I got to call bs on this one there's is no way that they would have won that in real life i mean even sovereign class starships have trouble blowing away a borg ship and that what there made for. a constitution class starship like that one would have been nothing more then scrap metal and her crew would all be borgs
Considering the borg had yet to adapt to the weapons used by the Federation at the time it is possible for the Enterprise to have destroyed the borg cube if they had started firing and not stopped until the cube was completely destroyed. IE: If they hadn't given the borg time to adapt.
look i dont mean to be a critic but they are right the borg would win you should make the ending replaced with the self destructing explosion from the third movie
Ahhh, see now we all know, Picard tried repeatedly to defeat them, Janeway made friends with them, Kirk,2 Photon Torpedoes, Jobs done, no muckin around, on with the trek! LOL, Love Star Trek!
Lol no way the old Enterprise would have blown up a Borg cube. I do think Kirk would have rammed or crashed the Enterprise into it though. He was a fighter for sure.
People seem to forget that the Borg had yet to take on a biological form on the Enterprises 5 year mission. See Star Trek: The Motion Picture, for details.
I don´t think that they would win against the borg at all, enterprise aren´t armed with Transphasic torpedoes so it could be a problem to the borg cube
LMAO I,m watching original again now and I often think of how they would be with the borg lol. Somehow i envision kirk with the borg queen and just sayin shut the frak up:)
The idea that any race would be stagnant for centuries is naïve! The Borg have grown over the years. As for Kirk destroying them—hell yeah! He typically doesn’t show mercy or curiosity, which was where Spock (curiosity) and McCoy (mercy) entered into the drama, to add to the triangle and convince Kirk to do it their way. The bottom line is he would have destroyed the Borg cube before it could adapt to the Federation technology of the time. You don’t have to believe me, do your own research.
Ah, the memories of TOS. Checkov's wig. Kirk's stunt double (this time wearing a yellow shirt instead of red). THe banter between McCoy and Spock. Sulu stating the obvious ("Direct hit," after the target blew up). It's all there in this mini-episode. Thanks for making this!
lets be honest, they would have kicked the borgs butts, and Kirk would inevitably have gotten off with the borg queen, taught her 'how to love', and then phasered her in the last 5 minutes... (but also, this early in the timeline, the borg wouldn't be as hard to beat as the newer drones, they'd probably look like inspector gadget).
That was INCREDIBLE!!! Like watching an actual TOS episode. Kirk vs. Borg. Every Trek nerd out there must've had a coronary when the Cube showed up. Your editing was seamless and your choice of clips for story building, flawless. Only nitpick I have is the easy destruction of the Cube. With so many clips to choose from, and your obvious talents, I'm sure you could've put together a more well rounded Trek victory. Also, you l left out the obligatory seduction of the Borg Queen by Kirk.
@RanesErrantis So you're putting the original Enterprise in the same club as the Kazon from Voyager who Seven of Nine said were unworthy of assimilation because they would "detract from perfection". I do believe that is sacrilege. Kirk's hairpiece alone would have made the Borg invincible.
@Fbueller129 While the hairpiece alone could've easily been the centerpiece of the collective (rivaling that of the Omega Particle), that's pretty much what I'm saying. Unless the Borg see something truly unique that would benefit the collective, they won't assimilate it, the same way pre-warp civilizations are safe unless they need the planet.
does anyone thing think that the borg would have been too much for kirk in terms of tactical expertise instead of technological expertise? bearing in mind that kirk would have fought 23rd century borg? in other words how would kirk handle the 23rd century borg without external expertise from Q and Guinan and 24th century sensors.
the enterprise withstood 5 hits each equivalent to 90 of her torpedoes. That was from the nomad probe. that can wipe out all life on a planet easily. The doomsday machine can slice up planets like knife through butter. The Enterprise withstood multiple hits from that too. The Enterprise itself can wipe out a planet by herself while in the 24th century it takes a task force. Suffice it to say the enterprise can take on a borg cube.
