Astrology : How to Spot a Capricorn

[SpiritualistKatherin]

Wow my youngest sister is a capricorn geez! She is the meanest woman on earth lol!!!

[OljaaVuckovic]

Capricorn is very ugly sign.Uglyest sign in the zodiac.hahahhahahahha

[SpiritualistKatherin]

@OljaaVuckovic they are really nice when its something that they want or about them. Then they can be your best friends I know my mom was also a capricorn lol!!!

[frozendaisy3]

so true..

[theedoggie155]

Wow

[MaximilianMontesa]

Capricorns are smart enough to know when to be lazy and when to be hardworking.

[favm360]

This does not describe my friend at all o.0

[AutmnWolf]

This sounds nothing like Gamzee...

[nickeldickel1]

@Nativechica

k.

[onyxangel33]

It's true. People usually laugh at my jokes, but I usually don't see how they're funny.

[riptiderobin15]

Yeah, Severus Snape is pretty legendary.

[Nativechica]

Jesus was a Capricorn.

[TiaraSunshine]

@Nativechica <3

[nickeldickel1]

@Nativechica

pisces

[Nativechica]

@nickeldickel1 Naw. Capricorn.

[nickeldickel1]

@Nativechica

oh... at least he's compatible with me, friendship wise....

ur a capricorn right?

im just curious chica what do you do for work? im unemployed right now. I used to stock shelves at a supermarket...and im caucasion...22years old. ttyl....

[Nativechica]

@nickeldickel1 @nickeldickel1 Oh I was confused for a minute. You're a pisces? But yes I'm a Cap. And I'm a artist. I used to be in college and work at a local mall. I'm 19. You could check out some of my stuff soundcloud. com/xilomenita

[DeadTelevision]

every capricorn male ive know falls victim to alchohol, i have 4 family members who are caps who are big drinkers . sad....look at jack london

[kcuskcid]

I WANT TO BE CAPRICORN BECAUSE I WANT EVERYONE/THING IN MY LIFE TO BE MY BITCH AND BOW DOWN TO ME COZ IM SO MUCH BETTR

[kcuskcid]

I WISH i was a capricorn so i can make all the hard/cut-throat decisions in life...and make all the money...

OPTIMUS prime is definitely not a capricorn

[khushboo861]

Yeah she is right. Capricorns are very serious like to be serious.

[ChuckyBlackheart]

Capricorns are always said to be hard workers / good time keepers.

But I'm always said to be "lazy" and I'm always (very) late for appointments.

[wweuniversewwe]

if your trying to get a Capricorn you'd better free up a year or two because they are stubborn..

[zheahra]

Hmmm...I'm always asked why I look so mean or serious. Shoot, I thought it was just in my genes.

[AgedHarmonics]

Also some people with aspergers tend to look angry,

[AlishasShow]

thats so true, i always get asked if im mad or if something is wrong when im just relaxing at work. and i was born on elvis presley's birthday :)

[Fpockets]

@AlishasShow Nice! I was born Jan. 8th also !

[gerthuya]

when i relax my muth thun dawn and when i fall i dont cry dust my self of and walk away

becuse am a capricorn

[gerthuya]

when i relixing i look like im mad im not mad UNTERSTAND im A CPRINCORN

[rmqueens]

hahahaha i have the so serious when im relaxed mouth faced down mouth.

[YoDude17398]

@rmqueens Lol , me to ;D

[Alphabeta209]

i looked at myself in the mirror right now and my mouth isn't turned down !!! its litterally a straight line

[gustavmarkovic31]

.. Like Richard Nixon.

[cinemu11]

zooey deschanel is a capricorn. she's hillarious :D

[willease1]

Ellen Degeneres is a capricorn



[xNeonKittens]

lol I'm a Capricorn and this sounds nothing like me.

[Alphabeta209]

@xNeonKittens, same here dude same here.

[Andyp12]

@xNeonKittens That's because astrology is, sorry to be tactless, a load of rubbish, it panders to those who arent strong enough to think for themselves and want someone else to do their thinking for them.

[spencer9449]

Haha yeah, definitely not the Libra type.

