OMG all you americans think of everytime something bad happens is "sue them". I spill coffee from McDonalds, which is OBVIOUSLY hot unless you're a dumbass and expect cold coffee, SUE MCDONALDS! I got accidentally stepped on by a man, SUE HIM! My teacher won't let me go to the bathroom, SUE THE TEACHER! You should sue your mother for giving birth to such money-worshiping dumbfucks.
The nieghbor lady moved last week. Nice looking woman in her 50's. The movers had taken all her stuff except her bed, because she had to stay a few extra days. She ask if I would help her load her bed into a truck she borrowed. "Sure" I said. I picked up her mattress and started to carry it to the truck, and between the mattress and box springs was a giant dildo. Massive. I tried to act like I didn't see it, she was so embarrassed, she couldn't speak. I just smiled and said nothing. Funny.
@idannyboy18 Ow... my brain... if you're going to criticize at least spell 'gross' properly! And the vibrator was new out of the package. As for who would use humour (such as the idea of a small child innocently playing with a new found toy that would mortify his dear mommy when she sees it) to sell their products: Ikea!
Is this publicly acceptable. Omg, what else are they going to start putting on television for Gods sake? How is this acceptable for a young child to hold that. What a good influence! :( Wow, sad.
yuck, i'm not putting my vibes in a particleboard drawer. rather has the kid touch some people juice than have my lady get a vaginal dose of formaldehyde.
Ikea is only trying to state that not real is as good as real. well then have a tofu burger with fat free cheese washed down with an odouls.
What is this commercial for? Who sponsored this? Tidy up? Should be called, "dumbest commercial EVAR!"
And before some ass hole comments explaining the video to me, I KNOW! But what's the point? Does this scenario happen frequently? Do people generally leave their dildos out for their children to play with? I'm gonna make a commercial telling people not to leave their porn on thier computers when they are done masterbating too... I just don't get it.
@ThoseWhoStayUofM u must be the happiest guy down there in honkeydonk-happyface-village... everybody loves u and ur comments so much that they always let u sit on table just for ur own when u enter a restaurant or cafe
@whaizthah Ao all those people who have dildos and just don't know where to put them, go to ikea and get more storage..... Great concept. If they make their furniture like they make their commercials, I know one place I will never shop. Seriously... worst commercial ever.
omg he was so cute and innocent laughing at it vibrating on the floor. That was the cutest, most hilarious thing ive ever seen...It was so wrong to watch though lol
Wow... One: The mother should have the baby's daddy with her to please her... Two: Put that shit up in a fucking dresser-drawer where it fucking belongs... Three: Make sure that there is no access to it what-so-fucking-ever...
i thought it was a bullt
joshua123ldrago 1 week ago
did'nt everyone notice that the kid is wearing freddy crugers shirt!.haha
whatamove 1 month ago
was that.......????
Rawrfried 2 months ago
LOL
morior 3 months ago
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Mommy, why does this rocket ship smell like poo poo?
PanterA1984 3 months ago
Hahah great commercial
jewaitzeluf1 3 months ago
OMG all you americans think of everytime something bad happens is "sue them". I spill coffee from McDonalds, which is OBVIOUSLY hot unless you're a dumbass and expect cold coffee, SUE MCDONALDS! I got accidentally stepped on by a man, SUE HIM! My teacher won't let me go to the bathroom, SUE THE TEACHER! You should sue your mother for giving birth to such money-worshiping dumbfucks.
ChihuahuaFTW 3 months ago
@ChihuahuaFTW funniest part is, most americans think just like you fucker.
mtnonames 2 months ago
@ChihuahuaFTW Not all of us Americans think that way! Only the stupid ones!
...
Okay, maybe you were right.
