12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams

[Rubberbandballer]

Holy shit guys, do you know what The Onion is? I feel like I'm reading a bunch of comments written by some stupid gypsies.

[MrAndre416]

Their looking for YOUNGER women wonder why ugh(gay) and their mums must be so proud that their sons are feeling for LUMPS

[asx305]

Lol, the kids said to the host that she better come to us and we will exam your breast...

Isnt this what porn stars say to the hot blonde that they are going to exam her?

[dawnqwerty]

I am a eagle scout

[dawnqwerty]

The kids don't even have the star scout rank patch on their uniforms, their shoulder things  are wrong and they haven't met the age requirement and the lady doesnt speak like she would if she would be interviewing for real

[hitjohnyup]

@dawnqwerty It's a joke, you twit.

[Rodderz123456789]

Do people not realise what the onion is?

[TheJustmaster06]

i'm a scout from philippines and i can tell you guys are awsome pervs i like your moves!!!!!!

[TheTroymaster12]

These kids are fucking geniuses

[999loops]

@duck1cat lol lmao

[DanK3l14]

Giggity

[duck1cat]

Its not really a basment.. It has a carpet :)

[TJporsche25]

Little fucking perverts!!! lol

[Leecanada30]

Why the hell didn't i think of that jezzz.. Winning...!!!

[Aussieshepherds123]

"Come into my basement and lemme feel ur boobs!", basically. O heeeelll no. community service? yeah right.

[search8894]

smart kids

[Schnikerdoodle]

What's next, are the girl scouts going to start giving prostate exams?

[4everSingdance]

@blank21121 umm ya but who's parents would let their kids participate in a fake interview like that any ways oh right fucked up ones

[TheBeBeCaCa]

Thumbs up if you like to scroll through the comments and see who... you know... actually (wink wink) ;)

[Rapprodigy100]

WOW Legends

[mackat4ck]

The dirty little fuckers! lol Good idea though!

[SevenEpicStudios]

They don't give a shat about cancer. They just want to see boobies

[4everSingdance]

Wait their parents are actually letting them do this what kinda fucked up patents would let their kids do this oh right fucked up ones !!!!!

[blank21121]

@4everSingdance you do realise that the onion is a fake news network...right?

[MrSolarisBreeze]

Talk about "being prepared".

[thejaredfunnys]

Selflessly giving back to the community, the kinds of things I like to see. Great job guys!

[galerapesada]

C'mon, you thought they would be feeling her breasts...and were disappointed they didn't.

[tigerchickn]

IN YOUR BASEMENT!

[whyareulokkingmyname]

you people are all IDIOTS! YOU SERIOUSLY BELIVE THIS? ITS A JOKE! I MEAN LOOK WHO POSTED IT! THE ONION NEW!

[Bamphonymous]

@whyareulokkingmyname wow sherlock, thanks for that priceless peace of information

[jWinter2000]

This is a joke cause of the end coming ahead thing and kids get eagle scout at 16-18 not like 13

[LordDolor11]

!areyoukiddingme!

[LordDolor11]

FUCKING SMART!

[XxBeasty27xX]

@marky11694 Haha either the onion actors are that good or you are one stupid person.

[0413sk]

OMG THEY STARTED STUTTERING WHEN THEY SAID HOW TO CHECK!!!! :D

[brazilbotom]

leting kids do breast examination on younger women in their basment i dont seee how that is in any way peverous

[markobyrne1]

Wow people who thought this was real are complete tards haha. The comments were funnier than the skit...dumbasses

[dredful00]

@Marky11694

I wonder what moron would belive this is real...

[Marky11694]

@mdude44 What makes you think that Onion News makes up their stories

[mdude44]

@Marky11694 did you seriously believe this was a real news story a you fricking kidding me this was done by the onion news network a comedy group that display comedy on news formats

[bowtoyourmaster]

@mdude44 Wow, dumbass, ONN doesn't make up their stories.

