Lionheart (Full Contact) Part 3

[leghunter75]

you're kind of pretty...I dunno if I want to fight you....or fuck you.

[adavidbujanda]

that dude @ 8:38 looks like christian bale

[Rusiputki]

So much ass full of class in that car park right there! Now a days we just got pink haired girls hanging with the fast & furious kids in the same spots.

[thekingofoakland]

WHERE YOU AT GEORGE!!!!?

[ivan112390]

Van Damme is Nick Diaz's biggest fan

[DieselRaja]

Nick Diaz is Van Damme's biggest fan

[tebonete]

haha that fight was epic

[cahen101577]

war diaz

[chrisfromoh]

What the FUCK is in Los Angeles?

[backthemack]

my man just kicked 5 asses u want to make urs number 6? classic line!

[MySilentConflict]

One to the nuts and it was all over, this is how it's done Van Damme style!

[mikeymouseheheepic1]

The black guy loling around pretty much xD

[vamtheanomaly]

The black guy only knew two moves....and he did them in the same order just about EVERY attack. Front kick - straight punch. LOL

[fernandesfran]

Is that guy who appears around 1:45 in a suit related to Arnold Schwarzanegger?

[AvEryBadApPLe]

@fernandesfran No, but Arnie "barrowed" a jacket from him once.

[Firelogger]

@PercivalAzzsmacky "YOU People?" You are blind to reality. This country is all about race. Open your eyes and see truth young man.

[davidjmechanic]

Shes the 90's dana white !

[backthemack]

great sttrategy by lionheart. the black guy should have known sonny was countering all his moves! dumb bastard! great classic film, its a shame that the majority of films today are garbage especially martial arts and horror. theyve went completely out the window

[Eborn3]

Hey mannnn, who brought you here sucka! Ha! Niggaz.

[businesseast]

BLACK DUDES ALWAYS GOT THERE ASSES KIDS IN THESE OLD VAN DAMME MOVIES...

[MJRookieRook]

@businesseast I know right??? Ain't it a damn shame??

[sissyfist]

Lol blonde girl not scared of hiv

[DAV1EBOYEE510]

@sissyfist instant infection....lmao

[jtmoney2000]

yeahhhhh. Who brought you here sucka!

[INITIALD41124]

I want to see him fight Shao Khan "That was pathetic!"

[greiver179]

4:55 the guy standing next to the blond girl is that christian bale?

[kieku87]

@greiver179 Not even close.

[Eternalover78]

@greiver179 lol

[backthemack]

@greiver179 good point man! looks very much like him. in my opinion bale definetly one of the top ten actors in the world, next to deniro, al pacino and viggo mortinson, gene hackman etc

[1MJKP1]

3:07 Beautiful!

[chrisfromoh]

Joshua is almost like Apollo Creed in that I almost like their character more than the main character.

[MzSunnyJeep]

Joshua is funny as hell!!!!!!!

[socaldirtdemon760]

That black fighting threw the same weak ass combo over n over. Easy money.

[Lbolting005]

That girl lick that other dudes blood, gross man-- they know about HIV back in those days?

[southwesta1]

where did that knot on van damm head come from???

[wolfboyak1]

@southwesta1 you seen that too hes had it for years

[MzSunnyJeep]

@wolfboyak1 And I wonder why he never had it removed? Most Hollywood folks strive for perfection.

[hedunlap]

That "lady" is butt ugly.

[CitySkin09]

"What the FUCK is in Los Angeles?"

[CitySkin09]

That slick dude in the suit with the blonde co-produced "Pulp Fiction"...no shit.

[jehad78]

@CitySkin09

Lawrence Bender is his name !

but i didn't know that till you mentioned he co-produced pulp fiction ! ! !

[CitySkin09]

04:56 - That bitch just contracted the HIV virus...

[CitySkin09]

I want to go fuckin' balls deep with no condom inside Cynthia...

[ooOmegaSupremeoo]

@CitySkin09

Totally sick, perverted, and stupid...

Good luck with dealing with the bastard kid, those stds, and paying child support out of the ass. All because you desperately want to fuck a gambling whore with NO condom.

