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  • Ofmgcata u don't need tb u can make it on ur own I know u are thinking what! But trust me u need to grow more

  • hey jesee try Star trek online

  • i like the part where he shoots the person and he does a peroete.

  • I am sick of people complaining that they don't have a good enough PC.

  • That Rubik's Cube is driving my crazy. Mostly because the color scheme I'm used to has white and yellow parallel to each other.

  • I agree with almost everything that he has to say, I loved this game and everything about it. Coming from mostly other shooters this game's story was plenty enough to keep me going. The challenging enemies and sandbox style of combat was so much fun to play. The one thing that I have to say is that the game took place in 2023, other than that tiny bit I wholeheartedly agree with everything Jesse said, great game, it is awesome.

  • @mw2sniper47 Says a guy called "mw2sniper47"

  • Pfffft. The story is epic, I dun know wutchu talkin bout Jesse.

  • ¡Hola mamojitos!....

    ¿Que demonios es "mamojitos"? xD

  • @DwarriorBest

    mi amigitos, es solo q no lo dice bn, pero suena mas divertido asi xD

  • In my opinion I think Crysis War's multiplayer was better than Crysis 2's multiplayer.

  • I played this on my 360, and I absolutely hated it. Certain points in the game enemies just re spawn over and over in a way that is anything but realistic. The vehicle driving aspect is horrendous and the complete lack of storyline makes the game feel monotonous.For the high remarks the graphic engine is praised with vehicles do not take damage in a realistic fasion and the lighting kills your eyes if you play for more than hour at a time. Its an epic failure in my opinion

  • @1532chris Well why the FUCK did you tell us that if we don't give a damn? If that's your opinion, fine with me, but don't go to us and say "I'm right and you're wrong!" If you really care that much then don't play it and don't blame others for liking it! Look I don't mean any disrespect, your probably a great guy, but keep the bad opinions in the head please!

  • this shit is so much better that CODBO and other popular shit

  • @sOulbaSe371 What bout Battlefield?

  • omfg crysis is so wizard

    

  • god damnit all these new games that have and is coming out are so advanced graphically, that even on super low graphics i cant play them on my computer, cause it lags so much they're unplayable :(

  • @DaHuntsman1 New machines, with relatively low specs, should give you medium at most games. A mate of mine got a machine for 700 bucks, and he runs this game on about 30 fps at medium.

  • Jesse, install the blackfire's mod 2 for this game. It makes the graphics so much better. Google it.

  • New york gets hit the most, didn't se that coming...

  • He should play Battlefield 3 until Skyrim comes out. I would be happy :D

  • AWSOOOM :O

  • what's that background music? it's awesome!

  • Crysis 2 is hard?

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Playthorugh! Playthrough! Playthrough!!!!!!! GODDAAMMMIT!!!

  • Jesse do a play through please

  • I fucking love this game. I always play this on veteran, its far enough apart from supersoldier/post human warrior that you can survive a few shots to the chest to escape, and their awareness doesn't jump sky high from a corner peek.

    The sandbox elements are my favorite. I'm always trying to better myself at the game, or take different routes & methods. And try getting used to using the cover system. It's fantastic. Your shots are steady, and your line of sight is minimal.

  • Crysis 2 = amazing!! I hope a 3rd is made with the frostbite2 graphics!

  • @BigbroJoe123 Why the fuck would they make a 3rd game with the frostbite 2 engine? Last time I checked Dice made that engine. Sure dice and crytek are both under EA. But Crytek can just make a cryengine 4.

  • @Madfighter27 oh.. fuck, yeah your right! my bad.. it'd still be badass though.

  • I want more Drinking with the Duke!

  • Jesse! you missed the "if your not watching in 1080p your doing it wrong." comment on the video!

  • This is more of a "Jesse Reviews".

  • Good game, ive played it ;O ---  Sent From OMFGCata's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • well i agree for the most part, but the KI is the dullest i faced so far.

