What Gordon Brown Shouldn't Say.. - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[Imagine727]

Gordon brown can't say anything unless he sucks in air every five seconds

[LoveSeungYeon]

The woman is so not funny

[masrurahmed95]

Is it just me or are the women just not funny?

[zXzlegendzXz]

ok

[WaerzMedia09]

They call me Gordon Brown

Toris are going down

Nick Cleggs got no chance

So just watch me dance!

[Number27IsMe]

Russel howard would have been really good on whose lin is it anyway?

[TheHollandique]

What Gordon Brown Shouldn't Say: Hi!

[ThisNameWasntUs3d]

Gordon brown shouldn't say anything

[TheMajorIdea]

would be funnier if they had to actually make stuff on the spot.

[ARavingLooony]

you thoght tony blair was a cunt watch this loooooll

[JenkinsBBX]

why are NONE of women on this show funny. they need at least to bring one one

[MrCraigHartley]

Thing is... Dara would be great at this.

[Shogunmiyuchan]

"You thought Tony Blair was a cunt, watch this!" <- Best one of the lot EVAR!

[BBAddict1500]

Im G to the B and this is how I roll.... you got beef with me you can kiss my A double s Holeeee I love russel howard!! :D :D

[LaoGahn]

XD I'd have said "Sorry I'm late I was busy-Oh shit I'm still holding the dildo!"

[prehistoriccyborg]

the woman on the left, wasn't she a zombie extra for shaun of the dead?

[horseharriet1996x]

I want to marry Russell Howard!

[thejacobnall1994]

"Hi, I'm Gordon Brown"

[Cardien18]

@thejacobnall1994 hahaha that is actually best one!! XD

[HardcoreHamster33]

haha russel howards lil rap at the end! xD

[00180mille]

id love to bang her for some reason???????????

[cammy074]

ass

[DeanTeague2105]

Thanks, for writing the jokes down guys.. but how did you know I was deaf?

[jamie123ginge]

@DeanTeague2105 because you touch yourself at night.

[westminsterbaker]

stop repeating the jokes you cocksockers

[ellenmelon771]

@westminsterbaker We will if we waaaaant to!!! XD xXx

[NickXDDX]

women aren't funny...

[08betterthenyer08]

YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOULL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOOOMMM!!!

[me4evaful]

my own: "hello america."

[Daleksaresupreme1]

@me4evaful what ?

[uniquester1]

2:11 Hugh's face, *What the hell was that?*

[TrueGameFreak]

how about...

"Anything!"

[SpaztasticSheep]

@TrueGameFreak xD Oooooh! YOU WENT THERE! ^^

[TrueGameFreak]

@SpaztasticSheep

how about;

"now i hand you over to cameron and... him, who are going to fuck up the country more than i did,

they will acomplish that by bailing out other countries that have nothing to offer us in return, with money we don't have."

yeah, i'm fucking pissed off

[RyanMichealEley]

thankyou people for repeating everthing that was just said! as i am deaf!!

[swiftninja91]

hugh dennis FTW

[NewSuperAvenger]

"YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!"

[tidmouthmilk12]

they cut the Doctor Who bit :(

EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!!!!!!

[sanaasmilelines]

Russell Howard was clearly a gangsta in a past life

[JamesOhGoodie]

@sanaasmilelines That or an alien.

[sanaasmilelines]

@JamesOhGoodie or both! =P

[hahehixD]

@sanaasmilelines gangzta alien

[sanaasmilelines]

@hahehixD haha, u hafta say 'innit' at the end =P

[Dakexrex]

@sanaasmilelines well, Ofcourse... haven't you heard his polite rap?

[sanaasmilelines]

@Dakexrex I have indeed, further reinforcement of my point :)

[bayi159357]

Is Lauren Laverne preggo here? She looks a bit poofy. -_-

[hotlips4000isback2]

@bayi159357

Yeah, she was pregnant with her first child at the time! ;)

She's got two kids now, recently had a second child! ;)

[VioletLollie]

Russel laughs before she's even finished the joke :P so cute !!

