Please, everyone check my *fake* trailer for Tommy's documentary!! I'd really want to see this happen and maybe my video will inspire someone to make the documentary of our dreams!!! :D
Please, everyone check my *fake* trailer for Tommy's documentary!! I'd really want to see this happen and maybe my video will inspire someone to make the documentary of our dreams!!! :D
No sequel after that ending...or maybe he'll work on a zombie movie where through a miracle he regains his feelings and wow what a movie that would be!
The main reason why I start to think that this, well, movie is a prank is the fact that almost everyone in it thinks Lisa's hot. Gotta love dialogues like when Johnny asks Peter for advice because he is a psychologist, just to ask him "why are you playing psychologist with us?" soon after.
@Neidhardt84 I mean, Tommy gets mad at Mark for asking him questions about his job because it's private and then he asks Mark "How's your sex life?". Whaaaa...?
I want to play classical music and throw a football around a tight circle of my friends while we all encourage each other as if we are talking to 3 year olds. It actually looks like fun! Will have to wait until the scar from my lobotomy heals over though
Actually, the scene in which Wiseau destroys his room (starting at 4:24) is an ingenious references to a similar scene in Oscar Welles' Citizen Kane. What a cultured and exquisite filmmaker.
@Ryvander The cryptic meanings to Tommy's Wiseau's masterpiece! Of course, it all makes sense now! Or as Tommy would say, "Id awhl maeks sehnse naow."
Oh look, he gets naked in this movie and...oh, no, that's not right...
And what did that guy eat to make those faces at 0:53?
ARMIV4 11 hours ago
Is that guy having a stroke while having sex?
SergeantDickhead 6 days ago
Guy-"wake up Johnny, come on" Lisa " is he dead?" haha. What a joke
02balle0r2 1 week ago
0:53 MAKE THE FACE
TheAwesomeBomb 1 week ago
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TheAwesomeBomb 1 week ago
Turn on CC.
KIISwitch 1 week ago
@KIISwitch
Thanks for that. Made it even funnier.
PorkchopCupcake 3 days ago
What are you nuts?! no I'm only trying to push you off the building....
AnaMonsterr 1 week ago
That blow job scene :o :0 :D @.@ Derp...
AnaMonsterr 1 week ago
This movie is funny for the acting I couldn't even take the stuff that was supposed to emotional serious lmao
sexyk2091 2 weeks ago
You forgot "dubbed by Tom Wiseau"
dexito 2 weeks ago
0:56... is that his cum face or his just woke up face?
dhkk43 2 weeks ago
I love this movie.
oscarjonsson1 2 weeks ago
"wake up johnny come on!" lololoolololololollol!!!1!!1!!!
RetardGenius 3 weeks ago
....anyway how's your sex life? HAHAHA
ViAaRo 3 weeks ago
Anyone who quotes the video needs to learn to keep their STUPID comments in their pocket...
TaRAAASHBAGS 3 weeks ago
@TaRAAASHBAGS YOU'RE TEARING ME APART TaRAAASHBAGS
RetardGenius 2 weeks ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA jag döööör
Vilka jävla cpskadade mongojävlar ^^
bjorkman88 1 month ago
Here we go Mark! Pshewwww - [throws football].
PorkchopCupcake 1 month ago
Johnny: Denny, do you have something else to do?
Denny: I just like to watch you guys
Johnny: You are tearing my sex life apart Denny!
PorkchopCupcake 1 month ago
I'd probably give Lisa a good dicking myself, unless Denny was watching
edd77 1 month ago
Anyway SOPA, how is your sex life?
drorfannkyl 1 month ago
SJ sent me here
rsnerm543 1 month ago
Any brony fags from FJ wanna do me a favour? PM me please.
montycat5 1 month ago
Greetings, my fellow FJ'ers.
huntingforspam2 1 month ago
wow, this has to be the most amazing movie in all of existence, anyone know where i can watch the whole thing?
celencial 1 month ago
Admin sent me here.
19bw97 1 month ago 2
At least it had a happy ending.
berserker644 1 month ago 9
Most re-watchable movie. A modern classic.
topraman519 1 month ago
13 people are just a bunch of chickens, CHIIIP, CHIP, CHIP, CHIIIP CHIP, CHIIIIIIIIIIIP!