[CitySkin09]

@ooOmegaSupremeoo -- Aw come on, tell me you really feel...bitch.

[CitySkin09]

"My man just uh kicked five asses...you wanna make yours number six?"

"Okay...FUCK IT!!"

[LightDweller2227]

It's Buffalo Bob at 1:42!!!

[CitySkin09]

@LightDweller2227 -- "Okay...fuck it."

[surfco]

I want to make love to Cynthia.

[ooOmegaSupremeoo]

@surfco

Why?!?

[prodigy9a]

8:57...ah come on man..."you ain't gonna do shit"...XD

[lazybone22]

i never understood how the betting works - guys just grabbing money outta hands?

[JoeyJoey111]

Unfair. Van Damme got to scout his opponent before the fight plus he went in rested and fresh to the fight.

[donaldson607]

van damme is a strong man in a video named van damme

[hevele]

i wd like to see this match : tyler durden vs lionheart :) what do you think ?

[jponcez06jp]

4:55 is that christian bale next to the blond that licks the blood????

[draco1204]

@jponcez06jp hell yeah i thought the exact same thing! christian bale and maggie gyllenhaal hahaha

[GruberKrinkle47]

6 people wanna do lunch sometime

[Shaazada]

when I was a kid I wish I could be and fight like Van damme, that was time,

[peterpetersnbg]

" MIdnight Cowboy " with Dustin hoffmann

[jdm109]

Good Lord. at 5:00 when she licks the blood.......priceless.



[jdumars]

Maybe he should have just accepted Sonny's invitation for lunch!

[toyotas2006]

2:20

That guy plays the psychotic villain in Stallone's "Cobra"

[AltamontKiller]

@toyotas2006 yeah its the same frakenstein fucker lol

[Angelotube5000]

what a fucking stereotype of a black man do you agree?? thumps up!

[GruberKrinkle47]

@Angelotube5000

completely false. My maintenance guy at my apartment complex looks, talks, and acts EXACTLY like Joshua. And don't forget, stereotypes come from somewhere

[El7IncA]

the italian guy is like i can kick that guys ass...the Belgiam guy(van damme): Right now you and me!...HAHA thats awesome!...

[hedunlap]

That is one ugly assed woman.

[outspoken34]

@4:55 that bitch probably got the aids on her lips. nasty ass lol

[esperantomusica]

@outspoken34 no kiddin

[joshasunto]

KIIIIINNG OF THE JUUUUNGLE!!!! = best line from the movie

[AryanNationsRevival]

At 4:56 - She's a little hottie, isn't she?

[VisionarysDomain]

That Steven Seagal Guido lookalike needed to have his ass kicked good along with his toy plastic bitch.

[Shaddowkhan]

man a black guy getting the shit beat out of him by a little white guy surrounded by white people chanting.

[El7IncA]

@Shaddowkhan What difference does it make?...lol

[LukeWhitaker]

thanx for the upload

[GeoJad]

:49 the other guy is just looking at the hamburger then van dam looks at him

[BlackBebop187]

8:09 - LMAO! And that's what happens to hot shit talkin' homos!!

[leftylizard]

"what u doin man...get da fuc out ma pocket"

[MrHochstapler]

0:38 The fat guy from "Lost"

6:25 That jewish guy is the Dad from "American Pie"

[drafted08]

@MrHochstapler good discern man :D

[esperantomusica]

@MrHochstapler is it??

[BilalRai1]

@MrHochstapler hahahahaha Funny man!

[mmcfreds]

So he went from "15% if we win, 5% if we lose" to "50/50." What kind of deal is that?

[vxphsycoxv]

Thats it jean claud , show these yanks how to fight properly

[mikeymz07]

man jus kicked 5 asses..want to make yours number 6? haha hilarious

[MegaJim79]

What bull...there are always cameras on all levels off parking lots in a commercial building...

this would have been busted by cops in real life...

