3 Little Pigs (New Age Version) (morrowind machinima)

[destructionlordS]

possibly the best version of this i have herd beats the song you hear as a kid to death

[fargoththebuttlicker]

you should change the wolf with Chuck Norris :D

[RodrigoMontemezzoBR]

Nice work and nice rhymes!!! You made it like a boss!

[oneclipleft]

@RodrigoMontemezzoBR Thanks! Good to see people are still watching this old thing.

[winRAW4]

LMAO 3:52 I DID NOT EXPECT THAT xD

[Maple1Pirate]

i am an orc in skyrim and i find this VERY offensive !!!!1!!11

[xcelgadisx]

LOL!!!

[maul485]

161 people didn't make their houses out of bricks...

[TNTcOOl78]

BADASS SONG

[AkenBoschAdm]

Lyrics are great. Video could use a little more work.

[TriggerHappy58]

What was on the wolf's head?

[erinalexandra119]

this is retarded

[KatanaNOOBY]

@erinalexandra119 you're retarded.

[bobmarleyt3]

@erinalexandra119 you are retarded

[Devinsterr]

Spend his life savings on a device that will probably kick his own ass

[Devinsterr]

HAHAH "I got a fatass brother down the street"

[TheEvilTater]

"pack up yer shit and get - the hell out"

[melaniemakeup35]

158 ppl live in a shed

[BL00DeMoN]

so the 3rd pig eat his brothers too, because the wolf didn't digested them yet...

[meandlizzie]

3:53 "kiss my ass, wolf" then the producer smacked him on the head.......

[MrDrucy]

what's the music ? :D

[bethesdafan444]

that... was... AWESOME!!!

[rathjohn]

Yo, check out Chuck Norris in Morrowind!

[dabas32]

Fuckin Badass Guitar!!!

[dabas32]

"Piggy ass" xD

[07ortonja]

So Orcs are pigs to you, huh. Maybe you should take a lesson in equality, you racist!

[oneclipleft]

@07ortonja Got me on that one XD But some of my best friends are Orcs!

[dragonegg2603]

@07ortonja well the other species matched the ugliness

[HUNDuffman]

@07ortonja Quite the opposite: Pigs are the orcs for him :D this way he honors pigs :P

[ninjagod427]

the video is good

[phanso52]

where is the 4 pig?

[TheMosher89]

lolollolo...kick ass video!

[IntellectualAL]

This version is inferior. There is no Rambo.

[oneclipleft]

@IntellectualAL Haha, true! I hadn't considered that.

[BrainBurnStudios]

whats with that werewolfs head?

[bobmarleyt3]

@BrainBurnStudios i think it's an occlusion block

[BoomShakaLaka1469]

this is a stupid video.

[Kazu3351]

@BoomShakaLaka1469 so why u waste time comenting a "stupid video" like u say -,-

[BoomShakaLaka1469]

@Kazu3351 Wow.. I'm Sorry Fer The Misunderstanding. My Lil Brother Must Of Commented Using My Account.. I Personally Don't Watch These Kind Of Videos. But I Guess He Thinks It's Stupid. He's Only 12 Give Him A Break.

[Kazu3351]

@BoomShakaLaka1469 Wow sry too for the misunderstanding :)

[BoomShakaLaka1469]

@Kazu3351 It's All Good Hun:3

[MateWush]

A netch at 0:45 :D

[GreenScotsman]

That was pretty cool. Was expecting a Green Jello parody but was pleasantly surprised with a rockin Ass song.

[WillyWolfman]

that was really funny. Old machinima FTW!

[RPSM101]

WTF

[Coolman464]

"and then the third little pig ate him" LOLOLOLROFLROFLMAOWTFOMG

[Coolman464]

3:54 fail

[omgidontgiveafuck24]

@Coolman464 coolman464: FAIL

[Coolman464]

@omgidontgiveafuck24 i meant the producer thing O_O

[OblivionHorseMods]

LOL



[oakviewlifer]

that video is sick

[PreatorianKing]

Fuh... the wolf sounds like a pedo

[culverandhardy626]

green jelly brought me here

[mythhunter97]

Whats the blue thing on the wolfs head?

[razvyIV96]

@mythhunter97 It's a bug.

[xboxdude234]

Dude the door to the concrete house was open.....wait there wasnt even a door... JUST WALK IN

[goldenstalion]

you serious machinima even put that mortal kombat link into a video this old!?

[S4LAm4ndr]

Kickass

[DisturbeDHelioS]

142 people are wolves that done got their asses ate up by the third little pig

[blueklayman]

AND HE SAID BITCH PLEASE

Haha

[cammy220801]

u made this song?