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4:22 shit just got real
GDNEntertainment 1 month ago
0:30 she says the breast cancer as if its no big deal lmao
GDNEntertainment 1 month ago
Tommy Wiseau looks like Harvey Keitel in Taxi Driver
manwithoutfear05 1 month ago
Tommy looks just like Harvey Keitel in Taxi Driver! Haha!
hottopichouseeatit10 1 month ago
@hottopichouseeatit10 HAHAHAHHAHAHA, so true!
tltar253 1 month ago
Easily the worst movie ever made
IRLSM1337ful 1 month ago
@IRLSM1337ful No. "Ben and Arthur" top all of the "worst worst movies ever"
pabloernesto19 3 weeks ago
fucking brilliant hahah
SurpSargis 1 month ago
"keep your comments in your pocket"
hahahaha funny, this is one of the funniest movies ever
thegodfather69ful 1 month ago
best cult film in history
Tinto2 1 month ago
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petsnrocks 1 month ago
I like how this film was made in 2003 and yet they're dressing straight out of the nineties.
thejacobindemocrat 1 month ago
The Room, how NOT to make a movie.
tokken808 1 month ago
I did nahht oh hey mark
JUSTF0RSUBSCR1B1NG 1 month ago
*snort snort snort* I'M PIG MAN!
SecretTimeWarp 1 month ago
5:00, best scene.
tennis3232 1 month ago
did he die?
Subcomjj 2 months ago
"hey everyone let's go outside for some fresh air!"
Everyone " Yeah, yeah! Anything to get us off this set and out of the movie!"
jmart0031 2 months ago
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petsnrocks 2 months ago
I FUCKING LOL'D AT THE ENDING
"is he dead?"
"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!"
slangshotstudios 2 months ago
Is he dead?
KelleheJ 2 months ago
Who is the guy with that funny face at 1:00? I can't seem to figure it out...
HreForTheMusic 2 months ago
Can't tell if Tommy Wiseau is the greatest troll ever or worst everything ever
ericsayres 2 months ago 3
"Cheep chip chip chip chiiip chiiip!"
MrAnonymous9898 2 months ago
"Doon't tarch me martherrrfarger"
MrAnonymous9898 2 months ago
almost 1 minute of football they really like not knowing how to play
jpta162 2 months ago
WATER STORY MARK
DeltaLimaNiner 2 months ago
3:18 , Stoned beatles playing.
amaruinf3 2 months ago
1:00 - best actor ever.
NotAnyoneSpecial 2 months ago
...and with that, Johnny returned to his home planet.
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4:23 (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
fierothehedgehog 2 months ago
i think "we underwears" is my personal favorite scene in the movie. chris-r is OF COURSE a close second . . .
newfuckingwave 2 months ago
that guy in the white shirt is TERRIFIED of the prospect of eating cake inside
poronty 2 months ago
@OAAPictures you would be looking for his dick you fag.
mchuggin10 2 months ago
What is wrong with Wiseau's mouth?? 3:52 "Chucknen! Cheep, cheep, cheep, chheeeiiioaahhhhhppah !
3:55L : "Tommy. . .I've lost you, man."
4:03 : "Partyin' Partyin' YEAHH!
TheMerrow3 2 months ago
That football was in every scene.
jordaniac89 2 months ago
Did you seriously ruin the ending for me... I HATE YOU
MonkeyManWill 2 months ago
@MonkeyManWill I don't know if that was sarcasm or not, but that pissed me off, too.
TheMerrow3 2 months ago
Better than Marlon Brando...
Sergeantspoon 3 months ago
No sequel after that ending...or maybe he'll work on a zombie movie where through a miracle he regains his feelings and wow what a movie that would be!
Mustarpevinyl 3 months ago
aww man, how could you leave out "Oh you invited all my friends, good thinking!"
lobster800 3 months ago 21
The best football movie i've ever seen.
LoneBong 3 months ago 4
worst actor ever !?
MultiTravellingman 3 months ago
Danny do you have something else to do? I just like watching you guys
Rapid000 3 months ago
"In a few minutes, bitch!"
TheNoxicus 3 months ago
I think Jhonny's Butt Cheeks won for best visual!!
sfighter991 3 months ago
0:57 DERP!!!
ICEHERO4 3 months ago
Gotta give him props. The gun landed right back in the box after he shot it.
brendan007 3 months ago 4
The Mark/Peter fight scene is so underrated. hahaha
Exoixx 3 months ago
@ 3:30 I just realized they are saying things like "what's new with you man? I'm doing good" over and over.... including "and how's your sex life?"
quitejaded 3 months ago
Lets go outside, lets go inside, geez make your mind up girl!