DaGrox94 1 month ago
haha oh snap. the kids getting an early start
bstang93 3 months ago
93 Dislikes are from the mothers!
szabofoktszilard 3 months ago
@szabofoktszilard could be fathers, who knows :) wink wink
jeremynobigdeal 3 months ago
The nieghbor lady moved last week. Nice looking woman in her 50's. The movers had taken all her stuff except her bed, because she had to stay a few extra days. She ask if I would help her load her bed into a truck she borrowed. "Sure" I said. I picked up her mattress and started to carry it to the truck, and between the mattress and box springs was a giant dildo. Massive. I tried to act like I didn't see it, she was so embarrassed, she couldn't speak. I just smiled and said nothing. Funny.
sixstringfretter 4 months ago
i thought it was a bullet train with no wheels.... :/ ....wish it was.... :(
ajoforo 4 months ago
IKEA sells dildos?
looloorex 4 months ago
Funny and good commercial!
JoeyBoya 4 months ago
This is shameful. This company just showed what they stand for. Leave kids out of your sexual problems. Stupid.
realitysmaster 4 months ago
priceless!!!!
Doempy 4 months ago
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That was awsome!!!
Sandra7688 5 months ago
I thought it was a giant bullet.
DkBieber1 5 months ago 38
Fucking disgusting.
jorgekluney 5 months ago
My actual words after watching... WHAT THE FUCK?! HAHAHAHAHA
MCDEOLE 5 months ago
now if that was a girl...
rosavanwinkle 5 months ago 2
WHAT THE FUCK!!! seriously!
AndyvanKayne 5 months ago
IS THAT A VIBRATOR!?
CheskaPalabrica 5 months ago
@CheskaPalabrica no shit
rosavanwinkle 5 months ago
that is so grows who in gods name would let him do that
idannyboy18 5 months ago
@idannyboy18
..."grows"? Are you serious? THAT'S A VERB!
gravichick777 5 months ago
@idannyboy18 Ow... my brain... if you're going to criticize at least spell 'gross' properly! And the vibrator was new out of the package. As for who would use humour (such as the idea of a small child innocently playing with a new found toy that would mortify his dear mommy when she sees it) to sell their products: Ikea!
ZoidburgIsGreat 4 months ago
Haha wtf!? :P
19dejavu87 6 months ago
wtf??!!:O
monkethemackan 6 months ago
Mommy, why does this rocket ship smell like stinky fish?
gbart57 6 months ago 38
is it me or is that a metal dildo?
MjrDario 6 months ago
@MjrDario Its a vibrator
AAAbatterication 6 months ago
@MjrDario
Nope, it's a vibrator... Dildo's don't vibrate... duh.
wombattim 6 months ago
@wombattim LOL
MjrDario 6 months ago
ikea wtf?
zccvw 6 months ago
what the F!!!!!!!!!!!!
gilgil9222008 6 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
CalMC2009 6 months ago
I remember old catalogs used to advertise these as "face massagers". :D
timrs2001 6 months ago
TAHAHA. ayun pala yun. LMAO :))
4kakay 6 months ago
): D: O: ahhhhhhhhhh
zapofdeath308 6 months ago
Hahahaha! Wow! XD
ToviaPicoru 6 months ago
ITS NOT A FREAKIN DILDO GUYS. ITS A VIBRATOR. GOSH.
VictoriasSecret27 6 months ago
@VictoriasSecret27 a vibrator is a type of dildo....
capierce 6 months ago
@capierce a dildo is in the shape of a dick. a vibrator tends not to be.
VictoriasSecret27 6 months ago
@VictoriasSecret27 I don't know what the "normal" is so i can't what the tendencies are, but this vibrator was clearly phallic in shape, agreed?
capierce 6 months ago
@VictoriasSecret27 what the difference?
alinajustme11 5 months ago
What the fuck did that have to do with IKEA!?!?!?!??!?!
Brok3nThumbs 6 months ago
@Brok3nThumbs tidy up with ikea furniture
VictoriasSecret27 6 months ago
@Brok3nThumbs "Tidy up" ie, using one of Ikea's portable organizational closets, complete with rocket silos etc..
ChathamFr0 6 months ago
Is this publicly acceptable. Omg, what else are they going to start putting on television for Gods sake? How is this acceptable for a young child to hold that. What a good influence! :( Wow, sad.
