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  • Why were those people even paying for all that food? If it was me, I would have loaded up a shopping cart and then busted out a window.

  • guttenburg playing a steven...hmm

  • Mahoney!!!!!!!!

  • 7:38 The guys kids on the camping trip probably faired way better then their Dad did.

  • 3:58. its funny because oil in the middle east is an issue today.

  • Shows like this are like a time machine. No cell phones, no text messaging, heck even a beeper was rare in those days. It illustrates how much things have changed in 30 years.

  • lothartheterrible, at 6:27 the two-tone signal of the Emergency Broadcast System is activated replacing the newscast on the radio. Would this have been a localized Kansas City metro activation of the EBS or a national EBS activation? Back in the EBS days, the script that would have to be followed for a national EBS activation started with "we interrupt our programming, this is a national emergency, important instructions will follow", followed by the EBS tone and emergency info that follows.

  • THIS CAN REALLY HAPPIN

  • I'm pretty sure I could hear Trey Parker ranting in that supermarket

  • able archer 83 Holy fuck! It is freaky

  • Is one of the voices heard in the sequence Jerry Corden?

  • All these years I'd thought it was just some dude who *looked like* Arthur Ashe. But it''s the great man himself. Who the hell knew?

    And I love Bruce's total lack of awareness in the grocery: "Who are 'they'?"

  • All these years I'd thought it was just some dude who *looked like* Arthur Ashe. But it''s the great man himself. Who the hell knew?

  • We always do have a blast on my dad's birthday - September 16 (I know it's corny but my parents made this joke to make us kids feel better)

  • For a minute, I thought that guy in the line at the grocery store was on a cell phone. It amazes me how much things have changed since the 1980's!

  • And God bless Stanislav Petrov...

  • Fact of the matter is that we (the US) are going to be staying out of other people's business whether the rest of the world likes it or not. With the insane spending, the economy can't handle it - and frankly the rest of the world has proven that it's not worth the trouble. I hope South Korea can handle an invasion from the North if Kimmy launches one.

  • Trying to get to Joplin for safety.....awkward.

  • It's funny watching the people stand in line at a single pay phone. We forget how good we have it with cellphones today. Nowadays, we'd be texting our goodbyes like "Rsns nuking us. FML."

  • @MasterJediDude I love the comment, but one thing you have to remember. If this happened today, everybody and there mother will be on there phones! It will overload the system, I think it would be funnier if the people got a busy signal. There is no fool proof system.

  • @citchyruzz You've got that right! LOL

  • Do you know what crazy is? Crazy is not staying out of other people's business.

  • I love the expression on Robards' face at 7:45 - as if he's thinking, "Okay, that's it. I'm putting a stop to this bullshit *right now!*" His interaction w/ the guy in front of him in the line for the phone is one of the more human moments in the film to me.

  • who wuld seriously be working the checkouts when your about to get nuked, if i worked there, id be like, "fuck this" and grab and run

  • "You going to Joplin?"

  • Your aded commets are a nice touch.

  • 3:38 I didn't know Arthur Ashe did acting work.

  • 1:37-1:40 - Most ironic two lines of the whole film. Dude had no idea how right he was.

  • The lines outside of the phone booths did make me a bit nostalgic. ;) Funny, how current technology makes us all feel so "connected," but in a crisis, it is no more dependable. Look what happened on September 11th; even in my little podunk hometown, many miles away, we had extensive communications outages (hard-wired lines, cellular, internet).

  • The guy who says "somewhere in the upper atmosphere" is priceless. Funny and scary as hell at the same time.

  • @MegaBloodbath666 Wow. Just....wow...

  • @MegaBloodbath666 Was that really necessary?

  • @MegaBloodbath666 You have little input into this subject. Watch the movie, and be quiet.

  • @MegaBloodbath666 Judgemental, a little!

  • its mahoney!

  • why are they paying for things once that nuc hits money is worthless

  • Nuclear war is useless, it's a loose loose situation. Almost all grocery shelves would be cleared within less then a week. That's if you could even get money to pay for it as most banks will have closed along with ATM's.

    And that's before the shit hits the fan or the 2 year long winter.

  • @poodtang1 This is assuming there was a week's warning.

  • @poodtang1,

    Like "Joshua" (the supercomputer) said in the movie "WarGames" --

    "A strange game. The only winning move is **NOT TO PLAY.** "

  • @poodtang1 i'm pretty sure money currency would be useless.

