Haka NZ-Australia

[Chewy427]

"This is how I fucked your mother last night"

[cospi212]

Haka is the generic term for Maori Dance. The haka is technically not just this war like dance it is all dances.

[SuperHeatherlewis]

hahaha if you hate the haka so much stop searchin it up on youtube you losers! lol aussie has lost its culture so i guess none of you guys would understand the meaning of the haka.... they do it as a sign of respect it is a tradition and if they thought your team wasn't worthy of respect they wouldn't preform the haka.

and as for voilent? its RUGBY which involves smashing each other?

[adri8wog]

how do they keep a straight face while doing this

[johnniejay]

Why is the Aussie standing on his own?

[Ruffrider1525]

@johnniejay cuz rest of them were shit on them

[yyyeeennnkkk]

lol

[FawnHeart]

What I love most about the haka is that the Australians just...don't care? It's kinda funny.  It's like getting in someone's face and saying you're gonna tear their head off and them saying 'meh, 'nother beer please!" It's kinda like a 4 cylinder dragging off a v8 at the lights, isn't it?

[idahoboy41]

Rugby Union is the No.1 footy game in NZ (their best athletes) but the No. 4 footy game in Australia! After Aussie Rules, Rugby League, and Soccer,we get a scratch team together; let them spook a haka at us, and then we proceed to kick the s**t out of them.

Poor old 'cross Tasman kiwis.

[alanbstard4]

@idahoboy41 No 4 my arse. When was the last time the other codes got 110,000 to a game as the Wallabies havr done and will again if they open up all the seats to the Olympic stadium in Sydney?

[templar19]

White guy at 0:36 needs to go back to Brisbane!

[gallisable]

@templar19 lol he looked like a random dude 4 real

[AusNav09]

Ka mate Ka mate It is death It is death Ka ora Ka ora It is life It is life Ka mate Ka mate It is death It is death Ka ora Ka ora It is life It is life Tenei Te Tangata Puhuruhuru This is the hairy man Nana i tiki mai whakawhiti te ra Who caused the sun to shine again for me Upane Upane Up the ladder Up the ladder Upane Kaupane Up to the top Whiti te ra The sun shines!

[Aussieboy8]

0:35 Scratches balls*

[Dickmister5432]

what year was this?

[alanbstard4]

I iike the way the Aussies keep their tracksuits on and the All Blacks fire is squelched and they go cold while the Aussies take their tracksuits off. They also once turned their back on the Haka LOL

Has no effect. It's entertaining though

Anyway, Kiwis are great rugger players and the Haka is not required

[mariuskorpi]

this is meant to scare the shit out of you!!

[ilovecheering5]

teach me how to haka, teach me how to haka

[alanbstard4]

@ilovecheering5 well they are a violent people. Tongans are worse I have met lovely Maori people though

[Grantpottsville]

Fuck the haka.....promotes violence,should be banned.

[gabbylu]

I liked when Taine lead the haka. He we would do it a little slower as if to make sure the other team felt the fear and the roar in their voices. It made it seem more intense. Awesome

[alanbstard4]

@gabbylu it's a sport, why should people be fearful? Anyway, once you see it for the first time it's no big deal

[Manchester9187]

its scry

[AtheleasNL]

lol 0:30 he's thinking: "oh mate.. i just crapped my pants"

[ichase38]

im half maori and i hate the haka its not beautiful its violent and angry and it shouldn't be used by the all blacks your there to play rugby not dance like a monkey

[Nhordmyr]

this is so powerful!

[1000Demons]

If you're on the other side of the field when you see this, you're going to lose.

GO ALL BLACKS!

[humanidadeWor]

come back and respond to these madmen with a beating in the field.

[irbidi]

the guy at 0:50 is he really a rugby player there?/or someone just for replacing..lol.

hes just to wweird..cant imagine he plays.

[harrison58]

@irbidi @irbidi Holy shit, bro, I couldn't agree more. That guy looks like he should be delivering the mail or doing the shocks on my Honda. Rugby player? No fucking way...

[Marz2605]

apparently australia used to do an aboriginal war dance before rugby games like new zealand does the haka but they stopped in like the 1950s or something...thats what i heard anyway.

[1000Demons]

@Marz2605: in the 50s? Are you sure about that?

What I heard was that the Australians hunted them for sport until about the 50s.

You're trying to tell me that they, all of a sudden, adopted their tribal dances so soon after they'd basically been hunting them as animals?

No, I think Australia's racism lasted a little longer than that.

