@homogeneityx59 yoս сaո ԝаtch tv frοm аll οvеr tհe world οn yοur pc ϳսst by dοwոlοаdіnց some рrοցram, іt'ѕ ցot tհοսsands οf cհаոոelѕ οn іt. јust gο tο linevid com (рսt a . bеfοrе tհe com obvіοusly, іt woո't let me pοst lіոks for sοmе reаson) it'ѕ not exaсtly freе bսt іt's ϳuѕt onе tіme рaymеոt and it wοrks reаlly well
if i was a judge i would throw my cup at him well if ya can class it as a him, i dont really know what the hell it is like a lurch or some shit, it belongs in a zoo anyhows, what a fukin freak, why do innocent people die when there are things like this out there who get to live, my god life isvsooo not fair!
Someone needs to run his ass around on the top of a 10,000 ft mountain and shoot paintballs at him. He needs the exercise and paintballs are good motivators.
i give kudos to ANYONE willing to sing in front of people/on television, even if they need more practice. i think with practice he could do okay, actually..since he obviously likes singing and wants to sing :)
What the hell is up with these people willing to get up in front of the world to make an ass of themselves?? I used to think I had a fairly decent voice until I made a cd recording. Man!!!!! Was I wrong!!! LOL
hey guys, please help me! What is he saying at 2:15 (Simon Cowell)?? "Why are you....(poking with this??)?" What is he saying there?? I'm not a native speaker ..
Right, right...my bad, I don't really keep up with American Idol. I knew that David Cook won, but I forgot that he was that guy, and ..ah whatever. Just excuse my ignorance!
hey yankees, this guy is not bad or sucks at singing or whatever, well he is but look beyond that. learn to spot a potential! this is the kind of example your government needs to grab on too before he unleashes a submachinegun into a crowd in 7 or so years^^
putting him down on national tv doesnt really help.
I think some people like this may really have some kind of mental illness. Im not being mean or sarcastic, i mean for real. Half the people that fail dont even look the part, they have no style, and that says alot about how you are and how you act and what kind of personality you have.
Right - or he's just a fucking moron. It's scary how many people don't seem to have a clue as to how bad they are. Ever hear yourself on tape? I have & I know I sing like crap so I'll spare you all the audition. But really, this is why I like this show - it's funny!!
GAY GAY GAYYYYYYY
footballchrisy1 4 weeks ago
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n4q1b 1 month ago
Doughles You will never be on american ido.......WOAH WERE HALF WAY THERE!
lolwtfbbqlmaojk 8 months ago
@homogeneityx59 yoս сaո ԝаtch tv frοm аll οvеr tհe world οn yοur pc ϳսst by dοwոlοаdіnց some рrοցram, іt'ѕ ցot tհοսsands οf cհаոոelѕ οn іt. јust gο tο linevid com (рսt a . bеfοrе tհe com obvіοusly, іt woո't let me pοst lіոks for sοmе reаson) it'ѕ not exaсtly freе bսt іt's ϳuѕt onе tіme рaymеոt and it wοrks reаlly well
zksaltylolcat110 1 year ago
SLOW
fangirl4u 1 year ago
The music was AWESOME. haha crazy. you've permanently damaged your voice, bub.
twiwonder 1 year ago
Wow i think my dad can sing better than this!
kyleigh5678rocks 1 year ago
better than beiber
newyawker123 1 year ago
bleh no WONDER his dad hated him!
doubleDdog09 1 year ago
His voice was like a highly polished turd.
WootNico 1 year ago 3
Man. What terrible singing this is. I wonder if he really wanted to be in the Idol Competition or did he do all this just to be on TV? LOL
RPSteve 1 year ago
He need to drive off the bridge....
ccrpalex 1 year ago
LMAO Douglas :) <33
Blahhhscooopah 1 year ago
WOOOOAHHH!
wE're HALfff Way Derrr.!
Howie262 2 years ago 2
what on earth was that from 2:36-2:46
TyDawg706 2 years ago
son, i am disappoint
liquidpyramid 2 years ago
I loled really really hard.
SevereMalfunction7 2 years ago
Wow. To put it nicely, some people just don't know when to quit.
DrEaMsOfAnOvEl 2 years ago
as we say in the UK, he has got a slight mental retardation
organist12345 2 years ago
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Autistic faggot
Sconz32 2 years ago
@Sconz32 Hey, watch it; some of us are autistic WITHOUT this level of ineptness and stupidity.
reaperman2010 10 months ago
this guys got a face ya wanna punch
cliffdimerandy 2 years ago
He rides the short bus.
bushgirlsgonewild 2 years ago
your right jake9176
14XxtictocXx14 2 years ago
No wonder his dad hates him.
