Snape's Diary (Extended version)

[Catface2781]

@Andizzle101

Beacuse he spoke of Twilight! :P

[leafeus101]

I think tis vid is awesome <3

[TheSnapette]

For talking about Twilight :-P

[Andizzle101]

why was Ron in the corner?

[Annoymleaderz1234]

Ok, Ron that was a good try!

[TheSnapette]

"I know a thing about books and that's a book!" Hilarious! And I like buttons too XD

[TheNightFurryRocks]

Harry already took 51 people's money

[bencutler1066]

Oh look another page

[cuteSectumsempra31]

I-M-S ...

"Okay Ron, that was a good try" xDD

[cuteSectumsempra31]

My Mum was AWESOME !! ((:

[give me five!]

[You already took my money Harry]

[Uh,, Nevermind ...]

[cuteSectumsempra31]

Is it a 'YOUNG ADULT VAMPIRE ROMANCE NOVEL?'

Ten seconds later ... (Ron-standing in the corner.)

LOL !! ((x

[TheRabbitlove1]

What else is new fatty!!

[Janneke4111]

And he barfted/ vomited

[Janneke4111]

Crud he had to write that he was in the bathtub

[JellytotJenny]

Look harry I see your name

Ooo you're very good at reading hermione

[shllmor]

I like when Harry wrote that Snape poops in his pants!

[NomNomGirl1]

They don't have prunes, so he was disopointed. Hogwarts is awesome.

[Alyssabith]

I thought of my mother. ( pause)

I cried. :)

[Alyssabith]

Snape's diary! Lol!

[Alyssabith]

I like buttons! lol! XD

[Alyssabith]

so do I orange 1.............. so do I!

lol! XD

[Alyssabith]

so do I orange 1 so do I

Lol! XD

[Alyssabith]

So do I orange 1, so do I

lol! XD

[kissandtell37]

So do I......

[EmmaLennyEddie]

Totally awesome!  (^•^)

[coolperson5294]

HOW DARE YOU CALL RON FATTY!!!!!!!!!

[TheAmberh44]

My mum was AWSOME!

[iamstormtrooper]

there's snowflakes on the youtube player

[MiaSharpie]

so do I orange so do I ...... I LIKE BUTTONS

[kamkamkennidy]

it was flaverless and watery

[kamkamkennidy]

today, potter showed me his middle finger

[StickmanShifter]

'Carry a ceiling'

'We do reading monoliths'

[rachelakaa]

this is only extended cause its been slowed down!!

[123mashe]

so do i orange one so do i

[NutyRiver]

Hermione: Where's Harry?

[lilmisskaleigh]

And I was late for golf with Lucius Malfoy.

[kyawmawthu]

Harry likes to be fashionably late

[XUndergroundManiacX]

Snape aborted the classroom. He is such a whore ;D

[MattiesAngelLizz]

"I Remember That Ron; Gimme Five"

"You Already Took My Money Harry"

"Never Mind"

[bellaisadorkihateher]

who woild buy fancy mice in knockturn alley. you can go to owl emporium in diagon ally. no need to risk your already bad rep, snape

[shschlueter]

Orange one!

[loverofeucharist]

Perhaps Cedric Digory can help Snape FIND his lost button. (A Very Potter Musical)

[vardarelite0]

what else is new fatty

[LizBiz15]

snape didn't have to die Voldimort just had to disarm Harry

[gabbyalexrf]

it's very funny gays. demasiado bno



[camramm13]

Hermione: "Oh! Look Harry, I see your name!"

Ron: "Oh you're good at reading Hermi..."

Harry: "WHAT?!"

[puccarocks99]

I M S? XD

I'm S-

Im snape? lol just a guess XD

[tuckerboniface]

Very funny .

[seangreag]

Ron: I M S...

Hermionie: OK Ron that was a good try

WTF was Ron trying to write?

[gleelover61298]

Button oh button where have the fled did towry to long upon fabric and thread did the roll of my bosom and seize to exist how i wish i could follow the into the mist ..

[gleelover61298]

i prayed for the end

[gleelover61298]

One devoured the other then died of lonliness.. i felt envy

[gleelover61298]

So do i orange one.... so do i! -EPIC

[toykogal]

@MrsClick100 someone hasnt read the novels.

