I seriously think these guys are pretty good. Maybe being Todd (the lead singers) cousin has something to do with that though. So please guys dont leave negative messages, it hurts if you try your best. Anyways, Todd can sing much better in the shower..dont ask me how I know that. If you think Todd should leave the band say Heyy Todd
p.s. dig these dudes for the courage to contunue to entertain when they know it's bad. you and I like this because it makes us look and feel good about our own bands.It's funny, yes, but also sad.They wanted to put on a good show.we all do.
I like them!.I've been a cover band bassist for so many years to keep soup on the table that I really hate the bar songs.This,Sweet Home and Mustang.I realize I could have said no and do something else.after writing my own songs,my band would not play them with me So,in hearing this I can only laugh at myself and the musician I was and am trying to be.
When I was first learning how to play, I was awful just like most people. I had the decency not to expose anyone else to me learning. These assholes pick up their instruments and probably 15 minutes later, play a gig? And do such a terrible job they get "famous" on youtube? WTF? You guys should really be ashamed of yourselves. You bunch of redneck jackholes have disrespected everything that is good about the classic rock songs that you have violated. I hope you all die in a fire.
I think it just needs a touch more reverb. Maybe fold it back in with some phase distortion. Then for the best Stereo effect - get in a plane and flay a long long long way away until inaudible. Hey presto!!!! Instant musical acceptability!
You know how at a sperm bank they give you porn mags to encourage you to cum, well if you want to kill yourself and you have trouble going through with it, they show you this.
I think this must be some kind of free-style thing; nobody knows what the hell the others are doing and so on...at least they're somewhat in tune, me thinks.
@davedoggy well there is another video of this very same band(in different clothes) singing cocaine in front of the same music store so the old saying "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me " definitely applies here, lol.
1.) drummer does not count in with a 1-2-3-4 stick click
2.) drummer cannot even play an easy 4/4 beat
3.) everyone else playing on a completely different time signature
4.) singer has lyric sheet he is reading off of
5.) chopped off about a minute of the song
I had to stop at 5 for room on here. At what point in their rehearsals did they say "OK guys we are ready for this gig". I would bet they never got through this song once where it sounded good.
Great actors. I couldn't keep a straight face doing that intentionally. On the other hand, if they seriously think they are a band, their instruments should be taken from them and burned, the guitarists fingers chopped off and the vocalist's tongue removed..... but somehow I don't think that would be enough.
All five guys are keeping different time. LOL. Its like they are ALL trying to figure out a tempo, the WHOLE song. LOL. It would not be that bad if they could find the same tempo.
It's like they can see or hear each other. Perhaps someone has inexplicably heated their instruments to 400 degrees. The singer's gettin' laid for sure.
I think I figured it out, they're counting to 5 each measure. 1:55 LOL I think he mouthed a lyric not in the song...please send more videos of these guys.
I quit the band and I was better than these idiots. I quit the band because I didn't want to be some washed out man boy like this lead singer. Grow up, asshole. This isn't 1985 anymore.
Thumbs up if this song makes you want to do cocaine, then gather up four people that can't play music and go down to the music store and sing about how awesome cocaine is.
I seriously think these guys are pretty good. Maybe being Todd (the lead singers) cousin has something to do with that though. So please guys dont leave negative messages, it hurts if you try your best. Anyways, Todd can sing much better in the shower..dont ask me how I know that. If you think Todd should leave the band say Heyy Todd
TheMeister31 1 day ago
With the tune from this guy
You're gonna need to get high (on)
Cocaine
pajmf 3 days ago
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NailgunDeath 3 days ago
I think its a little sad for them.... but I go like LOL
bas0704 3 days ago
Noooo man lets play everything the same but different man.
iota1122 5 days ago
Learn the lyrics? FCK DAT!
