Iz a box

[hamster06666]

STab happy?

[hrnicek88]

i would buy one of your pictures

[singingfan1000]

ur hilarious!!! U ALWAYS WANNA MAKE ME LAUGH.... ROFL....................hahaha­hhahahahhahahahhahahha

[rubyhainault]

You have such nice skin.

[samtheman152009]

everything sounds like a euphemism with you.

[singingfan1000]

I love u! ur videos and u are hilarious! how old are u now again? oh and i have a classmate in school and he looks sort of like u. They might post a video on youtube soon. their channel is: mrassjackers- that is it. maybe check it out later? ur so funny!

[samanthaearley96]

PEED MY PANTS!!! what if the chocolate had body parts blended in?

[ArtyPkM23]

Aw! I love you even more in this vid =)

[CherryTurnbull]

I less than three your glasses :) x

[Sabrina7722772]

not gonna lie that took me a while to figure out. xD

[47claymore]

Aww, the beginning was incredibly funny. I swear I was laughing so hard I was crying. And Daniel sounds wonderful too. That picture does have a sense that you really had put yourself into it. Wow, it was stupid of South Dakota to refuse it. Anyway, haha never liked dark chocolate, but it looked yummy.

p.s:Omg, you have the most gorgeous blue eyes

[James0Reed]

OMG!!! I JUST REALISED!!! ive been looking at ur glasses for ages thinking "ive seen those before" and austin powers has the same ones, where did u get them they r awesome lol.

[thefangirl09]

"Wtf is thisss??"

LOL. What a random gift.

[Drakkenboy]

Mmmmm... drugged chocolates!

[misspinktaco15]

4:16-4:18 Ahh! Get the AIDS off of me!!!(:

[contrerazallie]

lovethis lovethis lovethis lovethis lovethis!!!!!!!!!

:):):)

[keepmusicalive18]

2:15-2:20 was funny!!

[kittyeggrolls]

That photoshopped tennis picture is hilarious.

[dmac0692]

"it's rock hard... but it breaks easily"

LMAO your funny

[JephProductions]

everything in this video was very appropriate. music and all. it made total sense.

you're my new favorite person to watch. :D - in a non creepy way.

[MrPrunelax]

I love these obssesed you tube fans. If it were´nt for them You Tube would be a lame thing. So, people like Daniel, I believe is the name, keep doing what you do. IT´S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO MAKE THIS WORTH WHILE ;) AND for every obssesed fan out there, don´t feel bad if you´ve written 30, 40, or 50 messages and still have´mt got an answer, KEEP TRYING; YOU´LL GET SOMEWERE!!!!

[MrPrunelax]

LOL: IT´s a penis, it´s a huge penis, OMG it´s a penis....!!!!! THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!.

[midnightwriter21]

Jordan whenever I'm feeling sad I watch your videos and I feel 104% better! You are my favorite YouTuber and I love you and your videos so much. You are the coolest thing since sliced bread :D keep rockin'!

--Maddee :]

[karenwithanm]

every single time i watch this and you say "knife." with the massive butcher knife that looks like it's going to be used in a saw movie, i start laughing.

that's probably a little inappropriate, considering the fact that the saw movies really aren't very funny... not that i would know. since i can't watch more than 5 minutes of any of them. =D

[johneepixels7]

i like you. you are fun. and you are loved by Jabazzy.. so of course you're awesome. :)

[itzevie]

in some parts of this you look like david henrie. (;

[xXprocrastinationXx]

Jordan I am soo in love with you it's not even funny. I love you and your glasses :)

[krisandkellyshow]

oh, that's why. thanks for clearing that up!

you mind if i get your famous nerd/retro glasses tattooed on my arm? i think that'd be nice. hehe

did i mention i love you?

kelly says so too.

AND!

she says your comments are harsh.

xD

[AllisonC229]

This Daniel kinda' sounds like a creeper. But he has good intentions, So, It's a little less creepy. c(:

[BobStockYT]

Your videos are like a safari through an unknown country

<3

[volnessj]

that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Thank you.

[lookedlikeweather]

im in love with you. hope thats ok. :P

[volnessj]

that's very okay, cause I'm in love with you.

[krisandkellyshow]

why all the glasses on the window, eh? "iz a box" hehe

ah, i love you

[volnessj]

becauuuuuuuuuuse I like glasses. OKAY?!

haha

[meganrainbow]

HAHAHA 1:33 !