    Played it on hard mode, so you are forced to be in stealth mode every time.

    It went that way: KI saw me, i stealthed, KI made nothing, i killed KI... thats how it went on 2/3 of the game, which kinda ruined the gameplay for me

    So if you play the game for fun, normal mode makes it much more entertaining

  • @Battlechoir5 AI not KI

  • I waish i such a beast computer.

  • who has jumpss

  • This game on Post Human is possibly one of the most fun you can ever find in a shooter, and by saying that I mean "OMFG THIS IS AWESOME" and you practically end up sitting in front of the computer until you finish the sodding thing, grunting at any interruption coming from any direction. That bloody good.

  • Playtrough D: everyone is asking for it!

  • smart but not exactly too smart... sometimes they do really dumb stuff...

  • @zZSleepytimeZz Yeah I know, once a came into area and all the enemys started just jumping over walls continously while letting me shoot them, sometimes it realy just messes up.

  • @EddThe19th i just went for it and ran trough 50 enemies.. half of them just stood there lolling and the rest shot eachother :P it was kinda retarded.. in the end i still died, and i am forever sad that i didnt fraps it :(

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  • Play it

  • Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa. Jesse playing a competitive FPS?

  • I'd say the AI is smart in a dumb way. smarter than your average AI but sometimes you go "Rlly gaiz? Rlly!?"

  • smart not really ...

  • Playtrought? :D

  • Please play skyrim when it releases!

  • @iTFjaco559

    Lol that'll be like a 300 episode series.. So yeah that works out well for everyone! :)))))))

  • @iTFjaco559 what about umm let me think SPOILERS!

  • @iTFjaco559 who wont be playing skyrim when it releases?

    xD i wont have time to watch anyone on youtube play it because ill be busy playing it myself :P

  • @iTFjaco559 Im not going to be watching it becasue im gonna be too busy just playing myself having more fun

  • @iTFjaco559 he already replied to a comment saying that he will :P

  • @iTFjaco559 You satisfied now that we're in the future?

  • @iTFjaco559 He does

  • got this on my PS3. They say the PS3 was the most realistic on console, then i got it for PC and my brain exploded

  • I have a GTX 490M in my gaming laptop. And this game is very good looking. I agree with pretty much everything you said Jessie. The few things I wasn't a huge fan of was the insane difficulty spikes (I enjoy difficult games but would rather have a constant difficulty), sometimes the enemies could be a little stupid, and the story was just kinda disappointing. I loved the suit (stealth mode ftw), graphics, sound, and the feeling of power you get when your carefully laid plans go perfectly. One

  • God I hope my GTX590 comes soon.

  • fuck yes. I literally just finished playing this. amazing game.

  • I never figured out how come they changed the alien in this game to look totally different than the original, does anyone know why?

  • @269cypher must be a different type of alienz

  • @269cypher Because aliens started to adapt to our world. They dont need ice cold environment and they are more like cold-blooded lifeform. So they need heat ;)

  • @269cypher so the crysis 1 aliens were nothing to do with war as such right? they were hive aliens. these ones are MADE for war and fighting and such eg shock troopers and tanks and all that get it?

  • @Snarkyscotsman Crysis 1 aliens are the Crysis 2 aliens, but now prepared for war and assaulting the man kind key positions. The story development team leader has announced that in an interview, claiming it "won't make any sense otherwise". There is also a theory the Crysis 2 aliens are clones made from Human tissue DNA and Crysis 1 aliens DNA, because it seems they resemble about the same looks except for color and suits, and they are pretty brainless, compared to the old aliens.

  • Jesse I wish you could play Dark Souls coming in October on the 4th...

    The soul successor to Demon's souls, it would bring me so much joy =)

    /evilgrin

  • @OMFGcata Jesse, still no Shazbot? D:

  • damn i thought this was a playthrough not a review

  • where's shazbot.

    

  • @OMFGcata you will play Skyrim when it comes out in november will u, plz play it plz

  • Play bfbc2 or bf3 next

  • did he just say visceral?

  • jesse have you tryed it in 3d?

  • I spent $260 (actually $300 because EVGA rejected my rebate) on this game, plus the graphics card that comes with the Maximum Graphics edition, and what do I get in return? I get shit. Don't get me wrong, the single player experience was FUCKING AMAZING, but the multiplayer won't work. EA support told me to wait for an email with the solution. IN MAY. >:C

  • Jesse should try to put together a Machinima series, like the WoW series he voice acted but with like different stuff.

  • I was thinking Metro 2033 would be a better choice and really push that graphics card. The visuals from that game look amazing.

  • this is for old school power rangers fans:

    at 1:30 profit looks alot like lord zed. i mean really looks alot like lord zed.

  • if your not in 1080 your doing it wrong

  • @kronos4293 *you're

  • lol  --- Sent From OMFGCata's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • Jesse this was great. Love the review.

  • both crysises were boring. gunplay sucked too.

  • why not play part 1 and then play part 2 for u games to play man?

  • Playthrough:D

  • @law21006 It's pretty good, you get all the abilities you had in game along with unlockable perks I believe? Yet you can still get your ass handed to you easily.

  • Honestly, Crysis 2 is really mediocre.

  • Step 1) buy fancy pants computer

    Step 2) buy game

    Step 3) ?????

    Step 4) Have fun

  • @AhhFa i think step 3 is buy BEER

  • You MUST play this game. Just... Do it, Jesse. :-D

  • There was a Bulgarian working with Hans Zimmer on the soundtracks :) So proud of the fact that someone from my remote little country took part in creating that amazing soundtrack for that awesome game. :)

  • A playthrough would be awesome, but I was kinda of disappointed to not hear anything on the music. I love the music in this game, sounds extremely epic.

  • PLAYTHROUGH THAT BITCH

  • Either do a playthrough Jesse or i'll hunt you down like an alien and kill you

  • Do a playthrough! :>

  • Now you made me wanna play Crisis 2 again on my own new 570 QQ XD

  • PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTHROOUGH!

  • PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTHROOUGH!

    

  • @matt98322 happy? :D

  • The way you're talking, it almost seems like you didn't play Crysis... regardless, yes it's beautiful, but if you want true beauty... just you wait until Battlefield 3

  • awesome Reiview Jesse seriusly you have to make a walkthru on This. TB is a fan of the game to would be great if there is co-op if you could make it but you do have thight schedules i know but would be great. To see a serius side of jesse is like seeing a diffrentperson XD

  • @Bunkerboy45 I don't think this does have co-op O_o

  • Watchin this in 1080p makes me jizz in mah pants really makes me want to play it on my new comp

  • well you can ask for bf3 ;)

  • I think the 'intelligence' of these soldiers is marginally better than other games. There are a lot of ways to slaughter everything on the map without even getting a bullet fired at your general direction. This 'coordinated' assault, basicaly just means 3 guys around him start wandering in your general direction and then turn around thinkingnothing has happened. They dont have a heightened sense of alertness afterwards. It's like: "Oh He's there!!! *investigates* He must've gone somewhere else"

  • Lol, I was disappointed in the difficulty level of crysis. I had the hardest difficulty I could set and I breezed through it. I don't mind that there are several difficulty levels, I was mostly disappointed that you have to unlock the hardest difficulty by finishing the game. I have no reason to go through a game on the hardest difficulty if it's not a blind playthrough. :S Such a fail since the game is so beautiful and feels great while playing.

  • Jesse, if you want to play a FPS that's both very difficult, and will literally bring your graphics card to its knees when you put everything on (including Ambient Occlusion) go play Metro 2033.

  • yes yes yes yes yes!!!

    how many times do I have to say it I want to see jessy play crisis 2!!

  • Do it.

  • Yes.

