Ask A Ninja: 05.31.11 - Omnibus

[bibbedpoet7]

Omni omni omni omni omni Omni

[JAMSLER0]

Do you like to play modern warfare?

[PostalDude99]

what would a ninja do for a klondike bar?

[DBP434]

my mouse is messed up, its just a black square!

[powerofthehorde3]

YAY, THERE WAS A WORLD OF WARCRAFT QUESTION!

[DrThemoWorm]

The ninja killed 7 people. That's why they disliked this.

[Imajinx1001]

@DrThemoWorm Wait. How did they dislike this if they were dead?

[DrThemoWorm]

@Imajinx1001 With their last ounce of strength, I'm pretty sure.

[FreeForAll200]

have you killed an other ninja?



[FreeForAll200]

Can't kill me, IM A NINJA!

[shadicon91]

"How do I get off Ninja Island?"

Ummm....is it sad that his answer made perfect sense to me? *looks around* ...Am I on Ninja Island?

[paulinalovesu]

would yuh qo out wit me..? ill give yuh a lapdance..

[EmanEpicness]

HEY NINJA!!!!! I DONT KNOW IF YOU CAN REALLY READ THIS, BUT HERE IS MY QUESTION.

"I am a ninja and I need to know. Is the Secret Ninja Conference on the 3rd of the 34th of next tuesday, Eastern Ninja Standard Time?"

[eroupopper]

Can a Ninja really beat Chuck Norris in a fight!

[legoman9299]

1:23 first time he said a cuse word :O

[AlexhandrDenthanor]

@legoman9299 Second time.

[wwefreak952]

Do Ninja's fear Chuck Norris?

[joepro941]

can you divide by zero?

[Makedonche]

@joepro941 chuck norris can

[ianbeat303]

do ninjas play clarinets while wearing dangling cross earings

[AnimeCreatorArtist]

Can A Ninja Turtle beat A ninja?

[GatameOne]

@AnimeCreatorArtist That sounds like something you should put on DEATH BATTLE!!!

[XRandomXShinigamiX]

why didn't I see you at my graduation??

[HollyRoseFowlCasson]

Did anyone else get the Rhett and Link's Commercial Kings commercial?

[claireasmyself]

can i have one?

[VS0squared]

lol 

[therealcharismatron]

Yay! The ninja is back!

[godzillaprime2]

so f in funny

[SiuFongandAndrew]

Do Ninjas get Ninjuries when they fight?

[MsMazuta]

Ты ниндзя хуиндзя!)))

[Nathansetokaiba]

What would a Zombie Ninja be like ?

Will I ever met a mini ninja ?

were you part of Seal team six ?

could you take on Jakie Chan ?

[swforshort]

isn't it funny that the ninja island ques was answered with a semi parallel plot to the plot of Far Cry 3

[brucelee1400]

were the 1st ninjas really asian?

[clonecomader]

is Chuck Norris a ninja ???

[TheNinjashideuno]

Can my Gran kill Chuck Norris? (she's 84)

[TheNinjashideuno]

@TheNinjashideuno about the same age as Chuck

[rknop321]

Is there such a thing as a PirateNinja!



[MultiCrank99]

Do ninjas drink any kind of alcohol?

[atom1911]

do ninjas like lady gaga

[EmoBlackLily]

Dear ninja,

are there different types of ninjas like douchbag,punk,hippy,goth.....?

[deathmonkey200]

if ninjas can form a new society how will it look like

[ShamelessMCRFan]

what's the definition of ninja?

[yoshimiysu14]

2:46 LMAO!!!

[DrKillaser]

if you and another best ninja fought, who would win?

[glitteraddict44]

Are you my father?

[AtotheKnowles]

how big is your...ninja stick...?

[orngie123]

Do you eat sour candy?

[surfninja105]

why do ninjas like black?

[abajugungi]

have you ever tried to jump Batman?

[EpicDeathBattle]

what would you do for a klondike bar?

[EpicDeathBattle]

have u saved 15% on your car insurance?

[tahthedon]

973 is a NJ area code, he's from houston?

