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  • I seriously think these guys are pretty good. Maybe being Todd (the lead singers) cousin has something to do with that though. So please guys dont leave negative messages, it hurts if you try your best. Anyways, Todd can sing much better in the shower..dont ask me how I know that. If you think Todd should leave the band say Heyy Todd

  • With the tune from this guy

    You're gonna need to get high (on)

    Cocaine

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  • I think its a little sad for them.... but I go like LOL

  • Noooo man lets play everything the same but different man.

  • Learn the lyrics? FCK DAT!

  • Love the lyric sheet

  • oh dear!

  • the sad thing is... they have clearly spent A LOT of money on equipment because they have decent stuff. Should have spent it on lessons

  • If there ever was a reason NOT to do drugs then this is it

  • They're doing the odd-time-signature version.

  • @perrymac its in 4/Pi time

  • mfw orange amp. o.o

  • lol love the guys talking in the end lmao

  • that guitar player got to be the worst i ever heard

  • 0:27 moves the shoulders "it goes as it goes"

  • @Carlovfx kinda sums up what the whole band is thinking (I hope!!)

  • we should make the prisoners at Gitmo listen to this over and over...they would talk, I promise..

    

  • No-caine by Eric Crapton.

  • p.s. dig these dudes for the courage to contunue to entertain when they know it's bad. you and I like this because it makes us look and feel good about our own bands.It's funny, yes, but also sad.They wanted to put on a good show.we all do.

  • I like them!.I've been a cover band bassist for so many years to keep soup on the table that I really hate the bar songs.This,Sweet Home and Mustang.I realize I could have said no and do something else.after writing my own songs,my band would not play them with me So,in hearing this I can only laugh at myself and the musician I was and am trying to be.

  • maybe they should take some cocaine.. it would make the song get over quicker

  • im not sure whether to like this video or dislike!!!!

  • I went through each video of the cover songs they did and I'm wondering why the hell the audience did not stop this massacre.

  • Im sure the band would be at least a little better without that assnard singer

  • this is how chuck norris is going to commit suicide....thanks

  • its kinda ironic, the sign behind him says MUSIC :)

  • The lead sing reading the lyrics just tops this off... LMAO!!!

  • They got so many clap. There is so many person there.

  • Counting? Valium's? Listening to the song? Wonder which one they did?

  • i think the drummer actually knows how t play but literately cant

  • there's no way they took cocaine. cocaine is an upper. this performance should be called heroin.

  • Sjeezus !!!!

  • 'Slow hands' meets 'slow singer'...

  • love it when each member of the band has his own tempo

  • @ArianeQube My thoughts exactly!

  • Is that mr gilbert from the inbetweeners singing lead there?

  • @1:30 are you done with that solo already???

  • Dear god this is like watching a live action "shreds" video!

  • That was a really good song! Yeah....GOOD AND TERRIBLE! *shakeshead*

  • I no like. I no like. I no like. This band.

  • Id have to be heavily be on cocaine to be in that band!!

  • Anybody notice that the guitarist has still hot a tuner on the headstock? (NOT LIKE IT'S HELPING)

    And yeah, let's clap the pain away...

  • I don't get how every single "player" if you can call them that, was playing to a different beat or tempo. Wow. Stunningly awful.

  • The song was written by JJ Cale!!!! Not Clapton!!!

  • don't insult tim and eric like that.

  • Definitely not cocaine....heroin...yeah...her­oin.

  • If it not for the description, there would be no way anyone could tell this song is actually "Cocaine" :D

  • 199000 + views, i see what is the best way to be famous...

  • If you wanna die, just listen to these guys, OK. When the band isn't fun, you wanna run, OK. It's not right, It's not right, It's not right. OK..

  • I think at 1:55 the vocalist realizes and mumbles an aphorism.

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  • That drummer is spot on.

  • These guys should have done some cocaine first.

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  • This is like a tim and eric sketch...

  • Singer : "Let's play cocaine!"

    Bass Player : "Cool, I love Purple Rain"

    Guitar Player : "Singin in the rain, lets do it!"

    Drummer : "Sure, Night Train sounds like fun"

    Singer : "1, 2, 3, 4!"

  • @Khaddar LOL.

  • @Khaddar looooool man you made my day :D :D

    one of the most clever comments i ever saw

  • Haha, I love the two guys talking at the end about how terrible that was.