@MrHoppers002 The Enterpise D and E are much larger and more powerful than then Enterprise or Enterpise A...... neither were capable of taking on a borg cube.... needless to say... Enterpise or Enterpise A would not be able to face an attack from the borg.
did you not watch TOS and see the pounding it could take from things that can wipe out planets like nothing. The Enterprise-D and E never took that sort of pounding in TNG
@MrHoppers002 I saw TOS as well... D & E were both larger, more advanced, more powerful ships. Your line of thinking is most illogical. :P LOL!!!!! Even Scotty refer to the old tech of his time as "realics" in TNG "Realics"
this is what I hate about trek. Each show is like its own continuity. Each show rebuts each other. I mean until I see the Enterprise-D or E able to take 450 of its own torpedoes or able to go 1000 lightyears in 12 hours I don't see how the D and E are stronger than the original.
Even Roddenberry addmitted to certinly "errors" in tech in the original series. Logically though ;D.... each generation of Enterprise would be stronger and more advanced than the one before. Therefore original<A<B<C<D<E<J. In the series "Enterprise" when Archer and his crew run into the future constution class starship(same class ship as the original series Enterprise) the ship from the future is far superior to Archer's Enterprise.
I wouldn't call them errors all you have to do is make up some bigger numbers in the next show like TNG to make it all right again. Also it's science fiction and it's star trek and it doesn't have to be logical. ;)
@wabmorgan yes it is. that's why kirk would seduce the borg queen and his enterprise would beat the borg with their old technology and make it look good. :)
Ofcourse KIrk would have kicked their asses. Scotty would probaly have made some sort of stunt in enginering, to make their weapons more powerfull. *LOL* Kirk is unbeateble. By the way, don´t underestimate the constetution class. Kirk does set the warp record i belive was warp 14.1 and the Enterpriser (NCC1701) does also singlehand destroy a romulan bird of pray, witch is equipped with a new powerfull weapon. (TOS: Balance of terror). I personaly like the TOS episodes. Power to NCC 1701.
Kirk would have beamed over, then stomped on their stupid alien genitals. After a makeout session with the borg queen, he would go back to his ship and blow the borg ship back to kingdom come, cause you know they were asking for it. He would then warp over to Risa for a few days of 1960's beach fun, making out with every alien woman he found even remotely attractive. Spock would still rock!
WOW... I wonder what those early starfleet torpedoes had in them to cause such a boom.
See Kirk would have seduced the borg queen then fought hand to hand without a shirt on a dozen borg drones before turning back to the ship and blowing up the cube then. that was the way to go back in the day.
Bullshit the Carl Sagans spaceship of the imagination has a better chance of destroying a Borg cube then the NCC-1701 does. besides that not a bad video
Ha ha ha! There is no way Kirk's Enterprise could defeat a Borg cube! I always liked the relationship between Kirk, Bones, and Spock. It has never been seen again in any of the newer Star Trek programs. Although Next Generation time period Star Trek programs have nice personal relationships, none of them ever surpass that of Kirk, Spock, and Bones.
Well, yeah. If this was an MMO and the Borg were level modulated for the era Kirk was in, then yeah he could own up like a boss, but considering the 1701-D Galaxy Class far out-classes a Constitution Class, AND they had trouble with the Borg. They'd probably rip through the Constitution Class like Tissue Paper. Then again, this is all in good fun. Nice job on the video and hero worship, though.
This was nicely done. Lucky for Kirk the Borg hadn't encountered Fed weapons to adapt to yet. Not sure a handful of torpedoes would've taken out a Cube tho but hat's nitpicking! Well done!
The defence strategy of the enterprise was tactically niave and bereft of any advice from engineering.
Reconfiguration of the plasma coils would have provided the enterprise with consmelted propulsive power providing carg underlayment. A critical mass would have occurred in the throb chamber which could then be released on to the borg.
Picard was floundering and clearly not up to speed on the day. Dissapointing.
This is just the kind of illogic that continues to feed William Shatner's colossal ego. Enterprise E was more than double the size and exponentially greater in armament, and their victories only came about as a result of Picard's "inside information" about the Borg.
well think of it like this. In the 23rd century starfleet weapons didn't use frequencies or such nonsense. So borg defenses would be worthless an the weapons would slice through the borg ship like a knife through butter. Like in voyager endgame using transphasic torpedoes.
The TOS Constitution class vessel would have been sliced and diced by a Borg cube. Kirk would have been a drone and they would have made Uhura a Queen.
The Enterprise was no ordinary connie. She was heavily modified by scotty. Also the Enterprise could take the direct pounding from something that can smash up planets. Kirk would just beam some torpedoes in the borg cube and blow it up that way.