[donnk]

@mdude44

your retarded, ONN is a very reputable news network

if you want fake news go watch fox news tard

[Marky11694]

@TheSbsw & @sciencefan001 are you fucking kidding me these boys are not trying to bring awareness to Breast Cancer which they could do by handing out pamphlets and placing notices on peoples cars and doors. Their going up to Various woman who they probably don't know and having them remove their tops so these two little perv's can feel them up and see and touch a woman's breasts and frankly this reporter is an idiot for airing this and your idiots for not knowing that this is perverted

[imRidi]

should have done this when I was 12..

[Marky11694]

Frankly I wonder how many Moron's let these boys examine their Breasts Including this dumbass Reporter

[TheSbsw]

@Marky11694 These kids are doing a service, just because they're not medical professionals doesn't mean they can't help, breast cancer is a serious problem

[sciencefan001]

@Marky11694 i thumbs up your comment to show how stupid you are

[EmoMountainOfEmotion]

@Marky11694 i hope your being sarcastic. cause if u aren't god you are dumb

[BaxiBWFC]

@Marky11694 its the onion, fake report haha

[623callum]

@Marky11694 you know its not real?

[Frazzles2001]

LOLOLCAKES

[MrWilliamwankerbrown]

you can examine me anytime fuck you

[StephensStuff]

"whilst I get this spray cheese off the floor..." he's busy cooking up some looooove!

[delusion74]

old women know this stuff already lol

[Gam3rz3lite]

Omg is this fake lol

[MyIamamazing]

Only focusing on younger women cause they dont want some skanky old bag they want to take advantage not get taken advantage of regardless of the lie congrats on fooling women boys kudos to you also lol you should come over later ya just like the one kid cummed his pants as he shifted positions LOL

[MyIamamazing]

BASEMENT LOL RAPE DUNGEON

[MyIamamazing]

lol send them your pics lol its a porn site even look at that girl on their site in vid

[MyIamamazing]

Lol some good websites... I bet and confusing haha they dont get how it works man I had already lost my virginity by 12 this shit is funny

[jacobbarnowski]

Every body knows why they are doing this. To not get in trouble for looking at porn

[TheKatyLady1]

hahah this kids are such goood actors

[mrdevilmaydie]

I got my eagle scout at 15...you're its not even possable in any way what so ever to get eagle rank under 14.....ever.....

[Boohish]

Pfftt... thats nothing. The kids in Troop 69 are becoming gynecologists.

[usernameiforgotit]

@Peterlover1023 I agree

[Trashcansam123]

12 years old and eagle scouts already? What the hell? The youngest record I've heard of is like 15.

[TheHungerGamesPrim]

Sorry. Boys

[TheHungerGamesPrim]

Weird how it's bots who did that

[asafandshit]

That makes me a SUPER-SCOUT!!!

I'll do that gladly.

[Killzone3265]

WHAT IF THEY FEEL LUMPS

[JohnFreshjiive]

yo gotta squeezee the nipplee

[JohnFreshjiive]

hes gonna do it in the basement LOLOLOL

[mcgusto82]

"thanks for coming on the show". Lmao!!!

[traven64]

Smart pervs

[GringoBack]

cooking corner: "REMOVE SAUSAGE AND YOU'RE DONE" hahahha:D

[ericedequals1]

Don't really trust these guys. Anyway, it's fucking smart

[BillaPunkSk8ter]

@ericedequals1 not sure if trolling or just stupid

[minidd99]

MILF

[jordanloljordan6531]

is this real?

[3Onlooker7]

lol Onion news

[PeterLover1023]

and they are HORNEY to see some tites and have a boner and stuff

[benarobinson]

@PeterLover1023 Hahaha, I hadn't noticed that.

[PeterLover1023]

This is discusting! you don't see me asking the guys in my class to help me with a breast exam and they are probably doing this because they want to see some tites! do there parent know what they are doing

[ashtonryan93]

@PeterLover1023 its a joke mate ! dont get it ? 

