IMMORTAL - Grim and Frostbitten Kingdoms

[Krautkopf1]

this is seriosly the worst band i ever seen, the drummer has no skills then to play fast he is so off beat :DD::DD: the singer sounds like a cat :D listen to good metal :D !!! sooooooooooooooo fuccing bad :D

[Xasthur20]

Great band.Terrible videos.XD

[TripodGRANNE]

These drums are so fuckin off time

[MissJeanette69]

Hellhammer \m/

He's everywhere!

[codgod851]

How long has the singer been breathing helium for this time?

[123snowbaby]

fucken RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[horriblequin]

a sunny day in norway :D

[ThePanzerThunder]

blissful 0:17

Hellhammer trying to fly 0:47

drummkit from hell 0:59

abbath see a shark 1:09

demonaz got talent on dancing 1:34

hellhammer thinkin 1:40

i like this video

[venio0887]

@ThePanzerThunder

man you mde me lol really thanks man

[FedorEight]

Grim and frost-bitten pale butts. These demons should put some clothes on. They're used to the comfort of Hell's warmth and hellfire, but Norway just isn't like that.

I hate seeing demons catch a cold.

[LimbaDeVierme]

Hellhammer has a different make-up and beats from behind ;))

[FedorEight]

@LimbaDeVierme You mean "butts", not "beats".

[MosbeckSB]

Wow this is annoying...

[menasnow]

If you don't like this don't watch! when people go out of their way to comment on something

they don't like it usually means their jealous as HELL or they really do love it!(in secret shhhhh dont

let anyone know i like black metal lol)

[ginfub]

-"Hey, I don't know how to play music"

> "Just hit everything in the drum kit as fast as possible"

-"What are you guys gonna do?"

>"We'll do the same to the guitars, & I'll sing like a 12 year old trying to sound scary"

-"Wow, we sound like shit"

>"Shhhhh, just pretend we're demonic & idiots will love us"

-"Can we wear makeup?"

>"Yes, EVIL makeup"

-"This is gonna be so awesome, I gotta call my mom"

[blackened920]

@ginfub While this is actually kinda funny, you should try playing it, and you'll soon realize that you're full of shit, and this is actually good music that you're just jealous of not being able to play. If it was so simple, and any retard can do it, then why can't you, genius?

[ginfub]

@blackened920 Ha, typical ignorant response. I don't need to play an instrument to know this sounds amateurish. My ears work just fine. Besides, I would be embarrassed if I could play & this was my zenith. It is simple music. My previous comment is spot on. It's a little weird you know I'm a genius, but maybe a lucky guess.

[UristMcgee]

@blackened920 Don't pull the "UR JELUZ" crap, please. It's shit scene kids say.

[sathanasmaximus]

@ginfub or! or peapole like it cause its not techno, gals singing love songs, monkey shit for faggots! fuck you very much!

[ginfub]

@sathanasmaximus Actually, I don't like it because it's not good. Was clicking through vids trying to find music similar to old Venom or King Diamond, but by new groups. I stumbled upon this & found it so ridiculous I had to comment. i'm pretty sure that is why there is a comment function.

[sathanasmaximus]

@ginfub then you were wrong. or just too stupid to understand why the is a comment function...

[ginfub]

@sathanasmaximus Um... what?

[sathanasmaximus]

@ginfub the comment function dont exsist so you can say how ridiculous it is... but everyone have opinion in music i guess

[ginfub]

@sathanasmaximus Yes. The comment function is to comment. Duh. Comment's don't have to be positive or praise the video. Otherwise it would be called a compliment function. And it's not that I don't like Black Metal, because I do. I just found this video the other day & was awestruck at how bad this sounded. If you like it, cool.

[sathanasmaximus]

@ginfub there is a diffrence between not liking something and explaining how to play it like the band is a bunch of retards.... if you just say you dont like it, i would not have a problem with that.

[ginfub]

@sathanasmaximus My original comment was meant as sardonic satire.