[jjaydeeify]

I think the word serious for us Capricorns is not the right word. We're composed, intelligent and mature. We like to keep ourselves to ourselves. We know there's a time and place to joke around, but once we feel secure and safe and comfortable we have a witty, sarcastic and quite immature sense of humour.

[antagony69]

@jjaydeeify hahahahahaha yeaaaa!!!! you jus described me!!!! but actually sumtimes i hav a very darksense of humor

[chrish567]

I Can Be serious at some times but usually not that serious...!

[MontageMediaWorks]

Everyone always asks why I look so mean when in reality I am more than likely just thinking of a master plan lol

[kaputtmanxD]

@MontageMediaWorks I keep telling people we're gonna conquer the world but they don't believe me... :S

[MontageMediaWorks]

@kaputtmanxD Lol yesssir...taking over the world one day at a time.

[johnmarlett]

@MontageMediaWorks hands down, we are mature.

[TomsRavisherPR]

ohh the corner mouth thing is true about me xD a classmate of mine had noticed that a few weeks ago ahah xD

[ScrewUsername121]

Just asking.... What sign are you ?

[allie3cali]

Lol people say I never stop smiling and cracking up....so when Im a tad bit quiet, my friends are like: "What's wrong?" because I'm not all crazy and trying to be funny (:

[XheartbrokenXTeddy]

haha i find this funny. Most people tell me i am very laid back and play around a lot! Thats why i hate they say capricorns are serious all the time. We're not.

but it was funny i do have joint problems especially in my knees! ahaha :P

[victorly1]

im not serious and im a capricorns

[12Pensive30]

"they climb and climb, and you can knock them down...LIKE RICHARD NIXON" lol that was funny.

[khushboo861]

the most filthy n boring zodiac sign. but itsok. they fin their way out. lol at them. poor oness

[INFAMISE]

Well 2011 rolled in and ima Capricorn JANUARY 30th

[christinaaat]

DECEMBER 23

[christinaaat]

I'm a Capricorn and everyone says that OI look sweet and innocent. until you get to know me. I can be sweet when I wanna be

[Ghostblood1]

@LoveSpiceWhatever101 That's just your dad. That is not all Capricorns. I'm a Capricorn and I am soooo not selfish, my parents actually get upset that I put everyone before me. They've even complained and asked me to be a selfish sometimes.

[Ghostblood1]

Depending on environment Capricorns are pretty fun! I'm a Capricorn and I'm a lot like Jim Carrey, just a crazy spaz [lol] who is also a cap. lol the corner mouth thing is true to me and that made me laugh so hard XD

Tiger woods is a cap? shame :((

Elvis Presly is a cap? He's made us proud :]

[MohammedRahil]

Im Capricorn 28 Dec

[Ghostblood1]

@MohammedRahil Me too ;D

[capricorngirl97]

@cybernako088 do you have anything better to do than insult

[cybernako088]

@capricorngirl97 im not insulting anyone if you got insulted then im sorry. but its true i mean i tried to get to her but no she had to be a dork about it. I do miss her though she is a good friend.

[capricorngirl97]

@cybernako088

[brittanynoel02]

im a cap. and this doesnt fit me at allll. im blonde hair green eyes and not serious at all. I never am early and only leave late when its the morning and im going to class or something, you know "running late".

[Pcheck3]

Capricorns sleep around and are promiscuious just like tiger woods. They are also private with their lives. I am pretty sure Ellen did come out with the golf club.

[Ghostblood1]

@Pcheck3 Not all of us sleep around a lot......

[mollyfucface]

WHOA Cassius2112...you just described me to a T and I'm a cappy. I coulda swore you knew me personally after reading that...scary!

[kayjo101]

She is so right. When I'm relaxed, I look serious.

[GermanPunkedAmerica]

I love Capricorns! I'm Aquarius

[MsMansta]

lol, Capricorns aren't always serious like this women says. We can actually be very fun and humorous. Just look at Jim Carrey; he's a Capricorn and a comedy legend.

[AnbusKi]

@MsMansta To be fair people are always scheming and typically untrustworthy it slowly instills one with a very pessimistic/serious/no nonsense view on life.

[hope0hurts]

@MsMansta But he does look VERY serious when not putting on a show.

[7thSwell]

@hope0hurts I was just about to say that lol.

[MissBlueMoon]

@MsMansta Well said!

