The Chronicles of Tuttoo PART 1

[xSwitchBlade56]

When the characters come up whats the song name for that?

[CurlyGalSpectacular]

Your mum looks like my neighbour... He's a MAN XD

[CurlyGalSpectacular]

"Listen here you ugly peasent you dont know who youre messing with.. Am like the superman without the cape am a badman" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL x.x.x.x

[CurlyGalSpectacular]

"look me in the eyes and show me ur passion :D" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[sherazshafiq1]

"man handle me, u filthy beast " was quite disturbing

[xSwitchBlade56]

thumbs up if you think he should make a part 6,7,8,9 and 10

[dancaeser]

hamza the video needs some editing. Sometimes its too loud and sometimes u cant hardly hear anything.

[thehanifaa]

nice wig :)

[kamalibnasahid]

srry but make diary of a badman instead of this crap!

[aminahmansab]

Fiona's face at 9:49!!!

[aminahmansab]

How many different voices and accents does Humza have!!!!?!?!!!!?!!

[xSwitchBlade56]

This deserves 100,000,000,000 views its so funny!

[Nicoleferro700]

FIONA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dragon1234298]

Like if your watching in 2012

[yamin7864]

rupert salami is funny

[kiranproductions99]

"you talk way to much"......"what about a horse" "are you kidding me why would you want a horse in london" tuttoo's thinking face..........while getting beat up "how did you get in here " lol like this if your waching in 2012

[DontJudgeBlad]

Wow this is soo sht.

[9jaGirl333]

=))

[AKAgambler360]

@SAWUSB1 da intro song is McLean broken

[TheMidnightBeast31]

No, no I'm not selling anything.........I'm selling camels! lmfao! :D

[SAWUSB1]

intro song>?

[sabiadw1]

Omg this video killed me i laughed my lungs out! the accent is hillarious my name tutoo but u can call me tuttoo ROFLLLLLLLL ahh ur great!!

[TheHanabhatti]

MISTER CAMEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[patelridhwan]

what do u want al qaeda

[SuperDeltar]

wats the song called at the beginning asap thanks !!

[HITKID1000]

LOLZ



[autumn2133]

This is well funny!

[CherryPop1181]

what do u want al qaeda? LOL!!!!!!!

[siikmad3chiick]

its not a camel...its a dog

[shazianadir]

he was scraching his belly button

[aasil1]

dis is crap!!!...but doabm is sikkkkkkkk

[dhanyaldani]

sich humza

[DramaBabes1]

this is jokezz

[AKAgambler360]

Da only best bit is da intro song

[coolsvilleowner]

"You can race the cammel, with other cammels, in the london borough!" LOOL Hamza ur too sick

[Fayzal19]

diary of a badman is way better

[062935529]

i cant make out a word you'r saying!

[SuperCasterR]

4:49 wat do u wand alkaida hahah

[Jazminenaturebird]

ROFL THAT GUY WAS SO GROSSED OUT ! A butt massage lol

[Haaruunkingofkings]

My name is Haaruun Hashi check my vid

[TheMoazeem]

Tony the kala!!

[coolmen12161]

my name is tuttoo but you can call me tuttoo hahahahah

[jadecoolcat34]

I wanted 2 make homework... but i ended up here :S

[imNerdz]

@MirikinzZz i can tell by your comment, and username. your a chav.

[MirikinzZz]

@imNerdz well u certainli hav a gd knowledge of what chavs are liek, buh whether i am or not is really non of ur concern

[imNerdz]

@MirikinzZz Learn to spell?

[AKAgambler360]

Da askay khan makes dis look fake

[AKAgambler360]

The song at the beginning is McLean broken check the other comment

[shafayattor]

what is the song in the begging called someone plzzz reply

[sikman2012]

how cme hamza can play rupert salami and tuttoo at the same tym

[AKAgambler360]

Da intro song is mclean broken

[AlanDesignsTV]

@AKAgambler360 or known as digga

[masterthuganomics]

badman is soooo much better

[JSport100]

pause at 7:09

[PromzJaz]

i dont no

[PromzJaz]

i love this its so funny is he like this

[lovelybearchloe10]

Intro song ????

