Paul's Time Machine

[superfuzzzzay]

I just can't stop noticing this dudes gap in his teeth

Homeboy looks like a Piano

[kirkbutler12]

This is a "hysterical" video. =p

[alenblake38g]

This video is a favorite on Micronesia

[tyroc1]

do you remember where you were sept 10, 2001? was it selling crystal pepsi to someone?

[TheMufflicks]

hmm was there crystal pepsi in 01? i remember it when i was like 8 or 9 but that was like back in 92-93... anyways i fuckin love human giant

[misry676]

sept 10 is mi bday..

BITCH SHOULDA STOPPED AT MI HOUSE AND GAVE MI SOME O DAT DELICOUS C THROUGH PEPPSI >.<

[bandwagon24]

black lips ftw

[ElJefer]

Lol Azis is so intense

[10dhunt]

hahaha wow

[Benatiano]

I DON'T GET IT..?

[MrBurkdawg]

@Benatiano lol he said he went back to sept 10 2001, if you are american or terrorist you would know what the next day was

[Denes300]

@Benatiano

He went back to 9/10, one day before 9/11, and he didnt shit to stop it, so his friends got pissed off.

[vandbbala]

I love the laugh at [[0:40]]



[johnnytothemc]

thats the same music in the background as zoolander!

[herroherro12]

I dont think he could have done anything about 9/11 anyway.

Who would have believed him?

[ooozetoons]

I love this skit even if it's fucked up and full of holes.

[macpre]

even if he could warn them they wouldn't believe him anyway

[ilovejudge]

It's funny because it was the day before 9/11

[boxxybrownn]

Does anyone see the 9/11 joke to this?

[STERNrogering]

@boxxybrownn yes...i do...i see it

[iBenedetto]

@boxxybrownn You mean..the joke that they're trying to make? the joke that is the basic core of this skit? THE VERY JOKE, THE CREATORS THOUGHT OF, AND HAVE DISPLAYED QUITE OBVIOUSLY?! Yes, we do.

[dankku1995]

''hello i can see you''

[BKPLDD1]

hilarious

[BillyJackX]

that was the stupidest shit ever

[tommvp]

wish i could joke about it but then i get CIA on my ass

[suicidewafflez]

@tommvp I bet you would like that, fagzillasourous!

[mzshot]

the real reason is that paul's dad just died, and instead of going back in time to tell his father that he loved him, he picked up crystal pepsi. the last moments are cut off from this video

[KoolDudester]

You guys are fuckin' hilarious

[GoatfaceRS]

nice Black Lips song!

[johbost]

Too soon?

[kontube]

@johbost your too fucking soon!

[simonistic]

@johbost jews still bitch about the holocaust so i bet u can bitch about it for a couple of more years

[Contemo]

@simonistic 6 million to three thousand? KINDA BIG DIFFERENCE

[simonistic]

@Contemo thats why i said a "couple" of more years, you have accumilated all the oil you can carry and all the politicans got their pockets full with dirty money from contracters in Iraq.

And the normal average working american? he swallowed the sionist propaganda even more and let his sons die for "iraqi freedom" whatever that is

[bobchrisman]

He forgot about 9/11

[emopinata77]

what about Pepsi blue that was awsome

[Chazzi27]

Pepsi Blue was my favorite drink in high school, I think I single handedly kept our local vending company supplying that to my school lol.

[bigtk78]

Whyd they stop making Crystal Pepsi?

[ant1ph0n]

hah! his laugh gets me, it's awesome you could see through it!

[jama463]

This is funny because 10th September 2001 was a day before the 9/11 attacks!

Hahahahahihihihohoho!

[OptimisPrimeRib]

way to point out the obvious

[MrNichobass]

@OptimisPrimeRib Well acually i saw the real one on MTV and Azis says "Wasn't that the day your dad died" and the other guys just gets sad so yeah.

[bobchrisman]

thats obviously the point

[chivoelefante]

lol

[ArkGrave]

watching this kinda gave me a serious well kinda serious question in my head...

If you did travel back in time at September 10, 2001, do you really think they(and by they I mean Police,government president etc..) someone would believe you?

[ant1ph0n]

@ArkGrave they'd put you away in gitmo as soon as it happened...

