Counter Strike Source Rant

[quigbytrollins]

Not only is this a complete rip off of Yahtzee it's worse than the real deal, a considerable feat.

[anywaystohighway]

*me:ONE MORE TIME *nigga in background: OH HELL NO!

[3kliksphilip]

@GamingAndTut0rials Domino Dancing

[vihannes3]

"Cobble... I mean Cbobbol."

[revz999]

Valve would achieve more popularity if they haz Co-op Campaigns which sa vjbahbafhbshdafshfhfahfasfabfb­asbafbaffahbfahbafhafshbafsgwg­hqhqbfwhfbfqhbfqhbwqwfhbfwbqhw­fbqjhn..................... - And.. Cut...

[Nathankthanks]

That was amazing. Wow.

[ibrozdemir]

god stoooppp pleease

[ieetmelon]

gotta luv this guy :)

agreed with everything :D

[Blaze6108]

And btw, hl2 textures look so bad because hl2 is set in a post apocalyptic world, so walls are meant to look bad.

[LethalAxis]

can you please sum up what you are trying to say? because i have watched this video 10 times and i still cant understand all of it

[3kliksphilip]

@LethalAxis You are aware of the captions... right?

[LethalAxis]

@3kliksphilip oh...last time i watched this there were no captions

[3kliksphilip]

@LethalAxis That's strange, they've been on this video for ages.

[LethalAxis]

@3kliksphilip well yeah

last time i watched the video was in 2008

[3kliksphilip]

@LethalAxis Actually it was 6 months ago, and you commented 'subtitles never felt sweeter'

[LethalAxis]

@3kliksphilip oh

well then i guess i failed at lying so i dont look stupid.

btw i played death giver 2 and it was a pretty fun game :)

[3kliksphilip]

@LethalAxis Ah great, pleased you enjoyed it!

[crazyblue501]

i only hear cbbule dust dust 2 and bdadfjkebafa

[vengance9888]

Dude, your videos make my day so much better, fuck yeah haha thanks! :D!

[Sk8Kookies]

Lol.

I did watch this because of the sunny map.

[Zaringihtah]

My god. You look like Chris Martin!

[poyweson]

lol nice rant bro, your totally right about the lighting on dust, thats exactly why i like it haha. where can i download your maps?

[thomasl4d]

dude i think u made me the worst mapper in the world in 5 mins >.< i map in favor of the underdog aka in this case the terrorists

[3kliksphilip]

@thomasl4d ?

[thomasl4d]

@3kliksphilip nothing

[Blaze6108]

"or even a WOMAN. no matter how good the GAMEPLAY is, if the GRAPHICS don't hit you"...

gameplay= ***

graphics= ***

oh, c'mon man!

[3kliksphilip]

@Blaze6108 ?

[Tabe112]

Did you say something?

[NinjaKittyLOL]

Can you please help me with this?

How do you get your voice on your videos?

I have a mic sort of like yours, do you use some voice recorder of some sort?

[3kliksphilip]

@NinjaKittyLOL audacity

[TheHalflife123]

you speak too slowly

[statiouscom]

what

[Rieteq666]

o! Polski serwer :D

[HaydnM35]

This is, in every way, the best rant of all time.

[ubermonkey120]

The U.N and Qaudaffi should play some Cs:s.

[tDude666]

D: TOO MANY WORDS.... SHUTInggg..downejkl scghp 2q48hdlskajh cgpgasjklh ilrshglan riugliozvl hwelcgwhler8ghcluivlwt8l3ijl4c­ 4802ltieionwöeicfl9clcumzlvcfu­tml8t

fuck! ok lets try watching this again :D

[Blaze6108]

aawww my head hurts!!!

[holysoks1]

Call of Duty 4 is amazing man :\

So is Crysis.

Btw simple is fun in most situations.

[3kliksphilip]

@holysoks1 105 people don't understand sarcasm.

Oh God, I've become a thumbs up noob.

[3kliksphilip]

@evanring01 Computers have finally surpassed Humans!

[sasukefighter24]

I didnt understand anything!?!?!

[Xnilb90]

nerd.



[tyrian869]

HA i love this video

i talk faster!!!!

[tyrian869]

HA i love this video

[NinjaKittyLOL]

Where can I download your "Smashing" Map? It looks cool.

