The Engineers' Drinking Song

[bwest1869]

WTH over? Join the Corp of Engineers then maybe you will learn how to sing it! !@BRAVO for life here too.

[izzybdog]

the army isn't the only place there are engineers. chill.

[dcfan2231]

@izzybdog but there is only one place for COMBAT engineers, the rest of them does not matter 12B for life!

[cantthinkofanameify]

Who gave you the right to sing this. If your not an engineer then keep your mouth shut. Go through what we engineers have to go through to even be called engineers let alone sing this. oh and you butchered it.

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

This is what happens when Engi has some scrumpeh.

[pazuma]

Dont know what this shit is but it aint Royal Engineers!

[GrounderTheRobot]

nope.avi

[ThisMansOpinion]

This recording could use a sound engineer

[steinceramics]

This is not the engineer Song!!! Three tours and over six years of training and you people think you have the right to sing this song! i had to earn the right!

[NinjaFight50]

@steinceramics Hooah!

[steinceramics]

This is not the engineer Song!!! Three tours and over six years of training and you people think you have the right to sing this song! i had to earn the right!

[RiseOfTheNerd]

Ryerson is better.

[joeols90]

Come on, it is supposed to be fun, not sound good... To much singing...sigh

[koolkona1]

ur not engineers this aint the engineer song

[essayons459]

mit you SUCK! unoriginal bastards...

We plan and guard your barriers, and we build your bunkers too,

And each and every war we prove what the ENGINEERS can do.

For in the thick of every fight, the cry has been for years

Come clear the pass, and save our ass, you god damn ENGINEERS .. essayons!

[soldierboy29]

Sassan Hussain was the leader of Iraq, coalition forces said we can't be havin' that, so he found a little hole, and tried to hide away, cause he didn't want fight with a Royal Engineer.

[soldierboy29]

We are we are we are we are the Royal Engineers, we can we can we can we can drink more than forty beers. Drink rum drink rum drink rum drink rum till it's coming out your ears. We don't give a fuck about anyone else who don't give a fuck aboutvus.

[phillycheesesteak142]

Johnny Depp and Russel Crowe are big time movie stars,

They date the hottest women and they drive the fastest cars.

But, ask them bout the afterlife and this is what youll hear,

When we pass on to a better life, we hope were engineers.

[carlosthepwner2]

Would have been better with 20 DRUNK royal engineers singing. .

[MrWhitelight111]

Pizza anyone?

[Stace600gsx]

What the hell was that? Its called the drinking song for a reason!!!!! Idiots!

[Indigenousduck]

Engineer Song

Tune: The hymn "Old Hundred"

An engineer told me before he died,

Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum,

An engineer told me before he died,

Ah-hum, ah-hum,

[MrRandomPerson]

are you sure it's old hundredth? the words dont seem to fit the tune..

[Indigenousduck]

An engineer told me before he died, I have no reason to believe he lied, Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum, Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum. He had a wife with a cunt so wide, Ah-hum..........etc. He had a wife with a cunt so wide, Ah-hum..........etc. He had a wife with a cunt so wide, That she could never be satisfied, Ah-hum..........etc.

[Indigenousduck]

So he built a bloody great wheel,

With two balls of brass and a prick of steel.

The balls of brass he filled with cream,

And the whole fucking issue was driven by steam.

He tied her to the leg of the bed,

Tied her hands above her head.

There she lay demanding a fuck,

He shook her hand and wished her luck.

'Round and 'round went the bloody great wheel,

In and out went the prick of steel.

[Indigenousduck]

Up and up went the level of steam,

Down and down went the level of cream.

'Till at last the maiden cried,

Enough, enough, I'm satisfied.

Now we come to the tragic bit,

There was no way of stopping it.

She was split from ass to tit,

And the whole fucking thing was covered in shit.

It jumped off her, it jumped on him,

And then it buggered their next of kin.

[Indigenousduck]

It jumped on an uptown bus,

And the mess it made caused quite a fuss.

The last time, Sir, that prick was seen

It was over in England fucking the Queen.

There is a moral to the story I tell,

If you see it coming better run like hell.

Nine months later a child was born,

With two brass balls and a bloody great horn.

