Gnooze: October 8, 2007

[Listman11]

Britain is reducing its troops by 50%. From 30 to 15.

Iraq is trying to dictate to US companies? Do they not know we own their ass?

The mole. Hot.

[joeabro1]

cool video nice going five stars.

[casemilesdillard]

Really funny,just what we need to hear, after all, how depressing is our news rhesr days, go for it girl, good job!!!

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! There's a bunch more -- keep watching! :D

[TheEmanBrown]

Wicked funny.

[garicmidknight]

LOL AWESOME.

[budsett]

Thagt is reallgy great. The g is silent,,,oh wait, the first and second g only. Third g, not silent.

[ZachsMind]

Too many Gs! I can't pull out of this dive! Omi-awd! We eez a -onna crash!

[owenbigpinekey]

I cant believe i missed almost 2 weeks of watching GNOOZE which i think stands for "the way the news should be presented" but for some reason the letters and number of letters dont quite add up. God i love your channel. always 5 stars

[sonicflyingmachine]

Awesome.

[spinningstarr]

you make the news hot sexy and FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYY

[livelifealwaystoo]

LOVE this! Absolutely terrific!

[lepolv86]

you have a great gift for delving deep into the heart of the feelings of the people in the gnooze... an' then 'splainin' it.

...and they were all, like...

muwaaaaaaa...hahaha

[SiouxPy]

I want to marry her, and give her all of my money.

[ZachsMind]

I want you to marry her and then give me all your money.

[penywisexx]

Marta...If I could give you a 10 I would, you're videos are hilarious and you'll always be perfect in my book....

[gnooze]

:D What a nice thing to say! Thank you!

[Dog480]

Love your take on the news; most people take life too seriously considering we'll never get out of it alive.....

[gnooze]

Dog480, you're so right. ;)

[tommie006]

Another fabulous presentation from Marta Costello. I wanted to see her do someething a little different and she did ! I am referring to the part about crying over Britain pulling out half of its troops.

[gnooze]

Happy to oblige! Thanks for watching and commenting!

[MBRHIndustries]

haha, do the math.

[CRNFAllyKat]

HAHAHAH! I love the US 'breakup' with Britain! You come up with the most random 'and they were all like...' I LOVE it!

[gnooze]

Sometimes after I do something, I stop and go, "What the hell was that?" I have a lot of stuff taking up space in my brain apparently.

[ZachsMind]

pyew pyew pyew! "We're the Osmonds and we're having a Gone Outta Celebrity Status Sale! Everything must go!" pyew pyew pyew!

[DStyle86]

Gordon Brown is Bilderberger and New World Order Scum. He even used that phrase several times in his speeches. The only reason they pull out of Iraq is they gonna need the troops for Iran. Pulling out is just a publicity stunt. Even the US-whinery about that is staged.

Thank you, Marta!

[gnooze]

I don't trust him just based on the way he looks. A bit shifty if you ask me.

[GaiashKetoji]

I know, Dead Ringers brought up a good point about him being a robot/Dalek in some of their sketches.

[blairkenyon]

My second time watching, Marta, and you are 2 for 2 so far. Very funny.

[gnooze]

Woohoo! I hope to be 3 for 3! I like maintaining streaks...

For example, never had a cavity in my life! That's my favorite personal best.

[HarleyDrider]

Pshew...Pshew. I see an Oscar written all over the British withdraw (the break-up)scene. I was moved. Look forward to the news everyday now. Thanks Marta.

Trauma

Ghost Riders

[gnooze]

Aw shucks. Thanks Trauma!

[HarleyDrider]

No. Thank you. Let the G be silent, but never let the Gnooze be silent. I look forward to it everyday.

[goobersayshey]

Hey Marta -

YOu rock!

The Osborns - huh, I suspect most of the items have drool on them (or jelly from a jelly donut). I'd rather that the Osman's had an auction, then I could get to those glorious Red Socks!!! Thanks for the update. Finally - I think for Halloween, you should do the News in a BatGirl Costume. How about it?

[goobersayshey]

OK - I'm a dope - It's Osmond, not Osman - and the Socks were purple, not Red. Man- I need more coffee in the morning...

