IF YOU ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK AND READ ALL OF THIS, THEN THANX
i work my ass off 2 make good music, but its impossible 2 make it if no one ever hears me and its hard to get people to hear me when I have no exposure. I dont have the money for music videos or major dj's producing my music, so if you could, take a few secs to give me a thumbs up just so people know I'm busting my ass off. U dont have to like me or my music, but just gimme a chance 2 be liked. Subscribe me plz! Thanx. God Bless
i was over hear crying off this....... this the funniest shit in the world......that nigga Earth quake aint bullshiting..... He telling the straight up truth.....
Its always some dumb spoiled little racist white boy who aint got shit to do but go on to blacc channels and be racist.....fucc them, just dont respond. dont take that shit personal cuz its like yall feel they worth your attention. they aint shit themselves, let them be some kids....
@wjwfs Dog earthquake is one of the best to ever do it! When he talks about different races its FUNNY, Im mexican and when talks about us....Its funny cuz its true! So I agree with ya 100%
@ZombiiexTeam If you go back to the context you can see these, "its just a joke. he jokes about BLACKS, WHITES and MEXICANS" or either you tried to say, americans,africans,mexicans, or white,black,brown. But all mexicans are brown, some of them take care of there skin, but some of them didnt even when to school, and they work hours in the sun.
yall are too sensitive! i'm white, most think black people are lazy cause they're lazy as white people. mexicans work way harder than both of us. but back people got style, swagger. what do we white people got? i got a sense of humor, but most whites don't. just laugh. that's it- just laugh!
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haha....its great how there is no evidence/proof to your accusations...however, mine is completely backed up by every shitty/repetitive black comic out there. this fat bastard sucks.....
Humor like the truth is relative.What you find amusing others will find stupid.You don't like...well go listen to Jeff Foxworthy..WHy are you even on this page chief?
humor isnt relative you shit. jeff foxworthy is pitiful......humor is subjective...and this nigger is fucking annoying...same rhetorical shit any other black comedian spits
You white people on youtube are very strange!!! Why do you come to our channels with your negative comments? You don't see us on your channels with negative comments, because we don't give a fuck. You bastards come on our channels and flagg everything, just to be dirty. You like getting out videos off of youtube.
I laugh at you COWARDS that sit in front of your computers, in the safety of your homes and say nigger. I bet you have a ''BIG YELLOW STRIPE'' down your back.
If you even thought a black man heard you say ''nigger'', you would ''PISS LIKE A PUPPY'' It's sad that you have no life. You have nothing better to do, than to go to ethnic channels, using racial slurs, trying to get a rise out of people.
You're just another ''RCOY'' RACIST COWARD ON YOUTUBE. Go find a girl and get laid. LOSER
I think in correct English, you should have wrote:-
'our channel' means you are racist
or alternatively, "you're"
Also, "isnt" is not a word; it should be isn't (short for "is not")
Simple mistake to make, I know, but at least check your spelling/grammer before tapping your keyboard and placing yourself in the same proverbial boat!!
No, I think you are the "fuckin" prat here! Why should what you said be "understandable" and what is the essential difference? You really are a dumb ass shit redneck, possibly inbred!
This guy is freaking hilarious. Don't know why he's not more popular/famous.
He had this one bit where he's talking about the 12 year old surfer girl who got her arm bitten off by a shark but was back surfing in a few months.
"Man, white people are crazy...If I got attacked by a shark I wouldn't even take a shower for the rest of my life. I would be washing up in front of the sink. 'You're gonna have to come through that faucet to get me now, shark!"...LOL
This is from the Latham Comedy Collection. 4-Disc including The Original Kings Of Comedy, The Queens of Comedy, Latham Entertainment Presents, and bonus disc of never before seen material. It's worth every penny!
its so true I'm mexican and when growing up wearther it be cleaning the house or cuting the grass my mom and dad said the same thing "take a break when the job is done" then when I got older they added "lazy ass" at the end.