[3kliksphilip]

@NinjaKittyLOL gamebanana... or my website

[RabaShibaRabaSha]

@3kliksphilip didnt it used to be called FPSbanana?

[3kliksphilip]

@RabaShibaRabaSha Yeah.

[Willsuitt1]

The counter Strike community is pretty much dead.

[CaptainTarrtuga]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrtrrrrrrr_____and­cut XD

[I3agproductions]

You have a sub my good pal!

[tman499]

at some points all i heard was mumbling slow down man you talk faster than nigahiga lol

[tin1337]

what now ?

[3kliksphilip]

@tin1337 Hmm?

[3kliksphilip]

@tin1337 Hmm?

[tin1337]

@3kliksphilip yeah ?

[3kliksphilip]

@tin1337 What do you mean 'what now' ?

[tin1337]

@3kliksphilip idk LOVE UR VIDS MAKE MORE SOURCE SDK VIDS

[SunBelowClouds]

I hate Counter Strike because every public server is empty all the time or littered with stupid mods.

[3kliksphilip]

@SunBelowClouds Don't hate the game, hate the community!

[SunBelowClouds]

@3kliksphilip Edit: I hate Counter Strike for the god awful community. :)

[xMercuryx56]

@SunBelowClouds You're stupid.

[3kliksphilip]

@SunBelowClouds The community's dying.

[sarxin]

Man i didnt understand single word you said But you talk fast

[eiffelTowerMan]

De Dust 2 is the best map ? Everybody knows that de dust (1) is the best map .

[3kliksphilip]

@eiffelTowerMan D...dust 1? *Sick*

[MrCookieSlap]

ok....you talk slow

[rickkmurray]

I hate counter strike oh so much...no its not because the game itself is bad. I mean its awesome...I hate it cause I suck at it...and every time I play it I get my ass owned by a 12 year old...thats what happens when you spend your child hood playing Battlefield Desert Combat and not Counter Strike xD

[3kliksphilip]

@rickkmurray I hate the game because people seem to know exactly where I am. I did an experiment in bombsite B of dust 2, and about 10 rounds in a row they jumped around the corner looking right at me, no matter where I hid. (If I hid to the side of the opening they'd creep around and headshot me). The probability of such an event simply doesn't explain how they're capable of doing that without cheats. (And no, sound doesn't answer it)

[douchebagandpie]

uh... what?

[absdmlcaz]

What?

[Millllls]

stop trying to be zero punctuation.. you fucking gaylord.

[lolman5921]

Why do you say that Dust 2 is amazing and the best map ever, and then say that de maps are pointless? I must've missed something.

[3kliksphilip]

@lolman5921 Where do I say that de maps are pointless?

[ALittleDyslexic]

@lolman5921 He says MAKING de maps are pointless.

[lolman5921]

@ALittleDyslexic Ah I misunderstood then,

[teedonster]

im a sad loner in life with no girlfriend :(

[ThePhoenix1351]

What Is The Name Of The Surf Map At 2:12.

[ENDORPHINSAM]

wat

[Stolemyusename]

You speak so fast.

[3kliksphilip]

@OptimusPrimeX You're right, I did this video before I even knew of him and he doesn't come close.

[bocaj750]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­u pls repeat that

[thegrandmasteryoda]

3kliksphilip, I think that you offer the best tutorials anywhere on Source SDK. I have just made a website in which I am endeavoring to gather all the best material out there on the web that has to do with CS: S, and I've included a link to your website. I have added a promo video as a response to some of yours on You Tube. If that is a problem, please let me know. I think it is something that is mutually beneficial. Thanks for taking the time to make all the great videos!

[thegrandmasteryoda]

Ha ha ha!  Your awesome bro!

[Happycat287]

You remind me of Yahtzee Crosshaw.

[Flagdrop]

GORDON WOZ ERE

[samueljamesbryan]

take a breath

[TheGAMER367]

*clap clap clap*.....BRAVO! Exactly my point...

[ricochet188]

Your speaking just a smidge too fast... that combined with your accent = I have no idea what you just said

[3kliksphilip]

@ricochet188 What accent?

[NakedCreep]

@ricochet188 Where he comes from, he doesn't have an accent.