[001Stacey]

Hahaha LOVED Russ's At teh end XD :L

[blkcnzproductions]

@001Stacey

Yeah but if he was ugly you wouldn't

[001Stacey]

@blkcnzproductions erm... whts that got to do with anything ! :/

[yabitchonmydikk]

repepeating the phrases in the comments should be banned, fucking dumb assholes

[MrBibones]

36 people got a promotion like Hazel blears.

[patatwar2]

36 people have kissed gordon browns a double s hoooooooooooooooooooole

[Krentzifier]

Russell Howard is not funny.

[MegaMe96]

@Krentzifier heathen

[iHaveAGiraffeSoNerr]

@Krentzifier you sir, are a dick.

[TheRacketBoss]

I love listening to conservative voters slating labour and blaming them for everything wrong under the sun. They werent great, fair enough, but now cameron is passing the same policies thatcher had and she put a massive portion of people out of work, got rid of free milk for children and privatised everything, all you biased opinionated tories go and comment on the daily mail, you and your heartless kind are welcomed there.

[tiddlywinks98712]

@TheRacketBoss labour are cunts, tories are cunts, lib dems are cunts and the chances are that most other parties are equal cunts too...because anyone arrogant enough (while being so out of touch with the real world having never had a job most of them) to think that THEY are the person who should run the country, should be kept as far away from power as possible!!

[smsgt1]

@TheRacketBoss Typical response from someone who knows nothing about Politics, blame Thatcher, despite the fact she took a Country with an economy basically like Greece has at the moment (after the Unions had tried to ruin everything, it was called the sick man of Europe), and turned it into one of Europe's leading economies. The economy when Labour took over was brilliant, jobs were booming and there were large reserves, but 13 years of Labour's reckless Tax and Spend broke our economy.

[TheRacketBoss]

@smsgt1 hmm... how can you back up all those accusations, is it because the daily mail told you it all. youve been brainwashed by tory propaganda...

[FreeDrinksTomorrow]

35 people are Gordon Brown and his troll accounts.

[FreeDrinksTomorrow]

35 people are Gordon Brown

[BigStiffWilly]

Russel Howard is cringeworthy... And that slut is weak...

[WTFreakinHell]

a deleted one had frankie saying, 'lick my neck, lick my back, lick my pussy and my crack

[XDskateable]

funniest program ever!

[debrick2490]

Gordon Brown and ALL the voters of the Labour Party are Politically Correct Retards...! They are so thick they have destroyed Britain and they still don't even realise it by still voting for them DO'H!!!

[leaguesmanoframsgate]

@debrick2490 Funny how the term 'politically correct' is used as an insult only by racists, sexists and homophobes. My guess is that you're all three. Anyway, at least Gordon knew what the hell he was doing - David Cameron and the rest of his cabinet are actively damaging the economy when it's at the most fragile state it has been in years. Oh, and while we're on the subject, the global recession wasn't Gordon's fault. The clue is in the word global. And you call Labour voters thick... Ballsy.

[Hayden0selles]

@leaguesmanoframsgate Labour left britain in 1 trillion pounds worth of debt, and there are 20 million people on the benefits system, draining the economy even more so than the conservatives (if they're really damaging the fragile economy at all)

The way i see it, conservatives are voted in to help undo the labours mess.

[Eoaiyer21987rhei]

@leaguesmanoframsgate David Cameron is trying to repair labour's damage.

Gordon Brown didn't know what the hell he ws doing. No, the global recession wasn't his fault, bt other countries have come out of this infinitely better than we have, because Gordon Brown hadn't predicted financial difficulties in the future.

[digireedoo]

@leaguesmanoframsgate Labour voters are thick if they think their beloved party can just spend, spend, spend with no repercussions later

[LichfiendRazool]

1:06 i think they cut out a joke what was the joke?

