The Chaser's War On Everything - Andrew Hansen - Rancid Amputation

[SatanFang]

Haha, stupid fucking government.

[aztecman1000]

RAPE THE LIMBLESS CADAVERS XD!!!!!!!!!!!! times 10000000000000

[lordlacolith]

Richard Cheese, eat your heart out!

[finnyliverpool89]

Chas and Chris are pissing themselves on the couch at 1.38-1.40. Can't blame them, It is the best part of the song. 

[kimberleyseetoes]

HAHA best cover ever

[louisallowooshusI]

I'LL SWALLOOOWWW YOUURR PPPUUUUUUUSSSSS

[SWI0001]

CANNIBAL CORPSE FOREVER FUCK YEAH!

\m/

[jessisnacorn]

I seriously miss Andrews songs! he doesnt do this on The Hampster Wheel :(

[Th3RussBus]

I proposed to my wife to this song. And we made love to the Cannibal Corpse version

[Titant2]

This guy needs to do an anal cunt cover... XD

[WiggyWarriorI]

Cannibal Corpse <3 haha same with the Chasers. :)

[VolitileArt]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVVVVVEEEE IIITTTTTT better vocals than the original :P

[MrTheownageman]

i will eat your PUSSS

[FrankyD3818]

@Fishyman203 fuck you

[NameNotAlreadyTaken2]

one time my local radio station used part of a cannibal corpse song in an ad for a car dealership. one of those testimonial-style ads that companies have the radio station do for them.

[xinic5]

You know there were violent songs like this back then. And I don't think anyone bitched about it. Look at Butcher Pete, which is violent and is a hidden meaning of a man having sex with women.

[jarrod6935]

andrew hansen=one of the funniest aussies

[aussiedutchukrainian]

no one can say that this lyrics have any meaning or value...i mean, come on...

[gaga5000]

@aussiedutchukrainian this song is clearly about a love story between a man and the girl. Its a fun-filled romantic song that the whole family can enjoy!

[megadeth652]

This is hysterical!

[conolacague]

classic! ahhh i miss the chaser guys

[zombiefromsaturn]

this is so much better than anything cannibal corpse could produce on their own. ^__^ I love andrew hansen. ♥

[tsuishanlam]

NOw I can see that impossible is nothing, no one on earth with a right mind can thinking of death scenes as such and put them in rhyme at the same time. kinda funny... Loving andrew~

[VULGARTRASH]

@Fishyman203 I love Cannible corpse and all but most fans just like them for the attention

[Hardstyleror]

Hail Cannibal corpse 

[anaemia]

This was funny. Funnier when Richard Cheese did it first, though.

[bookworm266]

@Fishyman203. Liking death metal doesn't mean you have better taste than anyone else, or have you have supreme hearing. You just like different music to someone else.

[0livia0live]

The lyrics sound like they're supposed to be funny in the first place, haha

[Tanzerify]

I like the chaser, but always hated this band, its wrong vile and deserves to be stuck in a cadge in some shithole country

[enzioful]

@Tanzerify Die.

[Tanzerify]

@enzioful

you can go with them

[IRuleDisWorld]

whats the song in the video that gets played.

[Twitcheth]

@IRuleDisWorld Sentenced To Burn.

[idratherbemoshing]

As much as u idiots would like to think we metalheads are not retards we do not take these lyrics seriously but I guess you would like think that because we listen to " scary" music, grow up.

And to the cannibal corpse fans who take offence to this skit, Its funny don't be so defencive.

[lanbir]

@Fishyman203 Metalhead ripping on mainstream music.  Never heard that one before!

[blitz541]

what the last part? Rape the limbless "cadabras" whats that?

[Prongshorn]

@blitz541 Its actualy Cadaver which is another word for a dead body . :P

[MiddleSeventhCircle]

Personally I don't like cannibal corpse because of the lyrics. I don't give a fuck about necrophilia but bands like Acheron, Behemoth and Morbid Angel are beautiful. It's ironic for a screamo fan to say any other type of music sucks. This song is hilarious. The lyrics go well with this style.

[Nidaime299]

fuck this prick

[WAD0005]

@Nidaime299 obviously your a cannibal corpse fan who is angered by the cover

calm down it's just a joke don't take things so seriously their only a band

[XxmikelETFxX]

lol...i think people need to lightin up..this is just a parody a little bit of fun...i honestly like this and ima death metal fan ive seen countless death metal groups...ive been ina couple of bands my self doing vocals

[demazphantom]

Yeah the quality of the one with a mil views got nerfed....annoying

[demazphantom]

still funny

[EnzzFTW]

i like screamo but that band is fucking terrible

[stephab13]

I would probably appreciate Death Metal if they turned the distortion off...