CUZ ITS FRIKIN AWESOME

[lukasisdemax]

This is ggeeenniiiuussssssssssssssssss­!!!!!!!

[lpedro99]

"i got a fat ass brother up of the street" hahahaha

[lpedro99]

"eat my fat ass brother" hahahaha

[miketins]

This was stupid but very funny

[LopsidedGaming]

minecraft ghasts in the background? lol

[DeltaCookies007]

@LopsidedGaming No it is just another thing that Notch stole that no one knows about.

[TheMageGames]

@LopsidedGaming those are netches. :P VERY different. For example, Bull Netches and Betty Netches aren't hostile as they float about the meadow. Ghasts are mother fucking demons that shoot balls of firey death at you from their underworld domain.

[piemaniac99]

Dude, that was so flipping hillarious. "Little pig, little pig, let me in!"

" Kiss my ASS wolf!"

[dfghj241]

lol three completely badass orcs with that retarded three bigs rocks,, i love it

[CH1P52]

lol

[Bidmartinlo]

LoL, the pigs get kicked out cuz they're to ugly! AND SHE DIDN'T DO IT SOONER?! >:0

[pikamasta55]

This was without a doubt the best morrowind. skyrim will probably kick this ones balls in but its still a great game

[ceriku]

this was surprisingly entertaining

[nomadkrad]

i like all the netches sneaking around

[Skulkerful]

why can't those orcs kill that stupid wolf?

[razvyIV96]

Why the fuck does that stupid skateboard GTA IV machinima 800k views and this almost 100k?

[fartero]

@razvyIV96 Because skateboards rock!

[lordzilu1584]

Skyrim here, 11 11 2011

[ropropper]

this was just epic! nice one!

[zach1925]

i got a fat ass brother living down the street

[teratorn3366]

If the Wolf ate the first two piggys. And the 3rd piggy ate the wolf. Does that mean Piggy number 3 is a cannabal?

[UIBlood]

@teratorn3366 whats that? ow... okay, raptor jesus says yes, it does mean that.

[fartero]

@teratorn3366 Sure does!

[teratorn3366]

So if the wolf ate two of the other pigs. and the third pig ate the wolf. Does that mean that Piggy Number is a cannabal?

[bsrosie]

@teratorn3366 :O!!!

That means....

The movie "The Edge" the bear eats the first person (Why do black people die first?) and eventually the last two people (Mr Hopkins/ Mr. Baldwin "Tv Star") killed the bear in the most badass way.

They ate the bear, and made coats out of it to continue on their 'adventure'.

Which means Mr. Hopkins and Baldwin are CANNIBALIS! WTF! Hannibal Lectre lives outside the films, hes real!!

[rockisdead25]

please please share the lyrics

[sinfulldreamer]

LOL. That wasn't bad. I loved it.

[Ffantasy501]

you didnt say it was for kids, lol :D this is awesome good job ^_^

[Oliveti90210]

Awesome!!!! you have real talent :D

[oneclipleft]

@Oliveti90210 Thanks! I do my best.

[xXamraXx]

the part with the producer hitting the 3rd pig was really funny. clever video.

[thomassauce2]

hahahaahha i died at the end!! xD "then he went throught, and fell in some boiling water and died! and then the pig ate him! cause well pigs are hungry too.." hahahahahaa omg xD xD xD

[kelek2]

130 people didnt make brick houses

[Cameron1051]

"Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin!" "ight den bitch imma blow down your crib!"

[death19912]

Elder Scrolls Morrowind - 2005

Elder Scrolls Oblivion - 2008

Elder Scrolls Skyrim - 2011

[PlacidDirge]

Magnificent! Best 3 little pigs rhyme ever!

[destroyer11388]

AWESOME MAN LOVED IT!

[Crusano]

That, was fucking tight!

[TheDmged]

wait... whats that cube in wolf's head? ahahahhahaha 

[bobmarleyt3]

@TheDmged looks like an occlusion block to me

[TheDmged]

lolo nice fort! it would fit for me...

[TheSpearboy]

3:51 through till 4:12

By far the BEST part of this song!

[thegamerwhopwns]

i remember this in the summer

[jakemax100]

A True Recreation of the Three little pigs. y'all give it good ratin', ya dig.

[LordOfOblivion1]

"Kiss my ass wolf!" LOLROFLMAO

[lolops30]

guys, please tell me, oblivion or morrowind, i love oblivion, i have it for ps3, but i want to try morrowind, should i buy it for pc?

whats better, oblivion or morrowind?