[sathanasmaximus]

@ginfub ah, i dont know what that is, but it sounds like i was wrong...my apologies

[luizgm1972]

They look like tiny evil pandas inside of a freezer.

[Ian9047]

hahahahahaha what the fuck!!!!

[85cube]

fucking crap

[adramortua]

watch in 240p!!!! 240p is true!!!!!

[TheFrostchild]

@adramortua yeah its sounds better its like, takes the drums down cuz the mix here is shitty barely hear the guitars

[ffrgtm5150]

THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH THESE FELLA'S???

[saivo12]

80 people are Rihanna fans

[PBSisBAD]

@saivo12 WHY IS HER NAME BEING MENTIONED HERE

[MartynovAndrey]

Eskimo's have 23 words for Snow. Immortal has 24.

[BloodskullMannoroth]

@MartynovAndrey Lol, good one.

[6Black6Visions6]

@MartynovAndrey I dont get it



[MadamPain91]

If you don't like Immortal or Black Metal in general, why put a post on this page? why waste your energy and time slagging something off you will never understand?

[iIn54nity]

frogcore

[crabid]

@iIn54nity Oh god, that made me laugh

[iIn54nity]

@crabid cause you know its true :)

[srhdgaf586]

Black Metal is Cheesy

[itlivesin]

@srhdgaf586 this is but there is some very good black metal, so of the best music you will hear

[thrasheriel]

POSER PANDAS

[Xenoforge78]

@thrasheriel Are you seriously calling Immortal poseurs? Hahaha

[simcHyt]

i like metal... love a7x

but this is fucking ridiculous.... who the fuck would listen to this crap

it has no melody and no meaning and no rhythm... what the fuck, this is just fucking crazy

[ThatMeatalGuy123]

@simcHyt yet its still 100 times better than a7x

[surenopimp]

@simcHyt You start your comment by saying you like metal but you love a7x? wtf a7x isn't metal you lose all credibility you had by saying that btw this music has all of the above everything you listed melody,meaning, and rythym you don't see it because you're ignorant you dislike this because it doesn't have a catchy chorus people like you can never understand music like this so don't even try.

[magicdevil09]

@simcHyt a7x isnt metal, get out

[F00REX]

@magicdevil09 true, but they still got a FEW good songs

[Rexeho]

@magicdevil09 true, they are their own genre

they are fucking awesome

[menasnow]

this is like a freight train unstopable damn!!!!!!!!

[menasnow]

BLACK METAL ART

[TheLugotorix]

I like their all shall fall.. but this is just wrong :S

[henrykissingerIII]

@TheLugotorix how old are you

[Hunkerbunker346]

sounds like a frog

[CthulhuRunes]

Hellhammer is a hell of a drummer!!!

[KrwlngShadow]

@FaeriesFuckHumans Lol, u mad bro?

I call it "bashing the drums randomly and giving it a name to excuse how terrible it is" beats.

[MerryOnceAgain]

@KrwlngShadow That's funny. Never heard that deathcore had audible guitar and drums. Really.

[fuji091]

yes yes so hard so cold so extreme so barbarian sound

this is one of the most extreme albums ever ....!!!!!

[sadmanDARK]

Ya know, I like these guys well enough, but all I can think while I watch this is INVISIBLE SANDWICH. That is all.

[MrDRUMMERock]

fakt šaškárna xD rytmicky rozjetý a uplně vo hovně. Já miluju metal, ale tohle mě zklamalo

[KrwlngShadow]

Singer sounds like a Norwegian Popeye, guitars can barely be heard. And, oh god, does the drummer have ADHD or something?

[Torin4910925]

@KrwlngShadow It's much better than modern "dethcore" shit or what you probably listen to, Respect the Black Metal!

[KrwlngShadow]

@Torin4910925 Lol. At least "dethcore", or "whatever else I probably listen to" can carry out a beat instead of bashing the drums like some epileptic retard with ADHD, can play guitar audibly and sound better than Popeye, here.

[Torin4910925]

@KrwlngShadow I'd rather not hear the extremely repetetive china symbol being hit over and over and the same generic breakdowns which 9/10 involve possibly 2 different notes if your lucky

[lambofgod007a]

Shit, these guys need a new singer.