[omaazin]

LOOOOL! funny(:

[xxFUZI0NZxx]

thumbs put if ur wathcing this when diary of a badman bloopers 3 is out

[TheElpyke]

i watched this video ... and then i took a dump

[AGuy723]

mr but is also a therapist he works with me and my complicating situation

[AGuy723]

kitty kat with a k 

[amanbhoarla]

Very nice

[SuperThamos]

wats that song called at the start eh



[Cuppycakeyummey]

OMG i had nooo idea that Humza had other videos other than DOABM !!! So excited now !!! xxx

[ItsPearlOliviera]

My name is Tuttoo but you can call me...Tuttoo because thats my name.....HAHAHAHA!!!

[giantduckz]

Digga-broken

[carpos100]

what is the song at the start

[MissusMadHatter]

2:16 DUDE, I LOVE THAT GAME. :3

[aliyazaheen]

rupert salami hit the dislike button 188 times!

[aliyazaheen]

thats so random hes just randomly playing with onions...LOL!!!

[IamAniqa]

No offence to him because I love Diary of A Badman, but Humza has a crap bedroom. 9:03 through to 9:55 proves that.

[tallyxP]

Its gets annoying cuz one Minute its like really quiet then bam gets really loud

[AbrarDaBest]

Your Mom Looks like my neighbour, he's a man. Lol! Best Phrase in the whole thing!

[anjelinahaskilamoves]

Lol ur amazing humza

[MURB999]

@Headhunter4Lyf LOL 

[52Pelican]

i never think ill stop watching these

[khream1999]

hello im tuttoo but you can call me tutto cause thats my name looooooooooool

[ZEMAQDADDY]

LOL

[TheShaizzle]

Lmao



[khisbani]

lllllllllllllllllllllllll!oooo­ooooooooooooooooolllllllllllll­lllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[khisbani]

how could humza be salami and tuttoo at once

[E15Waheed]

LOL

[MAGIC66able]

This one is rubbish

[battlefield2468]

diary of a badman is well better sov tuff tuttoo

when is dbadman 10 comz out

[mommomomomomomomable]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah­ahahaha



[xGrOoVy00ChIcKx]

looooooooool x



[MrQ123abc]

2 plus 1 multiply square root divide..... you owe me 2 more!!! :) lol

[k4s1m100]

U TAKE A DUMP TIH UR FUKING SHORTS ON!???! OH HELL NO!

[ViinJ]

omg! 6:55 is just too EPIC!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[abzyye3]

loooooooooooooooooool

[kaykay2000thestar]

@TheMufazzal allah wants to spread his news and badman is helping hom he is trying to make us people understand and as a muslim we should support him afer all he is our brothe in islam

[stereosfan5]

LOOOOL at Fiona's reaction

[brulz22]

then i took a dump, the i swore on ma uncles grave that i wont take another dump till tomrrow because this was getting ridiculous, then i took a dump. lool

[Mario123547]

omg 1:50 looooooooooooool

[unknown1994ify]

my name is rainman but you can call me...rainman

[Mbilal1233]

I love it love it love it

[Awesomedude8373]

that was fuuny hamza

[mojo779]

hi,my name is tuttoo but you can call me tuttoo cuz that's my name lol



[45fARHAn54]

8:58 Your mom looks like my nieghbour hes a man

[11jam5]

lol mr camel

[TheSoloLand]

"Sign it yourself fathBOY!".....f**kin cunny

[MsHubbabubba1234567]

kjyjhjhthtjjhrjhrjekk

[sabil1998]

This ain't no diary of a badman, but it's still good fam. I'm Bengali and eat fish for breakfast. Especially hutkee sheera

[sadekulazim]

my mum thought i was watching porn

[dylandd2]

@sadekulazim lol

[PESBD]

i can't here anything he's saying

[aishachoudry8]

hi me

[aishachoudry8]

hi 

[AadamKhan1]

Massage my but with no gloves

ل ه ل😄😃

[TheLoonytoons1]

tutti



[Deayaldeen]

most good youtubers suck in the beginning, but humza doesnt

[DannyDevorty]

wtf so shit

[misssofar12]

No offence but this is kinda shit compared to diary of a badman..

