new lamps made of out old lamps persion dall house nd tee pee dree removal stack a lips fat balls t-3000 lick guards hug removary all nature arffishal favared
1. hotdog gravy 2.sidewalk killer 3. boobies for guys 4.penis remover 5. old lady 6. a over heated peice of strawberry 7.stupid guys making a really fake list trying to do a prank(i think i know this answer ) 8. a retarded policeman 9. portable fast food retuaraunt 10.a cat dead 11.potable poop container 12. teenie weenie poop 13.dumb@ss talking about boobs for men and lying about a shopping list being real and pranking random stores for random stuff
You should ask for: A Fisher Price knocking shop A fanny magnet Some hope love truncheon bowler hat with sleeves John Merrick shaving kit Nipple gripple Cheese whims Liver spots Heavy bulbs Moth milk Collie wobbles Solid water
questionable sauce, powdered butter, My First Condom set, rainbow hair dye, Adolf Hitler autobiography, parmesan juice, munchkin socks, do-it-yourself amputation kit, my wife, extra large earrings, that Youtube thing
questionable sauce powdered butter My First Condom set rainbow hair dye Adolf Hitler autobiography parmesan juice munchkin socks do-it-yourself amputation kit my wife extra large earrings that Youtube thing
Rightio, I can see that me and the empty-headed fools replying to me are taking up just about the entire comment space, so I'm going to leave now.
I think I've made my point, the only people who defend annoying little children are either annoying little children, or pussies who won't put their foot down when necessary.
I wouldn't bother replying any further to my comments, because all it will achieve is making me chuckle at your sad attempt at a response.
I'm sorry, but I can't be insulted by someone moronic enough to leave the space out in 'shut up'.
There is no such word as 'shutup', so I can't perform that action, thanks.
And actually, when I was ten, I wasn't on the internet.
I was a normal ten-year-old, playing with friends outside, etc.
The internet isn't a place for kids, because quite frankly, I don't think the mature people should have to put up with their incessant garbage, and just plain ignorance.
@94sFinest why are u on the internet? the internet is for all ages and I agree somethings may be harmful for kids, but you are doing that right now. why aren't kids allowed to go on the internet? and by your username (correct me if I'm wrong) I see that you are 17. so you have no right at all.
@Cassacify Actually, I'm eighteen (legally an adult), so it's well inside my jurisdiction to call people kids.
Pretty much just destroyed your entire argument with one sentence, but I'll continue.
Children shouldn't be on the internet, because their brains are still in major development, they don't understand the underlying concepts of the world around them, and can't be trusted with anything other than a medial task.
They also use very poor grammar, and go around mouthing off on the internet.
@94sFinest ok, so its harmful for the world if kids go on youtube? and you just stereotyped all kids by saying they ALL use very poor grammar, and they ALL go mouthing off. and by using bad grammar, what the hell does /b/ mean?
@Cassacify You can't deny that just about everyone under 14-15 acts like an absolute moron on the internet.
Maybe there are some who don't, but I'm yet to see more than one of them.
You don't know what /b/ is?
You must be new here.
I'm not sure if you accused me of using bad grammar in that sentence, (due to its lack of correct punctuation), (lol), but if you were, I can assure you that I'm always right.
scented sneakers, glass slippers, three-fingered gloves, strawberry scented sheets, pet negligees, beef flavored knife set, Barack Obama pillow cases and sham then after they're standing there, look alarmed and skim the area in panic and ask if they smell broken glass too?
Teeny Weenie Mussolini..... Awesome. Sadly, it is also too true... Poor Mussolini only conquered Ethiopia (which had no more than Africans on horse back), had one of the smallest armies, the saddest morale and just outright lied/was lazy to do anything involving "conquer." Hell, by 1943, 90% of Italy's best medium tanks were obsolete, bolted, under armored, no radio holding, deathtraps....