[liveforever36]

i don't get frankie's first joke.

[actionreplayman07]

2:00 if he started his speech like that I would bet he would have got a LOT more votes.

[dariddler786]

whats the girl one called?

[friendofsgran]

@dariddler786 Lauren Laverne

[blackorabbane]

someone explain the hazel blears joke pleeeeez? :) 

[EuskaltelEuskadi]

@blackorabbane If you don't get it, it's probably best that you don't know... :L

[blackorabbane]

@EuskaltelEuskadi thanks for your help..

some other cunt explain please?

[MegaMidgetNinja]

How instinctive was that of Andy to use a Braveheart gag?

[LolFishFail]

"In these troubled times between our nations, I feel I need to reach out to President Putin and say, I have shagged your mother"

Best line of all, I nearly stopped breathing I was laughing soo much!

[BlackLightning1421]

I'm G to the B an this is how i roll, you got beef wiv me you kiss my A double S HOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!­!!!!!!! LMAO best out of all them :D Russell Howard is pure legend :D

[jeessiccaax]

I would seriously love it if he actually said these..(:

[europa5901]

i like how it is called what he shoudln't say just in case he actually does.. :L

[osamazein123]

pause at 1:14 look at russell XD lool

[TheRealBarnez]

@osamazein123 He looks EEEVIL!

[waddle16926]

ROFL "THE CRAB MEN!"

[MrMachinimator]

Kiss my a double s hole!!! ROFL!!!

[stivmitchell04]

YOU THOUGHT BLAIR WAS A CUNT? WATCH THIS!! LMAO

[atomicnortherner]

0:12 and 0:14 Russel H looking rather cross at Frankie LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[CujoshuntLives]

@atomicnortherner hardly...

[PHATSTR]

'Im G to the B and this is how I roll, you got beef with me you kiss my A double S hoooooooooooooooo!'

LOL

[Loopy390]

@PHATSTR i think its hole lol

[FullmetalPipsqueak99]

@PHATSTR Its "Hole" not "Hooo"

[NinjaStarfish94]

@PHATSTR 'hole'...not 'hooooooo'

[majordonley]

@PHATSTR hoooooooole* :)

[StevenRiceX]

@PHATSTR YES



[SmartStr33t]

the women are never as good as the men at this bit...

[sheilatakeabow1990]

@SmartStr33t I thought she was just as funny.

[sammi8696]

YOU THOUGHT TONY BLAIR WAS A **** WATCH THIS

[HARDCOREADDICT100]

i got one for this joke: TO ZE FUHRER!!!!!!!!!!

[SindielxEternal]

CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE....

[XLr8oR2020]

A double S ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-ole!

[slaveelf]

Calling Gordon Brown retarded is cruel... to retarded people that is.

[valkyriepleasant7]

And you thought Tony Blair was a Cock Up? WATCH THIS.

I cried with laughter. ^^D

[SinergyWave]

@valkyriepleasant7

He said cunt. :)

[Annoying1234567]

@valkyriepleasant7 it was the word "cunt" but cock up works the same xD

[chloe21091]

I'm G to the B and this is how i roll, if you got beef with me, you kiss my A double S hooole. haha love russell howard! xD

[dim432]

"Fuck off America Beatles are more poular then Jesus"

That would Gordon brown would say

[dudeimboredd]

"YOU CAN TAKE YOUR LIVES BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE, OUR FREEDOMMM!"

ROFL! XD Mock of the week dosent get any better...

[madandyb]

'This isn't my sporran, it's Hazel Blears asking for a promotion!!'

-Typical Frankie Boyle!!

[kalashnikov96]

I dont get the fucking idiots arguing on this. Just enjoy whatever comedian(s) you like and leave other people to their opinions whether you agree or not. I think Russell Howard is funny, I think Frankie is outrageous and I think Big Man Billy is legend. I dont sit and argue over who's better. I sit and laugh my ass off at their jokes.