@Alexodia more like get pwned by the borg in the first 5 minutes of the episode due to their technology difference - which is still heavily in the borgs favor in the TNG, so the borg vs original series? no contest
@Alexodia no no no no, he wouldn't have slept with all their women, they would have just all swooned and fallen in love with him and questioned why they were all trying to assimilate everyone, a bunch of them would have sacrificed themselves in some noble gesture, and then he would have had to leave them all at the end of the episode to continue his journey as the captain of the enterprise.
We are the Borg. Lower your shields, and surrender your ship. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours. Resistance is futile.
Now they say
We are Borg. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
"0.37.." Spock with some nice Ipad action there. Apparently our future tablets will be 5 Centimeters thick!
ihjmobile 15 hours ago
I think that is one of the better mixes around
brosfeld352 1 day ago
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Musikfabrik 1 week ago
And THAT, my friends, is how we did it in the 23rd Century.
jtkirkfan2002 3 weeks ago
Now THATS he they should have done in the first place. Screw talking, warn them once, them blow them up, Kirk was indeed, THE master. ;-)
RCK62Here 1 month ago
Kirk would have shagged them all into submission.
bobb4you 1 month ago
Kirk is the master ^^
keiichi00master 1 month ago
I thought for sure they were going to use lines from the Corbomite Maneuver. Only way I'd see that Enterprise making it out in one piece.
N00BEAST 1 month ago
Damn Omega Molecules.
jamesgrose510 1 month ago
Most of the time these mash-ups suck...This was worth my time!
backpackr 2 months ago
Clever.
RandomNinjaOfEvil 3 months ago
3:09 A face from TOS appears on screen for a millisecond.
heauskne 3 months ago
Next on Star Trek!!! The crew of the ST XI Enterprise go against the Borg!!! Will Spock consider JOINING the Collective?
heauskne 3 months ago
Kirk would have made sweet sweet love to the Borg Queen till they just gave up assimilation and just existed to honor his name. Yeah...
kamenkojistonira 3 months ago 2
Classic Kirk never loses.
evrbody 4 months ago 2
that was a sphere. not a cube lol
nightreaper999 4 months ago
I got to call bs on this one there's is no way that they would have won that in real life i mean even sovereign class starships have trouble blowing away a borg ship and that what there made for. a constitution class starship like that one would have been nothing more then scrap metal and her crew would all be borgs
blueknight10 4 months ago
Considering the borg had yet to adapt to the weapons used by the Federation at the time it is possible for the Enterprise to have destroyed the borg cube if they had started firing and not stopped until the cube was completely destroyed. IE: If they hadn't given the borg time to adapt.
Offgrain 4 months ago
look i dont mean to be a critic but they are right the borg would win you should make the ending replaced with the self destructing explosion from the third movie
Cipher8492 4 months ago
Ahhh, see now we all know, Picard tried repeatedly to defeat them, Janeway made friends with them, Kirk,2 Photon Torpedoes, Jobs done, no muckin around, on with the trek! LOL, Love Star Trek!
RevOzDrDj 5 months ago 8
Illlogical!!!!
strtrkguy 5 months ago
Lol no way the old Enterprise would have blown up a Borg cube. I do think Kirk would have rammed or crashed the Enterprise into it though. He was a fighter for sure.
chestveeg 5 months ago
@dpattiris
Nah! I want a fucking 100 dollar note!
TheSuperShobiz 6 months ago
@dpattiris
It's called a TRICORDER.... Google it out!
TheSuperShobiz 6 months ago
People seem to forget that the Borg had yet to take on a biological form on the Enterprises 5 year mission. See Star Trek: The Motion Picture, for details.
rapture25z 6 months ago
@rapture25z For the last time, V'Ger had no connection with the Borg whatsoever FACT!!! V'Ger + Borg is NONCANONICAL!!!
heauskne 3 months ago
sucks the borg comming in the 80s with picard no kirk
RatedREdge2196 6 months ago
Spock basically tells McCoy that if he were assimalated, his memory engrams would destroy the borg.
rebel1701 6 months ago
Not sure why photon torpedoes would destroy a borg cube, but this was awesome none the less!
RaPositivist 8 months ago
that would make a kickass episode
mssucks3462 8 months ago
Pretty fun and quick editing.
dastaylor 8 months ago
oh my god watch it with subtitles JUST DO IT!