  • @Freepepsi42 It would. In the aftermath of a nuclear conflict, the barter system would again become prevalent; food and fuel would truly be worth their weight in gold.

  • This is so strange! Why do all the characters seem so nonchalante about things "The Russians have invaded West Germany" and they carry on as normal. I'd be shitting myself. Hell even the Kosovo War in 1999 got people more bothered than these people are about World War 3!

  • @shahideurope Denial? Simply refusing to believe they would actually through with it and really push all the buttons?

  • @shahideurope Hear you, but even today, we see some pretty frightening headlines and a majority of the folks I encounter daily could care less (or at least it seems that way). Sadly, folks are even more desensitized now than ever.

  • @shahideurope you think people would be like you  but most would carry on

  • You think that staying out of the worlds business will keep you from being hit by nuclear weapons? And you think man hasn't learned this? Oil has kepts us overseas and made us very unsafe. Heck resources in general keep us in contention w/ other nations. Even if WW3 happens on the other side of the globe...America will feel the reprecussion. Nuclear winter, lack of oil, food, changed weather, and invasions will be enough to bring us down with them.

  • Threads is an excellent movie. Both that movie and this are thought - provoking and frightening............

  • GET HOME!! 

  • Wow, very informative. Thanks a bunch. :)

  • That actor has a strong resemblance to the wrestler Curt Hennig/"Mr. Perfect".

  • @Morgethein

    wasn't that the stupidest? my boss at work--my boss!--bought all kinds of freeze dried food, gold and of course guns.

    nada.

    it was pretty hard to respect his leadership if he is so gullible and easily paniced.

  • But if the missies haven't been launched and the Leaders are supposedly trying to call it off, why are people being told to shelter and why is Moscow being evacuated?

  • Many cities will not be touched by damage, but that's not really going to matter when your starving. After all the grocery shelves have emptied. Even if the trucks are running there wouldn't be much to bring in after most of the plant and animal life on the planet has died from the nuclear winter.

    I beleive this is what Churchill meant when he said "the living will envy the dead"

  • You know what crazy is? Crazy is not staying away from other people's business... It's so so true. Americans IMO are the most friendly and warm people in the world, but their government been keep making enemy left right front back up and down. Why? Because they just can't stay away from other countries' business. Wonder why 9/11 happened at the first place? If you leave them alone, people won't attack you for no reason.

  • Has anyone by chance seen "Threads"? It's been described as making this film look like "A Day at the Races", acc. to Wikipedia. Just wondered if anyone has seen it, and what its really like.

  • @professor501 Yes. It as every bit as bleak and terrifying as it is described. Have a look for yourself; it's on YouTube. Search for "Threads 1 of 12 FULL MOVIE Nuclear War". You won't forget it.

  • @professor501

    there was another one that showed on u.s. teevee several years ago. i cannot remember the name but there was a family in a sm. town dying of rad. poisoning.

    at one point the woman kissed the priest. they took in an orphaned japanese american boy.

  • @jen8933 The film is called Testament, and it's available on YouTube, although the film quality isn't very good.

  • @jolpenrose

    thanks, i just finished watching all of it.

    poor sound quality but it has been transfered for 30yrs old tape to dvd so there is a helicopter noise thruout...still worth watching.

  • Missouri had a chain of missile bases up and down the state as well as at least one major AFB the whole rethoric was to put missile bases in middle of nowhere places what they didnt bargain with was people and places springing up.

    And the varying Megaton yields of Nuclear Weapons.

  • har de har!

    they're about to be bombed and the ppl at the store are still at the job?

    nope.

    they'd go to the back room, get as many supplies as they could carry and boogie out of that burg.

  • "Why would they want to launch something at the middle of nowhere" ignorant twat they would chain nuke missouri lol.

  • @Hauntedman1

    that bit must be done for info to the viewers'.

    i was well aware when i lived close to an army depo which is chock full of aging nerve gas rockets. i'm aware now that here in sunny socal i'm smack in one of the juciest targets for any kookoo crim with a country (kim jung il).

  • wow image this i work at a groecy store sales way way up lotto

  • @Iceaberg17

    how long do you think you'd defend the registers when you have your own family at home. or even just your own self to worry about. you still going to stock shelves for mr. boss while the bombs are dropping?