[DeadTelevision]

@MsMansta as well as andy kaufman, look up Jan 17 birthdays, lots of amazing famous people.

[TheBlackhand187]

@DeadTelevision  i was jan 17 :D

[SouljaSolo]

@TheBlackhand187 1-17 yessir

[hanluy1215]

@MsMansta some books say that Caps make the best comedians because they hardly ever laugh at their own jokes and are extremely good at timing and tone variations.

[istewartbinks]

Why do people care about astrology? Why do people buy into it?

[josephinedevesle]

@istewartbinks Because it's so rich and fascinating and has a long history behind it. You should search for conditionalist astrology, not the crappy popular astrology you find on the magazines and radio.

[saintcasper91]

George Frazier??!

[Nessiegem06]

Hey caps, do you like gemini's in a relationship? 

[warhero1645]

@Nessiegem06 umm, I forgot... I'm pretty sure no. But some websites will tell you something else

[conclusivebeginning]

im a capricorn and this describes the opposite of me im lazy, have no life goals and am in no way serious im 6 foot 3 and have curly blonde hair and im always l8 to work

[conclusivebeginning]

im a capricorn and this describes the opposite of me im lazy, have no life goals and am in no way serious im 6 foot 3 and have curly blonde hair

[Emblemz]

i do look mad when i go around here and there.

i play alot of music.thats my goal and i aint stoppin till i reach the top of that mountain(ppls likes it too..)

i do like being alone (despite i do socialize with ppl or associate. but i dont trust ppl that easily or intend to make friends much for that matter)

i can be easily upset and get very violent.

i do enjoy making ppl laugh.

i can be the most loyal to those who are loyal to me too.

sry if im babbling...just speculating this vid lol...

[Emblemz]

you forgot their also shy.

[sonyakitty9]

@cybernako088 yes they are very stobburn and will not let you win a conversation yet you have to love them :)

[Liton777]

name drop much?

[JESSICAnANDREAbigod]

I'm rarely serious in a crowd. Im always smiling and laughing. But yes, I'm a tough cookie (: and short :D but Im a blonde. Not dark haired. (:

[sonyakitty9]

@JESSICAnANDREAbigod yeah this one isnt neccesarily true. My mom is a blonde is tall and knows how to have fun but IS stubborn

[RaptorClaws24]

@cybernako088 Baaaah :)

[sixstrings209]

This is stupid. I am a capricorn and I think most people pick goals and head twoards them picking themselves up after they've been knocked down.

[AdrianIsaacs]

I'm a Capricorn, and I'll admit I'm pretty deadpan when I speak. However, Rush Limbaugh, love him or hate him, is certainly not deadpan.

[Cyclopsunglass]

capricorns are posers, dont make great friends, will lie to make themself look good, they lie to themself, and they're practically the most undependable type of people u can meet, well u can depend on them, but never trust one, believe me

[ginuwinelover1]

@Cyclopsunglass just because a few hurt you dont throw every capricorn in your stupid opinion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[magma3000]

heh? I love talking but I hate talking to people that don't interest me. I have a very good sense of humor but I can't make people laugh.

[OdeToNecrophilia]

we are loners dont deny it cappies.

[Emblemz]

@OdeToNecrophilia Bingo!!! ditto here too lol

[khushboo861]

@Gwat What !! You're a useless worker? KILL urself then xD hahah

[carino15236]

@LoveAnna13 i agree we need some time to spend alone..i think it's a sort of regeneration..we need, when we feel down or angry to recharge ..well at least this is what happens to me..i prefer to be alone rather being of bad company.. 8)

as for the sense of humour..we do have it! :)

[lleanamarie]

not true, im not serious at all miss cleo

[hittzthagreat]

december 30th!

[KarmicOmen]

Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin ... Capricorn, and a legend whose works have stood the test of time.

[idontknow810]

My mother is a Capricorn, and she always seems to be in a bad mood. I guess that's understandable since she's a workaholic and always complaining about aches and pains. She can be quite rigid in her opinions, but, thankfully, she's not nearly as bad as my Capricorn uncle, whose picture should be in the dictionary under "asshole."