[SinergyWave]

Billy Connolly is a legend and has influenced many comedians...plus he is a different type of comedian to most people on mock the week, not all comedians have the talent to simply sit and have a chat about any random thing and make funny gags on a whim, they have to methodically sit and write their jokes and execute them very precisely. It's just a different style of comedy, Dara is more like Billy than any of the other members of mock the week.

[AtmoKid]

What Gordon Brown shouldn't have said: 'I want to be Prime Minister one day...'

[MilitiaMackMusic]

the thing russell did was actually something that is being rumored to be real .. YeaH Aliens

[colonellemon]

Anything, anything at all is the answer to the title.

[ElNinoLalibre]

Frankie came up to the microphone 4 times, which is nearly more than all the others put together

[footyking77]

you thought tony blair was a c**t, watch this!

[ungrimir0nfist]

frankie got censored xD

[defender106]

yay south park reference at 1:36 =] CRAB PEOPLE... CRAAB PEOPLE...!

[Kerriangel]

@defender106 its also a reference to a previous episodewhere Russell said Frankie should be Pm and he calles the UK "New Atlantis" in a sort of rant on global warming

[MrsAckles09]

"YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!"

[bexaleigh13]

i love russelll howard & frankie boylee :D:D:D:D !!! <3

[HARDCOREADDICT100]

Billy Connolly IS shit frankly boyle is WAY better

[englishfrenchgerman]

In these troubled times between our nations, I feel I need to reach out to President Putin and say...... 'I have shagged your mother!'

[Zaynyboy123]

sllllllllllluuurrryyyp

ITS TIME YOU LEARNT THE TRUTH, EARTHLINGS!!!

[boobottle]

LMAO

[Jake5875]

YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES. BUT YOU'LL NVER TAKE PUR FREEDOM!!! :L Andy Parsons... Epic

[MrHudson1988]

lauren lavernes not a comedian they all are thats why she's not as funny

[prophets77]

the woman fucks it up... typical!

[MrHeslopian]

I don't know why some people are having a go at Lauren Laverne for not being as good as the rest of them on here. She's a cultural pundit, not a comedian, so it makes sense that she wouldn't be as funny.

[grandtheftgordon]

@MrHeslopian what the fuck is a 'cultural pundit?'

[MrHeslopian]

@grandtheftgordon Someone who knows a lot about culture, and thus reviews it.

[Jill4ChrisRedfeild]

"IT'S TIME YOU LEARNED THE TRUTH EARTHLINGS..!" that'd explain everything D: XD

[Alzerak]

LOLOL

YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!

[HARDCOREADDICT100]

all females tht come on mock the week are rubbish

[eagle989]

@HARDCOREADDICT100

now come on Jo Brand is funny

[Nancetha]

Meh, women aren't funny lol.

[Harriet123P]

The economy is in ruins....I blame the previous chancellor.

[mrrmancunian]

I hate Russell Howard.

[TheFallenangelme]

i think they should get rid of andy parson nd repalce him with ed byrne

[jjg93rfc]

I don't mind Russell Howard, but his style of comedy just isn't suited to Mock the Week. Ed Byrne should be on more!

[Vortex42]

@lukevertiis : Leave my bound concubine alone!

[Pinkiiebbzx]

betover68 shut up coz russel howard isnt a nerd he is the best comedian ever without a doubt. I hate Frankie Boyle coz he always tries to steal the spotlighth of Russel Howard Frankie Boyle ur just jealouse !!!!!1 Go RUSSEL HOWARD!!!!!!

