Who is this meant to be marketed at? Jockeys are all creepy undersized midgets, who the hell would want to play as one. And horse-racing is one of the dullest things in the world.
0:20 - 0:35 - Positioning yourself correctly greatly reduces the energy and pressure required to drop a deuce.
1:03 - 1:28 - Smiling all the time, shaking your head while you randomly speak other words gives the illusion that you are having the best time in the world.
As you can clearly observe in the above documentary, the male and female patients exhibit classic textbook cases of class A Cermatomiphisade, also known as "Casualitis", one of the viral rapidly spreading diseases currently causing the demise of hardcore games and true innovation.
We can all agree on the notion that if we don't defend ourselves with a nice gaming PC system, our platform will start to crumble before our very own eyes.
the future of gaming is here
glargnph 3 months ago
15-18 :hap:
MrLarry520 4 months ago
Bien ta tête ? :rire:
Eklisias 4 months ago
完全に馬が強いだけじゃねーか
1217RS 4 months ago
OMG so much happiness at 1:20
Darto92 5 months ago
Alright, so who's gonna be the one to make a clip from this an Epic GIF?
CakeAssGerry 5 months ago
пиздееец
Granudin 5 months ago
HUUUUUUR DUUUUUR IMA RIDING A HOEEERZZZZ !!!
TheEpongeMan 6 months ago
Keep pressing 5
DizzyIzMad 6 months ago 6
i can see aspects of gallop racer still in it.. that makes me happy but i wish it was still just gallop racer lol
supercaraged 6 months ago
Oh shit, an Asian chick just joined. Hmm, maybe this'll help me attract some.
Psypherion 6 months ago
He could barely contain his laugh, hahaha.
Psypherion 6 months ago
this is why abortions were invented so we dont get mindas like him, dam u activists u let this 1 get thru and now we all suffer
mattymatt2323 6 months ago
I'd buy this just to watch people play to see how stupid they look.
CopyingNinjaKakashi 6 months ago
Are you fcuking kidding me?
Evelan3094 6 months ago 2
Shit they could have paid me to look this dumb, do it in a heartbeat.
Lik2PumpIt 6 months ago
its sooooo bad, yet so good. hmmm
Kezbro69 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TheLastCamba 6 months ago
0:56 is when shit gets motherfucking REAL
s0beit 6 months ago 17
@s0beit Im sorry but shit gets motherfucking real at 1:31
Repanocho 6 months ago
hahahahahaha O my god =)
ultimomanu 6 months ago
what's even more disturbing is the dude has boobs bigger than the asian woman :/
LNNSeries 6 months ago 6
Slap harder! I am not amused!
zaxele 6 months ago
i want this game! this sooooo awesome!
Dreamkeeper762 6 months ago
i like the part where hes smiling while pretending to ride an imaginary horse.
minigin3 6 months ago 4
and after the race i supose you go to the stables and shovel the horse dung... Shovel with PS MOVE!!! you can do it too!!!
andrewmegaritan 6 months ago
Game of the Year.
Sprinterdrift 6 months ago 2
if he celabrates like that on this game,imagine what he would do on black ops lol btw press space 8 space and 8 repedilly
x1KILERGUYx 6 months ago
NOW MY DREAMS OF BEING A JOCKEY CAN BE REALIZED.
Iemanonymous1 6 months ago 3
Wow awesome! lol
CorteX11PL 6 months ago
1:44 "Yeah: I OWNED YOU!"
GOTY.
koso1982 6 months ago 5
wtf is this a thin guy with huge man boobs playing a shitty game which makes him look like hes doing some kind of twisted erotic dance
MrHorse16 6 months ago
THIS GAME IS OFF THE FUCKING CHAIN
Mutough 6 months ago
he has manboobs!
funeralforacousin 6 months ago
I wana be that guy : (
PeturMag 6 months ago
1:47 midget giving a handjob
nwillard 6 months ago
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nwillard 6 months ago
Aren't the balls supposed to glow?
makingupnumbers 6 months ago
GREAT JOB JEREMY!
kickingtotalass 6 months ago
new rickroll.
hotmail0123 6 months ago 3
Will it include the 'clearing up horse shit' mini game?
ItsDavidCharlton 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
XBOX 360 i kinect Kurwa
ciacin18 6 months ago
After a rly shame gameplay, the dude thinks there is a microphone and fails again.
srsly kill urself >:|
HastaLaVista6666 6 months ago
Do you like playing with dildos? xD
ayosgi1983 6 months ago
damn, i spit out my coke on my keyboard xD
Starlion676 6 months ago
Wouldn't have looked as silly if the guy wasn't bouncing his knees and making dorky faces pretending to be into it. Game looks kinda neat though.