Ransty101 8 months ago 3
lmao
EDOM666DEVORE 8 months ago
84 people are part of the collective.
BringYourBallsCanada 8 months ago
Funny... They wouldn't stand a chance mind you.
xTonyxMaddenx 8 months ago
@notjustadog Gives new meaning to the term mindf*ck
studmeow 9 months ago
Pretty good video! It's like I never saw this episode!
jhmoonman 10 months ago
I don´t think that they would win against the borg at all, enterprise aren´t armed with Transphasic torpedoes so it could be a problem to the borg cube
T51powerarmor 10 months ago
Another crap fan made video gimmie a break..... seriously you fan moronic types need too get off you're selves..
Viper6454 10 months ago
i will get never old...
wannie424 10 months ago
McCoy has a great "We're totally fucked" look.
steveconn 10 months ago
LMAO I,m watching original again now and I often think of how they would be with the borg lol. Somehow i envision kirk with the borg queen and just sayin shut the frak up:)
xXLocketteXx 11 months ago
this is just made of several clips of star trek,i can tell because it changes scenes very suddenly.
garitina101 11 months ago
@notjustadog only man to contract a computer virus
blizzardballz 11 months ago
They are very fortunate that they had transphasic torpedoes.
KaiserJames 11 months ago
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The Borg will be back. And we will assimilate Kirk, Spock, the Enterprise, and your weakling Federation. Mwahahaha!!
KaiserJames 11 months ago
We are the Borg.
You will be assimilated.
Resistance is futile.
KaiserJames 11 months ago
nonsence the cube boirg didnt exhinst till after the V GER INCEDENT
1abcrr1 11 months ago
What episode is this?
MrTabby5000 11 months ago
@MrTabby5000, the opening is from "The Changeling" (the probe "Nomad"), with segments from "The Ultimate Computer" mixed in.
1sorryham 10 months ago
this is fun, but there is no way they can defeat the cube.
sevenny 1 year ago
well done. I particularly like the TOS sound effect when the Borg engages their tractor beam lol. Nice job.
ocerg1111 1 year ago
ich wusste das sie es schaffen
fan1985ful 1 year ago
bewm
Austindude3954 1 year ago
LOL WTF IS THAT STOP AT 3:10
Greentooth4 1 year ago
THER WASN'T ANY BORG THEN
somkiddy 1 year ago
@somkiddy
Voyager specified that the Borg are over nine hundred years old.
Fuleadeare 1 year ago
@Fuleadeare blech, is voyager even considered canon? Most die hard trekkers don't think so...
ocerg1111 1 year ago
@ocerg1111
Well, it's really the producers that decide if something's canon, not the fans. 'sides, I don't care for being 'die-hard', i just enjoy what I enjoy.
Fuleadeare 1 year ago
The idea that any race would be stagnant for centuries is naïve! The Borg have grown over the years. As for Kirk destroying them—hell yeah! He typically doesn’t show mercy or curiosity, which was where Spock (curiosity) and McCoy (mercy) entered into the drama, to add to the triangle and convince Kirk to do it their way. The bottom line is he would have destroyed the Borg cube before it could adapt to the Federation technology of the time. You don’t have to believe me, do your own research.
redbeardsoutpost 1 year ago
I musta missed this episode.
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rickyhacker2 1 year ago
@leebobbly, the Borg had no time to adapt to the photons. Kirk showed no mercy, but Picard hesitated to fire again.
thefinalfrontier1701 1 year ago
It takes a whole lot more then that to destroy a cube.
LeeBobbly 1 year ago
That was cool.
horsekz94 1 year ago
Ah, the memories of TOS. Checkov's wig. Kirk's stunt double (this time wearing a yellow shirt instead of red). THe banter between McCoy and Spock. Sulu stating the obvious ("Direct hit," after the target blew up). It's all there in this mini-episode. Thanks for making this!
Monkofmagnesia 1 year ago
I realy would have liked to see Kirk vs Borg episode it realy would have been interesting to watch but oh well
worldofwarcraftman2 1 year ago
lets be honest, they would have kicked the borgs butts, and Kirk would inevitably have gotten off with the borg queen, taught her 'how to love', and then phasered her in the last 5 minutes... (but also, this early in the timeline, the borg wouldn't be as hard to beat as the newer drones, they'd probably look like inspector gadget).
