Your face sucks.

[jucker1797]

i just searched the first thing my girlfriend said when i walked in the door from work and this is what came up....lol, nice vid man

[kitty54401]

Wow.. i was highly entertained! Not many individuals can do that... Awesome! You remind me of someone.... HOUSE! that's it.. HOUSE!... His face SUCKS! :)

[violentbudhist7]

i love this video and this guy!

[amaricanbadass]

we know you suck! big hard cock fat boy!!

[Robicheau05]

LMAO love this

[My3kee]

funny video XD

[Malardene]

Finally! A unique video! Someone who starts off making you think it's a flame vid but it's not.

[themick19991]

your face sucks,you suck balls,your videos suck

[1swordpen]

Your video sucks too

[ismfofbiggestfan]

SMOKING SAVES YOUR SUCY LIFE

[ismfofbiggestfan]

no it's beucase for many generations your father, his father, and his father before him had mullets and listened to the nirvanas of there time, hence spiratically punching nirvana into your life as you take there lyrics into consideration you grow one mided , narrow, tiny a crack amongst the foundation of music,and life.and that is why you can't handle 29 seconds of video.

[burtonboarder0208]

this was the greatest video ever

[plazpure]

hello

[RedlineX27]

my face may suck but atleast its not ugly and full of animalistic pierecings. yes that is right i think ur face is ugly and yes there is a way to fix that, plastic surgery mofo!

[Be3p123]

yeh ur face really has gotta suck, otherwise u wouldnt feel so attacked and break in tears... Geeeeezuz!!! If u dont understand the purpose of a video, then u should maybe visit his channel and view some other of his vids, so u maybe, someday, will understand what kind of person he is and understand, why he would make a vid like that... Let me enlighten you... He came up with an idea, which combined a face with a straw... And actually, thats it... He didnt have ur ugly face in mind... Really..

[Tifanix]

OMG!!! you're the best! amazing

[melzaelf]

Wow a whole lotta sucking going on in this video .......

Even this video sucks ;)

Nice one Azri *****

[themanwithoutfear7]

Failed

[Mel2996]

You are so hilarious, lmfaoo;; :D

[pcc4love]

i luv this guy hes so funn LOL

[generalcornwallice]

suck my balls fucken retard,

[Di66en6ion]

Good example of someone making completely unfunny material funny!

[wowsuperaddicted]

I'm never using a straw again...

[hollyfromdallas]

When I was a kid in school, we used to take our straws out of our milk cartons and ram them repeatedly into our pear-halves (soft, from a can). Then, we'd blow them out the end at one another. Like little beige worms we'd formed ourselves.

Those were the days, man. Damn good times.

[hollyfromdallas]

The cutest boy I ever saw

Was sipping cider through a straw

[DamagedF0X]

This guy has a lot of good material...

[pearlthirteen]

fucking brilliant. my face sucks so beatifully though.

[FreeItemsGuru]

Awesome, now how did i get to face sucks?

[xjosephoenix]

Faces don't suck. Diaphragms do, sort of.

[KreatorOfDeath1985]

wow your funny your giving me aheart attack

dumb ass

[xjosephoenix]

Just doin' my job- killing off all of the actual dumb asses who can't speak English, one at a time. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.

[annspade]

Oh and OMG... you sorta sound like Mr. Smith from the Matrix in this vid!

[annspade]

Clever! LOL! :)

[aznspartan94]

wow

creative and humorous =)

[RockHeadRant]

haha that is very creative. Interesting way of thinking what the straws are used for. Just another none verbal comment to insult a person haha.

[caughtbytheflash]

OH A OUN I GET IT!!!

[lilkearnz14]

Everypersons face sucks.

Some even more epic.

Some people's faces suck in many ways.

Hm.

[musiczQT5]

epic.

