Man, every time I hear about The Wiggles, now. I think about this story I once heard from a truck driver that moved some of the Wiggles' stage equipment around NSW a few years ago.
The things those mums will do to get their kids a shot at meeting the Wiggles.... Oh my....
Hmm don't argue, just listen to the sound of his voice " I've seen insects walking around wearing kneepads" or " walking around audibly crackling In the heat"
pussy americans! you just can't take the British climate. Show your parent country some respect, we may not be the biggest but we're the better organised, and our army's better. We get the job done well! what's the motto of the american army? All the gear, but no idea! When at war you bomb the enemy country, and the one next to it by mistake!
@AFFTL Australia might be big but 95% of it is dry land or desert on which nobody can live. Only 3% of land area is suitable for growing crops. Just to give you an idea, if Australia had Britain's population it would be over-populated.
England is hole, its cold, there beaches have rocks on it yea great surface to relax on a beach, its cold all year round, its a hole. England are retards they discover a country that's huge with beautiful beaches great weather, different cliaments in different parts its not all hot in Australia the further you go south the cooler it gets.
England discover it and decide to stay in there tiny, cold, wet, county where there is no sand on the beaches but rocks the place is a Hole.
@lovetheduchess Yep if you read what I said, if they where smart they would of left their cold, small place they live in and moved to Australia one of the biggest and most tropical countries in the world.
@AFFTL I meant that sentence doesn't make sense - "England are retards", surely it is "The English are retards". And your poor grammar makes it pretty ironical that you would call someone else a retard. Also it's "if they were smart" not "where smart"....
@lovetheduchess Ahh you see, u can write on the net by shorting words to make it quicker. I don't spend time correcting spelling mistakes on youtube, I've got a life.
Typical English stereo type, you can't win a argument with facts, so u have to look for a spelling mistake, no brains just opportunists.
Your county is a hole pal, its wet & cold with but ugly women & beaches with rocks.
Now can you actually answer to that, or do u have to look for a spelling mistake, like a brainless hack.
@samr1995mk2 Cricket 4 world cups, best team of all time, Rugby Union 2 World Cups's, one of dominate team's. Good in all area's, what are u on about. What country are you from.
@AFFTL I am australian, I live in Newcastle on the east coast. And I wasn't being serious, Australia has one of the most profitable mining industries in the world and as for Union, I think Wales will win tonight..
The Irish never had a chance to be colonialists, not that they are either above it or incapable of it they just never had the chance. Think about middle children, they have different characters to eldest children not because of genetics but because of the chances they didn't have. It's the same with nations, the Irish no sooner found their feet than they met their match and had to make the best of the circumstances.
@misterpimp666 They're a children/toddler music group called the Wiggles, they've been around since the early 90s. I think if you ask any toddler they would surely know who the Wiggles are =) I myself grew up listening to them when I was 4 or 5
@Mia646 they didnt get rid of him cause of his sexuality, in fact it was his choice to leave cause after every show he would pass out and throw up, in the end it was getting to dangerouse for him to continue, but he was the wiggle i grew up with and will forever be the greatest wiggle of all time
@misterpimp666 dude its the WIGGLES!!! how can you not no who the Wiggles are. lol over here you ask a true Aussie toddler who can only just talk and they will damn well be able to tell ya who the Wiggles are. lol
@marmitesmate Oh my days is that his Yeah, Yeah tour I am so recluse I didn't hear abt it until he finished all his UK dates. I have to wait till the dvd in November. Bugger
@joshmallon101 A Wiggle is an Australian phenomenon, they are four childrens entertainers a bit like the telly tubbies without the stupid suits and even more moronic voices. The Wiggles are also one of the highest earners in the Aussie Entertainment world.
@TheFaggotWithTheTuba I thought it likely that it was him in Shaun of the dead, but I wanted to check since I haven't seen that film in years, therefore I didnt want to jump to conclusions.
@gemmi1994 Yes, I realise that now, thank you very much. Ive seen Shaun of the dead 5 times since I wrote that, so I pretty well asociated with the character David.
god i love dylan moran...im a proud aussie to the max but still i have a laugh at myself. its part of who aussies are, hence kath and kim.his like, totally tour was absolutely hilarious. funniest shit ever.
apart from carl barron. gotta show some aussie pride and loyalty, lol...x
ive heard good things about his monster shows too.
he is hilarious. Smart funny, you know?? not stupid funny like will ferrel and the like. I like comedy that makes me think. Its more memorable. And it keeps stupid people outta the joke,lol....
hahaha, omg, not only do you get dylan motran comedy GOLD but you get to read all the comments people elft, people get a bit too worked up about things like this.
maybe u are right, but i would rather the people who have always had these countries kept them. we shouldn't be going in and taking over. we have our own little country now, u have yours. by the look of it australia has turned out pretty good!