Hickory somked cotton swabs, a Mike Tyson, Wiskey A-go-go, Jumbo-mini skillets, Dickson Cox treasurehunt playset for kids, vegetarian pork bacon, a staircase, That phone with the numbers on it, Extra Leany Genie Weanie, Pete Burns make-up kit, Rollie-pollie-ollie-o's, Garlic soda, Non-citric orange juice, Grandfather leashes, backyard army base kit...(i can keep going)
punk bins,petrol bush seeds,a short curcuit,she-male grooming kit,a tool squeezer,bovine anal beads,large bag of flaff, christmas tree deoderant,six pack of yungcum (japanese beer),book of stereotypical pirates by r.jim ladd,directions to the store safe,is there bathroom facilites for transgendered germans?babysmell roll on,polish rash cream,winners never quit by adolf hitler,gack.
lol wtf"leather contact lenses"...and that lady didnt even used her sense to realize the name of the lens....'leather contact lenses'.....as KPM828 says am laughing at the shoppers write now not the funny items...lol ROFLMAFAO.
my list would be : used soap, sweet salt, salty sugar, breast milk in tetra pack, a bottle of diarhoea, snake in soy sauce, whale penis,liquid ice-cream, a can of tooth paste, human nails wrapped in serrano ham, pepperoni flavored car tire, cat lungs, troll sweat,eye chewer.
Booty Expander pants, Pepper spray paint, hand held eye lotion, diet water, chuck norris can of whoop ass, private area warmers, 1000w battery operated chest massager, ring worm diet program DVD, automatic cell phones, hummis flavored orange juice, 4 wheel drive bicycles, 110% milk, where is the nearest male only dance club
T-3000. Arnold. We need you.
098Uberness 9 hours ago
new lamps made of out old lamps persion dall house nd tee pee dree removal stack a lips fat balls t-3000 lick guards hug removary all nature arffishal favared
humzas2010 4 days ago
@humzas2010 does your computer not have a spell check?
Vaziel 18 hours ago
@Vaziel is does its just been acting up for a while lol it didn't it is was noticeable
humzas2010 12 hours ago
"A double-dee training bra, for a little girl, but a big little girl" LOLOL
morzloks 4 days ago
Spray on meat loaf, refrigerator style bacon, bacon style refrigerator
jokamund 6 days ago
Enchilada extract, microwaveable cat litter
jokamund 6 days ago
Some suggestions:
Transparent Underwear
JollyMineCraftPals 6 days ago
otheres are random things i need help remover
snookimanfre 1 week ago
i do i have 50 of them in different comments
1. hotdog gravy 2.sidewalk killer 3. boobies for guys 4.penis remover 5. old lady 6. a over heated peice of strawberry 7.stupid guys making a really fake list trying to do a prank(i think i know this answer ) 8. a retarded policeman 9. portable fast food retuaraunt 10.a cat dead 11.potable poop container 12. teenie weenie poop 13.dumb@ss talking about boobs for men and lying about a shopping list being real and pranking random stores for random stuff
snookimanfre 1 week ago
Ask for Fat-Free Lard
iTurtleMix 1 week ago
can u get kicked out for doing this? cuz i wanna try it!!! :o
Dena1561 2 weeks ago
@Dena1561 Ya!! If you get caught doing this in a store the police will take you to jail, and you will owe a fine of $69.
MartyMcFly858 2 weeks ago
Ask for raisin juice, low fat sea monkeys, cordless vinegar, racist sockpuppets, and the diet dog water. There's endless possibilities.
ninjajesus81 2 weeks ago
oldskoolmacboy 2 weeks ago
Gluten-free douche.
tarantulady 2 weeks ago
The only thing that made me laugh was the intro reading lol
agentaquarius11 3 weeks ago
I almost peed when I read some of the funny things you wanted them to do! Haha! I Luv this!
4evaCasey 3 weeks ago
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questionable sauce, powdered butter, My First Condom set, rainbow hair dye, Adolf Hitler autobiography, parmesan juice, munchkin socks, do-it-yourself amputation kit, my wife, extra large earrings, that Youtube thing
this one is easier to see
thisbemynickname 3 weeks ago
thisbemynickname 3 weeks ago
tenny weeny condoms
salemdoom 3 weeks ago
there are walmarts with 2 stories how do you get your shopping cart up and downthe stairs
jjakaoj 3 weeks ago
sorry 2:29
xxzombieslayer7xx 3 weeks ago
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sorry 2:29
xxzombieslayer7xx 3 weeks ago
sorry 2:29
xxzombieslayer7xx 3 weeks ago
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xxzombieslayer7xx 3 weeks ago
the kid from 2:31 seconds is my next door neighbor
xxzombieslayer7xx 3 weeks ago
Rightio, I can see that me and the empty-headed fools replying to me are taking up just about the entire comment space, so I'm going to leave now.