[IAmTheWoodenDoors]

You're werid. Don't ever change.

[volnessj]

i couldn't even if I wanted to.

[staceystars91]

fuck i love you.

but apparently not as much as daniel #2.

mmm chocolate?

[volnessj]

You don't need to send me things to prove your love. I can just feel it. That's true love. <3

[VampireNyx7]

were did you got that song?

[ghostgal18]

at least u didn't get live body parts

[kolorfulPanda]

ahah I love this video...i rewinded It alot when you first opend it and just said wtf! OMFG you are amazing ahah love your vids lots...(:

[Corylee80]

This is gay

[sprkkswillfly]

Someone sent me dead body parts!!.....as apossed to ALIVE body parts?

[matiou479]

Well, did you get my joke? You never said.

I thought it would make you laugh. =(

[Sabrina7722772]

I watch from the beginning of this video to :12 everyday because it makes me laugh every single time. xD

[GoodMorningMisterMam]

It's the hole and then point on "show." yeah. disney freak here

[jordanissmiling]

1:34 is win. :D

[bryanpanda]

I need to emphasis how much I hate the sound of styrofoam, the sound just freaks me out.

god my ears hurt.

[bumpercarmonday]

me too!!! that was absolute torture to hear...i had to skip that part

[volnessj]

haha cute

[EbMoOy]

hahah omg i love you!!

[1234helloworld1234]

lol 3:04

[jabazzy]

Wrap your snake around me and let me in your box.

Btw, did you ever listen to that Frogs of Summer CD I bought you? No idea what the songs are like LMAO! I wanted that for myself <3

[volnessj]

hahahah yes i did! I keep forgetting to send you a message about that. It's absolutely hilarious. "Y M C Ribbit" that's pretty much how all the songs go. It's so funny. Thank you my love.

[cruztheeel]

ha ha ha i've never gotten a package this big before ha ha ha oh wow you can't make that up you just can't ......or can you?

[tootsie086]

lol at 4:16 jaja

[nat2343]

I'm so confused

[OfLittleOrNoPrestige]

i'm glad there wasn't a puppy in there.

[NeonTacoWafflez]

Im Going to send you something...Anything specific you want?

[CRYSonline]

only you would I watch open up a box for 6 minutes. I have to admit, I was kind of turned on. But you knew you have this effect on people

[NichisStuff]

I've eaten that chocolate before. It's quite good :)

[RCMSgrl124]

he sounds like a creeper, to tell you the truth.

[alaninnh]

I'm a fairly new subscriber and this is the first I've heard about any pictures for sale. Tell me more.

[volnessj]

you can buy my pictures off of my flickr, or my deviant art.

[Sabrina7722772]

you speek parseltongue! :O

me too!

[Sabrina7722772]

when u said "iz a box" for the first time i screamed and cried tears of joy.

[spinkydoodle101]

damn, i gotta get me a generous suggar daddy too give me mony and expensive chocholate in exchange for nude photoes.

[volnessj]

he is NOT my sugar daddy

[spinkydoodle101]

oh please jordan u aint foolin no one.

[jkgymnast49]

wow they let you have knives that big in your dorm????? thats CRAZY! you could totally go axe murderer on someone with that knife...

[emmanuelo516]

your nipples are showing at 3:06

*the more you know*

[volnessj]

christ i swear to god my nipples are always showing. Always. They just love to protrude through my clothing.

[Seckowaty]

Oh... its a snake skin? Oo

yack!

[StevieSkyy]

it kind of scared me at first.. but yeah.. i want to know ho the hell does that packaging... what a waste of all that paper tut tut...

[vivalaleslo]

after how you described him, i wouldnt be surprised if there was rohypnol in that chocolate haha

[camiphoebendo]

oh my god!! you were so scared!! haha and you thought the first chocolate was a penis ahhahaha

[theoriginalandrew]

im jealous of your teeth

[silvershots2]

can't blame daniel

btw, that photo of you in the tub is beautiful

the other of you coming out of the shower with cream all over your junk is the bigges tease ever!

[KendallwithaK]

Blahahahahhahahahha I laughed so hard with the snake skin thing. haha

[matiou479]

I never thought I'd live to see the day where a gay boy stabs a box and enjoys it. =P

[volnessj]

i don't get it. Do gay men not like box's? Is stabbing a box something only straight people enjoy? I don't get it.