God, Dylan Moran is funny! I'm Australian so don't thumb me down please. He's being sarcastic. Australia is the best country in the world and one of the few places with REAL summer. Over Christmas. I mean, who doesn't love outdoor barbecues on Christmas Day. Go Oz!
i would find it weird having xmas in summer! we dont even get any snow where i am in england. there hasn't been a white xmas here since before i was born, which is 21+ yrs. u think oz is the best, i think england is the best.....
Ha! Get the muppets dissing Australia for having a bodgy past. You're the losers who think we ride kangaroos down a dirt road and wrestle koalas in kiddie pools of olive oil or whatever other random shit we make up to laugh at you.
A Wiggle. Australian children's entertainment group. They're so successful they're millionaires. Try wikipedia. But the gist is they dance around and sing while wearing coloured skivvies and smiling. I guess for someone like Dylan Moran that would be provocation enough.
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ahh no some of our family's moved here after the prison thing... and now we bask in sunshine and.... no to be honest thats all australia has... we are still murderers and theives... esspecially those from adelaide (expecting thumbs down for that) or the outback where everyone seems to kill tourists...theres a way to welcome people, "hi enjoy your stay... now get in the truck"
Fact: most australians aren't decendent from convicts. Actually, I don't know ANYBODY who is. My ancestors are Scottish and English (not as far back as convict days though). My friends ancestors also include German, French and Dutch, among others.
all that weather and women and all youve ever acomplished is the rotary washing line...quoting jeremy clarkson we were raised on a diet of fish fingers and drivle and had the largest empire the world has ever seen
lol its funny how much the English complain about the rain! We don have a rainy season per say, so our rain is scattered across the year, but on average we get about 1m of rain a year compared to Frances 1.5m average and Japans 2.5m average!
But who are the ones that complain? ;)
As Bill Bailey said, I am English, therefore I crave dissapointment
we only get 0.8m of rain a year, its the fact its never really sunny. we only get about 45% of sunshine. londons one of the driest capital cities in europe, it doesn't mean the weather is great though.
I agree but i thought if i called him an alcoholic some of his fans would kick my ass...if they do we're in this together right??? And can someone tell me what a WIGGLE is (I'm English...)
the wiggles are children entertainer... there are i think 4 of them... red yellw blue and purple... they sing songs like hot potato big red car and that is the extent of my wiggles knowledge... although the red wiggle is funny he has been on a few comedy shows... and he swears alot which is something you wouldnt expect.
love dylan everytime i see him i want a glass of red wine and a fag dunno why like totally and monster r class shows being irish myself one of my favourite clips is irish hair
im australian and i was pissing myself!!! dylan moran is so funny! people sometimes get offended by the things he said about australia but i didnt!!!! it was so funny! hehe thanks for putting it on!
I thought a part of Australian sense of humor was being able to take a joke? What hes saying obviously doesn't make complete sense because its a massive generalisation and it doesn't add up, Hes a comedian... Not a fucking historian. Take a joke you illiterate pieces of shit <3
Man, every time I hear about The Wiggles, now. I think about this story I once heard from a truck driver that moved some of the Wiggles' stage equipment around NSW a few years ago.
The things those mums will do to get their kids a shot at meeting the Wiggles.... Oh my....
obglobgablob 1 week ago
@chocchipfox you got your prediction right!
Jamesderman 1 week ago
that laugh at 1:04
dan131404 1 week ago
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dan131404 1 week ago
"And now it's Charlie Pickering" *Everybody leaves*
danshinitro 3 weeks ago 8
@danshinitro lmao
asdfghjklkjhgfdsa555 3 weeks ago
I saw him on the plane on his way here! O.o
headshotz2weak 1 month ago
Hmm don't argue, just listen to the sound of his voice " I've seen insects walking around wearing kneepads" or " walking around audibly crackling In the heat"
Thelaughinggoatt 1 month ago
he has said EVERYTHING that is true about Australia! 'walking around audibly crackling from the heat' lolol!!
beccalicious24 2 months ago
@TheLysander666 WTF you idiot Dylan Moran is not American! HE. IS. IRISH!!!