TheGodParticle 3 months ago
wake up Johnny..wtf his head is blown off and splattered all over the walls. hehehe
kaysmud 3 months ago
DAT ASS
locjuan25 3 months ago
"they betrayed me! they didn't keep their promise! they tricked me! and i dont care anymore!"
screenscanner 3 months ago
Rated R for Retarded.
bloggaloggs 3 months ago
I like how casually Mark talks to Peter right after he tried to kill him.
Frankman725 3 months ago
johny sure knows how to do a chicken, just like a bluth family
RageMachiner 3 months ago 18
@RageMachiner i love this comment so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 omg lru;oh57j
siebenny 1 month ago
@RageMachiner Ca-Coook ka Choo! Ca-Coook ka Choo!
JQisAwesome 1 month ago
...oh hai mark
wwombt 3 months ago in playlist wwombt's favorites
ive never been so happy about a main character killing them self before!
shogunpoo 3 months ago
this video has been RESTRICTED based on community guidlines ...shudda taken out the sex scenes dude!
KCArmstrongXIIV 3 months ago
i did NAAAAAAAAAAAAHT
impactplayer09 3 months ago
anyway how is your sex life?
chaoslegend123 3 months ago
I love all the laaammme football-throwing scenes! Good Lord.
BehindTheSpiderEyes 3 months ago
the best crap film ever. wasssuuuup tim & eric?
filmc99 3 months ago
:55-1:04 What the fuck is that?!
13Gangland 3 months ago
@13Gangland it puzzles me everytime ive watched it lol. Cottonmouth perhaps?
DaArtist401 3 months ago
@13Gangland
well...he is chewing a chocolate bar and she is...i guess giving him a bj
ISeeAnIdiot 3 months ago
i feel like i watched the movie
SlashEmperor41 4 months ago
LMAO 4:32 THERE WAS A WINDOW RIGHT NEXT TO HIM
Thechannymanny0 4 months ago
The guy at 2:18 is the best actor.
He can't take him seriously. It's so obvious.
MahajiHaji 4 months ago
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I love everything about this movie.
It has an odd Zen quality.
bobbygnosis 4 months ago
I LOVE THIS MOVIE HAHAHAHA
chaoslegend123 4 months ago
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This film has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory experiments.
mrgakozak 4 months ago
Thick Euro accents trying their tounge to achive an American accent plus resident evil music equals...i dont know...
SakuraVyn 4 months ago
1:00 That's his "sex face".
nevfangiel 4 months ago
Hey Everybody, let's go outside for some fresh air
Drzeaius 4 months ago
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2:36 is what I tell my teacher
SnoopCat226 4 months ago
Water story, Mark!
TheCompound27 4 months ago
She DEFINITELY has breast cancer.
MahBoi22 4 months ago
that football won best supporting actor
skatanic182 4 months ago 59
YOU ARE TEARINK ME APART LISA!
Valor816 1 month ago
@skatanic182 hahahaha
capsy6 1 month ago
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2:12, I'M BLIND!!!
kenny13176 4 months ago
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kenny13176 4 months ago
The main reason why I start to think that this, well, movie is a prank is the fact that almost everyone in it thinks Lisa's hot. Gotta love dialogues like when Johnny asks Peter for advice because he is a psychologist, just to ask him "why are you playing psychologist with us?" soon after.
Neidhardt84 4 months ago
@Neidhardt84 I mean, Tommy gets mad at Mark for asking him questions about his job because it's private and then he asks Mark "How's your sex life?". Whaaaa...?
AzureMagic 4 months ago
I have to say. Lisa is far from being the attractive, mesmerizing beauty that Wiseau probably imagined.
ABlaine9991 4 months ago 2
I want to play classical music and throw a football around a tight circle of my friends while we all encourage each other as if we are talking to 3 year olds. It actually looks like fun! Will have to wait until the scar from my lobotomy heals over though
fookfocketyfookfook 4 months ago 17
I got the results of the test back, I definately have breast cancer :D
TheConcierge15 4 months ago
This movie makes me want to rent a tuxedo.
JerFhilm 4 months ago
3:52 Cheep chip chip chip chip chip ChEEEaaEEEaaEEaEuee
JerFhilm 4 months ago
This movie is the worst I've seen in my entire life
Greencactus57 4 months ago
I mean, I like football as much as the next guy, but jeez...
Johnnybravo60025 4 months ago
For fucks sake Tommy give me my football back!
gigadeathlord 4 months ago
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Don't fucking toouch me, you're not my fucking mother...
7Ngon7 4 months ago
In a few minutes bitch
dienicnic888 4 months ago
i did not hit her i did... nyat oh hi mark
deweeeese 4 months ago
Is johnny the missing link?
lclavero86 4 months ago
Don't thhuch me muhther fuhckerrrr
MageApocolyptia 4 months ago
I always tell my friends at school that if I see somebody on the floor covered in blood, I ask "Is he dead?"
