[BananaSauce453]

People watch their weight, so they can stay thin!

if they gain some pounds, its like a sin!

Humans get fat, just like girls and men!

Even those ugly, white, fat, Americans! XD

[AngryDeli]

I am trying to lose some weight so I can wear my pants

Even the band skips every time I try to dance

I'm feeling hopeless but I do the best I can

Cus I don't want to look like Khloe Kardashian!

[23xPafikkkxxx]

when i try to loose weight i don't do very well

and because of this i am fat as hell

people stear at me and i become very weary

but there is one thing you should know, i can't beat drew carey

[abigail1918]

my gosh wayne got burned. lol i dont think any of them are over weightr they just have an average person's body.and i think drew carey is cute lol im serious

[KillaSINvincible]

BEST. COMEBACK. EVER.

[dannyboy666999]

why they beep mother!?

[shannonbriggs100]

LMAO

[rideplus]

Wayne got burned bad .lol :)

[downtopavement]

i stepped on the scale one day, but to my surprise

i must of added a few pounds from telling lies

that must be the reason that i gained that weight

'cause people know you don't get pounds from eating choco- late.

[ashlee65432]

Drew and Ryan win

[Sabotage106]

wow yeah, that's the first time drew has made me laugh ever.

[seankid1390]

wow... drew just totally destroyed wayne, best come back ever

[enegammeneck]

good one drew!!!

[USSYODA1992]

Ryan. Win.

[Crimedog3333]

When I was in high school I was really fit.

I was good in sports and with the girls I was a hit.

But now I have a hard time fitting through the door.

And when I take a shower my butt cheeks touch the floor.

.

[girlygator404]

@Crimedog3333 love it

[girlygator404]

@Crimedog3333 it should be hit not thouch the floor

[rolleson]

Drew's was brilliant.

[SimuLord]

I dated a girl, she used to be a porker

'Til she got an eating disorder

She loved my cooking, she'd eat it like a pup

And say it tasted just as good when she threw it up

[waaatwat]

Why was mother censored?

[fatlawso42]

@waaatwat The censor is all about context. Typically, if its about sex or crude like that, they censor it. Its hard to understand when and why they censor some things. Like one time they will censor "ass" then the next time they wont. Its all about context.

[rrrsegmentat7]

I need to lose weight i need to lose it fast

every day in gym by all the kids i get passed

I know that one day i will look really good

i think i should maybe start running through the hood

[ninjajesus81]

Wow, that licking colon's head part was so random.

[trainboy911]

it was an inside joke on the episode.

[Potts132]

@ninjajesus81 If u watch the whole episode it makes sence