[beecharmer32]

Gay men loves it unwrapped...boxes only gets in the way.

[matiou479]

lol, whatever happened to "double entendre" !? XD

Surely, the kinkier meanings of "to stab" and "box" are not lost on you. ^^

[trekkerbud]

you reminded me of Norman Bates for a little there!

damn, now I need some chocolate...

[wjplums]

I've never been so interested in someone opening a package, I'd buy you gifts all the time just to watch you go through the process of opening them! Adorable.

[breeza44]

pretty sure he's stalking you not being nice haha..... eeek. nah i dunoo who it is at all

[djmarkcotter]

soo cute

[love4mygoddess]

lol wait so it smelled horrible? i understand the wet from the icepack but ... lol!!!

[Cristaaaaal44]

sexy spanish murder with chocolate love boxes. and then Jordan the snake comes in and rescues everyone.

[WritingHannah]

Hope it was super delicious chocolate! Also, your music was hilarious. Would love to see more of your photographs- do you ever post them on your blog?

xx

H

[volnessj]

i don't really have any on my blog, but there is a link on my channel to my flickr, and I have a deviant art as well. Most of my photography is on facebook scattered all over the place.

[mooshi12344]

thats kinda creepy. what if he is stalking you?

[doglover88me]

haha

[Shoyru40359]

I'm just glad you knew the person who sent the package lol, otherwise that whole thing would be even creepier than it first seemed.

btw, that bathtub pic of yours is one of my favs

[breeza44]

how do u know he actually knows him?

[BilliLovesMargot]

scary but then sweet! yay!

[codi1229]

lmfao " theres a fucking ice pack in here!"

[DanicaJammin]

ITS NOT A CAKE!

[vclamp]

You killed it dead!!!!

Maybe there were body parts in there. Chocolate often contains nuts!

Eat well grasshopper.

[dantonn91]

i wonder how many people will think i sent you this package.

i should clarify that:

although i am stalking jordan and i have naked pictures of him all over my walls,

i am WAYYYY too poor to send either money or chocolate.

bitch please, i'm an art student.

<3

[volnessj]

hhhahaah i think that's our excuse for everything. Bitch please, I'm an art student.

[helloitsmaddie]

Jordan your so brilliant and diverse and always seem to amaze me

[Renfiles90]

Oh god! The knife was the funniest part. I hope you don't open all your packages like that.

[lemoncookies321]

like... wtf? thats such a waste of packaging

[beecharmer32]

I love the dark element of this vid.

[imzUnicorn]

Hahaha, it's funny that this came up cos I'm actually talking to someone about stuff to send them since she lives in a different country. Like while I was watching this I was saying that to her. xD

[LittleBasiado]

I can't imagine you opening Christmas presents..

[OLDS98]

Jordan, I usually like your videos. I did not like this one. It bordered on creepy and it was rather long. I am glad you like this guy sending you things. Jordan , he likes you.  No one would do all of that if they did not like you.

[volnessj]

you're going to have to adjust, or leave because I can't be as loud as I used to be. I have roommates now.

And I can't help it that the gift was creepy!

[OLDS98]

It is not that I could not hear you. I hear you fine. Please reread what I said. You answered it in the second part. The gift was creepy. It made the video creepy. I would be careful and not be too open to this. That is how it starts out...

[andym206]

haha..'this knife isn't scary enough' ... you are awesome! :)

[gayboyTX]

those large sigle bars like what you were nibbling on are usually alot softer than tht.. must have still been on the cold side from the melted ice pack

[volnessj]

not cold at all. It's just rock hard dark chocolate. It's like super super dark chocolate, so there's like no cream in it. I think that's why it's so hard.

[Artistwon66]

Is Dan is gonna be your sugerdaddie?

[gayboyTX]

I'm afraid I iz broke right now so no sugardaddy here, just very appreciative of Jordan's work and letting me be the first to own one of his amazing prints

[gayboyTX]

Sorry they SOOO over packed a few chocolate bars and that you thought it was dead body parts! :-) but at least they packed so they wouldn't melt!

Love ya Jordan..Thanks for the sweet remarks and the mention keep up the awesome videos and the wonderful photography!

[upsidedownfrontwards]

this was hilarious.. '' it think it's penis'' it's dark chocolate. haha :P

[Goobian]

Yay chocolate! That is so cool you are thinking about Halloween already I start getting into the Halloween spirit about mid September. I would never do it but I would love to send you homemade cookies and clean socks and underwear like mothers do on tv when the kid goes to summer camp.