[ArkGrave]

exactly....i don't know what Gitmo is but I wil assume it's something bad lol

preventing that disaster is just impossible even if you can go back in that before that happened, you can't prevent it from happening without getting yourself into trouble...

[xsmokinlxlacesx]

Lol jw is there rly crystal pepsi ha cause if there is I want some

[phayded21]

It did exist for a little while in '93 which made the version which aired make more sense.

[ilopol]

they should of aired this one.

[survivalofone]

This one looks just like something out of Tim and Eric Awesome Show: Great Job.

[zestytoaster]

I LOL'D SOOOO HARD OMFG

[princeofbohemia]

Huh. I thought this episode was about him going back like a week before his dad died.

[Thesicknessremains]

this is the alternate version that wasn't used in the show..at least i think

[FOXred1206]

" i can see you :D "

hahaha ;D

[ramv1243]

hahaha it's funny because it was just a day before the 9/11 attacks! haha

ohhh ahaha

[Tr0llsNeverDie]

@ramv1243

that was the joke ted.

[caps1in1ya1ass1]

.. It's good!

[kokolickapo]

it was about his dad on the original

but this ones by far funnyer!

[faunzey1616]

hahhahahahha

[stefu007]

Rob's face at 0:55-0:58 is just hilarious :D

I always start to laugh when I see it XD

[Varmenthunter2]

does anyone know if youtube has the video when they are tryin to stay awake tio make sure the penis fairy doesn't draw a penis on them?

[peoplethought]

His face at 0:55.

[THEZOMBIESRHERE]

Maybe his taking of the last case angered the terrorists and made them attack

[ajzremix]

that foriegn guy looks creepy

[ganghomie]

hahaXD helloou... i can see you

[jrojeezy]

haha his stupid gap between his teeth!

[dallcow81]

I don't remember this version I remember the same one, but instead of 9/11 they used his dead father.

[jj1oo2ee3]

same here,

[JonhMena]

yeah, i remember that one too. he got pepsi instead of saving his dad, but this one is better

[randyfloyd07]

haha, yea. i'm pretty sure there was no crystal pepsi in 2001.

[METALMAN4Wii]

They auto swamp it the original was he said 1994 and it was about his dad also being a human giant fan and a american even I think this was in bad taste !

[ssbio4re99]

In his place I would do the same - get some crystal Pepsi.

[bozakk]

The original version was funnier with his dad dying and then they show a pic of them together smiling. LOL

[torgosassistant]

Also, they fixed the error in saying it was 2001...not just because Crystal Pepsi was no longer being made long before that, but also that the 9/11 side of this joke would not play out too well with some audiences. Wise choice on the change, I say, it was even funnier than this.

[ganghomie]

he said he took the last case of crystal pepsi maybe someone keep it safe after they stopped making it

[murderbydeath79]

they stopped making crystal pepsi in like 1992

[doobeedoobeedooo]

but changing 9/11 would change alot more than just people dying, i mean dont get me wrong it was a terrible terrible thing but changing it now would be altering something that mayb was supposed to happen but then maybe i'm wrong

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

ripple effect

[smColour]

this is so funny. i mean, september 11th is tragic and i admit to feeling guilty about laughing at the jokes at its expense. but it is funny, and it's in good taste.

[fujiwarataku]

paul you idiot!

hahahahha

human giant kicks ass!

[KLOKWORK91]

''you got a time machine!''

''yeah check it out''

''oh kick ass!''

[desojandoxmargaritas]

I laughed at "oh kick ass!" too hahahah

[EdGaR9558]

omg dis is so funny

[CantyFly]

jajaja the creepy music thats on the background and his dumb ass face its so funny LOL jaja

[Cdubzhappy]

LOLWUT?

[rla117]

9/11 right?

[rahul20]

ahahhahaahaha

[Johnem0]

hilarious

[manublood]

hahahaha view 14th second of this video NOW!!!!!

[brrnay]

haha. thanks so much man, i haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

[Andrew4d]

hahahah their faces!!! xDDDDDD

[crimsoneternity]

wasn't there a longer version of this where they were like 'you could have said goodbye to your father before he died!' or something like that? i SWEAR there was when this season was on tv.