[iTzScadey100]

@Pinkiiebbzx you are joking? frankie was around long before russel howard was and hes alot funnier than russel, and also, russel is nowhere near the best comedian ever, and dont reply with a stupid comment like "its my opinion" because your opinion is wrong and invalid, comedians like lee evans, richard pryor, billy connolly etc, they are real candidates for being the best ever

[netsharp]

@iTzScadey100 you are also a cunt! enjoy

[1993gandy]

@iTzScadey100 how the fuck can someones opinion be wrong

[iTzScadey100]

@1993gandy because there are plenty comedians out there that russel howard cant hold candles too, like i stated before, men like billy connolly, richard pryor, lee evans, these are men who have a legacy and have produced among the funniest stand up material ever seen, russel howard is nothing compared to these men

[1993gandy]

@iTzScadey100 well i think your opinion is wrong and i think that russel howard is better billy connolly and richard pryor are shit

[TehChopstick1000]

@1993gandy Billy Connolly-shit?

Are you out of your fucking mind? Connolly is one of the funniest men on the planet.

[1993gandy]

@TehChopstick1000 and thats in your opinion so just shut up now

[EoLoLoIoOoT]

@iTzScadey100 Billy COnnoly just doesnt make me laugh, i can see why you think he is funny but he cant hold his own against Mock The Week

[iTzScadey100]

@EoLoLoIoOoT billy connolly is a veteran in the cmoedy business, no doubt the panel for mock the week is filled with funny men, but apart from mock the week they have no other material, they go over the same routine and jokes on stage, its only funny the first couple of times, but billy, his act is forever changing, he just makes stuff up as he goes along, the man is a natural born comic and nobody on mock the week can touch his ability as a legend of stand up comedy

[EoLoLoIoOoT]

@iTzScadey100 Im sorry youve lost alll credability with your lack of knowledge. Every one of the people you saw in the video also does Stand up and they can top Billy Connoly's infunny jokes anyday

[iTzScadey100]

@EoLoLoIoOoT lack of knowledge? i watch mock the week on a regular basis and watch almost every recorded stand up performance shown on comedy central, and yes all these people do stand up but they repeat the same jokes that they used in mock the week, these comedians are great at what they do in mock the week but as proper stand ups, they aint that great, e.g when you watch one of frankie boyles live shows, its funny till you realise you have heard all these jokes on mock the week

[EoLoLoIoOoT]

@iTzScadey100 Honestly, learn what your talking about. before talking about it. None of the jokes used on Mock the week ever occur in stand up performances made by these people. Besides, even if Mock the Week was the most boring and unfunny program ever, iy would still beat billy connnoly for laughs.

[Lukeyboy969]

@EoLoLoIoOoT Na they do actually repeat their jokes sometimes, but not all the time.

[AndyIsCool1401]

@EoLoLoIoOoT I'm afraid it's you who needs to learn what you're talking about. iTzScadey100 has his facts right, and yes... Frankie Boyle IS the worst for repeating his jokes from Mock The Week in his Stand-up shows, as well as Live At The Apollo and in some cases, even his autobiography.

[EoLoLoIoOoT]

@AndyIsCool1401 and he Still beats Billy Connoly

[betover68]

russell is such a boring nerd

[donkykong011]

LMAO nice start andy

[MetalSwitch95]

What's the first thing Frankie says. "This isn't" something. What is it?!

[Oldbluesock]

1:15 russel looks a bit like he could kill..

[Kerriangel]

new Atlantis= Frankie you are epic.

[y2achris]

in my cabinet of all the talents, im pleased to introduce MICHAEL BARRYMORE, as minister of swimming! (quote taken from TOO HOT FOR TV DVD)

[berkbbx3]

god i miss gordan brown..dam it we are CON-DEMed

[Sazzi1996]

"IT'S TIME YOU LEARNT THE TRUTH EARTHLINGS" rofl

[dim432]

in a stlye of steven Hawkins as an alien.

[WhiteLion626]

Wow yeah wtf is with Russel's face at 1:16 o_O

[kick980]

@WhiteLion626 he looks stoned :L

[o0Cookiez0o]

1:16 HOLY SHIT @ Russells Face! O: