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  • Oh look, he gets naked in this movie and...oh, no, that's not right...

    And what did that guy eat to make those faces at 0:53?

  • Is that guy having a stroke while having sex?

  • Guy-"wake up Johnny, come on" Lisa " is he dead?" haha. What a joke

  • 0:53 MAKE THE FACE

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  • @KIISwitch

    Thanks for that. Made it even funnier.

  • What are you nuts?! no I'm only trying to push you off the building....

  • That blow job scene :o :0 :D @.@ Derp...

  • This movie is funny for the acting I couldn't even take the stuff that was supposed to emotional serious lmao

  • You forgot "dubbed by Tom Wiseau"

  • 0:56... is that his cum face or his just woke up face?

  • I love this movie.

  • "wake up johnny come on!" lololoolololololollol!!!1!!1!!­!

  • ....anyway how's your sex life? HAHAHA

  • Anyone who quotes the video needs to learn to keep their STUPID comments in their pocket...

  • @TaRAAASHBAGS YOU'RE TEARING ME APART TaRAAASHBAGS

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA jag döööör

    Vilka jävla cpskadade mongojävlar ^^

  • Here we go Mark! Pshewwww - [throws football].

  • Johnny: Denny, do you have something else to do?

    Denny: I just like to watch you guys

    Johnny: You are tearing my sex life apart Denny!

  • I'd probably give Lisa a good dicking myself, unless Denny was watching

  • Anyway SOPA, how is your sex life?

  • SJ sent me here

  • Any brony fags from FJ wanna do me a favour? PM me please.

  • Greetings, my fellow FJ'ers.

  • wow, this has to be the most amazing movie in all of existence, anyone know where i can watch the whole thing?

  • Admin sent me here.

  • At least it had a happy ending.

  • Most re-watchable movie. A modern classic.

  • 13 people are just a bunch of chickens, CHIIIP, CHIP, CHIP, CHIIIP CHIP, CHIIIIIIIIIIIP!

  • 4:22 shit just got real

  • 0:30 she says the breast cancer as if its no big deal lmao

  • Tommy Wiseau looks like Harvey Keitel in Taxi Driver

  • Tommy looks just like Harvey Keitel in Taxi Driver! Haha!

  • @hottopichouseeatit10 HAHAHAHHAHAHA, so true!

  • Easily the worst movie ever made

  • @IRLSM1337ful No. "Ben and Arthur" top all of the "worst worst movies ever"

  • fucking brilliant hahah

  • "keep your comments in your pocket"

    hahahaha funny, this is one of the funniest movies ever

  • best cult film in history

  • I like how this film was made in 2003 and yet they're dressing straight out of the nineties.

  • The Room, how NOT to make a movie.

  • I did nahht oh hey mark

  • *snort snort snort* I'M PIG MAN!

  • 5:00, best scene.

  • did he die?

  • "hey everyone let's go outside for some fresh air!"

    Everyone " Yeah, yeah! Anything to get us off this set and out of the movie!"

  • I FUCKING LOL'D AT THE ENDING

    "is he dead?"

    "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!"

  • Is he dead?

  • Who is the guy with that funny face at 1:00? I can't seem to figure it out...

  • Can't tell if Tommy Wiseau is the greatest troll ever or worst everything ever

  • "Cheep chip chip chip chiiip chiiip!"

  • "Doon't tarch me martherrrfarger"

  • almost 1 minute of football they really like not knowing how to play

  • WATER STORY MARK

  • 3:18 , Stoned beatles playing.

  • 1:00 - best actor ever.

  • ...and with that, Johnny returned to his home planet.

  • i think "we underwears" is my personal favorite scene in the movie. chris-r is OF COURSE a close second . . .

  • that guy in the white shirt is TERRIFIED of the prospect of eating cake inside

  • @OAAPictures you would be looking for his dick you fag.

  • What is wrong with Wiseau's mouth?? 3:52 "Chucknen! Cheep, cheep, cheep, chheeeiiioaahhhhhppah !

    3:55L : "Tommy. . .I've lost you, man."

    4:03 : "Partyin' Partyin' YEAHH!

  • That football was in every scene.

  • Did you seriously ruin the ending for me... I HATE YOU

  • @MonkeyManWill I don't know if that was sarcasm or not, but that pissed me off, too.

  • Better than Marlon Brando...

  • No sequel after that ending...or maybe he'll work on a zombie movie where through a miracle he regains his feelings and wow what a movie that would be!

  • aww man, how could you leave out "Oh you invited all my friends, good thinking!"

  • The best football movie i've ever seen.

  • worst actor ever !?

  • Danny do you have something else to do? I just like watching you guys

  • "In a few minutes, bitch!"

  • I think Jhonny's Butt Cheeks won for best visual!!

  • 0:57 DERP!!!

  • Gotta give him props. The gun landed right back in the box after he shot it.

  • The Mark/Peter fight scene is so underrated. hahaha

  • @ 3:30 I just realized they are saying things like "what's new with you man? I'm doing good" over and over.... including "and how's your sex life?"

  • Lets go outside, lets go inside, geez make your mind up girl!

  • wake up Johnny..wtf his head is blown off and splattered all over the walls. hehehe

  • DAT ASS

  • "they betrayed me! they didn't keep their promise! they tricked me! and i dont care anymore!"

  • Rated R for Retarded.

  • I like how casually Mark talks to Peter right after he tried to kill him.

  • johny sure knows how to do a chicken, just like a bluth family

  • @RageMachiner i love this comment so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 omg lru;oh57j

  • @RageMachiner Ca-Coook ka Choo! Ca-Coook ka Choo! 