[MsFriendbear]

How is this extended



[MrsClick100]

um why is snape so sad all the time GET A GIRLFRIEND SNAPE

[taylorizamazing1001]

Ok. So. Snape's an emotional wreck. What else is new?

[HarvestMoonBTNFreak]

"is it a young adult vampire romance" *five seconds later*

[321MrFluffy]

What's a bussum Harry

Ya tell him

Oh, look another page

[charlesthenight]

10 seconds later

Harry:Anyway i happend to find this book in snapes bedroom in a lock junk drawer under his bed. Its his diary!

Ron:Wow! should we read it ?

Harry:i have a better. idea lets read it!

Hahahaha LOL

[Cheshireluff]

i like the part about the fancy mice "one devoured the other, and then died of loneliness. i felt envy."

[TamiAnime]

this video... it is so funny XD i had to stop all 5 seconds to laugh! :D

but i feel really sorry for snape... his birthday is really gloomy...

[AmericanGeneration]

47 people don't like buttons. :P

[WeaselKing1000]

@AmericanGeneration 47 people can't find the like buttons...

[dobey3000]

i found two mice in a field today......one devored and then died of lonlyness

[Shadowblast222]

Ron- I like buttons!

Me-lololol

[WeAreAirborne]

Oh look, I can just read the comments instead of watching the video.

[lorglorgthesyborg]

how funny



[megannlyssa]

megan-- "Give me five Ron!" "You already took my money Harry."

Allyssa- Ohhhh that poor poor button! It must be very sad right now....or having a party with the dust bunnies and hitting on the pink button sitting in the corner!! I love my imagination!!

[ThePurpleRabbit21]

I've been watching these videos for years and I just now realized snape is the only one with a nose...

[MaddiePeas]

47 people enjoy reading young adult vampire novels after a long hard game of golf with Lucius Malfoy.

[mrsonion14]

what is a bosom harry?

[Srinathor]

"today the orange one accidentally drank one of my more expensive elixirs, he promptly vomited a glittering rainbow of foul waste and the classroom erupted with applause"

[CenaEdgeOrton]

is it a young adult vampire romance novel? during the ten seconds... Ron get in the corner now!

[lilmexicanita2013]

"Wat else is new fatty"

[Timeturner11]

HOW WAS THAT EXTENDED!?

[BloodAndRainbows13]

@Timeturner11 "Where's Harry?" "I don't know...I can't feel when he's not around." "I hope he gets back soon so we can play wizard Sudoku or something!" "Later I noticed my bottle of Sangria was gone. I settled for a cup of coffee, scalding my writing hand in the process and spilling it on my pants. I walked to the hospital wing, covering the wet spot with a book. Madam Pompfrey laughed at me and made me wait while she treated a student's runny nose.

[BloodAndRainbows13]

@Timeturner11 "After an hour it became apparent that she had forgotten about me, so I returned to my room and found that I had locked myself out. I called for Filch who turned up covered in lipstick, clearly having finished the Sangria. He broke open my door, laughed at me, punched me in the shoulder too hard, and left me alone."

[Srinathor]

@Timeturner11 first 15 seconds

[Timeturner11]

Oh, button, oh button, where have thou fled? Did thee tarry too long against fabric and thread? Did thee roll off my bosom and cease to exsist? How I wish I could follow thee into the mist.

What is a bosom, Harry?

[KHunnyBear]

the orange one was in timeout

[frannzyify]

harry"i remember that Ron, gimme 5!"....... Ron"you already took my money today harry."

[Rory2467]

rons a suck-up to not get in trouble

[TheAnimeartist2244]

WHERE SNAPE?! WHERE IS YOUR BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL HELP YOU FIND IT!

[Tcpint]

why does ron have to be the mentally retarted one?

[MrJsb1971]

you didnt read it did you? why steal a diary and not read it?!?!

[dancer4660]

I asked her to dance....she asked me to die

[mechanicXguardian]

u should make a lucius puppet !!!!!! { playing golf} my boyfriend approves !!!

[ripwave9]

I'm hungry what else is new fatty

[holmezification]

Whats new fatty! <---Harry :L

Your good at reading <---- Ron xD

You already took me money <---- Ron :')

Give me 5! <---- Harry :D

EWWWWWWWW <----- The trio<3<3<3

[deputyseal409]

Wizards don't even wear pants. They wear cloaks, which are kind of like dresses except guys can wear them, too.

[deputyseal409]

what's with the organ music?