SaturnElena 1 week ago
Love the lyric sheet
kittywhiskerz 1 week ago
oh dear!
robelinda2 1 week ago
the sad thing is... they have clearly spent A LOT of money on equipment because they have decent stuff. Should have spent it on lessons
carsella2004 1 week ago
If there ever was a reason NOT to do drugs then this is it
jemman777 1 week ago
They're doing the odd-time-signature version.
perrymac 1 week ago
@perrymac its in 4/Pi time
daltonplaysthesax 1 week ago
mfw orange amp. o.o
splendid696 1 week ago
lol love the guys talking in the end lmao
2hotdownunder 1 week ago
that guitar player got to be the worst i ever heard
chromaticking 2 weeks ago
0:27 moves the shoulders "it goes as it goes"
Carlovfx 2 weeks ago 2
@Carlovfx kinda sums up what the whole band is thinking (I hope!!)
yorkshiremikey 1 week ago
we should make the prisoners at Gitmo listen to this over and over...they would talk, I promise..
HighTechVigilante 2 weeks ago
No-caine by Eric Crapton.
ChocolateHoneycomb 2 weeks ago
p.s. dig these dudes for the courage to contunue to entertain when they know it's bad. you and I like this because it makes us look and feel good about our own bands.It's funny, yes, but also sad.They wanted to put on a good show.we all do.
rightfuzzball 2 weeks ago
I like them!.I've been a cover band bassist for so many years to keep soup on the table that I really hate the bar songs.This,Sweet Home and Mustang.I realize I could have said no and do something else.after writing my own songs,my band would not play them with me So,in hearing this I can only laugh at myself and the musician I was and am trying to be.
rightfuzzball 2 weeks ago
maybe they should take some cocaine.. it would make the song get over quicker
StevieLaughlin 2 weeks ago
im not sure whether to like this video or dislike!!!!
bass234 2 weeks ago
I went through each video of the cover songs they did and I'm wondering why the hell the audience did not stop this massacre.
elgio1077 2 weeks ago
Im sure the band would be at least a little better without that assnard singer
EulogizeMe43 2 weeks ago
this is how chuck norris is going to commit suicide....thanks
acdane2010 2 weeks ago
its kinda ironic, the sign behind him says MUSIC :)
angelinodecaesteker 3 weeks ago
The lead sing reading the lyrics just tops this off... LMAO!!!
skipplet 3 weeks ago
They got so many clap. There is so many person there.
WeagleWeagle4220 3 weeks ago
Counting? Valium's? Listening to the song? Wonder which one they did?
TheMbeagan 3 weeks ago
i think the drummer actually knows how t play but literately cant
Kuhlyedascope69 3 weeks ago
there's no way they took cocaine. cocaine is an upper. this performance should be called heroin.
bobtomg 3 weeks ago
Sjeezus !!!!
gerrieduin 3 weeks ago
'Slow hands' meets 'slow singer'...
164Q4 4 weeks ago
love it when each member of the band has his own tempo
ArianeQube 4 weeks ago
@ArianeQube My thoughts exactly!
ijosef 2 weeks ago
Is that mr gilbert from the inbetweeners singing lead there?
0MrRib0 1 month ago
@1:30 are you done with that solo already???
charlyfariseo84 1 month ago
Dear god this is like watching a live action "shreds" video!
ericco79 1 month ago
That was a really good song! Yeah....GOOD AND TERRIBLE! *shakeshead*
mickmoart 1 month ago
I no like. I no like. I no like. This band.
simplechaoticmachine 1 month ago
Id have to be heavily be on cocaine to be in that band!!
Ashmusic8 1 month ago
Anybody notice that the guitarist has still hot a tuner on the headstock? (NOT LIKE IT'S HELPING)
And yeah, let's clap the pain away...
IronBrotherDraganna 1 month ago
I don't get how every single "player" if you can call them that, was playing to a different beat or tempo. Wow. Stunningly awful.
TwangEmHigh 1 month ago
The song was written by JJ Cale!!!! Not Clapton!!!
eatmyduckeggs 1 month ago
don't insult tim and eric like that.
wired14 1 month ago
Definitely not cocaine....heroin...yeah...heroin.
cj33ward 1 month ago
If it not for the description, there would be no way anyone could tell this song is actually "Cocaine" :D
josidiah 1 month ago
199000 + views, i see what is the best way to be famous...
ochaiba 1 month ago
If you wanna die, just listen to these guys, OK. When the band isn't fun, you wanna run, OK. It's not right, It's not right, It's not right. OK..
5uspended4nimation 1 month ago
I think at 1:55 the vocalist realizes and mumbles an aphorism.
monkspriestsandhorse 1 month ago
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aft3rgl0w 1 month ago
That drummer is spot on.
plzBSirius 1 month ago
These guys should have done some cocaine first.
