Pulp Fiction Edited for TV version

[Galentw]

HOW AM I GONNA WATCH THIS MOVIE NOW?!

[themoogoat]

i dare you to watch 7:32 without laughing every time

[ngilford1]

is this real?

[VegaManX7]

Check out the big brain on Brad! You a smart lil sucker thats right!

[tfirestone]

4:42 bubbles come out of mia's nose "I LOVE MONEY!" hahaha

[einarssone]

"nigger" and "bitch" are still there but "goddamn" is censored? what the fu- sorry, screw?

[TheIm2BiZ11]

4:03 I like how in the censored version she says she has a piercing on her neck when in the real version she said clit but we don't see the piercing on her neck

[TheIm2BiZ11]

Hell, if I were to do these edits I would just consider bleeping/cuting out some stuff

[ShortFingeredShreder]

7:33 I love Bruce Willis jumping around quietly...

[PedloProductions]

Bruce willis goes into a silent rage

[albusron3490]

"oh man, I just shot marvin in the face" talk about deadpan delivery.

[invaderzimrules132]

ENGLISH LITTLE SUCKAH, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

[twotonguestalking713]

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH???!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!

then why are you trying to screw him like a bitch, brett?

[TehRatch3t]

Man I live in Greece, the edit is worse over here. Glad im not greek, whatt a shitty country.

[alphamone]

wow, a tv edit, and they didnt even include the funniest edit, "dead [african american] storage". It is just funny hearing someone using polite terminology in that sort of situation.

[Tyzilla93]

I LOOOOVE MONEY

[Maxfp77]

We don't do that in France.

[ShortFingeredShreder]

I love Bruce Willis jumping around silently at 7:34!

[Stiny114]

They can say Jews, Gooks, Wetback, and Nigger but not fuck? Wow...

[TwoCows23]

Wetback isn't censored?

[Stiny114]

@TriggerCRamsey she said pricks, not pigs.

[mi3456789]

ENGLISH LITTLE SUCKER DO U SPEAK IT!!???

[PulpFictionFTW88]

Replacing words is way gayer than editing.

[slipknotcrazy100]

he just said nigger but they blocked everything else out 8:43

[Dakkiller1]

5:09

The TV-14 DLV edit of Pulp Fiction gets to say a**h*** uncensored but none of the TV-14 edit's of South Park episodes can?

And whats worse is that the edits where on WGN America on DIRECT TV.

Guess maybe swearing is more offensive and shocking when its coming from a cartoon. My dad gets on to me when he hears the word g******** but is perfectly fine with me watching Die Hard 2 uncensored with lots of F Bombs and GD Bombs.

He was even fine with that Cluster GD bomb scene in Forrest Gump!

[PixieStixxandAdderal]

@Dakkiller1 Lol, Goddamn isn't even more severe than "damn". It's just that offends christians.

[ReiGrim]

Wow! They didn't edited for tv the word nigger!?

[PatThePhat1]

@ReiGrim welcome to America.

[MilknPopcorn]

Funny thing is: I just watched it yesterday on TV (I live in Australia) and it was completely uncensored

[trams33]

lol yeah... this is one movie you never watch on tv.

[coffeekoneko]

Why even fucking air it?

[dahomies94]

this hurts me.

Thanks for the post though

[2TWISTEDBALLS]

@dahomies94 hurts me too

[Derrymaine148]

american tv is like the romans; crazy. I mean, this is not a childish movie, it's not for kids, so why edit it after all? adults use this language. and really, the language is their problem? not the shooting and the killing? "I shot marvin in the face, but I can't say fuck" ?? makes no sense.

awesome movie though. glad I'm not american.

[Derrymaine148]

loved that movie

[somethinglacking1]

It would have been better if they just bleeped out the swearing that doing something this ridiculous!

[purpletaco542]

4:37 EWWWW Hearts came out her boogers. nice time to advertise XD

[iknowmy3table]

2:30 EPIC SCREEN PANNING

[RockoMyler]

@iknowmy3table Yeah, that's how you compensate for cropping out about half the picture.

Personally, I don't see how anybody could have ever thought that lopping off up to 50% of the picture and completely fucking up the framing of every shot just to fit a 4:3 aspect ratio was a good idea. I mean, ever.

[krisjanneman]

dumb

[kakalulu1230]

ANY OF YOU..........MOVE ! ^^

[BishopTJH]

2:14 -- I don't remember asking you ANY-DAMN thing!!!!