[Marz2605]

@1000Demons yea because new zealand has no history of racism against maoris. i found out it was actually in 1908 when australia did an aboriginal war dance before matches so a bit earlier than i thought. since i had nothing to do with the stolen generation i wont comment, however if u feel so strongly about racism you should try and invent a time machine and stop hitler from killing millions of jews instead of sitting at your computer all day.

[alanbstard4]

@Marz2605 what stolen generation. What 6 million Jews. I think you'll find the official tally is dow nto 1 million, far less that those murdered by Stalin's crew, many administrators were Jews.

A lesson here ol chap.

[Marz2605]

@alanbstard4 what do you mean what stolen generation?

[alanbstard4]

@Marz2605 the poster above me. In Australia, halfe cast children were removed from the low living standards and cultures of the Aboriginals and brought up in white families for their protection. Marxists got involved in recent years and they claim they were "stolen"

[Marz2605]

@alanbstard4 oh like i stole your mothers virginity...BAM!

[alanbstard4]

@Marz2605 well, if you can kidnap virginity, I guess so HA!

[Marz2605]

@alanbstard4 i didn't kidnap it, that babies gone forever it's permanently stolen. your mother's v plates are history.

[alanbstard4]

@Marz2605 i'd say you're right

[Marz2605]

thats joe roff, and i dont think he is.

[Robstrike]

hahaha, the guy at 0:30 is seriously shitting his pants LOL

[vijanatrix]

joe roff?

[jordmeister14]

he is deffo one of the best at this....his voice just carries throught the entire stadium....ide shit ma self with him screaming the haka in front of me!

[Chforklan]

Randell is da best

[heshinator1]

umaga and weepu were better, but youve gotta admit, randell sure knew how to project his voice

[mrprop86]

oh man i'm from germany and i play rugby since two years an i love the all blacks and the voice of taine randell is so amazing!!!

[EnglandLion]

i think his names marshal that look like woody allen wile he is doin this

best HAKA coz its a SARACENS legend doin it

[FlankerJa]

STUPENDO......

[LovelyKouga]

Hahah lookit those Aussies just standing there, our Haka is awesome but I feel a little sorry for them that they have to just stand there and watch that lol! It'd be scary!

[alanbstard4]

@LovelyKouga truth is they don't give a fuck

[smx1131]

what a voice ! he could win star search by scaring the judges and the viewers

[rahatcuperje]

i agree..or at least of all those haka i've seen

[KarminaBurana]

OMFG!! I so LOVE Taine Randell! The best captain on the history of the haka team ever! Nobody leads the maori war dance like he did!!

[oasiejiun]

yes, he can scare the enemy away....

[MKownage]

but tana umaga sure comes close

[casimequisiste]

es extraordinario mis felicitaciones

[LDDMBB]

hahaha aguante los pumas putos

[mangaspowa]

LOOOOOOL

look a the 26 s, the blond man on the left XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[dokant]

this is the best coz they jump up at the end lol

[locorojo25]

Mind you, 18 All Black caps isnt to be sniffed at, it certainly amounts to more than my zero for Scotland. Or Ireland for that matter. Double snubbed lol

[locorojo25]

#17 is Tony Brown. Hes probably a tad ticked off at playing second fiddle to Andrew Mehrtens. Again! He was actually a very accomplished fly half, done a lot of damage with the boot for Otago and the Highlanders in Super 12 and won 18 All Black caps between 1999-01. He was unfortunate to be around in Mehrtens day.

[zar911]

interesting fact: if you go to british columbia in canada you can get coached by tony brown at sinbin sports camp

[Skop501]

Randell was the best doing the Haka! No doubt's! :D

[room1106]

who's #17...he's really not into it...

[Skop501]

LOOOL

[locorojo25]

is joe roff facing the haka or waiting for a bus?

[betinzky]

Ringa pakia! Uma tiraha! Turi whatia! Hope whai ake! Waewae takahia kia kino! Ka mate, ka mate Ka ora, ka ora Ka mate, ka mate Ka ora, ka ora Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru Nāna nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te rā Ā upane, ka upane Whiti te rā, hī!

[NativeMoon]

"Kapa o Pango" Kapa o Pango kia whakawhenua au i ahau! Hī aue, hī! Ko Aotearoa e ngunguru nei! Au, au, aue hā! Ko Kapa o Pango e ngunguru nei! Au, au, aue hā! It's my time! I āhahā! Ka tū te ihiihi Ka tū te wanawana Ki runga ki te rangi e tū iho nei, tū iho nei, hī! Ponga rā! Kapa o Pango, aue hī! Ponga rā! Silver fern! Kapa o Pango, aue hī, hā!

[madmaoriuk]

I find Kapa O Pango offensive.

[edbrown100]

The All Blacks - now thassa rugby team!

[alanbstard4]

@edbrown100 yes consistently good