[MrShajeel274]

Badman better but this is ok

[tvclipsforyou]

My name is Tutto...but you can call me Tutto, because that's my name

[MalaikaProductions]

a horse?? why would u want a horse in london??? : \

[MegaJaziz]

loll..................berr funny:)



[TGFan101]

"man handle me you beast"lol

[muslimgirl131]

lolz so funny........even though im not from the uk im addicted to his videos.......lolz

[punkanil1]

oO fuck man 1st starting is so funny!!!!!!! my name is tutto hahahahahhahahahah

[MalaikaProductions]

"no no im not selling anything"

"IM SELLING CAMELS!" LOL!!!!

[MalaikaProductions]

U TUTTI ITS ALREADY OUT!!

[MsHubbabubba1234567]

I decided to get up and do some tutti

[solider4lyf]

"Your mum looks like my neighbor, he's a man. yeah"

[hmcherry13]

lol

[princeivade]

plz tell us when diary of a badman 10

[MrBIGBOY762]

Intro music??

[disneylover272]

i already watched badman 9

[Mrsamso01]

I decided to get up and do nothing

[adzi98ify]

WHAT THE SONG AT THE STAR

[MegaTash2000]

@adzi98ify Mclean- broken <3 tht song

[Xedus661]

having no freinds isnt being a loser there is no acutll explanation of loser

[hopendespair1]

ITS WONG WONG TALIBAN!@!@ bring him back PLZZZZ

[cooltv5]

baad man 10

[GamesMaster1111]

i cant wait till 10 comes out

[GamesMaster1111]

...

[Ravage9543]

wats the starting song

[xDesSiiGn]

lol im watching this again coz im waiting for badman 9 =D

[R0Y4LSH0W]

@xDesSiiGn ist out

[Misha5120]

@xDesSiiGn  it's out

[MOEYANDISSY]

listen to 6:57 to 7:35.

it sounds very wrong

[ruksi81]

yo tutto

[zZzShAdYzZz]

six pack at 1:23

[monkeyyoyo1]

if the kamals were 10,000 pounds each that means that he shouldve paid 50,000 pounds not that im a hater i acctualy like this:)

[BJ64Th3M0v13f4n]

if you're a true fan of diary of a badman ,respond if you like his earlier work known as the chronicles of tuttoo both as well and thumbs up if you are one of them.

[FreeMeImYemeni]

how disgusting ,, omg ewwwwwwwwww,, i swear tht sight just made me cringe a black guy man handling a fat pakistani eewwwwwww,,, have a bit of decency for gods sake,,

[TheFahadProductions]

whats the song at the start?

[toto130896]

@TheFahadProductions Digga - Broken

[lauren12345475]

congratulations! that is literally the spot!

[reemicks294]

SIGN IT URSELF FAT BOIIIIII!!!!! ahahahhahaahah XD

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[purplefunkystuff]

like if you think diary of a bad man is better than this 

[chriseb4s3rc]

is your nephew called ussif diary of a bad man

[raystar94]

shittest video

[shabeebmady]

@raystar94 and u think u got some cool vids....shut ur a** up

[shumaiylaAhmed]

dese chronicles kinda boring yaar, diary of a bad mans wayyyy better

[Tom25830]

'Your mum looks like my neighbor... hes a man'

[raystar94]

WHAT A SHIT VIDEO

DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB

[raystar94]

WHAT A SHIT VIDEO

DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB

[raystar94]

WHAT A SHIT VIDEO

DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB

[DaniMarieAndrews]

@raystar94

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[raystar94]

@DaniMarieAndrews fuck urself bitch