[MegaJim79]

Pure faggetty vibe when the guy walks up to Van Damme and says: "fuck it"

[ProudToBeAntarctican]

I bet Leone will never forget his trip to america

lol

[l2moua]

4:57 I hope he had AIDS

[leemeires]

one punch to the bollocks and its see you later lol

[xpressmusicful]

hey let me count this shit maan hey hey man wait a minute wait a god damn minute man u dont get me enought god damn money man these lines were funniest

[xpressmusicful]

wait a minute man u didnt give me enought god damn money man hey look here boss u counldnt find it worth that was fucking funny maan...

[GialloHorror]

"Come on man you ain't gonna do shit"

"Hey the winner, ladies and gentlemen, LIONHEART! KING OF THE JUNNNNGGGGLLLLLLEEEEE!!!! lol

Joshua fucking kicks!

[dakingshyne]

greatest of all time

[CeeEmmz]

holly shit 1 punch down!!! lolz TKO!!! ROFL!!!

[esperantomusica]

real men fight with fists,not pussies who come out with a gun.its funny that i feel im the only pugilist in my neighborhood.the rest come out with shit on their hands to take down someone.that is pussy

[metalsixsicsix]

sucka...man i love the old van damme movies to bad he rejected to be in the expendables :(

[xpressmusicful]

@metalsixsicsix so fucking sad man

[kornklone]

damn the chick thats with the dude he threatens was fuckin FINE!!!

[littlewalk]

i would love to suck her asshole

[internalpeaceseeker]

@littlewalk

slow down man there are lil kids watching

[macielo]

0:40 hurley from lost, LOL

[jareds1007]

i love this fucking movie. it's making my all time favorites list. first time i saw it i was 6....now i'm 26....still hasn't lost it's nitch. i would cuddle this movie at night.

[drafted08]

@jareds1007 yeah me too :D First time I saw it when I was 9..next day I went out to show boys how to fight and then I fought them all :D

[stamper73]

Busted busted  5:29-5:31 lmao

[goddimmus]

459...dumb bitch just got A.I.D.S.!

[toyotas2006]

8:57

Come on

You ain't gonna do shit!

LOL

[BREW343812]

what an ugly bitch!!! When I was a kid I use to think she was hot.. wtf?!?!?!

[voinetz]

fraierul ala avea tupeul sa se puna cu jcvd iar zdreanta aia blonda...ce gaoaza...,in fine,un film foarte bun!

[BurtSteven]

The funny thing is, they always translate it more softly in German: Cause in German Version he says: I don't know if i wanna fight you or kiss you. Haha. Our country's sometimes really lame.

[nomoreprettyfaces]

haha i dont know if i wanna fight you or f**k you ....well back then i woulda said the second one , not so much now lol

[LolmansEntertainment]

Why he doesn't just get a fucking 150$ bus trip? He could get there earlier!!

[mywifeElizabeth]

whats with everyone wanting to do that chick up the butt, nice suggestion though.LOL

[MrHighlife6969]

@mywifeElizabeth 

[johnnytiz]

lionheart kiiiinnngggg of the juuunnngggglllee

[PierreDeMinuit]

jean claude van damm is awesome and a true martial artist even at the age of 49 he will be in the ring once more in a k - 1 bout fighting somluck kamsing in march 2010. jean claude van damm fight record is 18 - 1 from 1976 - 1980 all wins by k.o. only one loss in a decision.

[moosynyc]

perfect picture of nigger

[internalpeaceseeker]

@moosynyc

what's wrong with you asshole?

[tutatispkk]

@internalpeaceseeker

don't like ppl noticing certain things? nice language mentioning your birthplace.

[cutegirl00179]

Love the punch at 8:08! I always loved it. Me and my mom cracked up when we seen this. I even did that to me ex boyfriend in High School, and he made the same high pitched sound before dropping hard! Thanks Van Dame, you showed the world a boys weak spot! No matter how they they look and act, that punch will always win.

[1Miko1]

And after you hit a guy in the nuts and break something, he will kill you.

[reyfuego360]

lol at 08:58 Joshua says come on man u ain't gonna do shit

[TheOriginalemoticon]

van damme is small

[IGOLDBERGI]

"What the fuck is in Los Angeles?" What a fucking bitch! I wanna STICK IT IN HER FUCKING ASS AND CREAMPIE IT.