[ricochet188]

@NakedCreep Really? I thought the American way of speaking English was neutral and all others were considered accents.

[3kliksphilip]

@ricochet188 I see, American-English is proper English and English is clearly an accent based on that.

[ricochet188]

@3kliksphilip Because you know America came first.

[3kliksphilip]

@ricochet188 I must say that's news to me.

[FlashMasterDR]

@3kliksphilip Do you still do mmf2 3kliksphilip? I've been doing mmf2 for a long time, and hoping to get in contact I've made alot of games, most of them online multiplayers, It would be interesting to make a game with you.

[drifter402]

@ricochet188 its not the accent. hes just speeking muffled

[ricochet188]

@drifter402 No It is the accent combined with everything else.

[CptCool2]

@ricochet188 You're*

[ricochet188]

@CptCool2 merci. 

[KruelKramer]

that was, epic. Philip, your my hero. I'd pay hundreds for you to teach me to map. as well as you can.

[chiffmonkey]

You have the voice of someone twice your age........ and gay.

[3kliksphilip]

@chiffmonkey I'm a master of deception.

[chiffmonkey]

@3kliksphilip But is this answer a deception?

*fiddles with guru beard*

[BadName1337]

AND CUT ! =)

[AjarJunkman]

1:51 BULLS%$#

look at minecraft :D

[3kliksphilip]

@AjarJunkman Yeah true, but in all honesty, I'm sure it was word of mouth, not graphics, that got you to play the game. Plus I think that minecraft is quite pretty really :P

I acknowledge what you're saying though, well spotted.

[AjarJunkman]

@3kliksphilip indeed.blocks FTW

[D3STR0Y4RF4iLZ]

@AjarJunkman Actually Whats so compelling about Minecraft is not mechanics or graphics or anything like that. Its the fact that to get any where in the game takes a great amount of work. like building a castle, Obviously if you had all the materials to build it, it wouldn't be as fun, but when you know you have to gather every single block that would go into creating that castle, when it's done you know you'd have this amazing sense of accomplishment that everyone wants to feel.

[3kliksphilip]

@D3STR0Y4RF4iLZ It's a very rewarding game. And great for trolling!

[tiagom135]

@AjarJunkman you didnt understand his point.

[TheFurryFanboy]

Hey, I love CBBL!

[TheDragon359]

Lol. I wouldn't either xD, so do you play combat arms, bf:bc2, tf2, or l4d or cod4 on top of css? I think we could have some interesting 1v1s

[3kliksphilip]

@TheDragon359 1 on 1's on l4d? How would that work? I have bc2, l4d, tf2 and CSS, though I don't think I play any of them competitively any more.

[TheDragon359]

@3kliksphilip Well not a 1v1 on l4d xD, If you wanna feel like adding me, add wjacobs2

[TheDragon359]

I can't tell the difference between you and yahtzee other than the fact that you show your face every so often and refrain from using vulgarity.

[3kliksphilip]

@TheDragon359 I don't want to upset my Mummy. I guess we sound similar because we're both British.

[tiny3607]

You sound like the guy from zero punctuaiton

[smileyking96]

Dust and Office are my fav maps

[TylerDbest]

Only thing i heard was cider

[sixthcore]

CS players.... go get laid. and take this as a troll.

[3kliksphilip]

@sixthcore When did I troll?

[LethalAxis]

subtitles never felt sweeter

[wdowa94]

Calm down... I can't understand you xD

[3kliksphilip]

@jon99977 Hmm, I thought they were quite good.

[alojz300]

just wondering, do you play cs 1.6?

[3kliksphilip]

@alojz300 Nope

[mrmrmr814]

lolwut?



[MrPhilipdaman]

wtf .... eh ok?

[HaroldJefferies]

......... WOO COUNTER STRIKE.

[rmysterio80]

@jon99977 How are they rubbish? They are fun. They might not be revolutional, but that doesnt make them bad

[XKarateKatX]

sorry i blinked, what?

[TheWTFN]

lolumad?

[crativ3]

ehhhh, could you speak slower plz? i haz high so i cant follow :S

[chimon810]

ehh wtf? ive like understood 2 words............

[shendritgashi]

who can i see your maps ?

[redslownight]

as i understand it...sarcasm should be funny?