[Clairisawesome12]

@mazzer102 haha

[Clairisawesome12]

I would NOT let 2 12 year olds do that to me!

[antony2k9]

the pervs of the future :)

[2kool4u57]

These kids know how to lie

[chrisboi1266]

reporter: where do you plan to do these examinations

boy1:in my basement

boy2: its not really a basement it has a carpet o.O

[TheYankeeDude03]

nice

[Heisbig]

Slick kids....LOL

[postmortem777]

hhaaha  1:14 "let us examine your breasts (= - two 12 yr old boys smiling LOL

[M3rkEntertainment]

and..."Scouts Hope To Publicize Project By Examining Jessica Alba" :D

[M3rkEntertainment]

LMAO..."Scouts Say Blondes At Highest Risk, May Need Multiple Checkups"

[Gfather2006]

I'm so proud of these two kids! Little players!

[kdstone1991]

710 people don't realize that the onion is complete bullshit

[mazzer102]

I dont think they care about cancer, they just wanna touch boobs

[tutorialmania2]

right they want exam for cancer i dont think so. ok off that topic im in troop 1 in alton illinois robert wadlow was in my scout

[InfectedDynamite]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!­!!!!!!iwant to be a scout now!

[yehoon13]

o_O

[jrflores123kid]

Wtf

[legogirl201]

let us examine your breast that sign is disturbing

[jfield1997]

What... Is this real?

[swagbucks10k]

@jfield1997

No!

[theomega616]

@jfield1997 Do you not know what "the onion" is?

It's satirical news station, it makes funny news stories and presents them as serious news. Like there modern warfare 3 news story was stuff like "you have to sit around for about 12 hours at a time, sometimes cleaning your gun, it's THAT realistic!"

Check out there site!

[FireInTheHole96]

Bloody hell, it's obviously a joke.

[1999lekovic]

0:00 remove sausage and your done!

LOL

[Einarr1989]

Boy scouts? Shouldn't they be offering to check for testicular cancer? Haha.

[skogoskar]

It's a fucking joke morons! look who put this video up and you'll see..

[sophsunderthebed]

i find it kinda perverted for these boys to do this! LOL!!

how did i get on the weird part of youtube?

[CinderellaBabe13]

Purvss

[JuliannGP]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha does nobody else think this is funny?!?!? XD

[111Misteryman]

Pervs

[MrRadioNuke]

There the biggest pervs

[fatalmaverick]

people can't find this satirical? Shows us what a state state of media brainwashing this side of the world is in. You believe anything with the UI layout of a news station makes it real? Just because people are wearing suits they are telling the truth? Wake up.

[supergal201]

Does any find this Pervy?

[KILLER77X1]

These kids are gods... Wish I could be that cool

[jjtp101202]

i think they are just pervs

[007bogossemre007]

Everything of "the Onion" is comedy !! We know it's fake you morons !!

[Schwertization]

Me at :10, WHAT THE FU-Oh its an ad

[raginroninreview]

stop ruining the joke!! jeezus, get a sense of humor people

[trishhellyeah]

lmfao, yeah we looked all over the internet. Nicked that idea off me!

[Seedr0]

I can't believe a reporter would fall for this... it's clearly a SCAM!

[bioniclefan1999]

@Seedr0 its clear your a retard and cant tell when something is satire

[enternamex]

"i also like to do it when im in the shower."

"ughh yeah okay."

[zballin23]

Omg this video is so real :D

[DJdawgYO1]

12 year old pervs. What is the world coming to

[bioniclefan1999]

@DJdawgYO1 its satire

[erzan]

I can't believe people think this is real. COME ON PEOPLE!

[graphbitez]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[RCATALANO204]

Haha lol just 2 horny boys try n 2 c and feel some titties

[TheTerminatorT900]

these kids are LEGENDS!!