89andahalf 1 year ago
what episode was the first clip from with the energy bolt
dapenguin2 1 year ago
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@dapenguin2 "what episode was the first clip from with the energy bolt"
The Nomad episode
TheJazzgtrman 1 year ago
Not a bad job with the scene-splicing. But I don't think it would've ended so well for the original crew.
xXImikoXx 1 year ago
creative... but so so so many things wrong with this clip...
onemoregoodguy 1 year ago
All Kirk had to do is send a virus, and that would have done them in. you wanna destroy a computer, send Kirk in!
ddeniatpac 1 year ago
@ddeniatpac
The operating systems of each ship would likely be incompatible.
logik316 1 year ago
@logik316 Doesn't matter. If it's a computer, Kirk will find a way to disable or destroy it, by making it do it to itself.
ddeniatpac 1 year ago
@logik316 Doesn't matter. If it's a computer, Kirk will find a way to destroy it....
ddeniatpac 1 year ago
Chuck in Kirk boffing the Borg Queen and it'd be perfect!
martinbizarro 1 year ago
Wow....he fired a transphasic torpedo.
Kirk always knew JUST what to do. Despite the BILLIONS of deaths, he still has a big grin at the end of the episode.
dajosh42069 1 year ago
That was INCREDIBLE!!! Like watching an actual TOS episode. Kirk vs. Borg. Every Trek nerd out there must've had a coronary when the Cube showed up. Your editing was seamless and your choice of clips for story building, flawless. Only nitpick I have is the easy destruction of the Cube. With so many clips to choose from, and your obvious talents, I'm sure you could've put together a more well rounded Trek victory. Also, you l left out the obligatory seduction of the Borg Queen by Kirk.
corbinmichael123 1 year ago
haha, kirk having a go at the borg, love it :D
AngelOfSephiroth 1 year ago
It was cool, but we didn't have no Red Shirt causalities and no girls scored by Kirk so i will consider this as a trailer. ;)
neverping 1 year ago
Kirk: 1
Borg: 0
SZSearcher 1 year ago
bbbbbboooooo kirk! janeway much better go borg in this episode! beat out the poor graphics i could have done better!
iguana85641 1 year ago
bbbbbboooooo kirk! janeway much better
iguana85641 1 year ago
The Borg wouldn't have even considered the Enterprise for assimilation. The technology was so inferior that it wouldn't have been worth it.
If they had, however, the Enterprise wouldn't have lasted 2 seconds.
RanesErrantis 1 year ago 7
@RanesErrantis So you're putting the original Enterprise in the same club as the Kazon from Voyager who Seven of Nine said were unworthy of assimilation because they would "detract from perfection". I do believe that is sacrilege. Kirk's hairpiece alone would have made the Borg invincible.
Fbueller129 1 year ago
@Fbueller129 While the hairpiece alone could've easily been the centerpiece of the collective (rivaling that of the Omega Particle), that's pretty much what I'm saying. Unless the Borg see something truly unique that would benefit the collective, they won't assimilate it, the same way pre-warp civilizations are safe unless they need the planet.
RanesErrantis 1 year ago
@RanesErrantis BOOOOOOO! The Borg can't beat Jim Kirk!!
stafflvr 1 year ago
@RanesErrantis Yes the borg would have assimilated the crew of the enterprise because that is one of there tactics of acquiring dromes.
Majorsixth 6 months ago
@RanesErrantis -- I disagree. Kirk would have been able to talk them into self-destructing. It was his forte.
brianjlevine 5 months ago 7
@RanesErrantis As Admiral Janeway said to the Borg Qween, it would have "brought chaos to order"
rgregoryoa 4 months ago
does anyone thing think that the borg would have been too much for kirk in terms of tactical expertise instead of technological expertise? bearing in mind that kirk would have fought 23rd century borg? in other words how would kirk handle the 23rd century borg without external expertise from Q and Guinan and 24th century sensors.
gordon1258 1 year ago
2:07-2:20, don't you love 50s-60s motion stages? HA!
SSPerfectChaos 1 year ago
A Borg Cube destroyed by photon-torpedos from the mids of the 23rd century!?
NO WAY!
