Best of Dave - Flight of the Conchords, Season 2

[millenar1979]

@2:00 is sampled in the dubstep tune Fierce by Dodge & Fuski

[djames376]

doing a deal is easy as long as you know how. how much will you give me for this?? 1 dollar. double it. 2 dollar. double it again! 4 dollar. sold! see I just made him pay nearly 10 times what he wanted to pay in the first place. xD

[wantsomecake328]

pussymaaaaaaaaaaart ah puuuuuusymaaaaart

[Hebdomas]

"You do... you do exist, don't you?"

[burlesquebastard]

who dislikes this? I bet they are from New Zealand.

[vidalmediainc]

LMAOOOO never never land

[milodacatgoesraaahhh]

Dave: Usually you guys wear clothes from the 70's.

Jemaine: They're not from the 70's, they're from New Zealand

Dave: Ahh, isn't that the same thing?

[gavrilo2007]

i totally want to go to the pussy mart.

[Zingrz]

Interracial Hole-stretchers 2. lol.

[llluuuccc]

CAN ATTACK

[BeeWiseman]

1:52 Best story EVAR!! xD

[NonConformistNinjas]

5:05 made me fucking cry haha

[neothearmal]

No I mean they held his dick and chopped his whole body off! Thats all he was in the end... A Dick!

[menamesjames]

I looked on google turns out he is the real new zealend government

[bacelines]

Youre from Austria and your from some country no one has even fucken heard of! lol

[kennisnitchell]

It shouldn't matter where you're from when love's involved! It's like that movie, Interracial Hole-Stretchers 2, she was white, and "they" were black...

[DubGongTuff]

they chopped his body off and just left his dick

[SuperRandomLetters]

Bret does exist, right?

[ubery]

"Wow, New Jersey huh? Oh, I'd love to go there. But...I've got a lot of shit going down in the States right now."

"...Bye Dave."

[1UP09]

1 person has had their body chopped off

[marley4224]

I love my boys from "NEWFOUNDLAND" lmfaoooooo

[MadaraDarkraiLink]

Man Dave is Funny and Racist. Awesome and Classic

[ajsully22]

arj barker lyao he is the fuckin man

[qweasdzxcname]

you cut the part when dave said he was in the navy seals for 15 years but if you ask them, they will deny.

[olin3434]

LOL @ 5:05

[newperm]

7:17  lollllllllllllllll

[TheRoflRage]

man, I do NOT wanna get my body chopped of.

[wuzcloopin]

That's all he was in the end...a dick.

[michaelpapa2]

and you're from a country no ones even heard of lol

[sloleykid]

5.05 he said movie in an english accent

[senatorexlax]

I believe in the Matrix your majesty. 

[DumperTruck333]

The Wizard of Oz with a pipe

[tremulo20]

She as white and they were black.

[desilh]

dave is a genius!

the NZ prime minister is eric from outrageous fortune if anyone is familiar with that awesome show

[cameland]

CAN ATTACK!!!

[trulybazlol]

welcome, welcome.. forget about it! lool

[CooperSnow]

I have that owl! ahaha

[wineandwomen]

"I mean they held his dick, and chopped his whole body off. That's all he was in the end---a dick."

[DrZen007]

pusssyyy marttt

PPUUUSSSYY MARRTT!!!!

[DirectorJS]

CAN ATTACK

[davezep22]

they're not form the 70's they're from New Zealand.

same thing... right

[Chaneyslops]

hahahahaha

[cbmdg8551976]

I can't believe interracial hole stretchers is an actual movie.

[Fixdal]

@cbmdg8551976 lol did you also google that

[toxicsmileandeyes]

LOL.

" He just left the dick behind."

Don't you mean they chopped off his dick?

Dave is so stupid.

like

- he maybe dead.

What did he maybe do??

:)

[ChacoSooth]

Awesome compilation, but you missed one of my favorites.

The one where Bret is interviewing Dave for his gang and he says he was a navy seal.

[AwesomeAndrew22]

hahaha 2:17-2:33 best bit XD haha

[hillysats]

Whats that officer?

Just watering the Geraniums.

[ozzydalboy]

i bought those hakki sacs

[nox1sxmessenger]

CAN ATTACK!

[demonic4ce]

7:20 is my favorite

[bigpoo154]

"this is...guy his whole body body chopped off, just left his dick"

[hillysats]

...Whaa..... Whaaat?

[MrAnonymous9898]

"Pussy mart! A pussy mart!" hahahahahhahaha

[EvesEdwards]

Dave is so fuckin awesome!!!!!

[phogjuice]

holy shit, best dude on this show

[PowerhouseTom]

its like thatmovie, inurational whole strechers 2, she was white and they were black. but it didn't matter in the end did it, because they were in love

[kyokanfan]

LMFAO when dave can't hold on to anything and just falls backwards off the window sill

[krainekraine]

CAN ATTACK!

Hahaha. Always makes me crack up.

[cookiegurl777]

i could listen to jemaine say "dick" all day!!!!

and bret's clothes are so cute!

[integrajoey]

@cookiegurl777

LoL

[nitakuma]

@cookiegurl777 rock and roll!!

[nitakuma]

@cookiegurl777 rock and roll!!

[glasshorse018]

@cookiegurl777 it's a video about dave and you notice jemaine and bret lol

[AEnima461]

Pussymart...pussymaart!

[mdub730]

5:05 Funniest crap Ever!!

[theforsakenpiggies]

Did you know the name "Dave" actually means "Deal" in Latino?

[yesiamawizardjonny]

And you're from some place nobody's ever fucking heard of.

[mnyfrsh]

Dave is amazing.

[magxsnyp3r]

CAN ATTACK!