[DJSS1991]

lol your funny

[lazyboykicknback]

0:42 damn when i was a kid i would always get hungry for that burger even right now

[DividedSeedrox]

@lazyboykicknback LOL true that bro!!!!!!!

[l2moua]

@lazyboykicknback so true!!

[vidzgo]

@lazyboykicknback Think I couldn;t even eat such a big burger when I was a kid. lol

[NBAfan91]

JCVD is the shit! Whhoooaaaa!!

[e1six]

6:40 Heyy, maaan, Who braught you here SUCKER!  LOL

[e1six]

6:40 Heyy, maaan, Who Braught you here SUCKER! LOL

[Nightowl358]

Back when I was a kid, I watched this and Double Impact all the time.

[georgel19841]

tke the fuck a cell

[Golfcash]

cynthia is so freakin hot. she has money, she runs a fight club, she struts in heels,she has a vulgar mouth, she wears dimonds. and she's a bitch to boot. i love a woman who is hot, she knows it, and she let's everybody know it. how could van damme or any man resist her.cynthia is the highest evolution of the female species, the ultimate female. one of the most beautiful women i've ever seen

[puneetverma0910]

hahah ... lol you wrote whole history about her ... huh !!! pretty good ....

[mikeym5]

Oh shut up, you ass kissing perv. You're such an emasculated eunuch. Quit kowtowing and sucking up to these broads. Did you ever think that some men like Van Damme have standards and are not just going to jump in between the legs of every female who throws pussy their way? Males like you give true men a bad name because everyone will think all men think with their dicks and like to beg for female approval.

Cynthia is nothing, but a gold digging bitch and she's the lowest of the female species.

[youtuviewer]

anyone know that b!tch name at 4:51? bet Van banged her after this scene LOL 8:08 take that van damme punch up your nuts everyone goes silent for 13 seconds LOL

[lilsloballin]

good luck that bich now has AIDS

[youtuviewer]

lol for real? whts her name dont matter i will use condom xxx

[fistking]

lol when he says this it doesn't get any funnier 'ahh now come on man you ain't gonna sh*t stop that' omg rtfol that is the funniest thing i've ever heard in my whole life

[Rtv03]

Watched this over and over as a kid. Loved it. Had a bad influence on guys from the entire neighbourhood. lol

Josh kinda sounds like Richard Pryor's famous impressions of a hustler/pimp.

[liliblue15]

Cynthia is hot but shes a bitch.

[wrestlemania200]

i'd fuck cynthia

[OkurkaBinLadin]

We all would. We all would.

[mikeym5]

No, we wouldn't.

[cortezforever]

Classic line, 'Who got you here sucker!'

[headbuster1980]

josh is funny as fuck lol

[JACKOTACO]

Thats that dude from Cobra, another cheezy flick.

[MrPoohbeardadon]

Cynthia was feein for some dick mane.

[inmotionpics]

I always thought this was one of his best movies.

[FortDub]

Hey man, who brought you here sucka... classic!!

[stallion494]

wow. he wants to fuck him. and do lunch with the other guy. wow

[fanofnothingface]

@stallion494

hahaha that's some funny shit.

[1989Alcira]

shut the fuck up all of u , nobody can take the place of bruce lee so rest in peace DRAGON

[rinzo87]

lol the dude that was talking shit about Van Damme looks like Christian Bale lmao

[focal69]

i thought he sorta looked like bill paxton. that dude from the movie twister

[Seidelus]

"Hey hey come on man you ain't gonna do $hit"

LIONHEART KIIIING OF THE JUNGLLLLLE!!!

[vafanvilldumig]

you know the rules, there are no rules lol

[bryanadrian00]

Who brought you here suckaaaa xD

[jareds1007]

"What the F***, is in Los Angeles? " what a b**** ...I would so stick her in the butt.

[lusciouslipz4uma]

all ur comments r hilarious! lol

[jareds1007]

lol....thanx....and thanks again for posting

[pigat25]

that cynthia is such a bitch,she wanted to fuck him so bad she was all over his dick the whole movie, if i were lyon i would've just fucked her.LOL

[leopoldvs]

yeah!...and get some of her money, 'cause the bitch was kinda rich...