Where Do You EJACULATE??????

[TheKiley01]

how bout in a bin bag lol

[AnimeGirl5445]

lol sex cup XD >w>

[McBummly]

;D blanket that i dont use no more

[kathleenthebitch]

female here. WTFingF!?! I don't know whether to laugh or start searching for surfaces to bleach or just throwaway.

[justpoopedmahself]

quite litterally IN my bed as in i cut a whole in my mattress



[lostboycmd]

@justpoopedmahself *hole



[DouchebagCris8]

Inside a girls ear xD

[iluvmybff1bf]

Into a gun?!

[20GUARD20]

All over my pet animals.

[brighs]

I thought i was the only one who did it in the jacuzzi! LOL

[BOOKILLER631]

In the shower, in my bed.

[ktockly]

Tube socks.

[CrEwS1709]

on the ceiling



[xDubstepShots]

Jets in the jacuzzi ;)

[zombiequeen666]

during class whils itting in the front of the room

[punkisnotdead41]

1:34-1:39 is literally the funniest moment in the history of the gradualreport.

[FEM2010LikeaG6]

I just ejaculated 10 minutes ago, after jacking off to a picture of a hot girl almost naked! Damn, I the feeling ejaculating! When I ejaculate, I always do it in my bedroom, I ejaculate under my bed covers, on top of my bed, or on the floor! I've ejaculated literally at least 10-20 times in my lifetime!!!

[397pollo]

hotel floor

[Creed1345]

all over my mate face when she was sleeping ;)

[vitellibabe]

on dannys koala poster... :D

[NobodyBeatsTheHammer]

I jizzed on library books....I don't think anyone will notice

[MrLeontey]

i jizzed on justin bieber and he became a girl =p

[TheJewishAssassin]

On the evil woman people say will pop up if you don't forward a message.

[MALSIV]

I a public pool...

[milica57]

I love that song. On the beginning.

[brendan0077]

I guess you could say these locations...

** Puts on Glasses**

Had it Cumming.

AUUUUGHHHHHHHH.

[maceo92798]

in to kayla MOUTH OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN btw it my friends gf

[MrVincentCullen]

myyyy flooorrrr....



[xoBrittBrat]

*DEATH*

[AfroGrizzly]

In my little brothers crayon box. :o

[DaNargh42]

Its like Dr Seuss...

[mesummerstar]

I know somewhere you forgot.....

In my mouth, (;

[JimmySummers93]

@mesummerstar dirty girl *spank*

[TheExtremeTES]

@mesummerstar I need to ask you to stop with that...Shouting. It's making a lot of nerds horny. xD

[kingcrimson234]

"into a gun"

lol what

[rattlehead54321]

your mom

[04ging]

at my school bus stop when cars drive past

[Blackinterceptor999]

Her belly button...."I'm sorry babe but that was funny and you know it."

[smallfryrocks1024]

i did it in alot of woman and ROBOTS

[RosaNomNom]

Girl here, out with some friends, fell over, squirted with lube. Seems one of my friends had already ejaculated into this lube bottle. I feel slimy and smelt salty all afternoon =D

[BigBulgeMe]

Wherever that uncontrollable urge decides to purge... urinals, undies, etc...it's all good!;)

[ballls2u]

on mike tyson's tiger

[hxer6]

I jizzed into a hair parlour before.....One man thought it was just really,really sticky shampoo...

[CheesyPumbah]

yay

[jacobnixon38]

a cup



[TheFootballbeast29]

i jizzed on pot and put it in a bad and gave it to my friend. he smoked it.......

[PivotmasterXH]

my girl freinds mouth.

[kingcrimson234]

@PivotmasterXH that's funny, i've also ejaculated into your girlfriend's mouth.

[noobstergoog]

into my dog's mouth

[Tylerwparker]

THE WALL!! AND YOU SHOULD DO A SHOW ON THE CRAZIEST FUCKER ALIVE

[ThaMuse07]

into a pile of leaves... hahaha

[888cyber]

my pants

[BigLyfe1]

on your mom just thinking about it mmm kjgfdshiojsadfhgjwdm

[WzWmove]

on my wely chear .on my lamp onmy leg

[FlatOutRandom]

On my lap top... watching this

[gmod576]

you my sir are sick

[KiIIerEIite]

I AM TALKING IN CAPS LOCK SO YOU SEE MY MESSAGE, I DEMAND YOU MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT HITTING ON GIRLS. BUT DONT ACTUALLY TEACH ANYONE HOW TO HIT ON GIRLS JUST MAKE SOMETHING LIKE HOW TO KISS!

[Teddric28]

...im gonna ejaculate now, and subscribe to your posts. maybe you'll talk about sex again. plus, i'm off today, so i'm having a marathon to celebrate...

[FabMrFabFab]

I ejaculated into Adam. Shh he thinks it's paint too!

[11Emanny]

on a pop tart, n my grl thought it was th icing

[flamingoboii97]

once i jizzed on my school book, the teacher thought it was glue

[Tylerwparker]

the carpet

[ScarFace9797]

Uner the kitchen table, onto a carrot, then it went to my dog.

[TheizaBELLLLE]

1:37 jizz in my pants face

[PriorityOfVengence]

THIS VIDEO...

....IS INSPIRING :)

[MsRainbowiee2315]

Time to clear my history..

[fnkjly6192]

Keep pressing 5... he ejaculate ^_^

[Killerxx1217]

Wow.... he Prolly Still is a Virgin i MEAN LOOK AT HIM

[PriorityOfVengence]

@Killerxx1217 So THATS what your friends say to you everyday..

[wHiTeSoXrOcK1212]

dont press 1

[SuperNate42]

1:28-1:36 lmao times 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000­,000,000

[TheIcalik]

Inside a hole inside a teddy bear.

[msjitterbug98]

on a piano

[TheKurokageryu]

"it was soo romantic" ftw

[14ilikepudding]

into ur moms ass

[seanpewe]

on a potato........................­...

[Swashbucklerrr]

more like where haven't i ejaculated.

[MarikHawk]

can think of alot of places to ejaculate..

Best still is a girls face;P

[CrazyAndLazy23]

pause at 2:02 and he is ejaculateing now

[CrazyAndLazy23]

my underwear, during a shower(that awesome try it), shooting straight up to see how high i can get it. in my pants, pretend im shooting a gun,

[MsSeansBABY]

@CrazyAndLazy23 rofl ur absolutely horrible l0l ur crazy!!!!

[KingTexas23]

out the windo and in a girl

[KingTexas23]

out the windo

[longdaybignight]

I jizzed in a trucks fuel tank once, that truck is now known as optimus prime...

[MASTER1LINK]

@longdaybignight BULL SHIT!! you are not Chuck Norris!! :D

[ThaMuse07]

@longdaybignight hello chuck

[mizzbahamas88]

@longdaybignight

lmao!!!!!

[customerofshit]

@longdaybignight That's a modified Chuck Norris joke, you thieving cunt.

[xxLykABossxx]

@longdaybignight you must be chuck norris ...

[sidingman992]

i do it all over inside my air hose and then i turn the airhose on and let it bloww all over me

[luxor135]

@sidingman992 how old are you? 9?! have you discovered the vacuum cleaner hose yet?

[corveGT1PL]

on girls legs :L

[bryce8065]

OVER MY HANDS : [ | )

[erielight]

i into your mom

[Tyler10444]

On A Skateboard. xD

[tiedie4life]

into a pocket p***y

[DougEfresh956]

into a fan so it blows all over the room.

[DivaLa16]

There is only one solution that helped me. youtube.com/watch?v=UEdrxTEluU­w

[ThatTrumpetKid]

Pause @ 0:15 total creeper face XD

[ThePussyblaster]

all over the tv the pc and the laptop AT THE SAME TIME HAHAHA :)

[ThePussyblaster]

all over my CD case lols :)

[kexard]

into a washcloth

into a hotelroom toilet

into a pillow

into a pillowcase

into my own toilet

into the school toilet

and into an empty box of kleenex......yea

[rotopercutorash]

on a koala poster

[TirionFordring991]

IN YOUR HANDS

[714littlemsgaby]

I made my ex-boyfriend orgasm on his own face once. Ahahaa! he laughed, as did I.

[Rossman768]

qw1v809 2woenfye8o73v2h9.... oh sorry i was cleaning it off the keyboard

[GingerCab]

@Rossman768 You know that there's a backspace key, right?

[LoveExtremely]

@GingerCab dude, seriously..

[dezzidy904]

women have the ability to ejaculate AND orgasm more than once. sure men are pretty good at the gross game, but wait till you meet a squirter. and then bring spray bleach. ive seen the vids. there can be BUCKETS MAN

[Dorotka90xx]

lol grandma's vacuum cleaner

[CamprKillers]

onto my phone

[RudlaviJoe]

trash can, later you just throw it out :)

[comeseeben]

only ungreatful whores spit it out.

[metalmusic0304]

@comeseeben that made me lol

[tragershaz]

Car's gas tank =D

[RacheAvenger07]

I will never use lotion at my male friend's houses ever again.....

[evilscapes28]

I was at my friends house. There where three other guys in the room, it's okay because we were watching american pie beta house unrated, and it was a contest.

[leeparkdenouden]

in my french teachers mouth !!

[crime1addict]

in the eye of my father. What can i say, he surprised me at a very, very bad time...

[alaskanhuskeee92]

your fucking mother. KIDDING. i love you danny. COMPLETE HOMO. just for you.

[mad4pies]

car



[mad4pies]

girlfriends bag



[mad4pies]

teachers bag

[prettyxKittyx]

Any girl saying gross to a guy jizzing sounds like they've never done anything with a dude before. That's how it looks to meh. xD

[ticklemepickle95]

@prettyxKittyx Ha! I was totally thinking the same. Or just immature kids. :D

[tragedy8000]

i made my girl ejaculate on my moms bed sheets of my moms bed.....soooo, and why are those chicks talkin bout period blood?

[billybot30]

on the cat

[BusinessSocks101]

@billybot30 ahahahAHA time to change my boxerssssss

[kreedzmedia]

til'i cum

[MegaDust23]

I don't know.. it's all random lol

[Sybrew]

On the top of my own head. Yea, beat that.

[cookieandroney4everx]

press 7 rapidly for BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM xD

[koolA1dmannTV]

on laptop screen



[HannahEmDavis]

over @RhysScully

[RhysScully]

over this video !! :P

[SuperSerbSoundSystem]

on keyboard!

[Megacore35]

Into your grandma's vacuum cleaner lmao :)

[person339]

on my ceiling fan. it flew all around the room.

[theamazingtoot]

he forgot to drop the money on the mountains and the valley!

[Jimbobskater]

jacked off in my car on the highway true story

[raccoonpokemon]

@Jimbobskater did u happen to be on tosh.0..........

[Jimbobskater]

@raccoonpokemon ???

[raccoonpokemon]

@Jimbobskater FUCKER

[riashow]

on my bed.if you wnt, i can shot anywhere ladies want me to shot

[omg13lover]

On my Keyboard

[GS315ish]

on the headstone of a retarded girl in a cemetery

[fickie321]

@GS315ish Thats fucked up

[GS315ish]

@fickie321 Bahahahahaha I win.

[iga141997]

Click 0 rapidly :D

[CrushedRose666]

LOL funny Vid :P

[omg13lover]

In the corpse of a dead goat!!! :D

[lexhus]

try tiny(dot)cc/8t0hn

[SparksPissedOff]

Nepal.

Literally, all over Nepal, which is surprising, seeing as I don't actually know where that is...I impress myself sometimes.

[SpexCinema]

Dumb asses , he said a Vagina!

Oh , your so thick you don.t know what that is. Watch some porn and find out!

[Bassmash]

Into the cash register at a burger king employed by cats

[xFirestarx336]

How about you stop being a loser and get a pussy to cum into?

[jtbest181818]

it would be 1 looooooooooong list

[omg13lover]

Men are DISUSTING

[CheJK666]

@omg13lover you just say that cuz uve never been creampied

[omg13lover]

@CheJK666 Cream pied???? please esplain.. :D



[CheJK666]

@omg13lover google it..

[TheBeefyWizard35]

@omg13lover Yes, and women are nastier

[omg13lover]

@OctaviaRavia Your an ass :P Haha but i love that song :P

[anyoljackass]

@omg13lover AND PROUD

[MrLangely]

@omg13lover you have periods, that's worse, get over it

[ChristianTheOnly]

tissiue is the way to go

[ThatThereStranger]

into my nose

[tbear116]

i ejaculate on my girlfriend, cuz im not a single weirdo like all these other dudes... lol a vacumecleaner? really?