Anti-Drug Dog

[buttaman8302]

Um, I don't think burning nugs does this.. try slowing down on the acid first, girl. In fact, my dog just got a face full of Bubba smoke to the face and ears lol so i don't think my dog's gonna be doin this any time soon

[buttaman8302]

And this same dog was punted over a bridge by Jack black for some reason...and i think we've found out why

[Mystic3517]

And thats why dogs don't talk... -.-

[ozzykingofpigs]

I want pets like that...

[bayouboy745]

"LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE BLOOD SHOT EYES" best line ever. XD

[devrats]

This is why i drink.. this is why i drink.. XD

[xColourTheory]

That dog,

Needs an award.

[WinterDomeFly]

this dog clearly didnt meet scooby >.>

[FtWin100]

Clearly that dog is a boss.

[SPATCHYHD]

Is that a cockapoo or a spoodle?

[crnrbck33]

Lol clearly she's high.. she's arguing with a talking dog

[TheNinjafo]

look at me with your BLOODSHOT eyes!

[henrywinber]

what im wondering is why the cat is looking for stuff at 4'oclock in the morning.

[SomeGuyWithAFace9]

@henrywinber If you ever have had a cat, youd know they sleep all day and stay awake all night

[iTzxPeRoXiide]

parks and recreation

[Jpach33]

Oh snap is April

[rhino3434man]

its so hard growing tits!!! ima use that, at test time tomorrow lol

[mousey165ify]

@ShadyGrady3000 atleast alcohol is legal.

[Dustin2010james]

@mousey165ify Weed would be legalised but they have no way of being sure about blood levels. Like with alcohol, You breathe into a machine it says. With weed you can't do it without a blood test.

[ShadyGrady3000]

Being yelled at for smoking pot by an alcoholic dog. yeah That dog is a great moral compass

[DRAGOON2ONIONKNIGHT]

@ShadyGrady3000 Yes but, you're missing the bigger picture.... He is a dog, she is a human FUCKING being!

[Scoutingforgirls2]

@gregoryisawsome the cat is in the room with her

[Thisshouldbeblank]

488 people thought the girl wasn't cute so they drank their disappointment down with alcohol

[GazerTheGamer]

@ZteveN18 No, it's you people who DON'T give a shit who make society fall. You know that Obama guy? Yeah, how's that working out? Dumbarse.

[ZteveN18]

@GazerTheGamer so bring politics into it because that relates to anything previously said here besides your last dumb comment :3

[gregoryisawsome]

this is why i drink BWAAAAAAA

[Bacherello]

April?

[DAREALKING401]

isnt that the girl from scott pilgrim and the wow craft girl

[Scoutingforgirls2]

Hey guys you seen my woah I'll come back later

[gregoryisawsome]

@Scoutingforgirls2 kitty lookin for catnip

[laughandjiggle]

My chemical romance is my FAVORITE BAND EVER!:D

[WhatsY0UTUB3]

@laughandjiggle

Faggot.

[WafflezDay]

I hate My Chemical Romance...

[Lessismorris17]

This is why I drink.

[TheWalkthr0ughGuys]

You shit are the carpet this morning,Because i am a DOG.YOU ARE A HUMAN FUCKING BEING.

[TheKatyLady1]

Its funny because alcohol is worse than weed

[kelvinkim98]

@TheKatyLady1 No it's not. 

[TheKatyLady1]

@kelvinkim98 yes it is look it up

[victoneter]

@TheKatyLady1 Nope. Drink 100 milliliters of alcohol and you'll become a little drunk. Eat 100 milliliters of Weed and you're fucking dead.

[AlixeTiir]

I think the dog talks because the person is high. It's the only logical explanation.

[waterdragon1908]

If you think you are smoking weed but your dog is talking to you.. well, somebody messed up somewhere.

[zombiedrumma]

@waterdragon1908 It's like Joe Rogan said, "That's not marijuana, that bitch is on cocaine, and Zoloft, and sleeping pills!"

[TheKatyLady1]

@zombiedrumma I love Joe Rogan i have seen like all of his podcasts and comedy routines he is the shit! :)

[Cloudless36]

Cat part was the best xD

[EpicSandbox]

0:49 best part



[narotoking]

I recommend more pot.