The moral of this story is mighty clear.

Never fuck an engineer.

[jock4600]

this is fuckin shite.....i in the sqn bar on tour fuckin anywhere... cause we dont give a fuck for anyone who dont give a fuck about us...fuckin civvi twats

[suprTOONCES]

they are definitely not singing the royal engineer song.

[22fillmore]

MIT CPW!!!!!!!!!! My favorite time!

[ubique988]

WTF

This is a Royal Engineer song!!

Britsh Army!!!

WTF have these insipid morons done to a very old (200 year) song.

I was in the Royal Engineers for 17 years and I am totally abhored by what these tossers have done to this song.

My suggestion is "WRITE YOUR OWN SONG".

[ubique988]

UR a fuckin moron. The Royal Engineers were formed in 1400s and were the largest formation / unit of Engineers anywhere in the world from the 1700s. Get your fuckin story straight. The REs were singing this song before MIT was even thought of fuckwit. Research your history. Oh you havnt got that much of it have you. Doh. History of Great Britain.

[ubique988]

"UNDERGRADSTUDENT" sent me a message to my profile rather than sent it to the comments page. He / She said

"As a "real" AUSTRALIAN engineer with a fucking Master's Degree in HISTORY and who have actually done research on Godiva's Hymn I know for a fact it started at Massachusettes Institute of Technology. Nobody cares about how old the Royal Engineers are, it is FACT that the song was started by UNDERGRADUATES of MIT in the early 20th Century.

[Allyness92]

DARN YANKS

[marmolejo0591]

LAMEEEEEEEEE this is NOT how the guys sing the song Im married to a combat engineer I know the song by heart lol this is crap! is a drinking song not Broadway

[XxTeamHazMatxX]

Pretty sure MIT invented the song.

May not be the traditional way of singing it but it's still their song.

[KuBi1337]

Why are civilians singing our song? I'm a combat engineer...and this is just sad.

[punkslashhippy]

i always thought this went:

we are, we are, we are, we are the ROYAL engineers

etc

oh well i 'spose different versions for different folks.

its better when the folks aint sober too :P

[YouGruff]

Filthy treatment of a grand song.

[hanzaninja3]

again, fucking Americans stealing shit from the rest of the world, get fucking original. The royal engineers, and RAE earned this song, I would forgive them if this was the u.s. combat engineers singing it.. but fuck off

[ogutu2]

cool stuff

[MoLLoY5]

When we march into your towns the women give a cheer,

And when its time for us to leave they do shed a tear,

so u better be looking after your women and your beer,

Becasue they'll be coming home with a Royal Engineer!

[MrZamorano13]

They just ruined this song..Us COMBAT ENGINEERS fought our a** for this song.. Not some crappy MIT tards...

[gomerkyle9]

The Air Force and the Navy came to town to have some fun,

Down into the taverns where the fiery liquors run.

But all they found was broken glass, the Engineers had come.

The traded junk filled demo bags for gallon kegs of rum!

[JACMAN02]

@gomerkyle9

The Army and the Navy, they went out to have some fun

they went to all the taverns where the fiery liquids run

but the bars they found were empty for the Engineers had come

and traded all their instruments for gallon jugs of rum!

[KevinUndaho]

why didn't they do this at our CPW???

[Jimmie16]

I met an Engineer before he died ah hum Loved that song

[tischerpaul]

that's not an engineer song! I want the combat engineer song the army has! What a bunch of sandy vag!

[sborofootball62]

Im with you on that! I am a combat engineer with the 82nd airborne and they destroyed this song!!

[loonygrizzly]

I agree, im a student at CFSME and this blows

[Spanky00Cheeks]

Perhaps thats where it started (Royal engineers), but its now a tradition at practically all universities in various tunes. Don't worry, most of them dont sung in such a gay choirboy fashion. At first I thought they payed some unemployed music grads to interpret the song. But thats probably engineers singing here :(

You cant sing like this if you drink rum, or  have balls.

U of W

[Austyg]

dorks

[e2speedballr]

Why does the sound cut out for the last minute? Good job to the MIT engineering choir team, that was inspiring, to say the least.

[invisibledecoy]

:O what a way to hack the army engineers song!