Watch Me Eat - 12 - Big Mac

[DaggerAndWP]

Gdzie ja jestem????!!!!

[sarcasmosis]

@DaggerAndWP polska

[Raddww]

This guy is so excited like a gamer unboxing battlefield 3 limited edition lawl D:

[nicred633]

Haha! this is so funny man .... Keep it going --- eat more things!



[BuffaloEminem]

this guy is funny, why so much hate!?

[AFalconPunch]

I've never eaten a Big Mac:(

[GPXgirl]

I love watching you eat.

[22wall]

Looks just like the advertisements LOL So true!

[flotsamist]

You are strangely attractive.

[matthewgroen]

epic original idea man

[stevan96thxBFH]

last time i ate any MCdonalds stuff was 11 years ago and know im 16

[Discofreestyle]

@stevan96thxBFH well done, but without sounding disrespectful towards your parents, they really shouldn't be giving a 5 year old McDonalds.

Good for you for staying away from it since then though, it's not good stuff.

[Zkor12]

after 5 years he is going to eat mc donalds for 100 years

[BagelBiteSwag]

ive digged way too deep into youtube

[TheObelix876]

14 o.O i used to eat 2 as dinner and im alot bigger then you lol thats both impressive and sick at the same time well done

[drummerjoeycastillo]

Go do fitness if you are obese, bic macs are amazing

[CitizenZon3]

i eat pizza on special occations so mcdonalds can go fuck themself!!

[juanrafaelmuro35]

I had one of those the other day (BIG MAC)

[UnratedMovies]

They should rename it to small Mac...

[ChineseGimpx]

Who gives a fuck about all this obesity shit and how bad they are for you.. I LOVE BIG MACS!

[momo88879]

Klick 1 xD

[dichwar]

Mcdonalds And KFC and shit Are Wayyyy To bad for your digestive system! Just to let you know......

[sarcasmosis]

@dichwar woah shit what are we going to do i didn't realize this stuff and now i think back at all the times and aw man

[jt15990]

McDonald dont hurt people...People hurt people

[bethany12323]

@jt15990 that's pretty much like the top comment.

[KissingBieber]

i love how you have a disgusted face while looking at the fries... but you keep eating them :D

[TheM4mod]

PFF , I HAVE TO TRAVEL 80 KM to get to a mcdonalds X( ( i do that 2 times a month )

[turza505]

I could murder a McDonalds right now and its quarter past eleven at night.

[macjunkie1986]

Hes cussing in the most awkward timings.

[zildjianuo7]

@macjunkie1986 Yes he is.

[ToXicFinish]

The only thing that makes people fat is excess of fast food.

[sarcasmosis]

@ToXicFinish incorrect

[podsol99]

@sarcasmosis It's the insulin ^^

[MrXtreme981]

@ToXicFinish fast food does make people fat, but it's not just that. Lazyness makes people fat to.

[ILoams]

@ToXicFinish No...If it helps you out, there is a really bad chance you will lose weight without exercise. So food doesn't alone make you fat.

[impleasen]

@ToXicFinish not enough exercise!

[D3f11]

@ToXicFinish  You are literally completely wrong. Good statement!

[swedengecko]

ok seriously first i ended up watching pizza videos and now mcdonalds WTF!!!

[awesomefirefliesvamp]

dude

[lanalblumkinable]

i jerk off to your videos

[iReViEw19894]

two mostly beef patties.............how true. "100% all beef" BULLSHIT

[Xiia0Sn00pY]

after you reading 500 calories, your facial expression. totally priceless

[MrAmbidex1]

mcdonalds kills

[sarcasmosis]

@MrAmbidex1 do you want to explain how? last time i checked, they weren't forcefeeding anyone.

[ExtremeTeaGaming]

@sarcasmosis Hi

[SuperIpod1995]

Tr

[MegaMagicman20]

this guy should have his own show!

the bigmac are so god damn small now that you have to eat 12 to fill you up!

[teb123deer]

sounds like bam margera at 6:32

[RandyMoore97]

do an unboxing :PP Lol

[ChanticleerHegemony]

5 yrs without Maccy D`s is Pro! really well done!

[Kaoro17]

big mac is like lego, the fun part is to build it :)

[Airextsm]

You should sue mcdonalds for fucking you up!

[sarcasmosis]

@Airextsm interesting proposal

[TheAnthonylopez]

@sarcasmosis dude try 24 Mcchickens

[wspatriotsrock27]

@Airextsm you should grow the fuck up and stop bieng a hater.

[eggs644]

hey , im from scotland , do the mcdonalds in ameica really taste different from the ones in the uk ?

[sarcasmosis]

@eggs644 I wish I could tell you first hand, but I would assume at least a little bit either way.

[ChanticleerHegemony]

@eggs644 No it tastes almost exactly the same m8.