[toreerulz]

do ninjas follow E3?

[KingKjellboy]

Don't kill me! D: I'll be the one who hunts you. >:)

[Xxsuperninja92xX]

@KingKjellboy umm pretty sure you don't make a threat by opening up with, please don't kill me... just saying, not very convincing threat...

[AgentZombieMan]

Is Chuck Norris a Ninja?

[hackedrez]

the old omnibusss where better...

[AyamBrandIskandar]

Do you know Shinobi??

[jeffereysutton]

If it takes a hen and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half, then how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

[butchdeadlift10]

Will there every be a disney movie about ninjas?

[futurestoryteller]

That last question was directed by Martin Scorsese. LOL!

[mugenmarshal01]

do ninjas killed all dinossaurs in the earth?

[hannibalbrown]

Who taught you?

[yuz22andarnoldrocks2]

How do you make circles on minecraft?

[MsMazuta]

@yuz22andarnoldrocks2 Ты ниндзя хуиндзя))

[GoNadz13]

@yuz22andarnoldrocks2

by being a ninja of course?

[Upspostal8945]

Is nigahiga a ninja?

[RyanEfowler]

How many ninjas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[kealma82]

Is there anyone too awesome to kill?

[TheNinjashideuno]

Are Ninja just shadows of there own shadow?

[kazaicko93]

Hey ninja who would win u or Chuck Norris

[1223awsomedude]

does a ninja ever get defeated

[MrDelacure]

Can you fight the ring of death?

[huntertraceur]

can i be a ninja??

[fredepgen12]

Does Ninjas have pets?

[bond626007]

Can you fix my xbox 360?

[barraki122]

Is Slender Man a ninja?

[cutipapy]

Where did my throwing stars go?

[TheNameNoOneUsed]

Are you related to Dr.McNinja?

[Duncan12457]

Is this really Sparta?

[FrostBlg]

you are hungry bro get some real food :D

[swforshort]

Do ninjas use the black market?

also

What's harder to kill a hectopus or 10 level 3 ninjas?

[yvosaurus]

lol @ the punch joke!

[fighterace0]

@yvosaurus Was that the punch line?

[yvosaurus]

@fighterace0 No... It was the punch drink! haha

[bendundidit]

Are we there yet?

[LordRounds]

So, now that you have answered so many questions do you, the Ninja, have a question for us your victims?

[MsRustySpoon]

can ninjas have pets?

[breathingart17]

How do ninjas—Wait. Where are my pants?

[TheNinjashideuno]

Why do some Ninja wear white head bands?

[BeeMan507]

Do Ninjas shave? 

[MASTERCHI33F117]

How do I become a ninja?!

[kengisamasempisankun]

Is Martin Scorsese a ninja?

[luludecarton182]

The ninja is back!!!

[TheBLOODBONDED]

I'm a ninja and its awesome. why didnt I do it sooner?

[rikuxion123]

WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOMELY AWESOME?

[aseremo]

@rikuxion123 Why is everyone saying awesome?! :O

[DigitalDZine]

I've asked this a million times already. Who started the feud between Pirates and Ninjas and What the Heck Happened?!

[Davoyeah1]

Is Chuck Norris a Ninja?

[Greenwithevil]

What do most ninja's have on their ipods?

[EaGiaGuy]

This guy deserve more subs/views and likes! :(

[mrfist6]

Is Werner Herzog a ninja?

[kitikatslim22]

Is there anyone u DON'T look forward to killing soon? Yeah, Chuck Norris.

[DACnumber1]

I just drank an entire jar of cheese dip, will you kill me ninja?

[mysteriousonefive]

What is a Ninja's favorite type of food?

[blak100]

you kill people that like you videos and ask you questions so i wot  like to know wot do you do to people that dislike you videos ?

[DigitalDZine]

@blak100 Hince why there's only two, there used to be 5... x . X

[Blueboy1242]

Am I a ninja??

oh and do you know what a Pinja is?

[SpeedFreakNO]

When the spoon was dropped, did you have to kill the entire town? :O That's too much!

[hagenja]

How many ninjas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[faustopego]

What happens when someone turns a ninja into a zombie?