[Duderadimus]

Oh man Brilliant

[Bizzer10]

were we not suposed to get it till the end?

it was pretty obvious once he mentioned a straw

[DrObswolovitch]

no, you are meant to get the further jokes at the end- there's more than one

[vczdaeq]

Hahahaha I LOVE you man

[michiel1551]

and the difference is that one that you'll have cancer becaus of that cigarette and i don't

:)

[DrObswolovitch]

what? he knows that, it was a joke for jesus' sake

[zrior]

hahaha this guys quite funny, smart too xD bravo

[williamhenkel]

Ahhh, fucking brilliant.

[RedLine9]

clever

[SurferRosa79]

your face blows too

[SandStormPunk]

ROFLMAOCOPTER!!

[FoamingGypsy]

"It's quite clear to me... that your face sucks" LOL

[Gufberg]

haha, great vid.

[Hakudohshi]

I think he was alluding to Oral Fixation.

[Rev01t]

I'm slowly coming to the realization that my does, indeed suck.

[sunnycoasters]

funny vid by the way

[sunnycoasters]

my face also blows, and so does my butt

[heaa21]

so you suck dick?

[MechaFright]

yeah im sure that's what he was trying to convey in this video.

[xX4evertragedyXx]

i love your voice =] and this video is great!

[softcelltainted22]

hahahaha, that's so stupid!!!!!!!!  lol

[redpirateninja]

...Azrienoch, intill your face doesn't suck anymore you'll still have a sucking face. And whenever you get to the point to where, metaphysiically speaking, no longer sucks. You'll be envyious of all the other sucking faces, trust me.

[SmokeMeMe]

I LOVE YOU AZRIENOCH

[MamimiNandaba]

I'm pretty sure it's just my mouth and maybe my nose that suck. );

[rswc2wrfps]

one time a waiter gave me two straws....does that mean my face sucks twice as much?

[YaMamStudios]

Yea It does! :) your face SUUCKS!

[rswc2wrfps]

yaaaaaay!!! wait....am i supposed to say yaay?

[SniperScopeMaster86]

hmmm good point...

she might think that or it might be a mistake.

[rswc2wrfps]

or maybeeeee she thought that deep down inside my face didnt suck and said i dont want to be outcasted for thinking that so she had to give me 2 straws, or maybe it just does really suck that much

[muffystopheles]

Ooooh how I love this. I can't stop watching it. *laughs*

[HersheysKisses637]

This is messing with my head. xD

[vampiregrl456]

Seriously, I've asked this before, but were you high when you wrote this? Seriously I mean...wow, it's weird, only someone with a high sucking face could write something as messed up as this, but I still loved it <3.

[TwistedScorpio87]

Well you know what? Your sucking face sucks too! <3_<3

[MentallyIncapable]

I bet my face sucks just as much as yours. :o

[TwistedScorpio87]

I bet you're absolutely right.

[runescapejagexltd]

lol

[jaella08]

(looks torn)

so...you're saying...my face...sucks?

[TheEdge012]

I suppose that IS the upside to a trach.

I never in my life thought I'd type something like that and expect it to be understood...but here we are.

[Kitae155]

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holy shit. I can NOT stop laughing.

[sarahMLP]

Fantastic video, I like the satire! 5 stars :D X

[Apetite4Destruction]

that was hilarious!!! :L

til about 1.38.... =|

its abit offensive and saddeining to people who knows someone with a tracheostomy... ='[

[Mortalvis]

what the hell O_O

[OMFGitsLULU]

what if we didnt have a mouth??

lmfao. i love it though

its funny lmfao

[KichenPixie]

oh! thats amazing, funniest thing ive heard in a long time!

[buttholesurfer666]

There's a fact of SMITH proportions

[rixly]

Priceless.

[SilverWolf473]

My face sucks a lot.. not straws but.. THESE! xD fucking awesome

[veryberryshiasan]

so random. But awesome

[falloutdude222]

access your drink......safely LMAO.

dude i freaking love you, you are smart, hilarious and have an aweesome voice. keep it up ey, making me smile!