Earthquake - incredibly original, funny as hell. And while his excessive use of "nigga" and "bitch" may not be PC, you have to admit his incorporation and phrasing of these words makes it even funnier (sad but true).
To me, I think African American comedians are funnier than any other type of comedian - I just love the way they say "nigga this" or "nigga that." - It's so much funnier than when someone like Michael Richards tries to do it.
you wearin his shoes...you aint shit!...LOL...
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i work my ass off 2 make good music, but its impossible 2 make it if no one ever hears me and its hard to get people to hear me when I have no exposure. I dont have the money for music videos or major dj's producing my music, so if you could, take a few secs to give me a thumbs up just so people know I'm busting my ass off. U dont have to like me or my music, but just gimme a chance 2 be liked. Subscribe me plz! Thanx. God Bless
BIGDOGYB 3 weeks ago
Lmmfao
moefogle 2 months ago
good laugh.
mikepousti 4 months ago
:Yall ned to come in the house
:Fuck you nigga this all our daddy shit
:And how you goin say you better then they daddy and you wearing this nigga tennis shoes... you got on hanes briefs and shit
LMAO!
i0wnn00b5 6 months ago 3
@i0wnn00b5 lmfaoo
amtownsyou 2 months ago
he's the man
muclesmarinara 6 months ago
@srekal88 Yeah, its a shame they missed out on a
good laugh.
wjwfs 7 months ago
This dude should be apart of the new kings of comedy
tadbaby561 8 months ago
The funniest man in the world
laurie11106 9 months ago
i noticed with alot of the stand up comedies i been watching lately the audience laughter doesnt match wats going on.is anything real anymore?lol
gamervgd 9 months ago
Got murrudh
hemnetjer 10 months ago
10 people got fired from the Dry Cleaners.
wjwfs 10 months ago
U up here wearin the nigga tennis shoes... Got on Hanes... LMAO
kidsubscribe 11 months ago 3
Love him!!! GENIUSSSSSSSSSSS
preventcreep 11 months ago
damn bitch I love you but i wanna see another movie LOL
TheHappybunnybks 1 year ago
"What these bitches really want from a nigga? SOMEBODY LET ME KNOW!"
XD Earthquake rocks!
pokemadness1 1 year ago 3
DMX Shit!
yungmoneyD 1 year ago
my cousin funny like shit lol
MiracleSODMG 1 year ago
he be sayin the same thing
htel123 1 year ago
'This all our daddy's shit! LMAO!!!!
grlblu73 1 year ago 2
wat show was this?
Bmwright12 1 year ago
hes the most underrated black comedian out rte now or at least top 3 , this dudes jokes r clowning, the backward wedding video CLASSIC!
PillClinton19 1 year ago
dam dats funny as fuck
YvettePhil 1 year ago
lmao "i got $300 just use it where u can".
strauqq1 1 year ago
i like this one this is funny
310Simone 1 year ago
fuck u nigga!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao
jajagofed1 1 year ago
this just happened to me.. my fucking boss did that!!
bobwailer8 1 year ago
lmao he should be in movies etc.......period
sweetbee008 1 year ago
luther comedy
stopjones209able 1 year ago
I was laughing too hard when he talked about his friend watching that wedding video in reverse!
newagesoapopera1 1 year ago 3
I cried like a bitch when they fired me!
women be like Earthquake ALWAYS have somethin' new on! lol!!!!
oehieze 1 year ago
Earthquake my man!!!! Funny as hell
MrFrizzzyfrizz 1 year ago
this has never left my favourites, funniest shit ever!
stevewhu 1 year ago
lol!!!!!!
fifdaddy 1 year ago
wearing his tennis shoes..hanes briefs and sh*^ lol
newagesoapopera1 2 years ago
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GAGLY04 2 years ago
This Dude is the truth Chicago Stand Up!!!