[KearBear95]

“Today I put on my raincoat and traveled to Knockturn Alley...I purchased a pair of fancy mice..when I brought them home, one devoured the other, and then died of loneliness...I felt envy...” <---- New Facebook status? I think so!

[EzeroDJ]

why is the headmaster always naked?

[alexihallett]

SNIPE IS boring VERY boring INDEED SO HE DID CHANGE FROM THE BEGINNING TO THE ENDING HAHA RON IS HILLARIOSE AND SNIPE IS TOO (IN THE END ONLY)



[horsesrock081]

@alexihallett its not snipe its snape

[lanachasitymare]

what was the song that played whenever we heard Snape writing in his diary?

[geordiekidbethanyx]

love how snape refers to ron as 'the orange one' ahaha this stuff is too funny :)

[XxMagentaMcKinleyxX]

Ron: is it a young adult vampire romance novel?!

[Sophie0600]

"I liked the story about the button Snape."

"You... You did?"

"It made me sad thinking about that little button, lost and alone. I hope you find your button Snape."

"So do I orange one. So do I."

[Lovingeachother]

@Sophie0600 I like buttons

[spark12222]

@Sophie0600 I LIKE BUTTONS!!

[Funtertainment4u]

@Sophie0600 I LIKE BUTTONS!!

[Davis4037]

@Sophie0600 I like buttons

[kaname2311]

2:45...

i was at the yull ball with lilly evans i asked her to dance... she asked me to die....... would that i could lilly... would that i could...

[kaname2311]

button oh button were out thou fled did the carrie to long through fabric and thred did the role of thy busom and sese to exist how i wish i could follow thee in to the mist....

2:00

[jbhc117]

SNAPE HAS B0sQms!!!! XD

[Spanktehpidgeon]

Snape - Somebody knocked me unconscious and ransacked my room, wait a minute that book, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Harry - Snape, Ron stole your diary!

Snape - WHAT? You didn't read it, did you?

Harry - Oh he read it all right! He read it all!

Snape - ~This is unacceptable!

Ron - I liked the story about the button, Snape!

Snape - You did?

Ron - It made me sad! Thinking about that little button, lost and all alone... I hope you find your button Snape!

Snape - So do I orange one... SO. DO. I... - LULZ

[MusicTweaker5]

Harry: My mom was AWESOME!

lolXD

[jessica22225]

lol lollololololololol thumbs up for the ending where snape hugs his diary!

[AngryUnicornHobo]

So do I orange one, so do I

[noodlesthebunny]

I dreamt I was at the prom with Andrew yun ... I asked him to dance... He asked me to die and a button fell off my shirt because of my enlarging chest... I thought of my mother.. I cried

[noodlesthebunny]

I have similar problems

[NothingsBeatleProof]

My Mum was awesome!!

[PaulMcCartney1fan]

I love this! These are my favorite parts:

"I'm hungry." "What else is new Fatty?"

"I asked her to dance. She asked me to die."

"I'm so sad because I poop my pants all the time. I don't have any friends because I smell like broccoli and poop"

"Ok I think I'll go cry now, but not before I poop my pants...cuz bye."

"I like Buttons."

[blulemonade]

can anyone else actually imagine Alan Rickman/Severus Snape saying this?

[SquirrelsRockify]

tht rly was a good try ron

[blulemonade]

people, stop quoting the video. people can hear, i imagine.

[blulemonade]

i love how Severus says 'barmaid'

buaahmaid,

[SilverhoodXD]

poor snape );

[girlsrule713]

there dissing snape its one worst crimes in the world

[zxcvbnm1234h]

haha bath tub

[zxcvbnm1234h]

ohh ohhh did not expect that ****

[omgdonthateonthis]

"I'm hungry!" "What else is new, fatty?"

[maham21jan]

makes me love Ron even more. He's sounds cute and stupid.

[123naz100]

halfway through argus filch came in and bragged about his many affairs with hogsmead barmaids then he told me that i smelt of broccoli and left without wishing me a happy birthday- i was laughing my ass off at this line

[06GeoBro]

I asked her to dance, she asked me to die.

[SwirlyisCool]

ron always ruin the moment. in a good way!

[friendsforeverlar]

ys dumbldore naked

[seastar567]

Today the orange one drank one of my more expensive elixers.

[xoxoPaintGirl]

"I...M...S..."