KarmaSpaz12 3 months ago 4
pussy americans! you just can't take the British climate. Show your parent country some respect, we may not be the biggest but we're the better organised, and our army's better. We get the job done well! what's the motto of the american army? All the gear, but no idea! When at war you bomb the enemy country, and the one next to it by mistake!
TheLysander666 3 months ago
@TheLysander666 holy shit you are fucking retarded. please die.
Ub3rSk1llz 2 months ago
@TheLysander666 LMAO. Are you that dumb you cant tell the vast difference between an american and irish accent
moroney1 1 month ago
I love how he says ''quick drink''. I also love the Australian audience for not taking it too seriously
portishphonic 3 months ago
All your figures are 100 % wrong, get a life.
AFFTL 3 months ago
@AFFTL Australia might be big but 95% of it is dry land or desert on which nobody can live. Only 3% of land area is suitable for growing crops. Just to give you an idea, if Australia had Britain's population it would be over-populated.
sasho888prm 3 months ago
England is hole, its cold, there beaches have rocks on it yea great surface to relax on a beach, its cold all year round, its a hole. England are retards they discover a country that's huge with beautiful beaches great weather, different cliaments in different parts its not all hot in Australia the further you go south the cooler it gets.
England discover it and decide to stay in there tiny, cold, wet, county where there is no sand on the beaches but rocks the place is a Hole.
AFFTL 3 months ago
@AFFTL England are retards? Interesting.
lovetheduchess 3 months ago
@lovetheduchess Yep if you read what I said, if they where smart they would of left their cold, small place they live in and moved to Australia one of the biggest and most tropical countries in the world.
AFFTL 3 months ago
@AFFTL I meant that sentence doesn't make sense - "England are retards", surely it is "The English are retards". And your poor grammar makes it pretty ironical that you would call someone else a retard. Also it's "if they were smart" not "where smart"....
lovetheduchess 3 months ago
@lovetheduchess Ahh you see, u can write on the net by shorting words to make it quicker. I don't spend time correcting spelling mistakes on youtube, I've got a life.
Typical English stereo type, you can't win a argument with facts, so u have to look for a spelling mistake, no brains just opportunists.
Your county is a hole pal, its wet & cold with but ugly women & beaches with rocks.
Now can you actually answer to that, or do u have to look for a spelling mistake, like a brainless hack.
AFFTL 3 months ago
@AFFTL For all "Australia's amazingness" you have to admit they are pretty useless when it comes to anything except the Olympics and Rugby league..
samr1995mk2 3 months ago
@samr1995mk2 Cricket 4 world cups, best team of all time, Rugby Union 2 World Cups's, one of dominate team's. Good in all area's, what are u on about. What country are you from.
AFFTL 3 months ago
@AFFTL I am australian, I live in Newcastle on the east coast. And I wasn't being serious, Australia has one of the most profitable mining industries in the world and as for Union, I think Wales will win tonight..
samr1995mk2 3 months ago
is he drunk?
r3i123 4 months ago
The Irish never had a chance to be colonialists, not that they are either above it or incapable of it they just never had the chance. Think about middle children, they have different characters to eldest children not because of genetics but because of the chances they didn't have. It's the same with nations, the Irish no sooner found their feet than they met their match and had to make the best of the circumstances.
MartinJWillett 4 months ago
He's funny, but drunk as hell!!
IraSpain 4 months ago
I question whether Dylan Moran actually works on developing material. It seems it just drunken ramblings of an cynical irate Irishman. All the time.
AtTheDriveBy 4 months ago 5
Soo soo true. But i am so missing Melbourne compared to summer in US East Coast. I prefer the dry heat than the humid heat.
Neojhun 4 months ago
what the fuck is a wiggle?
misterpimp666 5 months ago 15
@misterpimp666 They're a children/toddler music group called the Wiggles, they've been around since the early 90s. I think if you ask any toddler they would surely know who the Wiggles are =) I myself grew up listening to them when I was 4 or 5
chocchipfox 5 months ago 133
@chocchipfox Back in the days were they were good, and you weren't so worried about the yellow wiggle's sexuality :/ I say they bring back Greg.
Mia646 4 months ago 39
@Mia646 lol wait...greg's gay? as a kid I never really thought about it, but then again, I wouldn't have cared. Hot Potatoes FTW
chocchipfox 4 months ago 35
@chocchipfox Nah I'm talking bout the new specky git that gets on my nerves.
Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Red Car - I still have the VHS' somewhere
Mia646 4 months ago 23
@Mia646 ohh right. Yea greg will forever be the yellow wiggle.
chocchipfox 4 months ago 37
@chocchipfox i just remember the steve irwin special they did that was awesome still got it
dogmullstudios 2 weeks ago
@chocchipfox and his back! wooo hooo! :)
xsacha96 1 week ago
@Mia646 they didnt get rid of him cause of his sexuality, in fact it was his choice to leave cause after every show he would pass out and throw up, in the end it was getting to dangerouse for him to continue, but he was the wiggle i grew up with and will forever be the greatest wiggle of all time
runingwithdogs 2 months ago
@runingwithdogs oh.my.god. did you not see the reply saying "Nah I'm talking about the new specky git"?!?
Mia646 2 months ago
@Mia646 Woah woah woah, this is shocking, they all aren't gay?
asdfghjklkjhgfdsa555 3 weeks ago
@Mia646 what does his sexuality matter?
frostytheaussie 1 week ago
@Mia646 He is back.
ChloeChum 1 week ago
@ChloeChum I Know!!! I'm so excited!
Mia646 1 week ago
@misterpimp666 man u missed out on the hot potato song xD
bestnameva 1 month ago
@misterpimp666 dude its the WIGGLES!!! how can you not no who the Wiggles are. lol over here you ask a true Aussie toddler who can only just talk and they will damn well be able to tell ya who the Wiggles are. lol
SnowRose94 1 week ago
Saw him last night in sydney, so freakin funny <3
bushpigification 5 months ago
i cant laugh at stand up comedy, never have been able to find any of it genuinely funny..
ByeByeBelly 5 months ago
@ByeByeBelly then why watch it?
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@ByeByeBelly are you a Wiggle?
FastMonkeyBluePants 4 months ago
haha thats funny as!
lennybiaatch 5 months ago
Thanks!
Fred50099 5 months ago
To kill a Wiggle. hahahahaa :') made my day
welldream2morro 5 months ago 3
he is drunk
MrEnso75 5 months ago
all so true
Mikeybetts 5 months ago
the sun, you live three quarters of a mile from it hahahaha hillarious
SWI0001 5 months ago 5
I'm off to see Dylan Moran tomorrow night in Perth can't wait he's sooo funny.
marmitesmate 6 months ago 4
@marmitesmate Oh my days is that his Yeah, Yeah tour I am so recluse I didn't hear abt it until he finished all his UK dates. I have to wait till the dvd in November. Bugger
hahaha430 5 months ago
whats a wiggle.
joshmallon101 6 months ago
@joshmallon101 A Wiggle is an Australian phenomenon, they are four childrens entertainers a bit like the telly tubbies without the stupid suits and even more moronic voices. The Wiggles are also one of the highest earners in the Aussie Entertainment world.
marmitesmate 6 months ago 2
here's my moto, HARDEN THE FUCK UP!
Bayzz2 6 months ago
Oh my god I swear this guy played David in Shaun of the dead.
davidmichael07 6 months ago
@davidmichael07 He did and he also played Pegg's friend in run fatboy run. ;) Watch black books.
azurekenshin 6 months ago
@azurekenshin Did he really? Iv'e been meaning to watch that film. My twin brother has seen it and he says its really good.
davidmichael07 6 months ago
@davidmichael07 No shit sherlock
TheFaggotWithTheTuba 6 months ago
@TheFaggotWithTheTuba I thought it likely that it was him in Shaun of the dead, but I wanted to check since I haven't seen that film in years, therefore I didnt want to jump to conclusions.
davidmichael07 6 months ago
@davidmichael07 he did
gemmi1994 6 months ago
@gemmi1994 Yes, I realise that now, thank you very much. Ive seen Shaun of the dead 5 times since I wrote that, so I pretty well asociated with the character David.
davidmichael07 6 months ago 2
i love how the camera man seems to be laughing ;)
Triny123abc 6 months ago
i laugh to think of charlie pickering (the shittest 'comedian' ever) to come out and follow that
gnrsamboy 6 months ago
I love the way he says "you know" at 1:09.
yurismir1 6 months ago
He truly understands what it is to be Australian :D
This coming from a person who has lived in Australia for 11 years. ;P
BookLover58 6 months ago 3
This made my night!
omgsomanynamestaken 6 months ago
LOLOLOL
That guy is hilarious.
braydenbeautiful 6 months ago
phew thank god it cut out before charlie pickering I got scared there for a bit.
maxmison1 7 months ago
Very nice, I really enjoy watching it.