    That is all

  • ok Playthrough needs to be inc on this i guess ^^ atleast on hard. ^^

  • yes, this game is really good graphics and combat style wise, but the storyline really dissapointed me. the first Crysis left a cliffhanger with Nomad and Psycho going back to the island with that scientist and Prophet was there too. now what i dont understand is where the hell is Nomad and Psycho? in the first one youve gone through so much, got yourself a freaking mini nuke launcher just to die as soon as you get back? makes no sense at all.

  • DO A PLAYTHROUGH OF THIS OR I'LL CONTACT PRIDE AND MAKE HIM SMOKE A BONG OUT OF YOUR SKULL!

  • playthrough plz

  • I will give you $100 and my body if you record this Jesse.

  • No playthrough please

  • GIVEH USEH AH PLAYEH THRUGH...EH.

  • So,Jesse. How much are you getting paid for this?

  • 6:12 .. Ouch! 

  • Do a lets play plz!!! :D

  • wtf happened to nomad???? wtf happened to the crysis story line???

  • DO EEEET

    

  • Play it Jesse.

  • PLAY IT!!

  • go play metro 2033 ?:O it looks way better then crysis 2

  • I wouldnt watch it, never really liked this game. But im sure the rest of us will love it! Do it!

  • i hope this looks better then it does here looks like my xbox here

  • Dooooo iiiiiiit!

  • Meh, a whole playthrough of nice graphics with little story will be fun for 3 episodes, bit in the end, if the story isnt very good, watching someone playing the game it isnt very fun.

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  • Plai! Plai!

  • this game looks so good that my computer is going to explote just for the video O.O

  • please do :D

  • PLAY IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWW.

  • please

  • DO IT!!!

  • New game next time I don't think you should do a playthrough :OO --- Sent From OMFGCata's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • WE WANT MORE!!!

  • Meh.

  • Seriously with all the action scenes in this game im not sure whenever my guy falls down if I'm dead or not.

  • *idc

  • Jesse you like this game because the nano suit gave you the jumps.

  • @kkryan1

    I love how that wasn't something kids said until Jesse did. Now everyone I know says that lol!

  • @kkryan1 lol nice one.

  • @kkryan1 i love the way he uses jumps. i hope that becomes a proper slang.

  • yeeeaahhh mooorreeee! idk bout no freaking dukes nuking things

  • play it or we'll give duke nukem the suit and tell him you're the target

  • Play it or i'll make frowny faces ):>

  • meh. not interested

    

  • Please please play this game as a walkthrough... It are purty.

  • do a playthrough

  • so that kid has jumps?

  • yes, i like this new game

  • DO EET!!

  • Play it (while drunk)!

  • I'm normally tactical and LOVED being able to be invisible. I never go in guns blazing on any game....So it's a mixture of extreme annoyance and laughing so hard I piss myself watching my younger stepbrother try to be brutish with it on easy and get RAPED. Whilst I went on the hardest difficulty right off the bat and, while hitting some rather hard areas though, not dying a lot. Definatly worth a buy

  • PLAY IT!

  • Jesse aim down the sight? He's learned =D

  • YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

  • MOAR!

  • Jesse should play fallout NOW thats something id LOVE to seem him play

  • The ending was the best ending for any video game

  • play it! i want to see Jesse die.....alot

  • ugh

  • Play it!!!

  • play it or suffer jumps!

  • Play it or I will hunt you down and eat your first born child.

  • CRYSIS 2 FTW

  • YOU ARE GING TO PLAY THAT GAME OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR ENTRAILS THROUGH YOUR DAMN ASS. =) XD no BUT PLAY IT!!!!!

  • you can get JUMPS!

  • Playthrough,AWAY!

  • I have NEVER for a single second regretted buying this game!! NEVER!

  • I REEEEEEALY WANT IT and im getting a new comp on my birthday :/

  • this game is old >_<

  • It really is a fun game, and beautiful. Good review Jesse.