Drunk man on bike

[Bigbone92a]

This is wrong

[SerjoMaksimov1994]

This guy was playing with a bicycle twist

[goonluv]

Vodka

[krisreckner]

CEREBRAL PALSEY MUCH?

[choongification]

title should be: bike on a drunk man

[maravel2007]

kwlorwsos blakas

[Bushmasta777]

What a disgrace! Nobody help this poor youth. Everybody laugh about him. Thats humanity.

[Artakserksis]

@Bushmasta777 would YOU go help him with everyone laughing?

[Bushmasta777]

@Artakserksis Yes,I would help him!

[fgv112]

g's someone better help the guy before a car runs over him!

[fgv112]

2:31 EPIC AUTOTUNE!

[Jeerka]

"heléé" pičo vykurvení pražáci (čecháčci) a jejich nářečí :D ... "viiiiiiiď" a to zasrané ý ... (zasraný.... aby vám došlo co myslím) ... žijete v čechách, ale česky neumíte ...

[nayfsnappedbanjo]

i had a dream this happened to me only last night

[TheSonofmatisse]

i can't quit laughin, that bike kicked his ass!

[samulo60]

@chrisflipsalot There is actually a samaritan at 2:27

[CodKingFunnyClips]

are u sure he is not retarded

[gh51popescu]

with that buckled wheel, i couldn't ride that bike either

[blackstarnevershines]

that was on an teknival called czektek.. its like a rave with 1-30.000 ppl.

hes probably very drunken or heavy drugged, like most of the ppl there.

so its "normal" no one helps.

because most of them are in the same state like him.

its a drugfestival, what do you guys expect? :)

[96JUSTIN]

See where I live we wouldnt stand around laughing we would surely laugh but laugh WITH him while helping him make it home safely. Maybe thats just the canadian way.

[maybach418]

Probably have to cut him free after awhile. I do tend to lack sympathy for people who cause their own degradation however.

[ChrisFlipsAlot]

Yeah its funny but damn is no one out of all those people gonna help this poor bastard? I would.

[Namibtraveler]

HAHAHAHAHA, diese Russen *_* *BLAAAAAAAAD*

[noxen900822]

2:27 just awesome

[lclovesu2]

I wonder why they didn't help him....poor guy

[esplorantes]

Sometime the worst enemy are the friends.

[Hit173]

damn people are messed up instead of helping they just stand there and laugh lol fucked up world we live in lol

[MrBreakyHeart]

Bike 1 : 0 Human :D

[Jeffbrem19]

I think the bike won this time

[DixonPhano]

This video was taken in the surroundings of a teknival in czech republic back il 2006 if I'm not wrong. It is very possible he was not just drunk, but either on *who knows* how many, and which, other drugs. Help me keepin this comment up for the truth's sake. Thanks

[mauromauro1957]

che cazzo ridete. imbecilli. voi siete peggio di lui..vergognatevi.

[Flopstar80]

If this were UFC the bikes take down and grapling game would be awsome

[G8M5Motherfukaz]

die-harten-maenner.de.to

[kanukster]

You know you're in trouble when your pants are around your ankles and there's a crowd watching.

[thehoff1982]

That bike kicked the shit out of him!

[nozanozanozanoza]

ジャスピン

[Slazfreska]

Yea thats the Absinthe factor.....thats just a normal day out to me this vid ahuahahah

[hopfenkaltschale]

OMG. wo war ich da mal wieder?

[Derhinterfrager]

Why helping, rather filming, eh ???

ASTISOCIAL ! DISGUSTING !

[kakar007able]

shame on all of than man they not help him sadddddd

[DIVINEMOTHMAN]

That's my nightmare aghhhhhhh fkn bike

[ytmachx]

Absinthe?

[ProneSyndrome]

At least he's wearing knickers, the proper cyclist apparel before setting on his journey.

[Kurveraj782]

drugs

[arnoldiusdiost14]

only in czech because most of the people in russia can handle alchol :P

[65NIXON]

Chesi pederi

[hippygrass]

Agreed

[77goldstar]

It's quite tragic that none of these fuckers could be arsed to help this guy ... Sure the guy on the bike is wankered and looking like an idiot. But in my opinion the real idiots are the ones standing round laughing like imbiciles ... Goes to show how backward the people in the Eastern bloc really are ...

[kolpower]

@77goldstar yeaaahhhh... because one incident speaks for the whole "Eastern bloc"

[sarlokkin]

@77goldstar The first time people help. the second, third...but eventually they stop helping you, you become a joke. I know :(

[32Anton]

i think he want s to fuck we bike,good job^^

[boomieke]

Nice toaster have you here :D

[brainstorming123]

in sowjet russia you dont ride the bike.

THE BIKE RIDES YOU!