[underbightdog23]

aww man i just shot marvin in the face

[TheIm2BiZ11]

@underbightdog23 notice that when he said they cut out jules's swearing

[blueshotgun017]

@underbightdog23 when i saw that part on tv i couldnt believe how corny it was done. i mean, they can show the splatter, but not the follow-up? thats some bullshit right there.

[jiraiya1HBK]

heh heh, "freaked out poop"

i remember him saying poop

[Dragonstorm787]

3:09 - "Little Sucker"?...What does that even mean?!

[TheDVDGamer]

what is the point of even puting this on tv if this is how it is going to be, what a disgrace, if its on after 10pm you can say anything on tv,, I watched the Slamon Samon on comedy cental , unedited

[ojideagu]

@TheDVDGamer What's dumb is when they edit PG movies! Back to the future and Indiana Jones Temple of doom are two of the most common edited movies. As well as Jurassic park. These are generally seen as family movies so are rarely shown after 9pm on national TV (The watershed in the UK when films are not edited) So it's a bit like a rock and a hard place.

I've never seen pulp fiction edited on TV in the UK because it will never be shown before 9 in the first place

[nativewizard]

edited for tv movies are hilarious! scarface, animal house are ones that you should see!

[kucoru16]

I like how they were allowed to keep "wetback"

[ZavCoyote]

Can't say "Motherfucker", but they can say "Bitch".

Hm.

[phxsns1]

"My eyes are wide focused open.

What does that mean?"

ROFL

[glslayer]

@phxsns1 LOL. THAT MADE NO FUCKIN SENSE LMAO

[hattrickster33]

Well the way this movie is does, it doesn't really matter which part you see first, so taking out The Gimp part, doesn't make THAT big of a difference.

[Evi1M4chine]

Wait, is that Dr. Lightman in that first scene?

[ieatskotchtape]

ENGLISH LITTLE SUCKER, DO U SPEAK IT?

[DukeDukeDuke]

How did they dub Samuel Jackson's wallet? "It's the one that has 'Badbutt little sucker on it'"?

[VaterOrlaag]

3:22 Motherfucker => My friend, lol!

[Katsujosh]

so they cant say fuck but they can say nigger?

[DirtyDanMayne]

apparently mia almost dies from hitting a card on a table

[FunkyLobstah]

Wow, why would they even bother airing it like this? It's just.. awful.

[juju52291]

funny video! now I'm gonna cool off and go to sleep. later!

[iNvictaStudios]

...This is why I watch it on IFC.

[matiashardrock]

7:32

[LikaLaruku]

Sometimes I just want to ____ somebody but they keep cencoring every ____ I ____. Can't a sister get any _____ around this place?

[Cheezburger2012]

lol 1:21

"What'd he do fuhrer?"

[tamsWTFvideos]

We wouldn't want QT to get DAAAAAAAAAMN DIVORCED!!!!!! And on top of that, Vincent is in big trouble because this chick is ODing on him.

[Crazy56U]

4:34 So..... Instead of seeing her OD... we apparently see her JACKET kill her. ...OK.

[ABCDEFGHIJKLMN01231]

They'll say "Nigger" on a TV edit, but beep out everything else? hahahahaa

[yockinnottou]

ENGLISH, LITTLE SUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

[Ittan11]

4:42 Love the hearts coming out of her nose.

[sekalf2]

"english little sucker, do you speak it?!" hahaha

[PeepshowBaldwin]

I love how at 4:27, Travolta says "cool off" but he still makes the little hand motion

[BlackHoleSun1921]

LoL Bruce Willis hopping around like a bunny, not saying anything.

[furQ]

"my eyes are wide focused open"

"what does that mean?"

[Whatsinmypocket]

7:42 made me snort my milk

[cantryss]

7:33

[atomichead777]

when samuel jackson says don't blaspheme, vince doesn't even say "jesus christ!" or "goddamnit"

lol, it doesn't make sense, they shudn't hav censored that part

[DarkKar]

7:30 Bruce Willis just, jumping around silently when he should be screaming "fuck!" is my absolute favorite part about watching this movie on television.

[LikeOhMahGoose]

You're just gonna go home, cool off and that's all you're gonna do.

[Zewtie]

ENGLISH LITTLE SUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[ArtieKendall]

Don't you hate it when you OD and hearts come out of your nose.

[Agroulinggrwaler1999]

I'd love to see a cesored version of the scene where Butch screams in his car because Fabienne forgot his watch. xD

[Intoxiqated]

What the hell? They can say "wetback"?

The first scene didnt need dubbing because I couldnt understand a damn thing that guy was saying anyway.