JAGTHEGEMINI 1 year ago
Sorry... but the original Enterprise would never stand a chance against the Borg.
wabmorgan 1 year ago
the enterprise withstood 5 hits each equivalent to 90 of her torpedoes. That was from the nomad probe. that can wipe out all life on a planet easily. The doomsday machine can slice up planets like knife through butter. The Enterprise withstood multiple hits from that too. The Enterprise itself can wipe out a planet by herself while in the 24th century it takes a task force. Suffice it to say the enterprise can take on a borg cube.
MrHoppers002 1 year ago
@MrHoppers002 The Enterpise D and E are much larger and more powerful than then Enterprise or Enterpise A...... neither were capable of taking on a borg cube.... needless to say... Enterpise or Enterpise A would not be able to face an attack from the borg.
wabmorgan 1 year ago
did you not watch TOS and see the pounding it could take from things that can wipe out planets like nothing. The Enterprise-D and E never took that sort of pounding in TNG
MrHoppers002 1 year ago
@MrHoppers002 I saw TOS as well... D & E were both larger, more advanced, more powerful ships. Your line of thinking is most illogical. :P LOL!!!!! Even Scotty refer to the old tech of his time as "realics" in TNG "Realics"
wabmorgan 1 year ago
this is what I hate about trek. Each show is like its own continuity. Each show rebuts each other. I mean until I see the Enterprise-D or E able to take 450 of its own torpedoes or able to go 1000 lightyears in 12 hours I don't see how the D and E are stronger than the original.
MrHoppers002 1 year ago
Even Roddenberry addmitted to certinly "errors" in tech in the original series. Logically though ;D.... each generation of Enterprise would be stronger and more advanced than the one before. Therefore original<A<B<C<D<E<J. In the series "Enterprise" when Archer and his crew run into the future constution class starship(same class ship as the original series Enterprise) the ship from the future is far superior to Archer's Enterprise.
wabmorgan 1 year ago
I wouldn't call them errors all you have to do is make up some bigger numbers in the next show like TNG to make it all right again. Also it's science fiction and it's star trek and it doesn't have to be logical. ;)
MrHoppers002 1 year ago
That's illogical. ;) LOL!!!!!!!!!!
wabmorgan 1 year ago
@wabmorgan yes it is. that's why kirk would seduce the borg queen and his enterprise would beat the borg with their old technology and make it look good. :)
MrHoppers002 1 year ago
@MrHoppers002 logically.... lol..... Kirk would be assimilated. Resistance is futile. :D LOL!!!!!
wabmorgan 1 year ago
you're either a borg fan or a kirk hater. :P
MrHoppers002 1 year ago
Like Kirk.... but am a TNG fan!!!!!! LOL!!! :D
wabmorgan 1 year ago 2
no wonder I'm a TOS fan. :D
MrHoppers002 1 year ago
Ofcourse KIrk would have kicked their asses. Scotty would probaly have made some sort of stunt in enginering, to make their weapons more powerfull. *LOL* Kirk is unbeateble. By the way, don´t underestimate the constetution class. Kirk does set the warp record i belive was warp 14.1 and the Enterpriser (NCC1701) does also singlehand destroy a romulan bird of pray, witch is equipped with a new powerfull weapon. (TOS: Balance of terror). I personaly like the TOS episodes. Power to NCC 1701.
thd01 1 year ago
Kirk would have beamed over, then stomped on their stupid alien genitals. After a makeout session with the borg queen, he would go back to his ship and blow the borg ship back to kingdom come, cause you know they were asking for it. He would then warp over to Risa for a few days of 1960's beach fun, making out with every alien woman he found even remotely attractive. Spock would still rock!
TheJoseph4774 1 year ago
WOW... I wonder what those early starfleet torpedoes had in them to cause such a boom.
See Kirk would have seduced the borg queen then fought hand to hand without a shirt on a dozen borg drones before turning back to the ship and blowing up the cube then. that was the way to go back in the day.
TGHibiki 1 year ago
Interesting, but why break up the time-space continuum for the sake of another video!
timehasstopped 1 year ago
That's because Kirk is a PIMP. He would have pimp slapped the Borg.
alexhortdog95 1 year ago
nice vid but well i gues we all know that a constitution class alone never stand a chance beating a borg cube al by it self just say wolf 395
xxXSHADOWHUNTERXxx 1 year ago
shouldn't that be wolf 359?
nedster01 1 year ago
hehe yes my bad hat a number switch it is wolf 359 not 395 saw that abit later to my bad but thx :P
xxXSHADOWHUNTERXxx 1 year ago
@xxXSHADOWHUNTERXxx
Its not the size of the ship, its the captain! :P
caatabatic 1 year ago
Bones gets owned!
