"I Like Zombie Girls" - Message from Brian Haner

[ILovePitbulls49]

"And one testicle." Oh Jesus. I love this guy :D I doubt it, but if you have ever been on the website Tastekid.com (It sounds like a pedo name, but it's a site you can use to find other music/books/movies that are similar to other stuff you've already read/seen/heard and liked), you have a profile, and I'm the only person who has liked it. You're fucking hilarious, how does that even make sense???

[A7xSandro]

victoria shadows is valerie's name in the sieze the day video

[TwistedDollieKasha]

Haha ginger bitches!

[xAngelsXSuicidex]

I thought it was Valary not Victoria?? Oh well. Loves ya Guitar Guy

[MainPower9507]

@xAngelsXSuicidex The actual shadow's wife IS called valary, but in "seize the day" clip her fictional name is victoria shadows (you can see it in the grave, as well as in the grave in brian haner's I like zombie girls video)

[Snowflakeify98]

GUITAR GUY! HE HE DOES DRUGS I KNOW HE DOES!

[LILrEDBaretta]

No Fibromyalgia Brian??? Consider yourself lucky!

[beverlie543]

I watched you perform in Jacksonville, FL and you had a new song. I can't remember it, just that it was so funny, I was almost disappointed when Jeff Dunham came out. Where are your songs from that performance? Love you!!

[HunterNaziZombie]

And one testacle lol

[xerophere]

I think that Bruce Campbell would get a kick out of the music video!!!

[xtouchmywiix]

The 2 people that disliked this video are talentless douche bags. I think you're wonderful Brian. :)

[merlin28redblade]

Dude You Rock I fell in love with your playing since i first saw you with Jeff Dunham! and your son is awsome to. Would love to meet you one day and get your autograph!

[vlinhd11]

awesome video

[iDeKz]

ahahaha 

[vlinhd11]

awesome video 

[nathannwk18]

funnny as shit! papa Gatttttes!

[thachvdn1991]

whoa that video was so epic!!!

[mcleanirjz]

Wow that is very good.

[0colonelsoul0]

i bet this took a lot of time

[nyglamazon]

very? good, nice video

[dungpro108]

you are amazing.

[diepanhdfc]

What a freakin great Video!!!

[SuperViets]

muahaha top sache! weiter so

[erik12320]

good 

[screamooooooooooooo]

its? freaking badass!

[khoigame]

-Wow! That looks like fun!

[johnbelgica]

great commitiment

[michaeldjuno]

Now that got my attention - Subbed :)

[gombacle]

OMG!!! This is awesome!

[silverdragon986]

Omg! that video was really entertaining!

[mrtuangolf]

Youre going to make it big someday.

[BronzeFlyerMW2]

ey das video is ja ma fett 

[thachvdn1991]

whoa that video was so epic!!!

[mcleanirjz]

Wow that is very good.

[hoanganhtuanan]

woah :)

[congtuduonggia]

you are just amazing

[turtlebeachPX5]

i literally want to marry you

[SpacekidsOnTheTrack]

GREAT VIDEO

[MrTwitcorn]

ja was soll ich sagen .. top ++++++++

[hanhdestroy]

That video was really well done!

[suportsss]

EPIC. 

[JordanKaneFan]

liked it a loooooooot

[pupapinigas]

I liked this video :D

[rockbandfreak1995]

I WANNA SUB TO THIS!

[treepham0401]

OMG can i add you as a Friend omg this video is amazing

[AznPrydJ]

if you were my parents, i might actually listen.

[thuyhac]

beautiful and amazing :) hope to see you on the first page of youtube

[silverbk911]

How much time did you spend on this vid?

[tankhaihung]

this is sick you lot need your own tv channel

[congtuduonggia]

You always have the best videos I swear. Subscribed.

[adaezecharles]

:D All I have to sayy there really. 

[toflytolive]

that was great

[nbnvoi]

Holy shizzz im subbin

[DrTurtorial]

Nice soundtrack, i like it :)

[FilibertoKarab]

Nice Vids. : D

[BronzeFlyerMW2]

wtf. not sure why I watched that but it was cool. thumbs up. 

[diepanhdfc]

What a freakin great Video!!!

[Kyvu252]

Pro

[HardstyleGermany11]

We want more of your VIDEOS !

[nbnvoi]

i use it for 3 months i fall? in love with this <33333

[thachvdn1991]

whoa that video was so epic!!!

[anhtu56]

excellant

[catmaster3567]

XP

[8618643]

i will share and fav

[ifconfgetworse]

exactly what i was looking for, an amazing video!

[silverdragon986]

Pretty good

[vuthinga22189]

Im lovin it~

[catmaster3567]

Nice job, ill be sure to keep an eye out for more of your videos :)

[catmaster3567]

ill make sure to watch your other videos there amazing

[catmaster3567]

I will never underestimate you again! 

[best125com]

Nice job! Like it...

[catmaster3567]

This video made me swallow my own head

[catmaster3567]

i love it

[newbie2705]

LOL :D Very very funny video, please share more videos :)

[vlinhd11]

awesome video

[catmaster3567]

Gutes Video. 

[catmaster3567]

Amazing! I think Ill subscribe now :D 

[minhhoanghtnn]

I just became your number 1 fan love your vidz!!

[hoanglinh090]

Count me in.

[xVeTRa]

i like this 

[william11068]

I think i watch this video everyday

[SpacekidsOnTheTrack]

GREAT VIDEO 

[funnyclipist]

rofl i cant stop laughing!!!!