  • The "singer" is trying to figure out why "she" don't like cocaine ... because he loves it.

  • When I was first learning how to play, I was awful just like most people. I had the decency not to expose anyone else to me learning. These assholes pick up their instruments and probably 15 minutes later, play a gig? And do such a terrible job they get "famous" on youtube? WTF? You guys should really be ashamed of yourselves. You bunch of redneck jackholes have disrespected everything that is good about the classic rock songs that you have violated. I hope you all die in a fire.

  • Between that and the dreadful Floyd cover, these guys are so bloody talentless they could easily win x factor lol

  • It sounds more like they ran out of cocaine...

  • i watch this for a good laugh every once in a while

  • I think it just needs a touch more reverb. Maybe fold it back in with some phase distortion. Then for the best Stereo effect - get in a plane and flay a long long long way away until inaudible. Hey presto!!!! Instant musical acceptability!

  • You know how at a sperm bank they give you porn mags to encourage you to cum, well if you want to kill yourself and you have trouble going through with it, they show you this.

  • they don't even play the whole riff

  • I think this must be some kind of free-style thing; nobody knows what the hell the others are doing and so on...at least they're somewhat in tune, me thinks.

  • Well, at least they're on drugs while they're singing the song.

  • creed is getting better!

  • per itsBroked : io potrei metterti in contatto con loro,ma son contro la violenza quindi mi spiace non poterti accontentare.....ahahahahahaha­hahah

  • this kind of reminds me of the movie SlingBlade you know when the abusive father has a band and makes his friends play at his backyard

  • Painful.

  • Or, perhaps, this is what happens when they had one too many drinks before getting up for the gig....

  • The owner of the music store was problably in his office beating his head against the desk over and over again and crying.....

  • @davedoggy well there is another video of this very same band(in different clothes) singing cocaine in front of the same music store so the old saying "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me " definitely applies here, lol.

  • how do i get in contact with these guys.. seriously..

  • i want to punch the singer sooo bad every time he shrugs like that lol

  • sounds good....to ann frank

  • @2112oakley You're thinking of Helen Keller you retard.

  • @cancerslugg LOL XD... ur awesome! must've been an indirect side effect of such off-kilter music...

  • Wow, where to start here.

    1.) drummer does not count in with a 1-2-3-4 stick click

    2.) drummer cannot even play an easy 4/4 beat

    3.) everyone else playing on a completely different time signature

    4.) singer has lyric sheet he is reading off of

    5.) chopped off about a minute of the song

    I had to stop at 5 for room on here. At what point in their rehearsals did they say "OK guys we are ready for this gig". I would bet they never got through this song once where it sounded good.

  • you mean best band ever ?

  • They can't be that bad. No. I think this is a total put on.

  • Love that the guitar player has a tuner on the headstock...like, does it matter?

  • they are awful! hahaha

  • Fantastic. I'm in tears. If they tour, I'll bring a metronome to throw

  • Great actors. I couldn't keep a straight face doing that intentionally. On the other hand, if they seriously think they are a band, their instruments should be taken from them and burned, the guitarists fingers chopped off and the vocalist's tongue removed..... but somehow I don't think that would be enough.

  • i think there on cocaine

  • Not even Cocaine can make this band sound good.

  • At least I can make it snow on them...

  • Is that even a band ? It seems like everybody is playing but they can't hear and see the other dudes.

  • maybe they're just actually trolls and its all a setup

  • makes my band "Tobys Chair" sound good, and we are shit!

  • I think these guys are on Cocaine!!!!

  • You are so right. They SUCK. What an embarrassment

  • this band needs to open for complete! get your tickets early!

  • easily the worst thing I've ever heard

  • America's Got Talent!

  • Can someone please get these guys a metronome...

  • All five guys are keeping different time. LOL. Its like they are ALL trying to figure out a tempo, the WHOLE song. LOL. It would not be that bad if they could find the same tempo.

  • I honestly can't decide who the worst is. It's a 5-way tie.

  • I would like to say something positive, but...

  • There was actually an applause??? O_O

  • ...what the flocka

  • Sounds like this band wasn't on cocaine.

    

  • Could I take just a few minutes with you guys and explain how you can make thousands with an exciting career in vinyl siding.

