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  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WORKS

  • please don't be a bitch and ask us to Favorite, Thumbs up, and Comment on each of your videos like some other youtube whores.

  • can some one help and tell me if i can maybe get accepted for the partner program , I got 1 million upload views 300 subs and 1300 friends

  • @arsenalvid you need to have at least 5,000 to be looked at.

  • @arsenalvid my other channel got denied because i didnt have enough channel views

  • You look like Nick Jonas just in the slide before you click on the video. It's a compliment though- just fyi

  • ur Like soo hott how old u like 16

  • so who won the most?

  • ur hotttttt

    

  • its 5 bucks for ever 1,000 views

  • @imlavonte no, more like 20cents per 2000 views

  • ujhdwkuhdfkjdke

  • how much u get paid?

  • i think it would be by now at least $1000 per video maybe even $2000, also per video

  • haha no???

  • @DanielMatotek nope not at all!

  • @XD19SHANE19XD hell no, not 1000 per vid lol more like 1000 for a large amount of views on a video

  • can i have your email

  • @Tiffanyw14 you can't!

  • i become partner but i havent applied, how is that possible?

  • your hot

  • I BECAME A YOUTUBE PARTNER TOO.

  • Maybe if you thought about it, this was a while ago, no use in arguing about it if it happened almost two years ago? Plus he has a gazillion subscribers and his videos are awesome so, you 'negativers' can suck it. :D

  • It's now 960x150 for those wondering. :)

  • 850px is too long lol

  • Do it urself dude? People need to learn how to not be lazy!!!

  • @TheCoastGuarder Maybe if you open up your mind and think, he's doing this so people won't be lazy. They'll be trying to do something productive with their time. He already does enough as it is.

  • i just sent u one even tho it has been a while so i hope u read it and use it (:

  • hahahah 1:49

  • the thumbnail looks really funny

  • you are such a cutie

    <3

  • i was wondering about copyrighted material and youtube partnership. i understand if you apply for youtube partnership, you can not have any copyrighted material but what if you had it but then deleted it? is there a way they will find out or does it not matter? i would appreciate it if you let me know.

  • i want to become a partner so bad, but i only have 389 subs...

  • dude, it doesnt matter about subs. all you need is about 100,000 views.

  • subs dont matter... but u need to be a person who consistantly gets a few thousand views in each vid. like once each vid gets like 5,000 views u shud be a possible candidate

  • how do you become a youtube partner

  • @mphillytv you have 10 times the amount of subscribers than i do!

  • nice im taking a graphic design as one of my electives, ill see what i can do.

  • enter me

  • i wanna win

  • Enter the Now Is The Time - Video Contest on ZipZapTV

  • 700th rating i did yes!

  • No it is not always $2.50. Have you read the adsense? I have adsense on a couple of my websites, its any where from $.05 to $5 per 1,000 views.

  • i just gave you 15 cents!

  • you get paid per 1,000 views. cpc It is anywhere from $0.05 - $5.00 per 1,000 views. So when you see videos with like 500,000 divide it by 1000 then x by at least .05 and thats a rough estimate how much they make.

  • no, its always $2.50 every 1,000 views.

  • Wow! So, let's assume Judson Laipply (spelling?...lol) is a partner. That would mean "Evolution of Dance" has made anywhere between $6,246 and $624,600 so far! (if my calculations are correct, lol)

  • do u know jumbafund?

    that channel made 2000 dollars in one month ;)

  • Yup, and it all goes to charity. ^_^

  • hes not a partner lol

  • Lol, I know he isn't. But that's how much he'd make if he was.

  • what are you talking about dude u can easyily tell

  • he's not a partner... and it would probably make more than 2 million

  • supermac18 commented my channel go look

  • lol funny random face at 1 50

  • :) nicee

  • you get paid between $5-$100 for a video

  • NO LIKE 20 CENTS

  • no you get ppv paid per view and everytime someone clicks the ads

  • No,15 cents a comment,2 cents a view. Souljaboy explained it on his channel.

  • Is it still going?!

  • how much do you get payed on avrage

  • u liar u get paid a freaking bunch

  • will i get lucky to be in a contest. even tho i hardly never get no comments or subscribers, for no aparently no reason

  • LOL 1:50 X P

  • he got partnered with under 2,000 subs?

  • he has 315,860 subs .,,,,,

  • yea about 16 months after he got partnered...

  • Ye but he got accepted to become partnered when he had just 2,000 subs. Is that so hard to understand ?

