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  • my first time in riverwood, "Oh, hey, a chicken.." *slash!* "Uh..oh..."

  • @TobyGames Seriously!?

  • Lmao!!

  • i did the exact same thing! i didnt learn my lesson in zelda and the whole town chased me until i died

  • ''CAN I PAY YOU? PLEA-- OH MY GAWD!''

  • 0:28 Haha! I love vaginas!

  • I put up one hell of a fight to live after I killed that chicken...Then ran away. I ran forever and then died cuz a wolf stopped me then the people caught up....

  • did u see where i uh wowowowowowowow

  • Sigh...another misleading title... "Pulls up pants"

  • I killed the chicken even though I knew they would hunt me down and kill me, and I did it several times over :P

  • I've only met one person who hasn't killed that chicken the first time they play Skyrim.

  • It would be much funnier if the was attacked by redguards.

  • i thought the title meant something else :/

  • I did this. The village was too weak for mah orc. I smacked them with an axe and murdered dem all

  • 53 people killed the chicken

  • This video's title raised hopes in me that were never fulfilled.

  • Toby got killed not by the guy with the giant hammer but the woman with the kitchen knife lol

  • I don't kill chickens.

    I kill deer. VENISON STEEEEEEEEW!!!

  • lesson learned:dont kill a chicken

  • i did this first time i play skyrim then had to make a new character because i forgot to save

  • You killed the wrong chicken..

  • shh shh shh

  • And thus, the villagers of Riverwood killed the Dragonborn before he realized his destiny. As dragons descended all across Skyrim, led by Alduin, the villagers wondered if it was really worth it just to avenge a chicken...

  • @Worldwearygamer you see i would've laughed but this was really not funny... and 10 likes? wtf are they liking it was rubbish

  • @RichBichJon Hey, if you didn't like it, that's fine. You don't have to like it. I don't even like it that much; I only typed it in because I was bored.

  • Lol that's sooooo funny omg I lmfao- ed so hard when he died by that lady

  • Give me your BREAST GIRL!!!!!!!!!

  • I did this and was all like "IT'S JUST A CHICKEN! LET IT GO!"

  • 0:27 "I love vagina!"

  • Same thing happened to kpopp

  • One doesn't just play minecraft in skyrim 0:08-0:13

  • Don't kill the sacred chicken!

  • The title is spelt wrong!!!!!

  • HAHA thats exactly why u DONT KILL THE CHICKEN

  • It's PETA

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  • 0:28

    Subtitles: I love a challenge!

    What I heard: I love vagina!

  • @ZENUDIE ME TOO!

  • What episode was this off?

  • am i the only one who didnt kill the chicken?

  • @jayhuggy I didn't kill it, but its hilarious that everyone tries to murder you over a chicken.

  • @jayhuggy I killed the dog because I thought it was a wolf :P

  • @jayhuggy yes

  • @jayhuggy i didnt either but its cuase i saw what happened if i did before i bought the game. now im lvl 85 and im out to kill ALL CHICKENS. cuase i beat the game and im bored.

  • @jayhuggy Yep

  • @jayhuggy lol i did when i first got the game... *sigh* don't you just love your first death?

  • @jayhuggy

    Yes

  • @jayhuggy No

  • Skyrim rule #5326 if you see a chicken brutally murdered you must bring a gang and avenge the chicken

  • The first time I walked into Riverwood I killed the same lady that killed Toby! Vengeance! Ecxept I didnt know I was avenging him at the time...

  • Okay i did the exact same thing first time i walked into riverwood.. lol

  • i thought it said forbidden beast

  • Was it just me that misinterpreted the title and the thumbnail?

  • I think everyone may have killed that chicken that faced Alvors hammer lol.

  • OMG LOL I just bought skyrim yesterday and the same thing happened to me in the same village xD

  • Rule 1. NEVER kill the chicken

  • HA

  • Soooooooooooooooooo funny!! Lol

  • ah crap. ^-^

  • I made the same mistake.

  • killed that chicken used a cheat to lower bounty :F

  • This is exactly what I did the first time I played skyrim

  • @TheAwesomeKittyCat yeah me too. Only i killed everyone, then had to reload a save

  • @TheAwesomeKittyCat

    i pickpocket the girl and then the whole town chased me

  • Are you for real every playthrough of skyrim that I have seen they always kill the chicken is the chicken special or something

  • In the background, their saying, he'll kill us all! Yeah chicken. Whatever

  • Oh yeah, they did the same to me after I shoot one of their kids or something, so sensitive

  • Thumbs up if this happened to you...

  • in norwegian Alvor means serius

  • what is this game

  • So I'm not the only one who killed that god damn chicken.

  • @Willerex

    He didn't know how to (maybe)

    Proper accents aren't funny

    Your a noob

  • I saw the chicken, and was bringing up memories of MW where u can kill chickens so I hit it, and got chased down by 20 people -_-

  • Who are you calling the dumbass

  • Dumbass

  • oh chicken chaser, isnt that nice

  • This happened to me, and I didn't even realize that I hit a chicken at the time, and so I was so confused when all the townspeople were trying to kill me T-T

  • Toby...

    Y U NO SPRINT?!

    Y U NO ATLEAST TRY TO TALK WITH A PROPER ACCENT?!

    Y U NO SUBSCRIBE TO ME?!

  • @Willerex Y U NO SHUT UP?

  • XD

  • This has happened to me so many times!!!