[JohnMovie85]

only in Czech

[webster105]

kokot xD



[Risela88]

Fakt umiram smichy.Fakt dobry!!!Kde to je?A co Jste pili?

[ahnwmg5wrlrd]

what soviet russia ? :D lol haters ... that is czech republic.. i am from here :) .. taaak kurva češííí :D doleva doprava :D

[JerFhilm]

Is that a body rolled up in a carpet behind him?

[TSJILL2011]

Lol,YESS GURLLLLL

[xelfify]

Fake.....

[TheVitalec]

Некому помочь бедному! Устроили цирк, суки! Куда катится этот мир?!

[lasperg]

Pensei que só brasileiro que fosse sacana. Este pessoal deixa o bebado se matar com a bicicleta e não faz nada para ajudá-lo.

[TheBeemaster]

Bicycle vs Driver 421:0.

[dambers100]

this video is actually 1 hour long!!

[iKnowMan1]

funny as hell

[deserttony85]

Towards the end it becomes bike on drunk man.

[casmeistercl]

What a great moment for humanity, how have we survived this long?!

[rvhawkeye]

maybe he thinks it is a couch

[PsyneticSound]

das muss ja mal ne krasse Party gewesen sein wo der her kommt das scheint aber schmal passiert zu sein nur der liegt noch im Hintergrund hinter dem Auto Oo

[Backyardplay]

Next stage of the competition: Swimming

[metsfan784]

what a drunken mess

[PROUDTOBEIRISH2011]

hahaha iv been in states like dat meself ha

[kawa780]

mnogo e smeshen prosto e virhaaaaaaa

[Barndymineral]

Todo por no usar el auto, jaja

[TheBeemaster]

Don`t drink and drive.

[Zephirodt]

BTW : theres a dead guy in a bag in the background

[crank6666666]

a dead person in front of the car?

[MrMattharding1974]

Man I was in stitches watching this but I couldnt help but feel sorry for the guy as his mates stood around him taking the piss.

[MrDavlacar]

Owned by bike ^^



[DogofDestroy]

lol



[diflipid]

.....bounced czech....

[MrGranousty]

he fits totally his bike, or "bike kamasutra"...

[SuperBrokenpencil]

hilarious they all chess masters

czech mate

[MrIrishBilly]

I'm not sure which one of them is more buckled

: )

[filthysock]

That hangover is going to suck!

[tomcza69]

hes not russian, hes czech, you idiots :-DD

[klevenka]

This is not Russia.

[flute1234]

Idiots should be helping him instead of laughing at him, videotaping him and putting it on youtoube. The other idiot shouldnt have drank that much either. All in all a nice farm video.

[prinsessexitus]

czech :) ... it smy lang :)

[captianbloodful]

aww what a siily fool. i feel sorry for him. why does knobody help?

[HETPE3B91]

He is not a Russian. Why do you think that every drunk faggot is Russian?

[didis987]

@HETPE3B91 russian language dickhead

[ElectroHouseSOUNDS]

@didis987 They are talkin' czech not russian, stupid fuck

[stormtro0per]

@HETPE3B91 cause russia is a drunk nation

[yuriahtheman]

@HETPE3B91 Do We Really Have To Answer That?:P

[PortsmouthNoir]

@HETPE3B91 what makes you think every drunk is a faggot?

[GlobalAwareness2525]

@HETPE3B91

I'll answer that. Because we Americans don't know the difference from Czech and Russian, it's all the same to us, and our television always shows us that Russians love their vodka, maybe you can tell us what the difference is and school us, and I would have helped anybody in that situation, not just stood around, done nothing and laughed. I would have laughed and helped him at the same time, but he needs a ride because he will die if he gets rolling down the roadway.

[tru3r0ll3r]

@GlobalAwareness2525 noble sentiments concerning the inebriated chap, but sort out this global awareness stuff, these yank stereotypes of other nations are ridiculous.. I hope it's not fox news you're talking about, and their toys r us maps. The czech republic is in central europe, only about a thousand miles away from russia, imagine going from the canadian to the mexican border or something.. a fair trek distance wise and culturally

[GlobalAwareness2525]

@tru3r0ll3r

We see the stereotypes in Hollywood movies and sitcoms. It's amazing how much of that saturates the brain and forms the way we think. We are a brain washed Nation too stupid to know any different. But the fact we can learn the truth about people and the world through places like this is a marvel. The world is coming closer together & this makes it harder for the corrupt elite to have total control over our Nation (and the world) through awareness.

[tru3r0ll3r]

@GlobalAwareness2525 stereotypes are still hilarious and worth keeping, so be proud of hollywood movies/sitcoms, all that cheesy shit.. brainwashing happens everywhere, people are going to be ignorant out of a deprived education or laziness, I'm just some ignorant idiot anyway.. elites brainwash us to keep order or for personal gain etc, but you don't have it that bad, it's america not north fucking korea.. yeah I hope we do come closer, the internet's changing everything for good, and bad

[Slazfreska]

@tru3r0ll3r Well said!!

[GlobalAwareness2525]

@Slazfreska

Just because YOU don't care doesn't mean everybody in the world is a carbon copy of you. I am the least pretentious person you will ever meet. I don't pretend to be anything that you don't see right in front of you. I would toss his bike in the back of my truck and give him a ride home because I honestly would be troubled if he got hit by a car. I care, but knowing that you don't care about others then I would not lift a finger to help you.

[Slazfreska]

@GlobalAwareness2525 Hey i admire your empathy and compassion on such a subject however its just youtube fgs,i care more about ppl more than you will ever know this is probably a staged joke anyway....and by the way i have a masters in english & teach it and also speak 7 languages,the word roadway is never put together as one word in any lang...its pure americanism...thats terrible english sorry...take care

[GlobalAwareness2525]

@Slazfreska

I don't think anybody staged this guy getting his pant leg caught in the chain. This was already long under way before somebody decided to turn on a camera. I'm glad to hear you have some ability to be compassionate for people. I think it's critical to maintaining any kind if civility in this world. Not to say if you are attacked that you shouldn't violently defend yourself but there is no society if people don't help those in need.

[GlobalAwareness2525]

@Slazfreska

1

Life must be endlessly frustrating for you with such a high level of education. You must catch endless grammar & spelling errors. For many people just a step above the average society express their frustrations online. Wikipedia recognizes the word Roadway. You used the words "youtube fags", did you mean the true meaning such as cigarettes, or the later term, homosexuals? & is this an Americanized term, or did it derive somewhere else?

Word meanings evolve over time.

[GlobalAwareness2525]

@Slazfreska

2

This topic is interesting. The word gay in the 1950s only meant happy, are you feeling gay today? LOL. The word meaning evolved into meaning homosexual but is very loosely used today like, that video is so gay etc. Fag is a cigarette, faggot is a bundle of sticks but people often change word meanings over time & even create new words that never existed before, it's the constant evolution of language & If speaking like Shakespeare is proper English then forget it.

[Slazfreska]

@GlobalAwareness2525 Interesting indeed....i rarely use the word fags and if i do i use is it a reference to idiots not a derivative purtaining to homosexual tendency....actually where iam from a faggot is a condensed meatball made with wheat and other constituents...faggots....they very tasty actually :) (fag as in like 'meathead') but yes your right about how language evolves into slang of different forms.

[Slazfreska]

@GlobalAwareness2525 ( never knew faggot was a bundle of sticks though think i might of heard it before...not sure...cheers anyway you learn something everyday) & yea about the word gay cant be used in its true sense anymore it been twisted beyond all true meaning

[GlobalAwareness2525]

@Slazfreska

A

I never knew cultural differences and language usage was so vast. When I search definition for faggot I get the reference to homosexual but with continued search it references to the original English usage as a bundle of sticks which was derived from a French word. English was derived from many Latin words as well so it's interesting in your country how it's referenced then to use the word fag meaning meat head is something I never knew.

[GlobalAwareness2525]

@Slazfreska

B

It's like when I first encountered a British person. Even though he spoke English there were so many words he was using that I never heard before so I would look at him funny trying to figure out what he was saying. Later I studied and realized there are so many British insulting & swear words that I could be using just for the fun of it & many Americans would not be offended by them because they have virtually no meaning in America. LOL

[GlobalAwareness2525]

@Slazfreska

C

I laugh at the lady on my GPS because she is British and she says things like "go straight up" instead of keep going forward, LOL. She says things like "bear left" instead of veer left & I think it's because of her that I say roadway, but she says get on the motorway instead of highway or freeway, LOL, I keep my little GPS British robot girl because she makes life interesting & makes me laugh while I drive.

[GlobalAwareness2525]

@Slazfreska

D

I spoke to a woman who was taught "proper Spanish". She speaks to the Mexican workers & they laugh at her & ask where she learned Spanish & they explained that nobody talks like that anymore, so I wonder if that's like learning proper English such as: Janet, Janet, oh where art thou Janet? Come hither, lest ye miss the bus. LOL.

I honestly don't know what proper English is anymore but I try to form clear words that most people will understand.

[Slazfreska]

@GlobalAwareness2525 LOL keep your GPS girl for some entertainment :))) ...yea english is fascinating even to this day i can still pick up an oxford english dictionary flick through it & find words ive never heard of before or have fallen into dis-use seems words are constantly added too its virtually impossible to keep up with it,some words are so archaic as well they never get used especially by the youth of today,even slang words are placed in revised dictionaries now.