[frankthematon]

@lolops30 Buy? you mean download? illegal? u know what i mean mah breda

[lolops30]

@frankthematon wtf, im full legit, i live in USA, there's no need to download illegal games like Venezuela's people

lolz, i just BOUGHT it (not downloaded), it rulz, i just defeated the super squirrel, it took me a while, but woah, its like loony tunes!

[frankthematon]

@lolops30 I have feelings too :( but rememba mah frend... IM EVERYTHING AND NOTHING.... BOO!

[lolops30]

@frankthematon OMG GOD, THIS GUY SCARES ME, IM GONNA CALL MY LAWYER RIGHT NOW!

I have a weird feeling that u will never be my friend again i will rip all the necromancers bones into the sacred waffle of the pinky nine

[frankthematon]

@lolops30 panda blue alien all night?

[lolops30]

@frankthematon maybe, i have to ask my cousin, but only is he brings me the catapulta amulet

Anyways, im so happy we are not weird people, and we always have really normal conversations :)

Let the god of the north-skeleton protect you with his wings

[frankthematon]

@lolops30 Very good. Now lets eat some cream from the legendary mountain of Guahzashuzeps

[lolops30]

@frankthematon dude, fuck u, i've been waiting for u since year EWSTLAR9022, and your not there, u know what?

UR OUT OF THE SUPERFREAKYSPIDERMANNERDS CLUB, YES, YOU RED RIGHT, YOUR OUT

well, sorry, sorry for all, ur back in the club, after all, your the master council of the bigatrola

But as ive said, im waiting in the mountains for you, internet is really slow, so i dont think u cant read this message

[lolops30]

@frankthematon BTW: I already bought The vengeance of the electric nome so we can play together until 8pm, i cant at 9pm cuz my moms gives me lettuce, and i have to eat it if i want to grow like a big and cute boy :)

Peace out fellow mellow

[frankthematon]

@lolops30 Ur a nice kid marshmallow face. Now if you excuse me, i am gonna eat some fluffy stuff. Now lets dance the Chakalakawats turtle bj x bj ladder shot noscopre xx zz HD ir mega grizz dj cj SA and FO3 extra sandwich with sand and a witch KEWL FACE FOR EVA

[lolops30]

@frankthematon FU* YOU, (sorry, i cant say bad words or my mommy will punish me and it will not let me play nes :( ) i just left the mountains, U NEVER COME, I WAITED FOR 5 HOURS, I TALKED TO DIXIE CHEEKS, BUT U NEVER APPEARD, so, right now, ive decirded your not enough cool to hang out with me and my imaginary friend, franklin

Goobye lord of the cristofo-rex

[frankthematon]

@lolops30 I was there in the crap mountain i never found you. But my little alien dinosaur told me that i was in the wrong mountain. Sorry my bad. But i have the perk second chance in real life so i get another chance thx to god mah breda. So i will see you in the minecraft mountain. But for all the trouble you will get a atari wii 4000 special edition! But i need candy and a bit of glue to survive in this lonely world without toxic mushrooms. So i need the magic potion to survive. omg salsa!

[frankthematon]

@lolops30 P.D: Im hurt

P.D.D: im stuck with a stun grenade stuck in time!

P.D.D.D: Dude i found a toxic mushroom in the lonely world without toxic mushrooms!

P.D.D.D.D: Only with MW2 magic hax

P.D.D.D.D.D: OMFG so many "D"

P.D.D.D.D.D.D: brb i have to pee

P.D.D.D.D.D.D.D: DUDE OMG i found a cow in my bathroom (a hole in the ground) FTW!

P.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D: OMG OMG IM ANTIAGOLUIS LADDER SHOT 1080 NO SCOPE *Sprays jeez everywhere*

P.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D: have to clean this mess c you later

[lolops30]

@frankthematon lol, that was funnier than me singing the x-mas song the mutilation of napalm corpses

hahaha, good times, it reminds me a monkey with a cape of the USA flag

[frankthematon]

@lolops30 DUDE i need help my room is full of jizz thanks to that 1080 noscope ladder shot across the map. I need a chicken, a witch, fluffy stuff, a toxic mushroom from the lonely world without toxic mushrooms, GLaDOS, a guy who says ME LIKE PORNO MAGAZINE, 3 AK 74 FU2, 5 Juan Pablos or 5 homos after all they are the same and a bottle of gravity and dark matter with a bit of light matter. And i need the super bowl stadium to make this potion with my spoon of 1mm

[TheAustinFleming]

OMG genius

[JaiiJaiidunoop]

Awsome :D morrowind 4 ever :D <3

[cloud7184]

i mean the tone is cacthey but its like wtf is up the blue part its a great video but that blue thing killed a few sences lol

[cloud7184]

@YouSirAreIgnorant1 i not puting it down im just saying the blue part in his head can kill some things im not saying the video sucks

[YouSirAreIgnorant1]

"A nice choices"? Lol, and I'm the 'dumbass'? I never said you're making fun of it, you're just stating the obvious. Simmer down xD

P.S. You could do metal vocal's, they are epic! I can't seem to stop listening to it. (While I play Morrowind may I add^^)

[matilija]

You need to put this song up for download! Its awesome.