[Chrisroygbiv]

Parks and Recreations <3

[DGregster]

This is why I have a hamster...well...HAD a hamster...It died from speedballing.

[sircutumself]

i think im gona have to call bert macklin to get on the case of the parks and recreation employee that "fell into the pit"

[ohnoitsjessx3]

hey guys have you seen my- whoa i'll come back later

[jamescracksthesky]

i never associated mcr with bud but i need to go listen to demolition lovers after a bowl now

[mydgetboy]

mcr is fucking great

[briguybunda]

Its so hard growing tits! Lol XD

[TheBmxbrothers]

xD Its so hard growing tits.

[Reifgar]

I LOVE that cat. Killed me, so hilarious.

[MrInfidal]

I would make some special brownies and leave on the table so the dog would eat them

[devodu]

Good dog! Drugs are bad! Thats funny. Check out my Channel on my Anti-Drug video

[iamtheshane96]

april's a pothead

[baharkiz2000]

Wtf

[CrazyTrain51]

i like my chem...

[trickster672]

that cat.. haha

[moonbear1004]

If you're talking to a dog, you're not on weed.

[AzlanHellaFresh]

as seen on trees. hahaha

[WillyDudemanguyPalms]

I'll take watever Aubrey Plaza's smoking =P

[SuperStevenHarper]

This is why Im gay.

[MrMaereg]

It's 4 o'clock in the fucking morning!! PRICELESS

[Squashylemon]

this is why im still watching these videos after 6hours....

[TheHotguyOnTheBass]

" Smoke a doobie and go listen to My Chemical Romance . .. its sooo hard growing TITS "

[afroebob]

@TheHotguyOnTheBass " Go watch College Humor and quote lines from it . .. its sooo hard being FUNNY! "

[01misheel]

this is why i have a slave... oh wait

[SculptedThoughts]

Amphetamines are better.

[Z3phlar]

Joe Rogan.

[xXRileyCoyoteXx]

Have the noticed that the chick didn't actually have bloodshot eyes?

[elflordbob1]

she must be really high if her dog is talking to her

[Bottleburn]

Thats a loyal dog. :P

[MechaTeapot]

I'd punch the cunting dog. Has no business being all up in my shit.

[ElectrifyingHuman]

Family Guy Brian....... :P

[xcislife94]

hahaah the cat was so funny

[majorevangelism]

I wonder what the cat lost :I

[xBathypelagicx]

*Listens to My Chemical Romance*

LMAOOOOOOO XD

[HollyWoodHoror]

She looks like Julie from Scott Pilgrim vs the world

[wetboudly]

@HollyWoodHoro rthat is her -_-

[jadefalcon5]

@HollyWoodHoror there's a reason for that.

[fackinglollig]

This is why I smoke. The Netherlands FTW

[MrThearmymen]

I wonder what the cat lost.

[PsychologicalPower]

Me too man. It's collar?

[GazerTheGamer]

@ZteveN18 You try to act all intelligent-like and then you abruptly drop to the IQ of the common 9 year-old "Call of Duty" player? My god, society really is on the brink of collapse.

[ZteveN18]

@GazerTheGamer :D glade to see another person is actually thinking that comments on a college humor short are serious Whoo Hooo society is going to fall because I'm giving shit to a douche bag all hail your wisdom

[SniperGetMoreKills]

Its funny cause drinking is worse than smoking weed haha

[sas44321]

is this dog the father

[Sepilein1]

damn i would love my cat to wake me up with the words of the dog when you press 5^^

[RainbowUnicorn500]

Gg

[shadeheart69]

Best part 0:48

[malikmv10]

wait it hurts growing tits?? lol.

[MegaRedfox101]

@malikmv10 it's HARD to grow tits.

[lesleynation]

@malikmv10 yes

[TitleistPingFan22]

woo i will come bake later

[LiveWireCo]

Thumbs up if you don't get it.

[CrazyAutumnWeekend]

@LiveWireCo You've never seen commercials like these? They don't play them anymore though.