SuperSuperSaloon 7 months ago
Featured Video in the sidebar: The Wiggles.
anothergirl157 7 months ago 8
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omgsomanynamestaken 6 months ago
@anothergirl157 It's Black Books now : D
omgsomanynamestaken 6 months ago
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They're people who do kids tv from what I remember, and they make terrible songs
JerrodKane23 3 years ago 130
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Soory, but whats a wiggle??
LedSexton 3 years ago
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Do like everyone else: search for videos :P
kaljam 3 years ago 14
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I just came here to kill a wiggle ... classic
boatiesareawesome1 3 years ago 310
lol
hianda 3 years ago 19
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the guy from fun fat boy run
aortasuds 3 years ago
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No. Just... No.
benji7 3 years ago
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yeah it is , its the guys cousin
aortasuds 3 years ago 23
god i love dylan moran...im a proud aussie to the max but still i have a laugh at myself. its part of who aussies are, hence kath and kim.his like, totally tour was absolutely hilarious. funniest shit ever.
apart from carl barron. gotta show some aussie pride and loyalty, lol...x
GloryBeInFlames 3 years ago 12
most irish jokes are makin fun of ourselves too so i think the irish and aussie mentality is very similar
watch dylan's like totally and monster shows they r so class
i like carl barron too and ive seen adam hills a couple of times over here ye do have good comedians
dylan is in a film over here just released its called a film with me in it
lambie1985 3 years ago 19
yeah his like totally tour was legendary...
ive heard good things about his monster shows too.
he is hilarious. Smart funny, you know?? not stupid funny like will ferrel and the like. I like comedy that makes me think. Its more memorable. And it keeps stupid people outta the joke,lol....
haha.
GloryBeInFlames 3 years ago 240
@GloryBeInFlames +Black Books
Neopopulas 5 months ago
i agree with iheartlittlebritain australias awsome and this guy is sooooo funny summer 08!!
courts301 3 years ago 3
I live in Australia, have all my life...most definitely a proud Aussie...this clip is great! Dylan Moran is hilarious!!
Xmas in Summer is great...it = BBQs and beach
iheartlittlebritain 3 years ago 11
gotta love Dylan.
Coldacre 3 years ago 8
I worked in a daycare....oh jesus, I'm dying of laughter...I wanted to kill those wiggles every single day. HAHAHAH!!
Gabrieja 3 years ago 4
I love how slurred he sounds - it's like he's perpetually drunk. He speaks the truth!
reimeo 3 years ago 13
Hahaha! Dam please do kill those wiggles loL!
ylime005 3 years ago 4
Kill a wiggle.
themightysian 3 years ago
what's a Wiggle?
conorr6 3 years ago
search the wiggles. Their just a group of kids show hosts that sing and got really really popular
youbetzler 3 years ago 2
hehehe. What's a wiggle. That's funny.
CKLS42 3 years ago
well thats not particularly helpful
conorr6 3 years ago
The Wiggles is a popular australian childrens entertainment group - look them up on youtube
lorDUpor 3 years ago
uluwuluru
HAHAHA
meowjellymoon 3 years ago
wow that was really funny,i live in Australia and agree that it gets way too hot.
1212great 3 years ago 3
the onlt reason i came here was to kill a wiggle xd oh my gosh that is too funny
yaras1 3 years ago 2
i live in australia and agree with everything.
it sucks here, too hot, TOO FUCKING HOT.
KoMYVchan 3 years ago
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australia is a fucking toilet
fatdumbyankee 3 years ago
Your name says it all..... ya fackin' colonial twat.
hah! hah!
jimincairns 3 years ago 3
hahaha, omg, not only do you get dylan motran comedy GOLD but you get to read all the comments people elft, people get a bit too worked up about things like this.
dramaticafantastica 3 years ago 2
luv him!
Kill the wiggles!!!
hahahaha
LilyRrroach 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
breakingthehabit2008 3 years ago
im a proud aussie and i find him classic, ppl need to stop takin things so fuckin seriously.
girlanach23 3 years ago 15
Agreed , this was gold.
speccwolf 3 years ago 2
maybe u are right, but i would rather the people who have always had these countries kept them. we shouldn't be going in and taking over. we have our own little country now, u have yours. by the look of it australia has turned out pretty good!
wittner19 3 years ago 3
Hahaha! I was in tears watching that!
