Jamaican Accent (FUNNY INSULTS) Must Watch

[mrvirdee1]

its against the law to say ur going to have a gun and shoot him !! lol

[kemenyadi]

transcribe audio doesnt work :/

[kimdora1]

I'm a JAMAICAN and he sound pretty good...lololol but we dnt move so often when we cussing still...u self off rude buoy bloodclaat :)

[otipoju53]

common people get a life and grow up. whats wrong in someone not jamaican trying to talk like a jamaican?is dat a crime? common life too short,get a bloodclot life.

[PrettyBossMook]

IM JAMAICAN , AND SHIT ! I THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY DYAM GOOD FI A BWOY WHO NUH JAMAICAN SO FI DI IDIOT DEM WHO A DISS HIM ... SHUT UP YA BUMBACLOT MOUTH ! CHUH MAN

[strawberiDelight1]

Ah bwoy der hott hott

[remstaah0121]

ah mi must ask yuh...why him fi bop up and down whilst him ah talk? ah deh sum'm wrong wid him? cha! di man stand up deh suh an look like a dyam eeediat, like gwaan seh him fi twitch inna him leg! ah man deh like him fi tink all of us jamaicans haffi dash unuh hand round di place in order fi get our point across! and why him a drop di gun finger like suh? him nar lick arf gunshot! like di man 'hotheadcj' seh, ah dis man cyaah never touch down inna jamaica cyaah im fi get bun! chupid eediat, kmt!

[Jewlztharealist]

honestly we dont say 'punch' unless we talking in standard english Jamaicans say "tump"

[remstaah0121]

@Jewlztharealist AH DATS RIGHT! him try fi talk like it, and him cyaan even get it right! mi seh it twice, and mi ah guh seh it again....ah di man ah EEEDIAT!!!

[0121Keownn]

lmfao people who cant understand this

[0mega7000]

What's that word the dude with the rows says at 0:09? I've heard Jamaicans and people attempting Jamaican accents say it a lot, sounds like a pusshole or something?

[KaMiiXprezz012]

lol im jamaican (i cud tell he wasnt jamaican a little) but that was really good

[MsAmandaLove18]

yuh a gwe sa... lol di fuckry lol ... ya speak di patwa good deh

[danvanillabear]

where you get you white hoodie from???

[YUNGBUDDA216]

Somebody was watching too much shottas! Good Movie tho!

[MiiszRuRu]

its quite obvious by the accent thats hes not jamaican

[matenko17]

little Jacob From gta4

[yellowchickxox]

stupid!

[boogi369]

@fred19992010 mek mi tell u in propa english.....ur mother's PUSSY is the SHITHOLE!! and stop from chat thingz u dont kno......u not biegn jamaican make me more sorry for u than us...cause everybody wanna be like us and when i say everybody i mean EVERY fuckin BODY!!!!!!!!! come 2 ja and run off ur mouth jus like tht and see what happens PUNK!!!!!......#justMAd-U cant be us u fuck face.......

[boogi369]

@first199 yuh couldnt of said it better... thumbs up fi yuh...a chat bakka di comp....lolzz....

[boogi369]

jamaicans dnt seh MUDDA....lolzzzz

[klime13]

go dive through your mother and come out of your father.

how does one even react when someone says and inslut like that.

X'D

[liamjlewis]

god damned bumbaclots

[toniibeebur]

hmmm. not badd

[shrimpfriedriceswagg]

WTF IS DIS NIGGA SAYIN

[nesha504123]

@fred19992010 rude mother fucker dont come for jamaicans cause im jamaican just by you just saying that can really get u fucked up not beinging rude or nothing but like thats rude

[fred19992010]

@nesha504123

If you are Jamaican then I am sorry for you. Jamiacans are good for nothing. All Jamaica has is a bit of bauxite, and reggae music. Apart from that, Jamaica is just a shithole.

Jaaicans are ignorant beasts.

Now what you gonna do about THAT?

[nesha504123]

@nr2realgyal YHEA THATS TRU

[nesha504123]

@fred19992010 WELL THEN U HAVE NO HEART U KNOW NOTHING OF THEM SO YHEA IT IS WHAT IT IS LEAVE IT AS THAT

[Cuishi10]

LOL!! LMBO!!

[rmario1401]

@ codiegage2007 u n fred19992010 go suck unu mada

[PureInforma]

i can't understand any shit

:(

[ThoseNeonGummyBears]

Raasclawts ! -.-

Fuuck All The Haters. Juss Make Them Look Dumb.

[indepoodeli]

@fred19992010 go back up ur mums pussy dnt speak about jamaicans lik dat

[tanyatmr]

By your daft comment I can only assume you don't any Jamaicans whether they are black or of a different race.....smdh!!