BangStreetInc 2 years ago 2
@BangStreetInc too bad he's from Washington DC....LOL!
mmballa 1 year ago
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Hassan975 2 years ago
Early in this show, earthqueke talk about terrorist. I need to know sometime thats he said. " Hell No!, I am a nigga " or "F*ck no! I am a nigga
anyboby know??
pijey15 2 years ago
Actually that's from his special "About Got Damn Time." Look It up, I've seen it so many times, has me in tears everytime.
10USA 2 years ago
'you wearing the niggas tennis shoes''
lmfao
stevewhu 2 years ago
i was over hear crying off this....... this the funniest shit in the world......that nigga Earth quake aint bullshiting..... He telling the straight up truth.....
cbx25 2 years ago 3
damn this nig a beast on that comedy lol...having cable with jus one channel
55vsd77 2 years ago
you werain hanes briefs and shit lmao
anthonyrockshard23 2 years ago 2
crazy funny
raider1h 2 years ago
going tonight and tomorro!
thnkkng 2 years ago
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nigs are funny.
bittersylence1 2 years ago
crackers are too.
jordanav 2 years ago 12
dont say "cracker", say "sweiners" it means filthy PIG!
RuellAuled 2 years ago
finnally someone thinks of a new meaning for the word SWINE lmao
toonman81 2 years ago
FOREAL.
isaacgourrier 2 years ago
@isaacgourrier and i mean that too, use that word! dont say "cracker" say SWEINER ; ) and LAUGH and whey call you a "nigger"
RuellAuled 2 years ago
Don't say swiners say Zumbuki iT meens stfu lol
Robin444C 2 years ago
naah, im gonna stick to sweiner ; )
RuellAuled 2 years ago
this guys the best.
stevewhu 2 years ago
this is the funniest shit in the world!!...........rotflmao!!!!!
kendramperry 2 years ago 3
FUCK YOU NIGGA! THIS ALL OUR DADDY SHIT! lmao
loydboy1 2 years ago 8
lmfao, im thinkin bout seeing 1 of his shows this friday :D
541v4d0r 2 years ago 2
awesome!
jmac530 2 years ago
"Come home everyday smilling like the Joker". Hahahahah, Hilarious
MultiRollin 2 years ago
funny guy
MultiRollin 2 years ago
"...you gone have to take her to the moon...!" lol.
urbanr0cker 2 years ago 2
Its always some dumb spoiled little racist white boy who aint got shit to do but go on to blacc channels and be racist.....fucc them, just dont respond. dont take that shit personal cuz its like yall feel they worth your attention. they aint shit themselves, let them be some kids....
jontray87 2 years ago 5
marriage is like having cable with 1 channel haha....
youngrizzle2003 2 years ago
hahaha...damn this guy cracks me up
1retaliation1 2 years ago
that wuss mah cuzin daneil sorry about that!
MammazLokz 2 years ago
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Fuck u
Black mother fucker
Mexicans Rock
Why dont you go eat yur Fried Chicken and Shut the fuck up
MammazLokz 2 years ago
its just a joke. he jokes about blacks, whites and mexicans in the same stand up routine so what are you crying about.
wjwfs 2 years ago 31
@wjwfs they use the same material sometimes cuz other people in the crowd most likely never herd it
Awesomenizzleness 1 year ago
@wjwfs Dog earthquake is one of the best to ever do it! When he talks about different races its FUNNY, Im mexican and when talks about us....Its funny cuz its true! So I agree with ya 100%
GOMEZ760VV 1 year ago
@wjwfs Mexicans is not a color, please go back to school.
ZombiiexTeam 10 months ago
@ZombiiexTeam And I didn't say it was.
wjwfs 10 months ago
@ZombiiexTeam If you go back to the context you can see these, "its just a joke. he jokes about BLACKS, WHITES and MEXICANS" or either you tried to say, americans,africans,mexicans, or white,black,brown. But all mexicans are brown, some of them take care of there skin, but some of them didnt even when to school, and they work hours in the sun.