Dylan Moran, truly brilliant.
EnglishCanary 3 years ago 2
fellow Australians lighten the fuck up this video is funny, if you whinge and get offended about it then you are a dickhead.
rattis1 3 years ago 5
Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the video.
styx123456 3 years ago 4
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The worst punishment the pasty fat English could think of was beautiful sunshine and great beaches, which is why they sent their criminals here.
jimmyhird 3 years ago
you ARE those criminals.
ColourOfTheBlues 3 years ago
that was in reply to jimmyhird btw.
i love the australians. :)
ColourOfTheBlues 3 years ago 5
God, Dylan Moran is funny! I'm Australian so don't thumb me down please. He's being sarcastic. Australia is the best country in the world and one of the few places with REAL summer. Over Christmas. I mean, who doesn't love outdoor barbecues on Christmas Day. Go Oz!
bfeudalyn 3 years ago 5
ive had the white american christmas and the hot summer one.. and i prefer our summer ones. beaches, pools etc. all good fun.
dashing through the bush
in a rusty holden ute.
etc :D
windstalkergoi 3 years ago 3
i would find it weird having xmas in summer! we dont even get any snow where i am in england. there hasn't been a white xmas here since before i was born, which is 21+ yrs. u think oz is the best, i think england is the best.....
wittner19 3 years ago
Didn't Dara O'Briain do the same thing about the English and the Irish, or am I just confused?
2205923358 3 years ago
dylan moran is a babe. damn his wife. lucky broad
jadezeewoldt 3 years ago
Sarcasm, mate. Get used to it.
shadowblade9876 3 years ago 2
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australia is for fags
but moran is a cunt
WKaliber1 3 years ago
shut up dickhead
mumblejumble1 3 years ago
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go suck some austrailian cock you aussie ass
WKaliber1 3 years ago
Go do something useful with yourself you little gobshite.
mumblejumble1 3 years ago
john o'shea is gobshite
I'm a master
WKaliber1 3 years ago
Master at what may i ask?
mumblejumble1 3 years ago
master of fucking your mom's ass
WKaliber1 3 years ago
Go kill yourself you little shit oh yea and by the way i cant be fucked arguing with a low life little shit over the internet.
mumblejumble1 3 years ago
what's wrong with you?
letmeloginyoucunt 3 years ago
Watch out for our drop bears ;)
reikiessence 3 years ago 4
He's ermmm.... he's joking. Mate.
ProfessorMonkey69 3 years ago
Ha! Get the muppets dissing Australia for having a bodgy past. You're the losers who think we ride kangaroos down a dirt road and wrestle koalas in kiddie pools of olive oil or whatever other random shit we make up to laugh at you.
sparkydaskworl 3 years ago 3
But...you do ride kangaroos...right?
shadowblade9876 3 years ago 2
a kangaroo would probably kill you if you tried to jump on its back
cazdidly12 3 years ago 3
lol r u nuts cause go close to a full sized adult rooo dey will kick box ya trust me i seen it b4 lol
Madkillz18 3 years ago
haha, i HOPE you're joking because... um, no, we don't.
bfeudalyn 3 years ago
Kill a what?
PlasticExplosive123 3 years ago
a wiggle like the childrens show i caught it on the 40th freakin time xD
judgeman976 3 years ago 4
A Wiggle. Australian children's entertainment group. They're so successful they're millionaires. Try wikipedia. But the gist is they dance around and sing while wearing coloured skivvies and smiling. I guess for someone like Dylan Moran that would be provocation enough.
bfeudalyn 3 years ago
im sorry kick our asses in sport?! are you australian? if so then that could not be more bollocks!!
Jongray100 3 years ago
All the english are just jealous, we kick thier ass in sport, hot women, weather and the space. so POM's...suck it!
jonnyabbotti 3 years ago
Yer but your ansestors are like Murderers and Theives and shit like that. Unlucky for you is what i say
PlasticExplosive123 3 years ago
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ahh no some of our family's moved here after the prison thing... and now we bask in sunshine and.... no to be honest thats all australia has... we are still murderers and theives... esspecially those from adelaide (expecting thumbs down for that) or the outback where everyone seems to kill tourists...theres a way to welcome people, "hi enjoy your stay... now get in the truck"
booshulator 3 years ago
Fact: most australians aren't decendent from convicts. Actually, I don't know ANYBODY who is. My ancestors are Scottish and English (not as far back as convict days though). My friends ancestors also include German, French and Dutch, among others.
