Duckman: Clear and Presidente Danger

[anthonydanviel9503]

Bernice sings "Stop Crying over me, Puerno Guano!"

[Odilwerk]

Lol. He has no pupils on his head! They are actually on his glasses when looking away from camera AND when looking towards.

Awesome.

[neoZykl]

"would a mad man come up with a different victory dance for every country he conquers?"

[Pseudologic]

Too fallic... Not fallic enough...

[BoBsPfhorever77]

2 people prefer Rugrats (because of the animation)

[monkeybutler20]

12:24 who is that

[serphant101]

kadzooks! someone left the gate ajar!

[yus4ku]

Such an incredible cartoon. I Dont understand why cant i find it on my language.

[1Tonymontana1]

Hey there Chiquita, hows about a banana? My polo has muchacho daiquiri..

[Jemini29944]

It's funny how you dumb bastards only quote the comical elements of the show and not the political messages. Fucking Americans. You idiots are all the same.

[thejokercjdr]

@Jemini29944 21:30

[mairusu1]

17:23



[neongecko06]

14:54

Come at me, bros!

XD

[HumorFunnyHaHaComedy]

OH GOODY, I was hoping for a shot of Duckman dropping a deuce, OH HAPPY FRIGGIN DAY!

[xxxxninjaxxxx]

Fat women wearing spandex 5 to 10 no parole -Duckman

[duesx187]

"Once again I have confused dods psyche with a toasted breakfast food. although the image of fighting off a blood thirsty waffle will forever remain a favorite in the playground of my mind..." -AJAX ^_^

[constructicon31]

I miss this show. They should at least put it on adult swim.

[pazooca44]

with the thousands of channels on tv. there should be at least one who show only cartonns of the 90s

[GatorBaby06]

@pazooca44  i second that motion

[MrOriginalstevo]

Small minded fool....just because you're not invisible and psychic like me and my monkeys must you criticise everyone who is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Muskrat123]

tropico 3

[TheThordir]

Is it just me or is this a parody to emperor Nero of Rome.

[ChurchOfKali66619]

@TheThordir Sort of.

[taowergirl739]

duckman and cornfed reminds me of daffy and porky

[raventazz22]

Stop you fools look upon my chest of medals and fear

[Murdilizer]

duckman does rule

[Inkbleedful]

damn the 1990's did have some cartoons

[JohnADreams777]

@Inkbleedful A-friggin-men, man. God damn those were the days.... I'm actually feeling nostalgic.

[MsRaj2k9]

DUCKMAN RULES!!!!!!!!! {PRICK}

[redstar7000]

this pig displeases me

[nightmarehammer]

Now I have to sue ya for five millions dollars or the game piece. Which ever would cause you the least hardship!!

LOL!!!!!!

[soledad25]

all the lines spoken are quotable ..great writing

[BlackWitch709]

"Cornfed! Cornfed! I want him executed!"

"But he's not here."

"Then have this magazine executed!!"

General takes out a gun and shoots the magazine...

Funny scene!

[gurney71]

See if you can compare Duckman with Castro.

[ottselguy]

castro was never THAT BAD

[ottselguy]

"for a compleat list please send 12$ " corny you funny guy

[ottselguy]

"gadzooks. some hooligan left the gate ajar!" *closes it and blows open wall* ajax rules!

[mowub]

McJaggers... that's really clever!

[PhilipDK5800]

Ajax had the most awesome voice, then cornfield :p

[ottselguy]

lol kieth richards doing creditcard call support

[greatrey]

Puerto Guana is a satire of the so-called Banana Republics of Central America and really of Latin America in general where revolutions happen like every 5 years or so. To the point, on eof the funniest Duckman eps ever.

[chestbeard]

Too phallic!

Not phallic enough!

[LufsyLurqy]

LOL Ajax in 2:52 :D

[overquoted]

Clinton satire, hahaha.

[Firesign333]

arguably the best duckman episode...."i wish we understood english" :)

[Spasticoozmonkey95]

This episode inspired my username.

"Small minded fool! Just because you're not invisible and psychic like my monkeys, must you criticize everything that is?!" LOL.

[kesasika1]

could somebody tell me that how many season have made this?

[TheLyricalKing]

four.

[Biorythym]

my favorite duckman episode

[togio100]

Isn't this just recycling the basic plot in Gripes of Wrath?

[ottselguy]

gripes of wrath was depicting how giving society over to a non onjectiveoutside control source would be as bad as it is now. this s a depiction of how power corrupts even the most..... well OK power corrupts.

[rabidninja]

what justcuz cornfed was talkin about perfection at the end? its way different with duckman becoming a dictator

[TrevorRanter1]

WTF happened to the video?!

[Douglas1102]

It's there.

[Flailwielder]

very obama

[generalyoji]

Early Colonial Butt Plugs!?Dude wtf!lmao

[K20CIVIC741]

lol i see alot of a world war 2 here

[brnleague99]

18+ tells me that these episodes were probably shown in England.

[pckid17]

actually canada that smily face logo was the original teletoon logo. fyi in the mid 90's when this was made the simpsons was 18+

[brnleague99]

Oh okay. I had no clue. I just knew that England had a ratings system like that too.

[pckid17]

so does the USA... i don't know of anywhere with a different system just different standards

[cormacomam]

canada

[riffMaster8686]

the political and social commentary in this show is fucking awesome.

[hypnohorn]

Any tech geniuses out there?