[mk13ultra4th]

@lambofgod007a

probably not to much into black metal huh?

[ReinholdundHelge]

@Ben170293 Shut the fuck up faggot!!

[yusufkaya058]

if Abbath were my son. probably will leave you in front of church.

[KR3AT0RAS]

Abbath on drums...

[klavestorm11]

I saw the thumbnail and was like ".....I must watch this, LOL"

[Kberiotwhn]

definitely hard to take abbath seriously after his lame videos. musics mediocre anyhow. at least there's still darkthrone going strong.

[detahdomo]

@Kberiotwhn immortal exists to make fun of you, clownshoes.

[0GBrooklyn]

This is what they should sent to Somalia instead of food

[cssNuramoN]

@0GBrooklyn at least theyd have water than.

[Defenders0fCreation]

@0GBrooklyn Best comment on any video anywhere hands down.

[AdekPali]

They need 1 guitarist player,poor band.

[Mikey3mMusic]

Awful....

[MrMethadrine]

lol

[5rduarte]

Immortal's Pure Holocaust is genius. After that I just can't take them seriously. haha. Sorry.

[reaver901]

i love this song!

[LimbaDeVierme]

Hellhammer playing with his dick in the snow... for the Immortal

[EjectedStomach]

I definitely like their original guitarist's riffage more than Abbath's. 

[w3sysdesign]

global warming? more like global cooling!

[DeadInDecadence1]

The primary example of: so bad that it's good

[reaver901]

@DeadInDecadence1

hahaha ikr

[BlackMetalerWolf]

did they actually take the words "grim" and "frostbitten" and make a song? haha :P

[MrBieber4evr]

watch?v=k5PbzspMP3A&feature=ch­annel_video_title

[Mochoe]

Fuking awful



[raymondcesar1]

immortal in my opinion was the best blackmetal band from norway in the early 90s

[kaueosbourne]

QUE BOSTA.

[brandoncipelle]

@babyrandellio why yes they are . Good stuff eh .

[likelight2flies]

Real men don't quantize their kick drums - Hail

[babyrandellio]

are they a serious band or...

[AmpluexCompressa]

@babyrandellio They're not serious and they're not kidding around either. They're mother fucking black metal.

[Ben170293]

Brutal but not as brutal as Bring me the Horizon.

[likelight2flies]

@Ben170293 Are you brain damaged?

[Ben170293]

@likelight2flies Sorry, just wanted to see what kind of reaction that would get. I hate deathcore as much as the next guy.

[raizar01]

TOSCOO

[TheMorbidgoth]

They're like the only black metal band that doesn't look serious. lol

[MrGruberTube]

They look like juggalos.

[Ethan13666]

Ribbit.  Ribbit.

[Faqntomas]

There is only one Abbath! :D

[theralamadam]

@Faqntomas

And he kicks AASSSSS :=D

[jdkdude8912]

i just finished playing with kittens

[6fuck6christ6]

Splish splash I was taking Abbath

[666fuckoffandie]

this gives me extreme nightmares

[theralamadam]

@666fuckoffandie

Tooo baaaad :=)

[altdoom615]

damn this is old school

[asdfghjkl4099]

I don't understand black metal... it just doesn't make sense. The demon worship, the face paint, and what the fuck kind of vocal style is that? It's not screaming, not singing, what is he doing? The drumming just seems too chaotic and it doesn't seem to follow any pattern or beat, and the guitar work, I don't even know. I guess that's alright. My friend showed me this to try to get me into black metal, I just can't do this shit.

[iMrGiorgio]

@asdfghjkl4099 leave it for people who do this shit then. bye

[Danosvanos90]

@asdfghjkl4099 Your friend didnt start off with the right song then. Try some Symphonic BM/Ambient BM first with some slow parts and a lot of change.