[MDO9ify]

EVERYONE WHO THINKS THIS IS REAL well I'm pretty sure it's no

[729bric]

These are charlie sheen's kids because they are winning

[iiZuras]

"How to get more done while you sleep" at the end. It's obviously fake...

[bioniclefan1999]

@iiZuras no shit sherlock

[hippi3l0v3r]

I know this isn't fake, but I can't help but wonder from their answers if there are alternative motives...

[bioniclefan1999]

@hippi3l0v3r its fake

[SanderKristensen95]

Say whaaat?

Barney Stinson got kids??

[Mms11449ify]

U should come over sometime haha

[Mazdarx82012]

fucking discusting little kids the parents will be discusted whatever them kids have reaserched lol t3rty p3rv35

[ThaRolk]

I thought this was true until I realized this is THE ONION'S CHANNEL LOL

[ThaRolk]

Touching tits = Community hours? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THIS IS GREAT

[ascii211]

Dang they are geinus and need to get the medal of getting some which is the highest honor obtainable by modern teens lolololololololol

[runescapefan11700]

This, is discraseful

[bioniclefan1999]

@runescapefan11700 this, is satire

[zeadsi]

2nd TOP COMMENT SUCKS ASS!!!!!

[xjennproductionsx]

this is so weird who would want to do this?

[ZombiesNIghtmare99]

lol haha who's next to see ur boobies

[BasicinGaming]

Lucky bastards they got to grope women for free

[TheMuz11]

Its not real lucky for them if

It was 16-28 only

[yafb317]

@katninja95

You seriously believed this? Wow.

[therushingzombie]

You guys are idiots. It's the onion it's a joke!

[MaryDiana5]

Oh well, I admit I fell for this. My husband is LOL since he is teaching me the computer and told me I was faked out totally.

[ltcazz]

Omfg is this a joke. I feel so bad for them

[55jjjjjjjjjj]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA

[MacavitysSweetheart]

It's a joke.....

[MaryDiana5]

You have to be kidding me! Have we turned that stupid as responsible adults? I suppose the GIRL scouts now get "merit badges" to examine MEN and BOYS for hernias. That would be the day I would invite two boy scouts to my home to "help" me examine my breasts! They would walk out with boners in their tighty whities and I would get arrested. What's happened to just walking old ladies across the street? No erection problem there.

[bioniclefan1999]

@MaryDiana5 your an idiot for believing this

[titsandbagelz]

1:38 BONER ALERT KID ON THE RIGHT

[katninja95]

Perverts I can't believe this I'm a girl and I would not let them do that omg is this like for real

[mcarlile10]

Just want to touch women u stupid boys that's offensive!!

[archibaldKwafo]

Ha. Brilliant.

[TheDareDay]

And who are there parents

[qwert747]

''My brother knows how to make websites''

Im pretty sure that 75% of ppl on the internet knows how to make a website.

[DubDub4All]

@qwert747 completely irrelivant

[mcmufin619]

Just so you know I know this video is fake and a joke I just realized that my comment sounded like I thought it was real. But if it was I'd be high fiving these young barney Stinsons!

[orbazel]

If their was a Breast Badge, I'd be a 32 year old boy scout!

[orbazel]

Remove sausage and your done!

[bushonomics]

Haha priceless :)

[69kaye69]

Ahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahah­ahah! WTF!

[OpalDreams1]

its a godd thing they want to help.. but letting a 12 year old touch your breast is a little..yah it sounds perverted

[theazn07]

LOL how sketchy does this sound: "let a12-year-old examine your breasts in his basement" XP

[theazn07]

this is very american pie... lol

[TheAppman2000]

My mum has breast cancer. She's had about 3 surgeries but they've done nothing. Now it's spread to the liver

[234cartmanrules]

I know it aint funny but DAMN thise kids must get puss in 7th grade hell yeah

[music4ismylife8]

This isn't even funny, cancer, especially breast cancer, is not a joking matter.

[neasnat]

hmmmmm I wonder why they chose breast exams???