Manwithjeep 2 years ago
Bullshit the Carl Sagans spaceship of the imagination has a better chance of destroying a Borg cube then the NCC-1701 does. besides that not a bad video
Dooku64 2 years ago
@Dooku64 but the NCC-1701 has something Sagan's ship doesn't: James Badass Motherfucker Kirk
sondano 2 years ago 7
Good Stuff :D
AKDannabisX01 2 years ago
Ha ha ha! There is no way Kirk's Enterprise could defeat a Borg cube! I always liked the relationship between Kirk, Bones, and Spock. It has never been seen again in any of the newer Star Trek programs. Although Next Generation time period Star Trek programs have nice personal relationships, none of them ever surpass that of Kirk, Spock, and Bones.
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bentbob09 2 years ago
Pretty fair editing!
ideniseb 2 years ago
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wankery. lame wankery.
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... and then Kirk made the Borg Queen swallow!
or
... and then Kirk bent the Borg Queen over the back of a couch and made her take it up the poop shoot.
Or
... and then Kirk unloaded all over the Borg Queen's face!
or
... and then Kirk taught all the Borg about... love!
Lx3IV 2 years ago
very nice.
TheSaturnMan8227 2 years ago
Come on guys - its pure fun - its well done and thanks for doing it - I enjoyed it in the manner in which it was done - bloody great lol
hunkytim 2 years ago 25
yeah right.... whole flote bearly destray a cube not old constitiution class...
MOMO1997computerboy 2 years ago
an old constitution class taking out a cube? umm.. nope.
jjjohn 2 years ago
spok, bones and kirk ftw :D
cxtreme69 2 years ago 2
yeah ok. not happening.
BloodJunkie11 2 years ago 2
they woulda been massacred not a chance in hell
xadam2dudex 2 years ago 3
Because itw a mindless film with a silly script and plot holes the size of the Eneterprise.
It's similair to Indy4 except less bad.
captainkid1 2 years ago
But Star Trek is already full of continuity errors, it's just continuing the tradition.
alexfanx 2 years ago
Well, yeah. If this was an MMO and the Borg were level modulated for the era Kirk was in, then yeah he could own up like a boss, but considering the 1701-D Galaxy Class far out-classes a Constitution Class, AND they had trouble with the Borg. They'd probably rip through the Constitution Class like Tissue Paper. Then again, this is all in good fun. Nice job on the video and hero worship, though.
CeruleanFox 2 years ago 2
i think the new star trek film has won a whole new era of fans, who will probably be interested in seeing more. Think this vid is great by the way!
craigbeaumont414 2 years ago
This was nicely done. Lucky for Kirk the Borg hadn't encountered Fed weapons to adapt to yet. Not sure a handful of torpedoes would've taken out a Cube tho but hat's nitpicking! Well done!
Now type in 'A Tale Of Two Galaxies'
Straitjacket2007 2 years ago
great job!! MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!
mtdinstrumentals 2 years ago
ROFL AWESOME XD
SANCTIOND 2 years ago
Thank you!
I like it! It's obvious a lot of thought went into this.
Unlike that multimillion dollar, senseless peice of crap of a film that JJ Abrams dumped on the "Star Trek" franchise!
Actionguy1 2 years ago 3
Amen.
leptonsoup337 2 years ago 4
The defence strategy of the enterprise was tactically niave and bereft of any advice from engineering.
Reconfiguration of the plasma coils would have provided the enterprise with consmelted propulsive power providing carg underlayment. A critical mass would have occurred in the throb chamber which could then be released on to the borg.
Picard was floundering and clearly not up to speed on the day. Dissapointing.
GeronimoPavarotti 2 years ago
I'd imagine is would be more like the way they handled the doomsday machine. Fight and run until thet find something big enough to blow up the cube.
benjjerman 2 years ago
I like how the navigator (usually chekov) changes to at least 4 different actors/characters during the 5 minutes.
bagcpa 2 years ago 2
This is just the kind of illogic that continues to feed William Shatner's colossal ego. Enterprise E was more than double the size and exponentially greater in armament, and their victories only came about as a result of Picard's "inside information" about the Borg.