Stringprodigy 1 month ago
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UFOIST 1 month ago
This is like a tim and eric sketch...
hairydeath 1 month ago
Singer : "Let's play cocaine!"
Bass Player : "Cool, I love Purple Rain"
Guitar Player : "Singin in the rain, lets do it!"
Drummer : "Sure, Night Train sounds like fun"
Singer : "1, 2, 3, 4!"
Khaddar 1 month ago 67
@Khaddar LOL.
merocket 1 month ago
@Khaddar looooool man you made my day :D :D
one of the most clever comments i ever saw
MrMisharos 1 month ago
Haha, I love the two guys talking at the end about how terrible that was.
Dlavernia 1 month ago
The "singer" is trying to figure out why "she" don't like cocaine ... because he loves it.
jarredsutherland 1 month ago
When I was first learning how to play, I was awful just like most people. I had the decency not to expose anyone else to me learning. These assholes pick up their instruments and probably 15 minutes later, play a gig? And do such a terrible job they get "famous" on youtube? WTF? You guys should really be ashamed of yourselves. You bunch of redneck jackholes have disrespected everything that is good about the classic rock songs that you have violated. I hope you all die in a fire.
TheMikeG318 1 month ago
Between that and the dreadful Floyd cover, these guys are so bloody talentless they could easily win x factor lol
howards154 1 month ago
It sounds more like they ran out of cocaine...
Reveiledmurderer 1 month ago
i watch this for a good laugh every once in a while
BeatleMonkeegirl15 1 month ago
I think it just needs a touch more reverb. Maybe fold it back in with some phase distortion. Then for the best Stereo effect - get in a plane and flay a long long long way away until inaudible. Hey presto!!!! Instant musical acceptability!
JazzyFreathy 1 month ago
You know how at a sperm bank they give you porn mags to encourage you to cum, well if you want to kill yourself and you have trouble going through with it, they show you this.
dashizzler 1 month ago
they don't even play the whole riff
Iam18yearsolddddd 1 month ago
I think this must be some kind of free-style thing; nobody knows what the hell the others are doing and so on...at least they're somewhat in tune, me thinks.
coolley100 1 month ago
Well, at least they're on drugs while they're singing the song.
mrgakozak 1 month ago
creed is getting better!
Limjucas8396 1 month ago
per itsBroked : io potrei metterti in contatto con loro,ma son contro la violenza quindi mi spiace non poterti accontentare.....ahahahahahahahahah
MrPaolbrik 1 month ago
this kind of reminds me of the movie SlingBlade you know when the abusive father has a band and makes his friends play at his backyard
souljubilant12 1 month ago
Painful.
grizzlytomahawk 1 month ago
Or, perhaps, this is what happens when they had one too many drinks before getting up for the gig....
davedoggy 1 month ago
The owner of the music store was problably in his office beating his head against the desk over and over again and crying.....
davedoggy 1 month ago
@davedoggy well there is another video of this very same band(in different clothes) singing cocaine in front of the same music store so the old saying "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me " definitely applies here, lol.
MVPgoalie 1 month ago
how do i get in contact with these guys.. seriously..
itsBroked 2 months ago
i want to punch the singer sooo bad every time he shrugs like that lol
soulskater122 2 months ago
sounds good....to ann frank
2112oakley 2 months ago
@2112oakley You're thinking of Helen Keller you retard.
cancerslugg 2 months ago
@cancerslugg LOL XD... ur awesome! must've been an indirect side effect of such off-kilter music...
CScout671 1 month ago
Wow, where to start here.
1.) drummer does not count in with a 1-2-3-4 stick click
2.) drummer cannot even play an easy 4/4 beat
3.) everyone else playing on a completely different time signature
4.) singer has lyric sheet he is reading off of
5.) chopped off about a minute of the song
I had to stop at 5 for room on here. At what point in their rehearsals did they say "OK guys we are ready for this gig". I would bet they never got through this song once where it sounded good.
joe5700 2 months ago
you mean best band ever ?
guztar 2 months ago
They can't be that bad. No. I think this is a total put on.
Onelessproject 2 months ago
Love that the guitar player has a tuner on the headstock...like, does it matter?
DinoNardelli 2 months ago
they are awful! hahaha
Manonvand 2 months ago
Fantastic. I'm in tears. If they tour, I'll bring a metronome to throw
TorontoSetUps 2 months ago 9
Great actors. I couldn't keep a straight face doing that intentionally. On the other hand, if they seriously think they are a band, their instruments should be taken from them and burned, the guitarists fingers chopped off and the vocalist's tongue removed..... but somehow I don't think that would be enough.
russpang 2 months ago 2
i think there on cocaine
sheltonproduction100 2 months ago
Not even Cocaine can make this band sound good.
metalfreak4677 2 months ago 2
At least I can make it snow on them...
xzoombinis65x 2 months ago
Is that even a band ? It seems like everybody is playing but they can't hear and see the other dudes.
zeLudoo 2 months ago
maybe they're just actually trolls and its all a setup
anthonysautocare 2 months ago
makes my band "Tobys Chair" sound good, and we are shit!
turkwa1 2 months ago
I think these guys are on Cocaine!!!!
tdigiano 2 months ago
You are so right. They SUCK. What an embarrassment
tdigiano 2 months ago
this band needs to open for complete! get your tickets early!
nolefan316 2 months ago
easily the worst thing I've ever heard
KhalDrogo76 2 months ago
America's Got Talent!
kingv911 2 months ago
Can someone please get these guys a metronome...
LaLiLuLeLo1991 2 months ago 2
All five guys are keeping different time. LOL. Its like they are ALL trying to figure out a tempo, the WHOLE song. LOL. It would not be that bad if they could find the same tempo.
jordanjcm 2 months ago 2
I honestly can't decide who the worst is. It's a 5-way tie.
Jhensy2012 2 months ago
I would like to say something positive, but...
ralphy138 2 months ago
There was actually an applause??? O_O
Manobaru 2 months ago
...what the flocka
ninjapenny1 2 months ago
Sounds like this band wasn't on cocaine.
southfloridafunk 2 months ago
Could I take just a few minutes with you guys and explain how you can make thousands with an exciting career in vinyl siding.
mfinster100 2 months ago
@mfinster100 Funny funny comment :-)
ErikTJ86 2 months ago
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
The420Destroyer 2 months ago
You know it's going to be good when the singer is reading the lyrics!
JANNOSPR 2 months ago 18
"hey lets buy a bunch of gear and start a band.....wait.... do we need to know how to play the instruments? nah. let's just wing it!"
bigskinnydallas 2 months ago
Cocaine is a hell of a drug .
feelthehorror 2 months ago
1:33 ''if you don't stop that bullshit i gonna fuck you useless muthafuka'' AHAHAHAHAHA nice look
christiandil10 2 months ago
Eric CRAP-ton? anyone? anyone? no? ok!
vanillabeanduck 2 months ago 5
It's like they can see or hear each other. Perhaps someone has inexplicably heated their instruments to 400 degrees. The singer's gettin' laid for sure.
TheDaddyhorse 2 months ago
I get it. Listen to this long enough and you will pray for cancer...Any. Kind. Of. Cancer.
dajesusblues 2 months ago
the drummer is lookin at the lead guitarist in disgust from the beginning.
gravewaxin 2 months ago
I like how the singer after the first chorus shrugs, like, "not bad..."
sonicwav1 2 months ago
What is this I don't even...
Muscleduck 2 months ago
somebody kill me pleeeeeeeeeasssssseee!!!
b0nsai76 2 months ago
Clearly MORE cocaine is required!!
Pumpin8Iron4 2 months ago
somebody shoot that bass player!!
Pumpin8Iron4 2 months ago
i DO NOT feel insecure about my guitar playing ne longer...... good day for me :)
mindyjeremy 2 months ago
OMGWTFROFLBBQ? There's two guitarists?
Sbephan 2 months ago
good thing it can be transmitted in 1080p. Otherwise it would sound like shit.
ulunited 2 months ago
the audience was like should we clap? well its bad if we dont just clap guys xD
lexievv 2 months ago
This is the free form jazz odyssey version. The timing changes (eg 1:56) are awesome.
anthroparion 2 months ago 2
Did the guitarist just hit the cymbal at 0:36?
kevinj813 2 months ago
@kevinj813
OMG.. he did it
maidenths1981 2 months ago
lol they're probly keeping the money for cocaine...