[volnessj]

omg i love socks and underwear! Just make sure they are calf highs, and no boxers, or boxer briefs. Briefs only. hahaha

[jacobbaur]

I researched the Chocolate and i guess it's a REALLY high class chocolate and is VERY expensive .

[jacobbaur]

LOL ,

i thought you were gonna start humping it when you started to sniff all over it .

[rockthatipod]

ITS A HUMAN PENIS. xDD

[hankerforahunka]

the music is so creepy! lol

[MrsEdwardCullenx35]

*sigh*

now i want chocolate.

[EirosNevermore]

i dont like this knife, its not scary enough.

the next frame was just great!!! love love love all the funtime awesomeness

[NeonTacoWafflez]

I would send you something. But I dont know how. :( your so cool

[volnessj]

haha what do you mean you don't know how?

You put whatever it is in the mail and send it to my address lol

[mechmech101]

ha. sounds like Daniel is waiting for you to put out. haha

[SodiumFreeVideos]

I love it. You went from saying it smelled like something dead to eating it. Loved the snake talk also.

[BoBBySCoPe]

"It's rock hard" That's what she said.

[norlack89]

omg i love you.

[ifwere1021]

Well it's obviously just serving as insulation so it doesn't melt when it's sitting at the warehouse waiting to be shipped or whatever, but that does seem a little overdone. There has to be a more efficient way...

Funny video though, that tennis picture made me laugh.

[jkimisyellow]

Wow. Where did you get your nude model for that photo?!

As I was watching this, my ginger roommate came behind me and was like, "Wtf are you doing?"

I told him that I was doing something a lot more important than sneaking up behind a roommate to ask wtf he was doing.

<3

--jkim

[volnessj]

hahah that's me in that picture tard nugget.

[jkimisyellow]

Once again, sarcasm fails me over the internet.

<3 u, cute dingleberry

--jkim

[Faeribear08]

You should definitely go as a black hooded serpent for Halloween -- your vignette was most unsettling.

[bimwert]

staker

[Kimihiro09]

Dark Chocolate ♥ Yum :}

[pyleofgracie]

Great video! That looks like good chocolate. :)

[itsDy1an]

lmfao dead body parts. i couldnt stop laughing!

[musicon1110]

I wish someone on youtube loved me that much.

::steals your chocolate and runs::

Seriously.

[liketaylor]

mike's super short show was not six minutes and fifty three seconds, oh no.

but this was better so it's okay. :3

[volnessj]

hahahaha

it was when they filmed it.

They just cut it down for views.

[vixyxxstix]

my cousin sends me stuff from la tienda all the time. it's delicious and really hard to open haha.

[volnessj]

why do they pack that shit so crazy? Do they do that for all of their chocolates?

[vixyxxstix]

haha no idea it takes me like an hour every time. no lie.

[Agriking]

Mmmm, you must be special to receive high class chocolate. I should buy one of your pictures for my office as well.

[OMGitsaBLAST]

dan will take your life one day.

DO NOT FINISH THE CHOCOLATE.

[karenwithanm]

i was laughing pretty much all the way through this... that's some delicate-ass chocolate that he sent you.

favorite part: the 'snake speak.' by far.

[monalona29]

i think you should always get big packages

[volnessj]

i knew someone would say something like that. Well then, why don't you send me your big package.

[monalona29]

yeah it was way to easy of a comment

and i cant they told me its to big to ship it will have to be personally delivered

[meaganfeagan]

my love for you = our hatred for nickleback. everlasting and deep.

[volnessj]

HAHAH

you're so sweet.

[dietcokeabuser]

lol you made dan sound a little bit like a stalker. this video made my day btw :D

[volnessj]

hahahah that's cause he is! Hahah I'M KIDDING!

[chadwik96]

lol it really does look like snake skin. ice pack and cooler to keep it- erm- fresh?? :P

[ityoi]

ily

[MrHowWasYourDay]

Hahahaha.

[SuperAmazingPeter]

Oh Jordan i love you SO MUCH! I don't know what i would with out you on YouTube!

[ajmj120]

Nice vid. :p

[justpeachykeen13]

2nnnddddd!!!!! woot woot :D

[OobooChoo]

too cute