PoeticAuthority 6 months ago
DILDO...
pelicaravansary 6 months ago
it's not like it was used so shut the fuck up and its not like it was the colour or definable shape of a freaking penis so far out :@
Bratz2310 6 months ago
Hey that's you're mom's favorite toy!
xXEviLIntenTXx 6 months ago
its a @#!#@er
jhonnyf67 7 months ago
@BemyTheLadysLover u sick pervert
xIJadex 7 months ago
lol
chrxz 7 months ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!
ericmanemak 7 months ago
@Slurpak Wait, it wasn't a rocket?
DTRAVELOCITY 7 months ago
this was a commercial?!?!?!?!
foreverritaya 7 months ago
@BemyTheLadysLover So how's the gayness there, all good?
elusuario989 7 months ago
@elusuario989 not only gayness, but Pedophilia. Ugh, God help us... That seemed like the best commercials for pedophiles.
PoeticAuthority 6 months ago
@PoeticAuthority Naw.. you silly gay dude..
elusuario989 6 months ago
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MegaSupererin 7 months ago
What's the silver thing
127vickyvictoria 7 months ago
@127vickyvictoria a dildo its for female enjoyment
narutosakura144 7 months ago
LMAO OMFG
SOURthenSWEETIE 7 months ago
If the mother is a porn star, I guess it's alright...
elusuario989 7 months ago
@elusuario989 20 bucks says its Sophie Dee
narutosakura144 7 months ago
@narutosakura144 Fuck, you mean it? cuz i need the money...
elusuario989 7 months ago
@elusuario989 probaly is(looks it up) yep his mom is Sophie Dee
narutosakura144 7 months ago
@narutosakura144 Idc, keep talkin money, how u gon pay up?
elusuario989 7 months ago
@elusuario989 idk just making shit up
narutosakura144 7 months ago
@narutosakura144 you cheap bastard..
elusuario989 7 months ago
What everybody just said :O
mariogang21 7 months ago
now dats wronggg... lol..
ifinefilmz 7 months ago
at one point i thought he was gonna put it in his mouth
bronkoghma 7 months ago 64
I know who's going to be gay when they grow up!
chazz19 7 months ago
pray to god that thing was cleaned up
Cran64 7 months ago 3
I mistook it for a rocket, for like 2-4 seconds..
ikeelahh 7 months ago
Its a vibrator people, get over it. You are all sexually repressed.
patticake1601 7 months ago 4
i was like "ohh hes playing with a rocket" & "why is tht rocket vibrating?!?!?!?!"
123rocketlove 7 months ago 2
Bad form............bad form.
3804780 7 months ago
i want to go to ikea now ^______________^
deadviewprojects 7 months ago
ewwww he touched a dildo , you can never know who put that in the ass or vagina ! eww god!!!
Zauama 7 months ago
@Zauama you're an idiot. I'm sure they bought a new one for the commercial you twat.
patticake1601 7 months ago 3
@patticake1601 LOL! no shit, "ewwwww" what a fucking panzy
SecretActivator 7 months ago
@Zauama isn't it a vibrator i thought a dildo is made of rubber/like a harden jelly substance well all sex toys do 1 thing GIVE a person enjoyment ;)
narutosakura144 7 months ago
What if its dirty and he's all grabbing it even worst what if he goes all oh I wonder what I feels like if I put it in my mouth
RhinoSamuel 7 months ago
it's still a toy...
Luvxtrostis 7 months ago 8
@Luvxtrostis yep to bad he will not know what it really is for 10 more year
narutosakura144 7 months ago
You know whats in common with the dildo and the little child ? They both came out from the same place :)
KuwaitMuhanna 7 months ago 4
Oh, i finally get it!
AkatsukiMurderer 8 months ago 2
Thumbs up if you noticed it wasn't a rocket right away!