TheKogunEnjou 6 months ago
Can you unlock ponies?
Winterfang 6 months ago 13
The Horse is Lovely
BirdseyeSky 6 months ago
LOL
deiOppah 6 months ago
WTF?!
TheShepard2011 6 months ago
Second conteroller is the Girl
mirek2377 6 months ago
GAME OF THE YEAR
andrefilipp3 6 months ago 5
it will sell like millions on xbox 360. 80% on 360. next year it will be exclusive on 360.
jojo1ukuk 6 months ago
if anyone buys this then you obviously have no friends
wotevayo 6 months ago
the japanese women is hot.
jojo1ukuk 6 months ago
Oh my frikkin gosh.... the pure agony of watching this...
The thing is, imagine the cheatcode list
1. unleash the FURY
2. BONANZA theme song
3. Mr. ED, oh, shut yer trap
and my personal favorite and the only way that this stoopid crap can actually make a dime:
4. UNICORNS, ride them like a boss!
quentinharlech 6 months ago
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quentinharlech 6 months ago
It's like I'm really...
Is the guy trying not to laugh at his own stupidity?
BSMaker 6 months ago
false and homosexual?
toThe9thPower 6 months ago
1:20: OMFG DID YOU SEE HOW I JUMPED
JominatorXS 6 months ago
Oh that's so KOEI.
R1kuTakao 6 months ago
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R1kuTakao 6 months ago
1:20 - "You're gonna love this game!"
Somehow I doubt I'll be playing it...
PenneyBack 6 months ago
hahahaha, how can you dislike that hilarious video :DD
rnoka 6 months ago
that does not look like compelling gameplay.
>_>
PaulJeremyNunes 6 months ago
Who is this meant to be marketed at? Jockeys are all creepy undersized midgets, who the hell would want to play as one. And horse-racing is one of the dullest things in the world.
Strand0410 6 months ago
1:43 " Yeah! FUCK YOU!"
koso1982 6 months ago
wow, ok, only in japan.
Nathgamer 6 months ago
Double dildo power
PuuberZ 6 months ago
please stop saturating the market with casual stuff like this, this is not how movement based games should be
JonoScarbridge 6 months ago
Keynote highlights from the video: #FAIL
0:20 - 0:35 - Positioning yourself correctly greatly reduces the energy and pressure required to drop a deuce.
1:03 - 1:28 - Smiling all the time, shaking your head while you randomly speak other words gives the illusion that you are having the best time in the world.
1:33 - Mother of God...
TheMrFunGuy 6 months ago
Ladies and Gentlemen,
As you can clearly observe in the above documentary, the male and female patients exhibit classic textbook cases of class A Cermatomiphisade, also known as "Casualitis", one of the viral rapidly spreading diseases currently causing the demise of hardcore games and true innovation.
We can all agree on the notion that if we don't defend ourselves with a nice gaming PC system, our platform will start to crumble before our very own eyes.
Concerned Gamer.
TheMrFunGuy 6 months ago 2
i want to hurt that man...
PhilipTheaker2009 6 months ago
LMAO
joneunderground 6 months ago
how-to-give-a-handjob.avi
NuclearChauffeur 6 months ago
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NuclearChauffeur 6 months ago
5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5, = win!
crazybeaverz 6 months ago
The Fuck!? Lmao ridiculous...
27Dolohov 6 months ago
This is so bad that it's...well, bad.
RussellThePumpkin 6 months ago
i think his boobs are bigger than the girls
drewskeOne 6 months ago
Fucking hell...
zYxMa 6 months ago
don't worry, you don't look at all stupid
sasfcps 6 months ago 68
Up and down, back and forth, fas-ter, fas-ter.
You win an internet if you know where it's from.
anotherguttersnipe 6 months ago
@anotherguttersnipe :) My favorite scene from all of those movies. Loved it.
davandfir1 6 months ago
the future of gaming!
BerryJoy 6 months ago
Only someone mentally challenged (like a user from NeoGAF) could play something like this.
OFact0r 6 months ago
Looks like one hell of a rave
dbrouwer1079 6 months ago 63
He looks constipated.
SolarEXtract 6 months ago
GOTY !!!
melvinthedeathless 6 months ago
its just one of those wii party type games really.. play it one drunken night and place it away in your dust collecting pile forever after. :s
joetri10 6 months ago
"OMG I LOVE Samba de Amigo!"
"Umm, were playing G1 here!!" 0_0
"Really? Looking at you I can't tell!" >__<
fenris91 6 months ago
can we just use the joypad - please just the joypad - not this move shit
gk111127 6 months ago