[sarcasmosis]

@ChanticleerHegemony they definitely pride themselves on being homogenous.

[fabio24amarante]

@sarcasmosis Actually, there's a pretty big difference. I'm Portuguese but living in Switzerland and here, the fries taste kinda like cardboard but the meat itself has a different taste. In Portugal, the fries are awesome, and the meat is awesome too (with a different taste than the swiss one)

[Babillabee]

@eggs644 Im guessing they would bro, only because ive been to Australia and italy but im from New zealand and they all taste different. I'd say its due to the difference in the beef patties.

[kydo11]

@eggs644 i mcdonalds in china and america, the soda def. taste different.

the us soda seems to somehow have more sugar then the ones in china xD

[anserhasan]

if you hate mcdonalds, then whats ur most favorite fast food restaurant?

[sarcasmosis]

@anserhasan probably hot dog on a stick but where the fuck is there even one

[Angel8795]

Looks just like the adverts!

[lordthorpez]

awesome

[huhjustin]

You are fuckin funny

[Velvetdrummer]

This video is so funny, thanks for sharing. I miss McDonalds French fries when I was little, I think they where better then, they taste more card boardy now lol

[Velvetdrummer]

My 3 year twins hate McDonalds. In fact they hate hamburgers from any fast food restaraunt they do however like Hamburgers from our dad's grill, I took them to Taco bell once and they did not like Taco Bell yay. We have pizza night once a month, they love that. I promote healthy eating in my home. Home cooking is best.

[cyberwaffles]

WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHEESE!?!?!

[lohla531]

@cyberwaffles the cheese is there blindy

[howa6743ATL]

This Guy looks like Conan



[jim191185]

how can this be 'disliked' so much???? what were these people expecting to see?????

[Mrdumbtaco23]

nice your great i couldnt eat all that

[MrMegaSupremeOwnage]

Well at least the big macs are bigger than the ones in canada cuz im 13 and i can probably eat about 3 big macs

[TheAndrew1987]

wtf!!!!

[LosAngelesFresh1]

@sarcasmosis lol no problem :)

[LosAngelesFresh1]

I was amazed to see that the 6 piece chicken nuggets meal was only a little over 300 calories. Fast food doesn't make people fat, People make themselves fat

[sarcasmosis]

@LosAngelesFresh1 Finally a comment that makes sense. Thanks for not being an idiot.

[PesciNcasino]

@sarcasmosis why cant black people eat them? your such a fucking propiator i cant stand it anymore tommy

[nvm0]

@LosAngelesFresh1 you got that right - it's all about the eating habits. You can't sue McDonalds for their customers being fat,it's all about the eating habits of people

[WickedexProductions]

@LosAngelesFresh1 people thinks that its mcdonalds that makes people fat. they dont realize that burgers are unhealthy no matter where you eat them. they have one at home and its more healthy? lol i completely agree with you by the way, good to see that not everyones a retard out there

[Nora1101]

@LosAngelesFresh1 Je suis d'accord! On ne devient pas obèse en mangeant des pizzas ou des hamburgers. mais en ne pratiquant aucun sport!

Le principe est évidemment de manger quand et seulement quand on a faim et ... faites 3 repas par jour (petit déjeuner, déjeuner et dîner) et 1 collation l'après-midi.

[sarcasmosis]

@Nora1101 ce n'est pas un français. remerciements et des excuses etc.

[merl0c]

@LosAngelesFresh1 Many fast food chains use human made trans-fat because it's easier to transport and use than cis-fat. Biologically, trans-fat is much more of a hassle to get rid off in our bodies. Of course the blame lies on the population itself, it's as if they complain on fast food for making them fat when it's their choice what to eat. The only thing you can blame fast food chains for, is lack of information, but anyone who really cares about health would actually research the contents...

[bigmoney66b]

2 mostly beef patties LMFAO ! You were right the first time !! ! ! too funny.

lol !

[LatitiaDelicia]

At your age, one would think that your vocabulary extended beyond curse words. Your an idiot. Yep an idiot almost 3 years later.

[sarcasmosis]

@LatitiaDelicia It seems a distinct possibility that this isn't the show for you. You should expand your view of the world, as opposed to taking up such a tiny corner and fortifying it with irrationality. Age and language are not related. I'm not an idiot because you don't like some words you believe to be expletive, and I'm honestly flattered you took time out of your worthless day to respond, despite responding with such an inane, pointless message of ignorance. Fuck off and die in a fire.

[myacclolable]

@sarcasmosis FUCK YEAH!!

[HoldYourHeadUpAlex]

@sarcasmosis

HAHAHHA I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!XD

[TheObicha]

@sarcasmosis GODLY RESPONSE! Your my fucking american idol! I dont give a shit if you can sing or not....omg can you sing!?!?