I think I've made my point, the only people who defend annoying little children are either annoying little children, or pussies who won't put their foot down when necessary.
I wouldn't bother replying any further to my comments, because all it will achieve is making me chuckle at your sad attempt at a response.
See you later.
94sFinest 3 weeks ago
Maybe Baby, American Dad much?
rrtt1 3 weeks ago
these poor people haha
christzak 3 weeks ago
@94sfinest
You have no right to harass a ten year old... I doubt you weren't on the Internet when you where ten so just shutup
sunnyhine42 4 weeks ago
@sunnyhine42 No.
I'm sorry, but I can't be insulted by someone moronic enough to leave the space out in 'shut up'.
There is no such word as 'shutup', so I can't perform that action, thanks.
And actually, when I was ten, I wasn't on the internet.
I was a normal ten-year-old, playing with friends outside, etc.
The internet isn't a place for kids, because quite frankly, I don't think the mature people should have to put up with their incessant garbage, and just plain ignorance.
94sFinest 3 weeks ago
ill ask for windsheild wipers to put on my submarine
Soccer15243 4 weeks ago
this is hilarious! do more please!!
Aakos94 4 weeks ago
Seriously? I'm about to fall the freak apart from laughing so hard at these vids!!! I peed myself!
minstrikrob 4 weeks ago
Dude i cried at "FAT BALLS"
DrSideShot 1 month ago 2
This was on my 10th birthday yay
pink4evero1 1 month ago
@pink4evero1 You're ten?
Why on Earth are you on the internet, let alone YouTube?
Tell you what, continue browsing the internet, but DO NOT..
I repeat, DO NOT go on /b/
94sFinest 4 weeks ago
@94sFinest why are u on the internet? the internet is for all ages and I agree somethings may be harmful for kids, but you are doing that right now. why aren't kids allowed to go on the internet? and by your username (correct me if I'm wrong) I see that you are 17. so you have no right at all.
Cassacify 3 weeks ago
@Cassacify Actually, I'm eighteen (legally an adult), so it's well inside my jurisdiction to call people kids.
Pretty much just destroyed your entire argument with one sentence, but I'll continue.
Children shouldn't be on the internet, because their brains are still in major development, they don't understand the underlying concepts of the world around them, and can't be trusted with anything other than a medial task.
They also use very poor grammar, and go around mouthing off on the internet.
94sFinest 3 weeks ago
@94sFinest ok, so its harmful for the world if kids go on youtube? and you just stereotyped all kids by saying they ALL use very poor grammar, and they ALL go mouthing off. and by using bad grammar, what the hell does /b/ mean?
Cassacify 3 weeks ago
@Cassacify You can't deny that just about everyone under 14-15 acts like an absolute moron on the internet.
Maybe there are some who don't, but I'm yet to see more than one of them.
You don't know what /b/ is?
You must be new here.
I'm not sure if you accused me of using bad grammar in that sentence, (due to its lack of correct punctuation), (lol), but if you were, I can assure you that I'm always right.
It's just how things are.
94sFinest 3 weeks ago
@Cassacify Don't waste your time. Don't feed the trolls! Ignore the morons. They don't want to learn :)
EmteeThotsRinny 3 weeks ago
all natural artificial flavoring was genius
GunzGot5 1 month ago
Greg:do you have chuck norris?
employee:sorry you can't find him but he finds you so you better run!
calibratestudios 1 month ago
@calibratestudios that was stupid
nic95 1 month ago
fat balls ahahahahahahahhh
MsLinziKirsch 1 month ago
Ask for some "Toucan Stubs"
tj4727 1 month ago
Ask for "Ass Cream"
theresidentone 1 month ago 2
HAHAHA "now that's a personal issue"
dream24680 1 month ago
WTB leather contacts
BIGBEASTYBURGER 1 month ago
her head is way to big for her body lol 1:25
CodHelper1234 1 month ago
all natural artificial flavoring ahahahha
dobbysdeathwassad 1 month ago
leather contact lenses! haha
dobbysdeathwassad 1 month ago
These are hilarious!