[TumbleWEEDthe420th]

This is why i have a cat

[assainjon]

@TumbleWEEDthe420th That is why you are gay.

[CPSPD]

@TumbleWEEDthe420th You have WEED in your username :P

[TopTenCrew]

@TumbleWEEDthe420th

You do know that dogs really don't talk, right?

[OldSerpentOfSin]

@TumbleWEEDthe420th I have a drug cat.. He loves weed.

[graablarbl]

@TumbleWEEDthe420th a whole lot of /care

[BlackManSlim562]

i fell in love with that girl after watching Scott Pilgrim

[KuteKinsey12]

Lmao

[smallk1062]

It's hard growing tits, but it's easy to get hard staring at them!

[erty358]

Not all forms of alchohole are bad, like wine, so a dog drinking isn't very ironic, also a lot of dogs really do drink it's funny.

[treybop3]

Thank you Juliee

[SuperBeastlord]

man you must be really hammered if your dog and cat are talkin

[PointlessComedy]

THIS...THIS IS WHY I DRINK

[asutuh]

@PointlessComedy LOL where the hell are the parents?

[Cryostar37]

My chemical romance is a beasty band

[sicilychan]

@Cryostar37 agreed

[12345chriswilson]

∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ FUUUUUUUU

[SculptedThoughts]

@12345chriswilson Love.

[Mewrage]

THE CAT LOOOOL XD

[iMariuz]

When your dog starts yelling at you, you should probably stop smoking :P

[Mixed1189]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[986tornado]

you whould have to be on drugs to make this add.

[treydog3000]

I think she has a drug problem...shes not sharing, im mean wtf a talking dog!?!?

[adamotero0]

The my chemical romance part cracked me the fuck up XD

[JDurskPerson]

hey my chemical romance! that's wat i blast when i stalk mi friend! ;D

[cheesecherry38]

i love the cat

[guitar45rocks5]

omg this is so fucking hilarious

[jerz211]

I'd love to have this dog, he's fucking awesome xD

[mrayquaza]

@jerz211 I have a cat just like this, sadly, she does no matter what I'm taking, Including my ADHD and Insomnia medication (no shit, the guy with ADHD can't sleep...)

[sergiop2212]

THIS is why i drink xD!!!

[ThePeacefulAtheistt]

The dog is talking. She is smoking more then just weed

[killfroggy26]

The dog should just get high. April is hot!

[jimenezbadboy]

:D ive been smoking can't find my car keys weed, when i want some talk to my dog weed :D

[NoMorePopMusic]

@killjustinbieber123 the cats full line in the video was, hey guys have you seen my heroin? so yes.

[Jdoggyflash]

Me: The Cat

Dog and Aubre: Everyone i fucking know

[mesuhlikemusic]

Weed? No, meth and crack maybe..

[GirlOFBoys]

sub to me

[JacksonFelblade]

that was awesome! i loved thecat, sooooo cuuuute! <3 xD

[10GRIMMJOWJAGGERJACK]

i want some of the weed she has i want a fucking talking dog

[doomslayer1995]

Holy shit a cat!

[DBO165]

best cat evar

[PrncRny]

I freakin love Aubrey Plaza :)

[krazykoolproductions]

fudge-eye-nuh

[USTUPID144]

I was watching those fucked up anti drug commercials then I saw this and It destroyed the mood

[SilhouetteVengeance]

wooohooo my chemical romance hahaha

[HunterMitchell3]

My Chemical Romance isn't half bad actually.

[xXMarkoftheDarkXx]

WAIT!!!! drinking is much more harmful to a person then smoking weed

[xXxEpIcPiNoYxXx]

HOLY SHIT LMAO HAHAHAHA DO MORE -3

[DriftingTaco]

Aubrey Plaza = best Parks & Rec character

[Koukigreen]

@DriftingTaco that chick is hot..

[calahoon22]

"are you high?" he says wagging his tail like he's pleased about it

[SystemOfGaming]

That dog...is fucking epic o.O

[DJKNOWNRULEZ]

OH JEEZ, I'll come back later.... LOL

[narutoancillus]

that cat made me laugh harder than any other collegehumor vid. And they are all great :D

[narmolania]

Well, it IS hard growing tits.... I mean, some men just have to eat and eat and eat to get the smallest of cups!