[Baal0191]

that was AWESOME :D

[Lordofdragons16]

Why is there a blue cube clipped in the werewolf's head?

[Phantanos]

At last; a hard edged version of the song! I LIKE IT!

[MoundainX2B3J4]

so straw=yurt, sticks=house, concrete/brick=fort nice

[YouSirAreIgnorant1]

@MoundainX2B3J4 OMG you figured it out! Now if we could only figure out what 2+2 equals..

[MoundainX2B3J4]

@YouSirAreIgnorant1 i was saying it was a nice choices you fucking dumbass

[MoundainX2B3J4]

so straw=yurt, sticks=house, concrete/brick=fort

[darkhellion]

117 people got their shit blown in

[PandaPawSmile]

FUNNY!

[HordikaNation52]

badass!

[BG2515]

Tabs or it didn't happen.

[iHeartBowser]

Actually the pigs are a lot scarier than the wolf...

[PISTOLonlyGAMEPLAYS]

ok if that was a real song id still fucking love it FAVOURITED

[AteYourBaby13]

baaahaha. made my fuckin week!

[ohnoitsmangofett]

lol, Kiss my ass wolf

[JCI1990]

this was great

[skate4BVST]

at the end the time skips 5:28

[batboyjhg]

Moral of the song. Don't trust a pig, even if said pig is family.

[TheDreadfulsilence]

lmao nice one

besides solstheim werewolves for the fking win ;)

[cookies15682]

Mother:To old for this shit you are.

Kids:Have you been watching Star Wars again?

Mother:May the force be with you.

Kids:-.-

[matthewwest12]

no its not its to damn old to live in this shit

[waffle858585]

if the third pig eats the wolf, doesn't he also eat his brothers?, he's a fucking cannibal with an ugly fucking tattoo on his face

[holydiverbyDIO]

like Nerevar8592 said, try 4:15 with transcribed audio. its funny

[Turtawz]

PLEASE SETTLE THIS ARGUMENT BETWEEN ME AND MY BROTHER. Does the mother say, "...too damn old to live in the shed." or "...to damn old to live in this shit."

[holydiverbyDIO]

@Turtawz i think its shed because why would the mother live in "shit"?

[oneclipleft]

@Turtawz It's "too damn old to live in the shed". It sounds weird 'cause I was doing my crappy woman voice for that part. Argument settled!

[meggabubb]

little pig little pig let me in! " KISS MYY ASS, WOLF!"

[MasterOfFlash92]

xD win is win!

[holydiverbyDIO]

this video is so damm funny...hehe i love it!!!

[TrollmanIsTroll]

That wolf is so smart, he doesn't notice Piggy 3's house has a giant opening right there..

[Nerevar8592]

Watch it with transcribed audio on...

[holydiverbyDIO]

@Nerevar8592 LOL nice dude the transcribed audio says some weird shit but its funny xD

[RETRODANIEL360]

little pig little pig let me in... kiss my ass wolf

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[gamerguy0512]

Fable 3 FTW

[Mrmonkeyking2]

were is this in morrowind?

[LilAlfiq]

@Mrmonkeyking2

Pelagiad.

[TheCrazyCharlie]

Who ever this band is they suck! How can you fuck up a song so easy to play? Learn how to play the song first...

[Maurdx]

This "version" is pure shit

[milkyze]

awesome



[Pilaf1984]

@FOBaddictnum1 There's a book about orcs in Morrowind called "The Pig Children."

[MaggotKing556]

this is retarded and a waste of time to even watch

[jmdodo1]

i dug it man. very creative and a fabulous tribute to the worst band in the world!

[chance111123]

thanks man for making this that was way too fucken funny 'rember this is sopos to ryme so say for fucken line' this was utterly a master piece, too bad some kids dont apreciate it and cause shit on your comment box... but other then that this was a fucken great video!!!!

[zinubes10]

so the third piggy ate the wolf and his eaten brothers in his stomach wow o.o

[TheBrianWashed]

nice video. Thumbs up for producer!

[420POTFATHER]

your therr lil pigs sucks like wow and you fags

[BleakandDead]

@420POTFATHER Yes, his therr lil pigs do suck like wow. And whoever made this remember: you fags.

[imboardrightnow]

let me in!....Kiss My Ass!!