[xRosexThornsx]

I'm guessing that this is the product of a really stupid hater leaving an even more stupid comment?

[Lavendermco]

Haha! Humour is the ultimate way to deal with sucky things. No pun intended.

[suicidekitten778]

Yes my face does suck, but i love that it does suck :] makes drinking liquids easier :] very clever video

[SomeoneSmiles]

omg!lol

[Beatle214]

Where do you come up with these crazy ideas??

[aimeebaines]

lol imjust favouriting all of your vids coz theyre so supreme xD

[HaruVLC]

HAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!! "they couldn't hav made money if ur face hasn't sucks" hahaha!!

[iliveibreathe]

Haha! I'm proud that my face sucks!

[Celinde1]

haha, amazing!

[Demolyte]

my gosh.. what a single-celled joke XD

then again, everything is going to be OK since I'll one day my face wont suck either :P

Once again... well done m8

[MellyMcSkeeze]

I agree. You are Dr. House. It's pretty fucking crazy, actually.

[xXAjaxXx]

Wow, so...cleaver? Has anyone told you that you resemble Hugh Laurie. Your mannerism in this particular video are rather House-ish as well. Well done though.

[laceyissparkly]

You ARE Dr. House.

Like.

Are.

[xrainbowxjellybellyx]

you're hiliarious!

[pimpjoosse]

My face sucks? Well urs blows!

[chronickiko]

I'm sure that cig isn't the only thing you suck

;0 Nah I'm playing...But that would be kinda hot O.o

[yecallekim]

that was just what i needed! thank you!

[no1funkydiva]

Better than the surgeon general!

[winterwinwin]

HAHAHA!:D

[nrgins]

dogs' faces don't suck.

[leitermann]

I find this video offensive to people with cleft lips.

[Shortys240]

you are dumb

[tooni2new]

lol.

[tuberificvideo]

Ha, thats pretty funny!

You could try this stuff on that yobi contest.

[sakura2390]

AWesome

[oliverbutterfield]

Perfect

[DallasGuyZ]

Two MORE words: "Fucking amazing."

[DallasGuyZ]

Two words: "Simply brilliant."

[iwasntevenhere]

Have you done "Your butt blows." yet? That could be a good one.

[vioxyde]

"Unlike you, one day, my face won't suck."

I love the triumphal smile after that!

[Kabobidoo]

facial sucking....beautiful lol

[MacedonianLove]

Something.. about you

makes you so handsome..

:)

[DoloresD]

ROFL my face sucks lol

[GordonMorrice]

I prefer to blow.

[o08140o]

Your MOUTH CAN suck. But no.

[sonata1992]

It's like Mozart's musical joke, so harmlessly charming, and then, kaboom. I didn't laugh for one instant until the end. Screaming.

[cunningprose]

I love this one!

[FrostyPhilosopher]

Actually Jeff, if that is your real name, from what I understand of physics, your face doesn't suck, and neither does mine, or anything else in nature for that matter. Take your example of sucking liquid through a straw, what is actually occurring is you reducing air pressure inside of your mouth and the air pressure outside pushing the liquid up the straw.

[genericity]

Frosty, after that theory has been around another few thousand years, maybe physics will discover that, contrary to the well known fact that air pressure pushes liquid up straws, what is actually occouring is facial sucking.

[FrostyPhilosopher]

Well, it seems to me that those are two different language frameworks, in a Carnapian sense. I love Carnap. lol.

[near2earth]

I'm looking forward to having one of those cool voicebox thingys and making funny noises with it. They'll probably be really advanced and multi-functional by then, too.

[snotpokkit]

haha, what a positive outlook on a potentially grim future :D ("someday my face won't suck")

[dust540]

LOLOLOLOLOL!

[eyemran]

LOL! At least my face isn't perforated on top of sucking!

[nme12121212121212121]

lol

[BloodElfWarlockPvP]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Noyjeetut]

You so crazy and funny.