[catamaran20]

if u could kill justin bieber would u?

[theqweschunmark]

Will you ever let me be in a video with you?

[l8erh8er420]

are you the ninja from ninja gaiden, if not do you know him?

[randomxfirerecording]

If I were to not be killing you, what specifically would I not be doing?

[sacredonut]

How do you do the Ninja Dance?

[TheIdioticFive]

What's the best ninja weapon besides a ninja's fist?

[Sylar03]

If you were online watching Ask a Ninja, what would you ask the ninja?

[griffithd05]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[solarisgears]

Who is the current ninja of the year?

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

Do you know Shinobi?

[SausageParadise]

Are you friends with Ninja Brian?

[00hasista00]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU KILL KEVINS PAUL??????

[wordsmythe71]

#Ask a Ninja When should look forward to you killing me soon?

[ZuGrossZuKlein]

Have you ever farted before killing someone? Do ninjas fart?

[bboyfrisbee]

omnibus ftw

[ROFLMAORYSST]

Do ninjas have pets?

Do ninjas take medication?

Do ninjas wear some technological equipment?

[TheLavendier]

Are you jellin?

[MarioFanTY]

do ninjas use Netflix?

[TheParkourskater]

o crap im gonna get killed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thezigster331]

Are there any Jewish ninjas? Because that would be so cool!

[duxforddude]

is the I am ninja theme tune available for download? :D

[bambel90]

Do ninja listen to music?

[se7ensenses]

@bambel90

I believe it's Ninjazz!

[ShamelessMCRFan]

what time is it?

[1CJMac1]

Would a Ninja eat a cannibal just to teach him a lesson?

[agroskater165]

that heckapus thing i was laughing my ass off "first time you see one it will scare the s*** out of you!"

[cheerilols]

why havent you killed justin bieber yet?

[catlillith]

@cheerilols good question



[logmosier]

@cheerilols Because he's using him to slowly kill you.

[narufan3]

@cheerilols because everyone wants him dead. When everyone forgets about him, he will die.

[Onisionism]

@cheerilols Cuz JB rulez all he is the ninja of all ninjas



[EdTheBadass]

hectapus :D 

[BoomVision]

How much wood could a ninja chuck if a ninja could chuck wood?

[Zooxmx2]

how do ninja eat without removing their mask ?

[MartinWAPerth]

Do ninja's thumb wrestle?

[morto360]

What?

[Mermure]

Why did you became a ninja?

[TheNinjashideuno]

Do Ninja have a favorite color other than Black?

[DiDaMaTa]

Why didn't you kill me yet?

[DiDaMaTa]

Do ninjas wrestle?

[shalkana]

How do you kill the undead ?

[Firespyrt]

For those confused, a hectapus has 6 arms, a hecktapuss has well, its self explanitory

[TripleM1992]

What happens if a ninja encountered an assassin ????

[TheKingFucktard]

Who do like better WWE or TNA wrestling ? (mine's TNA)

[shadoswulf]

Are All Ninja's Insane?

[Drezov99]

Do ninjas have endzone dances?

[omar1bgd]

i broke up with my girlfriend today

[JamaTheHutt]

What do ninjas feed their children?

[coldlogic1]

OH GOD IM INSANE. or am i? no im not, but i might be. that is a lie, or is it?

[moshdragon]

Did you hear about the Leviathan that was eating all the ninjas in Peru?

[Clankio]

What were you eating?

[that1guy101691]

did he say Alec or Alex at 2:22? Because my name is Alec and Im still mostly alive.

[DjXiaHin]

@that1guy101691 I think he said Alex. Good to hear you're still alive!

[that1guy101691]

@DjXiaHin thanks! but now that he knows my name I don't think imma last long.

[via981]

i live in Houston so please don't kill me

[DarthVegie]

Can I have one of your rice bowls?

[belliott01]

Best one for a looonnng time :)

[chaoarecool]

Is it forbidden for a ninja to kill an innocent baby

[coldlogic1]

@chaoarecool no he already told us it isnt.

[d40commando]

"You're Crazy!"