MontyPython134 2 years ago
guys dont be so mean
furryteddybear 2 years ago
I'm with his dad on this one: I hate him. Not like.... I hate him 'cause he's so good, like, I REALLY hate him.
horriblecomments 2 years ago
lol!! thats hilarious!
underarmourr12 2 years ago
um..
arceustamer14 2 years ago
What a faggot
Polarusky 2 years ago
whys he panting as he sing?
chengda85 2 years ago
the thing about his dad is the only thing that actually MADE sence what are u talking about.
lazimofo90 2 years ago
that must be a joke.
r there realy people like that in america.
maybe europe. but not america
drzzlsun 2 years ago
what the fuck omg what a fucking f a g g o t omggggggg
puppyluvxoxo 2 years ago
He doesnt make any sense.... Like.... The thing about his dad.....
Pwnz0rz12222 2 years ago
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this guy cant fucking sing for shit GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE YOU WHITE BOY.
punisher03345 2 years ago
what a fuckin freak
gluesniffer11 2 years ago 3
Lol retard...
BaChNiEr 2 years ago 3
It's dwight
MasterofPirates 2 years ago 22
LOL! hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha!
simonsclass 2 years ago
I love how he whispers it first, and then belts out with a horribly off note screamish thing.
Exondriak 2 years ago 15
if i was a judge i would throw my cup at him well if ya can class it as a him, i dont really know what the hell it is like a lurch or some shit, it belongs in a zoo anyhows, what a fukin freak, why do innocent people die when there are things like this out there who get to live, my god life isvsooo not fair!
shiloh4487 2 years ago
He looks like Dwight!!!
karlsnow08 2 years ago 4
he sounded like he was half way through a shit when he started singing
hudders123 2 years ago 3
should be placed in a mental institution what a freak
BrieFcon 3 years ago 4
o dear...
brigantine1212 3 years ago
tis shit is boring he dont get no azz
jamkeva 3 years ago
He didn't even get the lyrics right XD
It's "It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not." NOT "It makes no difference if we make it or not.
wiifan001 3 years ago
thats a shame that they even let him into the competition, that was absolutely horrible haha
thejimster108 3 years ago
wayy... ugh, way wa
LMAO
writertrump 3 years ago
spooky
l3d3nn3 3 years ago
"What the bloody hell was that?" Lmao!
wickett55 3 years ago 3
lol
15aaron27 3 years ago
he gets no booty. damn
bertmarx 3 years ago
LOL Simon at 1:55.
CoffeeRaven 3 years ago
Retard
Fabala20 3 years ago
this is kind of sad...
smashingrecords 3 years ago
He's not right in the head.
superman12211331 3 years ago
I feel sorry for him.
superman12211331 3 years ago
wtf
ildemaro2 3 years ago
2 re-re
kaceyloo222 3 years ago
im laughing my fricken ass of at 1:56 i thought id die
PhengisKahn 3 years ago
For the people who didnt see this audition, they had to get security to get him out, haha. He kept going on for quite a while after this anyway!!haha
MikeMadness13 3 years ago
' like my dad caught me singing & i was singing so well he was like '' i hate you '''
XDD
cattiieeandeersonn 3 years ago 3
oh... dear... god...
Saiko1Mania 3 years ago
Thats autism for ya lol
1000OceansWide 3 years ago
He runs out of breath like straight away? Rofl
Retardedmilkcarton 3 years ago
ROFL
breakingthehabit2008 3 years ago
oh
my
god
i started listening to him&i was like:
"woah...
get some voice lessons!
pronto!now!"
mandieeHeartss 3 years ago
huahssasuhauhs
when he screams its like somebody has just put a finger in his asshole.
asuhsahusauhsa
HatoriHaito 3 years ago
Oh yes I want him to have my baby, Fred Australia
39RatRodCoupe 3 years ago
what you want him to have your baby sooo you want him to get you pregnant
lhm97 3 years ago
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT??? lmfao that was horrible
Dancer411q 3 years ago
Someone needs to run his ass around on the top of a 10,000 ft mountain and shoot paintballs at him. He needs the exercise and paintballs are good motivators.
Tsujanryo 3 years ago
Your right. Maybe someone can just chase him with pitbulls around a track.
7A35 3 years ago
lol nice idea. ill help!!!
Matt113322 3 years ago
10 bucks says hes retarted..
MrAnderson10000 3 years ago
seriously some peopel can't sing. How can they not hear how much they suck?
AriannaNicoleHumble 3 years ago
He scares me.
stingstungme 3 years ago
i give kudos to ANYONE willing to sing in front of people/on television, even if they need more practice. i think with practice he could do okay, actually..since he obviously likes singing and wants to sing :)
unitedmonkie 3 years ago
What the hell is up with these people willing to get up in front of the world to make an ass of themselves?? I used to think I had a fairly decent voice until I made a cd recording. Man!!!!! Was I wrong!!! LOL
jimmyd4153 3 years ago
reminds me of dwight from the office
eraContraband 3 years ago 3
dude he is just like dwight!!!your right...
thinandblonde 3 years ago 4
absolutely! LOL he is Dwight!
