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  • There is Man Off Into The distance With A Smashing Beard!

    It's Quite Long One Must say!

    But It's Fits Him Better , Than Those Old Fat Shirts!

    As We Say Our Good Byes To This Lovely Mans Beard , A tear Sheds My Eye , But I would love to Wipe it away With My New Shay Carl Shirt(:

  • your beard is now so fat

    most believe it is wack

    i think it is really cool

    i watch your videos instead of going to school!

    please send me a tee

    so i can wear it happily!

    i love you and your family shay,

    you inspire me everyday <3

  • I WAS A CREATIVE WRITING MINOR! hahaha

  • shayyyyyy can i have a shirt? :)

  • Man I wanted that one!

    .

    You get a FIVE star thumbs up for your messy room.

  • There is a person on Youtube that I adore

    He makes me smile, laugh, and much much more!

    Your family is great,

    So why do people hate?

    I think that they are just jealous of you

    Because you are so amazing at what you do!

    I love watching you lose weight you not-so-fatlard!

    Please don't ever stop making videos Shaytards! :D

  • shay is loookin sexy!

  • There was a Man with a beard,

    Who said, 'It is just as I feared!

    Two Owls and a Hen,

    Four Larks and a Wren,

    Have all built their nests in my beard!'

  • You look like a farmer, cause the beard is a warmer.

    Hide your cows in that thing? I don't know? lets ask bing.

    Save some food in that beard. Weird, maybe you'll be feared.

    Since you mowed the lawn.. on your face, I'll have to spray you with mace.

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  • @dashizzle1985 last two sentences

    correction here:

    I will be a die hard fan of yours forever

    Until the day I die

  • I had a dream

    It was about how I won a t-shirt

    From my favorite person on you tube

    Who has the longest beard on earth

    You said in my dream that you were a winner

    And I jumped up and screamed out to the world

    "I am a winner! I am shaytard winner!"

    So I posted a video on you tube

    to tell Shay how I will miss his long robust beard

  • I love your beard

    your beard is a little weird

    when I heard it would be gone

    I made a silly song

    I need to have a shirt

    or they will call me bert

    I dont want my fat to show

    so clothes I need for mow.. lol

  • I want a shirt please... please!!!!!!! I need clothes!

  • awesome!

  • THE BEARD OF ALL BEARDS

    IT'S GOING AWAY, YOU SAY?

    BUT, FOR HOW LONG, HMMM?

  • Shays Beard Is So Bushy

    He Really Needs To Shave It

    Say Bye To The Beard

    i Know You Like It

    It Has Been There Since Day One

    But Please, Just Shave It

    You WILL Feel Better

    You May Even Loose More Weight

    Once That Thing Is Gone.

    ^^ THERE. 3 Haiku's, No Rhyming, And It's About Your Beard.

  • LONG LIVE THE BEARD!!

  • The beard on Shay's face may be long, but at least his wife likes it. It may have crumbs or feathers or nests but he keeps it silky smoothe like a can of febreze. His beard reaches all the way down to his shirt so the shirt is now blessed so gimme, please just gimme already! Shay, Shay, Shay + Beard, Beard, Beard = Peom (and me winning).

  • beards beards beards are cool

    i wish i was a man but

    i am not so no

    ^haiku

  • this IS my poem. can i have a shit shay?

  • i luv you, can i have a shirt shay?

  • dirty fan

    

  • i desperatly want a shirt shay, please pick me, i'd be so grateful!!

  • Well i was thinking a rhyme but then i saw other peoples much better and its like 3.27am so al just watch more vlogs till i fall asleep :D

  • well i cant rhyme but i'd like a shirt

  • you guys no that this isnt the latist video.

  • here i sit making a funnny youtube bit

    but sadly look at a video because i know

    on decmber first my friend old pal and carry along memories goes away it will be a sad day but all i need is to go a smell the frebrezze tears away and i yell my poor old beard i will hopefully see you another day

  • ''Hello everyone this is farmer John here on ur week protacall systems,now what were talkin about here is 20% Elph elpha and 30% root system.''