Wow, Andrew I swear has the most flexible voice known to mankind. I'd love to see him actually do death metal though!

[skwerlywrath]

This pleases me.

[Cyanarchy]

Yep it's real difficult, that's why thousands of bands do it.

[Hanook21]

almost better than the original version :D

[Cyanarchy]

Growling requires no skill, and completely ruins whatever the song sounds like.

[Cyanarchy]

I dislike country, hip-hop, and the Jonas Brothers as well. Melodies? Ha! Skill? Ha! These things make me question whether or not you've ever heard a death metal song.

[Nemesiidae]

@ Cyanarchy

You think there is no skill in Death Metal?

Pick up an instrument and try to learn one of these songs.

They use scales, arpeggioes, great timing, speed, temelo, tripplets, all of the mixed into one super fast riff which is played by distortion. If you turn off the distortion, it sounds like a fast blues or Jazz.

So fuck off you faggot until you know what your fucking talking about.

Thank-you =D

[legerix87]

@Nemesiidae I personally HATE death metal, but i completely agree with you i will always respect musicians no matter what they make, and especially the instrumentals they put into deathmetal. Your right people do need to think before they talk

[andrevvvvv]

@legerix87 So you are saying you should respect musicians no matter the lyrics, too? In that case I strongly disagree. Besides these lyrics being socially unacceptable, they also just don't make any sense whatsoever. In my opinion the lyrics are an important part of the music, and if the lyrics are crap, I really cannot respect the "musician" at all. I do recognize death metal as music (although I despise it), but I will never respect it.

[atheisttotindekist]

@andrevvvvv ; Then listen to some In Flames and Paradise Lost... then come back and tell me you can not respect those bands at least.

[andrevvvvv]

@atheisttotindekist Point taken. I meant to say "Canibal corpse" where I said "death metal". Didn't mean to generalize. I do recognize Canibal corpse as being music, but I will absolutely never respect it (for the plain reason that I won't respect anyone to even say such words out loud). As for Paradise Lost; that's hardly deathmetal nowadays. In flames is deathmetal but much more melodic - I like that to some extend.

[llinkmang]

@andrevvvvv Metal with gory lyrics could be compared with certian Horror movies; a theatrical (or musical) representation of pure repulsiveness. Now the question is if you can stand back and enjoy it for what it is --- without feeling personally challenged by the unconventional qualities these two non-mainstream forms of art (horror movies and death metal indeed) entail. I for one am greatly intrigued.

[andrevvvvv]

@llinkmang Your comparison with horror movies got me thinking and to some extend you do have a point. Still I would say that in a horror movie it's much clearer that it's fiction. I can imagine that people with mental issues could be driven mad by such lyrics, whereas with horror movies it'll be much clearer that it's fiction. Of course I completely respect how you look at it, but generally speaking there are far too many retards in this world who may misinterpret these lyrics for reality.

[llinkmang]

@andrevvvvv Fair enough, but now another question arises; would the death metal be to blame, or the (already present) mental retardation? It's kinda like the violent-video-games-lead-to-vi­olence discussion, and most media at some point in time get pointed at for (causing) violent incidents.

I'd say blaming an igniting spark for an explosion in this case would be to overlook the tons of gunpowder already present. Blaming death metal, I'm afraid, doesn't end the story of crazy people..

[andrevvvvv]

@llinkmang Agreed, but as with everything else, there are limits. The lyrics in this particular song, far surpass those limits. The "killing" part is not so much the problem. If a war veteran would sing about how he killed an enemy, that's completely different from singing about raping a dismembered body without any apparent purpose (as if there even could be any). That's just promoting and provocing lunacy - which should be illegal by itself if you'd ask me.

[enzioful]

@andrevvvvv It should be illegal to be insane? you insensetive arsehole shit.

Ps:Cannibal corpse rapes you.

[enzioful]

@andrevvvvv You my friend,are a cock.

[Cyanarchy]

@Fishyman203 Death metal is a disgrace to music.

[InsaneGuitarPlaya]

With every comment you put, you will get a thumbs down from everyone (Y)

[Cyanarchy]

@InsaneGuitarPlaya That's just because all the people watching this video probably found it whilst searching for the ACTUAL song.

[craziem0r0n]

holy crap! that is the coolest song ever, once you

get over the yuck factor. i added it to my

favorites! heehee! i love it!

[Zaku447]

The Chasers are so fucking funny. Thanks for uploading, dude. That song is dark though

[Rolera]

Thanks for uploading! They're awesome!