[goobersayshey]

I am an idiot.

It is the Osmonds (not Osman). And the Sockes were purple - not Red.

Sorry

[gnooze]

goobersayshey, stop calling yourself names! We're all friends here. ;)

[buenosdiers]

It IS awesome. No big difference to CNN though who start every "Breaking News" with "AND GET THIS:"

So you're almost overtaken by reality in case this is a parody.

[ShatterYourIndra]

Excellent. =]

[gnooze]

Many thanks. :)

[Zenobios]

Marta ftw

[gnooze]

ftw?

[erenberger]

Marta you are a great wake up this morning ! Your energy is contagious , I find the sleep leaving and the things I need to get done looking easier ! How do you charge your internal battery ?? You look like 220 in a 110 motor !

[gnooze]

Criminy. I think I must get charged up just for the Gnooze and then crash... because I could use a wake up myself right now. :) Seriously though, I think I derive energy from joy, if that doesn't sound too cheesy. When I'm feeling happy, there's that I-can-do-anything feeling propelling me along.

[mike8494]

Marta Good Job again thanks for the News. Your are the Best. {-: Mike

[gnooze]

Hi Mike!  Thanks for your loyal viewership! :)

[trevb38]

Marta for Prez!

[gnooze]

I've got a lot of ideas. But I'm too young. And I can't forget: I have to have my space career before politics.

[trevb38]

Oh, that's right, I keep forgetting that! I just wanted you to kick some Hillary butt, you know what I'm sayin'!?

[qiranger]

Great job Marta!

[gnooze]

Thanks qiranger! Hope you're having a great day!

[vladolga]

Thanks Marta!

It is really funny and simply you are the BEST!

[gnooze]

I'm happy you liked it! Thanks for watching! :)

[daddioux]

Blackwater - Pshew! Pshew! - Thanks ;-)

[gnooze]

No, thank YOU.  :)

[discarnateman]

You are the BEST!!

[gnooze]

Thanks for watching and commenting!!

[Larryk12308]

HUMPH! Sure! Ozzy's disfunctional family gets

a plug but no mention of the fact thats it's

been 50 years since the Sputnik launch.

I dunno . . . ; )

[Ramonalarockera]

timing is perfect, god save Marta Costello!

[gnooze]

Hi Ramonalarockera! Thanks for the comment!!!

[sarrygrey]

"I'm going to have another country come over tonight, OK?"

LOL! I have said something like that!

[gnooze]

:D Ah, relationships. Ain't life grand?

[higgrobot]

I'd like the Four-wheeler with the Ozzy shaped dent in the handlebars

[ZachsMind]

Ooh. Osmond stuff. Sign me up for a bowl of that. NOT.

[KrugerrandCash]

lol,,, Your show is just prizeless. my only grief is that it's to short. Anyway,,,

Keep em coming msCostello.

[ZachsMind]

If you wait a week and then watch them all back to back, it's almost like a CBS Evening News thing, only without the commercials, or that short brunette lady.

[KrugerrandCash]

Yeah,,,, I Dont have your patience. What this show lacks is some correspondents and/or pundants. If given the right people the Gnooze could easely be built up to 10 min. The show is fairly young though, And it's smart of marta to take time developing her character.

[inmendham]

"""some correspondents and/or pundants"""

I like that idea ...maybe I'll submit an application.

[Larryk12308]

KrugerrandCash is right. What The Gnooze and/or

YouTube needs is some crusty old guy pundits

like Wolf Blitzer and Brit Hume.

Lemmie think, who do i know that's over 50 an Krusty? ; )

[daddioux]

gnooze could use some more live-action scenes such as the marion jones family letter. It must have been very difficult to have been there when the gnooze was actually happening. Good planning Marta.

[gnooze]

You could even turn it into a drinking game.  Every time Marta does the guns, take a shot! Oh wait. No. You'd be sloshed.

[daddioux]

pretty good idea!

[gnooze]

Thanks for the nice comment! I guess it's conventional wisdom to leave 'em wanting more... well, that I think more than 3 minutes of this would wear thin quickly. :)