JacobSinner 1 month ago
silent harmonica, or "non-stick butter"
GxRATE 1 month ago
Beginning....wtf?
MissZebra3953 1 month ago
MyNameIsSteveYesitis 1 month ago 45
@MyNameIsSteveYesitis I have glow in the dark sunglasses...they are cool for clubbin hahah
XLodyevX 3 weeks ago
hottie at 2:28
sportydude16 1 month ago
"teepee, any kind but the apatche style" LMFAO
TUBESTEAKNIG 1 month ago
i wonder if the lists had pictures on them lmao
rockandrollfan93 1 month ago
scented sneakers, glass slippers, three-fingered gloves, strawberry scented sheets, pet negligees, beef flavored knife set, Barack Obama pillow cases and sham then after they're standing there, look alarmed and skim the area in panic and ask if they smell broken glass too?
mamatude33 1 month ago
fucking crzy :))))
florin94sv 1 month ago
Fat Balls lol
SuperiorGamerNathan 1 month ago
look it up online hahah
mazurkaawic 1 month ago
T-3000 is the sequel from T-2000... clever
WTF1035 1 month ago 8
"lick guards . . . it should be in hardware" hahahahahahaha
katpineda1 1 month ago
The one guy reminds me of josh gates from destination truth
MrHeavymetal69 1 month ago
Chocolate flavoured banana comb-over
videorecuts 1 month ago
Hahaha lmfaoxD double d training bra
jaayylovee123 1 month ago
T-3000 = terminator lol
Juarez1243 1 month ago
T-3000 aha
alfrizzle8 1 month ago
T-3000 is a Dremil!
SmokezFx 1 month ago
"Maybe-babies. It's from the show Murray, maybe not your baby." Classic
Made me laugh for throughout the rest of the video. -Liked
MastaAyoub 1 month ago
ask for headlight fluid
carbine781 1 month ago
@carbine781 is that from achievment hunter?
Cowellz 1 month ago
@Cowellz yup ;)
carbine781 1 month ago
LOL, Fat Balls
MexicanCrackHeads 1 month ago
thumbs up if your awesome
JAZZITUPIFICATION 1 month ago
Leather Contact Lenses rofl
KyleKJune 2 months ago 3
Low tar cigarettes for kids.
JohnQRandom 2 months ago
keep it simple.....yet creative......in example.....Electric nail clipper/Talking pants/Fake Id's/blow-up alarm clock
BelieverOrDisciple 2 months ago
Should have said "Low- Fat Water"
jaehood109 2 months ago
LOL MAYBE BABIES
Dragonfyre11 2 months ago
You should ask for:
An ironing board for elves,
Nut free nuts (because youre alregic to nuts),
a whack a baby hammer,
a bed that hangs from the ceiling,
a average size ladybird as a pet,
an aeroplane ticket to see the penguins in the north pole and
edible condoms
hahaaa:L
JennaBrazilNut 2 months ago 72
Organ remover
A hairless fish
Square basketball
Microsoft wii
Motionless fan
Battery powered carrot
Steven hawkins workout video
Tobasco cerial
Im all out...
akahace138 2 months ago
@akahace138 Baahahaha, Microsoft Wii xD
Galaxyass1 2 months ago
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H3llHoundd 2 months ago
Do you have a lit bong for dogs?
NSFWB 2 months ago
A new lamp made out of old lamp = recycled lamp, hahha.
JudyWonn 2 months ago
@mediocrefilms2 "ripped condom repair kit"
virginiatechfanx 2 months ago
A drawing to hang on a refrigerator
laundryman713 2 months ago
This is so funny!!xDD
zoeytito9999 2 months ago
an organ grinder monkey hat & glove set? Is it for a child? Lololol how does she think that's for a child or even a real thing? lolol
GlorGlor909 2 months ago
Maury maybe babies LOL.
thesecondround0 2 months ago
Scented socks, hahaha.
TheSweetjonny 2 months ago
HUG REMOVER LOOOOL
andrikyuzva 2 months ago
Use "Fat Hog Remover"
Fergasun 2 months ago
@SuperEdful LOL
TessaRocks1000 2 months ago
I have every one of theese.