So... what are you talking about?
bfeudalyn 3 years ago
all that weather and women and all youve ever acomplished is the rotary washing line...quoting jeremy clarkson we were raised on a diet of fish fingers and drivle and had the largest empire the world has ever seen
you like apples ;)??
SteveyChaos 3 years ago
No Australia has invented loads of stuff, Jeremy Clarkson was taking the piss, Top Gear was fully aware of Australians inventions lol.
rattis1 3 years ago
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'australian inventions'?, they dont exist!!!!!!!!
obsidian348 3 years ago
Because you play sports we don't like :).
Rain gives us something to complain about and as this is our national pastime (complaining; not rain) it can be seen as a good thing in England.
If we lived in Australia we would only complain about the heat....and the poisonous snakes....
GolfTheMagicRabbit 3 years ago 4
lol its funny how much the English complain about the rain! We don have a rainy season per say, so our rain is scattered across the year, but on average we get about 1m of rain a year compared to Frances 1.5m average and Japans 2.5m average!
But who are the ones that complain? ;)
As Bill Bailey said, I am English, therefore I crave dissapointment
animesis 3 years ago 4
we only get 0.8m of rain a year, its the fact its never really sunny. we only get about 45% of sunshine. londons one of the driest capital cities in europe, it doesn't mean the weather is great though.
wittner19 3 years ago 92
@wittner19 Its shit.
85Aheadstix 7 months ago
I'm not sure about Moran. He has a good act no doubt but off stage I've heard he's a completely self obsessed cock, which puts me right off.
ucd77 3 years ago
would have thought most comedians were...
narcolepsybraids 3 years ago
Love him. I think the fact he always seems permanently drunk makes him funny.
minimegz 3 years ago 4
I do wonder whether he is an alcoholic... he does spend a larger amount of his time on stage with a large white wine in hand :-D.
And to be fair i dont think he seems drunk, i think he IS drunk!
ComedyLove28 3 years ago
I agree with ComedyLove, I don't think it's that he "seems" drunk. He's pretty smashed when he performs.
nuclearspike 3 years ago
I agree but i thought if i called him an alcoholic some of his fans would kick my ass...if they do we're in this together right??? And can someone tell me what a WIGGLE is (I'm English...)
minimegz 3 years ago
the wiggles are children entertainer... there are i think 4 of them... red yellw blue and purple... they sing songs like hot potato big red car and that is the extent of my wiggles knowledge... although the red wiggle is funny he has been on a few comedy shows... and he swears alot which is something you wouldnt expect.
booshulator 3 years ago
the wiggles are an extremely popular australian children's singing and dancing group
they earn millions of dollars a year, i can't believe you've never heard of them
cazdidly12 3 years ago 2
From an Aussie, cheers, that was hilarious! Trust the English to send Irish prisoners to Bondi and the Gold Coast!
verticalsmurf 3 years ago
He seriously deserves a medal! I love this man!
YetAnotherHotGayEmo 3 years ago
love dylan everytime i see him i want a glass of red wine and a fag dunno why like totally and monster r class shows being irish myself one of my favourite clips is irish hair
lambie1985 3 years ago 3
but which wiggle would you kill?
worldfamousinHB 3 years ago
is he drunk on stage? he always seems to be like that , still awsome though
romaross462 3 years ago
im australian and i was pissing myself!!! dylan moran is so funny! people sometimes get offended by the things he said about australia but i didnt!!!! it was so funny! hehe thanks for putting it on!
orcaholic345 3 years ago 7
I thought a part of Australian sense of humor was being able to take a joke? What hes saying obviously doesn't make complete sense because its a massive generalisation and it doesn't add up, Hes a comedian... Not a fucking historian. Take a joke you illiterate pieces of shit <3
ibeatwow 3 years ago
dosent chocchip foxes profile pic look like theres a head in it
timcam31 3 years ago
ROFL
breakingthehabit2008 3 years ago
HERE HERE! the only irish man alive who can kill a wiggle and not be considered disturbed :)
Kappitano 3 years ago
He's EXACTLY like his character in Black books
Velnona 3 years ago 3
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Drigzy 3 years ago