[nefia55555]

if u dnt like jamaicans,simply suck ur mom's pussy then kill ur fucking self!! i bet u understand now?:) pathetic....

[MaroHyp3]

at d end of it all only an illiterate fool judges some1 else.it doesnt matter how intellectually astute or how dumb u r,or from which race,90 percent english women r being fucked n controlled by jamaican men.point being it aint all abt education its abt street smart u dumb ass nigas.jamaica 2 d motherfucking worl nah lef yah nuh day.

[mynamegohard2]

@fred19992010 where the pussyclat u from pussehhole booy go suck your pupa your uncles your cousins your granfathers nd way bumbohole back

[GirlyGirlAlee]

lmaoo nah lie this man pull it off wicked! (Y) from me

[xxladysavagexx]

lol as a jamaican myself he did dat well!

[codiegage2007]

@fred19992010 fantastic :D

[fred19992010]

@codiegage2007

Jamaicans are primitive beasts.

[HotHeadCJ]

@codiegage2007 wha? u feel good dont it? Immature English boy, your pathetic self and not funny. Jamaicans are proud patriotic people and dont give a fuck about all you haters. We have one of the best cultures in the world, we are smart and talented, we have beautiful people, a lovely island, know ourselves and people love us. So you can yabba all you want, we dont give a fuck...Its you who are trying to imitate us

[HotHeadCJ]

u is a bloodclaught fool u cud never pass fi jamaican. A jamaican would say a which clown, run weh pussyhole and dont touch mi base again

[codiegage2007]

@HotHeadCJ -- You madd!?! Stay deh wid ur bad mind, jealous fukry. You'za dyam fool. RUN WEHH

[SuggaBaiibiiee]

@codiegage2007 clearly you are not a jamaican and if you are you are not a yardie so mek yuh and u likkle JAFAKIN self gwaan an stop try fi be one a we cah uh no seh youz a dyam followbawtty so GWEH an stop watse yuh time pon foolishness

[agenthelios1]

@codiegage2007 Hey fussy, a lil red eyed ja!

[GuineaPigWWE]

@HotHeadCJ We understand that you can't speak English because you probably didn't finish high school, but there is no reason for you to type like that also. You should be ashamed of yourself. Speaking like that is absolutely disgusting.

[HotHeadCJ]

@GuineaPigWWE PUSSY!!! MI A RASS CLAUGHT JAMAICAN. Who give a fuck which language I use to express myself. Language does not judge intelligence or education, does it? Jamaicans are proud people and know ourselves, we dont give a fuck about others and dont try to imitate or behave like em. Dont think you or can begin to understand a Jamaicans. Probably a fucking waste man that is on the net everyday looking around with your pathetic little self doing shit like this, we fuck ur women!

[GuineaPigWWE]

@HotHeadCJ Hey, Im glad you talked properly, Im proud of you because it is a great accomplishment for a you.

[candykj]

lo maddd........ u can pass for a jamaican i guesss......... but we seh sum word different....maaddd preements still and stilll....jamaica 2 di worl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AEL69]

i should have a copyright on this video mr gage!!! haha

[LeontasAEL]

YEAHHH AEL LIMASSOL EVERYWHERE

[AEL69]

@LeontasAEL lol. just saw this video online. it was filmed in my room at uni. goood times file mou!!

[DestinationMan]

i really love jamaican accent....i wish i can speak that accent....:)

[shapotatwee]

whapm him cyan stanup one place how him a move suh

[YardManYardBorn]

Accent full a holes.

[MegaIndianboy]

there are nice rooms in prison

[princeofrock]

Need subtitles lool

[OliieTheEpic]

ITS LITTLE JACOB :D

ting man ting.

[OfficialSabWeezy]

mans are cute.

[Mindux518]

i wish i could talk life they :OO

[giovancity12]

what about the flag on the wall?does it write ael?

[codiegage2007]

@giovancity12 its my friends room hes Azzery :D

[giovancity12]

@codiegage2007 what is azzery? the flag on the wall is it from the cyprous soccer team ael?

[AEL69]

@giovancity12 ela re file. yeah, thats my flag :p

[giovancity12]

@AEL69 ελα ρε φιλαρακι!!την ειδα κ λεω τι εγινε κ στη τζαμαικα αελ;;;;;;χαχχαχαχαχααχ

τα συλληπητηρια μου γι αυτο που παθατε ρε φιλε κριμα στα παιδια που φυγανε...ελπιζω να ειναι το τελευταιο κ απο δω κ περα να βαλουμε ολοι μας μυαλο..