[TriggerCRamsey]

I don't get it.. I mean I can SEE how she couldn't say "fucking pigs", but she wasn't aloud to just say "pigs"?!

[aakkoin]

it's okay to kill and rape, but don't curse! stupid...

[YuorDmub]

4:41 wtf great timing 

[ufuckfacesonofabitch]

I wonder what the people who had to edit this were thinking. Surely they would have been pissing themselves laughing at how pathetic it is.

[bamf420brbzoso]

Always wondered why they took the gimp out?

[gestfromslapmagazine]

those hearts seem to pop up at the perfect moments. also, butch's horse trot is awesome

[gmanhell94]

lol, I love money came outta her nose

[xmck33x]

I wouldn't want to get damn divorced either...

[ebfjzfiibg]

ANGER JUMP

[SouthshoreVice]

Funny how they can't say nigger, but can launch some gook and wetback missiles.

[jamauln1]

@SouthshoreVice Ha! That's pretty fucked up!

[CORNSTARCHinc]

I love it when those hearts float out of mia's left nostril ahhhh advertising haha

[68jaromirjagr]

BRUCE WILLIS RAGE JUMP

[tomwuk1]

Yeah, you see my eyes are wide-focused-open :D

[tomwuk1]

Wow... Thats much better... Yeah, everyone can enjoy that! :D

[danecook321]

I'm surprised that they can actually say "asshole"

[AngryLoo]

John Travolta looks like he sucks his own dick when he has long hair.

[ItsBlackFriday]

ENGLISH LITTLE SUCKER

[Warrgg]

@3:22-So Mother fucker=My friend?

Well in that case all those guys that are pro censoring, is My Friend.

[sfdksfksdfsdfdfs]

ENGLISH LIL SUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT aahaahah

[Googlystube]

this made me want to go home and cool off

[kingasdo111]

I like how you can say gook and wetback but not fuck or shit

[sigfurt]

@kingasdo111 you can say nigger as much as you want. but as you said, fuck and shit offends people.

[TheSuirad]

hearts never came out of my noses during a nose bleed.

[TheSuirad]

i remember I LOVE MONEY.

[McTatarka]

It's like trying to make PG-13 out of Zombie movie . Final product is just inevitably piece of horseshit. Well, I guess Americans can surprise me no more.

[NavajoJoeFilms]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Bruce Willis ANGER JUMPING at 7:34 HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

[fushion999]

WOW, they literally raped this movie in the asshole

[dlh9690]

I actually kind of like how they censored the Marvin scene haha. The cut to black with Vincent's nonchalant "Aw man. I just shot Marvin in the face" made me LOL, in a good way.

[ThomasDArseface]

My eyes are wide focused open!

[daysleeper318]

This just seems so abrupt and crappy. It's missing everything that gave the movie its flair. VH1 dun goof'd.

[horokeusensei]

Why the hell they censor something that air on cable tv?

You are paying for it and there's parent control in most tvs, what those guys think? That they can control what your son watch? This is a work for the family and not for the censorship guys.

[cheater87]

@horokeusensei Parents NEVER use the V chip so everything has to be censored. Punish everyone because of lazy parents.

[underbightdog23]

Pulp Fiction: Rated PG-13

[DocSkribblez]

"Any of you.........MOVE!" Wow, they made her sound slow.

[hussd21]

i think its hilarious when bruce willis starts jumpin around and he's not sayin anything, and then when vincent says "oh man i shot marvin"

[HumanRights4Everyone]

Wait racial slurs and homosexual rapw scenes are okay but "Fuck" isn't? What is wrong with this society.

[TheIm2BiZ11]

@HumanRights4Everyone yea a lot of people dont consider racial slurs to be profane they are just mean and offensive to say. The people who are responsible for the TV edits probably think that way. But what is really stupid is how they censor "nigga" and uncensor "nigger" when "nigger" is more offensive than the slang version

[thesir27]

i love it when Bruce Willis jumps around silently

[AandR1408]

@thesir27 Same here. I thought about that scene when I watched this with my brother and I jokingly said "what if they just muted it the whole time?"

God, laughs were had.

[LiquidSolidRaiden]

VH1 sensored the word nigger in the film Higher Learning though.

[tmprogram]

that part with bruce willis jumping!

[tblackjacks1]

how do you record from tv?

[Makaveli675]

The dead nigger in my garage. :D

[Wnunyuie]

The movie is incoherent with all the edits

[bainshee]

Holy fuck... they ruined this movie.. How can Tarantino alow this O_o

[Rawk4Life]

And that is why Comedy Central only aired Jay and Silent Bob Strike back after midnight so that they wouldn't need to worry about all the foul language being muted or replaced with cheesy slang words.