  • Lo

  • As soon as Toby pointed to the chicken I was like 'Oh No!!!! Not the chicken...Toby, you have no idea...'

  • @downyourtube lots of people seen that

  • That was the team's pet

  • Kill the emperor, no one cares.

    Kill a chicken, get ran out of town.

  • I did that too xD

  • All that over a chicken?!

  • I did the same exact thing when I started playing

  • Looks in skyrim manual (don't kill the chicken) looks up ohhhhh starts singing theme and runs arounds :)

  • Hey chicken! Lemme tell ya sumthin! Awwwwww!

  • That happened to me too

  • The exact thing happened to me -_-

  • I saved,then murdered the chicken, just for lawls.

  • This does not deserve over 180,000 views, jesus christ

  • @unknownandunnamed WEll it obviously does, its just you haven't got a sense of humour

  • Trolled :(

  • i killed everyone in riverwood starting with that chicken

  • Exact same thing happened to me :p

  • The name of my girlfriend's boobs :(

  • Everyone does that I think

  • I used sparks to kill a chicken once, but maybe it was because it was collateral damage with a dragon i was attacking that prevented a bounty from being added. Oh, well riverwood now has a dead dragon in front of the inn.

  • Never kill a chicken. I killed that exact same one and everyone flipped a shit!

  • check out Sir Jarlsberg Teach Thee how to Curtsy! The medieval rapper

  • I once killed a chicken right in front of a few people and no bounty was added and nobody attacked me

    Guess I was lucky

  • 0:28... I love vagina

  • @idiotswag "i love a challenge" goddangit now that you said that i'll never hear it properly again

  • 0;28 i LOVE vagina

    i guess the chickens name was vagina

  • i was playing skyrim after playing fable 2. heres the problem. in fable 2, if you kick a chick, it flies off and the people think its hilarious, their liking of you increases. i forgot that it is different in skyrim...

  • When I first got the game that did the same to me...... and I didnt even kill their chicken :(

  • They killed you for raping that chicken for it's breast.

  • eh

  • 33 people are penis'

  • i killed a chicken and they had no problem... maybe because i was 100 feet away and sniped that bitch.

  • Nice as always, can you guys check out my videos too please ?

  • Moral of the story: Don't mess with Ralof's cock.

  • they tried to kill me too. for just walking into their house, tried to reason but havin none of it, Hod got an axe to the face. aahhhh my first murder. =D

  • Alvor: I love Vagina.

  • @fan977 at 0:29 He wont be getting any in my game...a dragon killed his wife.

  • One shot, Bitch!

  • Dat bich did the same to me when i killed her cock

  • I did that once. Wasn't with a chicken breast though. :c Ended up the same way.

  • I did that once, and there's no village after that ....... only ''the'' dead lingers there

  • Like if u also killed the chicken before watching this video

  • @RayWillamJohns0n you spelt William wrong retard.

  • That's why the chicken didn't cross the road.

  • I think that chicken is a trap I swear like everyone does that

  • I DID THAT EXACT SAME THING!!!

  • and thats why you never kill the chickens

  • He's obviously never played any Zelda games.

  • I did the same thing....AND THE CHICKEN SANK INTO THE GROUND!!!!

  • It sounded like Alvor said "ha i love vagina"

  • Haha, the same thing happened to Syndicate, he killed the chicken and the towns people started attacking him, lol

  • why the hell does the dude say i love vagina? 

  • "Give me your breast gurl"

    Without the video, that sounds really, really messed up

  • I did this today too

  • This game and legend of Zelda r so closely related, never kill chickens

  • @123allenb so basically the difference is that in Skyrim the chickenz have their own personal murder-guards but in Zelda the chickenz ARE their own murder-guards. You lady/sir have opened my eyes.

  • (/"__")/ y u no feed me

  • I killed avlor and Sven is that bad?

  • Some fun facts about Skyrim! Chickens are as sacred in Skyrim as cows are in India. Children are more immortal then vampires. Each Dragonborn is a man since women already have the shout ability. And lastly, if you sheath your weapon most people in Skyrim will stop attacking you and you will just have to pay a fine. Thx for your time XD

  • Don't worry Toby... I did the SAME thing.

  • When will people realize chickens in games are sacred. You hurt a chicken...you're gonna die. -.-

  • Thats what happens when I touch breasts tool...

  • Rules when playing Skyrim

    1) DON"T KILL THE CHICKEN

    2) other rules unimportant

  • Didn't we just all kill that chicken?

  • You made this a highlight! Yes!!!

  • i did the same thing i was like its just a chicken

  • press 2 repeatedly for toby bed noises

  • what episoe is this?

  • press 9 and u can hear

    Toby:OH MY GOD

    Dude: Nope!

  • learn how to fucking play this game goddamit!!

    -NOT fake RWJ =3

  • @RayWiIIamJohns0n okay then why do only have about 300 subscribers. SPAMSPAMSPPAM

  • @malibuscusx its not spam yet... maybe you should log in to you're other accounts and mark it as spam :)

  • @RayWiIIamJohns0n

    One, that's not his username. You have a zero in place of your "o" in "Johnson."

    Two, if you really are RWJ, why do you feel the need to say something?

  • One does not simply play minecraft in skyrim!

  • Hey, Tobuscus. I forgot to tell you. Don't kill those chickens. That exact same thing happened to me. Then I killed everyone. c:

  •  :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

  • This is exactly wat happened 2 me as soon as I got 2 river wood like 20 minutes into the gameXD