1651437211 2 months ago
COCAINE!!!!
MischiGayhem 2 months ago
Stick with it lads, we all started somewhere.
Dangebri896294 3 months ago
At 2:23 the axe man is motioning to the groupies
AirTractor24 3 months ago
I think I figured it out, they're counting to 5 each measure. 1:55 LOL I think he mouthed a lyric not in the song...please send more videos of these guys.
jwendt2003 3 months ago
Tight Drummer....shame about the bum note from the lead axeman in the 3rd bar of the solo - spoilt it for me.....
sparlyman 3 months ago
Do I hit "like" or "dislike"???????????????
98petard 3 months ago
I quit the band and I was better than these idiots. I quit the band because I didn't want to be some washed out man boy like this lead singer. Grow up, asshole. This isn't 1985 anymore.
SnafuMatthew 3 months ago
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E-E-E-E-E............E-E....EPIC FAIL
Mgs4ownshalo3 3 months ago
This is a trainwreck in which both trains are carrying plastic explosives, matches and gasoline - in musical form.
undertakerfreak1127 3 months ago 24
If i have a depressing day at practice i look at this video and i say to myself it could be worse. I am better than all of them put together.
Silkysmooth1000 3 months ago
what a great song for a breast awareness benefit !!!!! what was their encore? I like big balls from AC/DC?
flycentro123 3 months ago
@zosobeatles Progressive rock is awesome. There some of the most talented musicians out there.
rifferguy1 3 months ago
Thumbs up if this song makes you want to do cocaine, then gather up four people that can't play music and go down to the music store and sing about how awesome cocaine is.
mikefrommontreal 3 months ago
Cheat sheet for the lyrics. Oh, man.
aeryman01 3 months ago
If they could just get a Drummer, Singer, Guitarist and a Bass player they would be much better
7BridgeProductions 3 months ago 3
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lyrics in hand!! I love it!
HXCENDURO 3 months ago
What substance came into play for this kind of "performance"?
MalcNedd62 3 months ago
this is better than the original.. holy balls
bobdolemcnuts 3 months ago 15
To much cocaine?
fromthefoxhole 3 months ago
f....ing horror
bing600 3 months ago
Most famous band for divorce ceremony :D
bing600 3 months ago
Someone give the Fuckin guitar player cocaine so he speeds up the last two notes of his fill
Thriced2286 3 months ago
if you're gonna commit all of the practise time to sucking, shouldn't you at least commit the lyrics to memory?
ultrakool 3 months ago
1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 etc.
OldSouthernSoldier 3 months ago
they look so fucking wasted. i wish i was them right now
Computerdisplay 3 months ago
These guys would make an ace prog-rock band.
zosobeatles 3 months ago
I can't really explain why BUT I for what ever reason like watching & listening to these cats?
heavymetallove7 3 months ago
@heavymetallove7 maybe because they are funny
imanpato 3 months ago
crack kills
fooser1 3 months ago
they keep losing rhythm thats the worst problem
TheShaguar93 3 months ago
how much u wanna bet they're actually really good, they're just really high on cocaine
ledzelda9 3 months ago
Spectacular rhythm
rifferguy1 3 months ago 2
Sholder nuge at 0:53 is CLASSIC!!
hardluckboogie 3 months ago 2
It's a miracle nobody storms off the stage.
BassFever74 3 months ago
its not the singers fault, its the shitty band
DesignRec 3 months ago
The singer sounds like he`s getting a hand job from Edward Scissor hands.
scotty2680 3 months ago
lol
fabricman77 3 months ago
This is like a Beefheart tribute to clapton. Absolut Genius!
oolpay 3 months ago
the singer was hired in the parking lot in the middle of a drug deal
FuckNorm 3 months ago 2
Can't wait for the CD to come out.
saingrimes 3 months ago
The first band ever to have more divorces than fans?
mujinnokoya 3 months ago
EPIC SOLOOOOOOOOOOO
SspecialEddy 3 months ago
I would pay these guys to do an album of covers of my songs.
mattlove1 3 months ago
It's actually a JJ Cale song, Clapton's version was just a cover.
arazmatron 3 months ago
cocaine, get it.
jamirosmajicrocks 3 months ago