ZombiiexTeam 10 months ago
Shut up he talks bad about blacks to.Its just Jokes
LiveOpinion 2 years ago
@MammazLokz shut up bitch
doogaman77 2 years ago
never delete this.
stevewhu 2 years ago
"8 hours straight"
jbezy06 2 years ago 3
yall are too sensitive! i'm white, most think black people are lazy cause they're lazy as white people. mexicans work way harder than both of us. but back people got style, swagger. what do we white people got? i got a sense of humor, but most whites don't. just laugh. that's it- just laugh!
rockitboy19 2 years ago 5
saying da same azz shit
615oliver 2 years ago
King...just jump off a cliff. you really need to qet a grip on life.
qirlfrsh 2 years ago
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another stupid ass black nigger comedian talkin shit about white this and black that.....this sucks
KingAttle 2 years ago
And another short dick white boy ,wanna be racist ,commenting on the black channel.You are a fag...
stai12 2 years ago
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haha....its great how there is no evidence/proof to your accusations...however, mine is completely backed up by every shitty/repetitive black comic out there. this fat bastard sucks.....
KingAttle 2 years ago
Humor like the truth is relative.What you find amusing others will find stupid.You don't like...well go listen to Jeff Foxworthy..WHy are you even on this page chief?
stai12 2 years ago
humor isnt relative you shit. jeff foxworthy is pitiful......humor is subjective...and this nigger is fucking annoying...same rhetorical shit any other black comedian spits
KingAttle 2 years ago
You white people on youtube are very strange!!! Why do you come to our channels with your negative comments? You don't see us on your channels with negative comments, because we don't give a fuck. You bastards come on our channels and flagg everything, just to be dirty. You like getting out videos off of youtube.
dtown5 2 years ago
the fact you call it 'our channel' means your racist. and 'you like getting out videos off of youtube' isnt english. now, please go die
KingAttle 2 years ago
I laugh at you COWARDS that sit in front of your computers, in the safety of your homes and say nigger. I bet you have a ''BIG YELLOW STRIPE'' down your back.
If you even thought a black man heard you say ''nigger'', you would ''PISS LIKE A PUPPY'' It's sad that you have no life. You have nothing better to do, than to go to ethnic channels, using racial slurs, trying to get a rise out of people.
You're just another ''RCOY'' RACIST COWARD ON YOUTUBE. Go find a girl and get laid. LOSER
dtown5 2 years ago 7
I think in correct English, you should have wrote:-
'our channel' means you are racist
or alternatively, "you're"
Also, "isnt" is not a word; it should be isn't (short for "is not")
Simple mistake to make, I know, but at least check your spelling/grammer before tapping your keyboard and placing yourself in the same proverbial boat!!
diggsde 2 years ago
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theres a difference between what i said which is understandable as opposed to that shit that dumb ass nigger said....you fuckin prat
KingAttle 2 years ago
No, I think you are the "fuckin" prat here! Why should what you said be "understandable" and what is the essential difference? You really are a dumb ass shit redneck, possibly inbred!
diggsde 2 years ago
EQ reminds of the Macman...funny as a mother###...any1? any1? any1?
GeorgeJansen 2 years ago
My GOAT
damfkingdon 2 years ago
EQ is the new BM...any1? any1? any1?
GeorgeJansen 2 years ago
EQ is funny as hell
brightwood257 2 years ago
EQ reminds of the Macman...funny as a mother###...any1? any1? any1?
GeorgeJansen 2 years ago
yep i agree, dam he funny
brightwood257 2 years ago
yes sur...earthquake is to my bernie mac as to #23 James is to my new #23 Jordan...with much respect to Jordan and the Mackman
GeorgeJansen 2 years ago
characters i seen this dude play on shows and movies ...DAMN ...one of the funniest characters on tv...like everybody hate chris lol
brockf5 2 years ago 4
let me wear that shirt. I cant dog, he coming to pick it up tomorrow.
cb4077 2 years ago 6
One of the best ever!!! (underrated)
tw1704 2 years ago 40
@tw1704 Very underrated! But thats what makes him so dope, cuz those are some of the very best!