Doommaster1994 4 months ago
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!
rayblack2004 4 months ago
Don't worry Johnny didn't die at the end. You can't kill Dracula.
maripocita37 4 months ago
My 3 year old daughter plays more intense football than those guys.
maripocita37 4 months ago 2
'What a story Mark' is the pre-'cool story bro'
filipemig 4 months ago
Actually, the scene in which Wiseau destroys his room (starting at 4:24) is an ingenious references to a similar scene in Oscar Welles' Citizen Kane. What a cultured and exquisite filmmaker.
PJPROJ 4 months ago
Looks like the Ghost Adventures will have to investigate this apartment! XDDDD
HanakoFujita 4 months ago
"I'd just like to watch you guys" o_0
MagicBeastHide 4 months ago
your just a chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Thechannymanny0 4 months ago
I think the guy who plays Denny is actually good. The rest of the movie is letting him down.
pixelated111 4 months ago
Why the hell do they keep throwing a football around? that doesnt cover up acting ha
Audiometricable 4 months ago
"In a few minutes bitch." XD
z3pp3lin15 4 months ago 2
Do you like footballs? Do you like watching them being tossed a few feet apart? Well, too bad.
Ryfinius 4 months ago
A friend and I are performing this in sign language for a presentation in our basic ASL course.
onemidnightgone 4 months ago 2
Denny calls Johnny by Tommy's real name. "Tommy Please!"
nonostaystraight 4 months ago
This movie has brought so much laughter into my life. I actually feel like I owe Tommy Wiseau a debt of gratitude.
frankmademedoit 4 months ago
jajajajajajajajajaja this is a cult movie
MegaAce04 4 months ago
And the Oscar nomination goes to, Foot Ball.
Lifeofhalf 4 months ago 5
Johnny kinda sounds like Russia from the english dub of Hetalia
elfofhorror 4 months ago
Why isn't this 90 minutes long?
sweet518 5 months ago 87
Ahahaha.....what a compilation Mark
joemoesexual1984 5 months ago 50
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joemoesexual1984 5 months ago
apparently johnny is a bouquet of roses. that is quite... interesting to note.
yostoyou 5 months ago
@newfuckingwave Why is there a framed picture of a spoon? :-|
HybridxSlate 5 months ago
0:55-1:03 What the fuck is happening I don't even
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Hey everybody, lets all go outside and get some fresh air
perfectlydark007 5 months ago
no one lies when holding the Football of Truth
cthorste 5 months ago 6
That's some pro circuit football right there
Zeroi 5 months ago
I liked how Johnny walked out of the flower shop with the flowers upside down
EquestriasFinest 5 months ago
Dyun tush me mother fawker
RiOrDaN1229 5 months ago
Put the "Transcribe Audio" feature on... jesus.
"and save them all those crazy I don't think I would have to get it; bigotry meet they did't keep their promise to treat me and I don't care anymore."
Bravo, Wiseau, your accent manages to confound even machines.
Sarasirk531 5 months ago 2
@Sarasirk531 great idea!!! "later on in the mail with you". maybe...just maybe...it's how The Room hidden, original lines! xD
Ryvander 5 months ago
@Ryvander The cryptic meanings to Tommy's Wiseau's masterpiece! Of course, it all makes sense now! Or as Tommy would say, "Id awhl maeks sehnse naow."
Sarasirk531 5 months ago 2
he looks like Jackie estacado from the darkness
extremeloco23 5 months ago
why is the tv he throws initially atop two faux greek columns?
newfuckingwave 5 months ago 3
@newfuckingwave cuz that is classy as fuck
unicornsaredasshit 5 months ago
@newfuckingwave For the same reason their apartment is decorated with multiple pictures of spoons.
VZG 2 months ago
I will be viewing the Room in a few hours and Tommy Wiseau is going to be there to do some questions and answers. I am excited.
Chaoitcme 5 months ago
0:03 to 0:17 that scene just makes me feel so awkward.
gingervampireFTW 5 months ago
WTF is 0:58-1:03?? what kind of faces are those?
laurelrobinette 5 months ago 2
@laurelrobinette derp
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4:20 is what happens when you watch this movie
xavier29212 5 months ago
Doggy for President 2012
jdawg1692 5 months ago
jesus christ, how could anyone give money to this dude and this piece of shit movie?? =S
v0dk4sepsiyoghurt 5 months ago