  • Shay grows it long and mooshy

    So much so that he calls it squishy

    Just like the jellyfish in Nemo

    If it made music, it would be screamo

    Now his beard guides his life

    and it cant be cut with just a knife

    this is because it is ever-lasting

    and no one has the right to call it nasty.

  • Please give it to me shay! I just smashed my iPad and I need cheering up :( love u and the fam. I am Alice from England and I am a huge SHAYTARDS fan (almost ask big as beardtard) xxxxxxxx

  • Roses are red

    your beard is.. brown....

    just give me that darn shirt!!!!! 

  • Your beard must go be a star

    All by himself

    He will always be in are hearts

    But now that you lost weight

    He must say good bye

    He will be in are memories

    For as long as we are alive

    But one more thing i must say

    Your beard awesome

  • Please get rid of it. You'll look so hott without it. Beard makes u look old!!! Theres my haiku :) ....ipad has no return key... Lol

  • Once upon a time.

    There was a man by the name on ShayCarl.

    He had an awesome beard.

    The End.

    (Obviously I'm not the best writer. But I WOULD like a top... Please?)

  • haiku's are awesome,

    but sometimes they don't make sense,

    refrigerator.

  • big beard small beard its the same beard we all love that beard, so should you

    short time long time it was there for you so think 2 times before you cut it all of and tack it to the bin your beard is loved your beard is cool you kept a promises to keep your BEARD with you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • roses are red violets are blue we love shay carls beard and so would u just watch his videos and u will see that there is something special about he.hes sweet and nice hes perfect like ice.he has a beard made of heaven rising above to get him.we all love u shay and ur beard and that right there is heaven.

    By violet p.s. I LOVE U SHAYTARDS AND SHAY I RATHER WATCH YOUR VIDS INSTEAD OF BEING BORED WATCHING OTHER VIDS OH AND I AM GOING TO GYMNASTICS JUST LIKE HOW PRINCESS TARD WENT LOL IM HAPPY

  • I am not the man today

    That I was yesterday.

    I keep getting better looking

    Each and every day.

    I grow my beard. I grow it long,

    I grow it endlessly,

    Because I want to be the man

    That I was meant to be.

  • Some men they grow short beards.

    Some men grow theirs long.

    It’s a choice that they make,

    Neither’s right or wrong.

    I choose to grow a long beard.

    Trimming’s not for me.

    I let it grow “Au Natural”

    I like mine wild and free.

  • I decided it was time

    For me to be a man.

    So I went and threw my razor

    In the garbage can.

    If I didn’t cultivate it.

    It would be a crime.

    So I’m gonna grow my beard

    Until the end of time.

  • i think i saw him wear this shirt before!!!:D

  • Fluffy familiar

    BeardTard must go

    but he will be back sometime i hope

    Shay shows him with pride

    We all will miss him until he next arrives!!!

  • Roses are red

    Shay's beard is awesome

    I love it and so do u!!

    I suck at poems :(

  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    shay is cool

    give me a shirt you poo!

    :D creative i think!

    :D cre

  • Roses are red

    violets are blue

    Shay, ill miss your beard

    and so will you!

  • Hey BEARDTARD!

    You have been there for ROCKTARD

    But het everyones gotta say...

    HEY YOU GOTTA SHAVE THAT BEARD SHAY!

    Sadly sooner or later

    BEARDTARD WILL MEET THE BIG BAD SHAVER!

  • Roses Are Red

    Violets Are Blue

    Just GIVE ME A DAMN SHIRT !

  • can you send me a free shirt puhhleeassseee???

  • @dashizzle1985 nice poem LOL

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  • there look below I wrote him a poem about his beard

    lol

  • @dashizzle1985 it is going to be very weird*

  • I had a dream

    It was about how I won a t-shirt

    From my favorite person on you tube

    Who has the longest beard on earth

    You said in my dream that you were a winner

    And I jumped up and screamed out to the world

  • Shay may be obnoxious

    but his beard is gorgeous

    Too bad we gottah say bye bye

    to the beard that made him famous

    -ANGELICA from Canada EH!