  • @mfinster100 Funny funny comment :-)

  • LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • You know it's going to be good when the singer is reading the lyrics!

  • "hey lets buy a bunch of gear and start a band.....wait.... do we need to know how to play the instruments? nah. let's just wing it!"

  • Cocaine is a hell of a drug .

  • 1:33 ''if you don't stop that bullshit i gonna fuck you useless muthafuka'' AHAHAHAHAHA nice look

  • Eric CRAP-ton? anyone? anyone? no? ok!

  • It's like they can see or hear each other. Perhaps someone has inexplicably heated their instruments to 400 degrees. The singer's gettin' laid for sure.

  • I get it. Listen to this long enough and you will pray for cancer...Any. Kind. Of. Cancer.

  • the drummer is lookin at the lead guitarist in disgust from the beginning.

  • I like how the singer after the first chorus shrugs, like, "not bad..."

  • What is this I don't even...

  • somebody kill me pleeeeeeeeeasssssseee!!!

  • Clearly MORE cocaine is required!!

  • somebody shoot that bass player!!

  • i DO NOT feel insecure about my guitar playing ne longer...... good day for me :)

  • OMGWTFROFLBBQ? There's two guitarists?

  • good thing it can be transmitted in 1080p. Otherwise it would sound like shit.

  • the audience was like should we clap? well its bad if we dont just clap guys xD

  • This is the free form jazz odyssey version. The timing changes (eg 1:56) are awesome.

  • Did the guitarist just hit the cymbal at 0:36?

  • @kevinj813

    OMG.. he did it

  • lol they're probly keeping the money for cocaine...

  • COCAINE!!!!

  • Stick with it lads, we all started somewhere.

  • At 2:23 the axe man is motioning to the groupies

  • I think I figured it out, they're counting to 5 each measure. 1:55 LOL I think he mouthed a lyric not in the song...please send more videos of these guys.

  • Tight Drummer....shame about the bum note from the lead axeman in the 3rd bar of the solo - spoilt it for me.....

  • Do I hit "like" or "dislike"???????????????

  • I quit the band and I was better than these idiots. I quit the band because I didn't want to be some washed out man boy like this lead singer. Grow up, asshole. This isn't 1985 anymore.

  • This is a trainwreck in which both trains are carrying plastic explosives, matches and gasoline - in musical form.

  • If i have a depressing day at practice i look at this video and i say to myself it could be worse. I am better than all of them put together.

  • what a great song for a breast awareness benefit !!!!! what was their encore? I like big balls from AC/DC?

  • @zosobeatles Progressive rock is awesome. There some of the most talented musicians out there.

  • Thumbs up if this song makes you want to do cocaine, then gather up four people that can't play music and go down to the music store and sing about how awesome cocaine is.

  • Cheat sheet for the lyrics. Oh, man.

  • If they could just get a Drummer, Singer, Guitarist and a Bass player they would be much better

  • What substance came into play for this kind of "performance"?

  • this is better than the original.. holy balls

  • To much cocaine?

  • f....ing horror

  • Most famous band for divorce ceremony :D

  • Someone give the Fuckin guitar player cocaine so he speeds up the last two notes of his fill

  • if you're gonna commit all of the practise time to sucking, shouldn't you at least commit the lyrics to memory?

  • 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 etc.

  • they look so fucking wasted. i wish i was them right now

  • These guys would make an ace prog-rock band.

  • I can't really explain why BUT I for what ever reason like watching & listening to these cats?

  • @heavymetallove7 maybe because they are funny

  • crack kills

  • they keep losing rhythm thats the worst problem

  • how much u wanna bet they're actually really good, they're just really high on cocaine

  • Spectacular rhythm

  • Sholder nuge at 0:53 is CLASSIC!!

  • It's a miracle nobody storms off the stage.

  • its not the singers fault, its the shitty band

  • The singer sounds like he`s getting a hand job from Edward Scissor hands.

  • lol

  • This is like a Beefheart tribute to clapton. Absolut Genius!

  • the singer was hired in the parking lot in the middle of a drug deal

  • Can't wait for the CD to come out.

  • The first band ever to have more divorces than fans?

  • EPIC SOLOOOOOOOOOOO

  • I would pay these guys to do an album of covers of my songs.

  • It's actually a JJ Cale song, Clapton's version was just a cover.

  • cocaine, get it.