[MusicMAAD]

...bleh cant spot what sign she is

[TheGreatOneReturns]

I find Capricorn to be most selfish and cold sign....I can't be like that even though I am Capricorn....I'm hardworking, but I'm not cold...nor selfish..I'm more Aquarius than Capricorn...and my optimism is pretty high...so I probably have a little Sagittarius as well...

[TheGreatOneReturns]

If this Video was made after Tiger Woods....affairs with 20 something women...she won't be saying Poor Tiger Woods.....He's a weird Capricorn.....and to make matters even interesting...his wife is a Capricorn like him....lol...damn.....

[EyeWearMySunglasses]

@TheGreatOneReturns it is my experience that 2 caps are bad....very bad together

[zanes81]

they say that its capricorns are never happy with what they have but how is that a bad thing what would of happed if MLK was happy with what he got or bill gates they wouldn't have done much you got to reach for the stars even if you dont make it ,always be doing more don't ever stop growing as a human challenge yourself everyday.

[SteinBach89]

They also say Capricorns tend to look a bit older than their peers.

[Rebel666hellgirl]

When I'm relaxed the corner of my mouth turns up. That's why they nicknamed me jokerface. I look always happy and very young for my age. And I'm a capricorn

[csg456]

That is true about capricorns, I have known many of them and do charts for people as well. Of course people can have all kinds of aspects in their charts such as rising signs and moon signs which should be considered as well.

[Kingofeurope]

Capricorns aren't always that serious. If they feel comfortable in their environment and aren't doing any work, they can joke around too.

[articulaytor]

@Kingofeurope you are right. my sister is a capricorn. she is serious but she is a clown around people she is close with.

[traodtraod]

@Kingofeurope ..hell yeah!

[shaunlazarus]

wat a load ov sht lol she just piks out afew famous people names thier qualities and says every capricorns like dat i could name heapz of other people from all kind of signs that fit those qualities.

[TheSling123]

im a capricorn! ya!

[30millionwinner]

@cassius2112

are u talking about me, do we know each other? lol.

[YourFriendCarmen]

My best friend is a capricorn!

[Nbilo123]

im a capricorn ya

[XthunderclapzapX]

OMG im a capricorn and im a 5"7 im 16 and have curly dark brown hair thats so cool thats all of me :)

[nuhdaking]

i have a libra ascendant n im a capricorn, but ppl say i look like a libra

[cassius2112]

I know a capricorn that's really crazy and fun to be around. :) Very serious, but really humerous too. And she doesn't care about jobs >_> She doesn't want to work xD And she isn't very goal oriented. But that's fine, cause she has a strong personality. That will get her through life.. :)

[tiramisuAsylum]

@cassius2112 omgg that is SOO me xD ..so im not alone.i feel very sad and guilty when my family thinks im a failure tho,i really dont know what job is suitable for me :( theres once i bottle up too long and fustrated i broke down in tears so silly lol

[EyeWearMySunglasses]

@tiramisuAsylum we are late bloomers. I still dont know what i want to be when I grow up

[tiramisuAsylum]

@EyeWearMySunglasses im already 21 lol its not a good thing im not good at communicating with people untill i adapt and get them in comfort zone.i fail at interviews alot because of this and my last job was in the Calling research company totally bad idea i gave it a try because it didnt need an interview or face to face with people.im a pretty hard worker if its something im capable but im not a good talker.i get super serious at work and lose my humour lol

[tiramisuAsylum]

@tiramisuAsylum sometimes i feel like i need to explain how i am to the interviewer so he will take a second thought about me.he might become my psychiatrist make me bust out crying lol i bet i'll freak him out

[sabbirsa]

Well there are 2 types of goats under capricorn. A mountain goat, and a field goat. People born under the mountain goat are exceedingly career oriented, just climbing up and up the mountains as oppose to field goat. So she must be the latter one.

[NonaL707]

lmao she is soooooooooooooooo coooooooooooool

[slientdee88]

i was born right after elvis!!! jan 9 baby!!! but alot of ppl tell me i dnt look my age. think its coz my moon is sag =). i look serious but im mostly a smartazz hahaha n proud of it =) but i kan b serious wen i want to be

[YourDarkAccomplice]

haha, who needs birthdays when you're immortal, eh? :P

[haylkat1]

I was born on Elvis' birthday-January 8th

Really true...People wonder why I always look mad...When i'm not...I'm a relaxed person soo...Bones acually have to do with this? Really? That explains why i'm always hurting then. I'm serious, very serious...But i'm totally insane too...