  • Haiku's are easy

    Sometimes They Do not Make sense

    Shaytards are oober awesome KT, 13

  • there once was a girl who had a name like green

    who struggled with her weight and the whole social scene

    she once saw a man on youtube named shay

    who inspired her to change her life in one single day

    she has now lost weight and even started to flirt

    the one last thing she needs is a shaycarl shirt

  • @Jadeyrock99 Wonderful Poem! Shay! This lady should be given a shirt!^^

  • this is so random, but americans say the word "association" differently :\

  • ShayBeard Poem..!

    My name is shaybeard,

    I love keeping you warm,

    I love when you touch me,

    I love to be pampered,

    I love when you drop egg on me...

    I will miss you shaycarl when you cut me on the 1st December,

    I love you shaycarl!

  • HI! im not good at writing poems but can i have a shirt? <3

  • Roses are blue.

    Violets are red.

    I have to go the bathroom.

  • roses are red vitolts are blue shay your beard loves you

  • i love smosh! :D

  • let the beard grow to the ground!

  • My name is Bri

    I'm a shaytards fan as you can see!

    I wish I could grow my own beard.

    But I am a girl as you may have feared.

    So please send me your shirt today.

    I want that shirt without delay!

  • can i haz the fancy shay shirt

    

  • There once was a beard,

    that is still here,

    the morning has risen and it wont dissapeare.

    The shave is awaited,

    and we are ready to open up a cheer.

    We love you shay, BUT PLEASE! shave the caveman appear.

    Daniel

    -california 15 yrs

  • my poem had 57 thumbs up and i didnt win...

  • Shirt me

  • The beard on your face

    Seriously, shave that thing

    You look like a bear

  • Shay has a great beard, hes not be be feared,

    Hes a really nice guy who enjoys his pie,

    Hes one to care, you can count on him, he should really be mayor.

  • Your success in "ShayLoss" will result in Facial Hair Loss! ( soon I hope) Lookin' good young man! You have a beautiful family and I'm so glad you began eating healthy so they will have you for a very long time! =D

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  • plz give me free shirt am from the northe east ov england my name iz brian eye work in a frezzer at -25 everyday eye watch your vids every day THE SHAY TARDS ROCK

  • You can wear it long,

    You can were it short.

    Shay shows it off like a good sport!

    Sadly sooner then later,

    Beardtard will meet the shaver!

    :D

  • ohhhh SHEAVEEEE CARLLLL !!!!!!!! 

  • @aasshhaa1 i can't find your poem =( what did you write? x

  • There once was a man named shay

    who hired an intern that was gay

    he had a big beared

    it makes me feel weird

    but i still watch his vlogs everyday!

  • Oh, that beard, in all its glory It's been there with you since the start of your story. You can see that beauty from a mile away, just the sight of it can brighten one's day. You had a goal to reach, that beard was stay with you, until the end of that breach. It has grown to become a lion's mane, you roar and growl with all that thunder. It has really began to make one wonder. how one beard can grow so much fame, it must have came from a man, with a wonderful name.

  • I once knew a man,

    he poo'd and wiped with his hand

    he was very gross.

  • Haiku's are awesome.

    But sometimes they dont make sense.

    Refridgerator.

    Favourite Haiku ^

  • wow you look really good shay. :) shayloss ftw

  • He lives in fame and glory

    his fans think that it's gory

    He dwells upon the face of man

    And knows that it is near the end

    A buzzing razor will be his fate

    because of all the viewers' hate

    As we smile, we'll probably cry

    So long beard; this is good-bye <3

    I'd love to have a shirt:)

  • There once was a hand.

    The hand reached out to touch the tree.

    The ragged feeling of the bark made him shiver.

    The cold smell of moss was in the air.

    But one day a giant came and ripped that tree up from its roots

    with its big scary letters "JCB".

    Alast the beard was no more!

    -Gavin

  • I know a great big beard

    Who is soon going to be sheared

    It lives on a tard

    Who used to be lard

    but allthat fat has dissapeared

    -Eli, age 12

  • @ChapmanCookies why'd this get thumbed up? it's a badly written limerick...

  • @pitapatpaxton2 "I once knew a man,

    he poo'd and wiped with his hand

    he was very gross." ? that was yours...

  • @ChapmanCookies at least it's a haiku, idget.

  • @pitapatpaxton2 he never said ot had to be