[LightInDarkess]

@asdfghjkl4099 eh, it's really something you have to get used to... if you pick the right BM bands to start out with then you might find something somewhat enjoyable. Some people may disagree with my personal preference but i'd say start out with Dimmu borgir. they have alot of different sounds throughout their albums, i'm sure you might find something you like.

[6fuck6christ6]

"Any picture can be improved by adding Immortal to it" <-- hilarious page on facebook XD

[KiwiNOVAEx3]

0:31 now we can go Abbath ice fishing.

[crzgfx]

Funniest ban of all time!

[ringsofsaturn666]

meanwhile in norway

[m00se321]

@ringsofsaturn666 Check out,,,,,,RIMFROST-(At tHe Mighty Halls They'll Walk)

[ringsofsaturn666]

@m00se321 checked them out they are good thanks

[7starsfear]

music is good ... but they look hilarious :D

[MARSTON1873]

They're pretty fucking cool. Also if you're going to make fun of someone learn how to spell and use proper grammar before you do it. Otherwise you just look like a jackass.

[edelmejia]

Play shitti music

[MALSIV]

@maspimentel1 Lol, failed troll attempt?

[infizus]

@maspimentel1 u suck, dont compare immortal to the mainstream

[guitarralaraja]

@maspimentel1 are you 18?

[alienwarrior9]

you call that vocals it sounds more like a fool going wild



[sabatonmaster123]

so sweet music:D

[HerveGamerDude]

hey immortal dudes: is this the full song? it sounds kind of cut at the end

[BrutalOppressor]

These guys are awesome haha :D \m/

[LifevsMusic]

@916Bone true, mate. true.

[cliftonite187]

are these drums even tight to the music?I sware half the time they arn't

[smallpeckerman]

@cliftonite187

agree,there off timing

[HELLZORBLADE]

it´s kind FUNNY the way he spread the legs and shake the head!!! but still cool the sound!!!

[smallpeckerman]

@HELLZORBLADE Ha Ha like a big lanky crow man........... a bit silly but hey

[MsRolus]

I Like loud Pandas \m/

[TakaMcL]

I love how over the top and insane and brilliant this is! It's completely unnescessary but at the same time, I'm going to learn all the words so I can scream along :D

[TheBleuf]

you must come to meeeeeee :)lol

[LifevsMusic]

haha. :'D black metal is so fucking ridiculous. :D

[embracedbyfrost]

@LifevsMusic they always have fun with the videos. black metal for the most part is a very serious style of music.

[Roman4Prez]

these guys are kick ass. but one thing that is apparent though is every song sounds like this.

[goninon2001]

@Roman4Prez welcome to black metal my friend. haha

[MacDoMino]

@Roman4Prez FALSE. Listen to their first album, songs are longer and really different.

[vandath7]

hail norway

[kj2xpro]

His drum kit is set up so high!

[WhiteRoseWithering96]

Is that a drum or a machine gun?

[Lancedup]

64 people forgot to turn the volume up.

[bulletgirl15]

imagine if they bust there asses while walking around

[eaker8892]

STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID

[joutubel]

Immortal unplugged... How would they sound plugged in?

[MrBassbolz]

Thats no Doublebass thats a minigun..

[TheMastaOfMyDarkSoul]

Nice dentist :D

[cinghialemannaro76]

61 people tried this at home and got pneumonia.

[AwestruckFIGJAM]

this drummer is SHIT!!! and the song isnt very good, love the band though.....

[gpalermitano]

Fuck, where the hell is my metronome

[cabalofdemons]

Stay Strong Norway! 

[Yawwrrrrgos]

@tastelikekavinsbacon but for the mighty hellhammer ofc not!!

[rockntroopen]

their vocalist sounds like a frog being raped by a boot

[tonibiruta]

hellhammer 0:17 ?

[lormendi]

@tonibiruta Yep, the one and only. He played with them very briefly but was never an official member. I think they wanted to borrow him for the video, lol!

[TheSubzero1991]

metalmistress : u wont get it ha...? black metal is a product of europe u are hilarious person damn satan let her burns in holy fires of hell....PUT A DILDO IN YOUR CUNT AND ENJOY THE MUSIC!