[hanhdestroy]

That video was really well done! 

[darkheart1723]

Nice editing,looks great!

[MrTwitcorn]

ja was soll ich sagen .. top ++++++++

[toxu5532]

really good video

[hahungdung89]

Woah, that is Super!

[GhostalityRecords]

bloody well done

[hieuhuyenvuive]

Like it!! Please make more for me to watch :)

[0colonelsoul0]

i bet this took a lot of time

[LemonTea01930]

Whoah This Video is Awesome 5/5 :P

[andrejacas]

ja was soll ich sagen .. top ++++++++

[superhotbuffguy]

Awesome stuff!

[trialusenext]

I keep replaying this video hahaha

[dionneldexr]

I need an editor!

[Uthnaa]

this is great i? was looking for this!

[MrDVDGroup]

thiss is amazing? !!!!!! 

[MaikBusse]

So talented. I love all your covers :D

[haithien89]

you are awesome

[khoigame]

Your a god

[johnsorn]

amazing i love your videos keep it comming

[kixxixxi90]

Ima watch this one more time haha

[Kyvu252]

Pro

[SuperStormas]

sexy as fuck. 

[life23ize]

Favorited, Liked, and Subbed

[TreBBxDIE]

thumps uppppppppp for this nice video

[best125com]

This is simply....beautiful :D I will Sub.

[visaodem102]

i favedd and liked

[CR4ZYREBEL]

krass.

[nhoctruelove]

Nice editing.

[cayviet011]

This channel is growing so fast and I LOVE their videos. how can you not subscribe to them? keep it up!

[ntthai89]

just waht i was looking for

[SuperViets]

1 I really like the nice things that you say in your videos

[utubejanjansen]

1 I wish you were my best friend because your personality is amazing

[klaz49]

Woww !! You rock 

[DJBILLHUGHES913]

Thats fantastic! THX. 

[epictrace3641]

what did you use?

[thienthangaycanh09]

WOW! Cest une vid

[phamthangdlqb]

woah!

[yenngoc3009]

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubscriped 

[itthanh67]

sick track!

[ifconfgetworse]

exactly what i was looking for, an amazing video!

[MrBkis4u]

wow nice 

[hanhdestroy]

That video was really well done!

[MrTwitcorn]

ja was soll ich sagen .. top ++++++++

[rosesife]

im so impressed 

[striker6536]

Next Justin Bieber i think :P

[blu3eyedgirlx]

ur such a dilf ;)

[synystergatesliker]

Youre the best

[Taliesynful]

Remind me to get you to write my defense if I'm ever up on a murder charge!

[MrCanadianTacoD]

"Thats what happens when you're bipolar...you've ADD." OLOLOLOLOOLOL

[microsftfuckingrulez]

funny ass video i love your work

[vesleMari]

Your awesome! :D

[Elecktricd00m]

Who's Victoria Shadows?

[DWarrior4]

@Elecktricd00m It's the girl in the Seize the day video that dies

[jake21a7x]

You should do a song tearing apart jonny Christ

[violetkat03]

lmfao, rickets? Only you Darling!

[mommy536]

LOVE IT!!!! U r AWESOME!!!!

[MyIDwasjaked]

I love the video. I wonder how many people asked you who victoria shadows is.

[LaurenGatesfoREVer]

Bahahahha! Papa I love you! >3<

[fuckingxnightmare]

Hey Guitar Guy.. you such a cool man!! are you planning to come to quebec city in canada??? xx much love(:

[rossi466364899]

when you will make a cd???? XD

[SeizeTheDayfoREVer]

@rossi466364899

He's just released one. You should ask him about it on facebook ^_^

[eddysynyster]

If all u need is one testicle to create a Synyster Gates then im not gonna make the same mistake my father did.... My son wont struggle with guitat like i do

[RAWRsaidDANNY]

Dude! You should do a song with your son! :P

[HellBorn123]

Tabs pleaseee?

[tjwiles1]

Why do i suspect your creative elements come from personal experiences or you talked to some of my friends !!!??????? love it !!!!

[ryeguysk8r]

Papa Gates, can I please have like 1/5th of your guitar collection? Pleaseeeeeee?

[FoREVer7Fold1999]

Papa Gates this by far is one of the best yet...check out our interactice FB fan page where we honor you on Saturdays and well you know when the other boys have their day...Avenged Sevenfold FoREVer

[allieda1st]

So did you just admit you have one testicle and a drug problem Papa Gates?

[FourChanJunkie]

"Seize the Day" shall never be viewed the same way again.

[PunkMetalScreamoFTW]

One testicle... SAY WHAT!?

[msdemolitionsunsets]

O_O so hes the person i was like omg u drunkie to??? my bad n_n

[blakjak4j]

Like the(all) video, I really enjoy all of the declaimers you post,

[gdavglr1]

Nirvana ... =/

[MsTveye]

loved the video Brian. Ginger bitches and rickets..nice. The list of diseases was a nice one

[mes5961]

I liked the riff!

[carebear27203]

Wish you were my dad!

[harleyman5521]

I am a brit with no sense of humour at all, and I like your songs. I even posted a cover of Blow Up Doll, a bad cover, but a cover.

Keep it up.

Im off out now to find a zombie girl, who likes zombie girls.

[GloriaVictoria13]

U may be a murderer, since u killed a hooker and Victoria Shadows, but we think ur awesome any way. :D

[Nyx0of0Night]

"when you have one testicle, i don't know" lolz note to all having one testicle will inevitably cause you to drive vans that kill characters in you're sons band :p love you papa gates