[anserhasan]

@sarcasmosis bro your vocab is really good

[kirkey99]

@LatitiaDelicia "Your an idiot"

It's "you're" , not "your". You might want to try and make sence when you call people idiots. Unless you're just jealous of a guy with a big mac...

[thafuknouz]

@LatitiaDelicia Yeah, because we can't use words of the English vocabulary because they aren't age apropriate for the younger viewers. I remember I was taught not to curse as a young child. Were your parents telling you to curse as much as you can before you become an adult? Shut up, you don't even know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' so you have no place talking about someone's vocabulary, Fuck you, fuck your parents, and fuck your shitty vocabulary.

[sarcasmosis]

@thafuknouz Oh I love you guys.

[thecatsingsinthesink]

@thafuknouz Swearing is just a one way cultural mirror that society has crafted into a negative depiction which has no significance that corresponds with our true feelings from a non-cultural perspective. Fuck shitty tittes dicky shit PENIS.

[Napkinsauce1234]

500 Calories ROFL

[TheSilverocks96]

All it is is a double quarter pounder with a bun in the middle.

[sarcasmosis]

@TheSilverocks96 The double quarter pounder has much more meat and much less filler.

[Nevichka1]

You are, truly, the funniest person I have seen on youtube - smart riff, killer good-looking and subtle. You're wonderful and I love your music.

[SUBSCRlB3D]

your a mcdonalds owner?

[sarcasmosis]

@SUBSCRlB3D wut no

[SUBSCRlB3D]

@sarcasmosis ;p

[XXXDEVILBOY]

i eat like 3 times fast food a month or twice only and rightnow im eating from kfc :)

[MrJoker5551000]

THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!!! hahahahaha

[MrJoker5551000]

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!! hahahaha

[SomeBlokeLol]

I love American food, it's the stuff that's big on taste and big on everything else

[Bashrul3z]

I only get dollar mc chickens at mc donalds and thats all :/

[Mw2BoStuff]

NICE TIE

[TheGeeksoldierz]

when i went to paris and amsterdam, they had triple macs, and they were beaut!

[twobarells]

I wish I had a time-machine. I would go back to the good old times where Big Macs actually were BIG.

[lemonpartyhellyeah]

you have great hair

[YummyStrawberriezz]

Its insainly adorable on how the tie is not in the middle ^-^ and i watch these videos of people eating because i am absolutly bored.

[mental1903]

two lines that made me laugh so my ''like'' is yours!

1:23 ''Look at this,it looks just like the advertisement''

1:42 ''I can't even f*cking align it''

lol

[YanKeesBombers]

YO THIS MAKING HUNGRY!!!

[6x16x88x]

to the person that keeps talking about burger king, i call it a meal when im actually able to hold down AND digest my food at the same time.

[SteZooNeR]

THAT SHOULD BE MY FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lies147]

Eat Justin Bieber

[MMJ420Gardener]

nice song in the background i love jazz 

[214watson]

Look at these fuckin' monsters! 500 CALORIES!

[zackboomer]

a fucking gram of sodium jesus christ

[nvm0]

I'm your host - me :D

[tolgaalp1]

this guy is cave johnson

[aobla100]

burger king is better

[PhraserMusic]

This is hilarious! Legend

[DatDereItalianGuy]

EXPLODING PENGUINS 3!!!!

[Eagleboyhoove]

Why couldn't Little mac finish His Big Mac? Because he was fighting Mike Tyson.

Get It?

[pier456]

i never had a big mac till like a few weeks ago and im 18 lol. Always been a double 1/4 pound of guy. double 1/4 > big mac anyway

[HerrenbachStyle]

OMG thats so epic... i want a big mac now... shit... should i drive or not? its 23:28 hour FFUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!! MCDONALDS WHY ARE YOU SO MIGHTY???? ok i'll go and eat...

[sarcasmosis]

@Crkt4Eva to make it taller

[mtothem1337]

the big mac is not worth the price, you can get 2 cheeseburgers, its as much food if not abit more then a single big mac at half the price

[theaussiejoey]

"It looks just like the advertisement" LOL

Reminds me of Falling Down with Michael Douglas.

PS: Why does every comments list have a dig at Americans being fat? Geez, that a look around the world. Lard arses central

[andyrooney12]

The burger itself is TINY...it's an insult to call it a "Big Mac" when it's obviously a mini mac. That's why they have that bun in the middle, the load of extra carbohydrates that are in the burger make you feel full after eating just 1 tiny little thing.

[sarcasmosis]

@andyrooney12 540 calories

[Crkt4Eva]

@sarcasmosis @ 9:15, What was it you was so disgusted by?

[myuhdidas]

@andyrooney12 heeeeey! thats so true.