LittleKitty170 2 months ago
Transparent Fudge Rocks and SuperWhite.
holt2k 2 months ago
Anyone else see the matching Dad and Son at 1:16?
hereshestands 2 months ago
jenna marbles voice 0:03
SuperEdful 2 months ago
All natural Aftifical...I think thats an Oxymoron
ishimorikuma 2 months ago
fat balls=sexy and i know it
nickcrush7 2 months ago
ryan:cranberry socks?
worker:cranberry colored socks?
ryan:like sented socks
nickcrush7 2 months ago
fat balls? worker:umm....
nickcrush7 2 months ago
Teeny Weenie Mussolini..... Awesome. Sadly, it is also too true... Poor Mussolini only conquered Ethiopia (which had no more than Africans on horse back), had one of the smallest armies, the saddest morale and just outright lied/was lazy to do anything involving "conquer." Hell, by 1943, 90% of Italy's best medium tanks were obsolete, bolted, under armored, no radio holding, deathtraps....
Tyco200 2 months ago
Organic brake fluid doesn't sound like that bad of an idea lol
0SukMunky0 2 months ago
please never ever stop making these.
kelseyelizabeth97 2 months ago
who is the chick in the PINK shirt
SwampDonkey345 2 months ago 2
Funny stuff
ducks1089 2 months ago
OMFG!!!!! T-3000 thats a terminator!!!!!!!!! LMFAO
Undeadpizzaboy 2 months ago
Double d training bras / I almost pissed myself haha
Bkyazi 2 months ago
funnier than the original
TheAlbinoskunk 2 months ago
that purple shirt at 2:08 sees the camera
NavalCrab 2 months ago
do "condoms for babies"
TheWilliamMaster 2 months ago
all natural artificial flavoring....hilarious!!!
aewilliams711 2 months ago
kid remover that is called abortion or kid preventor condoms
ruthrox100 2 months ago
teeny weenie mussilini is a small italian dictator sooooooooooooo yeah this was funny
ruthrox100 2 months ago
omg please do "Sodomize-Me Elmo."
youhurtmehbrain 2 months ago 33
Leather contact lenses lmfao! I died of laughter :p
KpopKimbap 2 months ago
T-3000 = best. joke. ever.
FlasKamel 2 months ago 2
@MrSkaterdudeguy
It's YOUR shitty phone... get a new one or shut the fuck up.
Polt0 2 months ago
Ughhh it takes a loooooong time to load on mobile devices it's not a movie!!!!!dosnt have to be high quality !!
MrSkaterdudeguy 2 months ago
love the warning... :)
newangela2 2 months ago
What's with all the removers?
LordoftheMojave 2 months ago
U should ask for Chuck Norris codoms
guywhowatches1 2 months ago
"All natural artificial flavoring," genius!
ProfessorsChannel 2 months ago
Happy Pants hahahaha now that's a personal issue ahhahahah
crivescoots 2 months ago
all natural artificial flavoring #LOL
MRARROYOonutube 2 months ago
@CesarManiaX yeah I know, I was wondering the same thing. ???
PumawombatDOG 2 months ago
the tee-pee one killed me
Dattebayo9000 2 months ago
i love how no matter how weird the item is they just pretend to have it!
SSACandice 2 months ago
what kind of wal-mart is that because I've noticed that they talk about upstairs and downstairs and there being a hardware section.
CesarManiaX 2 months ago
daddys milk, mommys jelly, left-legged flip flapper, leftbrained hat, natural dildo
mrcallofdutyman1 2 months ago
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Hickory somked cotton swabs, a Mike Tyson, Wiskey A-go-go, Jumbo-mini skillets, Dickson Cox treasurehunt playset for kids, vegetarian pork bacon, a staircase, That phone with the numbers on it, Extra Leany Genie Weanie, Pete Burns make-up kit, Rollie-pollie-ollie-o's, Garlic soda, Non-citric orange juice, Grandfather leashes, backyard army base kit...(i can keep going)
KablaamTV 2 months ago
teenie weenie mussolini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAAHA ohh dear lord too much
L4love00 2 months ago
Haha the person in the beginning sounds like Jena marbles
redraider5001 2 months ago 46
"hows it natural if it's artificial? ... "look it up online" hahahahaha
chanrider 2 months ago 6
Do a "do-it-yourself-monkey hair groomer
rellek719 2 months ago 43
subscribed
IAmTheVincentChen 2 months ago
punk bins,petrol bush seeds,a short curcuit,she-male grooming kit,a tool squeezer,bovine anal beads,large bag of flaff, christmas tree deoderant,six pack of yungcum (japanese beer),book of stereotypical pirates by r.jim ladd,directions to the store safe,is there bathroom facilites for transgendered germans?babysmell roll on,polish rash cream,winners never quit by adolf hitler,gack.