[phayded21]

Yes there is. I just posted it as a response to this video now because numerous people have complained that it was different from what aired. I found this version funnier so I posted it. but here's the original anyway

[TheDouggernaut291]

This is by far the funnier one.

[Firulice1000]

thats true he had to say he loved his father caus thats the dat he died youre right

[9090336]

cant they just go back in the time mechiene and go fix it?

[kharlitoz]

Hahahahahahahaq...............­..

[Tonatzzin]

yes julio but that´s why they say at the beginig that i´ts an alternative episode but also I think ít´s awesome jaja

[thelandsalmon]

uh, crystal pepsi was off the shelves in 2001?

[CarlosJulio20]

Yeah, they stopped making it in 93, this skit is like a deleted scene because the version of this skit that aired on TV was different, instead of going to september 10th 2001, he said that he went back to 93 and got some bottles of crystal pepsi, and then Amir said, oh so you went to see your dad and told him that you loved him, before he had that heart attack? and then he said the same he said here about 9/11.

[rocketchump]

does anybody know the name of the song playing in the beginning of the skit when it shows paul first drinking the pepsi? at 0:05

[SammyBoyEEE]

Yeah its killing me right now. I want to listen to the full song but can't even remember the name of the band

[upthebikez]

PAVEMENT is the band, I believe it's Slanted and Enchanted

[SammyBoyEEE]

No I'm talking about the tune right after that part at 0:05 I got some idea of the lyrics in my head and how the song goes but I still can't think of the band ugghh

[hibjib997]

lulz its funny cause paul shouldve warned people about the terorist attacks but he didnt! LULZ

[whquick]

but if he did then history as we know it could of been altered so that they never happened, which some how could of inadvertadly prevented him from creating the time machine so he wouldn't be able to go back, thus creating a time machine. Also if somone started saying "I'm from the future, bla bla bla" you'd lock them away

[charleshackerman]

yeah, and what if he prevented the attacks, so the terrorist had to abort their plan when they noticed the the plane was stopped (assuming he was able to convince security) and the terrorist could have executed their plan somewhere worse, like staples center, that would mean that the Jonas Brothers never played there, which would be an even bigger tragedy.

[RafaMarquezFan]

LOL! this isint a fucking fairy tale. its reality.

[upthebikez]

troll bait

[funkyhenry]

Maybe they weren't talking about the Plane attacks.

Maybe 9/11/01 was when his kittie died.

You never know!

BUT OMFG ROFLLMAO~

[895xzerokwl]

lol september 10th 2001 lol the next day is 9 11 haha they are totaly pissed :DDDD

[fernando3099]

no shit sherlock

[hfzwoopah]

high five!

[fernando3099]

*high fives hfzwoopah*

[nativetwitch]

wow

[miguelmikeymike]

wat hapened to the rest of the vid? damit lol

[pajamaman4]

ha ha. Oh my God i was cracking up the whole time

[3PointShooter003]

LMFAO

omg

[GetHypedMusic]

ACtually... in the original version.... it said he went back to that date and thats the day before his dad died... and then he was like... oh shit. I think thats why this is the ALTERNATE version

[PrestigeProductionz]

on the real one on tv it said "so you didnt even say goodbye to your dad?" and paul just keeps saying "heeellooo, i can still see u" then at the end it sayd like in memory on jeremy sheer or sumtin

[thrashriffsatb]

it would kinda suck if your born on 9/11/01

[thrashriffsatb]

I wonder if ppl would get offended if they used this episode. Maybe they changed it for that reason. And used that his father died instead of the september tenth one.

[phayded21]

Actually his father is still alive, they never told him about the skit, and when he watched it he was rather shocked.

[thrashriffsatb]

I didnt know, but what i was trying to say is that if they used this episode and the fact that it touches on the 9/11 would ppl get offended. And is that the reason they didn't use it. And used the one where pauls father died instead.

[PrestonCopter]

Actually, what's really terrible is that I remember Crystal Pepsi tasting horribly bad lol

[readmyname1212]

"its awesome, you can see through it" lol

[funkyhenry]

ROFL!

Its funny when they get serious about stuff but at the same time its meant to be funny.