"Okay, Ron, that was a good try"

[purpletaylor10]

i walked to the hospital wing covering the wetspot with a book

[purpletaylor10]

MY MUM WAS AWESOME

[purpletaylor10]

i asked her to dance; she asked me to die1 would that i could, lily, would that i could

[purpletaylor10]

"whats a bosom, harry" "yeah, tell him, harry!"

"OH, LOOk, ANOTHER PAGE." Today i was in the bathtub EEW

[purpletaylor10]

I love it how after ten seconds, ron is sitting in the corner!!!!

[Proud2BeIrish99]

"I'm hungry"

"what else is new fattie?"

[taylorsfavefan13]

Today, that Potter boy showed me his middle finger. I laugh sooooo hard at that part

[poemrider]

so do i orange one, so do i

[huntingwithminiguns]

"but you dont have any prunes do you"

"im afraid not"

"im very disapointed with you harry"

[weirdo743]

thumbs up if you ate some oat meal for your breakfest

[lilmissgiggles792]

"today i was in the bathtub-"

"EWWWW"

[eviebear7]

i asked her to dance, she asked me to die...wuld that i could, lily, would...that...i...could...

[ams8901]

I thought of my mother/father, I cried. Poor Sanpe.

[sagorsch]

But.. But... They don't have middle fingers!!! Lol.

[cutiepie7185]

wow

[gryffindorguy123]

ha ha ha ha ha the button song is sooo funny

[theman98595]

i like buttons too i do

[theman98595]

i like this

[MrBaconperson]

"I like buttons"

Like Button?

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE!

[missdaydreamer1211]

oh button, oh button oh where have thou fled, did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread? did thee roll off my bosom and cease to exist? oh how i wish i could follow thee into the mist...

...

[RON] i liked the story about the button snape!!

[SNAPE] you... you did!?

[RON] it made me sad. i hope you find your button snape!

[SNAPE] so do i, orange one, so do i.

[RON] I LIKE BUTTONS!!!!

...

aha i love it:D

[littlepiggy945]

oh, he read it. he read it ALL.

[TheMisskayleigh12]

This is nnot extended

[iiRawrYuh890]

Favorite Parts: "That's a book." "I know a thing or two about books and that's a book". * "Wow shall we read it?" "I've got a better idea! LET'S READ IT!" * "I'm Hungry." "What else is new fatty?" * "Today while in the bathtub..." "EEEWWW!" * "But you don't have any prunes do you?" "I'm afraid not" ... "I'm very disappointed in you Harry." * "I LIKE BUTTONS!" * thumbs up if any of those scenes made you laugh (:

[meganseavey]

@iiRawrYuh890 WHAT ELSE IS NEW, FATTY?!?!?!?!

[Timeturner11]

@iiRawrYuh890

*"I was at the Yule Ball with Lily Evans. I asked her to dance. She asked me to die. Would that I could, Lily, would that I could." "MY MOM WAS AWESOME*

[shrek999000]

at 3:23

Dumbledore- But you don't have any prunes do you?

Harry- I'm afraid not

Dumbledore- I'm very dissapointed in you Harry

[OnyxStarlightKiss]

I like the Orange One

[TaynRach1625]

Ron get in the corner....NOW!

[CPpopedd]

I Asked Her To Dance....She Asked Me To Die......

LOL!

[MegaSnow52]

oh, snapeadoodle, youre so good at writing poems X3

[ElizaGarrettt]

late for golf?

with lucius malfoy?

WHATS NEXT RON AND HERMIONIE KISSING IN THE CHAMBER?

[perexi1316]

i wonder what they did to ron in those ten seconds

[ajh3218]

Snape: When I awoke I was all pruned because of the bath water and was late for golf with Lucius Malfoy.

Ron: I like prunes!

Dumbledore: Did somebody say prunes!

Ron: I did! (to Hermione) how did he know?

[ajh3218]

Ron: I liked the story about the button Snape. It made me sad. I hope you find your button Snape.

Snape: So do I orange one so do I.

Ron: I like buttons!

[dudedudedude94]

lol i love snape. they make harry such a bastard.

"oh what a fascinating character study this will be''

[penelopeclearwater77]

i cried.

[TheTotoCute]

"Is it a young adult Vampire romance novel?"

Ten seconds later...(Ron stands in corner!)

"Anyway."

LOL!!

[melkalo]

"it was flavorless and watery...i thought of my mother..." XD