She forgot Mr. David Bowie! And MLK...

[lydia5516]

@haylkat1

Somone needs a hug. [airhug] :">

Dun worry Ima cappi too. Insane! xD

[morikahjo]

Thats so true....i'm 15 and often look sad when i'm just relaxing....people always ask me "whats wrong" my jokes sometimes sound mean to me but people always find them funny which makes me feel relieved. I know what i was born to do and thats what i'm gonna do and i'm gonna help MANY people and live forever even after death.....i'm 15 years old and already my knees ache sometimes when it is cold out....i always have to poop them! :D

[hannacompgeek5]

im a gem and i <3 CAPs!

[kikilovesuls1314]

true... my relax face does look mad... lol.... but i'm not a serious person .... 16 jan ^^

[SuperCrazychick13]

My mom is a capricorn Jan.2.1970

[ickleofhorwich]

Dount forget, Jone of ark i share the same b day as her...

[LordOfTheWhores]

Capricorns are Rockstars.

[TheTawani]

well im a female goat born on the exact date as Lebron james December 30,1984 and this is totally true and yes my relax face is mad lol

[Lilmizmo]

My bday is Dec 30th too! =)

[purvesandmason]

i cant smile it make me looks creepy but i can smirk so im proud

[shempamod]

@purvesandmason lol man

[beautifuldisaster007]

lol so true about people thinking i look mad. a lot of the stuff i read about capricorns isn't like me though... i'm not that serious, not a planner, not obsessed with work, etc...

[wexlerchick]

@beautifuldisaster007 It's because we have more than one sign. We all have a moon sign, a rising sign, and signs in each planet. Basically you can have a birthday that makes you a Capricorn, but you might behave more like a fire sign or air sign if you have a fire moon or air rising. You'll have a few qualities from the Capricorn though, like a great sense of humor, and loyalty to the people you love and trust, and how could I forget a deep love for money. LOVE THAT MONAY!

[suddankumar]

that's so true...i always practice on alone how to keep a smiling face but i just don't get it :-)))

[slientdee88]

this is true lol ppl alwayz think im mad wen im not

[AtlantaBwoi]

she didnt mention MLK Jr. or Jesus. the 2 most famous caps of all

[OrganCakes]

That's because Jesus's birthday isn't under the Capricorn sign.

He would've been closer to an Aries.

[AtlantaBwoi]

oops, shows how much i know about jesus huh lol.....

[PaTialaRoyalz]

I am a Scorpio but Elvis was a Capricorn - January 8, 1935

[veronicachic]

soooo true, my friends always wonder why this one guy always looks mad, but its just his face relaxed (lol hes a capricorn)

[KenshinSensei]

its true that when my face relaxes..it always looks like I'm mad. but i'm not lolz

[neshasims]

lmao so true

[SnotRockets55]

This woman does a lot of generalizing in her vids. My brother is a Capricorn and this is way off base.

[BrightLightboy]

hmm i thought Elvis was a Scorpio, thats the thing whos going 2 check all the people she names 2 see if shes right.

[flapjack9999]

no, Elvis was Scorpio rising.

[carbow]

About dang accurate! She's right about mostly everything! Haha! And it's true!.. when I don't smile, I look all dead serious! Lol!

But the thing about me is that I noticed I've been super lazy and procastinate on things lately! Anybody know what this will lead tooo!?? I hope it chaanges!!!!

oh and btw..

CAPRICORNS + VIRGOS = Match made in HEAVEN

[iloverenee93]

haha i tend to raise my eyebrows purposely to give me a lost look so i dont look so angry! its better then not being approached and looking unfriendly! which is totally the opposite of me!! i LOVE friends!

i procrastinate a lot also

trying to get better :D

CAPRICORNS + SCORPIOS = devotion and tons of affection (from me the capricorn that is)

i believe its also a match made in heaven <3

[lydia5516]

T_T that made me feel bad. thanks!

[transmoongoddess]

one thing she left out about capricorn. They will most likely tell you that there not like sign.

Same with Leos, e