[AEL69]

@giovancity12 i dont speak greek file mou ;)

[FreddyLBC433]

man i was in Jamaica in Oct 2010 in Ocho Rios and i kept telling the people there i wanted to learn to speak Patois, but they said i need to live there about 5 years so it can stick, but yea i wish to some day be able to speak raw patois freely like this guy in the video. Jamaica, great country!, great people! cant wait to go back.

[epictoilets1]

If only Obama was Jamaican...

[seniorz10]

Your believable and I'm jamaican, but I have a English accent. The Jamaican accent comes out sometimes, especially when Im mad

[iceychikaze]

XD lool Love this vid! <3 jamaican

[BBYoungLady]

where's he from??? he's not even HALF???

[codiegage2007]

@BBYoungLady Im from Bristol, UK and im hALF Dominican :)

[BBYoungLady]

@codiegage2007 oooohhhh okay :D

[Moonlightwerewolf]

whats with the actions?! lmao, hopping up and down, waving

[SuperFaraja]

really good try man...its hilarious too...this coming from a Jamaican....bless up

[ASHER4203]

a try memba di accent mi bumboredd

[vsmith0902]

Buc up pon james

[same9871]

i think that if little jacob from gta iv appears in gta v he can take the role of little jacob.

awesome man!

[jahnben1]

wtf nice try but becuz im jamaican its easy to tell sey a fake accent any jamaican can tell dat fake good try thou try working on it next time

[CaramelPrincess88]

lol oh hes a londoner! Wa Gwan!!

[21jamaicanboi]

lol u do better den some american born jamaicans dat ATTEMPT to speak patwa. 

[Damonmav]

AEL!!!!!!!!!!

[dorry18]

danm u good son

[51janetrose]

I am Jamaican, and i know the accent when i here it..no he is not Jamaican but he did very well with the Jamaican accent, anyone who is not Jamaican would think he is, but because i am Jamaican i can tell the difference with the accent..Well done,great imitation...But no he is not Jamaican..Only a Jamaican can tell..

[howardxful]

@51janetrose thats true i'm jamaican i can tell its fake.but most people who said he was good probably arent jamaican

[swaiyne]

caaaaahhhhh trick me, he's jamaican, lol. except the punch part! man get tump ina face, lol

[G3mike]

AEL LIMASSOL EVERYWHERE

[LeontasAEL]

AEL LIMASSOL ΤΟ ΑΦΕΝΤΙΚΟ ΤΗΣ ΠΟΛΗΣ -1930-

[sp1dergrl]

he kno some jamaicans for sure

[Kristof215]

Little Jacob from GTA IV :D

[driftbitchje1]

BOMBACLAAT!

[shahman101]

what cool people !! wish i was jamaican..... =( lol

[CrimeTime12]

ΤΟ ΑΦΕΝΤΙΚΟ ΤΗΣ ΠΟΛΗΣ; Where are you from dudes? I am Greek :P

[AbdullahShabazz]

I like this!!

[nd4spdundrgrnd]

lol we dnt say punch we say tump

[codiegage2007]

@nd4spdundrgrnd Tru say... i remember thinging that after i said it... but i was just freestyling. llol

[musictickledpurple]

damn that accent is too good not to be jamaican lmaoo good job :P

[TheFreshGirl95]

Thats good

[jmami4lyfe02]

omg wow. he did good. tell him i said holla lol

[ZIGENARE09]

hahah like bombca

[Rayghele]

LMFAOOO i cant tell u how many times hear the phrase "Ya se me?!?" in my house.

[tripeandbean]

He is so good.His parents must be Jamaican.

[tampalatina813]

damn your boy speakin that patios is sexy as hell!!!!!!

[fatimarc30]

STEUPS WHY SPEAK LIKE THAT

[ARIF210493]

Ah nice man!

[trlaxr]

hahaha good one giood one

[SOSENTSOSINCERE]

yo why emma jump suh

[oniedagirl]

Holly !!!

[andreeee7]

greats from poland

[sakamitid]

I love boyz with that Jamaican accent !!! Ooooo yea love it

[jokdeng]

mi waan lean jehmica yu nh

[86danke]

yeah.. i like that ^^

[zawad17]

i love jamaican english! :)

[ConsiderateFantasy]

him good i see! if im a no real jamaican mi dead to blutkleen. him sexy too. big up babes.

[shanemiamif]

i wish i could have an accent lmao its amazing

[emmamaycrawford30]

So long as someone has a parent or grandaparent that's grown up around them it's nothing picking it up. Nuff black people in England have Jamaican heritage even when we're speaking in English dialect we'll we drop the patois words in. Saying that though there's been ocassions when I can't understand my people back in JA. Get me star? So I can't giv my man too much credit still, but even so nuff respect babe.

[SonjaMastress]

ok..