AkatsukiMurderer 8 months ago 7
@AquaGirl11354 what dont you get?
ahsnaps 8 months ago
this is sick, once he gets older and notices what he was in this commerchal fr, he will sue this company
macklinnful 8 months ago 91
@macklinnful c'mon, hopefully he'll grow up smarter then you. He'll just ask his mom why she weren't using IKEA
buriburizaemon 7 months ago
@macklinnful im sure the kinds parents signed papers...
xChrisMusik 6 months ago
@xChrisMusik LOL
macklinnful 6 months ago
@macklinnful he will sue his mother, twice
daarkside 6 months ago 3
@daarkside lol
macklinnful 6 months ago
@macklinnful if the guy has even the tiniest bit of humor, he won't. it's called humor and apparently you don't have it.
AinghealApryll 6 months ago
@AinghealApryll i do i just think i 4 years old scohuldent be in this type of commerchal
macklinnful 6 months ago
@macklinnful i completely agree!
DEEninetysix 5 months ago
y a kid???
sick minded people
ssddhhbb 8 months ago
yuck, i'm not putting my vibes in a particleboard drawer. rather has the kid touch some people juice than have my lady get a vaginal dose of formaldehyde.
Ikea is only trying to state that not real is as good as real. well then have a tofu burger with fat free cheese washed down with an odouls.
quasarmeister 8 months ago
girl like this rocket lolz
TheCreedVEVO 8 months ago
Wait a second is that a dildo?
Sandra3594 8 months ago
HAHA VIBRATOR
MrDeonate 8 months ago
Ther is a literaly combined (not coupled) percy the small engine from Thomas and friends
GeeMeisterOfCee 8 months ago
someone pleas help me to explain to my girlfriend that she has been useing that thing the wrong way hes way looks so much funner..
delin4 8 months ago 3
XD WHy the fuck should this be an IKEa comercial?
H4xxmax 8 months ago
It's amazing the woman ever had a kid
MauricioElGata 8 months ago
I didn't get it till it vibrated... EWWIES!
jarisfurry 8 months ago 2
@jarisfurry me to
BMTHandNIRVANA 8 months ago
What is this commercial for? Who sponsored this? Tidy up? Should be called, "dumbest commercial EVAR!"
And before some ass hole comments explaining the video to me, I KNOW! But what's the point? Does this scenario happen frequently? Do people generally leave their dildos out for their children to play with? I'm gonna make a commercial telling people not to leave their porn on thier computers when they are done masterbating too... I just don't get it.
ThoseWhoStayUofM 8 months ago
@ThoseWhoStayUofM u must be the happiest guy down there in honkeydonk-happyface-village... everybody loves u and ur comments so much that they always let u sit on table just for ur own when u enter a restaurant or cafe
MermaidMacho 8 months ago
@MermaidMacho cute...
ThoseWhoStayUofM 8 months ago
@ThoseWhoStayUofM read ikea's slogan at the end of the video
whaizthah 8 months ago
@whaizthah Ao all those people who have dildos and just don't know where to put them, go to ikea and get more storage..... Great concept. If they make their furniture like they make their commercials, I know one place I will never shop. Seriously... worst commercial ever.
ThoseWhoStayUofM 8 months ago
@paulinacena01 its a vibrator
vagge007 8 months ago
I don't get it
paulinacena01 8 months ago
funny the advertisement that came up is "lube, oil", except it's for auto service.
flagella1337 8 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
forbeien212 8 months ago
@Atreo98 i cant see whats the prob, that's called childs innocence!!Shame's on the eye of the viewer!! XD
I particularly like the slogan :" If not for yourself, at least for the others" LoooooL
Laetitia87123 8 months ago
I laughed so hard!
Kid: mummy what is this?