  • @lothartheterrible : I gotta say, I do reallyt do dig the pop-ups. The info is interesting. As for the fucktards that ca't see past it, tell them to pull out their own fucking VCR and RCA cables (which it seems you have done) and upload it themselves!

  • @dariodepiante It's actually off a DVD; when I uploaded this in 2007 I had to compress the shit out of it otherwise the clips would have been much shorter; YouTube have since upgraded their servers but I don't feel like re-doing it. As far as the annotations go, people could simply click that little "turn off annotations" icon, but that would rob them of the chance to show the world that they are whiny pissbags.

  • @lothartheterrible

    thanks for doing all the work you have done to bring this to total strangers.

    thanks bro.

    :)

    jenny

  • I like the way people think there will be a warning of any kind......no there wont!!!!

  • @purplefurball

    it will be like that when the asteroid hits.

    i really wish i had forewarning so i could get a twelve pack, some good hash and a beach chair so i could enjoy the show.

    gonna go anyhow. why be at work at the pig shit shoveling factory. take a vacation, your last vacation.

  • hmm able archer, that was good, see c4 gb

  • Wow, isn't that Max Grogan from the Last Starfighter??

  • @trevinboy If you mean "Alex Rogan", then, well, no; that was Lance Guest; this guy's name was Jeff East.

  • @trevinboy

    if you can find it read the book the last starfighter. the movie was good so is the book--bit different but very readable.

  • Wow talk about "food for thought" on minute 6:06.

  • wow just imagine the 80's no cellphones yet in case of an emergency people had to line up on the telephone booth God bless the guy who invented the cellphone .

  • @amugani

    wow.

    you are so - i don't want to say stupid ---- uninformed.

  • The fact that all those people are taking such huge amounts of food is madening to me... Then again, the closest to an Atomic Attack film Ive seen is the TV Show "Jericho".

  • 3:10 You're damn right you're not going to graduate in January...so it's worthless.

  • 6:03 "That's...n'awful lot of bullseyeeeeeeeeeees."  LOL!

  • I also heard that ABC had a discussion after this film to calm people down. Is This True?

  • @MrBennetzen

    Yes look up The Day After ABC on Youtube and it's uploaded. A panel hosted by Ted Koppel.

  • There were cellphones around in the 80's, though they were so big, if people see you using one they might think you're trying to call in an air-strike or something. :)

  • At this time, Russia invading West Germany would have been REALLY bad. That's almost a guaranteed war with the Russians. Do you guys agree? Do you think a Nuclear attack would have happen?

  • I was reading about the "Able Archer 83" incident in Wikipedia (where else?) when I came upon this movie. Chilling times, but are we truly out of the woods yet?

    Uneasy silence at 6:07 - 6:12.

  • i saw this when i was 11. never forgot it. it's one of those movies that you will never forget about. and this scenario could still happen

  • 3:43 perfect afro

  • Jeff Goldbloom? Fantastic!

  • FYI, the barber doing most of the talking is Jason Robards brother. And the reason for this movie being made was to disprove a study that said that Lawerence KS would be the place least affected by a nuclear war.

  • Historical Context: Ronald Reagan. Geriatric Soviet leaders in somewhat uncertain touch with reality. MANY more ICBMs (on both sides) than in 2010. UNCOUNTABLY more conventional forces, some within only a mile of each other, facing off across the artificial German border. Effective, mostly centralized propaganda means (no Internet/YouTube). Failing Soviet economic system that may have led to a "use it or lose it" situation for their military. Primitive US-Soviet communications. Ronald Reagan.

  • 4:03 Say it ALL.

  • You can see the top of my mom's head at 8:28, and you can see her at 8:43 pushing a shopping cart. She has blonde hair and is wearing a blue and white plaid shirt.

  • At least young Clark Kent got laid before he was vaporized!

  • If you haven't, you should take a shot at commentating some of the other Cold War films. I'd like to get your impression of Countdown to Looking Glass or The War Game.

  • Good Lord, that poor guy has to try and walk from Harrisonville to Joplin, that's a LOOONG way!!!

  • I had a crush on Jo Beth Williams when I was younger. :) Ok, I still do.... lol

  • @marathon1974 So did I. She was appealing in that buddy next door's hot mom kind of way....

  • @lothartheterrible Eh, she did have a nude scene in "Teachers"...I'm not exactly turned on by nude scenes, but if you ask me, JoBeth Williams wasn't that hot. She is a great actress, though.