aviwelshbloke 2 months ago 2
Can you ask if they have a Yarmulke Shredder or a a Mambo Suit? Thanks!
RickLaxVideos 2 months ago
One of the funniest things I've seen in awhile.
compmaster88 2 months ago
Remote- control Dreadlocks?
VeronTheWalrus 2 months ago
a waving machine hahaha
Gratefu1Dead420 2 months ago
"A new lamp made of old lamps" Made me laugh so hard I swear I woke my father up in the next room
BloodBlackRosee 2 months ago
"...that and the monkey"
Oh good lord :L
himynameisben95 2 months ago
I really like these prank videos. I hope you do more of them. They are a big hit at work. Great job!
ddofat 2 months ago
u guys want some "FAT BALLS"lolzzzzzzzzzzz...funny the store didn't have it and they have almost evvrything
JEREX101 2 months ago
lol wtf"leather contact lenses"...and that lady didnt even used her sense to realize the name of the lens....'leather contact lenses'.....as KPM828 says am laughing at the shoppers write now not the funny items...lol ROFLMAFAO.
JEREX101 2 months ago
ask ig the native american girl for a teepee, & asking a latina for bananna flavored avocados...LMFAO
cr33pSLMC 2 months ago
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my list would be : used soap, sweet salt, salty sugar, breast milk in tetra pack, a bottle of diarhoea, snake in soy sauce, whale penis,liquid ice-cream, a can of tooth paste, human nails wrapped in serrano ham, pepperoni flavored car tire, cat lungs, troll sweat,eye chewer.
Domentonkli 2 months ago
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Booty Expander pants, Pepper spray paint, hand held eye lotion, diet water, chuck norris can of whoop ass, private area warmers, 1000w battery operated chest massager, ring worm diet program DVD, automatic cell phones, hummis flavored orange juice, 4 wheel drive bicycles, 110% milk, where is the nearest male only dance club
ROBBY639 2 months ago
my favorite part: the first 3 seconds (lmao)
-//-:"avatar on VHS":-//-
rlucianb23 2 months ago
extra large toilets
bobchz6 2 months ago
its hilarious! in england you usually get someone saying 'no we don't sell it here', but apparently they sell everything there!
wob41 2 months ago
Fancyboy lip gloss, prison dollhouse, and the mormon disco ball had me dying!!! The rest were ok I guess
MARVlNSOTO 2 months ago
"Maybe Babies. From Maury's show." haha how'd he think of that on the spot?
easylazy 2 months ago
Haha, this is funny! I really shouldn't be watching this at 1:13AM when my mom is asleep in the other room lol. Trying so hard not to laugh out loud!
MyLifeisMusic90 2 months ago
Dress remover=alcohol.
CrazyBeThyName 2 months ago 72
@CrazyBeThyName This deserves to be a top comment! xD
miketh2005 2 months ago
I wonder if this works in Japan..
Joymax 2 months ago
LOL this remind me when i was prison
raulduranduran 2 months ago
Hahaha, yup this is like when I worked at Walmart. Hear one word that sounds familiar.. send customer there.
MattBInYYC 2 months ago
hah look at the women at 2:26
lawnmower5223 2 months ago
a shingle stretcher, stripper pole polish, meat helmets,nuclear bomb home kit, rogain for hairless cats,
guardemt 2 months ago
this stuff is soooo funny i hella love it
MrRoofyo 2 months ago
i would put "a baking faces do it yourself kit."
singinlover1 2 months ago
the intro is the best
bradleyfsx 2 months ago
OMG! xD Fuck that's so great! :'D Ahahah!!!!
Malteboy777 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA A new lamp made out of old lamps
SuperDrummz 2 months ago