[GoxGoxGlamourxGirl]

That's all he was in the end...a dick!

[TheSkookumchuk]

"They held his dick, and they chopped his whole body off. That's all he was in the end...a dick!"

"What's that officer? Nah, just watering the geroniums." LMFAO

[shecant123]

the greatest ever... besides murray

[roflcoptercheckonet2]

pussy mart ftw

[FireDemonX]

CAN ATTACK!!!

[77bogart]

"No, I mean they held his dick and chopped his whole body off. That's all he was in the end, a dick." fuckin LOL

[interjames]

Priminister: A glitch in the Matrix?

Dave: Fucking ay!

Classic!

[penoking]

isnt the 70s and newzealand the same thing

[shulizim]

2:05 - microphone seen top screen

[AlbedoYU]

Uhhh no there isn't.

[shulizim]

@AlbedoYU sorry... 2:03 - 2:04

[yeayababy]

I dont see it!

[shulizim]

@yeayababy "I heard that one rapper; he chopped this guy's whole body off. Just [HERE - top screen between dave and bret] left his Dick behind"

[yeayababy]

OH i see it now thanks a lot!

[mousetrench]

this should be retitled "every scene with dave"

[octyellow]

newfound land i love this

[CUpheonix133]

pussy mart pussy mart!!! I love when he says "nooo..." when he finds out about bret's gf.

[kkmalay]

doing brazilians hehehe aaaaaahhhha

[paddyballgame]

How's the country going? Seriously, how's it going?

[tommyvw]

i love the prime minister with the old brick cell phone!

[tribblehappy]

Women like three things: Men in kilts, Southern Comfort, and Chris Isaac's Wicked game.

LOL.

[iamstacka]

nah, they held his dick and chopped his whole body off he heh he

[jaxxtheemaxx]

She was white, and they were black...

[Blake1067]

CAN ATTACK  OH SHIT SORRY MAN

[xDejahx]

CAN ATTACK!!!

[anesthesiac]

Arj Barker is a fox.

Your argument is invalid.

[Guitman3131]

I believe in the matrix....... your majesty.

[jaidavu]

this is pretty much just every dave scene from every episode. still funny tho

[EWAG1994]

season 1 was funnier for the most part, but season 2 had better songs for the most part. but theyre both freakin amazing

[gd1f]

other way around IMO

[donnyRandom]

Season 2 SUCKS!

Not nearly as good as the 1st season.

[Treefingrs]

You suck. Season 2 is awesome.

[TheProxy101]

funny as shit!

[wongkeykong]

be careful! I heard of this one rapper who chopped this guys whole body off and just left his dick behind..

"dont u mean they chopped off his dick

no I mean they held his dick and chopped his whole body off.

thats all he was in the end.. a dick!

LMFAO!!!! Dave is brilliant!! putting Arj on the show was the best thing they could possibly have done!!!!

[helenkeller93083]

3:08 LMFAO!

[bvanhaun]

It's missing the part where Dave was the New Zealand guide. :)

[hammerdawg1227]

This is phenomenal stuff. LMAO... "it really affected me"

[sarahSUPERSONiC]

CAN ATTACK!

[Warmveggiesandwich]

Can attack!

[walmsley123]

new jersey huh, i'd love to go there, but i've gotta lot of shit going on in the states right now

[yesiamawizardjonny]

@walmsley123 Don't drink the water! HAHA

[sonicspader]

that reminds me of that movie interracial hole-stretchers 2. she was white, and they were black, but it didn't matter because they were in love.

[NakedWombat666]

@sonicspader your mum was brilliant in that flick

[theone2225]

@sonicspader hahaha I fuckin love this show

[C00LMICK]

@sonicspader I dont think ive seen that one.... well it really affected me.

[DimebagDave120804]

welcome, welcome, forget about it

[andrewdavies4]

Just watering the juroniums

[Black3y3dAng3L]

Dave is like the dumbest-smartest person I ever knew.

[toastiequeen]

"pussy maart, puusssy maaart"

[maro731]

hahaha "your majesty"

[logangee3]

Dave-a-tronic5000

[YourHeartIsTheKey]

thats what you were put on earth for, to precreate. ROFL

[twtntwtn]

'fucken a' lol

[CaptainWales0]

ZOMG, I have the same shirt as Dave, or does he have the same shirt as me? XD

[stockaddict]

This is THE BEST character on the show! "it's like the movie interracial hole stretchers LOL!!!

[TheFruitThtAteItself]

2:29

[anesthesiac]

haha so a friend of mine used to date Arj for a few months, and she said that he actually wore those bandanas to bed because he wanted his bangs to stay down in the morning. the people on the show saw him wearing it once, and they thought it was so dope that now they make him wear one in every episode now. true story :)

[TheFruitThtAteItself]

Your friend is soooooo lucky! At their show in Seattle, he ran past my car! That was my experience with him! hahaa; I met Bret and Jemaine though, my uncle owns a bar/coffee shop in New Zealand where they played during the 90's. Called Bret up; met them backstage. REALLY nice guys!

[BH2640]

It shouldn't matter where you're from when love is involved...it's like in that movie, 'Interracial Hole Stretchers 2'...

LMAO

[TheEmperorIsDead]

...they cut his entire body, and just left a dick!...cause that's all he was in the end, a dick.

[ice9tgn]

Haha, I just noticed that Dave's shop is advertising 'Guitboards' in the window =P

[TheThinDrummer]

My favorite charachter! hes awesome.

[elysemarieee]

whats that officer?just watering the geroniums.

CAN ATTACKK lmao

[cambro69]

they held his dick and chopped his whole body off arj barker is awsome

[javitr91]

Dave is awesome

[stl1982]

hes soooo funny

[animeboy777]

PussyMart!!