  • @TechVideos2566 Hmmm....see, I also thought Bailey was a lot hotter than Jennifer on WKRP. It's that whole "average girl" kind of thing, I suppose.

  • @lothartheterrible ...yeah, I can certainly agree with you on WKRP. Average girl appearances are just me, I guess.

  • @marathon1974 she was hot in poltergeist too!!!

  • That was VERY TELLING! This had to be before or during the Reagan Admin, but the line already is hinting to going for the oil in Mesopotamia. FEMA is alerting people to brace 4 a possible attack. Hints r being dropped all over this movie. They even referred to a ship bieng hit in the Persian Gulf. Art predicts life maybe?

  • I am enjoying this. Thank you!

  • did they have the  emergency alert system?

  • @radicalone71 It was called the Emergency Broadcast System and it was a joke.

  • @radicalone71 They still have it.

  • That's probably when I'd be really scared...hearing on the radio that they are evacuating Moscow. That can't be good.

  • If my mom was in that grocery store, she'd probably try o use some coupons.

  • 4:05

    "talking about oil in saudi arabia"

    sad because it is true.

  • @alphamone prophetic as hell isnt it?

  • if the world is coming to an end....why would anyone waste valuable time standing in the checkout line at the grocery store!? I'd be runnin for the nearest liquor store!

  • Indeed Abel Archer 83 managed to develop an excellent PSYOP back then...

  • guy @ 3:00 sounds just like Dennis Miller. SO ODD.

  • I thought I was the only one who noticed that!

  • i just steal the stuff. no sense on waiting in line lol

  • I'd jump on that doctor if I heard the warning!

  • 8:33 xmas shopping

  • right!

  • (4:37)"uhoh conservative"...

  • i saw this movie on satellite a couple years ago. its amazing when the nuclear missles fire from beneath the earth in the middle of kansas. they are huge.

  • I was in NY on 9/11, and let me tell you cell phones are worthless.

  • @patrickbad Ditto!

  • screw paying for ish. I'd be robbin and stealin

  • @Ragnarok691 And you'd probably be executed by firing squad. Undoubtedly, this type of threat would force the white house to instill "marshal law".

  • was that arthur ashe reading the news report at 3:45?

  • LOL @ the cashiers... modern day string quartet of the Titanic? LOL

  • LMAO

  • Bureaucracy abides!

  • a lot off innocent people,soldiers have to die in wars,while they are always started by some powerfull morons who think they are the truth,the land belongs to them,to their people,it should be better ,that generals and persidents, did the fighting on their own,off course,we wouldn't sell many weapons then

  • 7:30

    When kids still obeyed their parents

  • "wonder where were going to be next week"

    "probably in the upper atmosphere"

  • 3:45 I just love how people who know nothing about the military nor a military situation try to talk about what we are going to do military wise..just love it..rofl..

  • I like it when I'm allowed to make my own opinions while watching a film, er, I believe it's called Freedom.

  • great a war started near me in the movie, i went to that store that day also!

  • They still use the warning tone at 6:29 for the Emergency Alert System. I've heard it on tests of the system on radio stations and when the cable provider tests it (it even interrupts DVR recordings that you're watching!)

  • makes sense that it would interupt DVR recordings, as many disasters can sneak up on you quite quickly without giving very much notice.

  • True, no cell phones, but those barber shops are pure Lawrence, even still.

  • Gotta get chilled at how quiet it got when he reminded them of the air force base.

  • Look at 8:50. That kid has a "WHAT THE FUCK MAN." look on his face looking at the people buying shit behind him.

  • Why the hell would the US plant silos all over the breadbasket of the US?? Way to go, make the farms a target, that'll insure no food production after a strike. Idiots!

  • With the likely saturation of warheads from a full scale Soviet strike, it won't matter where our silos are vis a vis the farms. If the bread basket isn't incinerated, it'll either be irradiated from the fallout or die from nuclear winter.

  • they put the silos where the ground is most stable, as in where the nuclear weapons are least likely to be disturbed by earthquakes. funny how the planners of the nuclear silos are actually smarter than you despite your loud protestations to the opposite. moron.

  • I asked that question a while ago, like why don't they put them in Alaska due to its proximity to asia, and that is the reason they are in the midwest. Harder to hit with subs and bombers.