GOMEZ760VV 1 year ago
LMAO. the funniest 4 minutes of comedy ive ever heard. i lmao everytime i watch this.
brilliant.
stevewhu 3 years ago 4
EQ = The best
powarule 3 years ago 9
lol haha a brother wit 400 million cant keep a bitch
kingshodd 3 years ago 3
Here's $300, just use it wherever you can! lol!!
jeter81 3 years ago 2
Earthquake is hilarious!!!!!!!
bradybrade 3 years ago 5
he was funny as hell on laffapalooza
JayJuBo 3 years ago
I love Earthquake. I've never seen him NOT being funny!
stachowi 3 years ago 6
''i make 300 dollars a week'' ''i cant even help with the electic in this mother fucker''
LMFAO!
XD
stevewhu 3 years ago 2
Lmao. so funny :D
stevewhu 3 years ago 2
"My father died"
"Mine did too, What time you comin in?"
Nazz53 3 years ago 21
this guy is funny
bigbodigga 3 years ago 4
LMAO. Smilin' like the Joker!
Oracle13 3 years ago 7
This guy is freaking hilarious. Don't know why he's not more popular/famous.
He had this one bit where he's talking about the 12 year old surfer girl who got her arm bitten off by a shark but was back surfing in a few months.
"Man, white people are crazy...If I got attacked by a shark I wouldn't even take a shower for the rest of my life. I would be washing up in front of the sink. 'You're gonna have to come through that faucet to get me now, shark!"...LOL
torbaap81 3 years ago 11
MY side is hurtin' I'm only 2 minutes into it! Watches his wedding in reverse! That shit's hilarious!
8nevar 3 years ago 9
"A brotha with $400 million can't keep a b*(*&, a brotha with $100 ain't got a shot!" LMAO @ the way he said it.
10USA 3 years ago 9
EARTHQUAKE ALWAYS GOT SOMETHIN NEW ON
DYNAMITEKID54 3 years ago 7
you're wearing this niggah's tennis shoes, hahahaha
Yoga1978 3 years ago 7
"Yall need to come in the house.
- FUCK YOU NIGGA! THIS ALL OUR DADDYS SHIT!"
FeedMeComedy 3 years ago 7
i dont feel good... stay home stay home. Aint an excuse good enough for a nigga. my fatha died. mine did too niggawhen u comin in hahahaha
crushnaasty 3 years ago
My favorite joke on here is when he said his friend watched his marriage tape in reverse...funny as hell..
KizaSoze25 3 years ago
so funny. brilliant!
stevewhu 3 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHHA!
sinistha6 3 years ago
BIG MAAAAAN>>!
kadiisha08 3 years ago
This dude is funny as hell.
MDoggDX316 3 years ago
support this dude he is funny.
wapminnin 3 years ago 6
A nigga wit $400 aint got a shot!
mrherndon84 3 years ago 5
Mexican make niggers look bad! LOL!
prayfertrey 3 years ago
"They fired me for wearin other people shit. I be at the club women be like Earthquake always qot somethin new on."
Hahaha. =]
FeedMeComedy 3 years ago 12
u gon have to take her to the moon lol
iloveparadyse 3 years ago 2
How u gonna say u better than they father.. you wearin this niggas tennis shoes.. you got on hanes breifs n shit.. LOL
buttmofo 3 years ago 3
"THIS ALL OUR DADDY'S SHIT!" ha,ha
pasguato77 3 years ago
what these bitches want from a nigga!!
somebody LET ME KNOW!!LOL
karlsylvain 3 years ago
l0l
fomeni 3 years ago
This is from the Latham Comedy Collection. 4-Disc including The Original Kings Of Comedy, The Queens of Comedy, Latham Entertainment Presents, and bonus disc of never before seen material. It's worth every penny!
reneecoxen 3 years ago
haha, this dude's so funny...
astheylaydying 3 years ago 2
lol this guys demented
d3p3ch3mod3 4 years ago 2
I just saw him live at the Improv last weekend... funny as hell!!