[MakeUpTV13]

i really want mcdonalds now

[coolescape4]

1hate mc Donald I threw up in there and 2 what country r u from iviko

[soapfan97]

Christ you Americans get loads off food! in England you would probably get half the amound of fries and a smaller burger!:0 probably explains why most americans are rather large!

[sarcasmosis]

@soapfan97 Food doesn't make you fat, but eating too much all the time does. Bad food and even worse knowledge of health and exercise have wrought absolute havoc on the American gut. 

[iviko97]

@sarcasmosis lol you are so happy when talking bout food that i thought it was your 1st time eating big mac :D btw why was it so small ? in my country it is bigger

[sarcasmosis]

@iviko97 All American McDonald's locations have been fitted with in-house shrink rays since 1990.

[kilsya1]

@sarcasmosis nice one, lol

[freedomtodowhatuwant]

@sarcasmosis i agree with you!

[paperclip1201]

@soapfan97 o.o

[brokenspades484]

@soapfan97 Christ you english sound like snobs.

[andyrooney12]

@soapfan97

One of my sisters is dating a Japanese guy that brought us all some souvenirs. He brought us some clothes that were large (for me he brought extra-large) but none of us could fit into our clothes. Think about it, in the United States my nephew wears small & sometimes medium but an extra large t-shirt would not fit him! LoL. We're skinny Americans but by European & Asian standards, we're fat. That's like The Onion Movie joke, the US is getting rid of obesity by raising the limit.

[xXSqurrillyAdamsXx]

@soapfan97 fuck you homosexual! Not all Americans are fat

[JaHyeon86]

U have a great sounding voice

[PowerTarts]

oh man now i want a big mac!

[T0KEtillEYEchoke420]

#4 with extra cheese (:

double qtr pounder all day!!! oh and a large frie and dr pepper (:

[a7xdeathbat15]

I get the double qtr pounder. It is good as shit.

[darkgate33]

DRUUUUUNK

[meatcoke]

omfg he hadnt eaten a mcdonalds for 5 years beofre this!!!

[absolutt]

Robert Palmer reincarnated?

[kevingramos]

lol look at these fuckin monsters

[xxDaloonxx]

look at these fucking monsters ahahah XDDD LOL

[bondurk]

i like mickey d's fries then wendys.

[elementdragon2]

Thumbs up if you're eating a Big Mac while watching this,

[hanalovessinging]

I WILL HAVE SOME, AT LEAST A THIRD

[AiraGyaru]

You're handsome.....I don't know if it's the slow jazz music in the background for added effect..or you cursing....while eating the 500 calorie fries....but yea.

[sarcasmosis]

@AiraGyaru Definitely the fries since I didn't have my jacket.

[AiraGyaru]

@sarcasmosis Ok, I'll just keep in mind that you'll be even handome-er with a jacket on lol

[daryllishingtit]

love your videos man,they always makes me hungry!keep it up

[airsoftskim]

This actually made me lol, =]

[IluvDrizzy103]

Hes talking about the fries making them sound nasty but hes eating them ...

[NeveranticStory]

Welcome to America?:)

[honeyberry49]

u make me hungry

in tobago we dont even have that and we we did it would be for like 29 dollars

[fardisghomeshi]

5 yrs? ur a champ. i did 5 yrs too.

[juliaSitpar]

But if they are so cardboardy then why are you eating them ! HHAHAHA

[FinalRestingPlace123]

Insects dont have shells they have exoskelllettons

[DEwEEdaPOOPiE]

you should go in a mcdonalds and recite this whole video to yourselfe out loud while your eating

[MrPmj1979]

The Great Seal of the United States should read "Watch Me Eat" instead of "E Pluribus Unum." And instead of the eagle holding the arrows and fig leaves, it should be a fat guy sitting in a Lazyboy recliner holding a cheeseburger and a TV remote. And instead of scrollwork, "Watch Me Eat" should be a streak of oil.

[jackthesedays]

I love this shit

[llPrOxY]

I tried a big mac the other day, i couldn't finish it. lol

[Deathfromabove5]

i came

[PorkyPower100]

i'm glad this burger doesn't make me feel sick like them pathetically gigantic ones i previously viewed here on yuotube. if i did think one normal sized burger after not having one in ages was disgusting, im sure i would have an eating disorder

[BigTymerPimp]

My friend said that he used to purposefully put a shit load of salt on every burger at McDonald's and that he used to play hockey with the frozen patties. He told me everything they got was frozen.

Needless to say I do not eat fast food anymore.

[kingkevin1996]

im eating a big mac right now = P

[epicfritos1991]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA BIG MAC EATS YOU >:D

[TeDua7emer]

yeah wow i've never seen a big mac. :D

I know this comment is really dumb, but I'm on a strict diet and watching your vids kinda satisfy my cravings for fast foods LOL!!!!!!!!