[smtc5b]

ROTFLMAO! I listened to this 50 times, I listened to a lot of videos like this so far this is the best jamaican accent, this is great lol ! How many times did you rehearse this ?

I'm jealous I wish I spoke like that, I have a lot of fucked up the arse Jamaican colleagues at work that I fucking hate and would LOVE to diss them jamaican style ! LOL

[ninjah925]

Well I've have a had a few Jamaican friends. and  this guy sounds so much like them, even his facial expressions the same lol you cant get any closer w/out being the real talk. Those some of the craziest fools I've met, haha that kid in my face I'd prly think twice about testing

[mebanks35]

That was perfect !

[lovesme9]

i love it

[samatha183]

Damn that guy in the black shirt is Hott .Big Up to Jamaica

[ConnecticutsBest]

This is so funny, you got it right on so many levels. Its typical of Jamaican men, super and you in the UK too blessed

[XxAysha16xX]

omg thats so hot

makes me want his hands all over me.

[nyagemini23]

I thought it was funny. He did a good job with the accent tho.

[samibless]

jah know star him good .. jcan accent nuh easy fi ketch suh mi rate him fi dat...his cute too lol

[SwaggaLikeMwahh]

woow man he pennnnngg!!!

[kharlw]

fake

[applelemonhead3345]

damn that boy is fiiiiiiine and i love dat accent

[Ihisa]

rofl! he talks like a Jacob from GTA IV O.o ! i wish i could speak like that xD!!! Great guy!

[markybyeah]

@Ihisa I THOUGHT THE SAME LOLOL LITTLE JACOB HE JUST SOUNDS LIKE HIM

[imsohigh101]

trash and this is coming from a true born and raised yaadie. Tek weh yuhself my yout'

[lilkim2776]

he does it well....as a jamaican I approve...give him my number...i'll put a little jamaican in him....wink wink (this is a woman btw) lol

[Mbeebeelove]

Hahaa!!!!

[luize567]

that accent is fukin sexy and so is da guy.... ratteeeddd1!! :P damnn xx

[TheAnnakay]

this boy is sexy

[wayne1197]

was he raised around jamaicans

[Samsziee]

his sexy

[sweet4u2bad]

Hhahahaha!! That was pretty good!!! Anyone woudl probably think you're Jamaican...lol!! Love the accent ...nice!!!

[pardellap]

lolol VERY NICE!!! lil broken english is still in there but hardly noticeable!! ur pretty gud!! @Fiskelam translation: yea man mi si weh yaa seh, gwaan hole di fate sistah, lata!

[ElvisCamillo]

Hahahaha. That accent is so nice.

[robinsthicke22]

were is the rest man lol good work

[beauflower121]

eeeeddiat bwoy. lol

[AEL69]

haha Gage! part 2 should be filmed at my crib as well.

[churde]

haha little jeaaacabb

[Volterator]

English sounding 'yo' there haha. Nice work though sir, fun to watch.

[codiegage2007]

lool! glad u liked it

[l3lue2ain]

lol are you retarded I'm Jamaican and they use "pussyhole" almost every single day.

[codiegage2007]

Biig Up!!!!

[Fiskeslam]

How would I say; Ok, I agree about that. Stay safe, sister. Later.

?

[CityHunter84]

jamaicans dont say pussyole thats a retarded london word

[codiegage2007]

You are gassed because i know 100's of jamaicans who say pussyhole

[globalskool]

DUN KNO.

[DBKProductionsTV]

@CityHunter84 lol jamaicans say dat all the time gotdammit. cracks me up cuz it sounds more like puss-swole sometimes lol

[salohkcin]

a jamaican can always tell a fake...this definately is fake

[Anubis2k24]

lmao... u can still tell a diff.... Proud to be Jamaican...

[4evayoung88]

i'm Jamaican! its nt hard to figure out ur not!!! LOL!!! but nice try!!

[KingSQuan]

AHA sounds reall. for real even got the voice to

its like a moviee

[cbmuzik]

some of this is good....some of this is lame. He has to understand certain letters get dropped depending on where they are in the sentence. It takes years to get patios right if you're not really Jamaican...trust me.

[codiegage2007]

thanks lool

[ConcietedMuchXD]

good job dude!

[TheGodOfTrolls]

He sounds like little jacob from gta4!!

[crazyray64]

lmaooooooooooooooo

[SikoSiko13]

True, me breda! :D I wish I can speak like this!

[Xaymaicana]

lol!

[samalhoodman2]

u shud listen reggya a lot to talk like that

[johnnyramma]

FAIL

[caw1995]

so lame

[TheJordanChin]

lol that is not a jamaican accent...

yes it is nigga do you knw wat patois sounds lyk