Dinoz10 4 years ago 2
This nigga super funny.
Hyphy00 4 years ago 2
omg too funny ... i am dying. earthquake is the man
xdebeers 4 years ago 3
sick guy
reno8810 4 years ago 4
how u gonna say u better than their father, When u wearing this Nigga tennnis shoes Lmao. oh shit thats my SHYYYYTTT
akaricky 4 years ago 3
what special is this from?
sirdaveysockrocker 4 years ago
lmaoo... Respect to this dude.
vonversace 4 years ago
"how you gonna please a girl wit 400 million at her disposal? you'd have to take dat bitch to the moon, or some place!!" lmao
cicta 4 years ago 3
finally a real comedian... Respect.
furrealjoyful 4 years ago 6
funniest mother fucker
jahrock69 4 years ago
MEXICANS MAKE A NIGGA LOOK BAD!!!!!!!
818jessejames 4 years ago 6
its so true I'm mexican and when growing up wearther it be cleaning the house or cuting the grass my mom and dad said the same thing "take a break when the job is done" then when I got older they added "lazy ass" at the end.
lonewolftheblack 3 years ago
A legend indeed...
Nazz53 4 years ago 4
yall need to come into the house,Fuck you nigga
bcbp14 4 years ago
man is a legend in my book, been doing this shit for a long time and still very funny
OTKP 4 years ago 5
this shit is hilarious!!!
makavelifiasco 4 years ago 2
what do these bitches realy want from a nigga ..somebody let me know
lol hahha
easyhd 4 years ago 2
LOL "THIS ALL OUR DADDY'S SHIT"
villanuevaoscar 4 years ago 5
fuck u nigg this daddy shit lol
ghostjumper 4 years ago
GENIUS!!!!
inafix 4 years ago 2
THEY'RE JUST GONNA GIVE US ANOTHER ROOF! lol
NeRDBReD 4 years ago 6
he gives dave chappelle competition
juanchile15 4 years ago
lmao lmao lmao
dwayne1421 4 years ago
Earthquake - incredibly original, funny as hell. And while his excessive use of "nigga" and "bitch" may not be PC, you have to admit his incorporation and phrasing of these words makes it even funnier (sad but true).
b1dgdbx 4 years ago 2
That's right it's funny cuz it's true
bacampbell2 4 years ago
i can watch this over and over and still laugh just as much as the first time.
a brother with 400 million cant keep a bitch!, a brother with 100 dollars aint got a shot!
LMAO so true.
stevewhu 4 years ago 5
To me, I think African American comedians are funnier than any other type of comedian - I just love the way they say "nigga this" or "nigga that." - It's so much funnier than when someone like Michael Richards tries to do it.
ostlh77ostlh77 4 years ago 3
I dont know mexicans are bretty funny
lonewolftheblack 3 years ago 2
He is so funny
rumboggie3 4 years ago
mrtexas05 - thanks
stevewhu 4 years ago
what does he say at 3:55?
this guys hilarious, one of the funniest american stand ups.
stevewhu 4 years ago
"How you gonna say you betta than they father...you're wearin this nigga's tennis shoes"
mrtexas05 4 years ago 4
this is hilarious
stevewhu 4 years ago
This our daddy's shit!! Earthquake is ridiculous!
Jeazy1977 4 years ago
mann this dude is off tha chain
KINGSAM02 4 years ago
never heard of him
ivanrivera22 4 years ago
he had a HBO Half an hour comedy show that was hella funny
pilotmburu 4 years ago 2
this the funniest dude lol
cakesauce56 4 years ago 2
eye watering funny.
vonversace 4 years ago 3
best comedian
man23udig 4 years ago 2