[rocketchump]

"...it's good"

hahah he doesn't even care

[liftmedown001]

"Hello!...I can see youuuuu! Hello!"

what an idiot ahahaahhahah

[wykisz]

The have cut a scene where Aziz said "You were in 2001 and didn't go to say goodbye to your dad when he was sick?" Or something like that...

[theboobtubeTV]

thats bullshit, everyone knows they didnt have crystal pepsi in 2001, it was only around from 92-93.

[stannard6]

someone explaine i dont get the joke ?

seriously am i fogrtting something :(

[SomeJackass29]

Alright, bro, I'm going to assume you actually are serious, and I'll explain it to you. He went back to September 10, 2001 -- One Day Before the attacks of September 11th, 2001 -- and all he did was buy some Crystal Pepsi. Gave no warning of what was to happen one day later. That's the joke. By the look of your profile I assume you were very young in 2001, so don't worry too much about your little "brain fart" there. Hope that helps you out.

[stannard6]

omg yyee i remember :/

[chmasuhr]

He's from the UK. i'd imagine it's not that big of a deal there

[zingadooda]

They also used to have blue Pepsi =D idk what happened to it though =( *tear*.. It was good...

[SomeJackass29]

Ha. Yeah, that stuff was rediculous. However, If I remember correctly, it tasted exactly like blue Flavor-Ice Pops. So if you like it that much, thaw out some blue Flavor-Ice, pour it in a cup and add some soda water!

[zingadooda]

Thanks =D good idea. lol.

[Horvat]

Aww, you cut it too early.

[skeamz21]

the idiot cood of stopped 9/11

[Akyoyo94]

REELY? HE COOD? Do explain, you fascist sack of crap. After all, you DO deserve to be on this planet. skeamz...that's just stupid.

[skeamz21]

yh he cood of nd dont say my name u waisman BATTYBOY

[5disc]

no he chouldnt no one whould listen lol

[skeamz21]

lol true

[5disc]

hoesntly tho i whould really try to stop 9-11 lol 911 the cops but anyway i whould try if no one whoudl listen i be liek fuck you all and u should of listend

[skeamz21]

but then u kno if u told someone bout 9/11 and they didnt listen and then it happened the CIA would fink ur behind it cos u knew it was gonna happen then they would take u to gauntanamo bay and drag u nd kick u on the floor and all the other illegal stuff they do to terrorists loooool

[5disc]

dude fucking harlod and kurmar is funny as hell like that movie was lmfao.. and the cia whouldnt really thin u was behind it exactly but they questoin you knowing how it was going ot happen

[treblunt]

mmm crystal pepsie

[phayded21]

They brought up another alternate ending in one of the commentary tracks, in which he travels to September 12th. When they asked him why he says 'I just wanted to help clean up'

[Grim3223]

I didn't even know they made crystal pepsi

[midget77m]

haha

why get offended its not as if its real ffsake

[Dagreat]

lol it's too soon for a joke like that though

[NaveedKoval]

no it isnt shut up

[riolmanreuben]

lol i agree... shut up!

[GlobeRevan]

If you get that offended that easily, you might as well just kill yourself now. Good luck.

[Dagreat]

Who said i was offended?

[murderbydeath79]

crystal pepsi was stopped in like 1994

[ketchupjester]

not tryin to get in ur face at all, but he said "and picked up the last case"

[Velvetgoldmine92]

azis' face is so fucking hilarious in this skit

[masmotors]

kinda sad

[Minnian78]

best skit i've seen already and the look on their faces lol assuming he'll warn the world before that day happended thats classic. although i was there when it happended and i was there a month before it happended at the world trade at work. but skit was great.

[CatsOfDeath]

favorite video ofit

[JesusTheJedi]

Sweet, a bit of a Pavement song in there

[junniejunjun]

this was more funny than part 2 lol

[YelSeW79]

this is edited

[phayded21]

No this is just an alternate version, that didn't air. They said in the commentary that MTV didn't like the September 11 reference.

[GlobeRevan]

Fuck MTV...in the ass mostly.

[jigsaw99]

lol i like this version better

[YelSeW79]

they cut off a part where the guy suggest "Oh you went back in time, that means you get to see your dad one more time before he had that heart attack right?" then he says "Oh spaced out"