Mum: this makes mummy happy when daddy is being a bastard XD
lollybolly19 8 months ago
I might have just pissed myself... Better call Bear Grylls wouldn't want that to go to waste.
lilcrazy051 8 months ago
this boy will not make it through highschool if he is discovered..
gasparini35 8 months ago
wah-was that a vibrater?
goodmaster87 8 months ago
@goodmaster87 no no it wasn't.... give mommy back her make up applicator
etard82 8 months ago
@goodmaster87 yupp
gasparini35 8 months ago
NOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JamalBond007 8 months ago
stupid parents, when he gets like 9 hes going to hate them for this
Atreo98 8 months ago
How can parents let him participate in a commercial of this
Atreo98 8 months ago
omg he was so cute and innocent laughing at it vibrating on the floor. That was the cutest, most hilarious thing ive ever seen...It was so wrong to watch though lol
ladiemoney 8 months ago
mum: now son thats mummys specil toy
911Spenser 8 months ago
i actually thought it was a monorail XD
zoli344 8 months ago
Thumbs up if u thought it was a rocket!! :DD
Slurpak 8 months ago 163
@Slurpak i thought it was a plane
Maxidater 6 months ago
hehehe
ajnabhi100 8 months ago
yet another reason why I love IKEA :)
TheClaireRoxx 8 months ago 4
all i can say is.......... oh my god that's hilarious lolz
BlakWolfX 8 months ago 5
of course its an ad. for ikea!
Moonspirit1x2x3 8 months ago 3
DON'T TOUCH THAT, IT"S HIS MOM"s FAVORITE TOY LOL
Subaru537 8 months ago 5
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
TheFiziButt 8 months ago
hahahahhahahaa,, crazy..
karra191190 8 months ago
LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
roflmaoo that was frigging hilarious
yunhosarang12 8 months ago
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was that a...... never mind
CTxSOCCER 9 months ago
was that a.... never mind
CTxSOCCER 9 months ago
what's wrong with a rocke- hey wait a minute
HandreyAlex 9 months ago 4
jajajajajaja
so funny !!!!!!!
funnyheartable 9 months ago
kid: mommy, what is this thing for, i found it on your bed. by the way, i couldn't sleep last night, you and daddy were making a lot of noise
hiheho11233 9 months ago
Look ma, look what i found... its shinny!
genx650 9 months ago
whats wrong with toys? if kids can have 'em so can adults! XD
Evillz123 9 months ago
is his mom a porn star or what and if she was why would she leave her toy dick on the table so her sun could play with it lool
az123456789able1 9 months ago
... it makes zero sense
Legodudette 9 months ago
...
Legodudette 9 months ago
Wow... One: The mother should have the baby's daddy with her to please her... Two: Put that shit up in a fucking dresser-drawer where it fucking belongs... Three: Make sure that there is no access to it what-so-fucking-ever...
FriscoAnderson 9 months ago
lol poor kid
Delriio 9 months ago
I have lost all hope for the sweds... -_-
Solider123ify 9 months ago
i wish that vibrator was my dick
MrAleper 9 months ago
@MrAleper pedophile
MrAwesome388 9 months ago 3
@MrAleper HAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD
HungOverGargoyle 9 months ago
@MrAleper You have problems...
FriscoAnderson 9 months ago
@FriscoAnderson Actually I think YOU have problems, Mr. Mad
Trogdorwillrise 9 months ago
I hope koolkideli is a chick.
SenileTomato 9 months ago
-_-
SLYR237 9 months ago
Me throughout the entire thing:
Awww... Thats soo cute!
Look at the tiger! Aww!
Look at the rocket! Aw- WAIT...That's not a- AWW! NASTY!
Hawkpath101 9 months ago 172
WTF where the is the parants!!
owlcity0123 9 months ago
DEES GUS TIANG
Gala4JESUS 9 months ago
its real good Commercial
malenkoalex 9 months ago
WTF IKEA
ArchieZBold 9 months ago
i went from awwwwwwww to uuuuuhhhhh
XxwarriorwolvesxX 9 months ago
I didn't know rockets vibrated... :P
hoopdogs5 9 months ago
O.O
linksnake7 9 months ago
Hahaha!
paramoregreenday17 9 months ago
Exactly what did he have O_e
PsychoAcrylic 9 months ago
@PsychoAcrylic a sex toy
XxwarriorwolvesxX 9 months ago
his moom..is just gross
dragonessify 9 months ago
So cute
8000cherry 9 months ago
@8000cherry A baby playing with a dildo is cute?!