  • ...oh hai mark 

  • ive never been so happy about a main character killing them self before!

  • this video has been RESTRICTED based on community guidlines ...shudda taken out the sex scenes dude!

  • i did NAAAAAAAAAAAAHT

  • anyway how is your sex life?

  • I love all the laaammme football-throwing scenes! Good Lord.

  • the best crap film ever. wasssuuuup tim & eric?

  • :55-1:04 What the fuck is that?!

  • @13Gangland it puzzles me everytime ive watched it lol. Cottonmouth perhaps?

  • @13Gangland

    well...he is chewing a chocolate bar and she is...i guess giving him a bj

  • i feel like i watched the movie

  • LMAO 4:32 THERE WAS A WINDOW RIGHT NEXT TO HIM

  • The guy at 2:18 is the best actor.

    He can't take him seriously. It's so obvious.

  • I LOVE THIS MOVIE HAHAHAHA

  • Thick Euro accents trying their tounge to achive an American accent plus resident evil music equals...i dont know...

  • 1:00 That's his "sex face".

  • Hey Everybody, let's go outside for some fresh air

  • Water story, Mark!

  • She DEFINITELY has breast cancer.

  • that football won best supporting actor

  • YOU ARE TEARINK ME APART LISA!

  • @skatanic182 hahahaha

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  • The main reason why I start to think that this, well, movie is a prank is the fact that almost everyone in it thinks Lisa's hot. Gotta love dialogues like when Johnny asks Peter for advice because he is a psychologist, just to ask him "why are you playing psychologist with us?" soon after.

  • @Neidhardt84 I mean, Tommy gets mad at Mark for asking him questions about his job because it's private and then he asks Mark "How's your sex life?". Whaaaa...?

  • I have to say. Lisa is far from being the attractive, mesmerizing beauty that Wiseau probably imagined.

  • I want to play classical music and throw a football around a tight circle of my friends while we all encourage each other as if we are talking to 3 year olds. It actually looks like fun! Will have to wait until the scar from my lobotomy heals over though

  • I got the results of the test back, I definately have breast cancer :D

  • This movie makes me want to rent a tuxedo.

  • 3:52 Cheep chip chip chip chip chip ChEEEaaEEEaaEEaEuee

  • This movie is the worst I've seen in my entire life

  • I mean, I like football as much as the next guy, but jeez...

  • For fucks sake Tommy give me my football back!

  • In a few minutes bitch

  • i did not hit her i did... nyat oh hi mark

  • Is johnny the missing link?

  • Don't thhuch me muhther fuhckerrrr

  • I always tell my friends at school that if I see somebody on the floor covered in blood, I ask "Is he dead?"

  • YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!

  • Don't worry Johnny didn't die at the end. You can't kill Dracula.

  • My 3 year old daughter plays more intense football than those guys.

  • 'What a story Mark' is the pre-'cool story bro'

  • Actually, the scene in which Wiseau destroys his room (starting at 4:24) is an ingenious references to a similar scene in Oscar Welles' Citizen Kane. What a cultured and exquisite filmmaker.

  • Looks like the Ghost Adventures will have to investigate this apartment! XDDDD

  • "I'd just like to watch you guys" o_0

  • your just a chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep

  • I think the guy who plays Denny is actually good. The rest of the movie is letting him down.

  • Why the hell do they keep throwing a football around? that doesnt cover up acting ha

  • "In a few minutes bitch." XD

  • Do you like footballs? Do you like watching them being tossed a few feet apart? Well, too bad.

  • A friend and I are performing this in sign language for a presentation in our basic ASL course.

  • Denny calls Johnny by Tommy's real name. "Tommy Please!"

  • This movie has brought so much laughter into my life. I actually feel like I owe Tommy Wiseau a debt of gratitude.

  • jajajajajajajajajaja this is a cult movie

  • And the Oscar nomination goes to, Foot Ball.

  • Johnny kinda sounds like Russia from the english dub of Hetalia

  • Why isn't this 90 minutes long?

  • Ahahaha.....what a compilation Mark

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  • apparently johnny is a bouquet of roses. that is quite... interesting to note.

  • @newfuckingwave Why is there a framed picture of a spoon? :-|

  • 0:55-1:03 What the fuck is happening I don't even

  • no one lies when holding the Football of Truth

  • That's some pro circuit football right there

  • I liked how Johnny walked out of the flower shop with the flowers upside down

  • Dyun tush me mother fawker

  • Put the "Transcribe Audio" feature on... jesus.

    "and save them all those crazy I don't think I would have to get it; bigotry meet they did't keep their promise to treat me and I don't care anymore."

    Bravo, Wiseau, your accent manages to confound even machines.

  • @Sarasirk531 great idea!!! "later on in the mail with you". maybe...just maybe...it's how The Room hidden, original lines! xD

  • @Ryvander The cryptic meanings to Tommy's Wiseau's masterpiece! Of course, it all makes sense now! Or as Tommy would say, "Id awhl maeks sehnse naow."

  • he looks like Jackie estacado from the darkness

  • why is the tv he throws initially atop two faux greek columns?

  • @newfuckingwave cuz that is classy as fuck

  • @newfuckingwave For the same reason their apartment is decorated with multiple pictures of spoons.

  • I will be viewing the Room in a few hours and Tommy Wiseau is going to be there to do some questions and answers. I am excited.

  • 0:03 to 0:17 that scene just makes me feel so awkward.

  • WTF is 0:58-1:03?? what kind of faces are those?

  • Doggy for President 2012

  • jesus christ, how could anyone give money to this dude and this piece of shit movie?? =S