Doolie01 3 years ago
What the bloody hell was that?!
Oldmanlogan10 3 years ago
WHATS THAT GUYS PROBLEM!
MEXICAN760OSIDE 3 years ago
lol what a crackhead
Saphearo 3 years ago
ha im douglas and my dicks small
mmmsss13 3 years ago 2
oh my god he's creepy
AngelWithNoHalo1985 3 years ago
Chick at 0:49 looks completely wrong.
CrazyGameJunkie 3 years ago
"Son, I hate you."
NidisListenstoShit 3 years ago 3
HA! terrible!
IloveJack18 3 years ago
oh yea, he's good alright!
krzy2346 3 years ago
whoa...ok when it's just bad singing it's funny, but this guy seriously has mental problems...he needs help
msharvell 3 years ago
you should have filmed where the guards took him out XD
AndreasL22 3 years ago
this guy needs to get layed pretty bad
EATPROTEINgetHUGeRus 3 years ago
Laid. The word is laid. This is why you should stay in school.
intravena 3 years ago 2
I dont do English. I do chemistry and biology chief (insert smiley face).
I would put my academic credentials up against anyone here chief.
EATPROTEINgetHUGeRus 3 years ago
I HATE U SON!! someone put this kid out of his misery.
pugboy001 3 years ago
Guys like this have some pretty serious psychological issues.
Lehmann108 3 years ago
i still cant belive that people like that are for real,
jdmarcus59 3 years ago
That doesn't have anything to do with vocal warm up :)
PauliusBa 3 years ago
reminds me of that Dwight guy from the office...
Dauphin35 3 years ago
He sounds like Stewie Griffin after a few shots of tequila!
efil4own1 3 years ago 2
Notice that Paula only smiles when the audition is incredibly bad.
senhuan 3 years ago
Whatta dorkasaurus!!!
UNIXg33k 3 years ago
wow gay atleast it sounds like it au its sick
Itrustingod15 3 years ago
Lmfao.
pythonusr 3 years ago
omg, ppl dont make joke of him plz!!!!!! i mean cmon, dont u see??????
haxhimergja 3 years ago
hey guys, please help me! What is he saying at 2:15 (Simon Cowell)?? "Why are you....(poking with this??)?" What is he saying there?? I'm not a native speaker ..
Ecnomic 3 years ago
I believe he says, "why are you bothering with this"
TwiggyTheSphinx 3 years ago
thank you
Ecnomic 3 years ago
It sucks that American Idol exploits people with mental problems.
buddy85740 3 years ago
yeah, he obviously has mental problems... he could have been psychotic...that's a god damn shame.... and very confusing for the judges, too.
Ecnomic 3 years ago
Poor fucking guy... What made him think he could even pass?
pelldram 3 years ago
HAHA!!
lakshmim 3 years ago
is that the star wars kid?
barbs19788 3 years ago
i bet it is lol
snfsu2005 3 years ago
Whoooa.. we're half way there.. WHOAAAAAAAA!
loldecepticonlol 3 years ago 2
LoL a perfect example of the fruits from Austin.
TehDeceptikon 3 years ago 2
hah i dont blame his dad
ChristophSproul 3 years ago 2
Then again, continuing my last comment, I guess his dad DID make him be so screwed up.
He degraded the guy's morale instead of improving it. That's simply not good.
reaperman2010 3 years ago 4
Even when he's not singing, he seems goofy!
I mean, can u hear the music in the background to his introduction (in the beginning)?
Talk about goof!
reaperman2010 3 years ago 2
"Doulgas, what the bloody hell was that?"
I just CRACKED up at that!
Thank you Simon!
TimeGoesBySoSlowly99 3 years ago 3
dwight k schrute, assistant to the general manager
dmac359 3 years ago
dwight! gaahaha
jakeditz50 3 years ago
i think hes better than hanna montana and high school musical on my opinon
phatchase 3 years ago 9
amen to that
sagem28 3 years ago 2
his dad was like i really hate you...lol
XXGutsAndGloryXX 3 years ago
if you dont know what you're doing you can permenantly damage your voice! thats what it is! lol
DopeBeatProdsDotCom 3 years ago
he even gets the words wrong haha
99hammy99 3 years ago
he is actually good and im the queen of england
rollsroyce124 3 years ago
He's not retarded, he's just dumb!