  • no 200,00

  • how do u become a utube partner

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  • i thought to beat the bots you just have to get a lot of veiws

  • No, nope! The vote botz can freeze your videos & stop your video from getting views! Plus, Youtube takes videos they dont like & puts them at the bottom of the barrel so they never get scene with more then 200 views.

  • ur hott!!!

  • just thought i would mention wen u were pointing towards the banners u pointed toward miley cyrus and i was just thinking that that would have really pissed u off if u knew and how it is ironic

  • damn. 2,000 subscribers?

    now he has a lot more (;

  • @GenSmilesx3 He said 1,000 :)

  • haha wow. this is when he had like 2k subscribers.

  • how do you even make banners? I want one!

  • I can make you one.

  • Nice little face when your saying how many megapikels it can be....can you say megapixels really slowly over and over in your next video?? hahahhaah

  • how do you get partnership on youtube

  • he's a happy motherfucker. he gets paid $2.50 every 1000 views.

    [video's current views] divided by 1000 multiplied by 2.5

  • wait, how do you know that?

  • thats not true you get paid per every time somebody clicks your ads

  • yes it is. every 1000 views you get 2.5 USD.

  • LOL ya. so far he got $130.05 for this video

  • what editing software do u use and dude ur awesome

  • lol u look so confused it was cute :D

  • u might of read my other comment but can u watch my vids and atleast comment it...were not that popular and it would be super cool if u did well bye...im not gay...ok im gay jk plz watch

  • how much do you get paid

  • 50 bucks

  • BULL!! every view?

  • What camera did you use for this video Mac?

  • He kinda mixes words, right?

    He said Adiós and in the Grocery Rap vid he said Fiesta and Siesta.. :)

    Ok, I was bored and I didn't know what to comment, so..... ¬¬, haha, bye ;)

  • Pause at 1:50 hahaha! You are hilarious I love your videos! :)

  • lol i got scared at 1:50 and then laughed

  • yes i sure did

  • DID YOU REMEMBER TO FLUSH?

  • he is in his bathroom lol!!!!!!!!!

  • lol ur right ans can u check me out

  • GoSh i Love hOw yOu sAiD ADIOS aT tHe EnD <3 So cUTe

  • Its weird to think now he has over 200,000 subscribers!

  • i'm guessing someone won already, because you have a blue blackish whitish theme lol

  • nice computer screen!!

  • can i still enter?

  • I think you can't, because he already have his banners

  • hahaha roflol moment at 1:50

  • hey its may 1st!

    ..ya kinda obvious.. just felt like pointin that out...

  • im shit at this pixel stuff cant do any of it,

    BUT i think your current one is awesome! (:

  • how much get paid?

  • wow, he under 1000 subscribers then, i have more then that now

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  • this is confusing technical stuff?

    :)

  • i just subscribed cause im a nice person x]

  • how mache do u make

  • he makes about 5-10 buks i think?

  • Per Cick?!?!?! Its nothing like it, its like 0.6 buks per click

  • im jealous you get paid for this

  • nvm 08 not 09

  • hahahhahahahah

    lol i was confused

  • ahah i was reading that like wtf? then i read your second comment. XD

  • WasteTimeChasingCars

    16 April 2008 <-- Uploaded 16th? it's only 12th

  • wow, are you stupid?

    2008.

    it's kinda.. what? 2009 now? yeah.

  • look at the date posted april 16th 2008...hahaha

  • ahh. i'm sorry.i lied. i was just skimming and didn't see the stuff aboveee. sorrryyy!!!

  • dude u r a genius

  • I LOVE U DUDE

  • what movie editing software do you use?

  • yeah lol i was just bored lol

  • dude posted a response with my banner :P

  • lol then ull make thousand sub vid, lol ur on almost 200k now lol

  • HES HOT!!! and that was due my B-day last year!! <33 you for picking my B-day!!!!

  • go mac

  • how do u get a partnership? getting alot of subers?

  • you have to get a fair few subs and video veiws, the veiws you get for your videos the more money google makes, so they find people who are getting many veiws for there videos and partner them to keep making more videos. SO yeah, you make videos u get a certain amount of veiws google will see that ur making them money they partner you to make moe videos so they get even more money and what they get from ur videos i think they give u half, not to sure about the money

  • hey you should have another banner contest soon!:)

  • your hot!

  • how much do you get payed

  • um the guy that posted before me has ander problems or somthing.

  • I agree well now that im under you its now the guy 2 boxes under has ander problems or somthing. lol

  • youre so sexy and hot i want you so sexy wright back

  • Dude...you should make a "David goes to the dentist" spoof

  • y is he in his bathroom?

  • Ohhh Shnapskies(:

    May 1st Is My Birthday(: