Jonah Takalua Rap

[BananaAnna99Others]

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE SO AMAZING?

Chris Lilley, you're definitely on my Wall of Legends.

[TheSuwoop123]

i qot a tonqan dick and its really quite biq hahahaha ,

[slushiiey]

Awkward moment when my name's Pauline aye? Lol, CMU thou :L

[Brightanyy]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA 'Get the rythym boys, you're fucking it up!'

[2010isovernow]

hahahahahahahah :L

[antoniorastaman]

mothafuka

[wrekshop2]

" being poly oh my golly" way to classic

[JPriebe16]

"I've got a big fro, i'm not a homo."

[tEiNeFREsH408]

Lmao," Poly. Poly. Poly. " lol .

[cheeahbuddiee17]

" Sir when is this shit over? "

[msteetah24]

respect your culture ? haha i kant take him seriously from dis video .. lmfao or any video !

[Samoankid310]

Kugi lau ufa, kugilau kai, kugilau muli, kugilau ufa...haha

[kiwinz98]

i wish i was leon, how awesome would it be to be jonahs besty

[KermitKat]

NOW ON ITUNES!!

[Pokemonminecraftdude]

I wish i could have him in my class

[shizannon77]

"My grass skirt doesn't cover my dick, cuz I've got a Tongan dick and it's really quite big!"

[FRIKINCRAZYBLACKMAN]

"Got an afro, not a homo" hahahaha

[JeffreyT800]

"bein tongan, come from the islands, respect your culture...yeaa mthr fucker"

LEGEND

[kassiegabriela]

I love how the polynesian babies are trying not to laugh. <3

[MrTNiko47]

Chris Lilly = genius 

[brotherhomie]

" My grass skirt doesn't cover my dick because i got a Tongan dick and it's really quite big"

[Abex9998]

theres a hot chick in the back round lol

[Mynameizjessi]

One of my favorite summer heights high episodes ever.. That guy ISA genius

[mistanature]

watch my nigga joseph when he starts speaking samoan.

[Amisonez1]

Is Jonah Samoan or Togan ? I love the part when he says - poly een is a hot mama, and i wanna touch her bummer. LMFAO . How old are they now ? iloveyouLeon. He is soo cute. And what is Leon, Samoan?

[CCC1235736]

He fuckin speaking samoan, th dick hahahaha

[CookieSWELLYY]

hahahahaha i gottah tongan dick and its realy quite big hahaha

[MrGamer57ful]

hu eva dislike is dumb

[siyill]

HAHA CRACK UP SHIT

BUT YEAH ITS GOT TONGAN WORDS AND SAMOAN TO.

[UltimateGamingHut]

being tongan come from the island

[SLRYTZ]

tonga !!! Motherfuckerrrr

[JanelleluvsHype]

Lol at when the boys start laughing HAHHAaAAHAHAA!!!!

[yeahwafflesgo]

I like the little Neptunes intro in the beginning

[jfasjkghuor]

keep the beat up boyz ur fucking it up LOL

[jfasjkghuor]

some 1 put the lyrics on this

[SamoanChild1]

The guy in the back looks like he wanted to laugh so bad. Hahahahaha. I LOOOOOVE JONAH TAKALUA <3 ;

[jahinaz]

LMBO....this is sooo bad but soooo funny!! hahahahaha

[noseexplorer]

Motherfcking GOLDEN , this was the best show ever !

[XxPeddie99Xx]

"I'm never going to go to jail because i'll get raped cause i'm male!"

[XxPeddie99Xx]

"I got a big dick hit my hand with a stick! Ouch" haha!

he's ace!

[LucyandJenna]

yeah tonga!!!!!!

[RockinSamoan94]

This is hilarious (;

[SLRYTZ]

mm yee MOTHERFUCKER LOL

[tiztiz12]

being a poly oh my goly!

[MizziProductions]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, motherfucker.

[pittsburghkingG]

being a fob got a big nob

[Crysaia]

by the way its not being a poly oh my godie its being a poly oh my goly dip shit

[vidzme]

what is the bit a 0:54 ?

[SumoQuirkey]

@vidzme Tongan Swearing.

[DRIzZLe698]

@SumoQuirkey it sounds Samoan to me?

[letiduzit]

@DRIzZLe698 yeah im sure its Samoan aswel? LOL

[jamiemorgan100]

If he was a real Tongan, getting a stick on his hand wouldn't hurt !!

[yellowman808]

They should make another season

[PregnantZebra]

best programe invented



[Voldermort39299]

That is relly funny polly im not a homo thats what he says

[hidenseekwejerk]

hahah this is funny azz cripsssss

[coke378]

bein a poly oh my godie hahahaha

[808thehapagirl]

damn this shit is original! :))

[tonytrexx100]

hees sayin samoan words for tongan!!!

[jayjaycallme22]

"Sir when is this shit over??" LMFAO!

[traeysaniee]

keep the rhythm boys! you're fucking it up!

LOL

[Avalibility1]

It's funny how it specifically says ' leave comments not lines from the clip ' but all i can see is lines from the clip LMFAO

[gillamin811]

MY GRASS SKIRT DOSENT COVER MY DICK, COS I GOTTA TONGAN DICK AND ITS REALLY QUITE BIGG.

[rebGARR]

mothafucka

[tEiNeFREsH408]

Hahahaha poly poly poly.

[karli292]

Jonah is heo HALARIOUS!!!! =]

[samoanpride562]

Tongan Tongan

[x0xbethaNyyx0x]

I've got a big fro, I'm not a homo

[TheGizzygirlnz]

jonah's actually the drama teacher

[tinasparkle231]

being tongan...eating horse, suck on sauce..lol

[TheLex808]

WTF lol :p xdxd

[TheTorabx1]

lool, What...a...guy!

[LoganHalaapiapi]

im a tongan

come from the island bitches

[LoganHalaapiapi]

im a tongan

[angesaur]

got a big fro im not a homo HAHAAH

[Ghefly]

muddafukka

[Biinko]

now this is fucked up, real mad as! :P

[sameairmax]

mmm yeah...motherfucker

[MsRandomette]

I got a big fro, I'm not a homo! <<<<

[HARRMONIZE]

KAGO LOU UFA, KAGO LOU KAE!

KAGO LOU MULI............ KAGO LOU UFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA

[TheSmiddo]

whats that hair style that leon has ?

like that blonde streak from back to front

[MARL33NA09]

AHAHAHAHA! im pree sure UFA & MULI is samoan! :LL

whatta LEGEND!

POLY POLY , GOT A BIG FRO IM NOT A HOMO! :L <3

[ColarPrew]

gongala OOFAH!

[duizda1]

What is happening?

[SarahhhMills]

MUTHAFUCKA!



[adamgergich96]

beating the horse, sucking the sause!!! ahahahahahahah

[hollydolly065]

mmmmmmmm motherfu*ker mmmmmm lol lol lol

[MidnightEve1]

AHAHAH fuck i love chris lilley <3

[miwi123xx]

my grass skirt doesnt cover my dick, coz i gotta tongan dick and its really quite big xDD

[NAhE121]

Das us Poly's(;

[slater908]

know one can beat jonah takalua seriouly

[nakitabassi]

keep the rhythm boys you're fucking it up LOL

[NGATUVAI2770]

i gotta big foh im not a homo

[bekimmm1]

muthafuka love the accident!

[COOKISLANDCHURCHGIRL]

its funny and weird how i know this whole rap . xD

[NzHeartagram]

4 people got raped becuase they're male...

[iamvidhi]

Keep the beat going  muthafucka! xD

[RubyRighteous]

Chris Lilley is frigging amazing.

[Heat300]

damn im high and this shit has me rollin lol hahahh

[rcamacho783]

too much.. too much shit from you. boys we gotta work this shit out. sire, when is this shit over?

[joex20007]

hot mumma i wanna tuch her tongar bubar

[franciscoravalli695]

sir whens this shit over

[avensena]

mothafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­

[MsTEARsz]

Lmaoo jonahs rappin bout tongans then raps in samoan!! Fuggn craaack up lads!!

[blooadong]

My grass skirt doesnt cover my dick because i got a tongan dick and its really quite big! Hahaha

[sydney624]

hahahahahahahahha

[meggiiehooperx]

got a big fro, i'm not a homo! ;D

[dotti8999]

I kno aye

[CDC314]

that kid on the drums cracks me up when he keeps laughing! XD

[ManchesterGirls85]

GOT A FRO, I'M NOT A HOMO

[chyaaitschanel]

LOL i love this.

[dotti8999]

Being Tongan come from the island respect your culture mm yea mother f**ker. Gotta love Jonah

[happiigiirl10]

gotta big fro im not a homo haha

[MyNameIsUmm]

gungana ufa

[physcokilerrr]

Sir, when is this shit over?

[x0xbethaNyyx0x]

its impossible not to like this!

[nethdaniel552]

yeaa unnn motha fuckaa

[dnkdnk320]

leon is epic :)

[daniraps96]

i fucking love jonah takalua!! :L

[VA0iFi]

no thats fcked up ! to much shit from you ! boys we gotta work this shit out ! sir when is this shit ova ?

"uhmm."

[mapili100]

Haha

[AKAjerkhawaii]

My grass skirt doesnt cover my dick cuz i got a tongan dick and its really quite big

[MsBeatport]

ive got a big fro im not a homo!

[tashaaboo]

@LittleRedCyclingHood: It's short for Polynesians..you know lslanders like Samoan,Tongan, Fijian etc. This is hella funny. He spoke in Samoan. Nice Job Uce. ChoooooooooooooooHoooooooooooo­ooo !

[LITTLEmissORIGINAL]

oh my god, i would not be able to keep a straigh face if this was my music class! i absolutly love shh jonah is a fucking legend!<3

[xxMidnightBonesxx]

I have the same pen as Jonah!!! Haha!!!

[bluehippie69]

4 people have small dicks! like if u agree

[bashbrother05]

Sir when is this shit ova?

[ADEAZE907]

being a fob cause i got a big knob

[MyNameIsUmm]

4 people didn't touch poly-neeisa's bumma

[KERSENTERTAINMENT]

im a tongan!!! bahaha!!!

...kago lou muli is samoan yah geek as!!!!

[emalayrox92]

Do Tongans really have big dicks???:) Why do they wear grass skirts???:/

[Xxemmanuelx]

@emalayrox92 traditions.

[Zinzy77]

POL-Y-NEE IS A.....hot momma

[MrKazrik]

the wun on the drums and leon are pissing them selves

[WILSTURR]

he says samoan words in a song about being from tonga ? LMAO

[bluehippie69]

@WILSTURR Fuck face shut up hes a fob they all say that shit from all the islands he a "poly"

[KadeeAndTameekaa]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

[570jaypee]

being tongan come from the islands

[RetartedGoat]

This Shit IS better Than Lil Wayne Lol Jp

[cmf1287]

never go to jail cuz ill get raped cuz im male

[808Slime]

sir when is this shit ova

[cheerleader4life647]

i got a big deek, hit my hand with the steeck. OUCH

[YouLeftMeWaiting]

haha this is awesome xD

[sleepgoodisgood]

hahaha the big islander at the back cant keep a straight face half the time

[viciousbby123]

bahaha this was hella funny

[azimiballer]

I don't know why no one has noticed but here: he's reading perfectly, but at the end of the series, he finishes off by reading his story which he has trouble with and leon has to help lol.

strange eh?

[SmokeyBeatzOnline]

2:09 that big guy on the left looks like he want ta punch jonah in tha face hahaha

[nrlcowboys7]

Jonah and leon are awsome

[Fehrlefrom29]

I gotta big dick, hit my hand with the stick...... ouch.

[742512345689]

@Fehrlefrom29

hahaha best line!

[jenvb01]

gotta big fro, im not a homo.

[FakavaKiller]

I wish the place I bought the DVD from had the special edition.

[lep0006]

keep the beet mother fucker!

[LockeyGirl]

i know the girl in the green dress sitting down, i work with her =]

[therealpcalc]

i love how he says ouch perfectly with the beat hahahahaha

[iheartsoccerrrrr]

Eatin horse fuck on sauce!. bahahaha. lfamo

[Sjones675]

Funny shit lol

[Wallgators]

mutthhaa fukkkaaa!!!

[TheInsideH3ll]

never going to go to jail cuz ill get raped because im male

[MJRLG]

Sir when is this shit ova. Hahaha this vid never gets old

[georgiabullbrook]

GOT A BIG FRO, IM NOT A HOMO!

[Kellen32]

hahaha 0:59 ufa..... hahahahaha for you people out there... ufa means "F*** you".

[brooksta10]

muthhhafuckka oh my goddie hahahahhahhahaha

[Electr0cution]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDD

thats the only thing I can say

[smileysel19]

never going to go to jail because ill get rapped because im male! hahaha!

[Yuichibiker16]

gotta big dick and beat my hand with a stick.... ouch XP

[99lakers]

LOL



[hxcpriincess]

hahah, ufa. xD

[MrInternetDude]

Respect your Culture mmmmm YEEE