  • well,jackoflava, military strategists wanted to locate silos asfar aspossible from oceans,and from soviet ballisticSubmarines! but,of course,enough close(maximum 10000km) to Soviet bases. So the unique locations were Oregon,California(portArguello­) and nothern-central US.

  • its a nice idea, but all radio nets would be useless after a hydrogen exchange, certainly civilian ones. The ionisphere completely screwed and unhardened FM or sideband would be screwed.

    I do prefer Threads, but TDA is a brave and nobile effort on the part of American Artists. Respect.

  • Mobile phone networks would be cut very early in a real crisis. In the UK, where Im from, in the 80s ordinary phones would have been cut too. That provision undoubtedly still exists. It may be the same in the US.

  • I could see that people would try and create a shelter in the church first - before their homes. Our church was 7 miles out of town, this one reminded me of it.

    John Cullum (1776, Northern Exposure; Broadway) at 7:22 tells his boy to line up "milk jugs" then you see them - they are 8 gallon "milk cans" - I know, nit-picky of me, but it bugged me. Being born and raised on a farm - stuff like that stands out. John Cullum did a great job in this role though...

  • Nurses in "traditional" garb - wow.

    It's all scrubs now, with no little white hats!

    Thanks for posting this.

  • @rennyminou

    i was in nursing trainging in 80. white starched cap, white 'nurse' shoes (no trainers at all!) white stockings, white dress or pants suit.

    sexy;)

  • this is really kind of scary.

    when he mentions his kids in a camping trip and he has no idea what to do

  • In response to your video description, cell phones likely wouldn't have done much better. The volume of calls would likely overwhelm all the local towers and nobody would be able to get through. I live in a part of the U.S. frequently hit by hurricanes and that often happens in the immediate aftermath.

  • Where in the description did I say anything about cell phones being "better"? I made the observation because in today's society, one would be highly unlikely to see a line of frustrated and frightened people lined up at a pay phone.

  • What's with the attitude? I'm not trying to somehow debunk what you're saying, just giving an observation of my own.

  • You're seeing attitude where there isn't any; it was merely a statement. I understand, however, that intent is easily misread in situations like this; words alone do not convey emotion all that well. Beside all that, what you said is 100% true; I have friends in New Orleans and after Katrina I may as well have sent messages via carrier pigeon because there was no way of getting ahold of them otherwise.

  • No offense intended. You're right, it's an anachronistic, yet disturbing, image.

  • Indeed.

  • There is one way; HAM radio. A modest station could be set up using a 12 volt battery and a decent antenna could be mounted just about anywhere.

    In fact, jsut over the fourth of july weekend my friends and I set up a station in the north woods of MN and made contacts in Florida, Texas and South Carolina, all completely "off the grid".

  • Feasible enough, if one of your contacts had a set of their own. It might pay in the long run to purchase one for just such an occasion.

  • or CB band

  • @Binky40SW: Pretty interesting. I guess that would be quite useful should a nuclear bomb ever go off somewhere in this country.

  • @JohnnyDart76 There's a very real concern among some of the top brass in the US military that some third world shitpot dictator could launch a High altitude EMP attack, setting the US back to the 1850s within seconds.

    Interestingly, "tube type" radios (the big ones, roughly the size of a large microwave oven) are almost impervious to EMP effects. WIth a modestly equipped station, an operator could become a very valuable commodity in his community.

  • @lothartheterrible

    that's true but they would still likely be unuasable due to the electronic pulse.

  • @lsudolemite

    wasn't there a cell phone clog during the 9/11 disaster?

  • @jen8933 I'm sure so, probably mostly in NYC and DC at the time. Elevated cell traffic in general across the country, but probably not enough to cause major service problems outside the Northeast.

  • LOL can you imagine???

    ... scary stuff

  • 3:20 - Is that the Great American Hero??

  • No; that is Jeff East. The Greatest American Hero starred William Katt.

  • Last trim as a free man.Lmao, you could decifer that in more than one way.

  • "I wonder where we're gonna be next week?"

    "Somewhere in the upper atmosphere"

    rofl

  • I don't get it; why do you find that funny?

  • It's black, cynical humor.

  • Okay, I understand. Forgive me for the misconception, I'm accustomed to comments that are left by the lowest common denominator. In that sense, yes; it's quite droll and sounds like something I would say.

  • 8:34 *ucking checkout operators!!!

  • 4:02 - saudi...

  • BTW the annotations are a nice touch. I remember the old Emergency Broadcast System.