[Clay3613]

@bainshee Can you spell?

[Intoxiqated]

This is why I'm glad I got this on DVD.

[CitySkin09]

That Big Kahuna burger looks so fucking delicious right now. I'm so hungry, I'm ready to eat fuckin' sand.

[TechnoHajikelist]

did you have the footage that involves removing "the gimp"? Why was the Gimp removed anyway?

[rypro525]

@TechnoHajikelist next time i see an airing, i'll post it, I think the gimp was taken out due to the fetish and sexual nature of it all.

Also the ending standoff scene has alot of funny edits

[TechnoHajikelist]

@rypro525

So they ACTUALLY took extremes to deny the existance of the Gimp in all TV airings?

[HillbillieandaHippie]

@rypro525 Yes the Gimp was cut out idk Why

[sangreiti]

@rypro525 ya the gimp is cut out in full

[freeOJ2007]

@TechnoHajikelist Funny. I saw this on LOGO, and they actually expanded the gimp scenes.

[ZooseyBear]

Really poor editing. Couldn't they have just edited out some words? Like making jules say that his eyes are "wide open", instead of just being silly and saying "Wide Focused open"?

[HalfLife4Life135]

If they decided to remove swears without replacing them with "lighter" words, probably 90% of the movie would be missing xD

[phxsns1]

8:11-8:14 is a travesty.

[ufuckfacesonofabitch]

@phxsns1 Lol, It reminds me of South Park a little bit. I was half expecting Jules to say "You Bastard"!

[imzeinternet]

they say "nigger" but not fuck? why?

[TYSONHAWKE]

what is the point of a tarantino movie if the dialogue has been fucked with?

[SecretService80]

Why are you all saying "nigger" was edited out?

He said "...dead nigger in my garage." uncensored.

[rypro525]

@SecretService80 cause they fucked up? When AMC aired it, Jimmy said "dead BODY in my garage." poorly dubbed obviously

[BZARR1]

hoooolllllyyyyy W0W. this is my favorite movie. but wtf is this crap?

[choloOnEaster10]

they can say wetback but not nigger? yeah that makes sense.

[X360Comedy]

I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU ANY DAMN THING!

[sdh483]

Guess racial slurs are an exception, hence "wetbacks" in the beginning.

[emmthreejonny]

They're destroying films...

[mcndogg]

my eyes are wide focused open... aww man i just shot marvin in da face... LOL

[13Voorheespt2]

The thing is cable television channels can actually play what they want. It's absurd that they censor movies like this when they can legally have "foul" language.

[PICNetwork]

English little sucker! do you speak it? there goes the best line in history

[wjowsley]

I don't wanna get DAMNED divorced! LOL

[Roughneck152]

It's okay to say bitch on T.V. but goddamn is right out. Good lord the FCC are stupid mothersuckers.

[No1vertigofan]

Yes funny edits USA TV Networks suck!

[pacific14586]

Who the friend is watching Pulp Fiction but isn't okay with swear words?

[RockoMyler]

God, American TV sucks...

[danecook321]

For the TV version of The Animal, they replace the word "Bullshit" with "Heroics".

[trams33]

lmao

this is butchery.

[kchrules25k]

2:32

they pan over so that you know he's shot?

Way to censor out the violence.

[MrPattytatty]

@kchrules25k he wasnt shot dipshit the bullet went through the sofa

[DonbeeFwz]

4:48 That advertisement came up at the right time in the right place...

[FireFart179]

"I'll execute every last one of you MY FRIENDS!!!"

"Dead body storage"

"Say babe be cool"

Fucking joke.

[melosebrainuhoh]

As clumsy as the dubbing in this movie is, it's still not as jarring as the TV version of Glengarry Glen Ross is.

[ignas1130]

"ENGLISH MOTHERSUCKER!"

Oh my god. This ruined it for me.

[Rebldoomer]

Yeah Quentin Tarantino!

[Tapeleg247]

4:44 - lmao!

5:09 -  they start to get lazy and stop dubbing in new words and just start blanking shit.

[americanaccents]

OMFG I howled at 4:48 when the promo hearts popped out of her cokenose.

[BenjiThePigCartoons]

I don't think you would just say "aw, man" if you accidently shot someone.

[GrinchBack148]

Vincent: Cheese an rice.

Jules: Don't blaspheme.

Vincent: Damn it.

Jules: I said don't do that.

uh...Jules, he didn't blaspheme.