DallasHammster 2 years ago 2
well think of it like this. In the 23rd century starfleet weapons didn't use frequencies or such nonsense. So borg defenses would be worthless an the weapons would slice through the borg ship like a knife through butter. Like in voyager endgame using transphasic torpedoes.
hoppers001 2 years ago
Wow!!!
don312000 2 years ago
Great Job! Star Trek in five minutes. It's too bad four billion people had to die to make it.
elgatito 2 years ago
This was a fantastic story, the lost episode!!! YOU David, should get an Award!!! 5*'s and a New Subbie here!!! =])
ifxman 2 years ago
WE are the borg?
eddiequest4 2 years ago
They could have introduced acid to the Collective.. Which, I feel could be the ONLY good use for that drug.
Moonshimmer777 2 years ago
The TOS Constitution class vessel would have been sliced and diced by a Borg cube. Kirk would have been a drone and they would have made Uhura a Queen.
whatukno1975 2 years ago 5
The Enterprise was no ordinary connie. She was heavily modified by scotty. Also the Enterprise could take the direct pounding from something that can smash up planets. Kirk would just beam some torpedoes in the borg cube and blow it up that way.
hoppers001 2 years ago 3
Hahahaha nice job XD
Tonigator 2 years ago
very good lol
powergod123 2 years ago
i saw the movie this is like toltaly the same
crackerbear1 2 years ago 3
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danandmei 2 years ago
James T. Kirk was a great man, but that was another life.
jacobalatriste 2 years ago 6
CRAPPY!
ente1025 2 years ago
you would think they would have seat belts
fgnsfgnsfgn 2 years ago 3
Hell no thie enterprise was far inferior to a Borg cube to blow it up
Its avery good thing that the Borg NEVER showed in this era
Wheeljack35 2 years ago
Nah Kirk would have pulled a smart ass manuver destroyed the borg then slept with all their women.
Alexodia 2 years ago 45
@Alexodia more like get pwned by the borg in the first 5 minutes of the episode due to their technology difference - which is still heavily in the borgs favor in the TNG, so the borg vs original series? no contest
robspartan117 1 year ago 4
@robspartan117 what they have made in voyager is far more ridicolous. Besides. This is Jim kirk. He always win.
bremer1701 5 months ago
@bremer1701 no he doesnt
robspartan117 4 months ago
@Alexodia no no no no, he wouldn't have slept with all their women, they would have just all swooned and fallen in love with him and questioned why they were all trying to assimilate everyone, a bunch of them would have sacrificed themselves in some noble gesture, and then he would have had to leave them all at the end of the episode to continue his journey as the captain of the enterprise.
medexamtoolsdotcom 1 year ago
remember when it 1st came out.
We are the Borg. Lower your shields, and surrender your ship. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours. Resistance is futile.
Now they say
We are Borg. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Cool huh!
roadrunnerdance 2 years ago
The borg would assimilate the Federation of this era and then lose tech due to budget cuts.
Alexodia 2 years ago 4
even a 23rd century cube would have eaten a constitution class ship for breakfast
thecraziestofalldave 2 years ago 5
Nahh. Kirk's ship is made of corbomite... so any attack would be reflected (and amplified).
(see 'The Corbomite Manuever')
jetfowl 2 years ago
i hope now that the franchise is rebooted Kirk fights the Borg in the sequel.
walmartpimp2 2 years ago
Either the Borg or the Klingons...
Just as long as they don't ruin it by having him fight both. More than one villain doesn't work.
torquemoda 2 years ago
What about Khan, he would be a good villain. Kirk takes on the Eugenics.
walmartpimp2 2 years ago
This might sound stupid, but I'd love to see a remake of the Gorn saga. The one that featured that weak fight between Kirk and one of the lizards.
The Enterprise crash lands on the Gorn Homeworld, and they're fighting for their lives across the planet whilst waiting to be rescued.
torquemoda 2 years ago
I dont think I could ever take that plot seripously, not even the orginal its just kirk punching a guy in abarney costume
webber121 2 years ago
A new Khan film is not necessary. I haven't seen Wrath of Khan, but I'd love to see it now that I watched the new film.
Khan's supposed to be a classic on it's own.
torquemoda 2 years ago
I would like to see Kirk interact with Q.
walmartpimp2 2 years ago 3