[Slazfreska]

@GlobalAwareness2525 As for the woman speaking Spanish to Mexicans the reason they maybe dont understand is because of an inherent difference in European spanish and latin american spanish,pronunciations of sounds are different,verbs,slang etc..they even use totally different words & conjugate different.The euro spanish pronounce c like 'th' mexican pronounce it 's',my spanish teacher was mexican she explained it all to me once i got to learn both types i guess LOL,hope thats helped a little :))

[Damian72a]

@GlobalAwareness2525

When I saw it first time, then I had the same thought (as you) in my mind: "Why aren't they helping him?"

After that I realized that this is how people sometimes react. People always look for someone worse than them so they can say: "I am a better man than this one!".

One started laughing and others did the same. This is also the way people act. One does the same thing as others just not to become the one out of the group.

Sad but true.

[AlexisCapri]

@GlobalAwareness2525 I think that's half the problem with Americans - you don't know very much about the world outside your borders.

[GlobalAwareness2525]

@AlexisCapri

I think because unless the American citizen is wealthy enough to travel abroad (most aren't), then we have all that we could possibly want right here in this country, and we can move about freely from state to state and live in diverse climates to fit our every desire, if we want to experience different cultures they are different from state to state in behaviours and mannerisms. There is often no need or desire to want to go anywhere else.

[Culturealimprovement]

@GlobalAwareness2525 dude, there are redneck in every copuntry.

[krsm5]

@HETPE3B91 I see know indication of his sexual orientation here? Why do you think everyone that is drunk is a "faggot"?

[jackster330]

@HETPE3B91 what a stupid drunk russian

[AbartsWorld]

vodka drinking russians

[EaZyxNoW]

Why are all the bikes in Russia funny looking and look over 80 year's old ?

[TheMarley2323]

its CZECH video captured after technoparty in the north of czech republic... just a lot of acid or I dont know:)

[SuperXxepicxX]

I cant blame him...i have been in the same situation

[mudaphucker]

Ride a bike pissed is almost as fun as driving a car pissed

[afittech]

Heelo from Russia.it`s no russia speak.It` Polyak or chech

[zottelmischel]

Thanks and Happy New Year 2012

[TCpcfree]

It´s Czech, not Russia

[tohsmir]

@TCpcfree Close enough :D

[mrmagicroundcircle]

@TCpcfree same thing

[imsmudgefree]

Shit - his friends show no mercy - life can be cruel.

[OutyMan]

It's halarious and aweful at the same time. It's the kind of laughing where a little bit of my soul escapes :(

[KouldB]

@OutyMan Well said

[81lamara13]

where the fuck are his pants?????

[DionWojk]

guy thats drunk is prolly havin fun bein drunk not givin a fuck and just fall over lol

[ahmedhamdydahab]

for this its forbidden in islam

[Slazfreska]

@ahmedhamdydahab So is everything else for that matter

[dannyhicks199]

HAHA i have no comment for this

[sportrules100]

Thats not funny it just shows how bad alcohol is, all the people laughing at him are just as bad as he is by getting drunk

[czJagermeister]

SORRY but its in our Czech Republic... And its not abnormal :D

[TheMobbyman]

lol alter..hätte ich das life gesehen, ich hätte mir vor lachen bestimmt in die hose gepisst

[Robot2037]

It is not russia, they speak Czech.

[zdravko812]

Thumbs up if u click because of picture :)

[hugolb]

Nobody noticed there is a body bag by the car's trunk? LOL

[whoaa27]

hes fighting with his bike haha

[lonelylokely]

Заебись, по пивку и на велик:)

[LuckysGamesCenter]

Nobody help him, what a fucking terrible world.

[karldking]

no one helps the guy russin ppl are

dirty dogs

[sphenoidjjj]

ahahahahahahahahahahahha too funny

[RottenRroses]

In Soviet Russia bike rapes you.

[drebko1]

@RottenRroses За твою наглость я бы тебе сам вдул !

[AnnettaAlan]

@RottenRroses It is not Russian language.

[BlueberryJam00]

@RottenRroses Soviet Russia no longer exists -_-

[VukakeParty]

@RottenRroses

it isnt russia

[ainaarinjsh]

@RottenRroses the videos not soviet, nor is it russian :p

[taimen111]

@RottenRroses eipä kuulosta venäjän kieleltä,opettele kielet pässi!!

[ffgzed]

xD epic :)

[tballs1992]

BLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH

[SCOREFIVE]

totally out xD

[SCOREFIVE]

he is fucked :DD:D:D:D:D

[WinzoIsAEpicFail]

What an amazing cyclist. How many tour de France races has he won? Surely at least 3.

[MultiGradius]

@WinzoIsAEpicFail

Armstrong must have looked silly, as he drove past!

3:00

XD