ToucMyBiceps 3 years ago
hope they put lots of rebarb in the stage with his fat ass on top of it
BlikjeBier 3 years ago
Worst singer ever! He sucks big time.
davidacute1 3 years ago
How many people tried to sing Livin' on a Prayer and failed miserably? Yeeesh. This is almost as bad as all those horrible GLAMOROUS auditions.
montiac712 3 years ago
Didn't someone else sing Livin' on a Prayer on American Idol and pull it through?
nerdheadbanger 3 years ago
Yeah, that was the actual winner, David Cook.
montiac712 3 years ago
Right, right...my bad, I don't really keep up with American Idol. I knew that David Cook won, but I forgot that he was that guy, and ..ah whatever. Just excuse my ignorance!
nerdheadbanger 3 years ago
...and don't forget the winner of Season 6, Jordan Sparks, so the winner of each of the last two seasons...
DouglasDavidsonIdol 3 years ago
David Cook, the winner of American Idol Season 7.
davidacute1 3 years ago
hey yankees, this guy is not bad or sucks at singing or whatever, well he is but look beyond that. learn to spot a potential! this is the kind of example your government needs to grab on too before he unleashes a submachinegun into a crowd in 7 or so years^^
putting him down on national tv doesnt really help.
aderoid 3 years ago
What the hell was that?
ha ha ha Mental misadventure
LivengoodTodd 3 years ago
really i reko only the bad thing he done was he couldnt breath haha but like at the start you know he wasent the worst
guitargod0069 3 years ago
3 things y he sucked...
1. he keps running outta breath
2. he didnt even get the words right
3. SHUTUP!
Highsparkvolume 3 years ago 3
He gives a bad name to my hometown of Austin.
Nochediablo 3 years ago
he sounds like chewbaca
XXGutsAndGloryXX 3 years ago 2
lol he DOES!
MTGlass05 3 years ago
Wow...lol that guy....is bad...
Chrisman2424 3 years ago 2
its, "its doesn't make a difference" not "it makes no difference" how cud this guy try to audition if he doesnt even kno the lyrics??
slapshot68 3 years ago
Why was he crossing his arms!
fangirl4u 3 years ago
he got mental illness or he just didnt wanna give up?
trueKyrgyz 3 years ago
he sounds like hes hyperventilating
patsupfan 3 years ago
he is full of himself
Daisyrosebush 3 years ago
it's Boo Radley!
rtfsbvdfg 3 years ago
did he win the American Idol lol lol lol
grisse1981 3 years ago
I think some people like this may really have some kind of mental illness. Im not being mean or sarcastic, i mean for real. Half the people that fail dont even look the part, they have no style, and that says alot about how you are and how you act and what kind of personality you have.
austintolbert 3 years ago 7
Right - or he's just a fucking moron. It's scary how many people don't seem to have a clue as to how bad they are. Ever hear yourself on tape? I have & I know I sing like crap so I'll spare you all the audition. But really, this is why I like this show - it's funny!!
BugaLooser 3 years ago
so looser
vincetcran 3 years ago
Wow, Danny or whoever it is is hot. That man though, is totally out of breath and clearly sits down all day.
jameswsparker 3 years ago
wait...why is he out of breath the whole time?
swdh91 3 years ago
ya hes really weird
fairymaster420 3 years ago
this is exactly like this boy at my school
fairymaster420 3 years ago
i dont envy you
MeitanteiHiryuu 3 years ago 4
What was That? That was Bon Jovi Damnit. I thought that was the real deal. Man does this guy got talent. He's good!! Whew!!
grantclooney 3 years ago
idiota
Rockxx6 3 years ago
Someone give the retard his ice-cream before he passes out. XD
SeraphimProject009 3 years ago
dont pass out now 0.o
theexpelled01 3 years ago
If you're gonna tape off the tv, at least hold the fucking camera still. Don't try to zoom in and give creative shots.
ScotchyMcDewars1979 3 years ago 2
what a RETARD!
6657christian 3 years ago
My friend thinks hes sexy.
o.o
RawrChellee 3 years ago
Poor guy
INSUWEHICIJOKIBERO 3 years ago
Why do they allow these obvioulsy disturbed people on the air? I think its irresponsible to make a public spectacle of mentally ill persons.
MougeSyco 3 years ago
OK......
Try again next time mate.
Or then again, please just dont't....ever....
LuvinLifex 3 years ago
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT? lmfao!
matters9319 3 years ago
i would love to be the judges listening to the crap singers hu think thea gud hahaha its crak up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sooosporty 3 years ago
he is soooo bad
rindyboo 3 years ago
soooooooooo funny
s0dadrugy216 3 years ago
soooooooooo funny
s0dadrugy216 3 years ago
He acted drunk way too much. I see why his dad hates him.
Mysteria5 3 years ago 3
I don't see how they do this for hours on end. Paula, Simon, and Randy must be in tortcher. If they were spies they would talk...
suthrndaysi 3 years ago
LOL!
c1nderel1a 3 years ago
yes there is a God!
NotreDameMustang24 3 years ago
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there is no god...
seancolorado 3 years ago