[3kliksphilip]

@redslownight Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. But it's still wit.

[xcube11]

that... was... AWESOME!!!

[Marzbarz007]

Haha awesome vid

[AnarkyBorat]

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[rmysterio80]

dude....u just called Crysis and COD4 rubbish....uh oh

[3kliksphilip]

@rmysterio80 Sigh.

[rmysterio80]

@3kliksphilip lol sarcasm man

[xalener]

@rmysterio80

Crysis is merely meh, All post COD2 COD's are shit.

[darthtater888]

LOL 2:01 "Tasty Biscuit" That was so random I couldn't stop laughing. Oh and a little advice...you might want tp BREATH in your video or your face might turn purple and you might pass out :p

[cocorinow]

hey dude ^^

i just wanted to say, i'd play your "changed" dust2 map, if you made one....

[donttazemebro3434]

WAIT!.......What?

[wadad17]

i see....

[Lillajohan123]

If i was playing surf maps wich i don't i wouadaioseteorisat WHAT?! xD I really don't know what the shit ur talking aoubat ^^ I understand 20 of 60 words xP is that the point? ^^

[Kkingen]

how the fuck can u talk that fucking fast without stopping in fucking 5 mins?????????

[EricTheHax]

Most. Epic. Rant. Ever.

Subscribed.

[CAPnJosh7]

My CS:S rant:

I would love Counter-Strike if it weren't for these things: If you take more than two seconds of buy-time, you will get owned, impossible to find a server without stupid mods like RPG or jail break, impossible to find a server without bots, HOW PLAYERS ADORE PATHETIC MAPS, how there are a crap load of hackers, there are a crap load of trolls, and gawd, valve needs to give this game SOME extra features, such as aiming down the sights or an (ability to filter out all modded servers.)

[GIG4D3ATH]

@CAPnJosh7 ya its called Gmod

[RegolithX]

Wow, going for the Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw theme are we?

[RoboTyphoon1403]

Your rant is the greatest one about Counter-Strike: Source I have ever heard (I I may have only heard a couple, just saying). Although it's good, it kinda made me depressed about making and finishing my map, I.E. this made me less hopefull that people are going to like my maps. Haa.. :l

[02dartda]

@3kliksphilip im just breaking your balls, nice video on css can you make some more rant videos, I didnt realise how similar de maps were. I like css but I prefer trouble in terrorist town to be honest, requires a bit more thinking as well as skill

[3kliksphilip]

@02dartda Cool, pleased you liked it.

[02dartda]

Devon pwns Cornwall dude

[Strikerklm96]

Call of Duty 4 is not rubbish AHHHHHHHHH!!

but it is over hyped and the new COD's are too

and if you have ever played HL2 you would know why they look so bad

[3kliksphilip]

@Strikerklm96 Nobody gets sarcasm...

[BenjaminMathewWatson]

@3kliksphilip,

It is a language very few are fluent in.

But at least we have each other, my darling;

myself: you are me. Isn't that right, dear?

[devhook23]

@3kliksphilip #LOL

[Strikerklm96]

Call of Duty 4 is not rubbish AHHHHHHHHH!!

but it is over hyped and the new COD's are too

[Geoxile]

At some point your speech degenerated into "cbbbblbblbblb"

[halflifefan84]

What's the song at 2:58?

[3kliksphilip]

@halflifefan84 I guess you found out, since you managed to find my other video. Well done!

[halflifefan84]

@3kliksphilip Lol thanks :P

Also, how much hours do you have on css?

[octavdesinger]

4 you are a idiot who dosen't have a life

[3kliksphilip]

@octavdesinger Hello benjiscott82's second account, thanks for coming along :)

[benjiscott82]

focus your intellect and do something purposeful other than rant about some nonsensical waste of life online game. get out more and go to college you seem like a clued in bloke, dont sit in and resent the game game your addicted to! some irony in that somewhere...

[3kliksphilip]

@benjiscott82 I wouldn't say that making a video that appeared in gamesradar, got over 50,000 views on youtube and that is true about any competitive game out there can be considered a waste of time. Not bad for 5 evenings' work...

[benjiscott82]

@3kliksphilip how much did you get paid for the 50,000 views?

[3kliksphilip]

@benjiscott82 None for this video. Why?