The film stops every now and then, so much so that it's more bother than fun. Other films are not that way, and play perfectly.

Why is that and what can a pretty innocent young fan do about it? C'mon boys. Show me.

[ImmortalSynn]

...this is one of the two episodes where Duckman proves he can fart even more powerfully than Grandmama, nice!

[LordBlutorse]

Lmao @ Keith Richards.

[ottselguy]

"purto guana" literal translation with my bad spelling, port of batshit. the nude beach says "erections optional,(ya; know, Buildings) hahahaha

[swany182]

LOL! thats george kastanza!(sorry cant remember the actors real name.)

[ottselguy]

jason alexander. a great actor.

[das81]

Better than the dub dude in mexico.

[ZystynaZay]

Does anyone know the name of the episode where an intern tries to kill him with too much pleasure? He takes him to strip clubs and he makes him drink and Cornfed figures it out! It was a funny episode.

[BoyToonWonder]

All About Elliot

[ZystynaZay]

thank you so much gracias!

[rockon864]

Wow Duckman actually caught himself before pu

tting his foot in his mouth and insulting Cor

nfed.

[PrinceCharmlesssss]

"a dumpagram to Commander Septic" ..LMFAO!

[tootootx1]

"once again i have confused dads inner psyche with a toasted breakfast item, although the immage of me fighting a giant waffle will remain forever etched in the happy playground that is my mind" lol. wtf

[1keryl]

hahaha labidoectomy!; lol @ 9.50; 1001 forced metaphors!; senator stark- too funny! "they sing too!"

[1keryl]

LMAO at the clothing optional sign, lol read the fine print!

[wachararanga]

what is the name of the episode in which every decision duck man takes spawns a duck man from the future?

[theoriginalstevo]

just because your not invisible and psychic......!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ByandFar]

damn...

[ih8uguys]

NetworkLive! please post some more episodes! I've seriously loved this show since i was 10!

[LufsyLurqy]

It's 18+?

Here in Finland,Duckman used to come at 9 am when they hadnt still shown all the episodes yet.

[mortemdei]

Does someone know where can I find spanish subtitles?

[robynsegg]

2:51 AJAX!!!!!! LOL!  OH sides hurt!!!!

[buttercremehonda]

"Wait, I know this. Uhhh...Eli Whitney? Harriet Beecher Stowe? Aaron Burr?"

"Unless it's someone named Isoceles Triangle, I've wasted a whole year of school."

[shawn2439]

best episode ever

[Wolfgirl1998]

Whatever happen to that episode where Duckman found this "sexy" woman who was nice but is actually a psycho killer who stabs people with butcher knives?

[overkillll]

"Not ANOTHER intervention!"

[Mondocane1]

Someone knows where can i find Duckman on dvd ? i was looking on ebay , amazon , and i coudnt find nothing .

[PlazaLoc]

such an under-rated cartoon

[gentecopada]

thanks! keep uploading episodes, please!

[KwestLi]

Did anyone order that complete list?

[Friendlynobody]

I wish i could...

[elektroduende]

i hate the voice of that fucking pig called cornfed

[KwestLi]

If it wasn't for Cornfed do you realize how much trouble Duckman would be in.  Hell, he'd be dead already!

[gurney71]

What do Duckman and Castro have in common?

[gurney71]

Duckman Uncut!

[kendhall]

Nude Beach; Erections Optional (that means buildings) - overflowing with laffs!!!

[tripwire00]

The best thing Jason Alexander did not Seinfield

[THACLAY]

That is very true

[ninjawarriordex2]

Smoker: borrow your ashtray

Ajax: sure

Ajax: Damn

HI-larious!!

Hasta Lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

[longliveoakenfold87]

rolling stones credit card..hold on please

*COUGH COUGH COUGH*

funny as hell

[turkranma]

Another classic episode, thanks! Almost every line's memorable, however, "too phallic- not phallic enough" has managed to become common parlance in my conversations. Not to be a beggar, but can we get an upload of Das Sub?

[Applemask]

We need more animated series starring anthropomorphic animals with jokes about the military industrial complex.

[bsgambati]

Once again, I have confused dod's psyche with a toasted breakfast food. Although, the image of fighting off a blood-thirsty waffle will forever remain a favorite in a playground of my mind.

[754039]

12 ways how to impale a man on a palm prond, hillarious.

[ViciousAdam]

public exhibition of an adam sandler movie "lethal injection" jajajaja!!!! that says it all!!

[darkxhino]

locomotion rules!

[xxxheadxrushxxx]

thats cuz it is george haha

[Tuggernaut69]

it is george jason alexander is actors name

[AzurraFlair]

thank you so much for uploading this :D

[WeisserPastafari]

duckman sound a lot like George Constanza from Seinfeld

[754039]

Jason Alexander voices Duckman, who was George.

[Applemask]

That's because it is George Costanza from Seinfeld, which is one of the reasons it's so great.

[MankindCartoons69]

"...shoes, cheese, nevermind..."

[Meowmrmanners]

God I used to watch this with my dad when I was in 7th grade. When it was on USA along with weird science.

[bridgmon007]

@Meowmrmanners I used to watch both of those shows too, in junior high lol

[Gimpsmack]

Wow .. thx so much for this

[sahands]

thanks

[Doomtrain79]

Finally, someone posts the best fuckin toon out there. Duckman. I hope he posts more. I know there's more than this.

[ecorva]

another awesome episode. puerto Guano is some of the funniest shit ever.