[matrixbadger9]

Smoke weed everyday...

[GuitaristHippie]

i want some of what shes smoking

[pipapopov]

Brian Griffin.

[green4182day]

Go listen to my chemical romance!!

[NeeaRemembersSunday]

Lol.."it's so hard growing tits!!"

[TheMrg193]

"you change when your high" duh that's why its fun..

[mamanmatt12]

drugs not alcohal so lol

[WARcry60]

alchohal is a drug so the dog is a hypocrite and the cat is just there

[olentattimies]

@WARcry60

Actually alcohol is not a drug, its poison.

There are 2 kinds of alcohol, methanol and ethanol

[Gnarkey]

@olentattimies

You are actually wrong on both accounts. Just because something is poisonous doesn't mean it isn't a drug, opioids and benzodiazepines are both considered as drugs, which are poisonous.

And there are more alcohol molecules than ethanol and methanol, but in daily speech we usually use alcohol instead of ethanol.

[olentattimies]

@Gnarkey

Alcohol is not considered as a drug by the law

/win

[YummyDinosaurus]

@olentattimies Its still a drug, dumbass.

[olentattimies]

@YummyDinosaurus

I cant understand, if its not counted as a drug, how is it a drug :d

[olentattimies]

@YummyDinosaurus

Sorry for double posting, but if it has similar effects to drugs, it doesn´t make it a drug

[YummyDinosaurus]

@olentattimies It is considered a drug. Not all drugs are illegal. Just look it up....

[olentattimies]

@YummyDinosaurus

I´m professional bartender, and its not considered as a drug. :)

Please do tell where it says that alcohol is a drug

[SpyBot6446]

@olentattimies In every credible English dictionary. (Concise Oxford English) a drug - a medicine or other substance which has a marked physiological effect when taken into the body.

[olentattimies]

@SpyBot6446

must be the language barrier then, as drug is translated as medicine or well, drug (the illegal ones as marihuana etc)

[ZteveN18]

@YummyDinosaurus well if your in the same grade as these kids you must know everything about drugs and alcohol because obviously from this video of your friends you are all so bright /watch?v=XmmQZ6_5xpo&context=C­3e8d668ADOEgsToPDskJVvZS4HCgWh­hklf0wYtx67 also stop watching nyan cat videos then posting on other videos about your "Haters" you pre teen fuck

[YummyDinosaurus]

@ZteveN18 Im not a preteen, Im a teenager you dumbfuck. And I must say my classes are all highly advanced and I'm passing all, so yes; I'm bright. I'm bright enough to realize that alcohol is considered a drug even though its not illegal. Not all drugs are illegal. Its the same with Tobacco; more harmful then some drugs but is still legal. And I do disagree with the Nyan Cat portion of your comment, I don't watch it. So I must say that here you aren't the smart one, I am.

[NERVHank]

@YummyDinosaurus I agree with you but just one thing. Usually people who think they are smart aren't that smart. However, please elaborate more on these highly advanced classes that you speak of provided you aren't talking about just regular AP classes. Also getting baited by that creeper doesn't help your case. :]]

[YummyDinosaurus]

@NERVHank I'm in classes that are meant for grades above my own. Like.... I'm only in the 8th grade (Yes, I'm young but that doesn't matter) and I'm in Sophomore classes. Like Integrated 2, and I'm already getting HS Credits because of the Science I'm in. Plus I'm in the EXCEL program for Humanities. Stuff like that. And I know it doesn't help my case, I'm just trying to prove a point. c:

[YummyDinosaurus]

@ZteveN18 Also, those aren't my friends. And you even stalked where I comment? Oh, such a good stalker you are! But you must know that fight happened a couple years ago. Most fights happen during lunch and everybody in the same grade has the same passing time, so if they were my friends do you think I'd be there? Well I wasn't, so they aren't my friends. (:

[guitar45rocks5]

@ZteveN18 lol wow fucking stalker status

@guitar45rocks5 No I go on peoples profile so I don't go off saying ignorant shit and so