[azrienoch]

lol, consider it forgotten.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Your fucking sace

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

I laughed just from seeing the title.

[thomas533]

wait, technically none of our faces suck... it is just that everything seems to get shoved into the vacuous spaces we create in our heads. in fact nothing in the universe sucks, but a lot of things shove.

[Ch2Diacorda]

LOL

[RyanLVMetal88]

my face sucks nipples

[xXBlackxRebelXx]

Thats a clever way of saying you take cigarettes.

[GramsandPapi]

Yes!! My face definately sucks!! You are one funny dude!!! Thanks, Grams

[david1gr]

Hmm, clever elongated play on words. My face sucks, better than anyone elses, or so i have been told. ;-P I am a fond purveyor of straws. I use one when i drink coffee (made tepid by a few ice cubes), that way it doesnt stain the front teeth very much.(a carryover from my -long past- modeling days). Im with you on the smokes thing, clove based cigs for me. I have several 'vessels' to Suck something else with... A hazy and happy purple-cloud. I reallly like to suck, when im in the mood.

[AngryRainCloud]

hahahahahahahahahahah

[raindog951]

My arse smells apparently, but I can't see how that's possible....Where's its nose?

[steelejk]

I don't know if this has been said but I hope your face sucks for quite some time. In fact, I hope it sucks for the rest of your life.

[XXCRO]

haha :d

[ItLingersAgain]

wow your funnier than you look! :)

[LukaIsntLuka]

i love straws, and i'm glad my face sucks ;-) lol this was great!

[sarajonn]

Ha! Nice ending.

[juliead1981]

Sometimes when I get bored in social settings I'll strike up conversation by pointing at people's faces (Or other parts. Suprisingly, we have a lot of sphincters.) and saying "You've got a sphincter right there!" If a person will not only still talk to you after that, but thought it was somehow charming, chances are they're pretty cool.

[pazzerz1]

This video is awesome haha. i laughed for a very long time. Good job!

[randy0987]

yeah i heard your face sucks in clandestine bathhouses

hahahahaha

[logicaust]

Are you trying to say that my face sucks?

[azrienoch]

LOL

[dgyuengling]

lol.. let me get this straight, when you get your trach your face will no longer suck but ur throat will, so will that be deep throat for u? LOL!

[DJzoey]

Pickles2626 had your video in her favorites... we always look at each other's favorites because we have simlilar tastes. And I have to tell you... she is still DEAD ON! I LOVED this! I loved the wit, the delivery and the sarcasim! I am subbin' all because of THIS video! You Rock!

[Blizzeekitty]

Brilliant!

[X4Imonkey]

Very well put sir. I for one whole heartedly agree: My face does indeed apply negative psi.

[soapidelic]

Yeah my face sucks but not on straws that's for sure. :P

[reflectionist]

Soap, you're too gay for your own good.

[soapidelic]

Hey now. I never specified what I sucked. That's just your dirty mind thinking things. ;)

[reflectionist]

No... I just happen to know you're homosexual.

[soapidelic]

Reflect, I just posted this not too long ago? Are you cyber stalking me? Or maybe just stalking Az. If it's the latter, then back off! I already called dibs.

[reflectionist]

No; automatic notification of replies.

[tonjesml]

You remind me of House...with piercings.

This ia seemingly meaningless comment...but I enjoyed the video :)

[thewildeman2]

Excellent

[OneMove33]

Uh... my face doesnt always suck.

[Censeo]

Ok, so us smokers won't have a face that sucks. We still suck though!

[missdivinestalls]

I love all your sucking faces!! xoxoxoxoxo

[SweetEscapist]

Giggle!

Congrats on the not-sucking-someday thing. Yet another wonderful benefit of schmokin'!

[Chivalryaintdead]

That was great, poetic even!

[303image]

if i think your face sucks and you think my face sucks, then it is so. we suck face...

[AgentGhost]

Your mom's face sucks very well.